View Full Version : you know you are in hell when....
Soft*Silver
07-14-2010, 12:03 PM
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....
Greyson
07-14-2010, 12:37 PM
When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.
MrSunshine
07-14-2010, 01:04 PM
when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.
Soft*Silver
07-14-2010, 01:04 PM
oh god....now its Maury Povich....
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....
JustBeingMe
07-17-2010, 01:10 AM
Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!:passinggas:
Venus007
07-17-2010, 02:24 AM
Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws
DamonK
07-17-2010, 02:33 AM
When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115
Artdecogoddess
07-17-2010, 09:58 AM
Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!
Blaze
07-17-2010, 10:10 AM
When there is only "ONE" of You. And 35 medical associates :readfineprint:all wanting things ASAP :|
The first answer that comes to mind is....:deepthoughts: Annnnnnnddddddddd you want what? When? :cigar2:
Cowboi
07-17-2010, 10:14 AM
When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!
Leigh
07-17-2010, 10:40 AM
I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......
All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney :blink:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/bi_goth_153/barney.gif
sweetfemme247
07-17-2010, 10:44 AM
hahah oh come on you gotta love it
JustBeingMe
07-17-2010, 10:45 AM
When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!
Or to the soles of your feet!!:blink:
JustBeingMe
07-17-2010, 10:47 AM
I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......
All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney :blink:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/bi_goth_153/barney.gif
Oh I can't stand Barney!
Whoever heard of a purple dinosaur anyway?:blink:
when you go through what I went through. The hairs on your neck will stand up.
Mister Bent
07-17-2010, 11:45 AM
...when you have to listen to the needle skipping on the record.
sweetfemme247
07-17-2010, 11:47 AM
when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.
firie
07-17-2010, 11:48 AM
The idea of being stuck eternally in:
http://www.fabulousafter40.com/images/talbots-storefront.jpg
Rockinonahigh
07-17-2010, 02:45 PM
When it takes a pain pill,a muscel relaxer and dam near a traction to get any kind of a nights sleep.
BornBronson
07-21-2010, 09:27 PM
You're on the interstate and you gotta go num.2 and there's not a rest area in sight.
:blowingitup:
Oh lord have mercy.
oh god....now its Maury Povich....
You are not the father!!
socialjustice_fsu
07-21-2010, 09:59 PM
when the movers come to move some of my furniture...pull right up in the front yard...loud noise...they have just backed into my solid brick custom made mailbox and newspaper holder. A thousand bricks imploded and my house goes on the market tomorrow. Nice.
Lady_Wu
07-21-2010, 10:28 PM
when you discover that the options you have are to stay in a crazy-making situation to be with your loved ones. to leave would be to break a promise you made to yourself that no matter how hard it gets, you're not leaving. and to leave would be to destroy your identity that you have built over years. hell is when you have to fight not to BECOME as crazy as the people that made the situation are. hell is feeling like you have to choose between that fear and the fear that if you stay, you will spend the years you are still healthy enough to leave wondering every day if you should...hell is being so isolated for so long that you have no-one to help, should you decide to leave. hell i know.
cinnamongrrl
10-31-2012, 02:20 PM
when you go to Walmart on a weekend....especially before a storm :|
Rockinonahigh
10-31-2012, 05:45 PM
When U get that sinking feeling in your gut that says, OH SH*$!
Ginger
10-31-2012, 05:58 PM
You know you're in hell when ... you see no way out.
Dance-with-me
10-31-2012, 06:23 PM
When you end your marriage but because you co-own your home with your ex, you can't legally kick him out, and you wouldn't anyway because his daughter (whose children you've been raising), her loser boyfriend, and her three kids are all there with you and if you kicked their mom and grandparent out, they'd take the kids no matter what effect it might have on them -- including threatening to move a 4lb newborn preemie who is on a heart/breathing monitor into a transient hotel -- making you the Evil One. Then your hell only increases when he's supposed to close on his new house mid-September, but it gets delayed to mid-October, then to mid-November with another two weeks after closing before they can move in because of repairs that are needed.
I am living in hell.
When you end your marriage but because you co-own your home with your ex, you can't legally kick him out, and you wouldn't anyway because his daughter (whose children you've been raising), her loser boyfriend, and her three kids are all there with you and if you kicked their mom and grandparent out, they'd take the kids no matter what effect it might have on them -- including threatening to move a 4lb newborn preemie who is on a heart/breathing monitor into a transient hotel -- making you the Evil One. Then your hell only increases when he's supposed to close on his new house mid-September, but it gets delayed to mid-October, then to mid-November with another two weeks after closing before they can move in because of repairs that are needed.
I am living in hell.
You win. :blink:
Dance-with-me
10-31-2012, 06:56 PM
You win. :blink:
Well, I'm able to keep perspective that there are FAR worse hells than this to live in. My hell WILL end, and I am able to survive it and will come out of it not just unscathed but better than ever.
princessbelle
10-31-2012, 07:04 PM
When your driving home from work, not thinking about it being Halloween, and a car turns right past you and when you zoom in on the driver, it's a big ole scary clown!!! Scared me to bits!!!!!!
http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/58/58111yyegefqbv3.jpg (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!!!!!
Blade
10-31-2012, 07:07 PM
When heaven seems so far away
JustBeingMe
01-06-2013, 08:08 PM
You KNOW your in HELL because you found yourself falling into the Pit of FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
Oh wait.........that was just a nightmare.:seeingstars:
You can't get any cell phone coverage, or wifi.
Soft*Silver
01-14-2013, 08:08 PM
when BFP disappears and you have no access to the games..damn I was jonesing to play mahjong!
CherylNYC
01-14-2013, 10:55 PM
When the good and careful renovation contractors who've picked up your moldy floor after a destructive hurricane discover that the main beams, (sills), of your house have extensive rot which will be very expensive to fix, then they notice a problem with the foundation. Well, it's supposed to be a foundation, and the previous contractor who put it in charged you full price for a foundation, but it doesn't hold anything up, and it's not built right, either. The open floor has revealed that they never filled the block, which has been deliberately laid in the wrong place. They built a false wall across the front of your house that looked exactly like a foundation so that they didn't have to do any hard work. It's scenery masquerading as a foundation, and will need to be rebuilt with money that's supposed to raise the house.
Then the bonded, licensed, careful house builder tells you that raising the house to get a basement, which is the Holy Grail you've been working into your plans for several years, will cost three times the amount of funds FEMA will provide for raising the house, and will take three times longer than you thought, (as if you could afford it anyway). Then, when you come home from a long dentist appointment you discover that someone has slashed your tire.
You know that you're in Hell when the most pleasant part of your day was getting four cavities filled. At least my teeth look nice.
cinnamongrrl
01-17-2013, 02:14 PM
When you go from having three cars to having NONE... like THAT :|
When every conversation with your mother ends with the "If you would just find a man to knock you up..."
No matter who often I tell her I'm gay, it's always the "you just haven't found the right one" NO, I HAVE.. you just refuse to accept her. Which breaks my heart, and hers. Which I can not abide. You've hurt me for 40 years, you will not have an opportunity to do that to my sweet sweet boy.
Soft*Silver
11-24-2013, 10:16 PM
you realize you have neglected to push down all the storm windows and the 21 degree temps tonight are singing in thru the screens on all your windows...
and because of my shoulder surgery, my arm/shoulder does not bend to pull this off NOW.
damn hell is so friggin COLD :cold:
cinnamongrrl
11-24-2013, 11:41 PM
hell......
when your team is down 24 points in a MUST WIN game....
When you walk outside and the frigid air pierces your body, everything is dead or gray and dismal and there is an inch of ice on the windshield.
Sweet Bliss
11-25-2013, 07:51 AM
Hell is reliving your Mother dying in your dreams for over week
and not being able to make the dreams change :candle:
Sweet Bliss
11-25-2013, 08:32 AM
Hell is reliving your Mother dying in your dreams for over week
and not being able to make the dreams change :candle:
my apologies. too much information :canoworms:
The_Lady_Snow
11-25-2013, 09:24 AM
you find yourself rooting for the fucking Patriots to win over the fucking Broncos
:vampire:
Queenie
11-25-2013, 10:35 AM
You are in your hospital bed, you are really sick and a bad and I do mean BAD, Lifetime movie comes on your little bedside telly. Lovely isnt?
MsTinkerbelly
11-25-2013, 01:15 PM
Hell is reliving your Mother dying in your dreams for over week
and not being able to make the dreams change :candle:
I sat by my Mother's bedside for over a week while she died...the blessing of being there for her, is sometimes outweighed by the hell of remembering every breath she took, and the agony of losing her that way.
I have dreams still..... ((Sweet Bliss))
Soft*Silver
11-25-2013, 08:29 PM
no need to apologize..thats a definition of hell if I ever heard one...
my apologies. too much information :canoworms:
TruTexan
11-25-2013, 10:30 PM
when you're out for a drive in the countryside, your vehicle breaks down and there's no houses around and NO CELL PHONE SERVICE so you can call roadside assistance. IT's a hellofa walk back to town to get help.
puddin'
11-26-2013, 12:01 AM
you're in da bush country in nz and need to call home, but can't, cuz you're in da way-back bush.
i survived, and even loved it afta a fashion...
The_Lady_Snow
11-26-2013, 04:40 AM
it's 5 am and you have to go to work!!!
candy_coated_bitch
11-26-2013, 04:49 AM
You know you're in hell when it's 5:48 AM and you still haven't slept.
cinnamongrrl
11-26-2013, 07:16 AM
Hell....
waking up at 5:30 every morning....without fail (except for the 2 days I woke up at 6:30) even though I have the day off..... frick and frack.....
little_ms_sunshyne
11-26-2013, 07:39 AM
Hell....
waking up at 5:30 every morning....without fail (except for the 2 days I woke up at 6:30) even though I have the day off..... frick and frack.....
My post was going to be similar lol We must be in hell together!
Glenn
11-26-2013, 07:45 AM
I know hell.. You know you are in hell when you are lost and searching for a way home. So you wait and wait for a bus, a train, a plane, anyway to get you out and back home. But, you know you do not really have a home, or where it is, so you don't know where you're going. But you still have to wait to go somewhere, anywhere, while you are having panic attacks, for someone, or something, to get you out, because you do not have a car, job, money, or phone, plus, you do not know anyone, nor does anyone ask you if you need help. But you have to keep searching for a way out, because you have kids/furkids you love, who love you, who depend on you to live, and they looked at you and cried, because they were hungry and homeless also, and could get trapped, taken to a shelter by strangers, and even killed. Yes, I've been there.
candy_coated_bitch
11-26-2013, 10:17 AM
You know you're in hell when it's 5:48 AM and you still haven't slept.
You know you're in hell when at 11:16 AM you're STILL awake. WTF?
Teddybear
12-03-2013, 06:49 AM
Ykurihw.....a friend, you have know for YEARS, and u r talking and they pay u a compliment and ur last nerve breaks loose and all the chit u been hiding comes crashing down upon u
...when you've battled authentic preternatural encounters for more than 21 years through the power and help of Christ. We really don't know hell in truth until we are confronted by hell itself. Once you've done this, there's nothing left to be afraid of. The soul encompasses the "intellect and the will" and I used both with the help of God to fight and win against powers of darkness. Christ is the prize and it takes deep intimate bonding with Him who conquers all evil by calling on Jesus consistently. There is nothing as violent or as destructive as satan in his severe temptations and assaults. Nothing.
My post of this is dark unseen spiritual reality and experience is not up for secular or temporal debate for the unschooled, but remains documented for those clergy-specialists who are learned and schooled in the discipline of spiritual warfare. Just know this is true hell in the spiritual, preternatural sense.
Pax vobis
Knowing that someone is with out a doubt, irrefutably correct , yet others seem to agree with them.
Knowing that someone is with out a doubt, irrefutably correct , yet others seem to agree with them.
LMAO Damn voice to text I swear!!! What I meant to say is : Knowing with out a doubt , that someone is irrefutably incorrect, yet others seem to agree with them.
TruTexan
12-05-2013, 07:26 PM
it freezes over..............just sayin.
girllikeu2
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
You wake up lonely, go about your day lonely and then go to bed lonely.
Ginger
12-05-2013, 09:54 PM
You're in hell when you can't use your true voice.
Ginger
12-06-2013, 09:13 PM
You're in hell when you can't use your true voice.
So ... I seem to have worried a few folks with this post and I really didn't mean to.
I just meant, hell, to me, is being stuck in a place where you can't be yourself.
A lot of people experience that at work, and if you're unlucky, you experience it at home or with your family. And then, IMO, you're in hell. Because you're alone.
TruTexan
12-06-2013, 10:24 PM
you're stuck on the I30 West Bound in Dallas in traffic that's stuck on an ICED OVER FREEWAY that can't move for the past 10 hours.
I just don't understand what part of STAY HOME in this weather that makes people get out and drive in it instead.
The temp outside is 4. Just 4 that's it. Brutal.
Kenna
12-06-2013, 10:55 PM
....when you have a very nasty tooth infection on both upper and lower jaws, and you can't do anything about it except frequently brush and rinse with strong listerine.
Sweet Bliss
12-07-2013, 09:11 AM
The temp outside is 4. Just 4 that's it. Brutal.
:rrose: 56 last night here. Wish you were here?
:tea:
:rrose: 56 last night here. Wish you were here?
:tea:
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO !!! I wouldn't waste my time ! 56 degrees? That is depressing fall weather. Just one step away from winter! I like it about 100-120 degrees with a low of 85.
The grocery store no longer carries your fav coffee creamer.
They are sold out of Diet Coke !
Sweet Bliss
12-08-2013, 12:03 AM
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO !!! I wouldn't waste my time ! 56 degrees? That is depressing fall weather. Just one step away from winter! I like it about 100-120 degrees with a low of 85.
Sounds like Hell... :rofl:
:jester:
Bèsame*
12-08-2013, 12:15 AM
The grocery store no longer carries your fav coffee creamer.
They are sold out of Diet Coke !
When you order at a restaurant and they ask if diet Pepsi is ok....gasp!
...when she asks "Do you miss me?"
puddin'
12-08-2013, 05:08 AM
When you order at a restaurant and they ask if diet Pepsi is ok....gasp!
diet pepsi is neva ok!!
girllikeu2
12-08-2013, 07:45 PM
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO !!! I wouldn't waste my time ! 56 degrees? That is depressing fall weather. Just one step away from winter! I like it about 100-120 degrees with a low of 85. Ya need to head on down to Argentina right now! It's summer there!
Thanks!!! I would love to see Argentina. It looks like a beautiful country!!! My kind of weather too.
TruTexan
12-08-2013, 10:43 PM
you're stuck on the I30 West Bound in Dallas in traffic that's stuck on an ICED OVER FREEWAY that can't move for the past 10 hours.
AS of tonight, they are still stuck on the same freeway and they've shut down the East bound side coming from Ft. Worth headed east.
What a way to be stuck !!
Sweet Bliss
01-26-2014, 09:01 AM
There is snow in Florida :seeingstars:
C0LLETTE
01-26-2014, 09:03 AM
There is snow in Florida :seeingstars:
...when youre staring at 6 remote controls and none of them work.
Sweet Bliss
01-26-2014, 09:22 AM
There is snow in Florida :seeingstars:
Yes. And sleet and ice. (w)
C0LLETTE
01-26-2014, 09:43 AM
Yes. And sleet and ice. (w)
Hell is when the dog decides to puke inside and does it on the carpet instead of bare floor
stargazingboi
01-26-2014, 09:51 AM
I know I'm in hell when I run out of coffee with no hope of getting more anytime soon:sigh:
I know I'm in hell when I run out of coffee with no hope of getting more anytime soon:sigh:
Call me friend I will drive the 3 hours to help a brother out!! That's almost a life threatening predictament .
Teddybear
01-26-2014, 11:46 AM
There is snow in Florida :seeingstars:
Yes. And sleet and ice. (w)
Welcome to the Great White Northeast Sweet Bliss!!!
Daktari
01-26-2014, 01:53 PM
You're allowing a person to negatively dwell rent-free in your head.
Sweet Bliss
01-26-2014, 02:25 PM
Welcome to the Great White Northeast Sweet Bliss!!!
Gee, thanks... :blink:
~baby~doll~
01-26-2014, 02:28 PM
... your Lover is out of town.
Sweet Bliss
01-26-2014, 02:36 PM
Hell is when the dog decides to puke inside and does it on the carpet instead of bare floor
Hell is when you step in cat pook on your way to the loo BAREFOOT and half awake. :jester:
Seriously....hell is when it's -5f outside and you have
to go shovel the fricken snow for the gazillionth time!! grrrr!!!
DaddyNik12
01-26-2014, 06:02 PM
your roomates son eats you outta house and home and doesn't contribute back ??? smh*
C0LLETTE
01-26-2014, 07:41 PM
You're watching one of those British TV crime series and everyone starts looking like Miss Marple.
Soft*Silver
01-26-2014, 10:20 PM
I too feel this cold is part of hell on earth...
TruTexan
01-26-2014, 10:52 PM
I too feel this cold is part of hell on earth...
Yeah, it's called "When HELL FROZE OVER!"
Blaze
02-08-2014, 09:49 AM
When you know your orders are on a little note book, you put it on the desk because you were going to start your Purchase orders, low and behold you are called up stairs for something else and someone came behind, and tore out your pages because they wanted paper and tossed them in the trash... Feeling like Hansel and Gretel story...:typewriter:
~baby~doll~
02-08-2014, 11:47 AM
You know you are in hell when the car gets a flat in the snow and cold.
Graham
02-08-2014, 12:11 PM
The grocery store no longer carries your fav coffee creamer.
They are sold out of Diet Coke !
That happened to me about 2 years ago....haven't found a good replacement yet.:bigcry:
Talon
05-15-2014, 06:21 PM
Your brain goes one way.....
and your heart goes another.
MsTinkerbelly
05-15-2014, 06:29 PM
You know you're in hell when you walk outside and it's 100*
Canela
05-15-2014, 06:47 PM
You believe yourself relatively smart but realize the insanity you live in...and you did it to yourself. (And I mean only me)...
RockOn
05-15-2014, 08:38 PM
Mallory fusses at you ...
Her: sunscreen! sunscreen!
Me: yea, yea
Then she starts going all bossy on you ... again. *gulp*
I think she enjoys this.
Kenna
05-15-2014, 09:09 PM
You know you're in hell when the power goes out on a hot sticky muggy night ...and you can't turn on the fans or lounge around the house naked.
Soft*Silver
04-05-2017, 07:12 PM
you know you are in hell when tonight you have a possible threat of tornadoes, tomorrow its suppose to snow up to 4", and two days from then its suppose to be 76 degrees.
yeah...Ohio...hell....same thing weather wise :seeingstars:
Wrang1er
04-05-2017, 07:27 PM
you know you are in hell when tonight you have a possible threat of tornadoes, tomorrow its suppose to snow up to 4", and two days from then its suppose to be 76 degrees.
yeah...Ohio...hell....same thing weather wise :seeingstars:
I second this. We've had rain, hail, thunder and some wicked lightening. Oddly enough there was a 🌈 during a lull in the storm and the rest of the sky was eerie. O-hell-O!
girl_dee
04-06-2017, 03:45 AM
I second this. We've had rain, hail, thunder and some wicked lightening. Oddly enough there was a 🌈 during a lull in the storm and the rest of the sky was eerie. O-hell-O!
Yesterday was one for the books.
The hell storm woke me up at 12:30 and it felt like the storm was in the house it was so loud. :bigcry:
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