If you knocked on my door today....

[SuperFemme]

This thread idea was stolen from Ursy.

The premise is to tell the person who posts before you what you would do if they showed up on your doorstep today.

I know that I am the first poster, but I know for sure that if any of you knocked on my door today I'd hug you until you almost stop breathing....

[ruthie14]

Yeah.. I'm a hugger... that would be the first thing. Then I'd say how the heck are ya, c'mon in ... want something to drink? or eat? :tea:

[SuperFemme]

If Ruthie knocked on my door today, I'd be wearing boxers and a tank top along with kermit the frog slippers.

I'd invite her in to sit on the couch with me and offer her this amazing homemade bread and some tea. Then we'd talk, snuggle up with the puppies and watch a movie.

I miss company.

[Dreamer]

Well after I picked myself up from the floor from the heart attack I would have to see you here, I would give you ever so big huggles, tell you I miss you, look around for the kids, and invite you all in for drinks. Then take you sight seeing to see the kangaroos and emu's yayyyyyyyy...

[SuperFemme]

If DownUnder knocked on my door I'd peek around him to see Snowy standing there smiling.

This time I'd feel better and we'd all go to Hearst Castle and watch Nicholas worship you some more.

Then I'd beg you to stay around and visit for a few weeks. :praying:

[Nina]

if you knocked on my door today, I would *run* down the hall to open it and open my arms as wide as you like...and hug, hug you into me as close as can be...I'd dance you around into the living room and sit you right down in the most comfy chair...then I'd look deep into your eyes and smile 'till my cheeks hurt...I'd pour you the tea which had been steeping, serve you some home made short bread and ask "how are you"...

and Then...I'd show you all kinds of stuff I have in my house...I'll take you on a tour of the sewing room and let you touch my fabrics...I'll convince you to call snowy and get her to come and visit... in the morning, we'd go to get her at the airport and then we'd hit the city...we'll end up at the cliffhouse, over- looking the ocean, sitting with the sun shining and platefuls of food...

and that's just day one !! :)

[SuperFemme]

Nina makes me cry happy tears because she writes so beautifully that I just totally visualized that day in my head.

If you knocked on my door today Nina...I'd faint. Once I came too I'd curl up on the couch with you and talk with you for hours until we realized that the sun was coming up. THEN we'd go get Snowy, and Cal would make up the guest room for you and the little boy would pepper you with questions because he is 12 and falls in love with my friends easily.

Once we had everyone together we'd go to our mountain home, sit around the fire and play balderdash, overlooking the lake and then we'd all cook the most amazing meal ever.

Sigh.

[ruthie14]

*getting on a plane for CA right NOW!!!

[SuperFemme]

*getting on a plane for CA right NOW!!!

come to the light.
we have medical marijuana.
hehe. :rubberducky:

[WolfyOne]

*sniffles* You're making me want to come to CA too

[Spirit Dancer]

*sniffles* You're making me want to come to CA too


If wolfy knocked on my door today...
We would huggzzzz her to bits, pour her a glass of wine and feed her some great southern cooking. Then off to tour music city.

[UofMfan]

If wolfy knocked on my door today...
We would huggzzzz her to bits, pour her a glass of wine and feed her some great southern cooking. Then off to tour music city.

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door today I would feel honored and invite her in to share a cup of coffee and talk for hours.

I would also ask her to excuse my messy home but would explain that I don't normally have 5 visitors at one time :)

[SuperFemme]

if UofM knocked on my door today i'd promise not to call la migra and then invite her in for a nice meal and hours of talk. i would then proceed to enforce the no football rule in my home.

[Rockinonahigh]

If anyone came by hear at this moment they would have to knock really hard for me to hear them cause I haev guns and roses blairing over the sound system.But after u got my attention we would have a great big louisiana welcome,chat a while over something to drink,have some pineapple upside down cake and wing it from there.

[Cowboi]

If anyone came by hear at this moment they would have to knock really hard for me to hear them cause I haev guns and roses blairing over the sound system.But after u got my attention we would have a great big louisiana welcome,chat a while over something to drink,have some pineapple upside down cake and wing it from there.

yum I love Pineapple upside down cake!!! Now how do you get to your house from here???

[Spirit Dancer]

yum I love Pineapple upside down cake!!! Now how do you get to your house from here???

If Cowboi knocked on my door today hy wpuld be eating fried chicken
smashed taters, fresh green beans and homemade cornbread with
peach cobbler and sweet tea, of course many hugz and memories of LR.

[Cowboi]

If Cowboi knocked on my door today hy wpuld be eating fried chicken
smashed taters, fresh green beans and homemade cornbread with
peach cobbler and sweet tea, of course many hugz and memories of LR.



Lets see.....how long is it gonna take me to get there???

[Arwen]

If Cowboi knocked on my door, I'd offer him a beer and some of the balsamic chicken and taters I just pulled out of the oven.

Next poster, if I knocked on your door, what would you do?

[Rockinonahigh]

If Cowboi knocked on my door, I'd offer him a beer and some of the balsamic chicken and taters I just pulled out of the oven.

Next poster, if I knocked on your door, what would you do?

Arwen,I would faint and fall out if u showed up at my door...Now what would the next poster do??

[Linus]

I would bring a few bottles of Chimay and just enjoy the evening.

Now, if the next poster knock on my door what would you do?

[Cowboi]

I would bring a few bottles of Chimay and just enjoy the evening.

Now, if the next poster knock on my door what would you do?



If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.

[fishinabaggie]

If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.



If Cowboi knocked on MY door!!!!...I'd say " How the hell did you find us??? Outlaw is in the backyard....go say HI!" :)

[SuperFemme]

If Fishinabaggie knocked on my door I'd bring her in for some tea and cookies.
I'd have to give her some treats to share with our four mini dogs who have no manners and would all want to sit on her lap at the same time.

I'd have her let Outlaw come in from the car so Cal and I could take them to the local winery's.

[dixie]

If SF knocked on my door I would squeal like a little girl then hug her till we probably both passed out from lack of oxygen... lol

[MrSunshine]

If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

[MaggieBluIze]

If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

[Spirit Dancer]

If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

[MaggieBluIze]

If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her neck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

[pajama]

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her kneck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

[MrSunshine]

If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

[pajama]

If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

If Mr. Sunshine knocked on my door today, I would give him a big ole hug and direct him to the back bathroom with the :cookielove:. Then I would look out the door to see if he had brought anyone with him ;)

[MaggieBluIze]

If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

If Ana knocked on my door, again, there would be a *squeeeeeeel* with a *huge hug* and would tell her to get her fine hiney in my house and then look back behind her to see who all she brought with her from TN ...
THEN I would be calling Diva to let her know there will definitely be a party in Austin that night!!!!!
"I'm so happy y'all came to me since I haven't made it there yet!!!!!!" ;)

:kissy:

[Leigh]

Wow, if Maggie knocked on My door I'd greet her with a big hug and welcome her to Canada ~ then I'd take her out and show her around My city :D

[Gemme]

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

[SuperFemme]

if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

[betenoire]

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would fall down dead from superexcited. Then, upon being resurrected, I would shower her in kittens and -insist- she take one home. Then I'd make her some marble magnets while talking her ear off about absolutely nothing.

[betenoire]

if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

Hmmph! If SF knocked on my door today I would chastise her for that time she cock-blocked my response to Gemme. Then I'd give her a pedicure.

[Arwen]

If Potty knocked on my door, I'd take her out to the thrift stores. Then we'd go have lunch at Kerby Lane!

[Gemme]

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

Oh, well. He can live in the closet or on the patio. Kittens are CUTE!

[betenoire]

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

I would give Organic a couple of bottles of antihistamines and a dirty look. :)

If Arwen showed up on my door I'd give her my beautiful framed LotR picture that Nick hates. And I'd give her my pretty faerie fortune cards (illustrated by Brian Froud) that I never figured out how to read.

[SuperFemme]

If Bete showed up at my door I'd cock block her until Cal noticed her and pushed me out of the way to invite her in and treat her like the princess that she is. While I get tied to the naughty chair.

Again.

[Arwen]

If SuperFemme showed up at my door, I'd let her out of the naughty chair. Then I'd drive her all over Austin and give her my special 720 tour (ask Vic or Gemme). Then we'd go have drinks and nosh somewhere until we got thrown out!

[SuperFemme]

i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

[Daywalker]

i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

~ If you knocked on mah door today ~
You would be escorted to the Garden area and shown the lighters. :flyingweed:

Then, like majik...you would haz mah secret blend of
Koolaid in yer hands before you could say Doobie.

:koolaid:


:daywalker:

[Soft*Silver]

I would not be able to answer as I am in the ....mmmm..ladies room.....

[Isadora]

I would be barefoot and braless. I would be smiling with glee and glowing with happiness. I would be pleased I got three bags of shoes and purses packed. I would offer you chocolate cake and coffee.

[Arwen]

If Isadorable showed up at my door, I'd cry happy tears. Then I'd drag her off to show her ALL of Austin. I love my town.

[Gemme]

If Arwen showed up at my door, I'd first ask her if she was sore from the work out earlier today, and then we'd go back to her place to soak in the pool and talk about you all. :blink:

[chefhmboyrd]

i would invite her in, give her a big ole hug and fix some vittles.....

then bust out some entertainment on my hurge tv.....
hurdgemungus
lol

oh wait this isn't the word of the day thread

[Gemme]

If Andy knocked on my door today, I'd tell him he's too late. The amateur showcase was last night. However, I'd get him some sweet tea and help him pick out his play list for next week's show. :)

[diamondrose]

If Gemme knocked on my door.. I'd invite her in and get to talking about all the things we seem to have in common and I'd want to hear all about her trip to this years bash.. then maybe go shopping!!

[cane]

If Diamondrose knocked on my door today I wouldn't notice since I'm off visiting my inlaws, maybe she is standing there right now.... Oh, gotta run...

Wait I'm coming!

[Gayla]

If cane knocked on my door today, I'd hurry us both inside and slam the door quickly. Once we were settled, with beer in hand, I'd want all the details of the "escape from the in law's"!

[Arwen]

If gayla knocked on my door right now, I'd grab her in the biggest hug EVAH then head for Salt Lick. From there we'd go to the Green Mesquite and then end up at Iron Works BBQ. Of course, we'd have to do Kreutz, Chisolm Trail and Smitty's in Lockhart. I hope you're hungry.

[Gayla]

If I knocked on Arwen's door today, she better hug me big and haul me all the way to Lockhart for BBQ. Of course, we'd stop on the way for a cheery limeade. I'd make her drive back via Creedmore and I'd tell her who lived in every house we saw along the way. We might have to stop and say hey to a couple of people if they saw me and then I'd show her where I flipped my bike when I was 11 and got the big scar on my forehead. Then she better have gathered the crew for more hugs and more food and a beer or two. After all that, I think we'd sit by the pool and talk until we couldn't anymore. There would be sleep at some point and then some hand holding through a very special something on Saturday morning. Some where in there would be more BBQ and her trying to convince me I didn't have to leave and me almost believing her. Until I checked the weather and realized it was 64 and rainy at home. <3

[SuperFemme]

if gayla and arwen had any sense, they'd head west. when they knocked at my door i'd take them everywhere from the hearst castle to the local wineries..to the beautiful beaches.

i would introduce them to tri-tip which is only good here in central ca.

i would have the arwen push my wheelchair up hill, but gayla push it down hill cuz i know the arwen may get distracted and let go, sending me to my perilous death.

[Arwen]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan I wanna push you down the hill. I'd jump on the back and scream wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as we plunged to our perilous death. I can hear gayla screaming "GET BACK HERE NOW" and Cal yelling "NOT ON MY WATCH!"

But if SuperFemme knocked on my door, I'd park her in my bed and read pornography to her. :)

[SuperFemme]

:: perk ::

read porno to me?

i am sure that my migraine will require you cradling my head in you chesteses.

oh yeah. :fireman:

[Tcountry]

If all ya'll knocked on my door...there would be many hugs followed by a dinner at the best BBQ place in town...and then a tour of my ethanol plant (cause I am proud of my job...weird huh?)

[Soft*Silver]

If T country showed up at my door I would hug and squeeze him forever because he was sending me hugs when I was so down! I would lead him in and let him bask in my soft, warm, inviting LR and DR that is newly decorated for Christmas, offer him a cuppa eggnog and a plate of freshly baked sugarcookies I worked on today. The house smells delicious! Lets watch Its a Wonderful Life and enjoy the joy that is here now...thank you dear friend..thank you so much! :bunchflowers:

[IrishGrrl]

If softness showed up at my door I would wonder how the hell she knew where I lived..LOL

Once I made sure she wasnt an axe murderer, I would invite her in for coffee..

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I would have invited you to my regular family Sunday dinners :) You would be in for a ton of laughs and some serious eatin!

[katsarecool]

If you knocked on my door I would offer you a cup of cafe con leche, Arroz con pollo, ensalada y pan.

[Turtle]

I'd say, "Hey Ms. Kastsarecool, come in out of the wind and rain and pull up a comfy spot on the couch. Would you like our new little kitty to warm up you lap and how 'bout a cup of tea....we are about to watch DEXTER!" :twitch:

[Tcountry]

if turtle knocked on my door....I'd say "get in here before you let the cat out...lol" ....then ask u to sit on the comfy couch & chat awhile :)

[Dominique]

You'd say MMMMMM, whats that smell?

or if you knew me...you'd say *Ah! I brought my own mug*

I'm roasting a batch of coffee beans.

[Gemme]

If you knocked on my door, I'd snatch you in super fast so no one let the a/c out and then we'd decide what to have for dinner and watch Ebon intensely whilst he cooks it for us because I like to watch him cook for me. :)

[princessbelle]

If Gemme knocked on my door ....

I'd be super excited and hug her cause i've wanted to for a long time. Then, i'd sit her down at the bar in the kitchen and fix us some coffee and chocolate....

then we would go shopping and squeallllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arwen]

If PrincessBelle knocked on my door, I'd move the Basenji and the Chiweenie off the couch. She could sit here watching Dexter with us while we wait on our pizza.

[Gemme]

If Arwen knocked on my door, I'd faint from the shock of her making it this far North without an oxygen mask on. :blink:

Love you!

[1PlayfulFemme]

If Gemme knocked on my door, I'd ask her if she had any allergies so the babies wouldn't kill her...if she said no...

I'd let her in and offer her some food/drinks and we'd talk about our Risk projects & prolly spend time with girl talk and getting to know more about each other :)

[Gemme]

If Gemme knocked on my door, I'd ask her if she had any allergies so the babies wouldn't kill her...if she said no...

I'd let her in and offer her some food/drinks and we'd talk about our Risk projects & prolly spend time with girl talk and getting to know more about each other :)

If Playful knocked on my door, I'd grab my purse and we'd go do that girl time! :)

<--not allergic

[UofMfan]

If Playful knocked on my door, I'd grab my purse and we'd go do that girl time! :)

<--not allergic

If Gemme knocked on my door today, I would be running frantically (in my head) trying to figure out where to get Circus Peanuts.

[The_Lady_Snow]

If UofMorocco showed up at my doorstep I'd have el café listo and wonder why she isnt hurrying up coming in!!

[Chancie]

If Snow and weatherboi showed up at my door,

I would hug them like crazy, cry a little, and

I would show them around my garden.

I would probably get dressed before

I took them out for a scrumptious breakfast.

:sushi:

[Arwen]

If Chancie showed up at my door, I would pull her inside before the Texas heat melted her away. Then I would haul out some Tarot cards and talk about the mathematical idea that if you shuffle more then seven times, you've undone the shuffling. :|

I have no idea what that means so then I'd take her down to our local farmers market to buy fresh food so we could make a meal together.

I would also talk her ear RIGHT off.

[UofMfan]

If Teh Arwen showed up at my door today, I would serve her some of Colombia´s finest coffee, then settle down for a wonderful card reading.

After that, I would take her around town and show her how people here are seeking and finding joy!

[cinnamongrrl]

my house is CLEAN ....cuz my mom was there while I was at the hospital and work :) Thanks Mom! <3

[The_Lady_Snow]

If you knocked on the front door today, the dogs would bark their heads off.

[tazz]

If you knocked on the front door today, the dogs would bark their heads off.

***same here... my dog would bark his head off...

[Lady Pamela]

***same here... my dog would bark his head off...

If you showed up at my door,
I would invite you in, give you a beverage of choice,
talk a lil bit and then

We would go a couple blocks away to a beautiful canyon with a gorious river and have lunch, before you took off again.

[SleepyButch]

If you showed up at my door,
I would invite you in, give you a beverage of choice,
talk a lil bit and then

We would go a couple blocks away to a beautiful canyon with a gorious river and have lunch, before you took off again.

If Lady Pamela knocked on my door today, I would first wonder how the heck she knew where I lived but at the same time, invite her in and tell her to make herself comfortable on the couch while I get us something to eat.

Once we got to know each other, I'd give you the five minute tour of OKC.

[girl_dee]

if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

[justkim]

If you knocked on my door the littles would make a crazy noise that sounds like a chirp kinda squeal... I would most certainly join them... I would hug you tight, fix us a pot of coffee and food... Yummy food! Then squeal some more...



if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

[girl_dee]

If you knocked at our door i would squeeze the bejeesus outta you

[SleepyButch]

If you knocked at my door, I'd grab the fishing gear and take you fishing.

[JAGG]

I would ask you if you came to wake me up. Then I would wrap my arms around you and never let you go.

[SleepyButch]

Provided you finally let me go after I came to your door...

If you came to my door, I'd invite you in... hug you of course ... and shoot the shit about life.

[Novelafemme]

If you knocked on my door I would gasp, cover my mouth, shut the door, re-open it, drag you in, hug the ever living snot out of you, and then proceed to cry.

And I am SUCH an ugly crier. ;)

[Kätzchen]

If... NovellaFemme happened to knock on my door right now....

I would very quietly open the door, tell her to be very, very, very quiet with my big beautiful blue eyes and whisper quietly that if she even thinks about crying or hugging me too tight, I will punish her by making her go straight to the bathroom to see if she put her panties on right!

Shhhhhhh! *LOL*

After all the quiet commotion at the door, I would quickly drag her into the house and we would go out into the kitchen and find something to eat and make a cup of hot chocolate (with Kahlua, of course, it IS the middle of the night). ;)

[Glenn]

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

[Daktari]

Probably clutch my imaginary pacemaker in shock that one of ya has made it over the pond.


Then I'd invite you in, entreat you to make yourself at home and park yer bum, then put a tea tray together. Crumpets or fig rolls?

[Nomad]

Probably clutch my imaginary pacemaker in shock that one of ya has made it over the pond.


Then I'd invite you in, entreat you to make yourself at home and park yer bum, then put a tea tray together. Crumpets or fig rolls?

(crumpets please)


if you knocked on my door today i'd settle you into the comfiest chair in the miniscule garden spot i've carved out for myself here in the middle of the urban desolation, where you could listen to the exceptional Cubano music that's coming over the fence from next door and sip the beverage of your choice. and i'd leave you to enjoy that peace. it was a long trip after all.

[JAGG]

if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

Considering showing up at Dee's just for the gumbo!!!!!!

[funkyfemme]

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

:| :| :| :| :|

[Dance-with-me]

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

[Nomad]

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

if YOU knocked on my door i'd sweep you into a hug, drag you in, settle you in the remaining empty bedroom, offer up my best fluffy towel and good smelling bath stuff, send you off to a relaxing hot tub, make you food, let you choose the music, gab with you until you were tired and send you off to bed. rinse and repeat every day after that until your home was your own again. (and i'd send in advance scouts to make sure you went home to a sparkly clean safe haven too!)

(((huggage)))

[Nomad]

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.



no disrespect meant to Glenn
this is anxiety producing. slightly triggering, if i'm honest. pun definitely not intended
just speaking for myself (and fighting off the urge to apologize for my feelings)

[jac]

If you knocked on my door today... you probably wouldn't get an answer cause I am not there... I am here with my Spritz. You can understand, right? ;)

[laruss]

I would totally understand as I would much rather be with my girl too.

If you knocked on my door today... you probably wouldn't get an answer cause I am not there... I am here with my Spritz. You can understand, right? ;)

[laruss]

Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.

Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.

You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.


I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

[Nomad]

Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.

Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.

You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.

if you knocked on my door i'd say "how'd you get through all that border patrol you dangerous Canadian?! did they frisk ya for contraband? demand your papers? fingerprints? shoe size? go over your car with a microscope? demand you submit to all manner of very personal probing? ask a lot of nonsensical questions? put a tracking anklet on you? hold your favorite shoes hostage to insure your return over the border?"

[Dance-with-me]

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

[thedivahrrrself]

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

[*Anya*]

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

If you showed up @ my door, first I would have to curtsy because, after all, you are the Queen of Awesomeness.

Then I would invite you in for your beverage of choice, have you sit and enjoy that brain and sense of humor of yours and would thoroughly enjoy my time with you.

Oh! I would also ask you how the hell you walk in those very high heels and ask if you would give me lessons like Miss Jay or Mr. Jay would on America's Next Top Model!

[Bèsame*]

I'd answer, and be thankful it was house cleaning day. You would smell the candles burning. I'd give you a house tour, especially to my fav room *wink*. That room explains so much about me. I'd offer you a drink and we would sit on the back porch and chat. Oh, turn on some music and perhaps, you would ask me to dance as the sun set.

http://crazy-frankenstein.com/free-wallpapers-files/romantic/romantic-dance-wallpapers/on-sunset-romantic-dance-wallpapers-1024x768.jpg

[JAGG]

I would give you your fav drink, and fire up the grill . We could catch up over dinner and just go where the night leads us. My steaks are pretty darn good, that has to be worth something. :sunglass:

[sis]

..... to my sanctuary. You're welcome to use whatever you find ..... I especially encourage you to sit outside on the balcony as the sun is setting ..... enjoying the view ..... listening to the frogs greeting the night. I'll join you with a basket of yarn for quiet conversation and :tea: . Make yourself at home!

[cinnamongrrl]

You'd find the house in some disarray...but it's because we happily found a lovely cabinet which will relieve some of our kitchen storage issues.... The drawers had to be taken out to get it into the house, it's sooo heavy..but very well made. I just have to get it cleaned up and throw it back together...(possibly paint it)...but today is a busy day, so my house will be in chaos till later...


I'm so grateful my guy has an eye for finds!!

[Aryon]

I'd have to make a pot of tea (which I don't drink so it might not be that good). Then I would wait for you to curtsey *grins* ... and no, the Queen won't be there.

[StrongButch]

Id ask you to cook me dinner! (lol)

[Rockinonahigh]

If you knocked on my door today you would find me working out,I would be all hot and sweaty..

[chai~]

If you knocked at my door today, I would be shiny from coconut smelling tanning oil, and bringing in sheets fresh off the line, {carefully making sure my oily arms and tummy don't mess up my clean sheets"!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/ashera1/ontop_zps6a8b9628.jpg

{don't we all look like this while doing laundry!!! lol}

[always2late]

I'd do what I should have done the first time you knocked....slam the door.

[Cailin]

if you knocked on my door, always2late, i'd probably stare and say.. "uhm.... hello?"

[NorCalStud]

I would see that you look and or sound like family and depending on who you are; we might see where energy would take us:clover:

[Bèsame*]

come and knock on my door...I've been waiting for you....

Lets go round back and listen to bad karaoke. Maybe we can sing along..

[~ocean]

hmm I'd prob ask "cool ~ where we going " ~ :)

[StrongButch]

I wouldnt answer!

[maryam]

I'd lead you through the kitchen, get you a drink on the way to the patio, hand you a paintbrush and a can of primer and point you at the furniture. If the conversation got awkward, I'd fire up the sander and attack the next piece until the awkwardness passed.

[TheMerryFairy]

I would smile, wraps my arms around you and then lead you to the fire where we could enjoy the rest of the weekend together - simply admiring what is around while in each others company, drinking wine, dancing and feeling comfort.

[Bèsame*]

Why hello...so nice of you to stop by and spend some time with me...I have Chinese food we could share. A comfy couch, and candles ready...I bet we loose electricity tonight. Mmmmm scarey stories? Hide and seek?

[chai~]

today, I would say, "I need to go vote but can we meet later for coffee and a chat?"

[deathbypoem]

I would share my awesome Turkey Chili with you! :hangloose:

[Candelion]

You would be just in time to sample my shortbread made in my thistle mould. Your choice of coffee, tea or hot chocolate. I then might recruit you to help me wrap and package the shortbread ready to be delivered to my friends.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l194/burnishedlips/7e6f8d05-2a99-4c84-ab45-7e02f3981d9a_zpsf2cb588c.png?t=1418514079

[ProfPacker]

you would see me getting ready to watch a movie.

[homoe]

I would invite you in, kill you with kindness, and feed you:linecook:

[MsTinkerbelly]

You would be invited inside to help us finish the Christmas tree and have a cup of hot chocolate.

[JDeere]

You would be invited in and have some alcoholic beverages and watch horror movies.

[MysticOceansFL]

You would be invited in for good company and food and we could play board games or watch moves on cable or DVDs that I have it would be your choice.

[cinnamongrrl]

ummm please don't! I haven't cleaned for days..... :blush:

[Blade]

You'd find me and Skippy piled up in the coma chair watching the Cowboys vs Redskins. Me in my sweats and aFreshly bathed Skippy in his let it snow shirt and his diaper.

[TruTexan]

I'd tell you to hurry and get your ass in here and shut the damn door. IT"S COLD OUTSIDE. LOL

ps. you'd find me in my sweats and t-shirt, cat curled up on couch above my head, and watching the Cowboys Vs Redskins game and smiling at the end of the 1st quarter into the 2nd. :)

[Bèsame*]

knock knock

Hi there! Can you help me bring some boxes downs the stairs...


Pleeease 😉

[Daniela]

I'd invite you in and promptly give you a wedgie. :cheesy:

[MysticOceansFL]

I'd invite you in for warm cozy atmosphere and food to eat and to play board games or to watch something good on tv, being it's raining outside.

[Queenie]

I would be rather pleased if you shown up at my door. As I have wanted to meet you for years. I would invite you in and make you an amazing cup of British black tea. I would also offer you dinner as it is dinner time now.

[Chicklette]

I'd respond with "hello there..." It would be late, the door would be slightly ajar and my form would be leaning against the frame. You'd look at me with a devilish grin, no words spoken. One hand lifting a bag obviously showing you brought take out. Hearing a gruff voice responding "Right back at ya" the door would swing open, welcoming you within. Hours later, cartons of take out empty. We'd be on the sofa fast asleep, having enjoyed an all night conversation fest.

The almighty question being, whose making the coffee in the morning.

[Kenna]

"You're just in time"
I'd hand you a full cooler and the leash to one of the pups...
"Hope you brought your sunscreen. We're headed to the beach!"

[A. Spectre]

My look of shock would quickly turn to a grin. As I grabbed my coat I would try to kick the skeletons back into the closet. Taking your arm and hustling you down the steps I would glance back over my shoulder hoping you don't hear the fingernails scratching on the inside of my front door. Coughing, "Now, I know this great little place just around the corner..."

[Hominid]

I'd usher you in, give you a hug, pick you up by your waist and set you on the kitchen counter while I make big mugs of tea and sammiches.

[MsTinkerbelly]

If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.:tea:

[Chad]

If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.:tea:

Lemon cake and good conversation? We will be right over
:)

[Daniela]

I'd be embarrassed because, like a bad poster, I didn't read the first page of this thread. So I accidentally gave Besame a wedgie (sorry Besame!!!!!). I thought I was opening the door to someone else. :blush:

So I'd let you put a dunce cap on my head and stick me in the corner of my house for a few minutes. After that you could raid my fridge and try on my clothes (only if you wanted to). :D

[Chad]

I did not read the first post containing instructions either but I still want lemon cake and good conversations.

[JDeere]

If you knocked on my door, you would be greeted by two terrorists, I mean terriers and some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or brownies!

[CherryWine]

I would invite you to join me for happy hour at a restaurant on the reservoir. Then I'd buy us both a cold drink and get to know you while we sat on the patio listening to music and watching the colorful sails on the water.

[Gaige]

my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.

[CherryWine]

my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.

Gee, thanks. Lol

[clay]

If Daniela knocked on our door, we would greet her, invite her in, and be certain to serve FRESH creamer for her coffee! Chuckling.....

[MysticOceansFL]

Depends who knocks on my door, I only let a select few in.

[MsTinkerbelly]

If Clay and his lady knocked at my door...

I'd be so happy to meet clay i'd probably hug and hug him sooooooo hard i would have to stop so he could breathe! Lol

Then i would spoil them, and cook for them, and then we'd talk all night!

[Blade]

you would find me curled up in bed with a box of tissues, sneezing, sniffling and napping. Between all that I'm flipping channels between everything NASCAR, and NCAA softball and NCAA baseball.

[homoe]

Well IF it were a femme knocking, I'd invite her in, offer her a cold drink and engage in interesting conversation hopefully!

[Tierney]

I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.

[cookie-face]

I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.

Can I have soft-serve?!

[Tierney]

Can I have soft-serve?!


Soft serve is the :koolaid:. True dat.

[Bèsame*]

come on round back...help with the fire in the fire pit. Let's sit and talk the night away...

[cinnamongrrl]

It's a bit chaotic right now...but I'm getting stuff done. And my mama always says.. it gets worse before it gets better...

I did make lunch though...so I'd happily feed you!

[homoe]

I'm fixing to declutter cupboards in the kitchen so if you knock I'm gonna prolly hollar "come in" and once you get in, gonna put you to work helping...LOL

[Talon]

I wouldn't answer...nothing personal.

[Blade]

You'd find 2 tired puppies kicked back in the recliners chilling

[Kobi]

You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.

[TruTexan]

You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.


If you knocked on my door today, you'd find my hair in a mess and me wearing shorts and t-shirt still sitting on my couch doing nothing. Sorry no pizza especially with anchovies.......yuck
and what the hell is a frappachino anyways?



I followed directions from the 1st post.

[MsTinkerbelly]

If trutexan knocked on my door, i would expect your hair to be at least brushed, and I'd invite you in for some conversation.:rrose:

[WildHorses]

If you knocked on my door I would tell you
how much I have missed you Mom.

And Grandma, same to you!

[Bèsame*]

Hello wild! We should do lunch;)

[Daniela]

Hello wild! We should do lunch;)

Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/b1/9a/c2b19aac2ef2bd159a1bb0fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

[TruTexan]

Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/b1/9a/c2b19aac2ef2bd159a1bb0fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

If Daniela knocked on my door today I'd be asking her where my fruit is since I can't have cake.

[Daniela]

If Daniela knocked on my door today I'd be asking her where my fruit is since I can't have cake.

I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy! :)

http://savorysweetlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fruitsalad2.jpg

[TruTexan]

I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy! :)

http://savorysweetlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fruitsalad2.jpg

If you brought that to my door, I'd hug you and squeeze you and call you George........lol.......

[Bèsame*]

Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/b1/9a/c2b19aac2ef2bd159a1bb0fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

Your just too sweet! Thank you Daniela! Your internet culinary skills won't get chopped!

[afemmenatalie]

If you knocked on my door today (or any other day, for that matter),
you would be standing there a long long time! :D

If you rang the bell, you would also be standing there a long time, til you decided to turn yourself around...and leave.

(But, if you called first, you may actually see the door open!)

[Orema]

If you knocked on my door this morning I'd invite you to sit outside with me over a pitcher of iced ginger tea while I do some work in my garden.

[homoe]

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you in, ask if you wanted a cold drink or something to nibble on, and then want to have a discussion on the republican candidates who are without a doubt the most entertaining ones I've seen in awhile!

[Degotoga]

I'd invite you in, offer you something to drink and a place to sit, then I'd make you my guinea pig since I'm in the midst of making kale chips and energy bites. That's what you get for showing up unannounced! Ok, so that's what you'd get even if I knew you were coming for a visit. What can I say? I got stuff to do! :p

[fever]

If you knocked on my door today, you would possibly run away screaming! The two youngest grandkids 1.5 and 6 are over today, and talk about terrible twos! I might just leave you with them and go swimming. haha nah, I love them, I am just glad they have gone home now.:jester:

[homoe]

If you knocked on my door today, you would possibly run away screaming! The two youngest grandkids 1.5 and 6 are over today, and talk about terrible twos! I might just leave you with them and go swimming. haha nah, I love them, I am just glad they have gone home now.:jester:

:blink::blink::blink:

[MsTinkerbelly]

You are supposed to say what you would do if the person in the prior post showed up at your door. Soooooooo

If Homoe showed up at my door, Kasey and I would fix sticky rice and we would laugh and talk all night.

[TruTexan]

IF MsTinkerbelly knocked on my door today, I'd invite you in for coffee, snack, and conversation.

[homoe]

WOW I completely didn't realize it was the person showing up who posted previously..BUT there is nobody I'd rather talk politics than with Orema so it turned out perfect after all!

[Shystonefem]

If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

[homoe]

If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

If shystonefemme knocked on my door, I'd whisk us off to Ptown so fast it'd make her head swim!

[Orema]

homoe, if you knocked on my door today I'd invite you inside, offer you a seat, a cool drink, and would want to discuss Jill Ellen Stien (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_Stein) who formally announced her candidacy for the Green Party's 2016 presidential nomination in June 2015.

Thanks for setting us straight, MsTinkerbelly.

[Bèsame*]

Hello Orema,
Not in the know to talk politics, so we would enjoy that coffee cake from Trader Joe's! Talk about the places we've been and the art of flirting ;)

[Gemme]

Besame, if you knocked on my door this morning I'd wonder how you got through the security gate. But then I'd invite you in and show you my smorgasbord of crafty goodness and I imagine I could learn something new from you. Who doesn't love Sunday crafting?

[*Anya*]

If Gemme knocked on my door, even though as a rule, I don't like when people just show up without calling first;

I have always wanted to meet Gemme in person and would warmly welcome her.

I would let her know how much I enjoy her thoughtful posts and her clearly great brain.

We would then go to the beach and enjoy the sun and good conversation.

My girl-friend would stay home and make dinner for us because she is the chef in our family!

[Gemme]

If Anya knocked on my door, I'd wonder who in the Hell is giving out my security code but after that thought, I'd be glad she was here.

Since we would have already seen the West coast beach scene earlier, I would drag her to the East coast beaches. There's one I heard word about from one of my favorite customers that is relatively unmarred by human contact. Nearly white sand and seagulls and cool breezes galore. We'd picnic during the day and feast at one of the beachside restaurants at the end of our day. Then we'd compare notes on traffic snafus as we try to get the Hell out of the parking lot, which will be a lot more difficult than it sounds.

:blink:

[homoe]

If Gemme knocked on my door I'd be sad I didn't have any crafts to show her BUT I'd invite her in and grill her about places in Silverdale and Poulsobo then pick her brains about movies she's seen! After that I'd take her to lunch at a place of her choosing and then after that hopefully we could take in a movie together:popcorn:

[Gemme]

If homoe knocked on my door, we'd continue the discussion on movies and eating locales in the PNW. One of my favorite bistros has closed, so I'm interested in finding out if something opened up in it's place. Then we'd go to some of the touted places around here, although honestly, nothing compares to the PNW seafood. If it's a Tuesday, my local movie theatre has a silver screen showing and for $2 you get admission plus a mini drink and a mini popcorn. It's a good time!

[Miss_J]

Hmmm if Gemme knocked on my door I'd wonder wth she was doing in MI then, knowing her love of crafting I would usher her into the crafting room for a fun filled day of creating, offering food and beverage of course and getting to know her.

[C0LLETTE]

If Miss J knocked on this door, I'd apologise for the condition of this motel room but explain that this was all I could find for $15 a night .

[Bèsame*]

yeehaw! You made it to Texas!...lets go for a ride to the coast. Ummm...btw...I'm not a very driver.

[C0LLETTE]

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd explain we were now in Canada and the only coasts around here are 3000 miles to the west of us, 1000 miles to the east and about 1000 miles north and freezing up fast.
As for driving, good passengers are a lot harder to find than good drivers.

[Gemme]

If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry.

[uglyboi]

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver." :)

[homoe]

If Uglyboi knocked on my door I'd know I'd be in for a few good laughs! Such a wicked sense of humor!

[Chad]

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

[homoe]

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

[Chad]

Oh yes homoe knock on my door! I am a Texan and known for my bbq specifically brisket. You would be well fed. Fyi, I met my love right here on BFP. My advice is to talk to everyone until the right one becomes obvious.


And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

[homoe]

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

[Chad]

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Haha! What a gracious host you are. I would definitely bring you a plate of Texas BBQ.

:cowboy:

[homoe]

I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post:praying:

[easygoingfemme]

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

[Gemme]

If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd make sure she had good walking shoes on and then I'd drag her to either here (http://kingrichardsfaire.net/) or here (http://waterfire.org/schedule/2016-waterfire-providence-event-schedule/), depending on the date. I think we'd have a good time at either!

[Stone-Butch]

If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

[Sweet Bliss]

If Stone Butch knocked on my door today, I would invite him in and treat him to fresh homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk.

Then we would chat and later go to the beach and watch peeps enjoying the water.

Then we would have dinner at a great local spot and sing kareoke!!!

:byebye:

[Stone-Butch]

If Sweet Bliss knocked on my door I would invite her in and offer a hot or cold beverage. We would chat. We would go to the park overlooking the lake and watch the sailboats and feed the squirrels. We would then go out to a nice dinner, choice of her palate.

[legally_b10nde]

If Stone Butch knocked on my door, I'd check him out through peep hole on my door. I'd give him a welcoming hug, guessing cologne his wearing then politely invite him and tell him to make himself comfortable.

[easygoingfemme]

Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return.

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here (http://stormking.org/) or here (http://www.opus40.org/) or here (http://www.adirondackextreme.com/)

If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

[homoe]

If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

[Gemme]

If homoe knocked on my door, I'd remind him that it's not nice to inquire about a lady's underoos (although she clearly has at least 18).

Then, I'd drag him here (http://www.cablecarcinema.com/).

[homoe]

IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen:movieguy:

[FireSignFemme]

If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

[homoe]

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

[Bèsame*]

If Homo, came a knocking....we would take a stroll to downtown, chatting all along the way. Heading to the best antique stores where we could reminisce about our past and how we remember the things we saw. Maybe it will be on a Thursday for a grand throwback!

[homoe]

IF Bèsame knocked on my door I'd invite her in and we'd make a list of all the places we'd go to buy the best greeting cards. After shopping, I'd spring for lunch and perhaps we'd do a bit more shopping after fortifying ourselves.

[Blade]

A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game.

[FireSignFemme]

If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

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[Orema]

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave.

Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.

[Gemme]

If Orema knocked on my door today that would be great, because the house is actually 'company' clean right now. I'd ask her beverage preference, turn on some music because I like background noise and the TV would be rude unless we're watching the show, then sit down for some interesting and stimulating conversation. I think she'd like my Christmas tree, so I might light that up while she's here too.

[deeds]

If Gemme knocked on my door today..First my face would be like this :|..Then i would know I was seeing an ..:angel:

[Brisa]

lolol



If you knocked on my door I'd say from behind it...' who's there'????

[deeds]

lolol



If you knocked on my door I'd say from behind it...' who's there'????
I'd say to you..The big bad wolf...

[Orema]

I'd say to you..The big bad wolf...


If deeds (aka the big bad wolf) knocked on my door today I'd invite you in to help (or watch) us plant some vegetables and flowers in container pots, and relax in the sun with a cool drink.

[MsTinkerbelly]

If Orema knocked on my door today....

I would invite you both in for a BBQ and some card games!

[homoe]

If MsTinkerbell knocked on my door today..I'd holler' come on in the door's open"!

I'd tell her to plop herself down in a easy chair and take a load off.

I'd fix her a good hearty lunch and then offer to accompany her back to her place and help pack a few boxes :eatinghersheybar:

[Kätzchen]

If homoe knocked on my door, late this afternoon, I'd smile and invite hir in ..... we'd probably visit for a spell, but before too long. ..... I'd offer up the idea to go see if we could catch a movie , over on the west side of town, then go out to a nearby favorite bar & grill for eats and treats. : )

[girl_dee]

If homoe knocked on my door, late this afternoon, I'd smile and invite hir in ..... we'd probably visit for a spell, but before too long. ..... I'd offer up the idea to go see if we could catch a movie , over on the west side of town, then go out to a nearby favorite bar & grill for eats and treats. : )

If Katzchen knocked on my door i would tell my pup to stop sniffing her feet and offer her up some coffee before i asked where she got those awesome shades..

[MsTinkerbelly]

If girl dee knocked on my door, I would pull her inside for a big hug, talk to her for hours, and we would make some really good food to share.

[Kätzchen]

If girl dee happened to come by, too, I'd simply just hug her and ask if she brought her dog with her! I'd offer her a nice tall glass of sun fruit tea and see if I had any puppy treats for her pup!

I'd even show you all my shades and let you try them on! :)

And, if ms tinkerbelly happened to come by, we'd be playing a few games of cards! We'll have to have something cool to drink too.


And I always keep cookies here at home.
I just bought some lovely fresh baked macaroons.

[homoe]

If girl dee happened to come by, too, I'd simply just hug her and ask if she brought her dog with her! I'd offer her a nice tall glass of sun fruit tea and see if I had any puppy treats for her pup!

I'd even show you all my shades and let you try them on! :)

And, if ms tinkerbelly happened to come by, we'd be playing a few games of cards! We'll have to have something cool to drink too.


And I always keep cookies here at home.
I just bought some lovely fresh baked macaroons.

If katzchen knocked on my door I'd invite her in and offer her a cold or hot drink. Then I'd proceed to tell her all about Allport Cards in her neck of the woods! I'd go on and on and on till she prolly make some excuse for a fast exit....:giggle:

[easygoingfemme]

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would head right out on a tour of off beat alternative-indie movie theaters we have here, including, the drive-in options. Then we would probably go seek the best pad thai available.

[homoe]

If Easygoingfemme knocked on my door I'd invite her in and grill her all about her exercise regiment at work!

I'd ask her how many times she'd really beaten that elevator running up those stairs and had she ever fallen and skinned up her knees.:blink:

[girl_dee]

If Easygoingfemme knocked on my door I'd invite her in and grill her all about her exercise regiment at work!

I'd ask her how many times she'd really beaten that elevator running up those stairs and had she ever fallen and skinned up her knees.:blink:

if Moe knocked on my door i would have to ask to be told of stories of the PNW and ferry rides ........

[easygoingfemme]

if Moe knocked on my door i would have to ask to be told of stories of the PNW and ferry rides ........

If Dee knocked on my door there would be gleeful hugging first and foremost. Then I'd examine her new tattoo. Then we would probably grab the dog and head out into the woods for a walk and talk a whole bunch.

[girl_dee]

If Dee knocked on my door there would be gleeful hugging first and foremost. Then I'd examine her new tattoo. Then we would probably grab the dog and head out into the woods for a walk and talk a whole bunch.

if Easygoing knocked on my door i would take her in the back by the stream and bring a good, crisp, apple to share.

[Stone-Butch]

If moe knocked on my door I would say come on in , offer a cool or hot drink and ask "ok what can I cook you"? Steaks sound good to me with a salad eh.

[Martina]

Well, I am in the hospital, but if I were home, I'd offer SB some tea and watch the Royal Ascot with her. The Queen is looking fine in Robin's egg blue today. When the races were over, maybe some traditional country music.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Well, I am in the hospital, but if I were home, I'd offer SB some tea and watch the Royal Ascot with her. The Queen is looking fine in Robin's egg blue today. When the races were over, maybe some traditional country music.

I would love to talk with Martina, so if she knocked on my door today....

We would prepare a meal and sit in the lovely air conditioning, all the while discussing how our lives have changed as we have matured like fine wine.(f)

[Kosmo]

Apologies to MsTinkerbelly and Penelope (my girlfriend, partner, et al), but this happened today. You come knocking today and you will find me in boxers and a sleeveless T. Not a pretty siight.

[Kätzchen]

I would love to talk with Martina, so if she knocked on my door today....

We would prepare a meal and sit in the lovely air conditioning, all the while discussing how our lives have changed as we have matured like fine wine.(f)

If Ms Tinkerbelly knocked on my door today, I'd invite her in for refreshments and ask if she'd like some ice cream or any other treats I might have on hand, then I'd ask her to come sit a spell out on my patio, where I'd inquire how her moving adventures have played out recently, we might even talk about her long time interests in marriage equality too....:rrose:

[Penelope]

True story...but he was still handsome. :cool:

Apologies to MsTinkerbelly and Penelope (my girlfriend, partner, et al), but this happened today. You come knocking today and you will find me in boxers and a sleeveless T. Not a pretty sight.

[Kätzchen]

Apologies to MsTinkerbelly and Penelope (my girlfriend, partner, et al), but this happened today. You come knocking today and you will find me in boxers and a sleeveless T. Not a pretty siight.

If Kosmo and Penelope stopped by today, I'd offer them cool refreshments and treats and find out about their lives and the little known things one might not know about, in the land of the Buckeyes. :rrose:

[homoe]

If Kosmo and Penelope stopped by today, I'd offer them cool refreshments and treats and find out about their lives and the little known things one might not know about, in the land of the Buckeyes. :rrose:

If Katzchen knocked on my door I'd quickly usher her in, pop up a HUGE batch of homemade popcorn, then sit her down to watch some fantastic movies she's never seen :movieguy:

[Kätzchen]

If Katzchen knocked on my door I'd quickly usher her in, pop up a HUGE batch of homemade popcorn, then sit her down to watch some fantastic movies she's never seen :movieguy:

I'd love that, homoe!! :)

If homoe came by to visit me today, I'd first find out how long she'd be in town for. Then I'd find out if she was hungry or thirsty and if so, I'd get her something to drink or even snack on. If she was in town for long, I'd splurge and ask if she'd escort us to a movie and afterwards go have an amazing supper at any place we could afford to eat (McMenamin's would be the place I'd suggest since there are several that are fun to visit, and are great places to get awesome food).

[girl_dee]

I'd love that, homoe!! :)

If homoe came by to visit me today, I'd first find out how long she'd be in town for. Then I'd find out if she was hungry or thirsty and if so, I'd get her something to drink or even snack on. If she was in town for long, I'd splurge and ask if she'd escort us to a movie and afterwards go have an amazing supper at any place we could afford to eat (McMenamin's would be the place I'd suggest since there are several that are fun to visit, and are great places to get awesome food).



If Katzchen knocked on my door i would ask her to take me for a drive in that Bentley parked out in my driveway!

[Kätzchen]

If Katzchen knocked on my door i would ask her to take me for a drive in that Bentley parked out in my driveway!


We all have dreams.... you're so incredibly sweet and sensitive, Dee! :rrose:

If Dee were to drop by my house today, I'd give her a tour of my very small home life, show her my wall of fame (cards and pictures of family and friends), tell her about interesting facts about each person, then take us out to the patio to visit with her puppy (I assume her puppy came by too) and we'd kick back and have a little chat about anything she wants to talk about.

Bonus: I know you like coffee, Dee.... so I would make you a cup of coffee like you've never had before. You'll love it, because I keep a private stash or two of decadent coffee to brew for visitors who like coffee. :)

[girl_dee]

We all have dreams.... you're so incredibly sweet and sensitive, Dee! :rrose:

If Dee were to drop by my house today, I'd give her a tour of my very small home life, show her my wall of fame (cards and pictures of family and friends), tell her about interesting facts about each person, then take us out to the patio to visit with her puppy (I assume her puppy came by too) and we'd kick back and have a little chat about anything she wants to talk about.

Bonus: I know you like coffee, Dee.... so I would make you a cup of coffee like you've never had before. You'll love it, because I keep a private stash or two of decadent coffee to brew for visitors who like coffee. :)

Oh and if Katzchen knocked on my door i would ask her if she knows how to figure out butches...........

[Kätzchen]

Oh and if Katzchen knocked on my door i would ask her if she knows how to figure out butches...........

Sweetest darling Dee, I have no exact method of knowing anything like that at all. EXCEPT.... :giggle: ..... I vote for lots of informational interviews, otherwise known as "Talk Dates." ;)

One can not possibly err on the wrong side of much if we take the time to hold space for learning as much as we possibly can.

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