Toasters?

[TeaPartyTart]

I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

[TeaPartyTart]

WOW...not one snarky remark.

Quitters;)

[WolfyOne]

I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

We have member numbers? Perhaps I need to run and look at my toaster.

[TeaPartyTart]

Dear * (aka June),

I do find this toaster to be rather fancy, yet practical. I enjoy a nicely toasted bagel but tend to learn towards a whole grain piece of toast.

I was teetering between a food processor or a toaster but let's face it, I'm no Martha Stewart.

[TeaPartyTart]

We have member numbers? Perhaps I need to run and look at my toaster.

You have a lower # than me. Does that mean you get a fancier toaster? We should have the administrator weigh in on this...or June.

[WolfyOne]

I'm back, ran to the kitchen looking for my member number and couldn't find it.

As long as you know what I don't about my number, maybe the toaster should be raffled off to the one that post the most for the toast(er)

[WolfyOne]

Fine. Nosy!

I have this:

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=225180&CategoryID=47540

I got it for Xmas a couple of years ago and so far, so good. It seems to be sturdy and fairly easy to clean.

It can take a bagel too, which is important!

Are you happy now?

I saw one once that not only toasts, but could poach an egg along side it. I'm not good with this linky loo stuff or I'd hunt for a pic to show you. I think TPT needs to have more than one choice, mkay.

[TeaPartyTart]

I'm back, ran to the kitchen looking for my member number and couldn't find it.

As long as you know what I don't about my number, maybe the toaster should be raffled off to the one that post the most for the toast(er)

Hmmm that's a great idea. Or if you are toaster worthy. Several years ago my mom sent me a toaster out of the blue one February. Granted she's not all 'there' but all I could think of is "OMG she knows!"

Wonder if PinkieLee will post for a toaster? She tends to stalk me. *whistles to pass the time*

[WolfyOne]

Hmmm that's a great idea. Or if you are toaster worthy. Several years ago my mom sent me a toaster out of the blue one February. Granted she's not all 'there' but all I could think of is "OMG she knows!"

Wonder if PinkieLee will post for a toaster? She tends to stalk me. *whistles to pass the time*


If there's a toast going on, PinkieLee will raise her shot glass. I watched her do it in Vegas ;)

[Andrew, Jr.]

Laughing...that is so PinkieLee!:D

Btw, I too am looking for my number. Where in the world...:confused:

[Jet]

Black & Decker double toaster; every setting imaginable.

[WolfyOne]

Laughing...that is so PinkieLee!:D

Btw, I too am looking for my number. Where in the world...:confused:


Thank you Andrew, I thought I was alone in the number search....just a heads up, it's not in my kitchen on my toaster.

[evolveme]

Dear Tart,

June is an inglorious liar.

She has a damned Hell(o) Kitty toaster.

At least that's what she told me once.

Listen to nothing she tells you. Ever,

e

[TeaPartyTart]

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

[Jet]

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

[Just_G]

I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them. ;) I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

[TeaPartyTart]

Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

I take this to be a legit testimonial. (Unless, of course, E comes in and calls you out on it like she did June's. )

[TeaPartyTart]

I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them. ;) I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

I was wondering when someone would take the toaster bait! Way to go G. Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.

[Mister Bent]

I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

WOW...not one snarky remark.

Quitters;)

My favorite toaster?

The Scion xB (http://www.cars-show.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/scion-xb-500.jpg)

[evolveme]

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget.

Oh, yes.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she is even known to bear false witness.

That might even get her permanently banned.

Or an honorary doctorate.

Depends, really.

[Diva]

All this Toaster Talk is making me so sad and teary......I lost the last 2 toasters in a custodial dispute.


I blame June.



~Diva

[WolfyOne]

Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.


I couldn't resist.....uh oh let go of my Eggo :D

[cara]

I, too, need to start saving my pennies for a new toaster! The oven broiler method takes too much time for little ol' impatient me and it also seems to dry the bread out.

I've never had a toaster oven before. I'm curious whether or not people here think that is a better investment.

~cara

[Bootboi]

My favorite toaster?

The Scion xB (http://www.cars-show.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/scion-xb-500.jpg)


Killer Toaster Mr. Bent ;) Damn thing even has wheels!

[The_Lady_Snow]

I have a Hello Kitty Toaster.... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RS92FP1NL._AA400_.jpg


I got it from a zombie satan gift exchange I love it.... I have never won a toaster as a consolation prize.....

[TeaPartyTart]

I love the smell of toasty sarcasm in the evening. How's everyone doing?

[The_Lady_Snow]

I am doing peachy!! I love jam on my toast.... Never jelly though:mad:

[atomiczombie]

Toaster ovens rock! It's basically a toaster that can cook personal pizzas and hot dogs and cookies and...and....and......:D

[evolveme]

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/27244_3030d3b03a.jpg


http://www.ladyspankington.com/jan07/toast2.jpg


and just to piss ya off...
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/74/0/AAAAAqJFCDEAAAAAAHQCEA.jpg:p

[evolveme]

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

[Diva]

Sure. Blame June, who is the only one who actually posted a link to a bonafide working toaster.

And for the record? I do not own a HK Toaster. Just a Waffle Iron and some other crap.

e , I am watching you, missy. I see your pitiful attempts to slander my good name and reputation. And you too, "Auntie" Diva.

Backing out of the thread slowly.



Remember the day our nailpolish almost matched?
Ok, that was random. Wrong thread.

I'm just jealous because You have a toaster and I don't.
I'm going to The WalMarket.......

[The_Lady_Snow]

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

http://maxdunbar.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tom-cruise-acting20crazy.jpg

http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/80/230x306/80764_tom-cruise-in-tropic-thunder.jpg


YouTube- Tom Cruise - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) Tropic Thunder Remixed


Dora the Crack Whore-a

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/Ru13lz6VYzI/AAAAAAAADHs/yytGeZ0h5jk/s400/DoraWhora.gif

[evolveme]

Dead.


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[Gemme]

I like a toaster with big slots. :rolleyes:

[Jett]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9pl9Dh5gGQ/SrGrF-EqcyI/AAAAAAAAHuA/IS-AIlcGYuQ/s400/funny-pictures-cat-possesses-toaster.jpg

[TeaPartyTart]

So glad to see the images found their way into the thread. I'm getting ready to make breakfast (2 poached eggs and a piece of multigrain toast). I go for the second darkest setting and flip the toast for an additional 1/2 toast for more even coloring. You can see my dilema with the toaster.

So happy to see all of the toaster oven earners make a drive by. How thoughtful of you to share.

[PinkieLee]

Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift.

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/hotdog_toaster.html

Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!

[TeaPartyTart]

Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift.

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/hotdog_toaster.html

Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!


Oh lordy the hot dog toaster. That grosses me out more than you will ever know. Just think of the bacteria breeding in the inner workings of that poor toaster. I'd rather opt for a convenience store sweaty log roll hotdog.

Speaking of peanut butter, creamy or crunchy?

[Novelafemme]

http://i18.tinypic.com/2wgaszo.jpg

[Diva]

Oh look!! Toast AND electrocution! Someone in the design department, CLEARLY, has too much time on their hands.....

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr19/azfreddym/humor/toaster.jpg

[girl_dee]

http://www.maclife.com/files/imagecache/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/g4cube.jpg