Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

[Daywalker]

:detective:

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

:deepthoughts:


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Last night I was pondering why many gas stations still have the
term 'Self Serve' next to their per gallon pricing...when they
did away with 'Full Serve' long ago.
:eyebrow:

I can't remember when the last time I pulled into a station where someone
pumps my gas n washes my windows for a few extra cents per gallon.

:|


:daywalker:

[Apocalipstic]

:detective:

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

:deepthoughts:


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Last night I was pondering why many gas stations still have the
term 'Self Serve' next to their per gallon pricing...when they
did away with 'Full Serve' long ago.
:eyebrow:

I can't remember when the last time I pulled into a station where someone
pumps my gas n washes my windows for a few extra cents per gallon.

:|


:daywalker:




There are full service stations here in Nashville in the expensive areas of town.

I can't afford them though.

[Apocalipstic]

Last night I thought about....

Who gets to say what is right and wrong?

Is right and wrong different in different cultures?

Is what is right and wrong in the "Universal Truths which are self evident" category, and if so, what are these Universal Truths? (Outside the US Constitution)

Is there a right and wrong?

How much of what we see as right and wrong is religion based?

No, I did not sleep well last night! :sigh:

Great thread idea Day! :)

[Daywalker]

There are full service stations here in Nashville in the expensive areas of town.

I can't afford them though.

Well, lol...I can get mah windows washed at the stations around
here for a buck cuz there are so many with folks who
hang out just to 'help' you for a dollar.
:batman:

:daywalker:

[Mitmo01]

sometimes i ponder historical events...like i wonder what it wouldve been like to be on the battlefield with Boudicca while she routed the Romans...

or jsut how badly Penthesilea kicked the shit out of Hercules to get that belt lol

There are many times and points in history that i wish i could have seen or been at...

but sometimes my thoughts dont go that deep and its feelings that i ponder...

[Apocalipstic]

sometimes i ponder historical events...like i wonder what it wouldve been like to be on the battlefield with Boudicca while she routed the Romans...

or jsut how badly Penthesilea kicked the shit out of Hercules to get that belt lol

There are many times and points in history that i wish i could have seen or been at...

but sometimes my thoughts dont go that deep and its feelings that i ponder...


Sometimes I ponder the difference between thoughts and feelings! :)

[UofMfan]

I ponder whether the Cookie Monster eats Girl Scout Cookies or not, and if so, which are his favorite?

[KayCee]

gosh, you guys do some serious thinking in the middle of the night!..hmm...I think of other 'stuff'...:giggle:

[Leigh]

Thats when I do most of My serious thinking is in the middle of the night when I'm alone

[Gemme]

:detective:

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

:deepthoughts:


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Last night I was pondering why many gas stations still have the
term 'Self Serve' next to their per gallon pricing...when they
did away with 'Full Serve' long ago.
:eyebrow:

I can't remember when the last time I pulled into a station where someone
pumps my gas n washes my windows for a few extra cents per gallon.

:|


:daywalker:




Oregon and New Jersey won't let you pump your own gas. It's illegal. :blink:

[Daywalker]

Thats when I do most of My serious thinking is in the middle of the night when I'm alone

Me too.
My mind rolls like a tractor when mah head lays down to sleep.
:playingchess:

Sometimes mah most brilliant prose rolls through
right then and there...with no pen n paper handy
:baseball:

:daywalker:

[Daywalker]

Oregon and New Jersey won't let you pump your own gas. It's illegal. :blink:

No shit?
:shocking:
You shit me not, do you
:|

Wonder what brought those regulations into necessity.
:police:

:daywalker:

[Gemme]

No shit?
:shocking:
You shit me not, do you
:|

Wonder what brought those regulations into necessity.
:police:

:daywalker:


No shit.

I dunno, but they pay folks ten bucks and up an hour to take your cash or card and pump it for you. They'll do the scrubby windshield thing too usually.

Isn't June an Oregonian? She might know the background on that.

[Soft*Silver]

the DSM bible of the mental health arena...so if you dont like how its being changed, you better get vocal about it now because it IS the bible of cultural and contemporary norms.....


Last night I thought about....

Who gets to say what is right and wrong?

Is right and wrong different in different cultures?

Is what is right and wrong in the "Universal Truths which are self evident" category, and if so, what are these Universal Truths? (Outside the US Constitution)

Is there a right and wrong?

How much of what we see as right and wrong is religion based?

No, I did not sleep well last night! :sigh:

Great thread idea Day! :)

[Soft*Silver]

I ponder not about growing old
I ponder now about growing frailer

I ponder about growing frailer
and then I ponder if love would ever call upon me as I grow frailer

I wonder not about being alone
for this I dont fear
instead I ponder about loneliness
and hope I never feel it

[Enchantress]

What . Why . How . Where . When . If.

Uh huh, I'm just that deep

[Leigh]

Me too.
My mind rolls like a tractor when mah head lays down to sleep.
:playingchess:

Sometimes mah most brilliant prose rolls through
right then and there...with no pen n paper handy
:baseball:

:daywalker:





Makes Me wish I could attach something to My head that would type out those amazing thoughts :)

[Corkey]

It's the middle of the night...what the hell am I still doing up...wide awake?

[Princess4u]

:detective:

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

:deepthoughts:


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Last night I was pondering why many gas stations still have the
term 'Self Serve' next to their per gallon pricing...when they
did away with 'Full Serve' long ago.
:eyebrow:

I can't remember when the last time I pulled into a station where someone
pumps my gas n washes my windows for a few extra cents per gallon.

:|


:daywalker:





We have some here in Harriman, TN the 2 I am thinking of are Shell stations and there is usually 1 pump designated as full service.

[Kobi]

In the middle of the night, I ponder the "coincidences" of the day and wonder about their significance.

[Enchantress]

:floatbee: brought to you by the number 15


..anything more important than the quest for honey?

Something to ponder, no?YouTube- Winnie the Pooh and The Honey Tree (1966) Part 2/3

[Write14u]

What . Why . How . Where . When . If.

Uh huh, I'm just that deep

Who.
You forgot who. That's a very important thing to ponder in the middle of the night.

[afixer]

all kinds of things...

[Daywalker]

Since when did soup get to be so expensive?
:|


Why is no one watering mah FT flowers,
I have 116 Neighbors.
:wateringgarden:

Was it a coincidence that I happened to have Wheat ready to
harvest upon the new Facilities announcement yesterday that
will turn mah wheat into flour n make me hella money,
or am I just that tuned in...to Farm Town?
:farmer:

Will today bring me good Yard mojo,
and will mah toes allow me to mow the front?

:lawnmower:

Will the birds EVER find that feeder by themselves in the back yard.
:flyingpig:

:daywalker:

[Nina]

in the middle of the night I am either sleeping or being otherwise engaged--- I am pondering-- not...one may lead to the other...which ever? I am enjoying one or both...my pondering takes place in the daylight...

[Gemme]

Last night...

11:30pm ~ Ugh! I hate trying to force myself to sleep, but it's necessary. Sleep, dammit, sleep! :rant:

*tossing*
*turning*

1:30am ~ Great. I just doze off and now it's time for a potty break.

*bathroom*

2:00am ~ When I am EVER going to get to sleeee....zzzzzz

5:20am ~ *grungy guitar riffs filter the air*

5:21am ~ I wonder if they'll notice if I don't show up? *groan*

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why is it so Dark??????

[Soft*Silver]

it is suggested with this spinal thing I have, to not consume any milk products. Hmm..so thats why I am lactose intolerant....

This tidbit and many more were roaming in my mind late last night/early this morning, as I was processing all the information given to me and comparing it to my base of information I have about myself and coming up with new ways of understanding why my body has been doing everything it has been doing...

and what it is going to be capable of again...

that incurable isnt the same thing as untreatable

and that its not going to be disfiguring (thank heavens...I was so worried about that)

and that with limitations, different ones, not the ones I have been having, my life is actually going to be expanded in some ways I didnt have before...

and whispering prayers of gratitude, and some for solace and comfort, and some for suprised anticipations and others for relief of fear....

yeah, that about sums up my night/morning last night....

[Tommi]

Why is it so Dark??????

Because I am reading this at night, we have rotated away from the Sun, and your lights should be out, your eyelids closed, and you should be Sleeepin'

Love Daddy

[WolfyOne]

Dark circles under the eyes
Is it lack of sleep or allergies
And
Which one causes darker circles to appear
And
How long will it take them to go away
Will they still be here come August

Will I ever sleep solid again
And
Will I sniffle forever

And

Don't you just hate waking up because of potty breaks,
knowing you just fell asleep like 30 minutes ago

[UofMfan]

Will the Girl Scout Cookies ever get here?

[Soft*Silver]

if no one is looking for Waldo anymore, does it matter where he is?

[WolfyOne]

if no one is looking for Waldo anymore, does it matter where he is?



Waldo found US on the planet, so no one has to look.

Where Waldo is, will always be a mystery......:hangloose:

[curlyredhead]

Wonders if I will ever actually find the woman I am supposed to spend the rest of my life with? I want to get married someday.

[Semantics]

I'll tell you what I'm no longer pondering- why kids are afraid of clowns!

I was just watching Food Network and an old McDonald's commercial came on.

Pennywise has nothing on Retro Ronald. :|

YouTube- Retro McDonald's Commercial


Is that a Dixie cup on his nose?

[miss entycing]

I'll tell you what I'm no longer pondering- why kids are afraid of clowns!

I was just watching Food Network and an old McDonald's commercial came on.

Pennywise has nothing on Retro Ronald. :|

YouTube- Retro McDonald's Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dwc-gUQnLI)


Is that a Dixie cup on his nose?


um, I think it is a dixie cup. yikes :|

[Soft*Silver]

I need to work on my craft project tomorrow...I have alot of cutting and gluing I need to do and I need to find some popsicle sticks...

[moxie]

will the Easter Bunny bring me anything?

[Waldo]

if no one is looking for Waldo anymore, does it matter where he is?

Someone is *always* looking for Waldo.

Waldo found US on the planet, so no one has to look.

Where Waldo is, will always be a mystery......:hangloose:

Waldo has been enjoying a week and a half at home but is leaving again in a few days. I'll wave.

[BestButchBoy]

Seemingly always the same...

Why the hell am I awake now?

[WILDCAT]

... When?





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[Gemme]

I figure out the key to world peace. However, I forget to write it all down and it's lost by morning. :seconddoh:

[Daywalker]

Why does the corn always run out before the taterz?

:deepthoughts:

:daywalker:

[angelswhisper]

I think about how blessed I am ...I try to find gratitude in everyday for things big and small. I think about the people in my life ...how special they are or how much they mean to me. I wander my way through conversations from the day or happenings. I pray for people (friends, loved ones acquaintances strangers).

Some of the best writing happens in the middle of the night...when my thoughts are free and unrestricted...I often get up to walk or run in the middle of the night then come home and write...

I will be thinking about this thread tonight ....wonder what interesting thoughts that will bring...hmmm....

[Gemme]

Do tater tots REALLY know the meaning of life? :blink:

[UofMfan]

What is the ROI if you harvest grapes? Do you get a better ROI say, if you harvest coffee?

[Rockinonahigh]

I often wonder in the dark of night how I got to this point in my life.
How or what or if I can change somethings to make it a more productive life because of my disablity.
Another thing I often wonder about is whay some ppl just dont get that ppl with disablities can do what most able bodied folks can,just in a diffrent way..

[BornBronson]

When will the russians nuke us.Don't you remove anything Mr.Obama.Trusting mother russia now huh,oh you got to go.

That I promise to vote against Mr.Obama in 2012,assuming the good old USA is still here.I'm going to stay alive just for that purpose alone.



That's about it.

[Gemme]

Am I ever going to go on a real, live DATE again..complete with butterflies an dressing up and making sure safety nets are firmly in place and yummy food and getting to know you dialogue and those slightly awkward pauses followed by nervous giggles (me) and chuckles (maybe both of us)?

[hippieflowergirl]

Do tater tots REALLY know the meaning of life? :blink:


Goddess Alive! i hope not! i'm so far behind if they do!

[hippieflowergirl]

Am I ever going to go on a real, live DATE again..complete with butterflies an dressing up and making sure safety nets are firmly in place and yummy food and getting to know you dialogue and those slightly awkward pauses followed by nervous giggles (me) and chuckles (maybe both of us)?

uhm....HELLO! did i not propose to you after the youtube thingy? did you not say 'yes'? NOW you want to "date"?

fickle wench. sheeeeeeesh!

:deepthoughts:

[Gemme]

uhm....HELLO! did i not propose to you after the youtube thingy? did you not say 'yes'? NOW you want to "date"?

fickle wench. sheeeeeeesh!

:deepthoughts:


*points to heading near screen name*

Flibbertygibbet.

You knew what you were getting yourself into, missy. *wink*

[hippieflowergirl]

*points to heading near screen name*

Flibbertygibbet.

You knew what you were getting yourself into, missy. *wink*



:huhlaugh:

:seconddoh:

:thud:

:hospital-snoopy:

[Hack]

In no order of importance...

I'm a good catch, right?

What time is my first meeting?

What time is it in Rotterdam?

Can I call in sick today?

I'm a nice guy, right?

Is Henry (my dog) in here or downstairs?

Why are the kids next door still playing basketball?

And on and on and on....

[Princess4u]

How many hours does it take to drive to insanity?
Or am I already there?
Perhaps I have visited and left and I dont even know it?
How do you kiss again, I have forgotten
omg what if i never get another kiss will my lips fall off from neglect
hummm will anything else fall off from neglect hummmm?
how many hours dose it take to drive to insanity........the amount of time I stay up at night thinking about this stuff

[moxie]

What am I going to wear tomorrow?
Did I remember to lock the door?
Why am I here?
Where will I be this time next year?
Do I want to have a relationship with God?
Is there even a God?
If I died in my sleep, how long would it take someone to notice?
Would my mother come to the funeral?
What time am I going to get home tomorrow?
What will I have for dinner tomorrow?
Who do I need to call and email when I get to work?

It never stops.

[Daywalker]

If I died tonight,
you think they'll let me bring mah weed with me?
:cannabis:

Does the other side have a perpetual garden?
:wateringgarden:

How come I don't remember buying the Fanta Grape Soda that's in the fridge?
:thinking:

Is it really there? Will it still be there in the morning?
:sunglass:

:daywalker:

[Ldyluck88]

When will these dang hotflashes ever stop!!!
Why is it so blasted cold in here?(oh, I forgot to turn the heat on, haha)
When will I get a job?
Did I just wake myself up from snoring, or was that an earthquake? LMAO kidding
Oops, did I say my prayers?

[Enchantress]

How does one get there?

[SassyLeo]

Why is the weather always nice and sunny when I am sick and cannot enjoy it :(

[hippieflowergirl]

why is there cement in my sinuses?

[Sybelle]

Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end? :bananasplit:

Did I lock the door? :thinking:

Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work? :cowboihorse:

The dog wants to go out NOW? :dogwalking:

[Julien]

Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.:deepthoughts:

[katzietootle]

"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??

[Andrew, Jr.]

What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent?

Will I have enough funds for the mortgage?

Dino needs more canned food.

Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck...

[WingsOnFire]

How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?

What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep...

Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep...

[Rockinonahigh]

At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok.
7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think.

[Soft*Silver]

how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH

[Gemme]

How I got myself into this predicament.

[Lillie]

why did? oh well :shithappens:

[Abigail Crabby]

I ponder
how high the cost of gas can
go this
year

:hospital-snoopy:

[DamonK]

1. What time is it?

2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom.

3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep.

4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting)

5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is?

6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

7. (15 min later) Okay... you win.

[katzietootle]

ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?

[Softly]

Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring?? :|

heh.

[Kobi]

Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?

[AtLast]

Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring?? :|

heh.

Just insert some staws in her nostrils first... and those nose strip thingies work!

LOL.... I wouldn't mind having someone else of the human variety next to me. Now, I have a snoring little French Bulldog and an old cat with Asthma I want to put pillows over!!!

:motorbike:

[WingsOnFire]

Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??

[Gemme]

Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit! :rant:

[Soft*Silver]

arranged marriages

butch kewpie dolls

femme possee

chamber pots

[katzietootle]

is it good to be bad or bad to be good?

[gotoseagrl]

can you hear me?

did i forget to do anything today?

what will it take to fall asleep?

[Kobi]

I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?

I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte.

Hm.

[morningstar55]

when am i going home???

[Gemme]

Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?

[Kobi]

Gemme this is you speaking. Removing your socks is worth the effort. You are not feverish, it is warm out and 5 layers of clothing might be over kill. You are dreaming. When you teleconnect with the ice cream, get the hot fudge too.Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?

[Waldo]

Why do more planeteers not post photos of themselves? I'm nosy. I like to know who I'm talking to.

[Cowboi]

I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?

I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte.

Hm.



And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!!

[Enchantress]

TNcx59q05_I

[afixer]

was easy just a fluke?

[Gemme]

Where does the time go? First, it's as slow as molasses in winter and then it speeds up like it's got a hot date and I'm left wondering...where did it go?

[Enchantress]

Why?

Such a little word, not really all that profound. Yet, truth be told it's rather a big question...

[Ebon]

Manamana do dooo do do do!!

[justkim]

Colorado is calling my name...
I don't think I can be so far away from my new grand daughter...
It is time to go home...

[Andrew, Jr.]

O's 5
Fla 7
Ugh! No wonder I am a Phili's fan now. We need a better pitcher, and hitters. :goodluck:

USA Beat Algeria by 1 goal! WooHoo! :cheerleader::clap:

[tantalizingfemme]

So, I'm down to the the last drops of hair conditioner and am praying that I can squeeze out enough for my hair. (it's long) Lo and behold, I get less than a quarter, but more than a nickel and voila... just enough to get through all of my hair! I'm happy.

Now, tell me why when I get that new bottle of conditioner, I will put a quarter size amount in my hair and it isn't enough???? It ends up being a close to the size of a lime by the time I'm done! WTH??

*sigh*

TF

[Pixie]

Why the heck am I awake right now?
How close cukooburas are to extinction?
Did I set enough alarms?
Am I asleep yet?
Am I sleep talking or just crazily talking to myself aloud????

[Starbuck]

Did I put the garage door down?
Why the HELL can't I go back to sleep?!
Maybe I need a new sleeping pill?
Why does the dog think it's time to play at 0200?
Did I forget to put my male Husky in his crate?
Should I get up to go pee?
I wonder who else is awake right now? Oh wait, no one!
And when I'm lucky...damn my baby is fine, makes me horny just thinking of her...

[justpjhere]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop....

[dixie]

Should I or should I not?

Is it worth it?

Is it true?

Can I believe?

Or should I hope?

[Daywalker]

Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to dump billions into
renewable energy, instead of going to War for Oil...and getting no oil?

:readfineprint:

:daywalker:

[Tommi]

What's it all about algae? :jester:

Was it a dream, or a warning. :fireman:

Should I have? :canoworms:

I think a peanut butter n jelly sammich is needed. NOW..:moonstars:

[miss entycing]

how many dues really must be paid till one's paid in full?

whats the real difference between a dirty little secret, and a prize posession?

why some things are only good enuff in the deep of the night?

how many times can one run to, before one runs away?

what's the real harm to a soul, if the body is all anyone ever takes?

off to ponder, as usual, the day after.

[UofMfan]

When was the last time I changed my contact lenses? :blink:

[Billy]

Why does this guy think it's ok to drive through My back yard and up My driveway , does he think he is not making a path , is he really in that much of a hurry he can't go around , rinse and repeat :|

[msW8ing]

Why is it in a 4 bedroom home with so many others to choose from that ONE skeeter will bite ME??:|
Why is it when I tell my dog to come he acts as if he can't hear me..but yet crinkle a chip bag and that he can hear a mile away.
Why doesn't that peanut butter filled chocolate Easter bunny in the freezer shut up and stop yelling my name?

[Greyson]

I awake, again from a sound sleep. Here is the question that comes to my mind. Do I turn on the radio and listen to Coast to Coast AM hosted by George Noory or do I turn over and try to remember what I was dreaming and what is its significance, if any? Read my current book on the nightstand? ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[DapperButch]

So, I'm down to the the last drops of hair conditioner and am praying that I can squeeze out enough for my hair. (it's long) Lo and behold, I get less than a quarter, but more than a nickel and voila... just enough to get through all of my hair! I'm happy.

Now, tell me why when I get that new bottle of conditioner, I will put a quarter size amount in my hair and it isn't enough???? It ends up being a close to the size of a lime by the time I'm done! WTH??

*sigh*

TF

Because it gives you joy to spend even more money on hair stuff? :tease:

[Abigail Crabby]

Been pondering quite a bit since I was ill.

Each day is a new chapter in having my eyes opened and my conciousness raised.

Been pondering too where to get some more of that great Sugar Free Dark Chocolate :jester:

[justkim]

I have often wondered why the lines we draw for others we don't always apply to ourselves?

For some this may mean nothing but for others it speaks volumes. It has me wondering about the old saying "do as I say not as I do" can't remember who said it right off the top of my head but it sure has me wondering...

[Camo Eagle]

What will it be like, to finally not have the Military in my life?

[Greyson]

It has me wondering about the old saying "do as I say not as I do" can't remember who said it right off the top of my head but it sure has me wondering...


My mother said it. She also used another version but a variation of the same theme. "If I say the sun rises and sets in my a__, then it does." :|

[morningstar55]

should i pull my socks off ??

[morningstar55]

why did I drink so much tea before going to bed?? *sigh*

[JustJo]

...usually just wondering why the cats decide to play and/or attack my feet about 3 in the morning...and then feel the need to sleep most of the day. :seeingstars:

[Daywalker]

Does Plaster of Paris have an expiration date?

:thinking:


Does the grass wish we would walk softer?
:sunglass:

Do flowers talk to one another?

Am I outta Koolaid?

:koolaid:

:daywalker:

[AtLast]

Lately, how freakin' dificult is it going to be to get out of this bed in the morning! It would be great if it warmed up here- my joints would rejoice!! Time for me to figure out why my damn spa keeps breaking- would make a world of difference for me. Everytime I think I fixed it- boom!

[Blade]

When does it end?????? Shakin my head...........

[Semantics]

Would I be a good waitress?

[Kobi]

Why is it in a 4 bedroom home with so many others to choose from that ONE skeeter will bite ME??:|
Why is it when I tell my dog to come he acts as if he can't hear me..but yet crinkle a chip bag and that he can hear a mile away.
Why doesn't that peanut butter filled chocolate Easter bunny in the freezer shut up and stop yelling my name?




If it helps.....the peanut butter filled chocolate Easter bunny in the freezer yelling your name was keeping me up.
So I ate it.

[princessbelle]

Are shadows really innocent, nonthreatening, outlines of people and things? Or could they be auras or beings that do not show themselves except when the sun radiates down on an object.

Maybe they are really here with us all the time..we just can't see them. Maybe they are something more than a mirror image of our form. Maybe we are mirror images of them.

Maybe i need more sleep.

[Kenna]

Who was I in a past life? I've been told I'm an "old soul"....
Is Karma being good to me or is Karma paying me back? (ie. do I have it good even though I have struggles or is Karma paying me back for some past life transgressions? If it's the first choice, then I should be more grateful for having it good even in the face of struggles.)
Who/Where will I be in the next life?
Can I please come back as a butterfly or hummingbird?

My ex-spouse once said "There is no hell, hell is here on earth." This statement came from their belief in the Jehovah Witness faith...
I ponder that statement too.

[Tommi]

Pondering princessbelle's ponder...and remembering Peter Pan.


Well, I am also pondering this as the eve of a 7 year cancer free anniversary. When I was told I needed surery, I thought prostate, vs..hysterectomy. :)
:rrose:
Pondering what I did with those 7 years. Who I met and who I lost.
Who I loved and loved me back. Who stayed and who went when it was rough.

I am alone in the quiet of this night with my pondering mind. Celebrating in the morning with an invite for my favorite home cooked breakfast ~from the ex of 8 years ago.

:superman: Pondering I really did think I could fly. :supermanbooth:

[Kobi]

I have been pondering the feasibility of a recent science tv program
that was intimating that we humans and our lives may be just
complex computer simulations of an advanced society.

Wouldnt that be a kick in the pants.

[Mister Bent]

Am I too old for a mohawk?

[Dude]

why was that lady at the dog park shaking that piece of poop off
before she put it in her little bag? ? ?

[Queerasfck]

Wondering what kind of new porn we should buy.......

[Gemme]

After multiple dreams about being late for or missing work, I'm thinking that it's a good idea to check the next day's schedule before bed.

[asphaltcowboi]

i was thinking last night what ever happened to my cominuity.. it seems so many have become i dont know what to call it (upity).
i see so many looking down there noses at others, others that they dont even know casting judgment when they havent even exchanged hellos.
all the finger pointing,bickering and belittleing within a cominuity that not long ago was the victim of this same behavior if they were to step out of the closet and onto the street. makes me wonder am i just getting old and this is the new? the cominutiy i recall supported each other, respected each other even if we didnt quite understand where the other "family" member was coming from. we protected and cared for one another, we had to.. because we were the "other kind" that the majority of the population loved to bash. just makes me wonder..
lol and i walked uphill 5 miles in the snow to go to school to! j/k

[Mister Bent]

Sometimes I lie awake at night (not really) wondering why we would be expected to tolerate ignorance and the "isms" as prevalent in our "community" as the mainstream. Just because we're riding in the same queer boat doesn't mean I'm going to turn a blind eye to bullshit.

[Soon]

Wondering what kind of new porn we should buy.......

People still BUY porn?
:sunglass:

[uglyboi]

I'm making room in my brain for cupcakes.

[Gemme]

People still BUY porn?
:sunglass:

Of course. There's a seedy little store with the windows blacked out or covered up in nearly every town.

[UofMfan]

Of course. There's a seedy little store with the windows blacked out or covered up in nearly every town.

Towns without Internet access? :blink:

[tantalizingfemme]

this??

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/cstring-underwear_n_864682.html?ref=fb&src=sp#sb=1064965,b=facebook

[Blade]

Why am I still up in the middle of the night to ponder

[Miss Scarlett]

Why am I still up in the middle of the night to ponder

Ummm...that might be because we dropped you off after 2 this morning...

[justpjhere]

the thoughts that wake me in the middle of the night...

who decided ties were a good idea
who decided we work 5 days and have 2 off

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

do i really want fries with that or have i been conditioned to say yes

do i really need a water or can i fall back to sleep without it....

[violaine]

i sometimes ponder about people i went to school with and lately, a guy who used to pick me up and drop me home from time to time. i decided to ponder aloud with a facebook friend great at keeping contacts from our class; however, the person i was looking for was absent from his list of friends. we decided to just check whitepages, and the friend i have been off and on pondering about, lives on my street. very strange in a way.

[Turtle]

WHY?




Yanno, sometimes I'm just not in the mood for another fucking learning opportunity.

[Tommi]

Sleepless music beat
Long climbs
ocean breeze
"waking" in a few hours
sleepless
wanting cold cut up bite size watermelon in bed
sleepless

[morningstar55]

is my night light on??

[DomnNC]

Why am I still up in the middle of the night to ponder


Lol, we watched the freaking All-Star race again when we got back to my place. Up til 5:15am and then I shut the alarm clock off and my brother woke me up at 11:30 telling me they were on their way to my parents for the cookout I had to make tea for and all. Talk about jumping up and motivating, lol.

It was an awesome weekend for sure and am glad we all had a great time!

[Miss Scarlett]

Lol, we watched the freaking All-Star race again when we got back to my place. Up til 5:15am and then I shut the alarm clock off and my brother woke me up at 11:30 telling me they were on their way to my parents for the cookout I had to make tea for and all. Talk about jumping up and motivating, lol.

It was an awesome weekend for sure and am glad we all had a great time!

Oh wow...it was 5:15 wasn't it?

What an amazing weekend indeed! i know you two had a good time with my NASCAR ignorance...LOL

Looking forward to the 600 on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

[Tommi]

:pile::pendulum::|:deepthoughts::clap:
:beatcomputer:

:moonstars:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I think I have overloaded God with wayyy too many prayers and requests.

[SnackTime]

Second round of endorphins?

COME ON NOW...Its friggin 2:45 AM

[Kätzchen]

Shall I buy these shoes?
http://www.vibramfivefingerskso.biz/images/Vibram-Five-Fingers-Flow-black.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

Will I ever find my soulmate?

[msW8ing]

Why in the world does that dude that lives in the upstairs apartment feel he needs 4 dogs that run and bark all night across my ceiling??

[Abigail Crabby]

I often ponder

is that all there is :blink:

[Kobi]

I ponder many things, often simultaneously, like:

~ Would a craftmatic adjustable bed be a good investment? It would give me something to play with while I lie awake and ponder.

~ Are carpenter ants unionized?

~ Did Alan Greenspan coin "irrational exuberance" after a not so exciting sexual encounter?

~ If being in possession of a certain amount of marijuana is legal here, why cant I buy it over the counter?

~ Is it ok to take Nyquil PM at 3 am?

~ Who is more masculine....Donald Trump or Sarah Palin?

~ If 50,000 units of vitamin D can be put in a pill the size of a pin head, why is 500 mg. of calcium as big as my head?

~ How long will it take someone to realize they can sidestep the rising price of gasoline by selling it in a unit of measurement less than a gallon? How long would it take consumers to notice if they did?

~ Can I grow a coffee plant out of the georgia pecan coffee beans in the freezer?

~ Where did I hide my chocolate stash?

~ Why is it that a relative with memory loss cant remember anything but the fact that you didnt return their phone call?

[dixie]

As I lay here in the dark I ponder many questions as of late...

What sins did I commit in this life or past lives to warrant this karma?

As a human being, a person, am I really that interchangeable and so easily discarded?

Are my feelings that insignificant to those who drift thru my life?

Am I truly that naive and gullible, not once but twice?

Why does it matter?

Why do I allow it to matter?

Why do I allow it to hurt?

Am I that weak or just that vulnerable?

[uglyboi]

It kind of bothers me that my father's favorite movies are the "Saw" movies, my mothers are the "Kill Bill" movies. They are two people you would never think would enjoy those types of movies. I might have to go ahead and put them in a nursing home.

I kid about the nursing home part.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I wonder if anyone out in the world is looking for a butch like me?

[princessbelle]

I ponder many things in the night as i go to sleep. I think this is my best "thinking" time of the day.

Last night i layed there thinking this...

What if colors are not all seen the same. Meaning what if blue to me is yellow to you. Someone taught us and now we know that yellow is yellow. But what if it is my purple.

Speaking of sleep, it should be pretty apparent...i need some....nighty night.

[morningstar55]

.. do i have a load on my truck ?? or was that yesterday??

[DamselFly]

questions big and small:
did i wash all the dishes? (no, there's one in the sink.)
do i HAVE to take this yucky medicine? (yes, i do.)
where will i spend the second half of my life? (contemplating that one still)
what persists after we die? (contemplating)
can we think w/o language? (presently i think not but am contemplating still):moonstars:

[sierragirrl]

well its not the middle of the night but i am pondering how hot will it be if we decide to go to the reunion?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

"Do I really have to wake up to pee now...or can this wait until morning..."

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where have all the flowers gone?

[tapu]

How is it that, in my pocket, I have a camera, a browser, an ipod, youtube access, interactive maps, up-to-date weather forecasts all over the world, oh yeah, and a phone!, plus dozens of things I haven't listed, and YET they cannot make a room air conditioner any smaller or lighter than this one that's the size of a sub-compact automobile?

[undone]

I ponder many things in the night as i go to sleep. I think this is my best "thinking" time of the day.

Last night i layed there thinking this...

What if colors are not all seen the same. Meaning what if blue to me is yellow to you. Someone taught us and now we know that yellow is yellow. But what if it is my purple.

Speaking of sleep, it should be pretty apparent...i need some....nighty night.

I wounder that all the time and the same thing with sounds and smells!

[undone]

Why am I insignificant to those that are closest to me? My family by blood and that was chosen?

Why do those that are only here for a time seem to care so much more than those that have known me for most of my life?

Why am I so painfully shy at times but loud and playful at others?

Will I ever gain trust back in my heart? Will I ever find the right one I should trust?

Why is it that half of my grown family choose to live alone day in and out just working going home and watching TV or sleeping, while the other half can't seem to sit still for a moment? We were all raised together so what makes the difference? I know the quite shy ones do not want to be so reserved or shy, so how do you learn to fight that?

Why am I be silly and so in the moment having a great time, then in an instant I will have a moment of self awareness and close off?

Will I ever have a decent job again?

What great things did i do that warrant my blessed luck with happy funny healthy animals when they come into my life?

For all the things that so happen in my life i wounder how i happen to be as strong as i am and really have good luck when i would get pulled in to the undertow with out it?

and my favorite what miracle did i pull off to deserve such an intelligent earnest thoughtful independent funny forward thinking step son that chooses to remain in my life even after his mother and i have ended our commitment to each other?

How is it this brilliant boy looks like me and acts like me more than his mother? and is it awful of me to take pride in that?

[tapu]

What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? Would WWII have been different?

[Gemme]

The usual....work related angst....eyeballing Ebon in the dark as he snores....mentally calculating the remaining bills to pay....squashing the craving for a Nutty Buddy when we have none....until I fall asleep and dream of really weird, discombobulated things.

[foxyshaman]

Maybe I don't have true synesthesia, maybe I really am just weirder than the average fox?? :| <---- stunned face

[tapu]

Last night's was:

What's the story in "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"?
Who killed Andy?
What happened to the girlfriend?
Why does it say the Sheriff has blood on his hands?
And whose sister is singing? Was she involved in any way??

[dixie]

Last night's was:

What's the story in "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"?
Who killed Andy?
What happened to the girlfriend?
Why does it say the Sheriff has blood on his hands?
And whose sister is singing? Was she involved in any way??


Incidentally, this is one of the only songs I will sing karaoke style.

A young woman tells the story of her unnamed older brother who returns home after a two-week trip from a place called "Candletop." The brother meets his best friend, Andy Wolloe, at Webb's Bar ("Andy Wolloe said hello, and he said, 'Hi, what's doing, Wo?'"), and Andy informs the brother that his young wife (who is later described as "cheatin'") has been seeing another man in town, Seth Amos. Andy then reveals that he, too, has been sleeping with his friend's wife. The brother is understandably upset, which scares Andy, who leaves and walks home. The brother assumes his wife has left town, gets his gun, and heads out to the back woods to sneak up on Andy and confront him. When the brother arrives at Andy's house, he finds tracks outside ("tracks that were too small for Andy to make") and discovers that someone has already killed Andy. The brother, in a moment of panic ("he started to shake"), fires his gun in the air to summon a passing sheriff. When the sheriff approaches the scene, the brother is immediately accused of murder. A "backwoods Southern lawyer" doesn't keep the sheriff and a judge from convicting the brother in a kangaroo court ("the judge said 'guilty' in a make-believe trial / slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile"), and hang him that same night, effectively lynching him. This was apparently the same night of a statewide electrical blackout, although the phrase "the night the lights went out in Georgia" could refer to the fact that the "light" of justice went out that night as an innocent man was killed by the law.

In the final verse, the singer then reveals that she was the one who killed Andy and that she had also previously killed her promiscuous sister-in-law and disposed of her body ("one body that'll never be found"), and that her brother was lynched before there was a chance to tell anyone the truth.

Beyond simply the typical police corruption, the song relates that the judge is just as corrupt as the sheriff ("...the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands"), as well as heartless, when rendering the guilty verdict: slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile, said "Supper's waiting at home and I gotta get to it" (The 1991 music video for the Reba McEntire version suggests that the judge was also sleeping with the wife and wouldn't listen to the truth to protect himself).

[tapu]

Oh. Gee, where were you last night?

[dixie]

Oh. Gee, where were you last night?

I have no siblings so I wasn't out murdering their spouses. :blink:

[Queerasfck]

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

http://www.buysellcommunity.com/uploads/091408/ww1/xoptzzurzflw.jpg

[Queerasfck]

And I won't even get into where my black socks go when they go into the dryer. One is always missing. ODD.

http://www.in5d.com/images/isonimoy.jpg

[tapu]

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

http://www.buysellcommunity.com/uploads/091408/ww1/xoptzzurzflw.jpg


During my L.A. driving years, I saw a few very serious accidents with people thrown from the cars and everything. I noticed that for as long as weeks after that, I would see articles of their clothing along the break-down lane.

Man, I just realized that that's pretty depressing. Sorry. :o

[Scorp]

Did I remember to shut the light and lock the front door?

[Inked_Trinity]

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

http://www.buysellcommunity.com/uploads/091408/ww1/xoptzzurzflw.jpg

I know where 1 came from... IT'S MINE! My sister threw it out of the car 35 yrs ago!

[Queerasfck]

Last night's was:

What's the story in "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"?
Who killed Andy?
What happened to the girlfriend?
Why does it say the Sheriff has blood on his hands?
And whose sister is singing? Was she involved in any way??


These are important questions that probably won't be answered in our lifetime.

Such deep lyrics. Hat tip to you Tapu for reminding me how much I loved this cheese. Her other songs paled in comparison.

http://tunecaster.com/pictures/l/vicki-lawrence-the-night-the-lights-went-out-in-georgia.JPG

[tapu]

Yeah. Vicki. Mmm. She did a fine cover of "Little Green Apples," too.

[foxyshaman]

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

http://www.buysellcommunity.com/uploads/091408/ww1/xoptzzurzflw.jpg

There is an interesting character. Perhaps you have heard of him. His name is Coyote. Some say he is a Trickster, some will not even say his name. Some look over their shoulders wondering if someone is playing a cruel trick on them.

He is a sneaky one. But smart he is. He is low to the ground, with a neck that can stretch. He has the ability to see the path right at his feet and what stretches far beyond the end of his nose. His nose also helps, but that is not part of this story. What people don't know is that Coyote is friends with the mouse. Yup, I kid you not. Someday maybe he will tell you why, but for now....

Everyone has paths, many paths... many choices. Sometimes Coyote likes to send you on a path... who knows really why. To get your attention, he steals a shoe. Awakening in the morning, standing in the hallway, wondering.. WTF... I know I kicked them off here last night.

Later dreaming. Some how some way seeking your shoe. Seeking your path.

Don't worry about whose shoe is on the road. Nope. Just worry if one of yours is missing. Who knows what path you will follow then....

[tapu]

Standard mattress or Memory Foam®?

[Spikester]

Why did my word have to turn upside down, and i lost the one person that meant the world to me.

[Inked_Trinity]

Why the hell did I kiss her? And then why didn't I stay when she asked me to?

[Glenn]

:seeingstars:Where the hell are those mosquitoes coming from?! I was sure I pulverized them all .

[Janny]

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap. :(

[tapu]

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap. :(


Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.

[Janny]

Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.

Ouch! I've never been so insulted. plah! :p

[tapu]

The dress Kate wore to Skid Row was "simply stunning." :rolleyes:

[InsatiableHeart]

hmmm I wonder if the humming birds will be back in the morning

[JAGG]

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap. :(

Try not to take it too personal. Any old port in a storm. Haha Hollywood today, Cancun tomorrow. Here today gone tomorrow. Whatever.

[miss entycing]

pondering why the cell seems so terribly indesctructible when i throw it, and want it to break-
and at other times, it flippin loses it's mind at the most in-opportune time.
:readfineprint:

i often ponder why the most 'precious friends' who wish you nothing but happiness,
are the first one's to dissapear with contempt when you don't choose them.
:blink:

pondering the 'i'm the nice one' personna.
is the bitch switch really just broken? or tempting me?
i also ponder if my give a damn will ever be fixed, or if i like it like this.
:|

*pondering another pot of coffee, and more loud music*

[Ms. Meander]

I find myself pondering the source/s of the increased critter activity on my roof and outside my windows. I often hear things scampering around but tonight, they (whoever they are - racoons, opossum, skunks, bears, cats, aliens...) are making a genuine ruckus. :vigil:

[kannon]

I wonder why I'm up at 3:26 am. :moonstars:

[StillettoDoll]

I wonder why we can't have medicare health insurance for all americans!
It's not rocket science, we all benefit.

[tapu]

Why would this 50-lb dog, with all this hair on him, want to sleep plastered against me when it's 90 degrees in here?

[StillettoDoll]

Why hasn't anybody started a Live Aid for Somilia , there is 3 milliion people starving over there.!

What's Bob Geldof doing these days?

[swan]

I wonder what cats dream about....

[msW8ing]

Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my ear:|And why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed:|

[Inked_Trinity]

Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my ear:|And why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed:|

For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!

[msW8ing]

For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!

Yeah I rescued a little kitten last week that was abondoned during a monsoon in my apt complex and she reminded me that cats are so proud of thier butts. They jump up on our laps for love and always turn around as if to say " see my butt,, isn't it the prettiest butt you've ever seen" :ballcat: And have noticed that you DO NOT own your cat..your cat OWNS YOU. lol

[MsTinkerbelly]

I finally got the invitations to Amy’s Graduation party in the mail today…she was supposed to do it 2 days ago, but I found them tucked under the papers and envelopes from our addressing session. I guess she either couldn’t see them, or she forgot. In other news….what child washed Kasey’s Saab with a scrub pad and is costing me a paint job? Ding, ding, ding. Holy Mary Mother of God!!! Kasey gave her a nice soft towel to use, and she went in the house while Kasey went back to work and got a scrub pad to get the bird poop off the car.

Of course it was my idea for Amy to wash the car as she was having a day at home and needs to keep busy. Bad Cindy, bad bad Cindy. Sometimes I forget that most kids don’t have the sense God gave a turnip….but such an expensive lesson? Jeez!

Oh and that reminds me.......why is it my youngest Uncle hasn't called since my Mom passed away? Until......he heard from my other Uncle (the executor of my Mom's estate) just how MUCH money I inherited both from my Mom and Grandma. Funny how he wants to show some love and caring now! Asshat.

This and other random things I ponder in the middle of the night

[ReDo]

i know hy is out there when will i meet hym and is hy a good kisser?

[TrixieSwizzle]

What is Fracking exactly and have i ever??

[tapu]

What time is it?
.
.
.
What time is it now?
.
.
.
Now what time is it?
.
.
.

[tapu]

I wonder what cats dream about....

mice...?

.
.

[dixie]

If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?

[tapu]

Last night:

How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips??

[asphaltcowboi]

English is easy??
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently
so i change shit around!!

[tapu]

If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?

Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?

[Dominique]

Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?


I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie
scraps and helping to save the earth....


Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin

she says as she kisses her bicept

[tapu]

I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie
scraps and helping to save the earth....


Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin

she says as she kisses her bicept


How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.

[Dominique]

How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.

No chopping of the precious worm please.

Worms contain both male and female sexual organs.....they reproduce by sexual reproduction. They are not asexual.

They get underneath their own skin, so to speak.....release the sperm, and the egg. One little worm can generate 6 baby worms each month, all by it's self.:canoworms:couldn't resist using the cheesy can!

[tapu]

You made that up!! << tapu's hair stands on end. more. >>

[tapu]

Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce. :|

We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.)

Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.

[Reader]

Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce. :|

We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.)

Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.

LOL! This whole post-line is funny.

But, in all seriousness, earthworms are so beneficial to the Earth. Ask any gardener. Vermiculture is cool!

[sanee66]

the sight of you beside me

has i glance your way

has me floating on air

and brightens my day

the scent of your flesh

has you move closer to me

makes my heart stutter

and sets my desire free

the touch of your hand

has it caresses my skin

makes my spirit burn brighter

and brings me alive from within

the taste of your lips

has they touch mine

is the best aphrodisiac

throughout all of time

the sound of your voice

has you whisper please

crumbles my defenses

and brings me to my knees

my sould reaches outward

and meets yours halfway

heart mind and soul together

forever and a day

.

[dixie]

What is the speed of dark?

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door delivery service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?

[asphaltcowboi]

Sick Senior Citizen





So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

[Tawse]

Sick Senior Citizen





So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?










From what I hear - what they actually do is end up sick enough to go to the ICU ward of a hospital - where the hospital can't send them anywhere else (due to whatever issue... no insurance, no availability etc) and thus they have to keep them there - taking up a bed in ICU - because of course they can't just kick them out. Thus said individual stays in the ICU for an undetermined time costing the taxpayers probably triple or more for their care than they would have if medicare had just paid for a nursing home in the first place.. (not that I know a bunch of ICU nurses and have to hear about this exact problem all the time lol [in atlanta.. your location may vary])

[Slater]

Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes are named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?

[sweetiefemme]

Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?

There are a lot of us Jennifers. I told my ex (who has MY name on her tattoo) to just wait around she will eventually date another one :seeingstars:

[clay]

Why do we have to put a floppy disk in a hard drive?
How come we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why can't kernels of corn be digested?
Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies?
Why is an "ICU" usually darkened...and they can't actually "see" you...lol .
Why do we say "time flies" when it actually drags...lol
And lastly...
Why can't I.......????? Huh? Why?

[Semantics]

Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?

[Gemme]

Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies?


A better question for me is why don't more species do this?

[Strappie]

Why things happen for a reason and we rarely get the answer as to why it happens?

[clay]

GOOD one, Gemme!!! Tanks!!!!A better question for me is why don't more species do this?

[loremar]

I was pondering whether Jesus Christ was a real person.

[Kenna]

Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change?

[Starbuck]

In synchronized swimming, if one person dies, do they all have to??

[Glenn]

Was it really the humane thing to do to murder all those beautiful animals in Ohio?
Why did Bin Laden, Hussein, and Gadhafy, all act like cowards when they were captured?

[BugsAndKisses]

at night I ponder how can I be so pumped up after working all day and only getting 3 hrs sleep the night before? Just about every night I ask this question!

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Why does the phone ring or the doorbell go when I'm eating dinner or having a shower?

[foxyshaman]

Why is my mind tired and my body wired? How come I can be so tired when reading and yet when I shut my book and turn off my light my body goes "why hello how are you". I don't want to get out of bed and do things. I really do want to go to sleep.

Why doesn't deep breathing and self hypnosis work anymore??

[Daywalker]

Did Laverne really drink a mix of Milk n Pepsi?

:thinking:

:daywalker:

[Reader]

If I buy a freezer, will I ever actually recoup the cost of the freezer in theoretical savings by buying sale items? Then there is also the expense of running the thing.

[laruss]

Why can't I sleep?
What do I have to do to get more sleep?
How come I am unable to eat when I am an emotional eater?
Where should I be living?
Why do I feel so responsible for what others think?
How can I be more involved with my grandchildren if I move further away?
Why does my daughter want to marry that idiot?
Why can't I find a job here in a market saturated with jobs?
Do I really want to move into a basement suite?
Where could I unpack my stuff so I could sell it before leaving?
Should I sell my car and buy something cheaper?
Will my daughter forgive me if I move away?
How did I end up here?
What is the next step?
What have I learned from this summer?
How angry am I?
Am I angry?
What do you really want to do with your life?
...and so much more.

Well, I think I just answered the first question.

[Reader]

-iEId2vmb0M

[Enchantress]

Do the trees and flowers whisper their secrets to the crickets in the cool light of the moon?

[peachy]

-what does meaning mean???

[Teddybear]

Wth happened??

Will I ever heal?

Will she or can she forgive me

[Enchantress]

Does the light that we're seeing in the night sky (from the stars that are no longer in existence) know that once it reaches its destination, there's no way home?

[BowtiePrincess]

Why?.........

[jac]

Is it possible to eat too much peanut butter and honey?

A ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaa I really don't want to know! Can we say rhe-tor-i-cal? :hamactor:

[deathbypoem]

If I actually did that, would I accomplish this?

[ForeverBlue]

What if the hocky pocky IS REALLY what its all about......

[PoeticSilence]

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night ...


What if I could have selective mind-reading skills, would it still drive me mad?

[Blade]

Why am I still awake?
Lord what is your plan for me?

[deathbypoem]

Why do you keep putting your writing off?Why don't you just pick up the pen and do it? What the fuck is keeping me astray...

[uglyboi]

Gaint grape popsicles? Why can't the doctor be honest and say, "Hey I am just going to crush your tongue with that stick and make you almost vomit."

[JAGG]

Why isn't she here yet?

[firegal]

I agree and ponder that too Jagg ! dang nabbit!

[Joness]

When I wake up will she be laying beside me?........

It is so windy tonight will my house blow over the North Sea and land in Norway??

If I land in Norway what will I do? Is the weather nicer there??

Mmmmm - do I have any Green Tea bags left for a cuppa in the morning :tea:

HAPPY SOLSTICE!!!!! :cigar2: