Would You Rather?

[Medusa]

Here's a new game! I make Jack and a few of my friends play this with me all the time because it's hysterical (and usually gross, which is right up my alley).

Answer the question posed (feel free to explain) , and then post your own question. And no cheating, don't make up a third answer or say something like "I'd rather die" because the entire point is to talk about why you made the decision you made.


Example:


Would you rather have to lick a public bus seat(the seat part that people actually sit on) or a public telephone receiver(the mouth part)?

Answer: I would go for the bus seat because I would bank on the hope of people wearing enough clothing on the bus to separate their actual skin from the plastic surface of the seat. The phone receiver, you KNOW there will be some funk on it.


So there's your first question. Bus seat or telephone receiver?

[Scorp]

Ummm, NEITHER!


I'm not responding to this particular "would you rather". I skeeve both of these options...Helll noooooooooo I'm out....(Scorp runs out of this thread). :bolt:

I'll be back midway through other options


Here's a new game! I make Jack and a few of my friends play this with me all the time because it's hysterical (and usually gross, which is right up my alley).

Answer the question posed (feel free to explain) , and then post your own question. And no cheating, don't make up a third answer or say something like "I'd rather die" because the entire point is to talk about why you made the decision you made.


Example:


Would you rather have to lick a public bus seat(the seat part that people actually sit on) or a public telephone receiver(the mouth part)?

Answer: I would go for the bus seat because I would bank on the hope of people wearing enough clothing on the bus to separate their actual skin from the plastic surface of the seat. The phone receiver, you KNOW there will be some funk on it.


So there's your first question. Bus seat or telephone receiver?

[Medusa]

Ummm, NEITHER!


I'm not responding to this particular "would you rather". I skeeve both of these options...Helll noooooooooo I'm out....(Scorp runs out of this thread). :bolt:

I'll be back midway through other options


No fun! Broke the rules already!!!!!!! :police::police:

[Scorp]

Mmhmm...Just wanted to be honest. Are you gonna give me a time out???? Like I said, I will be back...

Maybe it didn't sit too well (no pun intended), since I'm eating Strawberry Mentos at this time.. :canadian:

No fun! Broke the rules already!!!!!!! :police::police:

[Medusa]

Mmhmm...Just wanted to be honest. Are you gonna give me a time out???? Like I said, I will be back...

Maybe it didn't sit too well (no pun intended), since I'm eating Strawberry Mentos at this time.. :canadian:


Ok, how about this one :D


Would you rather pee your pants at work and have to wear them the rest of the day or throw up on your shoes at work and have to wear them the rest of the day?

:detective:

[Scorp]

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, this one I can answer:

I'd rather pee my pants at work...

In regard to puke: If I see it, hear it, smell it...I'll do it...So I most likely would be puking, dry heaving and gagging all day long...

Shit, I feel like i'm gonna blow chunks now from this response...



Ok, how about this one :D


Would you rather pee your pants at work and have to wear them the rest of the day or throw up on your shoes at work and have to wear them the rest of the day?

:detective:

[Words]

Ok, how about this one :D


Would you rather pee your pants at work and have to wear them the rest of the day or throw up on your shoes at work and have to wear them the rest of the day?

:detective:

Hey, wait until you hit 50 Dusa...It's when you don't pee your pants you start to worry....;)

Seriously, now, I'd go for option one as...well...let's just say that being covered in pee isn't something that totally disgusts me (depending, of course, on the source).

So...........would you rather have hair growing out of your nose or hair growing out of your ears?

Words

[Medusa]

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, this one I can answer:

I'd rather pee my pants at work...

In regard to puke: If I see it, hear it, smell it...I'll do it...So I most likely would be puking, dry heaving and gagging all day long...

Shit, I feel like i'm gonna blow chunks now from this response...

OMFG. This cracked me the HELL up!

I cant believe you would rather do the pee pants!!!! The shoes can be hidden up under the desk!!! LOLOLOLOL

[Medusa]

Hey, wait until you hit 50 Dusa...It's when you don't pee your pants you start to worry....;)

OMFG!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

Seriously, now, I'd go for option one as...well...let's just say that being covered in pee isn't something that totally disgusts me (depending, of course, on the source).

So...........would you rather have hair growing out of your nose or hair growing out of your ears?

Words



Ohhhh! Good one - I'd go with the hair in the ears, that way I could just style my hair over it and hope that nobody would want to whisper "sweet nothings" :D


Would you rather have an extra (but unusable) nose on your forehead or a tail that was easily concealed in clothing but that would have to be explained to all lovers?

[JustJo]

Would you rather have an extra (but unusable) nose on your forehead or a tail that was easily concealed in clothing but that would have to be explained to all lovers?

I would take the tail and not conceal it :cheesy:

Would you rather work in a cubicle next to someone who hums the same song all day long....or one who listens in and comments on your phone conversations?

[Scorp]

I'd definitely rather have a tail. Would make for some interesting convo and I'd also be able to balance myself from the chandelier and trapeze...



Would you rather have an extra (but unusable) nose on your forehead or a tail that was easily concealed in clothing but that would have to be explained to all lovers?

[Scorp]

Would you rather have your tooth pulled without any novacaine, or have your hand cut off slowly with a butter knife...


I'd definitely rather have a tail. Would make for some interesting convo and I'd also be able to balance myself from the chandelier and trapeze...

[Medusa]

I would take the tail and not conceal it :cheesy:

Would you rather work in a cubicle next to someone who hums the same song all day long....or one who listens in and comments on your phone conversations?

I'd take the phone conversaton-listener because the hummer would probably drive me slowly insane to the point that I might want to stab them with a pencil or throw a folder at their head :cigar2:

[UofMfan]

Would you rather have your tooth pulled without any novacaine, or have your hand cut off slowly with a butter knife...

Tooth pulled out, I wont miss the tooth as much as the hand.

Would you rather play "Would You rather" or have your ear hairs pulled out one by one?

[Scorp]

I just have to say. This is friggon hilarious!!! Sick bastids we are....ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

CARRY ON GOOD PEOPLE...CARRY ON!

[chefhmboyrd]

Tooth pulled out, I wont miss the tooth as much as the hand.

Would you rather play "Would You rather" or have your ear hairs pulled out one by one?

why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>

[Scorp]

I would definitely slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding...It sounds more fun slipping and sliding...

*Would you rather swallow a handful of scorpions or piranhas*

why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>

[UofMfan]

I would definitely slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding...It sounds more fun slipping and sliding...

*Would you rather swallow a handful of scorpions or piranhas*

Piranhas, they probably taste like sushi!

Would you rather lick a bathroom doorknob or or the sole of my shoe :)

[always2late]

Piranhas, they probably taste like sushi!

Would you rather lick a bathroom doorknob or or the sole of my shoe :)

Ok...both these options TOTALLY gross me out and I would rather do neither...however, from a microbiology standpoint....I would have to go with the sole of the shoe. (I've done cultures on both....and I think I would be more likely to survive the sole licking. :) )

[GoofyLuvr]

why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>

Omg, all I could think of when reading this was "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!" :| lol

[cane]

I would prefer to lick the sole, since the germs on the shoe is probably kind of like eating badly rinsed lettuce while the door knob...I just don't want to think about it.

Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)

[Gemme]

Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)

I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?

[Scorp]

I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *


I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?

[Fancy]

I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *

I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*

[Medusa]

I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*

Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"

[always2late]

Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"

Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice :) )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?

[Fancy]

Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice :) )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?

Depends...how's it cooked? :blink: I think I'd go for human flesh, just because my gag reflex would not let me even get near the roadkill.

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*

[always2late]

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*[/QUOTE]


Well since falling asleep while driving could kill me...um...I would rather fall asleep during sex. That just means I need a new partner....not life support :)

[chefhmboyrd]

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*
i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
or
drink a glass of water and with sea monkies

[Fancy]

i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
or
drink a glass of water and with sea monkies

Drink water with sea monkeys. They're kinda small and who knows what else we drink without realizing it...

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*

[Fancy]

I killed a thread? :)

[Stearns]

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*

It would have to be stink in a crowded room of beautiful people. Before I met my wife, I would've said live in seclusion, but I wouldn't be able to stand being without her, so stink it is.

*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?

[Scorp]

This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat



*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?

*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

[Gemme]

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*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

I'd take the wood. At least I'd have a chance of not getting torn to bits if I walked carefully.

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?

[Scorp]

C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it... :formalbow:

*badoomp tis*




This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat




*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

[Stearns]

C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it... :formalbow:

*badoomp tis*



Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it

[Scorp]

Ya bastid... :seesaw:


Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it

[Stearns]

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?

I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

[Gemme]

I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.

[Scorp]

And, if you run out of quarters, you can bend over and use your credit card and swipe it....

I'd rather get attacked by a Bear. I have fear of water hence, the shark.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

[Fancy]

A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.

Toe....my fingers are too valuable.

*Would you rather bleach your head or shave it bald?*

[Scorp]

I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


*Would you rather bleach your head or shave it bald?*

[Fancy]

I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


*Would you rather drop a load of bricks on your feet or drop bricks on your parent's feet?*

[Gemme]

Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


*Would you rather drop a load of bricks on your feet or drop bricks on your parent's feet?*

I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

Would you rather be conjoined with someone at the head or the hip?

[Strappie]

I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

Would you rather be conjoined with someone at the head or the hip?

hmmm I'd say the HIP.... this way I can watch when they are do it!... lmccao


Would you rather have a slow death to prepare or a quick fast one?

[cane]

A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

[Gemme]

A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Blind. A life without music as I know it is not a life I want to lead.

Would you rather have your IQ reduced by 50 points or the highest IQ in the world?

[Leigh]

Reduced :|

Would You Rather ~ be unique or be like everyone else?

[betenoire]

Reduced :|

Would You Rather ~ be unique or be like everyone else?

Be unique, but that's too easy of a question.

Would you rather eat a spider or a maggot?

[Stearns]

Would you rather eat a spider or a maggot?

A maggot. I wouldn't want to deal with the spider's legs. A maggot is small and slimy and would go down easily.

*Would you rather be stuffed and locked into a suitcase or in a 50-gallon drum?

[cane]

A suitcase, easier to break out of I think.

Would you rather be unusually tall or unusually short?

[UofMfan]

Unusually tall. Who wants to be like Tom Cruise?

Would you rather be in a room full of live snakes or in a room full of vomit?

[Blade]

Would you rather be in a room full of live snakes or in a room full of vomit?

I'll take the snakes any day!

WYR live without aircondition or without heat?

[moxie]

I'll take the snakes any day!

WYR live without aircondition or without heat?

Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?

[Arwen]

Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?

Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

WYR eat an oyster or a rocky mountain oyster?

[Blade]

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?

Hmmm the thought of that makes my butt hole burn....
peppercorn I guess.

WYR be stung by a wasp, hornet, honey bee or yellow jacket?

[moxie]

Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

WYR eat an oyster or a rocky mountain oyster?



Ewwwww. A regular oyster.


Hmmm the thought of that makes my butt hole burn....
peppercorn I guess.

WYR be stung by a wasp, hornet, honey bee or yellow jacket?

A honey bee.

WYR give a speech in front of a large crowd or do karaoke in front of a full house? (no alcohol involved)

[Arwen]

WYR give a speech in front of a large crowd or do karaoke in front of a full house? (no alcohol involved)

Speech any day. Karaoke and me make SCARYoke.

WYR be surprised or know what you are getting for a gift?

[moxie]

Speech any day. Karaoke and me make SCARYoke.

WYR be surprised or know what you are getting for a gift?


I love surprises (only good ones though).

WYR cook a meal for a date or go out to dinner?

[paposeco]

I love surprises (only good ones though).

WYR cook a meal for a date or go out to dinner?

Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

wyr, keep a lover by telling lies or risk losing them by speaking the truth?

[Arwen]

Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

wyr, keep a lover by telling lies or risk losing them by speaking the truth?

Truth. Always. Lies never work.

WYR wear cute shoes that hurt or ugly shoes that are comfortable for an hour?

[Gemme]

Truth. Always. Lies never work.

WYR wear cute shoes that hurt or ugly shoes that are comfortable for an hour?



Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?

[Arwen]

Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?


Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?

[ruthie14]

Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?


OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

WYR own a snake or a lizard?

[Fancy]

OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

WYR own a snake or a lizard?

After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

WYR tell a joke at a funeral or fart loudly in public?

[chefhottie25]

After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

WYR tell a joke at a funeral or fart loudly in public?

tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

[Arwen]

tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

Would you rather go to New Orleans or San Francisco?

[chefhottie25]

Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

Would you rather go to New Orleans or San Francisco?

new orleans...san francisco is overrated
Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat?

[Arwen]

new orleans...san francisco is overrated
Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat?

Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off. :D

WYR live without salt or pepper?

[Ebon]

Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off. :D

WYR live without salt or pepper?


Salt, I already do

WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?

[chefhottie25]

Salt, I already do

WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?

if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

[Gemme]

if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?

[chefhottie25]

The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?

I will take the hospital waste.
wyr french kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?

[Leigh]

I'll take the baby thanks

WYR be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or three fat men with bad breath?

[chefhottie25]

I'll take the baby thanks

WYR be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or three fat men with bad breath?

wet dogs...I hate bad breath
would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?

[Gemme]

wet dogs...I hate bad breath
would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?

I'll take the 8 hours. I don't do others' blood. I'd eventually pass out from blood rushing to my brain anyway so that would make it seem faster than 8 hours.

WYR get a paper cut on your genitals or have a huge boil on your face?

[Blade]

WYR get a paper cut on your genitals or have a huge boil on your face?

That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

WYR wrestle a calf or a colt?

[chefhottie25]

That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

WYR wrestle a calf or a colt?

a colt i think...
wyr always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?

[Stearns]

wyr always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?

I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

Would you rather have your tongue or your septum pierced?

[chefhottie25]

I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

Would you rather have your tongue or your septum pierced?

septum...i think it would hurt less to have done
wyr get busy in the morning, afternoon, or night?

[Blade]

septum...i think it would hurt less to have done
wyr get busy in the morning, afternoon, or night?

for 23 yrs I got up at 3am so mornings I guess

WYR live without TV or radio?

[Stearns]

WYR live without TV or radio?[/B]

I'd rather live without radio. I don't really listen to the radio that much, except for NPR to and from work. And, I have a few TV shows that I'd miss.

Would you rather see Cyndi Lauper or Lady Gaga - both huge LGBT supporters - in concert?

[violaine]

cyndi lauper!!

would you rather live near the ocean or close to the mountains ?

[suebee]

cyndi lauper!!

would you rather live near the ocean or close to the mountains ?

Right where I am! Near the ocean! :)

Would you rather spend the day in a kayak or on the beach?

[Stearns]

Would you rather spend the day in a kayak or on the beach?

I love the beach - everything about it - the sounds, the smells. I like relaxing in my beach chair, swimming in the ocean and boogie boarding, so I'll take the beach over kayaking.

Would you rather have a plasma or an lcd tv?

[sylvie]

I love the beach - everything about it - the sounds, the smells. I like relaxing in my beach chair, swimming in the ocean and boogie boarding, so I'll take the beach over kayaking.

Would you rather have a plasma or an lcd tv?

plasma!

would you rather own a swimming pool or live on a lake ?

[chefhmboyrd]

plasma!

would you rather own a swimming pool or live on a lake ?

live on the lake, you don't have to keep up with the lake like a pool.
lots of work unless you have a pool boy!

would you rather have a good time with friends or sex with a stranger

[JinxdGirl]

Ugh! Choices. This answer stands for today only I reserve the right to change my mind tomorrow.

Sex with a Stranger .. because sometimes it's fun to be taken by surprise by that mysterious yum that you've spotted in the grocery store every week for the past year.

dancing in the dark or speaking in the spotlight?

[chefhottie25]

i really liked this thread...trying to bring it back


dance in the dark...no one can see me
would you rather...be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?

[JinxdGirl]

i really liked this thread...trying to bring it back


dance in the dark...no one can see me
would you rather...be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?

restriction .. i have a thing about deprivation.

would you rather have a lot of friends and no lover, ever or have THE ONE and no friends?

[Stacy]

restriction .. i have a thing about deprivation.

would you rather have a lot of friends and no lover, ever or have THE ONE and no friends?

Without hesitation, I'd rather have THE ONE. (Since I do have THE ONE and I know I'd give up every friend to keep him.)

Would you rather have to eat/drink every hot that is suppose to be cold for the rest of your life, or every cold that is suppose to be hot for the rest of your life?

[Blade]

Without hesitation, I'd rather have THE ONE. (Since I do have THE ONE and I know I'd give up every friend to keep him.)

Would you rather have to eat/drink every hot that is suppose to be cold for the rest of your life, or every cold that is suppose to be hot for the rest of your life?

That is a hard one cuz I like hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold, but if I had to chose I think hot stuff cold ewww

Would you rather talk on the phone or text?

[Gemme]

That is a hard on cuz I like hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold, but if I had to chose I think hot stuff cold ewww

Would you rather talk on the phone or text?



Text. I hate talking on the phone.

Would you rather wear orange crocs or lemon yellow flip flops in the dead of winter?

[LipstickLola]

Sorry Gemme, I stepped on your post :o

[Ebon]

I'd rather text, LOL


Would you rather have your leftover pizza warm? or cold?

I would rather have it warm.

Would you rather face your biggest fear or die?

[Gemme]

Sorry Gemme, I stepped on your post :o

No worries. I didn't feel a thing. ;)


I would rather have it warm.

Would you rather face your biggest fear or die?

It depends on the day. Today, I'll go for biggest fear since I'm actively working on that now.

Would you rather chew mint chocolate chip gum or strawberry shortcake gum?

[Scota_Parisi]

Chewy Mint Chocolate Gum.

Would you rather dance in the puddles after a rain or curl up with a book during the rainfall?

[Gemme]

Chewy Mint Chocolate Gum.

Would you rather dance in the puddles after a rain or curl up with a book during the rainfall?

Curl up.

Would you rather have a stain on your shirt or a rip in your pants/skirt?

[Arwen]

Curl up.

Would you rather have a stain on your shirt or a rip in your pants/skirt?


A rip. I can fix that with tape or a stapler at least temporarily.

Would you rather be out of salt or pepper?

[Rockinonahigh]

Salt cause I dont use much of it ..pepper is something I cant do without.

Would u rather the weather be cold..hot or somewhere between?

[lipstixgal]

Salt cause I dont use much of it ..pepper is something I cant do without.

Would u rather the weather be cold..hot or somewhere between?

I would rather it be hot or somewhere in between.

WYR have a cat or a dog??

[Arwen]

I would rather it be hot or somewhere in between.

WYR have a cat or a dog??

I'd rather (and do) have both. If I can have only one? A cat.

Would you rather ride an elephant or a camel sidesaddle?

[rlin]

Would you rather ride an elephant or a camel sidesaddle?


id rather ride the elephant... cuz id feel wak riding side saddle...

WYR:
walk around all day with a boogy or walk around all day with spinach on your teeth?

[Gentle Tiger]

id rather ride the elephant... cuz id feel wak riding side saddle...

WYR:
walk around all day with a boogy or walk around all day with spinach on your teeth?

spinach on my teeth.

WYR have bad breath or body odor?

[Arwen]

spinach on my teeth.

WYR have bad breath or body odor?


Ewwwwwwwwwwww NEITHER. If I have to choose (gross), I'll go with bad breath.

WYR see a dog race or a dog fight?

[Tcountry]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww NEITHER. If I have to choose (gross), I'll go with bad breath.

WYR see a dog race or a dog fight?

A race by all means

WYR eat 12 hot dogs...or ...lick a public bathroom door handle?

[pajama]

A race by all means

WYR eat 12 hot dogs...or ...lick a public bathroom door handle?

Oh gross, I'll take the hot dogs.

WYR Have a date come to your home or go to their home for your first date 'in'?

[Tcountry]

Oh gross, I'll take the hot dogs.

WYR Have a date come to your home or go to their home for your first date 'in'?

Her home...(i am snoopy)

WYR completly plan out that first night (candles, wine, etc etc) or be completly spontaneous?

[Blade]

Her home...(i am snoopy)

WYR completly plan out that first night (candles, wine, etc etc) or be completly spontaneous?

I'm a planner, a list maker, a typical Virgo...
WYR have a tooth ache or a ingrown toenail?

[Arwen]

I'm a planner, a list maker, a typical Virgo...
WYR have a tooth ache or a ingrown toenail?

An ingrown toenail (and a pedicure asap)

Would you rather have a broken vacuum cleaner or a broken coffee pot?

[FlowerFem]

An ingrown toenail (and a pedicure asap)

Would you rather have a broken vacuum cleaner or a broken coffee pot?

I'd rather a broken coffee pot, it's cheaper to replace, and I can run to starbucks until I had to get a new pot, but it would be difficult to find a quick fix for the vacuum.

Would you rather attempt to fix something yourself, or hire a professional?

[pajama]

I'd rather a broken coffee pot, it's cheaper to replace, and I can run to starbucks until I had to get a new pot, but it would be difficult to find a quick fix for the vacuum.

Would you rather attempt to fix something yourself, or hire a professional?

Fix it myself.

WYR watch cartoons or crime shows?

[Blade]

Fix it myself.

WYR watch cartoons or crime shows?

crime shows

WYR lose a finger or a toe?

[Gentle Tiger]

crime shows

WYR lose a finger or a toe?

Toe. I have to be able to play my horn.

WYR eat a human toe or a human finger?

[Blade]

Toe. I have to be able to play my horn.

WYR eat a human toe or a human finger?

chuckling...well I don't think there is much nutritional value in either so I guess it wouldn't matter.

WYR relive and redo the last 10 yrs or just leave it like it was?

[diamondrose]

I would rather leave it as is, beacause everything shapes me to be who i am now and I like who I am.

Would you rather fix your car or have someone fix it for you

[Passionaria]

Have someone fix it for me!! I am not the mechanical type, at all.

Would you rather host a party, or go to one???

[rlin]

Would you rather host a party, or go to one???

hmmm... that one is tough... ill take host... a control thing sorta...

WYR...
walk naked around your neighborhood or walk naked around your work?

[Tcountry]

hmmm... that one is tough... ill take host... a control thing sorta...

WYR...
walk naked around your neighborhood or walk naked around your work?



Neighborhood...I don't HAVE to see them everyday...lol

WYR watch a made for TV Hallmark movie or put up Christmas lights?

[Gentle Tiger]

Neighborhood...I don't HAVE to see them everyday...lol

WYR watch a made for TV Hallmark movie or put up Christmas lights?

Put up Christmas lights
Would you rather have a cat that never stops meowing or a dog that never stops barking?

[SnackTime]

Put up Christmas lights
Would you rather have a cat that never stops meowing or a dog that never stops barking?

A cat that never stops meowing (they are not as loud as a dog) lol

Would you rather own a cat or a dog?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Dog :) They love to play :)


Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a New York City street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?

[ahk]

nose.

wyr eat breakfast for dinner or eat dinner for breakfast?

[laruss]

wyr eat breakfast for dinner or eat dinner for breakfast?

dinner for breakfast

wyr have a heat rash or a sunburn?

[ahk]

sun burn.

wyr eat dark or white chocolate?

[Gentle Tiger]

sun burn.

wyr eat dark or white chocolate?

Dark chocolate.

WYR have a dislocated shoulder or need a root canal?

[starryeyes]

Root canal for SURE!

Would you rather jump out of a plane or bungee jump?

[Angeltoes]

Root canal for SURE!

Would you rather jump out of a plane or bungee jump?

I would much rather jump out of a plane. I paid $150 to do that once.
Would you rather have the power of invisibility or flight?

[ahk]

invisibility

would you rather eat green or red tomatoes?

[laruss]

would you rather eat green or red tomatoes?

red

wyr live a boring life with money or a adventurous life where money was scarce?

[PlatinumPearl]

wyr live a boring life with money or a adventurous life where money was scarce?


Since I'm not adventurous I would have to say....Boring life with money.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of someone else?

[JDeere]

Since I'm not adventurous I would have to say....Boring life with money.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of someone else?

The future of someone else


Wyr eat grapes or almonds?

[PlatinumPearl]

Wyr eat grapes or almonds?



Grapes.


Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?

[Orema]

Grapes.


Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?

funniest person

Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

[PlatinumPearl]

funniest person

Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

Worst player on a winning team.


Would you rather spend two weeks stuck in a hospital or stuck in an airport?

[C0LLETTE]

Worst player on a winning team.


Would you rather spend two weeks stuck in a hospital or stuck in an airport?

Airport....if it doesn't end well you've got a shot at a refund. In hospital if it doesn't end well you end up in the basement in Autopsy.

WYR:

Have lived a stunningly complex, various and adventurous life only to end up in the care of complete strangers, alone in your feeble and old age;

or lived a dull comfortable routine existence surrounded by a dull comfortable "family" who tell you they love you but never listen to your dreams and be left with the constant realization that you never really lived at all?

[homoe]

~~
Have lived a stunningly complex, various and adventurous life.


WYR.. return a gift you received and didn't like or keep it with the intentions of re-gifting it to someone who you know would just love it?

[Stone-Butch]

moe asks "would you rather return a gift you didn't like or re-gift it?

I would re-gift it to one who I definitely know would like it.


If asked "do I look nice in these clothes"?
Would you say yes, even if it looked terrible or say well not really.

[Orema]

moe asks "would you rather return a gift you didn't like or re-gift it?

I would re-gift it to one who I definitely know would like it.


If asked "do I look nice in these clothes"?
Would you say yes, even if it looked terrible or say well not really.


Well not really. Doesn’t mean I’ll change, but at least I’ll know I’m not looking my best.

Would you rather only be able to read 10 words per minute or only be able to type 10 words per minute?

[Orema]

moe asks "would you rather return a gift you didn't like or re-gift it?

I would re-gift it to one who I definitely know would like it.


If asked "do I look nice in these clothes"?
Would you say yes, even if it looked terrible or say well not really.

I mis-read your question.

I would rather say, well not really.

Would you rather only be able to read 10 words per minute or only be able to type 10 words per minute?

[Kelt]

I mis-read your question.

I would rather say, well not really.

Would you rather only be able to read 10 words per minute or only be able to type 10 words per minute?

Type 10, follows the logic of two ears to listen, one mouth to speak

Would you rather: Live in the sun and visit the snow or, live in the snow and visit the sun

[~ocean]

Type 10, follows the logic of two ears to listen, one mouth to speak

Would you rather: Live in the sun and visit the snow or, live in the snow and visit the sun

** looks @ you ** the sun is out when it has snowed so I'll stay right here :)

WYR ~ have a new years party at home or go out to an eventfull celebration ( covid free of course ) ?

[Happyfemme]

WYR ~ have a new years party at home or go out to an eventfull celebration ( covid free of course ) ?[/QUOTE]



Party at home.

WYR
Go roller skating or roller blading?

[homoe]

WYR ~ have a new years party at home or go out to an eventfull celebration ( covid free of course ) ?



Party at home.

WYR
Go roller skating or roller blading?[/QUOTE]

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WYR
Receive a wink or a whistle

[homoe]

Party at home.

WYR
Go roller skating or roller blading?

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WYR
Receive a wink or a whistle[/QUOTE]

And when I say whistle I don't mean like a rude cat call, more like a low approvingly utterance that a femme feels like she's just been paid a compliment. Old School Butches will know what is meant...:hangloose:

[Orema]

Party at home.

WYR
Go roller skating or roller blading?

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WYR
Receive a wink or a whistle[/QUOTE]

A wink. (I love winks. I had a boss who used to wink at folks, not in a flirtatious way, by as a means of approval. Some folks weren't comfortable with that so eventually he quit.)

Would you rather be snowed in with your crush or lay on a beach with your crush?

[Happyfemme]

Would you rather be snowed in with your crush or lay on a beach with your crush?[/QUOTE]

On the beach
WYR vacation in Vegas or Orlando?

[PlatinumPearl]

Would you rather be snowed in with your crush or lay on a beach with your crush?

On the beach
WYR vacation in Vegas or Orlando?

Vegas.


Would you rather be attractive and stupid or unattractive but a genius?

[Happyfemme]

Would you rather be attractive and stupid or unattractive but a genius?[/QUOTE]

Genius
WYR go to a pizza place or a steak place for dinner?

[homoe]

Would you rather be attractive and stupid or unattractive but a genius?

Genius
WYR go to a pizza place or a steak place for dinner?[/QUOTE]

Tough one but Steak Place...

WYR a big wedding or small intimated affair........

[Happyfemme]

WYR a big wedding or small intimated affair........[/QUOTE]

Small affair

WYR walk along the beach or the boardwalk?

[homoe]

WYR a big wedding or small intimated affair........

Small affair

WYR walk along the beach or the boardwalk?[/QUOTE]

Boardwalk..........

WYR cook & dine in or go out for a nice meal

[Stone-Butch]

moe askes:
WYR cook & dine in or go out for a nice meal

Definitly cook a nice meal at home unless a date.


WYR- meet someone on line or go on a blind date?

[FireSignFemme]

moe askes:
WYR cook & dine in or go out for a nice meal

Definitly cook a nice meal at home unless a date.


WYR- meet someone on line or go on a blind date?

Blind date.

WYR be penfriends with a politician or a soldier?

[Orema]

Blind date.

WYR be penfriends with a politician or a soldier?

A soldier.

Would you rather have sex up against the wall or in bed?

[homoe]

A soldier.

Would you rather have sex up against the wall or in bed?

Bed...

Up until a few years ago I'd of answer wall but since my knees and back hurt & often ache, well need I say more!?

WYR: Wear PJ's or sleep in the nude

[Happyfemme]

WYR: Wear PJ's or sleep in the nude[/QUOTE]

Nude
WYR have a romantic dinner at home or a romantic dinner out?

[homoe]

WYR: Wear PJ's or sleep in the nude

Nude
WYR have a romantic dinner at home or a romantic dinner out?[/QUOTE]

Dinner out!

WYR: Order for yourself, or have the date order for the both of you?

[Happyfemme]

WYR: Order for yourself, or have the date order for the both of you?[/QUOTE]

I love when the date orders for both but either way is fine.

WYR watch reruns of your favorite show or a new movie?

[homoe]

WYR: Order for yourself, or have the date order for the both of you?

I love when the date orders for both but either way is fine.

WYR watch reruns of your favorite show or a new movie?[/QUOTE]

New movie.......:popcorn:

WYR do your shopping in brick and mortar stores or online?

[Gemme]

WYR do your shopping in brick and mortar stores or online?

Brick and mortar. I like to see and feel the things. Online can be deceptive and then you have to return things. Beh.

WYR have a dog that acts like a cat or a rooster that acts like a dog?

[cathexis]

Brick and mortar. I like to see and feel the things. Online can be deceptive and then you have to return things. Beh.

WYR have a dog that acts like a cat or a rooster that acts like a dog?


Oh, the dog who acts like a cat, hands down. Had one of those.

WYR take a CPR class online (where you're free) or sit in a class for 4 hours?

[homoe]

Oh, the dog who acts like a cat, hands down. Had one of those.

WYR take a CPR class online (where you're free) or sit in a class for 4 hours?

Classroom, I like getting out and meeting people.

WYR......Be the driver or the passenger?

[Stone-Butch]

Moe asks "would you rather be a passenger or the driver"?

Always the driver, that's why I rarely take the bus or fly.


WYR: be lost in the summer or the fall on an island?

[Orema]

Moe asks "would you rather be a passenger or the driver"?

Always the driver, that's why I rarely take the bus or fly.


WYR: be lost in the summer or the fall on an island?

Summer

Would you rather have someone write you a poem or serenaded you with a song?

[firecat242]

Summer

Would you rather have someone write you a poem or serenaded you with a song?

Poem... without question.

Would you rather have someone rub your shoulders or your feet?

[Stone-Butch]

Definitely my back. I detest feed, even my own.


WYR: Go out for a super fancy restaurant once a week or do much cheaper take out twice a week?