If I were a fairie I would....

[Soft*Silver]

still want to drive a fast car....

[nycfem]

A poem I wrote in my diary in high school:

If
If I was a different person
would my sexuality flow through me
like a rainbow
instead of so much sludge?
If I had a guardian angel
would I walk around with shiny hair
and matching clothing?
If I was a fairy
would my body be small
and know how to dance?

[Soft*Silver]

if I was a fairy I would still hate to dance, would still be happy and fat and would still have silver hair and a bit more fairy lust I suppose...

[Soft*Silver]

if I were a fairy I would be able to wear that rocking stilleto heels because I wouldnt need to walk in them

I would have to wear more deoderant because my pit muscles would work harder than they do now

and

I would bite big chunks out of your strawberries and wipe my sticky chin all over your tie...

well I would do that even if I wasnt a fairie....

[Soft*Silver]

if I were a fariie, I would wear patton (sp?) leather shoes anyway and regardless and because of....

[Soft*Silver]

If I were a fairie I would probably not watch much tv....but I say this now....

[Soft*Silver]

I would not eat spagetti, especially in flight. Fairies of my kind would want to have neat hair...

[Soft*Silver]

if I were a fairie, do you think I would have to floss my teeth more and brush them oftener, for the same reasons you do a car on the freeway?

[Venus007]

If I were a faerie I would find people speaking loudly on cellphones in restaurants and when they opened their mouth to take a breath I would hurl a grape nut into their tonsils and make them cough uncontrollably. If they were truly egregious I would turn them into a braying donkey temporarily.

[rockybcn]

If I were a fairy....I would visit every child in their dreams that has been traumatized emotionally and renew them. Their spirit would know laughter, joy, love and innocense.

[Soft*Silver]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/michellehwk/art/strawberryfairy.jpg



I would bite big chunks out of your strawberries and wipe my sticky chin all over your tie...

well I would do that even if I wasnt a fairie....

[The_Lady_Snow]

If I was a fairie, I would whisk over and kiss the Worm's temple a thousand times and whisper to him as he fell asleep.

I would whisk and sit on the edge of my parent's bed and watch them sleep like I did when I was lil.

I would skip from snowflake to snowflake during each winter's snowfall.

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[ravfem]

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[Soft*Silver]

if I was a fairie, I would bounce on your bed until your eyes opened up and then I would suck on your big toe to say hello.....

[Glenn]

I would have just floated that damn hospital bed with the motor up two flights and a turn today, instead of yelling {{{{{{{{Holy Mother F***}}}}}}}}!!!

[Isadora]

I already am.

[Gemme]

If I were a fairie, I wouldn't have to worry about having too little space on airline flights, now would I? :eyebat:

[Pixie]

.....I wouldn't be me!!! :D

[ravfem]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4106/4996176219_cd069e1167.jpg

[Leigh]

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr102/watersprite1976/gothboy.jpg

[Deborah*]

Grant myself my wishes and have my dreams come true.

Deborah

[Tuff Stuff]

If I was one of those things,i'd probably stay in the forest 24/7,smell wild flowers,eat mushrooms and, stay high on life.

:flowers: