Ass Pirate Support Group

[SuperFemme]

I'd like to create a space for Ass Pirates, the people that love them and the Ass Pirate Curious.

Where is DaddyBoy?

A.K.A. Captain AP?

[SuperFemme]

Monkey throw poop, which doesn't honor the sacred Ass.

Pirate is more appropriate, and I'm sure we can find one who pillages with a sock monkey in hand.

[Abigail Crabby]

Not sure exactly what an Ass Pirate is - but I like the thought of pillaging :)

[SuperFemme]

I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Monkeys are hells gate keepers, Flying Monkeys even worse.. Sock monkeys are tolerable and who does not like a nice piece of ass once in a while.. Ass pirating is an art and requires Gun Oil:p

[SuperFemme]

Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?


http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/94166/200.jpg


Gun oil..

That is all

[The_Lady_Snow]

I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.



Well known ass pirate

http://vfrworld.com/photos/data/810/chaps-motorcycle-harley-745986.jpg


:D

[SuperFemme]

For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.

[Novelafemme]

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

[Just_G]

Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Salad Shooter---

http://parentzing.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/salad-shooter.jpg



Salad Tosser---

http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gooner.jpg

[SuperFemme]

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

I did until the gun oil got involved. Now we've graduated to salad shooter.

Oh the visual!

[SuperFemme]

Oh My Gay! I just peed a little. That is all.

Salad Shooter---

http://parentzing.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/salad-shooter.jpg



Salad Tosser---

http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gooner.jpg

[Just_G]

He is an ass clown!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

He is an ass clown!!


http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwayconfidential/oreillyno.jpg


Ass Clown:rolleyes:

[Paphigleo]

Arrrr Me Matey's

[Diavolo]

When LTS said Gun Oil, I thought

http://media.midwayusa.com/ProductImages/Medium/126157.jpg

A swing and a miss for Mr. D.

[Arwen]

I didn't know D swung.

Who was the miss?

Why am I sure there's a bus that I somehow got on without realizing it?

I'll be in the.... rear.

[Lady Jewel]

Have room for one more???

[MrSunshine]

Arrrg! who was lookin for the Master Ass Pirate? Gun oil is a plenty. Whos' first? for support that is:eek:

[SuperFemme]

I tried the gun oil, and shot off Cals eye patch.

[QueenofQueens]

Here's hoping you all remember to swab your poop-decks.


With love,

"Pirate eye" Pixie

[Arwen]

Here's hoping you all remember to swab your poop-decks.


With love,

"Pirate eye" Pixie

*peg-leg smily here*

I need help with that. My arms won't reach. :|

[MrSunshine]

Arrrgh Great advice "poop eye" pixie

[QueenofQueens]

*peg-leg smily here*

I need help with that. My arms won't reach. :|




That's why the flying spaghetti monster invented mops. Just remember, the handle side goes up...

Or is that down? uh-oh...

[SuperFemme]

I swabbed my poop deck and now I've lost the qtip.

[MrSunshine]

double check poop deck and report back:|we want pictures too

[Arwen]

That's why the flying spaghetti monster invented mops. Just remember, the handle side goes up...

Or is that down? uh-oh...

:eyeing you eye smiley here:

I want to see this demo'd before I try it. Where's Beau?

[QueenofQueens]

Arrrgh Great advice "poop eye" pixie


Avast, Deady-boy! Tune yr concertina and play me shanty, whilst I eats me spinach! (ass pirates be warned!)

Sign-ed

Poop-eye the Sailor

[SuperFemme]

I knew it would come back to Olive Oil.

Still looking for q-tip.

[MrSunshine]

use some gun oil and flashlight

[SuperFemme]

OMG. I just found the remote.

[MrSunshine]

More gun oil! I need a new lucnhbox

[SuperFemme]

Well. A remote two nickles, one dime and some old mints. No red spandex.

[QueenofQueens]

:eyeing you eye smiley here:

I want to see this demo'd before I try it. Where's Beau?


Beau is busy hoisting the mizzen mast and free demos ended last Saturday (one of the y-ending days, wherein you sought joy and not free demos).


I knew it would come back to Olive Oil.

Still looking for q-tip.


Is this what you wanted?

YouTube- Q-tip - Breath and Stop

[MrSunshine]

Well. A remote two nickles, one dime and some old mints. No red spandex.


SF, that's the fucking couch!

[SuperFemme]

More like this:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1286478706547&id=a89d8c58108a07e4d0cf46461efa20e8&url=http%3a%2f%2fretrotechnology.com%2frestore%2fz 100_flop_qtip.jpg

[SuperFemme]

SF, that's the fucking couch!

Sometimes, Cal is there for a while and I need to get comfy.

[Eddie]

Proud Ass Pirate here! :D

[pajama]

:-D

Nowhere near as witty as the rest, but thoroughly enjoying this thread none the less.

Carry on....
A(ss pirate first mate)

[Diva]

I would like to be The Ass Pirate Wench, please.
And thank You. :D

[The_Lady_Snow]

I would like to be The Ass Pirate Wench, please.
And thank You. :D






Alright wench, please assume this position NOW

http://www.do-1.co.uk/images/Pirate-Girl-PRTatt-Daddy.png

[Diva]

Ok.....I need to steal Pinkie Lee's hair extensions.....

I have a need to assimilate........ :cool:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Queen of Queens,
What are the pictures you speak of? I would love to see them. And include me in this group of pirates. Nothing beats a good ass. Nothing.:p

[MrSunshine]

I hate to break everyone's plank off but you can't just BE an ass pirate. You have to look in the "lunchbox" first. Now let's see a show of spines, who's first?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Arghhhhhhttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31r1xA2ca9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[MrSunshine]

Arghhhhhhttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31r1xA2ca9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg





I MUST have it! Any treats included will be accepted as well.

[Jett]

From the "Args" I could tell there be ass pirates in here... so I brought my pirates booty aboard...

*looks in the lunch box* Geed...! When the last time that things been cleaned?


(the first person who trys to swab my poop-deck will suffer a boot to their dungbie!)

[Novelafemme]

http://i3.tinypic.com/66wqe13.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/lillieandjerry/jerrys/butt_pirate.gif

:eek:

[Novelafemme]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/lillieandjerry/jerrys/butt_pirate.gif

:eek:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha :)

[WolfyOne]

I so needed to laugh today....this thread did it for me.

I'm a little confused though, is it gun oil or olive oil?
If I look in the lunch box, is it like looking in Davy Jones Locker?

I want in on this ass pirate support group, but is it ok to look at all asses?
Oh and wenches for pirates, I want me one of them :cool:

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://www.thetartgallery.com/peg-krysztofnemeth.jpg


Mmm pirate booty....:p

[Andrew, Jr.]

Yep, pirate booty looks good to me. :D

[WolfyOne]

I have to agree with Andrew, mighty fine lookin' booty.

[SuperFemme]

I'm loving the Ass Pirate Solidarity. I must remind you to become official, one must open the lunchbox. Please see DeadyBoy for the code.

http://ts2.explicit.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1356251411789&id=d58e26bd2411fb12e5e1acdfb1698db0&url=http%3a%2f%2fmedia.ebaumsworld.com%2fpicture%2 fTheyBannedMe%2fAssPirates.png

[SuperFemme]

For DeadyBoy

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r230/jsradio/Fountains/Ass_Pirate-1.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

He is on mah side in times of need...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sTl28qiTNJ0/SSlcNg_F9OI/AAAAAAAAAu8/v-VJnN86bmA/s400/cyborg_pirate_ninja_jesus.jpg:cool:

[MrSunshine]

Arrrrg any takers?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Just letting ya know he too started out as an ass pirate.....http://www.pubhousedialogues.com/media/blogs/IdiotFreeAm/JesusButtPlug.JPG

[SuperFemme]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jSPASPxe-WQ/RlNl3Kla09I/AAAAAAAAAFw/9MuFrSyqivo/s400/PirateCat.jpg

[MrSunshine]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jSPASPxe-WQ/RlNl3Kla09I/AAAAAAAAAFw/9MuFrSyqivo/s400/PirateCat.jpg



That is a different kind o pirate:eek:

[Eddie]

Well I could be both an ass pirate AND pussy pirate. ;)

[SuperFemme]

That is a different kind o pirate:eek:

Aren't they close neighbors?

[SuperFemme]

http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID2097/Lube-Jobs-Womans-Guide-1585425613.jpg

[Diva]

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo93/Gravesitter/untitled3.jpg

[BatterUpBaby]

I like ass.

I like pillaging.

I'm sure I could find a use for a Sock Monkey.

Bring it on.

[SuperFemme]

You can be an Ass Pirate.

to help with the sock monkey issue, I usually have my spouse dress as a sock while pillaging my ass. It's great role play because sock monky's don't talk.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I like ass.

I like pillaging.

I'm sure I could find a use for a Sock Monkey.

Bring it on.



:eek:

http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sock-monkey-dress.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

You can be an Ass Pirate.

to help with the sock monkey issue, I usually have my spouse dress as a sock while pillaging my ass. It's great role play because sock monky's don't talk.




:eek:

http://www.sockmonkey.net/images/15%20full%20Sock%20Monkey.jpg

[atomiczombie]

Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:

[MrSunshine]

Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:

I have posted this a few times but will be happy again to say, you must look inside the "lunchbox" to know what it is to be an ass pirate. AHoy

[Jett]

:eek:

http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sock-monkey-dress.jpg
*suffers spontaneous blindness*...(after stabbing my eyes out with a fork)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:


Suspected ass pirate



http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Compliments/9_compliments_tight_ass.jpg

[atomiczombie]

Suspected ass pirate



http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Compliments/9_compliments_tight_ass.jpg

:eek: Mkay that clears it up.

[WolfyOne]

Suspected ass pirate



http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Compliments/9_compliments_tight_ass.jpg


good thing my nose is stuffed up......I bet he's a little stinker.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Laughing hysterically:D

[Gemme]

I think I know that guy. :eek:

[Diva]

Well, he IS color~coordinated........

[Eddie]

Fudge anyone?

[IrishGrrl]

wow. All this ass pirating goin on..

fudge? I"ll have nuts in mine thanks.:rolleyes:


Seriously, I"ve been gone for a few days, and this thread made my eyes tear up with laughter, and made me realize you are all my family...every last ass pirate.

LUFF YOU!!

littlestpirate

[Bootboi]

Just saying I think "Asshatery" could definitely work into the Ass Pirate thread. I cannot help but chuckle everytime I see the thread title.

Oh and that picture below......... :eek:

[Semantics]

I have posted this a few times but will be happy again to say, you must look inside the "lunchbox" to know what it is to be an ass pirate. AHoy

Oh.

Is this the support group for people lucky enough to have had a glimpse inside?


I'm Semantics and Deady showed me the contents against my will.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! :D

[MrSunshine]

Oh.

Is this the support group for people lucky enough to have had a glimpse inside?


I'm Semantics and Deady showed me the contents against my will.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! :D


Sucka......

[MrSunshine]

I have not yet begun the pm bombings of the lunchbox since joining this site. Feel blessed, very blessed:eek:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Fudge anyone?


http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-mitt-romney-fudge-packing.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Just saying I think "Asshatery" could definitely work into the Ass Pirate thread. I cannot help but chuckle everytime I see the thread title.

Oh and that picture below......... :eek:




Ass hats... Should never be part of fashion...




http://markwadestone.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/asshat4.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yJ6NLe1DBAk/SQIxOCKGZoI/AAAAAAAABI8/V4fyFDlQ9s4/s400/asshat.jpg

[WolfyOne]

I was on hiatus yesterday because of that night time so you can rest well medicine only to come back here, read more and laugh until I coughed and coughed and coughed'


BTW, Snowy, I'm not sure shock is the right word for that last photo. I must not have enough cold medicine in me. I'm going back for another shot and then I'll need to look at that ass hat again :eek:

[NJFemmie]

For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

Thank God "salad shredder" was not implied..... :eek:

LOL

[NJFemmie]

I was on hiatus yesterday because of that night time so you can rest well medicine only to come back here, read more and laugh until I coughed and coughed and coughed'


Aww... still feeling sick?? We hope you feel better soon. Tell R we said hi ;)

[SuperFemme]

Pretty lady just named my butt plug. Swoon.

[Eddie]

Ass Piracy will be happening. Hooray for raping and pillaging!

With consent of course :D

[MrSunshine]

Ass Pirate support group! I got wood :|

[SuperFemme]

How many times do I have to tell you that the peg leg doesn't count? TskTsk

[MrSunshine]

does so...........

[SuperFemme]

Please don't make me use MY peg leg on you.

[MrSunshine]

yer peg leg uses :spank:

[evolveme]

Use the hook instead.

[MrSunshine]

The hook causes snags:|

[MrSunshine]

Wellllll, blow me :pirate::pirate::pirate: we have a winner

[MrSunshine]

down.................

[Mister Bent]

Ass Piracy will be happening. Hooray for raping and pillaging!

With consent of course :D

Is this anything like Prison Style Ass Rape?

[apretty]

EZ and i went to this thing last night--there was a lot of info on anal.

someone (lucky) even won a huge gift basket of lube.

oh. wrong thread?

[atomiczombie]

I think this :spank: should be the new official smilie for this thread. :D

[Eddie]

Is this anything like Prison Style Ass Rape?

No but thanks for the idea!

[suebee]

Ass pirate wannabe here. If I join do I get a T-shirt? :thumbsup:

[SelfMadeMan]

I saw "Ass Pirate" and had to come in!

[MrSunshine]

I saw "Ass Pirate" and had to come in!

it happens :pirate:

[SelfMadeMan]

LOL - it does indeed :)

[cinnamongrrl]

I couldnt help myself....the title alone made me lol.... it was begging to be dusted off!

[Gemme]

Well?

Are you or aren't you?

[Mel C.]

Well?

Are you or aren't you?

Yeah...is you is or is you ain't?

[grenade]

I'm only here to support Mel C. :pirate-steer:

[Mel C.]

I'm only here to support Mel C. :pirate-steer:

Ass pirates appreciate ASSistance. Thank you for your support!

[cinnamongrrl]

OOPS! I did it again! ;)