Wish Granted!

[Jesse]

This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it!

The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.

3. The 2nd poster then wishes for something of their own.

For example:

First person: I wish I had a 100" tv

Second person: Wish granted! You now have a tv that is 100" wide and 2" tall. (Then make your own wish)

I'll start: I wish I had a million dollars.

[PearlsNLace]

I'll start: I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish Granted! You now have a million dollars. In monopoly money.


I wish I had a new truck

[Soft*Silver]

BA zing AAAAAAAAA... A new matchbox car truck!!!!

I wish I had a horse!

[Jesse]

BA zing AAAAAAAAA... A new matchbox car truck!!!!

I wish I had a horse!

Wish granted! A lame 30 year old horse!!!

I wish I was in Brazil

[Soft*Silver]

ok....Brazil, PA!

I wish for a hot sexy FtM to sweep me off my feet....

(cant wait for this one!)

[waxnrope]

Wish granted. Now what did he do with the push broom.

I wish that I could retire.

[Jesse]

Wish granted. Now what did he do with the push broom.

I wish that I could retire.

Wish granted!! You retire and go on an exotic cruise, but the ship gets caught up in a storm and sinks. You are the only survivor who makes it to the nearby island where you are devoured by the cannibals.

I wish for a new truck, a real one that I can drive.

[suebee]

Wish granted!! You retire and go on an exotic cruise, but the ship gets caught up in a storm and sinks. You are the only survivor who makes it to the nearby island where you are devoured by the cannibals.

I wish for a new truck, a real one that I can drive.

Granted! The new NASCAR truck! It goes around and around in circles at 100mph!

I wish I could go to a vacation spa for a couple of weeks.

[Jesse]

Granted! The new NASCAR truck! It goes around and around in circles at 100mph!

I wish I could go to a vacation spa for a couple of weeks.

Lol!

Wish granted!! You arrive at a beautiful spa resort and are escorted to a lavish room, where you are given cleaning supplies and told the work day ends at 5 pm. You look around and realize in dismay that you are to clean the restrooms.

I wish that I would win the lottery.

[Soft*Silver]

you win the lottery...for a new free ticket

I want to go on a cruise to Alaska...with Sarah Pallin as my boat boi...

[ravfem]

you win the lottery...for a new free ticket

I want to go on a cruise to Alaska...with Sarah Pallin as my boat boi...

Congratulations!! You are now out in the middle of the ocean, trapped on a Schooner, cruising to Alaska. Please keep all objects inside the boat.

If you need something, Sarah will be glad to get it for you, if you can stop her from talking long enough. Let me introduce your other boat mates:


Glenn Beck
Newt Gingrich
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Glenn Beck
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingraham
Michael Savage
Pat Robertson

Bon Voyage!
:byebye:


i wish i had all the answers.

[JustJo]

i wish i had all the answers.

Poof! You have all the answers.

Your least favorite ex has all of the questions. It's up to you to match which go with which.

I wish I had a boat! :)

[ravfem]

Poof! You have all the answers.

Your least favorite ex has all of the questions. It's up to you to match which go with which.

I wish I had a boat! :)

Hands Jo a tarnished old worthless gravy boat with a :cheesy:

i wish i could see Earth, Wind & Fire in concert!

[chefhmboyrd]

Hands Jo a tarnished old worthless gravy boat with a :cheesy:

i wish i could see Earth, Wind & Fire in concert!

(hands you dirt, a lighter, and a fan and turns on the cd player)
There you go!

i wsh i had a 12" pianist

[ravfem]

(hands you dirt, a lighter, and a fan and turns on the cd player)
There you go!

i wsh i had a 12" pianist

uh.....

Chef, may i introduce you to the world's smallest pianist, who is 1 foot tall

i wish i had a new computer

[waxnrope]

i wish i had a new computer

Granted! It is, however just out of warranty and due to self destruct at midnight :( :readfineprint::byebye:

[suebee]

uh.....

Chef, may i introduce you to the world's smallest pianist, who is 1 foot tall

i wish i had a new computer

Here ya go Rav! A brand new computer.....that only works in braille! :)

I wish I could sing and dance like a star!

[chefhmboyrd]

Here ya go Rav! A brand new computer.....that only works in braille! :)

I wish I could sing and dance like a star!

poof!
you are Richard Simmons!

i wish i had a cool blow up doll like G?

[waxnrope]

poof!
you are Richard Simmons!

i wish i had a cool blow up doll like G?

Your wish has been granted!!!! Yay!
So sorry about the explosion ...

Wish I had another parrot.

[suebee]

Here! Take one of these. So sorry about you being stranded on the island with it though. :(

Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!

[Soft*Silver]

walllaaaaaaaaaaaa...freezer that will continually fill up with ben and jerry's...I will be kind to you...it fills up alright...just with no cartons....


on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...

[ravfem]

...
on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...

ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs

[Jesse]

ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs

Wish Granted!! Your entire house is now filled to the rafters with figs.

I wish that I was at the beach!

[ravfem]

...

I wish that I was at the beach!

*waving my magic wand*

yay Jesse, you're now at Anderson beach! (a local sink hole some call the beach)

i wish i could sing well

[Soft*Silver]

yes, my dear..bippity boppidy boooo...

forever more you will be able to sing "my dingaling" perfectly...no other song...

lord, I wish I had a small farm in a small town in Ky

[suebee]

ZING! You are the proud owner of a hobby farm. Unfortunately, since you also wanted it to be in a small town, the by-laws prohibit farming within town limits. :|

I wish I had a plate of seafood, fresh from the wharf. YUM!

[Corkey]

Poof~ urchin row, sea cucumber soup and the most delicious sea slug escargot.

I wish it weren't so humid.

[suebee]

Poof~ urchin row, sea cucumber soup and the most delicious sea slug escargot.

I wish it weren't so humid.

You are on your way to your dream destination. Just don't ask how you got in the handbasket! After all, it was YOUR wish!

I wish it was 70F out with a light breeze every day.

[Soft*Silver]

and suddenly, you have morphed into polar bear! <gasping for colder air>

ohhh...tonight I want a job that I love and who loves me and pays me lots of money



I wish it was 70F out with a light breeze every day.

[suebee]

POOF! You are a famous New York tycoon and you just LOVE making money! (Too bad about that famous comb-over) :eek:

I wish I had my own personal chef.

[Gemme]

POOF! You are a famous New York tycoon and you just LOVE making money! (Too bad about that famous comb-over) :eek:

I wish I had my own personal chef.

Granted. Unfortunately for you, she doesn't speak your language and continuously makes dishes you hate.

I wish I was already moved.

[chefhmboyrd]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, she doesn't speak your language and continuously makes dishes you hate.

I wish I was already moved.

POOF you are in Waco TX....... in the old Coresh house.....

i wish i had a steak and sweet potato right now

[JustJo]

POOF you are in Waco TX....... in the old Coresh house.....

i wish i had a steak and sweet potato right now


Shazam! You have a delicious steak and sweet potato pie right now....too bad you were in the shower and mid-shampoo. :blink:

I wish all the packing was already done....

[NJFemmie]

Shazam! You have a delicious steak and sweet potato pie right now....too bad you were in the shower and mid-shampoo. :blink:

I wish all the packing was already done....

POOF! Packing is done. Unfortunately, it's on it's way to China.

... I wish I was home right now....

[Stacy]

POOF! Packing is done. Unfortunately, it's on it's way to China.

... I wish I was home right now....

Shazam! You are home!! Welcome to Barbie's Dream House, complete with plastic privates Ken!!:blink:

I wish I had a new computer!

[NJFemmie]

Shazam! You are home!! Welcome to Barbie's Dream House, complete with plastic privates Ken!!:blink:

I wish I had a new computer!

Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....

[chefhmboyrd]

Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....

shazammmmm
me in a coffee cup......
lol

ha ha ha ha

i wish i was camping this weekend at the lake

[Stacy]

Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....

Holy crap! You do have a hot cup of coffee. Too bad it's sitting on my desk....YUM! :blink:

I wish I had a pair of rainbow socks!

[NJFemmie]

shazammmmm
me in a coffee cup......
lol

ha ha ha ha

i wish i was camping this weekend at the lake

POOF! You're at the lake camping .... and the torrential rain storm expected to last the next three days JUST started.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.

[Stacy]

POOF! You're at the lake camping .... and the torrential rain storm expected to last the next three days JUST started.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.

Your oatmeal cookie is lost in the mail. Sorry. :(

I wish I was soaking in a hot whirlpool tub right now.

[skeeter_01]

ba da BOOM! ba da BING! you are soaking in a whirlpool tub that's filled with blue paint!

i wish i had a vespa! (motor scooter)

[Arwen]

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You have a Vespa.

Unfortunately, it has no wheels. Sorry about that, chief!


I wish for a new e-book reader!

[Stacy]

I grant your wish! You've got a shiny new e-book reader. Hope you can read Arabic!

I wish I had a personal assistant!

[chefhmboyrd]

I grant your wish! You've got a shiny new e-book reader. Hope you can read Arabic!

I wish I had a personal assistant!

mrs wiggins at your service......
http://teresamcfayden.typepad.com/minutia/images/burntud.jpg


i wish i had a puppy of my very own.......

[Stacy]

Cuddle This!:blink:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/elwood_wideweb__470x348,2.jpg

I wish I had my own personal chef!

[chefhmboyrd]

Cuddle This!:blink:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/elwood_wideweb__470x348,2.jpg

I wish I had my own personal chef!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/03/14/swedishchef460.jpg
ha!

i wish i could fly......

[Stacy]

Waaalaaaa! You can fly as much as you want whilst in a tiny little cage being gawked at by big giant wierdos!

I wish I had a fresh, hot, mushroom & black olive pizza!

[Jesse]

Waaalaaaa! You can fly as much as you want whilst in a tiny little cage being gawked at by big giant wierdos!

I wish I had a fresh, hot, mushroom & black olive pizza!

Wish Granted! Unfortunately you are in the middle of a room surrounded by fifty starving five year olds.

I wish I owned an island that I could visit when I desired, but still be able to live where I live now.

[Stacy]

I had a great pic, but I don't think I have the whole picture posting thing down yet....
So how 'bout I buy a plastic pot, throw in some dirt, float it in my upstairs tub and you can visit it whenever you want. :)


I want a pool!

[suebee]

I want a pool![/QUOTE]

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae195/LorenaCeja33/fshh.jpg

Smallish human life form sold seperately.

I need to get away with my Sweetie for a couple of weeks.

[Stacy]

Poof! You've just been granted a two week stay at a cryogenics laboratory spent in suspended animation. Enjoy! :)

I wish I had a magic delete button.

[chefhmboyrd]

Poof! You've just been granted a two week stay at a cryogenics laboratory spent in suspended animation. Enjoy! :)

I wish I had a magic delete button.

http://www.officepolitics.com/images/delete_button.jpg
not sure how magic it is..............

i wish i had a super soaker water gun full of Jagermeister..........

[Arwen]

i wish i had a super soaker water gun full of Jagermeister..........

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You have a Super Soaker water gun.

Unfortunately, you have to wake the puppy up to get the Jagermeister.

http://www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/jager_pup.jpg

[ravfem]

i wish i had some chocolate tonight.

[Massive]

i wish i had some chocolate tonight.

Wish granted, in seven days time, you'll get a parcel with one or two bars of chocolate in!

[ravfem]

Wish granted, in seven days time, you'll get a parcel with one or two bars of chocolate in!

yay for chocolate in the mail!!

(trying again)

i wish i had luscious curly hair cascading from my scalp

[Arwen]

yay for chocolate in the mail!!

(trying again)

i wish i had luscious curly hair cascading from my scalp

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! You now have luscious curly hair cascading from your scalp.

Unfortunately I'm attached to it still.

I wish I could have a lovely quiet, fall weekend at a beach.

[ravfem]

I wish I could have a lovely quiet, fall weekend at a beach.


yay Arwen! You get a weekend full of falling all over the beach! Try not to get too many bumps & bruises, ok?

i wish my body were 20 years younger

[Arwen]

yay Arwen! You get a weekend full of falling all over the beach! Try not to get too many bumps & bruises, ok?

i wish my body were 20 years younger

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! We were having a sale so you are now 60 years younger. Guess you'll have to wait to be reborn again. Sucks about that diaper rash and teen hormones redoux.

I wish I had a mani/pedi RIGHT NOW.

[Stacy]

Voila~! You've had a mani/pedi. Of course it was what, 2 years ago? I hope you liked it. ;)

I wish I had one million dollars.

[Miami]

Ka-ZAM! You now have a million dollars... In Monopoly money... And the little dog on the board just peed all over them. LOL

[Miami]

Ka-ZAM! You now have a million dollars... In Monopoly money... And the little dog on the board just peed all over them. LOL
I wish I were seventeen years old again, with the knowledge that I have now.

[Pixie]

I wish I were seventeen years old again, with the knowledge that I have now.


POOOF, you are the voice of a 17 y.o. cartoon character!

I wish I could pooof myself anywhere I wanted to be!

[Stacy]

Bibbitty-bobbity-boo! You can poof anywhere you want. I guess I try not to do that in public.:fart:

I wish I had a new recliner!

[Jesse]

Bibbitty-bobbity-boo! You can poof anywhere you want. I guess I try not to do that in public.:fart:

I wish I had a new recliner!

Wish granted! You have a shiny new recliner... permanently attached to the top of your vehicle!

I wish that someone else would mow my grass for me, and not charge me.

[Arwen]

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! Here's someone to mow your grass.

http://www.oldredbarnco.com/goat2a.bmp
I wish I had a new wardrobe!

[Jesse]

Ta Da! Here is you new wardrobe! Sorry, it's from the local psych hospital. It was the only place that I could find that had a ward with robes on it.

I wish that I had a fun date this weekend!


Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! Here's someone to mow your grass.

http://www.oldredbarnco.com/goat2a.bmp
I wish I had a new wardrobe!

[Stacy]

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg
Here's your fun date. She does have a leak though, and doesn't come with a patch kit. Gotta any gum to plug her up with??

I wish I had a cake right now!

[Arwen]

I wish I had a cake right now!

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! I baked you a cake.

You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.

[suebee]

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! I baked you a cake.

You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.



Here ya go! http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt240/stuffthatmakesmechuckle/train_car_accident.jpg

Apparently it flies too! :canadian:

I wish they had pizza delivery out here in the country!

[Jesse]

Your pizza is on it's way! It may take a few years though because it is being delivered by a couple of wayward chickens. :)

I wish I was on vacation in Costa Rica right now.

Here ya go! http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt240/stuffthatmakesmechuckle/train_car_accident.jpg

Apparently it flies too! :canadian:

I wish they had pizza delivery out here in the country!

[ravfem]

I wish I was on vacation in Costa Rica right now.

Congratulations Jesse, you get a week's vacation in Costa Rica! Enjoy the week, which happens to be at the height of their rainy season.

i wish i could go to the BFP Reunion

[miss entycing]

Congratulations Jesse, you get a week's vacation in Costa Rica! Enjoy the week, which happens to be at the height of their rainy season.

i wish i could go to the BFP Reunion


wish granted! unfortunately, they've sold out of tickets to get in!


I wish I was waist deep in chocolate right now.....

[ravfem]

I wish I was waist deep in chocolate right now.....

Granted! You're now standing in waist deep chewed up, chocolate flavored gum.

i wish i had a home cooked meal

[Arwen]

Granted! You're now standing in waist deep chewed up, chocolate flavored gum.

i wish i had a home cooked meal
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-eating-out-and-home-cooking.jpg

I wish I was already in Little Rock!

[ravfem]

I wish I was already in Little Rock!

Wish hereby granted! Welcome to Littlerock Community Presbyterian Church in Littlerock, Ca.

http://maps.google.com/cbk?output=tile&panoid=J9Z6hKb3WQzStbch5QdkDg&zoom=1&x=1&y=0&cb_client=maps_sv

Enjoy your stay :D

i wish i had a new house

[Jesse]

Wish granted!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2098/2071824025_30ae792f5e.jpg

Meet your new roommate! :)

I wish I had a row boat.

[ravyngirl]

I wish I had a row boat.

Wish granted!

Paddle away!!!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj254/my13utt/Stuff/rowboat-1.jpg

I wish I had a new kitchen!

[Arwen]

I wish I had a new kitchen :-s


http://www.leisureartslibrary.com/cart/pc/catalog/800531_Kitchen_Main.jpg

I wish my son could find his lost phone.

[ravfem]

I wish my son could find his lost phone.

think he found it!
http://dadthing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ace-playing-in-the-toilet-426x320.jpg

i wish i were a bird

[Jesse]

i wish i were a bird


You got it! :)

http://food.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/cooked-turkey-by-goodrob13.jpg


I wish my house was all unpacked and everything in it's place.

[ravfem]

I wish my house was all unpacked and everything in it's place.

Ta-da! *smiling proudly* i've unpacked the house!
Hope you can find anything!

i wish it was 70F and breezy outside today

[Jesse]

Ta-da! *smiling proudly* i've unpacked the house!
Hope you can find anything!

i wish it was 70F and breezy outside today

Wish granted!

http://www.therockfan.com/MistingFan-large.jpg


I wish that my bedroom and bathroom were painted

[ravfem]

I wish that my bedroom and bathroom were painted


Wish soooo granted!!

http://www.frontiernet.net/~craigsz/muralflowerstripes.jpg

http://www.aboutbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Styles-Pictures-of-Pink-Bathroom-ideas-laufen-01.jpg

i wish i could sing like Janis Joplin

[dark_crystal]

i wish i could sing like Janis Joplin


How did Janis sing? Janis sang while attired in round spectacles!


http://images.halloweencostumes.com/a_round_glasses.jpg

put these on before you start singing. wish granted!

i wish i had an iphone

[Jesse]

i wish i had an iphone



Wish granted!

http://img.cellular-news.com/story/28676/Contact_Lenses_Could_Project_Mobile_Phone_Displays _Directly_into_the_Eye_2.jpg

I wish that I had a supply of bike tubes here!

[dark_crystal]

Wish granted!

http://img.cellular-news.com/story/28676/Contact_Lenses_Could_Project_Mobile_Phone_Displays _Directly_into_the_Eye_2.jpg

I wish that I had a supply of bike tubes here!

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q300/librarianbarbie/bicycletubes.jpg

i wish i had a sinecure

[PearlsNLace]

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Wish Granted! Your new position is Royal Grand Pumbaa of Planeteer randomness. Your Salary will be 50 marbles. And a cookie. Annually.

I wish I had a Roomba vaccume cleaner, to manage all this dog hair!!

[Jesse]

Wish granted! After using the Roomba on your dog, this is what it looks like...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__V1GJlBadyE/SWv7Eadge6I/AAAAAAAAANo/3LAyNlhlpcQ/s400/Hungarian+Puli+sheep+dog.jpg

I wish that someone would come to my house and weed eat the yard for me.

Wish Granted! Your new position is Royal Grand Pumbaa of Planeteer randomness. Your Salary will be 50 marbles. And a cookie. Annually.

I wish I had a Roomba vaccume cleaner, to manage all this dog hair!!

[NJFemmie]

Wish granted! After using the Roomba on your dog, this is what it looks like...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__V1GJlBadyE/SWv7Eadge6I/AAAAAAAAANo/3LAyNlhlpcQ/s400/Hungarian+Puli+sheep+dog.jpg

I wish that someone would come to my house and weed eat the yard for me.

WHAM!

http://www.treehugger.com/goat-eating-flowers.jpg
I hope you like goats.

I wish someone would bring me a NYC slice of Pizza.

[princessbelle]

I wish someone would bring me a NYC slice of Pizza.

http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/worlds-largest-pizza.jpg

Scooby Doo!!!! Wish granted!!!! Hope you have a lot of room in your fridge.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

[dark_crystal]

http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/worlds-largest-pizza.jpg

Scooby Doo!!!! Wish granted!!!! Hope you have a lot of room in your fridge.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

wish granted!

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/love-in-time-of-foreclosure/rooster.jpg

i wish i had a butler

[princessbelle]

i wish i had a butler

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/murfaroo/Lurch.jpg
Wish granted!!!!!

I wish I had a hot tub

[Jesse]

I wish I had a hot tub

Wish granted! Enjoy!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_I8loBpPCrmw/RlzmxagguII/AAAAAAAAADQ/OyiKt0exSLk/IMG_3156.JPG

Wish I had a banana split with hot fudge

[Arwen]

Wish I had a banana split with hot fudge

Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Bop!

You have a banana split with hot fudge. Unfortunately it's one of the wax display varieties.

I wish I had June's hot shoes.

[dark_crystal]

Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Bop!

You have a banana split with hot fudge. Unfortunately it's one of the wax display varieties.

I wish I had June's hot shoes.


http://chzifshoescouldkill.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/106a0f86-4fc7-4173-9d5e-75cb14f123a9.jpg

can't wear'em till the day after Thanksgiving!!!
i wish i had an evil twin

[ravfem]

i wish i had an evil twin

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BpYCOmTaopM/SngmbcwiSMI/AAAAAAAAA98/62-TBYeGOkw/s400/evilTwin.jpg

Congratulations jenny, you have an evil twin! :cheesy:

i wish i had a buffet of fresh fruit for lunch today

[dark_crystal]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BpYCOmTaopM/SngmbcwiSMI/AAAAAAAAA98/62-TBYeGOkw/s400/evilTwin.jpg

Congratulations jenny, you have an evil twin! :cheesy:

i wish i had a buffet of fresh fruit for lunch today

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147029263277612.jpg

some fresher than others, i admit
i wish i had minions

[Arwen]

i wish i had minions




I just gave you a hundred minions. Unfortunately the talent agency doesn't hear so well so this what you got:
http://stevesfishingsupplies.com/Category/traps/images/Minnows_2.jpg

I wish I had all my rowdy friends here with me now.

[Sachita]

I wish I had a bad ass Harley trike

[Outlaw]

this young man is offering up his bad ass and his harley trike...http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/trike4-1.jpg

I wish I had a sensible man-purse...

[Sachita]

this young man is offering up his bad ass and his harley trike...http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/trike4-1.jpg

I wish I had a sensible man-purse...

Thats pretty awesome but I need one to fit my stuff and a place for my toy poodle.

[Outlaw]

Thats pretty awesome but I need one to fit my stuff and a place for my toy poodle.

http://motoaus.com/images/stories/features/china/Tricycle.jpg

any Bettah? Roomy AND Shady...

[dark_crystal]

I just gave you a hundred minions. Unfortunately the talent agency doesn't hear so well so this what you got:
http://stevesfishingsupplies.com/Category/traps/images/Minnows_2.jpg

I wish I had all my rowdy friends here with me now.


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i wish i could un-read all of my favorite books

[Sachita]

http://motoaus.com/images/stories/features/china/Tricycle.jpg

any Bettah? Roomy AND Shady...

yeah and i can take a nap when i get tired. maybe fit a bar back there. lets put a disco ball back there!

[chefhmboyrd]

yeah and i can take a nap when i get tired. maybe fit a bar back there. lets put a disco ball back there!


http://www.costumedogs.com/images/03-20-2006.jpg
ready to ride

[Arwen]

This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it!

The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.

3. The 2nd poster then wishes for something of their own.

For example:

First person: I wish I had a 100" tv

Second person: Wish granted! You now have a tv that is 100" wide and 2" tall. (Then make your own wish)

I'll start: I wish I had a million dollars.

Gentle reminder of how this game thread is played. :)

I wish I had some Iron Fist stilettos.

[chefhmboyrd]

Gentle reminder of how this game thread is played. :)

I wish I had some Iron Fist stilettos.

PRESTO!
http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/115607/1156079360_exlg.jpg
these look familiar???????

i wish i had a pair of steel toed ropers for work..........

[dark_crystal]

PRESTO!
http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/115607/1156079360_exlg.jpg
these look familiar???????

i wish i had a pair of steel toed ropers for work..........

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/johnny_five_cowboy3.jpghttp://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/johnny_five_cowboy3.jpg

i wish i hadn't tried to post that Hank video up there :(

[Outlaw]

i wish i hadn't tried to post that Hank video up there :(

I'm sorry you regret posting that "Hank (sex tape) http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/06/24/Kendra%26Hank927.jpg
video, I'm sure folks here are going to forget about it in no time... the twist, Baskett and Baskett are contesting the release and suing you for their combined net worth of 16 Million Dollars, besides, both Philadelphia Eagles fans are pissed off at you.

I Still Wish For a Man-Purse!

tUs1U8iwiBM

[dark_crystal]

I Still Wish For a Man-Purse!


they said it was a man...

http://s4.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/D7682525.jpg

i wish i could stop time

[Arwen]

i wish i could stop time


http://www.grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Bigbear/2005/THE_BIKE_STOP_____Hammer_Time_.jpg

Sorry about the earworm...

I wish someone would do my mountain of laundry for me.

[dark_crystal]

I wish someone would do my mountain of laundry for me.

i'm here to wash your clothes!

http://kimlmorrison.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/muddy-grace.jpg

i wish i had a dog nanny

[Outlaw]

i wish i had a dog nanny

This Dog Nanny even helps with Toilet Training

http://img1.eyefetch.com/Portfolio%5Cpotto%5C50434.jpg


I wish I could see the Northern Lights...

[Julie]

I wish I could see the Northern Lights...

http://www.designer-daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/northern-light.jpg

I wish I had an Emu **

[Spirit Dancer]

http://www.designer-daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/northern-light.jpg

I wish I had an Emu **

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo85/DiOlvera/avatar.jpg

I wish for a genie:moonstars:

[Arwen]

I wish for a genie:moonstars:

http://www.redamedia.com/bubbles/genie.jpg It's kind of full, but it is a Genie!

I wish I had a plane ticket to New York

[pajama]

I wish I had a plane ticket to New York

http://preschool-crafts.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fcm1pbhfd80orwzmedium.jpg
http://www.notduck.com/images08/ga_corneliaapple.jpg

Plane to Big Apple...you got it.

I wish I had more time on Sunday.

[Arwen]

I wish I had more time on Sunday.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KxfFvXOmtVkpVM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v378/aj_texans/strike-1.jpg&t=1

I cleared up a few hours for you but some folks are gonna be a bit miffed.


I wish I had an 8-5 M-F job.

[Jesse]

I wish I had an 8-5 M-F job.

Wish Granted!! I think it's pretty cool that you are into cleaning sewers!

http://strangefunnyworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/a96873_a539_3-sewer-cleaner.jpg

[Julie]

Tranzman... You did not make wish - so I took it from your profile:

If You Could Have One Wish Granted, What Would It Be?
That I maintain the courage to fulfill my dreams and wishes. ;)

Wish Granted... I give you Courage!

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u45/courage.jpg

I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

Wish Granted!! I think it's pretty cool that you are into cleaning sewers!

[weatherboi]

I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

Granted!!!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQcsCHniz3rtrueJZBNMYKNVRhBaL-XZh6Iyja0PcCrwVu5Nc&t=1&usg=__Re9DnIMpQV8p8Ch7BbsqstmQyHo=

Here is a coupon also!!!
http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rainforest-cafe-save-10-offer.jpg
Oh wait it is expired :(
Sorry!!!


I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:

[Miami]

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:[/QUOTE]
PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.

[dark_crystal]

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! :mohawk:
PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.[/QUOTE]

wish granted!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/CutieDogWomanFree_450x485.jpg

i wish i had a unicorn

[dark_crystal]

bumpin for mah uneecorn

[JustJo]

bumpin for mah uneecorn

Here you go...yours is the one on the right. :)

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/4/9/12/unhappy-unicorn-dog-14808-1270831042-127.jpg

I wish I was getting a foot massage right now...

[Miami]

*POOF* Wish granted... Your feet are being thouroughly and lovingly massaged by three nekkid women... unfortunately, they're cannibals, and in reality, you're only being TENDERIZED! LMAO

[Nat]

Since Miami didn't wish anything :)

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half. :)

[Cyclopea]

Since Miami didn't wish anything :)

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half. :)

OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

:jester:

[waxnrope]

Some puppies ... cutest little noses
Oops. Derailed.

[dark_crystal]

OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

:jester:

hope this helps!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOficiG3jdU/S7wTZO9yE5I/AAAAAAAAAKg/4aH8IO6zO10/s1600/furries4.xlarger.jpg

I wish i was going to Hogwart's this year instead of the University of Houston :(

[waxnrope]

*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.

[dark_crystal]

*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.


I'll take it! Cuz I have one of these

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/defrostindoors/horseBubble.jpg

also- Mark E. Smith is a legend!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R7juEWzC3gw/TAknJxXdaEI/AAAAAAAABWI/oKYlFp7R2IA/s1600/2vsf66c.jpg

and just your luck they are playing Caribou, ME on St. Hilary's Day!

[dark_crystal]

oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

[Outlaw]

oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

Wish granted, your weekends are off and so is the power. Enjoy!

http://play2survive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dsc03620.jpg

I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

[dark_crystal]

I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

take your pick- one of these is bound to be pre-1953

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3455212207_847eea81fb.jpg

i wish i could apparate

[Outlaw]

i wish i could apparate[/CENTER]

You can apparate, however you did so without a license,
splinching occurred http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dYFMHBIV3aw/SqmtIKuNS0I/AAAAAAAAAG8/rWru6QCC3KQ/s320/broken+leg+003.jpg
The damage is repairable but you and http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/04/dog-cast-leg-345kt040610.jpg are out of commission until further notice!

I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.

[Blaze]

wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________



http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Backgrounds/musicbackground1.jpg Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw

[Miami]

You can apparate, however you did so without a license,
splinching occurred http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dYFMHBIV3aw/SqmtIKuNS0I/AAAAAAAAAG8/rWru6QCC3KQ/s320/broken+leg+003.jpg
The damage is repairable but you and http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/04/dog-cast-leg-345kt040610.jpg are out of commission until further notice!




I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.





POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

[Miami]

wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________



http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Backgrounds/musicbackground1.jpg Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw
POOF! You now have a receptacle, which, unfortunatley, you did NOT see until you FELL INTO IT! lol

[Outlaw]

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Here ya go...Cast away...No rain here...http://www.westalabamahuntingtrail.com/images/Fishing3.jpg

Unfortunately, this is the biggest fish in the lake...http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VV1VkDlfXaQ/TEBKyjS3uII/AAAAAAAAEMs/mCZGpJgPEY0/s1600/MinnowMLPS.jpg

I wish everyone had what they wanted and wanted what they had...

[Blaze]

POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.
http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2010/07/15/16library1_t607.jpeg

I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.

[Cowboi]

Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.
http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2010/07/15/16library1_t607.jpeg

I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.




I dont always drink beer......but when i do, I drink Dos Equis!!!! ....Wish granted... You can have a Dos Equis right now, but you have to drive to Mexico to get it!!!





I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!

[Gemme]

I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!

Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery. :greendollar:

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.

[suebee]

Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery. :greendollar:

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.

As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!

[Gemme]

As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!

You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).

[dark_crystal]

You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).

wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6-egwiMH8Eo/SJhHqxxOf2I/AAAAAAAACRk/OX69SJ3wtsc/s512/IMG_2442.JPG

i wish i could get my DEC2 gene mutated

[SuperFemme]

i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.

aNddW2xmZp8

[Gemme]

i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.

aNddW2xmZp8

*Poof!*

You are a weiner. And you are loved. You're attached to a gay porn star, but you are loved. :)

I wish our home was already organized. Pronto.

[Tcountry]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1152294844&v=photos#!/photo.php?pid=1610339&id=1152294844&ref=fbx_album

Granted...organized and labeled :)

I wish I lived in Colorado Springs.

[Zimmeh]

Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1152294844&v=photos#!/photo.php?pid=1610339&id=1152294844&ref=fbx_album

Granted...organized and labeled :)

I wish I lived in Colorado Springs.

[dark_crystal]

Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!

wish granted! you are now this guy

http://www.icuf.ie/images/PHillary.jpg

Dr. Patrick Hillary, former President of Ireland! Nobody ever granted my wish up there ^ bout getting my DEC2 gene mutated

[Zimmeh]

Your wish has been granted all mighty DEC2 gene mutation!

I wish my 3 year old niece was home safe and sound!

wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6-egwiMH8Eo/SJhHqxxOf2I/AAAAAAAACRk/OX69SJ3wtsc/s512/IMG_2442.JPG

i wish i could get my DEC2 gene mutated

[Tcountry]

Granted...she is home safe and sound, but you can never hug her again


I wish some people didnt play head games...

[Arwen]

Granted! The new zombies in your life don't even have heads.


I wish I had someone to clean my house for me.

[Jesse]

Helloooooooo!


http://blogs.cornell.edu/jennifer/files/2009/03/mrs-doubtfire-4.jpg





I wish I had someone to clean my house for me.



I wish that someone would come and de-weed my yard!

[ravfem]

I wish that someone would come and de-weed my yard!

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/goats.jpg

be careful where you step!

i wish i could be in the mountains today

[Gemme]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/goats.jpg

be careful where you step!

i wish i could be in the mountains today

Congrats, you stepped in a huge mountain of poo leftover from Tranzman's goats. :blink:

I wish I spoke Italian fluently.

[Zimmeh]

Wish Granted!!! Your lovely Italian professor is hot like those extra sexy Gucci heels she is wearing.

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...

Zimmy

Congrats, you stepped in a huge mountain of poo leftover from Tranzman's goats. :blink:

I wish I spoke Italian fluently.

[MysticOceansFL]

Here! Take one of these. So sorry about you being stranded on the island with it though. :(

Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!





**Poof** a huge arse freezer thats filled with ben and jerry ice cream of all flavors to last you a life time*


Wish I had a sane femme girlfriend!!

[Tcountry]

Wish I had a sane femme girlfriend!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away... ;)

[Gemme]

I wish these storms would go away... ;)

Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.

[suebee]

Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.

I borrowed it. You want it back now?

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii63/Avia-Sunanda/VICIOUS.jpg

I wish I could build the house of my dreams.

[Zimmeh]

Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

Zimmy

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away... ;)

[Miami]

Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

Zimmy
Wish granted! Enjoy your squidcicle. lol Hey, they actually HAVE these things in Japan. I watch Andrew Zimmer on the Food Channel... LOL
I wish I could get out of this damn depression....

[Tcountry]

I wish I could get out of this damn depression....

I wish I could build the house of my dreams.[/QUOTE]

Oh Sooo Granted...
Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am) :)

[Miami]

I wish I could build the house of my dreams.

Oh Sooo Granted...
Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am) :)[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, today is now tomorrow, but it's the same as today. And to make matters worse, since you've messed with the time/space continuum, you're doomed to live this day again, and again, and again, ad infinatum, ad naseum. lol

I wish I had enough money to go out this weekend...

[Tcountry]

QUOTE]

I wish I had enough money to go out this weekend...

Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...

[Miami]

Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...


POOF! Wish granted, you just got your quarterly bonus, and a pink slip to boot! Better luck next time!

I wish I could go to NYC for my birthday!! :)

[Tcountry]

I wish I could go to NYC for my birthday!! :)

Granted for sure! Welcome to New York, IA...look it up it is a dinky township...lol

I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...

[Arwen]

Granted for sure! Welcome to New York, IA...look it up it is a dinky township...lol

I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...

Granted, but your bike is this one now:http://freewheelbike.com/merchant/589/images/site/Miker.JPG

I wish I had a book to read right now.

[Tcountry]

Granted, but your bike is this one now:http://freewheelbike.com/merchant/589/images/site/Miker.JPG

I wish I had a book to read right now.

Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy! :)

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...

[Gemme]

Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy! :)

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...

Granted! Your house is beautiful and perfectly staged, however, it's not real. You knock on the door and it falls apart. Too bad.

I wish I had an endless supply of circus peanuts.

[Arwen]

Granted! You wanted sea green hair with purple polka dots, right?

I wish that I had more energy.

Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

I wish you were at my house right now.

[Gemme]

Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

I wish you were at my house right now.

Poof! I'm at your house but you are at work and I don't have a key anymore, so I'm going to go back home now. :blink:

I wish (again) that I won the lottery and scored, after taxes, enough to take lavishly care of myself and my loved ones for the rest of their lives.

[Gemme]

I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

[Billy]

I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

It seems that Arwen must have posted something naked , imagine that :cigar2:And I missed it :blink:

[dark_crystal]

I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now. :blink:

oh i think it was the circus peanut girl. i don't remember that clearly but i think she has some nipplage srsly i am sorry

[Gemme]

It seems that Arwen must have posted something naked , imagine that :cigar2:And I missed it :blink:


Riiiight?

oh i think it was the circus peanut girl. i don't remember that clearly but i think she has some nipplage srsly i am sorry


Ohhhhh....:brightbulb:....darn. I liked the pic, though. Kinda sweet 'n creepy, all at once.

[dark_crystal]

ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut

[Gemme]

ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut

Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.

[dark_crystal]

Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.

wish granted! as soon as you move into your new home and as long as you don't come out till 10/13/2011

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20090626/jackoBug.jpg

i wish i could bring my dog to work!

[Gemme]

i wish i could bring my dog to work!

Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.

[1PlayfulFemme]

Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.
Wish Granted, but it turns out Pup has quite the vocabulary..and uses it..all the time. Day in and day out. As a matter of fact, Pup never shuts up now. It appears pup knew all along you couldn't understand 'dog' so pup was just waiting for the moment you would be able to understand everything Pup every wanted to say....Good luck resting...

I wish my house would clean itself

[Tcountry]

I wish my house would clean itself

Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.

[1PlayfulFemme]

Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.
LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..

[Tcountry]

LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..

But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.

[1PlayfulFemme]

But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.
Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...

[Tcountry]

Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...

It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...

[1PlayfulFemme]

It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...
LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..

[Tcountry]

LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..

Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...

[1PlayfulFemme]

Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...
Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!

[dark_crystal]

Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!

Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/057/497/zNg3o4l3BF8tfFm.jpg

i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!

[1PlayfulFemme]

Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/057/497/zNg3o4l3BF8tfFm.jpg

i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!
*Shakes wand* Zaaa..*shakes it again* Zaaazaaaa *Shakes it again* Zap!!! You have Hocus Pocus on DVD, Downloadable VeeJay Disks. Enjoy Karaoke!! :D

I wish the trees wouldn't give into the rain and let their leaves fall to the ground!

[1PlayfulFemme]

*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!

[Gemme]

*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!

Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.

[sweetfemme247]

wish I could find someone, who dont cheat, lie or pretend to love you and dont

[1PlayfulFemme]

Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.

And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)

[Miami]

And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)


Poof! Your wish is granted... For dinner, you get Balout (Boiled fertilized duck eggs), curried dog with a side of thousand year tofu, and a nice hot cup of mate'. Hehehehe... I watch WAY too much Andrew Zimmer on Food Channel. lol

I wish my TV picked up more channels.

[1PlayfulFemme]

Poof! Your wish is granted... For dinner, you get Balout (Boiled fertilized duck eggs), curried dog with a side of thousand year tofu, and a nice hot cup of mate'. Hehehehe... I watch WAY too much Andrew Zimmer on Food Channel. lol

I wish my TV picked up more channels.

Granted!! Your TV picks up all the channels in the universe. Sadly, day 1. there is nothing you wanna watch. day 2. your tv dies. (*G* double whammy for putting ALL that on ONE plate!) ;)

I wish they would finish the road work that seems to have gone on for a year already!

[dark_crystal]

Granted!! Your TV picks up all the channels in the universe. Sadly, day 1. there is nothing you wanna watch. day 2. your tv dies. (*G* double whammy for putting ALL that on ONE plate!) ;)

I wish they would finish the road work that seems to have gone on for a year already!

http://www.heathershikinghiatus.homestead.com/files/bridge_out.JPG

ok done! you didn't need to get back there, anyways. I wish California's Prop. 19 would pass in Texas

[1PlayfulFemme]

http://www.heathershikinghiatus.homestead.com/files/bridge_out.JPG

ok done! you didn't need to get back there, anyways. I wish California's Prop. 19 would pass in Texas

PROP 19 PASSES IN TEXAS!!! (Big news for a big state) Too bad that there's a clause just for Texas...it's legal, but you can't do anything more than own it, No Smoking. You can't even smell it.

I wish I had a live in masseuse!

[Jesse]

Wish granted!

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/imager/b/magnum/1792226/d2d4/mg_news_3234.jpg


Unfortunately, your masseuse has a bit of a rough touch.

PROP 19 PASSES IN TEXAS!!! (Big news for a big state) Too bad that there's a clause just for Texas...it's legal, but you can't do anything more than own it, No Smoking. You can't even smell it.

I wish I had a live in masseuse!

[La Perla]

UH oh, Transman, where's your wish???? Oh well, I will leave one for the next person.

I wish I had a Villa on the Italian Riviera.

[Jesse]

Yep I keep doing that. Thanks La Perla :)

UH oh, Transman, where's your wish???? Oh well, I will leave one for the next person.

I wish I had a Villa on the Italian Riviera.

[JustJo]

UH oh, Transman, where's your wish???? Oh well, I will leave one for the next person.

I wish I had a Villa on the Italian Riviera.

Here you go....

http://www.hotelsearch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Hadrian_villa_ruins.JPG

Unfortunately it does need a little work... :goodluck:

I wish solar heating panels for our pool would magically appear (and be all paid for) on our roof!

[lipstixgal]

I wish to move already and sell this damn house or at least put it on the market!!