IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT...................

[Blade]

Considering the heat wave in the southeast, the Carolina's have been in the 90's for the last 13 straight days. It is to be 111 in Phoenix. So sticking with the thread topic.

How hot is it? What's melting?

It's hot enough to melt......or hot enough to melt my.....

[Bella~Vita]

My make up ... whoa is me ... tee hee !

[Andrew, Jr.]

IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT ME AND MY PETS IN ONE SWOOP!

[Blade]

It's hot enough to melt my butt to the mower seat :lawnmower: ......next

[NJFemmie]

The heat index is going to make it feel like 105+.
The moment I step into the sun, it feels like my skin is melting.

http://forest.mtu.edu/pcforestry/resources/studentprojects/hotsun.gif

It's hot enough to grill some steaks on the sidewalk.

[Selenay]

It's hot enough to bake cookies on the dashboard.

>instructions (http://bakingbites.com/2007/09/car-baked-chocolate-chip-cookies-step-by-step/)<

[Blade]

It's hot enough melt my Ronald

[Kenna]

It's hot enough to melt my Freckles!!

I'm thinkin' it's hot enough today that I just may fill my new outdoor bathtub with ice cold strawberry or cherry jello and dare a few of my local friends to take a dip!!

[Sachita]

OMG yesterday I was running around in the yard and fainted. I normally get my chores done early then later in the evening might go back out if its not too hot. I blackout when the temp goes above 85 and I get overheated. I lost track of the time and was busy. It's too early for this shit. You expect august to be really bad but not June.

[chefhmboyrd]

it is hot enough to melt my sneakers to the sidewalk

:tanning:

[Rook]

hmm that explains a lot...
Yesterday I almost ate pavement twice...
The heat was suffocating, and I had just finished Dialysis....
I was very puzzled while a paralegal nearly drowned me in cool water{was visiting a pro bono lawyer}, normally I can handle Hot weather...
:seeingstars:

It's hot enough to melt my Awareness....
:sunglass:

[Blade]

it's hot enough to melt scent....I was in the yard while ago and saw a dawg chasing a rabbit and they were both walking

[Zimmeh]

It's hot enough that it caused the heavy duty tape holding my dash board mount to fall off.

Getting a sunburn every time I go outside.

[JustBeingMe]

It's been a swealtering 105 in east texas past week. It's been hot enough .........to fry an egg on the pavement and burn it !!:blink:

[princessbelle]

Yes it is hot here omg hot hot hot.

Hot enough to....

melt silver into gold

squares into circles

dogs into cats

piano's into organs

stone into paper

shoes into sandles

earrings into toe rings

facts into fiction

my thoughts into nonrational ideas, oops yeah that has already happened. TY for AIR CONDITIONING

[JustBeingMe]

it's hot enough to melt scent....I was in the yard while ago and saw a dawg chasing a rabbit and they were both walking :superfunny::pointing::giggle::thumbsup::cracked:: rofl::lol2:.........tooo funny there Blade.

[Blade]

Hot enough that my tongue has to be in high gear to get this ice cream cone ate before it melts to milk

[dixie]

I'm here in those Carolina mountains and luckily I have a good shade tree otherwise I would be melted into the porch swing...

[Blade]

It's so hot here the fire hydrants are thirsty

Actually I saw a dawg peeing on one and it evaporated before it hit the hydrant.

[Rockinonahigh]

Yep its hot alright...I fried an egg on the top of a metal trash can...really!Yesterday it was 103 with the heet idex added to it,this morning it rained hard for a coupel of hours and is now 86...it is a nice breather for now.

[JustJo]

Just finished vacuuming the whole house...upstairs and down...I'm so sweaty you could wade in my cleavage. :blink:

Well...not you, but Scoote could :giggle:

[lipstixgal]

Just finished vacuuming the whole house...upstairs and down...I'm so sweaty you could wade in my cleavage. :blink:

Well...not you, but Scoote could :giggle:

Jo you vacume a lot do you have carpet and pet hair from all the cats and dogs?? Just wondering because I have hardwood floors so I just mop and sweep. but its hot here too but I like it, nice and warm especially in the morning when walking the dogs!!:moonstars:

[WingsOnFire]

Its so hot here that my clothes seem to melt off my body on their own while I lounge naked in the house :giggle:

[JustJo]

Jo you vacume a lot do you have carpet and pet hair from all the cats and dogs?? Just wondering because I have hardwood floors so I just mop and sweep. but its hot here too but I like it, nice and warm especially in the morning when walking the dogs!!:moonstars:

It's almost a daily event...we have hardwood and tile floors, but with 4 cats and 2 dogs the hair goes on and on...and the collie sheds so much that most days I think I could knit another whole dog :blink:

[sweetfemme247]

It is so hot outside I am in a shirt and shorts wishing I was laying on my bed

[Gemme]

I want car baked cookies.

That is all.

[Kenna]

It's hot enough to melt the dust bunnies that live between my ears!!

[chefhmboyrd]

it's hot enough to melt my packer


:seeingstars:

[Andrew, Jr.]

IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT/COOK MY BABY BACK RIBS ON THE DECK BY 2PM. :seeingstars:

[WingsOnFire]

Its hot enough that I actually "forgot" our wings in the back seat of the car yesterday I was so ready to run into air conditioning (I had just stopped at the wing place so I shouldnt have forgotten!)....

tonight I forget that we just left the grocery store (2 mins ago) and I had groceries in the trunk... lol... again wanting to dash into the air conditioner. Sir just looked at me with this stumped look on his face.. lol...

[Kenna]

It's STILL hot enough to melt my Fritters :| :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

It's hot enough to make my boxer briefs stick to my ass all day long! :mohawk:

[christie]

...imagine the wicked witch of the west (east, if you want to infer its me).....

I'm melting..... I'm melting...

I tried to find a youtube, but embedding was disabled. Poop.

[Mrs. Strutt]

Unbeknownst to Mr. Strutt and me, our daughter left a crayon in the rear passenger door handle. Guess what melted? :seeingstars:

[SF_Boi]

Could please send some of the heat you are all experiencing to the Northern California area! Im really tired of hearing everyone complain about the weather. They have no idea how fortunate we are to have the cool breezes from the ocean, the fog and the nice sunshine until it all starts again. :hangloose:

[Cowboi]

Its so hot here in Louisiana.....My flip flops are melting as I walk on the driveway.:(

[Andrew, Jr.]

It's hot enough to melt my Blistex in my shorts while I was outside with Dino. :blink:

[Jesse]

It's hot enough to melt the rubber on my squeegees! :cigar2:

[Daktari]

It's been hot enough here (UK) to melt the face off a drag queen - not a purty sight I can assure you! :cheesy:

[Zimmeh]

It is hot enough to melt the Starbucks Light Frappuccino I had within ten minutes of getting in my car....

[Corkey]

It's hot enough for my wife to ask for gloves,(silkies) to drive with.

[lipstixgal]

Its hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk!! It was 100 degrees today in NY/NJ!!

[Sam]

it was hot enough to melt my coolata at 102 here today

wishing it would snow :P

[Cowboi]

Its hot enough here in Louisiana to melt my chapstick in my pocket!!

[Stearns]

It's hot enough to melt Hell

[Kenna]

It's hot enough to melt Hell

Ummm
That's not exactly a bad thing.

It's hot enough to make the Hot Springs in Hell feel like skinny dippin' in an Ice Bath!!

[Stearns]

Ummm
That's not exactly a bad thing.

It's hot enough to make the Hot Springs in Hell feel like skinny dippin' in an Ice Bath!!

hahahahhaha, you are so right. No more :devil: is a good thing

[diamondrose]

We had 3 days earlier this week that were unusally cool and unsually low humidity.. but I wasn't complaining. It was nice to be able to exercise outside for a change during the summer.. then BAM!! 98 degrees F and thick thick humidity again.. makes your skin feel clamy and icky just as soon as you walk out the door!

[Bit]

Sometimes I have trouble breathing (the humidity), but it isn't really hot enough out to melt me... I guess I really DID escape from Hell! :cheer: It was hot enough to melt the streets and parking lots, there; I used to come home with asphalt on my shoes all the time.

I complain about the heat nowadays, but I know I'm lucky to be here in Kansas!

BTW, that link about car-baked cookies was a hoot, Selly.

[Miss Scarlett]

It hit 100 today in Charlotte. I imagine it was at least that up in Concord where I work - it's generally at least a degree warmer there. I spent 3 hours today (10-1) at our storage space organizing,cleaning, reboxing & labeling. Nothing like a super hot day spent in a metal building with no ventilation.

BTW - if anyone is looking for spiders...I think I can hook you up...LOL
*shudder*

:spider::bolt:

[Gemme]

...my hands to the steering wheel.

*makes a mental note to put a towel in the car*

[Selenay]

It's hot enough to melt my panties right off my body.

I mean, if I was wearing any to begin with.

Bit, did you try making them? It seems like it would be right up your alley :)

[Bit]

It would have been right up my alley, Selly, but we don't own a car. I don't think it's been hot enough here anyhow; we have cloud cover, and I suspect it takes direct sun through the windshield to get a car heated up enough to bake.

[christie]

Its reached (unofficially) 111-113 in Richmond the last two days.

I think that is hot enough to melt just about anything!

[chefhmboyrd]

my cold heart..............
:|

[christie]

my cold heart..............
:|

I thought we could use a video!

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[Kenna]

This Carolina heat melted my Gummy Bears!!!!

Too bad it didn't COOK all these damn spiders and turn them to ash before I have to face my arachnophobia to get the house wiring fixed.

[Cowboi]

The tires on my car!!!

[MsTinkerbelly]

It is only supposed to be 88 here in Southern California today, but the humidity is 46%, and i am wilting......:blink:

[Soft*Silver]

Its hot enough to melt the mascara off my lashes...jeezzzz...I need to get waterproof kind now!

[Bit]

Electronic sign outside of Walgreens, at a busy intersection:

8:20 pm
100 degrees

I was soooo glad I didn't have to cross that street and go to Walgreens!!!

It's one of those signs that also advertises the sales, so the very next thing that flashed on it said "Box fans, $19.99." How appropriate, lol!

[christie]

This Carolina heat melted my Gummy Bears!!!!

Too bad it didn't COOK all these damn spiders and turn them to ash before I have to face my arachnophobia to get the house wiring fixed.


So... when it was over 100 last week, I had a stash of starburst on the floor of the go-kart (my lil runabout car).

Even in that heat, they are STILL perfect lil squares.

I think they get added to the twinkie/roach/nuclear survivor list.

...end derail...

[o222Good]

It is so hot that as soon as
I towel off after my shower,
I am soaking wet again!:bath:

[JustBeingMe]

It's so hot, the sweat Melts off me!!

[Blade]

It's hot enough to melt your skin if you step on asphalt bare footed. I actually saw this on the news the other night. A man took out across the road and got sever burns on his feet.

Also it was so hot here today I saw a tree chasing a dog!

[Corkey]

Tomorrow it will be 92* with a dew point of 78*.
I don't know whether to breathe or swim.

[Bit]

Dear Kansas,

When did you change your name, and why wasn't I notified 72 hours in advance?

I spend my days with my skin as wet as if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I wear clothes as wet as if they had just come out of the washer. I cannot breathe when I go outside and my dining room is back up to 84 degrees, even with four fans, an air cleaner, and two air conditioners running non-stop.

You lured me in with a summer so cool and rainy it out-Seattled Seattle. You then teased me with Autumn signs in July and August. For three summers, you sheltered me with storms and clouds and lovely coolness. And now that I am settled in, Kansas, you have pulled a bait-and-switch on me? From out-Seattling Seattle, you expect me to accept out-Floriding Florida?

I call false advertising, Kansas! I cry foul!

Give me my money back. :hrmph:

Disgruntled Summer Consumer

[dixie]

...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window... :|
...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL

[Passionaria]

My body LOVES the heat. It was 95 degrees here in Austin today and it didn't even phase me. I must finally be becoming a Texan.......

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41906000/jpg/_41906586_weather_4.jpg

[JAGG]

It's never too hot for me. I'm packing the cooler for the lake , me and a friend are going to ride the jet ski all day.

[QueenofSmirks]

...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window... :|
...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL

LOL! I know what you mean. My EZPass (toll-payer) thingy fell off my window months ago, so I bought some industrial strength velcro stuff which worked for about 2 weeks... now it's melted off again. But not before sliding down the windshield and leaving a thick trail of glue .. .yippee.

I'm also a Harrah's reward card holder, but I keep mine safe in my purse LOL

[Miss Scarlett]

To quote a skit from Monty Python "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum..."

[Kenna]

Today was HOT ENOUGH TO MELT MY MAPLE FUDGE!!
too bad it takes more burn time to melt it off my hips!!



Ummm, the more I think about it....I guess I could turn that burn time into fun time? :cheesy: ;) ;)


*headed to kitchen to get more Maple Fudge*

[Blade]

It is so hot... I saw a tree shaking a dog on the way home from work

[Amber2010]

The heat index here where I live in Florida said 105.

I usually walk around the lake accross the street from my work
durning my lunch break and this is what I saw today.

It is hot enough that the ducks that are in the lake are panting for breathe.

The turtles were so dry I think they melted to the rocks around the lake.

It is hot enough that I didn't think I would make it around the lake.

[Kenna]

Considering the heat wave in the southeast, the Carolina's have been in the 90's for the last 13 straight days. It is to be 111 in Phoenix. So sticking with the thread topic.

How hot is it? What's melting?

It's hot enough to melt......or hot enough to melt my.....

It's hot enough to turn my little flock of chickens into rotisserie!!
It's hot enough to melt my bottle of sunscreen I'd left on the porch!!
And you know it's hot when you see several wasps drinking from the bird bath!!

[Rockinonahigh]

It's 95* with the humidity about 70%mlike breathing water when I go out, we also have a 40% chanch of more rain.

[homoe]

to melt and reduce "homoe" to a tiny grease spot on the carpeting:seeingstars:

[Queenie]

Next week is might get up to the mid 90s here in north london! Yes, really! Normal summer weather is around 82. Its a huge deal when it hits 88 here.
I hate the heat!!! Ugh I hate the summer!!!! I miss my a/c!

[Blade]

It's hot enough that the chickens are panting!
Thankfully we have a cold front coming in and it is only suppose to be 90 today.

[afemmenatalie]

Welcome to Arizona, June 26, 2015

This is how we bake cookies in Arizona in the summer

Have you ever been to Arizona? I bet you've heard it's hot, but until you actually experience it, you won't know what it's really like. Take, for instance, this batch of Arizona Summer Car Cookies. Watch and learn how to bake them, and take it as a lesson on why you shouldn't leave kids or pets inside a car.

http://12ne.ws/1Lky7fj

[Kenna]

It's hot enough to melt the can of bright orange spray paint sitting on the front porch, making it BLOW UP all over the porch like a busted can of Silly String. Good thing the himalayan persian kitty wasn't curled up on her favorite spot. :| :|

[Kenna]

It's hot enough to melt the rear-view mirror right off my car window!!

[Gemme]

Well....I just drank my Frosty.

Like it was water.

Hot.

*whine*

[grenade]

It's hot and humid here. My kid calls it asthma weather.

[job]

119 yesterday. I'm crossing my fingers for 110 today.

[TL1]

The hand sanitizer I keep in my car burned my hands.


I believe that qualifies as hot.

[Blade]

Hot enough to warp/melt my plastic hummingbird feeders

[*Anya*]

Massive heat dome forecast to bake much of U.S. by late next week

By Jason Samenow July 13

A huge, hot area of high pressure is forecast to develop over the central United States next week, which may result in the nation’s most significant heat wave of the summer.

Forecast models, across the board, suggest this dome of hot air will be massive, affecting most of the country, except the Pacific Northwest.

It is too soon to say exactly how hot temperatures will be, but initial indications are that the central United States may face some of the country’s hottest weather with respect to normal. Record heat is certainly a possibility, although exactly how many records fall and where won’t come into focus for several more days.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/07/13/massive-heat-dome-forecast-to-bake-much-of-u-s-by-late-next-week/?wpisrc=nl_rainbow&wpmm=1

[TruTexan]

Here in East Texas just East of Dallas, they are forecasting triple digit heat without the heat index involved next week. It's going to be hot enough to fry on egg on your head, just sayin. It's already like 98 here and the heat index today is at 108, I can't imagine how hot next week will be with the heat index, and I have to mow 3 yards next week for family that can't. UGH, I"m gonna fry.

[JDeere]

It is hot enough to melt a CD left outside it's case in my truck!

Yeah I did that!

[Rockinonahigh]

I went to play some tapes that had been in my cadi when I sold it a while back, they sounded real strange...sortta drunk and loopy, so much for leaving them on the car so long.

[FireSignFemme]

My son has been having an ongoing yard sale, at night he covers everything with tarps until he opens up the next day. Today he didn't get around to opening up shop until late morning and when he pulled off the tarps he found a big pillar candle melted so badly he couldn't sell it, and this was a few hours before the hottest part of the day even. Good thing he didn't wait until 3 or 4 pm or the mess would have been even worse.

[CherryWine]

My mascara.

I forgot to crack my windows this morning, and my car has been sitting in the black top parking lot all day. When I hopped in after work, my eyelashes stuck together. :)