The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die

[SuperFemme]

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)


urban bee-keeper
fancy chef
have another baby
own a gun
get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
walk on hot coals
spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

[Andrew, Jr.]

Sky Diving
Mountain Climbing
Bungee Jumping
Going to Africa on a Safari - the flight alone would do me in
The lots of walking thing - yeah, I am with ya on that now, SF
White Water Rafting

[princessbelle]

Cute thread...

1. jump out of an airplane
2. play in a pro football game
3. adopt a wild guinea pig
4. take a course in Latin
5. bite the head off of a snake
6. stop shopping
7. go by the name "bud"
8. learn barrel racing.
9. Go to a wrestling match.
10. Learn to change a tire (that's what triple A is for)

[JustBeingMe]

Hmm, I'll have to really think about this thread some more before I post.

[SuperFemme]

Ha. I am loving some of the response.

"bite the head off a snake" made me pee myself a little.

[Diva]

My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)


~ Re-marry my ex-husband

~ Become a tattoo artist

~ Become a professional trapeze artist

~ Pass gas in public........wait....ok, nevermind on that one

~ Become a professional belly dancer........in Antarctica

~ Speak Czech fluently

~ Tango with Martha Stewart, John Stewart or Stewart Udall.

~ Fill up this bucket. :|

[Ebon]

Tease a bear with food.

[chefhmboyrd]

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)


urban bee-keeper
fancy chef
have another baby
own a gun
get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
walk on hot coals
spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

no spray tan for me
but i have been a fancy chef
and used to own a gun
and no kids
no spray tan:confused:
i don't mind walking
but the bee keeping and wrestling would probably make my bucket list,
not the anti list
lol

[princessbelle]

My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)


~ Re-marry my ex-husband





Good one!!!! :cheerleader:
Credit

[Corkey]

*get struck by lightening
* fall off a cliff
*get run over by a bus
*wear a dress
*wear high heels
*chase a mountain lion
*go barefoot in snow
*go barefoot in the desert
*run a marathon

[foxyshaman]

~ eat liver - any liver - any liver pate too
~ climb mount Everest or Kilimanjaro
~ own a monkey - like a real one not a bucket of them
~ clean out houses for a living
~ go to the north pole - and yes as an Albertan I am still many km away
~ attend a crystal bowl ceremony - I can hear my dirt dog self howl

[SuperFemme]

i put "fancy chef" on mine because all the cooking shows/blogs DO make me feel inadequate.

i'm never going to be on top chef, martha stewart, rachel ray, paula dean, or any such thing.

i MIGHT do that show where the guy goes everywhere and eats the stuff that wins you money and a t-shirt. like the 5lb burrito and what not.

so yeah. i felt the need to go there and explain.

[Dylan]

Don't EVER chew on aluminum foil if you have fillings


Just DON'T Do It...EVER,
Dylan

It only takes once to learn that lesson

[SuperFemme]

Don't EVER chew on aluminum foil if you have fillings


Just DON'T Do It...EVER,
Dylan

It only takes once to learn that lesson


Right? Damn foil melting to my Certs. Arrrrggggghhhh.

[princessbelle]

Don't EVER chew on aluminum foil if you have fillings


Just DON'T Do It...EVER,
Dylan

It only takes once to learn that lesson

OMG that makes my teeth hurt to the point of curling up into the fetal position. Great bucket idea.

[adorable]

Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER!

Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan!

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box. :( Heat stroke.

Don't take love, any of it, for granted.

I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too.

I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica.

I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it.

I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness.


I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.

I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you.

[SuperFemme]

adorable wins.

with the Forensic Files and disappearing cruisers.

we may be sharing the half a brain i have left.

[adorable]

Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO!

I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he.

[SuperFemme]

Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO!

I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he.

See.
That's where I fuck it up.
I only plan HALF a bank heist.
Never works.

[foxyshaman]

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.


Thanks Adorable for the sand creature warning... I really needed that visual and shudder... yeah me (insert OMG sound)

I have eaten raw eggs... why did someone not tell me about salmonella (sp?) I didn't get it, but I might have and that would have been bad bad bad. But whipped egg whites with sugar is good...even before you put it on the pie to cook ...honest :canadian:

Squid and octopus is overrated the the opinion of my tastebuds

[SuperFemme]

extreme sports
raising chinchillas
square dancing
plastic surgery
enter a beauty pageant
eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
compete on americas got talent
kite surf

[Stearns]

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh :|


chase a tornado
eat sushi
catch a greased pig

[moxie]

get an STD
see David Hasslehoff naked
move back home
being in jail
dying alone
eat a squirrel (don't ask)
firing a gun
flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter


that's all I can think of right now.

[Blade]

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
never ever for any reason EVER let anyone guilt me into wearing a dress, chuckling.....yeah I know it aint funny and it aint happened in about 20 something yrs either
ride a bull
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

[Soft*Silver]

.......go butch..........

[Stearns]

pose for playgirl


Finally gave that one up, eh?

[SuperFemme]

you guys are cracking me up.

[Blade]

Finally gave that one up, eh?

Well you know I just can't stand it when all the femmes come beating my drawers down, I mean doors. :cheesy:

[JustJo]

get a tattoo (needle phobic :blink: )
go bungee jumping
get a pet tarantula
firewalk on hot coals
spend an entire week alone with my sister
go back to live in the neighborhood where I grew up
work in a coal mine

[Charming Texan]

Hit Samuel L. Jackson over the head with a champagne bottle.


Eat one of these :

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/candwich-sandwich-in-a-can.jpg


Jump on a trampoline with a mouthful of marbles.

[dixie]

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)


urban bee-keeper
fancy chef
have another baby
own a gun
get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
walk on hot coals
spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

hmm... these are things that WOULD be on my list... :blink:
*I'd like to be a fancy chef, but my mom already does that so...
*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)
*I HAVE walked on hot coals...not that bad
*I WOULD LOVE to attempt to wrestle a gator...i <3 gators...lol

Okay, let's see...what do I NOT want to do...
*become a politician
*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
*jump out of a plane...(deathly afraid of heights)
*be covered in honey while tied to a stake over an ant hill
*have to (discreetly) tell my 84 year old grandmother (AGAIN) that her swimsuit was in a "reverse" thong position <--what has been seen can never be unseen *shudder*
*be featured on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries OR America's Most Wanted
*wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a slight "pain" in my side...
*run the NYC marathon
*wander upon a hungry raging grizzly in the forest

This list could go on and on...

[Gemme]

Cute thread...

4. take a course in Latin
9. Go to a wrestling match.
10. Learn to change a tire (that's what triple A is for)

Okay, I've done these. Actually, I had four years of Latin, two of which were AP. If I'd applied myself, I'd be a doctor or pharmacist by now. :blink:

My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)


~ Re-marry my ex-husband

~ Tango with Martha Stewart, John Stewart or Stewart Udall.



Amen to the first and as for the second....I thinks you haz a Stewart anti-fetish. :blink:

~ eat liver - any liver - any liver pate too
~ clean out houses for a living

You got it. My housekeepers work harder than anyone I know that isn't employed by the military in some form or function. I also refuse to let folks call them maids. They're not your damn maids, bud. They work for the hotel, NOT *you*. My point being, I'm too lazy to clean other people's homes for a living, though it can be a good living because there are soooo many others like me who don't clean a lot.

Liver is evil. That is all.


extreme sports
raising chinchillas
square dancing
plastic surgery
enter a beauty pageant
eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
compete on americas got talent
kite surf


These sound really cool. I think you should totally audition for AGT.

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh :|


chase a tornado
eat sushi
catch a greased pig


Done.
Done.
Done.

Now, you don't have to worry about them. :)


move back home
being in jail
eat a squirrel (don't ask)
firing a gun
flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter


that's all I can think of right now.

I am loving other people's lists right now.

I'd cut off something important before moving back with my dad and stepmom because a boredom related death is especially cruel.

I've been in jail, though I don't have a record (Field trip, anyone? That counts, right?). I've eaten squirrel, though not by my free will or choice. I've owned several guns and, though I know the basics, I haven't shot any of the ones I've owned. Weird. :blink:

I'm afraid of heights but love whirlybird rides. Weeeee!

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Part of me wants to skydive. Another part wants to live.

I've eaten oysters and have lived with someone who was in a Frederick's catalog once. I've also played chicken with a train. It was kind of exhilerating.

I could do without being in a life-threatening situation at the hands of another or chewing glass. Road rash is not something I'm keen to discover. Trampoline rash was bad enough. Um, I like pictures of the desert, but I really could do with never going there.

[chefhmboyrd]

*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)





mmmmmmmm
ahhhhh
yeah that is hott


i'll be right back

[miss entycing]

survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't. :blink:

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second) ;)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again :praying:

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty :police:

[betenoire]

- eat oysters
- swim the english channel
- see Lady Gaga in concert
- drive a racecar
- participate in any rodeo event
- move to a tiny town

[dixie]

survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't. :blink:

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second) ;)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again :praying:

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty :police:





um...yeah...I will pass on the "living on bugs and such" as well... yuck...

[Soft*Silver]

I didnt have a needle poked in my cornea but I did have scaples scrap off layers of my corneas...last summer. And yes, i was awake and watching it from "inside"

*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
This list could go on and on...

[princessbelle]

You all are funny.


Rebuild a car
Give money to someone that is NONE deserving
Become cold hearted.
Become self serving.
Become complacent with other peoples needs.
Become a home body.
Become my mother.

Become a Proctologist
Run for President
Ask for no pain killers if having teeth drilled.
Deliver a baby cow.

[Selenay]

Things I'd like to do but... Won't:
-Touch my tongue to a 9V battery
-Stick a fork into a socket
-Put my hand up against a moving fan
-Touch a full speed subway train
-Cliff dive

[Diva]

More.....

~ eat Brussel Sprouts (not happening unless I'm captured by Iraqi soldiers and they force me as punishment to get me to talk)

~ compete on American Idol (I'm too old anyway)

~ be any kind of medical professional

~ live purposefully without AC

~ plant bamboo

~ meet Julia Child <sigh>

[Dylan]

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty :police:





Wow! Now there are some memories

And I agree...Goldschlagger will come back to kick you in the pants...*just* when you think you're BFFs


Dylan...barely remembers that last night of our friendship, but what I DO remember isn't pretty

[SuperFemme]

Wow! Now there are some memories

And I agree...Goldschlagger will come back to kick you in the pants...*just* when you think you're BFFs


Dylan...barely remembers that last night of our friendship, but what I DO remember isn't pretty

My Goldschlagger is Boones Farm Strawberry Hill.
Oh. The. Horror.

[Blade]

get struck by lightning
work in fast food
start smoking
hit any more deer with my truck
get lost in a big city
stick a bobbie pin in a light socket
get a sun burn
get an STD

[Gemme]

I like Goldschlagger. :blink:

It likes me back. :cheesy:

[Luv]

eat Balut !

[Jesse]

Forget the lessons I've learned in this lifetime

Hate

Spit in the wind

Swim with hungry sharks

Text while driving

Forget who my friends are

[Soft*Silver]

OMG Blade! I was at an outside church event when I was a teenager and I pulled a hair pin out of my hair and was going to stick it inside the bottom of a light pole, where there was a plug at the base. Some guy stopped me...damn good thing he did!


get struck by lightning
work in fast food
start smoking
hit any more deer with my truck
get lost in a big city
stick a bobbie pin in a light socket
get a sun burn
get an STD

[Soft*Silver]

have another baby

give up hoping I can have another horse someday

shave my head again

go to jail or prison

never own another newfoundland as long as I live..

[weatherboi]

cheat
start a forest fire
try heroin
own a diamond
own an SUV

[weatherboi]

cheat
start a forest fire
try heroin
own a diamond
own an SUV ever again
i am not sure how this posted twice

[Miss Scarlett]

Rekindle any form of a relationship with any or all of 3 toxic individuals that have been in my life at one time or another...

Eat pimento cheese...

Buy gas ever again from Exxon, Citgo or BP...

Bleach my hair again (blonde is NOT good on me)...

[AtLast]

While in dim light, without your eye glasses on ……

… reach for your tube of lube gel that is in the same drawer as your tube of Ben-Gay (un-scented)….… in a similar size, weight, color and container…..

Or, you may be faced with never having sex again before you die…

:SIGH:


:seeingstars:

[Sachita]

While in dim light, without your eye glasses on ……

… reach for your tube of lube gel that is in the same drawer as your tube of Ben-Gay (un-scented)….… in a similar size, weight, color and container…..

Or, you may be faced with never having sex again before you die…

:SIGH:


:seeingstars:

omg thats fucking hilarious and why I use astroglide.


I will never ever live in the city again

[violaine]

know indifference toward any suffering animal or human -

[Nina]

this is my not-deep (but still important to me) list:

never wear a T-shirt
never wear pants or shorts
never eat raw eggs, or fish, or items similar
never engage in one specific intimate activity
never eat any meat save beef or white meat chicken (yea, I know--I Know!)
never eat bell peppers
never let anyone make the bed, other than me
never use a porta-potty or the ones on a bus (baring near death needs)
never stand in the back of an elevator

enough for now...re-reading this strikes me that I may be (somewhat) superficial and inflexible...and there might be disproportionate food rules...but, hey--someone's gotta be this way, right?

[AtLast]

omg thats fucking hilarious and why I use astroglide.


I will never ever live in the city again

Hilarious... but.... everything is separated now!! Hey Astroglide does have a gel product...

Another time, in the shower, I mixed-up a Dr Bronner's bottle with some other soap (maybe the diluted Dr B's?, can't remember) and had the tingle of my life.... the Bronner's was full strength...

I yearn for the country often.

I think I can solarize my hot water fairly easily and without much expense. Looking into it. I am finding that with energy saving things, the money savings is only one part of the equation for me. I like using less even though I know it will take a k'zillion more individuals to make any difference. And well, commercial entities are the biggest users.

[Glenn]

I am NOT going to buy my last home on Earth near neighbors, because me and my 10 furkids want to live in peace.

[JustBeingMe]

Kiss a King Cobra or any other snake for that matter....grandma always told me "the only good snake is a DEAD ONE"
Wear a two piece bathing suit
Dance naked in the rain (Nope it ain't happening NEVER EVER EVER)


This thread is making me laff my arse off, thanks for starting the thread!

[The_Lady_Snow]

I am never going to be a pony girl

[Soft*Silver]

before I die, I promise to leave this earth:

without wearing boxer shorts or men's briefs

without accepting the unacceptable

never having eaten oxtail soup

never having been a pilot

to dance in the rain nakkid (been there, done it, loved it)

[The_Lady_Snow]

ride a camel across the Sahara.

[SuperFemme]

i think i can die without:

riding a camel. anywhere.
not wanting to be a pony.
letting anything silence me.
staying in CA and not moving to OH. Or FL.
being closed minded.
accepting second class citizen status.
kite surfing
hang gliding
face jumping
speaking in tongues
being so far away from by best friends.

[adorable]

Never move to AZ either.

[Diva]

~ Eat bugs

~ Climb Mt. Everest

~ Be a tea farmer

~ Walk on the moon

~ Sleep in a jungle

[WolfyOne]

Never wear a dress or heels or even lipstick, heck no make up at all
Never cliff dive, something is bound to grab me at the bottom
Never climb mountains or leap tall buildings in a single bound
Never be the ass end in any costume that requires one
Never sky dive, the heart would stop working before I can pull the cord

[Diva]

~ Eat bugs

~ Climb Mt. Everest

~ Be a tea farmer

~ Walk on the moon

~ Sleep in a jungle






I would like to clarify, please.....

Never sleep in a jungle ALONE.....

Better? <smile>

[friskyfemme]

Never move to AZ either.
Pouts!
Some good folks and great open Nature here!

[friskyfemme]

:praying:

Lick an ice cycle

actually get my 'panties in a wad'

skydive

bungee jump

[Gemme]

Pouts!
Some good folks and great open Nature here!

I loved the Botannical Gardens and that mall in Scotsdale with the multiple levels (it was shaped in a T shape, I think).

I do not want to go back to Kentucky. :blink:

[friskyfemme]

I loved the Botannical Gardens and that mall in Scotsdale with the multiple levels (it was shaped in a T shape, I think).

I do not want to go back to Kentucky. :blink:
I picked up thru a couple your posts you were moving. Are you moving back to Kentucky? If I may ask.

[SuperFemme]

eat an eel
shark skin soup
crap fishing on a boat like the one on tv
own a hot air balloon
stop rescuing animals
own a hamster
swim with sharks
go to the moon

[Gentle Tiger]

Not to do bucket list:
Apologize for who I am
Eat beets

[miss entycing]

before I die I will not-

jump out or from anything that would leave me freefallin.. nope. :sunglass:

have another baby unfortunately... just wasn't in the cards I reckon. :crybaby:

fall in love again... lust maybe. :fallenangel:

drive across any ocean on an ice road. :|

allow anyone to treat me as less than nothing- I'm well over it. (w)

and I will NOT be taking my gorgeous brown skinned grandsons,
and my beautiful black skinned granddaughters vacationing to AZ before I die. (yikes) :byebye:

[The_Lady_Snow]

I will never attend a Maxim Party with Brody Jenner... :(

[Blaze]

Retire??? Yes that word, everyone I know that has retired passed away weeks later, so I don't think I want to retire.

[SuperFemme]

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?

[MrSunshine]

~ Eat bugs

~ Climb Mt. Everest

~ Be a tea farmer

~ Walk on the moon

~ Sleep in a jungle






Shit. I've done 2 of those :|

[MrSunshine]

eat an eel
shark skin soup
crap fishing on a boat like the one on tv
own a hot air balloon
stop rescuing animals
own a hamster
swim with sharks
go to the moon


I tried eel last week. It was fucking filthy!

[Soon]

I tried eel last week. It was fucking filthy!

Unagi (eel) Sushi Rolls are delicious!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/326883996_e366ea957e.jpg

[miss entycing]

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?





that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs :|
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

[Gemme]

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?


that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs :|
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

It's all fun 'n games until someone crashes through the ice and you see the rig being pulled under the water foot by foot. :blink:

[JustBeingMe]

Play with Wild Tigers or Lions
Drink Ocean Water......eeeewwweee nasty oil !!
Go swimming in the Bering Sea, especially in Winter !!
Eat brussel sprouts......eeeewwweee yuck !!

[Gemme]

Brussel sprouts are the green icky testicles of the veggie world. :blink:

I do not wish to partake of them before I die.

[Leigh]

~ Drive a race car

~ Swim across the ocean, any of them

~ Become a wrestler or MMA fighter

~ Go bungee jumping

~ Jump out of a plane

:blink:

[Diva]

~ Drink everclear

~ Be a professional carpenter

~ Be a professional snail and/or frog trainer

~ Run a marathon

[weatherboi]

i will never own a hunting license.

[Jesse]

Stop growing and learning from my mistakes.

Enjoy scallops or squid

shave off my goatee again

[Diva]

~ Put linberger cheese on a hot radiator

~ Believe I knew someone in one of my previous lives....please....

~ Be someone's doormat

~ Become a Maytag repairchick

~ Make blankets from moth wings :|

~ Get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube

[Gemme]

~ Put linberger cheese on a hot radiator

~ Become a Maytag repairchick

~ Make blankets from moth wings :|

~ Get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube




It's safe to say that I can add these onto my list as well.

[Jesse]

Eat pickled pigs feet! Bleh!

Live where it snows or gets very cold

bungee jump

give up eating cheese

be a hater

[weatherboi]

we will never go to costa rica with justin bobby :(

[Diva]

~ Eat lima beans on purpose

~ Place said lima beans up my nose

~ Shoot a living creature for sport

~ Enter a Guiness Book pogo jumping competition

~ Read every book in the Universe

[SuperFemme]

that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs :|
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.

[Gemme]

i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.

It's kind of awesome and frightening at the same time, watching the show. You get to know the drivers as they tape and it takes a while because the truckers can only go a few miles an hour on thinner ice, as the vibrations from 30,000 pounds and up of truck shake the ice loose and create cracks in it. I haven't watched the show this season but I remember seeing one poor guy get one tired caught in an ice crack and it split wide open and his whole trailer and part of his bobcat was sucked down into that thing. He and the crew scrambled to get out and they showed a bit of that footage. Having ridden with a trucker for a couple of months, I find it absolutely amazing and terrifying at the same time.

[rlin]

intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir

lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general

go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

[Gemme]

intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir

lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general

go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

I can wrap my head around most of these, but why not the pinot noir? Unless you don't drink at all, I don't think it's particularly threatening. :blink:

[deeperstill]

what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!


intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir

lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general

go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

[justjoanie1]

Go back in the closet
Give up coffee
Sky dive
Bungee jump
Eat liver (gag)

[rlin]

what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!
i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...

[waxnrope]

i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...

For someone who wouldn't touch a pens, that's quite remarkable :rofl:

I suppose there's not a decent Pinot to be found in Georgia, my friend. :cheesy: lol. One really does need to search for a good one. When I first tried them, I didn't care for them either. Curiosity brought me to the Wine Spectator, and I found good ones listed there to try. I'd rather a French Burgundy or good California Cab.

[waxnrope]

i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...

I just heard a joke that fits here...
They've come up with a new wine for seniors. It's called Peenomore. Lmao.

[deeperstill]

:eek:
uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?

i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...

[Gemme]

:eek:
uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?

I'm pretty sure many of us here have tasted that flavor at one point or another, willingly or not. I'm one of them. It's not a particularly easy flavor to forget, although...unlike rlin...I don't correlate it with pinot noir.

[JustBeingMe]

Brussel sprouts are the green icky testicles of the veggie world. :blink:

I do not wish to partake of them before I die.

And I won't eat Green Eggs and Spam either...............YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[JustBeingMe]

~ Put linberger cheese on a hot radiator

~ Believe I knew someone in one of my previous lives....please....

~ Be someone's doormat

~ Become a Maytag repairchick

~ Make blankets from moth wings :|

~ Get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube





Oh wait a minute............the get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube is wayyyyyyyyyy too much fun now . You just can't be eliminating that one. Gotta come up with sumfin better than that now. Heh heh.........
signed,
lovestogotubingwithfriendsondariver

[JustBeingMe]

It's safe to say that I can add these onto my list as well.

Oh NOT YOU TOO.............the Guadalupe River Tubing is ohhh soo much fun with friends................you can't eliminate this UNLESS YOU TRY IT FIRST .
heh heh,
singed,
onewholovestubingtheriverwithmahfriends

[JustBeingMe]

~ Eat lima beans on purpose

~ Place said lima beans up my nose

~ Shoot a living creature for sport

~ Enter a Guiness Book pogo jumping competition

~ Read every book in the Universe




Now yer talkin..........those are some perdy good ones Diva. LOL heh heh.

[Gemme]

Oh NOT YOU TOO.............the Guadalupe River Tubing is ohhh soo much fun with friends................you can't eliminate this UNLESS YOU TRY IT FIRST .
heh heh,
singed,
onewholovestubingtheriverwithmahfriends

Now, I have been tubing on a river as a child, so I think I'm set there. With the contamination we do to our lakes and rivers, I don't want to go tubing anywhere at this point.

[JustBeingMe]

Go back in the closet
Give up coffee
Sky dive
Bungee jump
Eat liver (gag)

I'll take the liver and eat it for ya, ifn you'll take my brussle sprouts, green eggs and spam? NO? LOL
I love liver, but I'm not supposed to eat it, too much cholesterol.

[JustBeingMe]

Now, I have been tubing on a river as a child, so I think I'm set there. With the contamination we do to our lakes and rivers, I don't want to go tubing anywhere at this point.

OKay, OKay, you get brownie points for having done it atleast ONCE even as a child.