The Urban Dictionary Experience

[Diva]

Well....it's just campy and fun......The Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/) ..............


Knock Yourselves out and contribute Your finds......

[Diva]

diva
A talented but imperious female performer. Originally used to describe opera stars, the word is now commonly applied to female performers in virtually any medium.

Celine Dione demands mint flavoured toothpicks in her dressing room at every performance...what a diva!

[Diva]

Janey

buy janey mugs, tshirts and magnetssexy,intellgent, gorgous gal

Look at that girl she is a Janey!

[Diva]

Janey

Sexy, intellgent, gorgeous gal.

Look at that girl she is a Janey!

[Passionaria]

I couldn't find Passionaria. But was amused by some that came close:

Passionist
To be a very good love maker since day one(Even good when you first had sex)She was a virgin and then we had sex which she is good at, I guess shes a passionist. passion virgin passionate hot wistful.

passionista
A fervent popular activist. Someone who gets very animated and active over fashionable causes such as the political prisoner du jour, climate change, Darfur or whatever is fashionable to be outraged about. Heart in the right place, and will tell you all about it whether or not you want to hear it.

passionary
one inspired passionately through vision and compassion to change the world for the better: passionate visionary in action; 2. social entrepreneur emboldened to make a difference, volunteering above and beyond responsibiliity to family and work: an inspirational difference-maker. 3. society's agent of change: pioneer of benevolent innovation giving forward and causing positive ripples.

passionate girl
a french girl gone bad

passionally pimpin'
anythin pink...its gotta be like ghetto pink not like fruity
Justin's font is soooo passionally pimpin'

passionious
Passion with an extra kick!

:cat: There you have it!

[chefhottie25]

I can't wait to start using this in my everyday conversations.


The hybrid of douche bag: Nouveau Douche


A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, "the new douche"

[chefhottie25]

Intexticated


Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

[chefhottie25]

Thanks Diva...I am now addicted to this thread.

girlfriend proof

To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything.

[Guy]

bwahahahaha
a laugh stating that the person using it has had a sexual relationship with farm animals

Bwahahahaha, wait no!

[Kätzchen]

Yardsale: To fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them.

[chefhottie25]

Famine Underwear ...
The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

[SuperFemme]

Adele: One who is of extreme awesomeness and possesses gifts and talents which shock and awe the mere mortal. Is often thought to be the most beautiful and sparkly star in the heaven

[The_Lady_Snow]

Adele: One who is of extreme awesomeness and possesses gifts and talents which shock and awe the mere mortal. Is often thought to be the most beautiful and sparkly star in the heaven

AKA

Snow:praying:

[chefhottie25]

pretext...
Verb, portmanteau - To pretend to text someone or reply to someone's text message to avoid awkward situations. This happens most often when talking to someone you don't really know or when you don't want to look weird while waiting for the bus.

[SuperFemme]

AKA

Snow:praying:

Snow:

stuff that falls from the sky at christmas and it tastes nice

[Guy]

1. (http://banananana.urbanup.com/253057) banananana
long-winded way of saying banana, used especially by those who can *start* spelling banana, but cant seem to stop.

[Guy]

Double-Chipping (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double-Chipping&defid=5066658)


When a house guest reaches into a bag of chips and eats some. Then licks all over their hands, then reaches into the bag and eats some more chips, Double-Chipping.
Me and a buddy were eating Hot Cheetos but he kept "Double-Chipping"

[chefhottie25]

traffic tetris...
when you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

[Boots13]

Boots :
something you put on your feet... Old dirty ones are sometimes refered to as shit kickers.

I shoulda gone with ShitKicker13

Great link Ms. Diva :)

[tuffboi29]

Mental Masturbation


Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

"We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really."

[dixie]

~Crystal~


~a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero.
"wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!"

~a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex :eyebat:

~An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.
"I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."


wow...I'm really digging the Urban Dictionary now...LOL :cheer:

[Miami]

Perfugled (Per FOO Galled) Adjective: State of bewildered confusion where one cannot ascertain if they are coming, going, or have already arrived.

[Daktari]

Scooby Doo


Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... *cough*

Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue.

I don't have a Scooby doo how this works.
OR
I dont have a Scooby what you're on about.



.......................Also a word for the Suburu Impreza

[Diva]

Twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

[theoddz]

Eh eheheh.....looka this!!! It's kinda dated, but spot on. :winky:

Dick Cheney

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Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.

Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.

and also.....

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

Too funny!!! :rofl:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[theoddz]

...because I found a little something for that, too. :|

Theo

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A type of older man, often bearded and wearing a medallion, but well dressed and hip who has the appearance of having wisdom and insight. The persona is created to attract young women and girls. Berkeley, California is their spirtual homeland, although they can be seen In Paris, Taos or even Rome.

Juliette met this Theo on Telegraph, says he'a writer and a Buddhist. She's moving in with him...

and... (WHO did this??? :|)

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Theo is a retard but in a good way

Theo picks up a popcorn from the floor and eats it, pick his nose with a tissue and wipes it on a person that sits next to him.

theo says things like -would you like a wee bag for that?

or

-sure sure sure sure did you get a look at a guy
all the time...

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This is me, laughing at myself ------>> :rofl:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[chefhottie25]

mental masturbation.......
Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose

[Ms. Tabitha]

Lori

The Most wonderful person in the World. Kind, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Gentle. Perfect in Every ways.
The one you love for all your life.
:|
Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks! :blink:

Tabitha

The best best friend in the world, funny hott and always there for you, your so lucky to have a frind like her. Don't you ever let her leave you!

Tabitha off of Bewitched
You just can't help but watch Tabitha, there's just something about her

:gimmehug:

[NJFemmie]

That sorry ass mickey fickey is getting on my last damn nerve.

Mickey Fickey is a slang term used in place of the common and fun to say phrase Mother Fucker. It can be used in every reference where Mother Fucker is used. When one does not want someone to know they are cussing, or talking behind someone's back, use mickey fickey.

[chefhmboyrd]

a crapella

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.
i may or may not have been guilty of this before.

[chefhottie25]

Youtube Attention Span:

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

[Diva]

This is for Medusa:


~Mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language
you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)

[chefhottie25]

here is one for alpha femmes out there............

HBIC
It's an acronym which stands for:

Head
Bitch
In
Charge
I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches