emoticons we have dated

[Soft*Silver]

I did a diddy on another thread and realized just how true the emoticons have in categorizing (tongue in cheek) with people I have dated. If you want to see the originals, head to BigButchMistie's Life Goals thread (I think thats what it was called, if not, just go to my postings and find it) So here are more...and feel free to add your own...

:frog: he really IS just a frog but we fall for it everytime, dont we?

:snowballfight: how about the one who never grows up?

:bowdown: or the one who puts us on the pedestal and then acts :annoyed: when you show 'em you are human...

[Soft*Silver]

ok..here are the originals...

:sumo: been there, done this guy...

:mountie: him too...what a rescuer...

:anothersnowman: frigid in and out of bed...not for me

:badscore: judgemental bastard was SO not Mr Right for me...

:missing: Mr MIA had committment issues and didnt tell me

:fencing: He who always wanted to pick a fight was no good either...

[COLOR="DarkRed"][B]I just want to find someone who doesnt have an emoticon to stick on his forehead....


:hendrix:and dont forget the wanna bee rock star with no real job except as the keeper of your couch and eater of your food...

:detective: or the one who kept you under his radar at all times

:grindevil: and while sex is fine and dandy and better than candy, the horny devil who is never satiated is a pain in the ....well...you know...



Ok..your turns!

[SuperFemme]

:jester: the jester, who took nothing seriously

:seeingstars: The pedestal putter onner who looked up my dress

:canoworms: The gossip

:pirate-steer: The control freak

and last but not least?

:angel: The angel who loves me for me. Not letting this one go.

[Soft*Silver]

:pacman: how about the stalker?

:deepthoughts: or the one who wanted to analyze EVERYTHING!

:drool: and dont forget the Instant Relationshiper

:balloon: or the self-inflated ego guy

OH WAIT>...:king: the KING BABY! Everything was his way or he had a :explode:

[Leigh]

OH WAIT>...:king: the KING BABY! Everything was his way or he had a :explode:

wow scarily enough I dated someone like that before ........ crazy!!!!


Hmmmm lets see:

The ONLY bio guy I ever dated, who didn't know what to do with what he had :blink:

The bisexual wife who only came into the city on weekends from out of town :bolt:

The girl who made Me take a 38 hr bus ride to be with her, then decided not long after I arrived that she didn't even want Me :wtf:

The butch who, after we couldn't make our cross-country romance work, was pretty quick in finding another partner :overreaction:

My very first FTM partner who was all about :bedfuck: for him and :crap: for Me :annoyed:

[cinderella]

Ok, not being judgemental here, just trying to clarify. You are an FTM and went out with an FTM...

You dated a bio-guy, is this before or after you transgendered.

Romance with a 'cross-courtry' Butch? Ok, what gives here, I am totally confused...again, I'm not being judgemental, just trying to clear up the confusion in ma head...

wow scarily enough I dated someone like that before ........ crazy!!!!


Hmmmm lets see:

The ONLY bio guy I ever dated, who didn't know what to do with what he had :blink:

The bisexual wife who only came into the city on weekends from out of town :bolt:

The girl who made Me take a 38 hr bus ride to be with her, then decided not long after I arrived that she didn't even want Me :wtf:

The butch who, after we couldn't make our cross-country romance work, was pretty quick in finding another partner :overreaction:

My very first FTM partner who was all about :bedfuck: for him and :crap: for Me :annoyed:

[Soft*Silver]

pssst....Cindy....love knows all sorts of positions.... :love1:


Ok, not being judgemental here, just trying to clarify. You are an FTM and went out with an FTM...

You dated a bio-guy, is this before or after you transgendered.

Romance with a 'cross-courtry' Butch? Ok, what gives here, I am totally confused...again, I'm not being judgemental, just trying to clear up the confusion in ma head...

[Kobi]

LOL thank you all for the emoticon insight. I needed a laugh today.

[Soft*Silver]

LOL thank you all for the emoticon insight. I needed a laugh today.

HEY! Where are you going? You need to :writer: too!


:sparklyheart: there were a few I dated that just popped my pink ..ummm...:censor: so well...

but a few I would still do this too.. :raspberry:

one wanted me to :bowdown:

my reaction? :pointing: I just said "you is funny!"
I think he :outfield: cuz :( his feelings was hurt...

[SuperFemme]

Ok, not being judgemental here, just trying to clarify. You are an FTM and went out with an FTM...

You dated a bio-guy, is this before or after you transgendered.

Romance with a 'cross-courtry' Butch? Ok, what gives here, I am totally confused...again, I'm not being judgemental, just trying to clear up the confusion in ma head...


Does it really matter to you? That much? Because guess what? FtM's date each other. And bio guys. And femmes. Butches do it too, and so do Femme's.

Love knows no boundaries, even if the boundaries are imposed by somebody other than ones self.

[Soft*Silver]

:knighthorse: I dont want anymore of these...if anyone is going to ride the white horse, dammit, its gonna be me!

:furious: and then there was Mr Potty Mouth





now...on a different note...this is a FUN thread...:dance1:

so lets not fight... :slapfight:

K?

[Kobi]

HEY! Where are you going? You need to :writer: too!



I try never to say anything un-nice about the folks I have dated. Karma ya know. But, I have learned to stay away from:

:praying: the pentacostals

:phonegab: the yakkers

:duck: the ones who inspire me to get their nicks tattooed on my arm. that was just dumb.

:hamactor: the drama queens. I do enough drama inadvertently myself

:happyjump: breeders

:deadhorse: the processers

:beerfunnel: the drinkers

:hiding: the timid

:smokejoint: the druggies

:drool: the instantaneous

:seeingstars: and the crazy makers

which explains why I am here -------->:theisland:

with a ready supply of --------> :duct:

for the next time I get the urge to venture out. :)

[Soft*Silver]

YAY Kobi!!! :goodpost:

[Soft*Silver]

I know..I know..I have dated alot...but here is more..

:linus: oh the pitifully insecure...

and then there were those who just needed :baby:

and I am never do this type of guy again! :drunk:

and...let me not forget the :spruceup: who said she was a :3butch:...man was I ever :shocking: !!!!

[Passionaria]

:bellydancer:

:stillheart: :knighthorse: :puertorico: :violin::fencing:

:stillheart: :puertorico: :cigar: :writer: :bdsmslave:

:stillheart::grandpiano: :writer: :bdsmslave::cherry: :tango:

:kissy: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

[Abigail Crabby]

I am just posting that this is funny

I've dated a :jester:

and couple of :brainsucker:

and one :stiletto:

and I'm happy to say I'm with the best :daddy:

[Leigh]

Ok, not being judgemental here, just trying to clarify. You are an FTM and went out with an FTM...

You dated a bio-guy, is this before or after you transgendered.

Romance with a 'cross-courtry' Butch? Ok, what gives here, I am totally confused...again, I'm not being judgemental, just trying to clear up the confusion in ma head...

I don't mind clarifying, hope it helps:

~ I dated the bio guy when I was 19, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before I ever came out as being lesbian let alone FTM

~ I've dated two FTM's actually; and I don't think it really matters if I dated a femme or a butch or an FTM or even an MTF what matters is that they love Me for who I am and vice versa :thumbsup:

~ I live in canada and I dated a butch who lived in Louisiana, so while it wasn't actually across the same country it was still alot of distance that just didnt work out

pssst....Cindy....love knows all sorts of positions.... :love1:

Love only knows what it knows and as long as its right for Me, then thats all that matters :)

Does it really matter to you? That much? Because guess what? FtM's date each other. And bio guys. And femmes. Butches do it too, and so do Femme's.

Love knows no boundaries, even if the boundaries are imposed by somebody other than ones self.

I :heartbeat: you damnit

[Soft*Silver]

the best question to ask while dating, is "what are you doing back there?" :backdoorsex: otherwise you might end up like this :overreaction:

[Gemme]

the best question to ask while dating, is "what are you doing back there?" :backdoorsex: otherwise you might end up like this :overreaction:

:analprobe:

[Soft*Silver]

:analprobe:


JUST TRY IT!!! :batmoose:

[Gemme]

JUST TRY IT!!! :batmoose:

That's wasn't a suggestion or threat or promise...I was illustrating your point, silly. :)

[Soft*Silver]

lol...Gemme...I know..I was playing back at ya!

[Soft*Silver]

:flasher: dapper...you cant thank all the posts and not show me YOUR stuff!!! :thumbsup: uhmmm...stuff...as in emoticons....:nailbitin:not wanting to get his femme mad at me

[JustLovelyJenn]

Ok, let me give this a try...

there was the :king: who liked hys fans a little too much...

The one and only :1femme: ... Irish red heads scare me...

The jobsless prick who could only :hanging: and :smokejoint:

And the :seeingstars: who had one to many :pile: in her head

Don't forget the :gossip: who didn't really want a relationship only my connections

[Soft*Silver]

tying a string around your finger to remind you to keep your promise to come back tomorrow and post....


:flasher: dapper...you cant thank all the posts and not show me YOUR stuff!!! :thumbsup: uhmmm...stuff...as in emoticons....:nailbitin:not wanting to get his femme mad at me

[Diva]

How cute is this!!

Hmmm.....

:hamactor: ~ the one who was more in love with his own voice than he was with me

:flyaway: ~ the airhead (yes....2 airheads do NOT a good relationship make)

:byebye: ~ said way too many times and I took her back every time she said 'hello'......

:police: ~ dear Gay, don't get me started!!

:cowboy: ~ not a REAL cowboy, but thought he was.....

:piratelaugh: ~ I can't explain this one, but *I* know what I mean...<giggle>

:argue: ~ it seems that's all we did...it wore me out...I'm not the fighting type

:danglecarrot: ~ failure to launch....on several levels



This makes it look like I've done nothing but date losers.....and some of these are the same person...... because I can. There was not a smilie I would denigrate by connecting it with my ex~husband. Just sayin'......

[Soft*Silver]

:bucktooth: there was the guy with horrible teeth...and he ate with his mouth open, talking the whole time!

:movieguy: and there was the one who lived his life through movies. No kidding! Everything was related to a movie scene...and anytime he had sweet somethings to say, it was from a movie..and I got the movie, the date, the actors and their birthdates everytime he quoted them. Talk about taking the fun out of it...

[ocnlvrbutch]

These are funny. Thanks for the laugh lol

[Soft*Silver]

good point...I have intentionally made sure that anyone I dated on any of the three sites, is NOT one of my emoticons. This is strictly to play on the concept of such other threads like the worst date you went on, or blind date wrecks, etc. And I dont see passive aggressiveness. I see people venting mutually over how awry dates and relationships can get. Its something we have all gone thru. I put up a silly emoticon about someone who acted like a baby so he needed a pacifier...people who have been thru it get it...and we have a little laugh over it because now we can laugh..back then, it was hard and hurtful. Laughing at our pain, so to speak, once the healing has happened...

But, good point. Taken into consideration...

Play nice everyone!

[Rockinonahigh]

OK let me see what I can do~~~

The one who had me :nailbitin: every time she laughed.No kidding it was cute in the begaining but towards the end..omg!

And there was :flashy::weedsmoke::smokejoint: that I nearly ended up in the pokey for he being high and worse in the liveing quarters of my horse trailer on federal property.

Then there was the teeny boper :freak: ..need more be said.

And there were these...:nixon: the political nut case..::fastdraq:...lady cop..hot,hot...still married to her bio hubby..

I finaly wised up over the years but it was much of an adventure.

[Soft*Silver]

Hey Rockin..I love the emoticon you chose for the teeny bopper...LOL...lord keep them young ones away from me too!

I actually dated a :jester:..who when he grew up became a world famous magician! I love him to this day! But yes he IS the jester completely!

:bondage: oh and then a few times, some vanilla dates would want me to help them try out bondage...uhmmm...no! If I was going to do it, I would do it with someone who really was of that persuasion...ciuz if you are going to do it, do it right!

[Rockinonahigh]

Hey Rockin..I love the emoticon you chose for the teeny bopper...LOL...lord keep them young ones away from me too!

I actually dated a :jester:..who when he grew up became a world famous magician! I love him to this day! But yes he IS the jester completely!

:bondage: oh and then a few times, some vanilla dates would want me to help them try out bondage...uhmmm...no! If I was going to do it, I would do it with someone who really was of that persuasion...ciuz if you are going to do it, do it right!

I saw that emo I knew it was just right for thr teeny boper,need I say more.

OH Yes!!!!! The ones who are so vanilla it hurt(no offence to anyone ) but acted like she was a hot little number on line/on the phone/in letters but in reality...had no clue about nuthing:doh: OMG..she came for a first and last visit.Im not into any kind of bondage but I shure like some adventure to sweeten up things.

[JustLovelyJenn]

good point...I have intentionally made sure that anyone I dated on any of the three sites, is NOT one of my emoticons. This is strictly to play on the concept of such other threads like the worst date you went on, or blind date wrecks, etc. And I dont see passive aggressiveness. I see people venting mutually over how awry dates and relationships can get. Its something we have all gone thru. I put up a silly emoticon about someone who acted like a baby so he needed a pacifier...people who have been thru it get it...and we have a little laugh over it because now we can laugh..back then, it was hard and hurtful. Laughing at our pain, so to speak, once the healing has happened...

But, good point. Taken into consideration...

Play nice everyone!

I too chose to only emote those that are NOT from here.

[Semantics]

None of them really reminded me of anyone else, but I do have one that reminds me of myself after past relationships:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/smilies/ugly_rass.gif


A mirror :lol2:

[Leigh]

I only emoted real time ones, none online or from this site!!!!

[AshenLady]

:flying: long distance connections :phonegab:

:rubberducky: romantic baths

:bouquet: exchanging gifts

:spruceup: sprucing up for our dates

:moonstars: stargazing with her

:ballcat: getting to know each other's pussy ... cat

:candle: candlelit bedroom

:kissy: kissing

:boxers: casually dressed coffee server

:olympics: watching the Olympics, separately

:toast: to us

[Soft*Silver]

that was sweet, Ashen!!!

[apretty]

ok..here are the originals...

:sumo: been there, done this guy...



you dated a sumoan wrestler?

[apretty]

I try never to say anything un-nice about the folks I have dated. Karma ya know. But, I have learned to stay away from:

:happyjump: breeders


breeders? really? that's such an offensive term to women, usually it takes sperm and a uterus to make a baby, lots of sperm, in fact. and it's awesome when queers have children--they probably won't grow up to be Glenn Beck.

so, unless i'm wrong you're saying that due to previous experience, you no longer date heterosexual couples or you no longer date women that are fertile, or you no longer date fertility specialists?

please advise. :)

[Diva]

How cute is this!!

Hmmm.....

:hamactor: ~ the one who was more in love with his own voice than he was with me

:flyaway: ~ the airhead (yes....2 airheads do NOT a good relationship make)

:byebye: ~ said way too many times and I took her back every time she said 'hello'......

:police: ~ dear Gay, don't get me started!!

:cowboy: ~ not a REAL cowboy, but thought he was.....

:piratelaugh: ~ I can't explain this one, but *I* know what I mean...<giggle>

:argue: ~ it seems that's all we did...it wore me out...I'm not the fighting type

:danglecarrot: ~ failure to launch....on several levels



This makes it look like I've done nothing but date losers.....and some of these are the same person...... because I can. There was not a smilie I would denigrate by connecting it with my ex~husband. Just sayin'......






To clarify....many of those were my ex-husband....and none from this site.....one from the hyphen site.....and some were just some casual dating experiences when I first came out 21 years ago...Yes. I came out when I was 8..... :seconddoh:

[Sweet Bliss]

Started out :cheer: ended up ...>:vampire: or ....> :slapfight: or .... > :blowingitup:

Or ...> :hanging: or ....:drunk: .... or :quickdraw:

me still believing the dream .....> :awww:

[EnderD_503]

Started out :cheer: ended up ...> :blowingitup:

Constipated? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

:fastdraq: :pirate-steer: :sunglass: :cigar2: :police: :king: :harley: :flying: :artist: :tiger: :grindevil:

[candy_coated_bitch]

:angry:.......

[Bèsame*]

:police:

:cowboy:

:fireman:

:cool:

[MrSunshine]

Damn! They don't have one for a nut sack :/

[Daktari]

:hippie:

:brainsucker:

:veggie:

:whine:

:4femme:

:waitinggirl:

:explode:

:deadhorse:

:girleating: