What if....

[StillettoDoll]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

[Spirit Dancer]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

A housekeeper so I could spend more time making memories:moonstars:

[pajama]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary


Masseuse!

I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself.

Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you.

Neat thread Doll.
Thanks,
A

[Blaze]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

#6 all of the above! Jus say'in

[Laerkin]

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

[StillettoDoll]

I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.:laundryday:

[Cowboi]

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

[dixie]

I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me... :(

[pajama]

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

Blasphemy!

[StillettoDoll]

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

Ha Ha Too funny Cowboi!:giggle:

[Hack]

omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.

[Corkey]

Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.

[waxnrope]

Blasphemy!

Right? More than shoes? :rofl:

[Soft*Silver]

none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)

[iamkeri1]

If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)

But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up.



The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.

The rubber liner is coming out of the green house window
the cupboards need to be painted/refinished
I need some new cupboards hung.
The counter tops don't match - could you fix that up please?


My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks.
There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek!
I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room.
Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too.
...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please?
Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing.

Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom.

Thanks for the dream spinning.
Smooches,
Keri

[pajama]

Right? More than shoes? :rofl:

I was thinking Starbucks. :| LOL

[Blade]

masseuse please

[Isadora]

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

[cara]

Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment. :)

:stillheart:

[Diva]

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough. :eyebat:

[Gemme]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

It was a toss up between the housekeeper and the masseuse, but I can buy a bottle of cleaner for a couple of bucks. Massages are expensive! :sunglass:

[waxnrope]

I was thinking Starbucks. :| LOL

Oy. There's no red face smilie. Thank goodness, it was said about a friend :|

[Niceguy]

Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook! :eating:

[Random]

Housekeeper.. Hands down win...

That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of...

sigh..

[Glenn]

[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No
2. chauffeur-YES
3. housekeeper-No
4. masseuse-No
5. personal secretary-No

[MysticOceansFL]

Massuses is what I picked

[AtLast]

Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

[torchiegirl]

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

*coverin' my mouth :| ..... that's just plain crazy talk!

[little man]

i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?

[Sachita]

omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!

But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way.

hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.

[StillettoDoll]

:cracked:It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough. :eyebat:




LOL gosh was thinking the same thing:cracked:

[chefhmboyrd]

masseuse.............

[Rockinonahigh]

I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

[Jude]

Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?

[CrankyOldGuy]

since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur :blink:...housekeeper gets my vote.

[princessbelle]

I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....

I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol

I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up.

I love to drive, just check my speeding record.

I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much.

So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued.

A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty :)

[Jude]

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.
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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?

[KayCee]

Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...:giggle:

[TickledPink]

Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

[Lynn]

I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. :)

[Pixie]

I picked cook....cause well I like to do all those things and....well at least the cook I could learn and then do!!!

[EnderD_503]

Masseuse, for sure.

[torchiegirl]

masseuse, definitely.

[UofMfan]

I already have a maid and massage services that are cheap enough, so no need.

Now a personal secretary, that is what I would want, as I have been considering one as of late ;)

[Ryobi]

I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,

My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary.

Just one time.

[Strappie]

masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*

[Pixie]

masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*


Giggle ABSOLUTELY!!! I totally followed you in here to make a sassy comment...but there ya go! :D

[Waldo]

Personal secretary. Without a doubt.

I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine.

[StillettoDoll]

I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,

My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary.

Just one time.

I really like this comment:eyebat:

[Just_G]

As much manual labor as I do, and as much tension that I have in my world....a massuese would be fanfuckingtastic!!

What time are you sending her over?

[chefhottie25]

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

a housekeeper for sure...i can be a messy boi. i would also like her to wear one of those little french maid outfits.

[Strappie]

Giggle ABSOLUTELY!!! I totally followed you in here to make a sassy comment...but there ya go! :D

Waitin for the sassy comment.. lol

[SassyLeo]

Personal secretary. Without a doubt.

I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine.

New appreciation for us, huh :D

My boss(es) say the same thing when I am on vacation.

I come back to all of them freaking out about stuff they don't know how to do, how to fix, change, move, schedule, etc.

[Queerasfck]

Sex slave. Definitely.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Sex slave. Definitely.

Heh...

Heh...

[Apocalipstic]

Massages please!

[Cowboi]

I am wondering when that housekeeper is gonna show up...........

[Talon]

Yeah...definitely the masseuse...:rollcat:

[JoSchmooze]

May I have one of each please?

:cowboy:

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Oooh! …Ummm… It’s a toss up between a sexy, handsome Butch Masseuse with sensually strong, yet, gentle hands to massage my body and a sexy, handsome Butch Housekeeper with strong arms and a gorgeous bum to tend to the household chores….. Not that I’d be perving or anything salacious….. much! :drool: LOL!

Can I have both or one that'll do both jobs? ;) LOL!

[Talon]

Oooh! …Ummm… It’s a toss up between a sexy, handsome Butch Masseuse with sensually strong, yet, gentle hands to massage my body and a sexy, handsome Butch Housekeeper with strong arms and a gorgeous bum to tend to the household chores….. Not that I’d be perving or anything salacious….. much! :drool: LOL!

Can I have both or one that'll do both jobs? ;) LOL!


Yowza QK....don't hurt yourself, now..lol...:flyaway:

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Yowza QK....don't hurt yourself, now..lol...:flyaway:

ROFL! I'll make sure to do my warm up exercises before hand and a little Yoga after... ;)

[Tuff Stuff]

Personal secretary...she needs to take notes,you can't learn this stuff in school...

[imperfect_cupcake]

Housekeeper. And I will get one as soon as I graduate and start working. Two hours every other weeks is more than enough for someone to scrub down a small apartment with no children and no dogs. That's only $100 a month put towards my life being so much easier. Worth it!!!

Then chauffeur. Hate driving. Would go way more places if I had a car and someone to drive it.

And I get free massages all the time from other massage therapists. And I'm a great cook.

I'd like esthetician free services for a year, thanks. Hands, feet, waxing and eyelash extensions.

So there we are.
Housecleaner, driver and beautician.

Thanks muchly, my birthday is in June.

[imperfect_cupcake]

And I just saw an earlier comment that I'll agree with..

Butch services. I'd like a dominant Butch top to come over once a week for two hours. Thanks :D

[Shystonefem]

Personal secretary, hands down

[Tuff Stuff]

I need a professional masseuse..with strong hands.
Top :greendollar: paid.


(The wife loves her nails)

[Deborah*]

Good cook.
I love eating healthy meals. The issue is I don't have the time in the day to cook the recipes I'd like to. A good cook could cook everything from scratch for me.

Deborah

[cathexis]

Agree with Butch services. A driver with own Rolls. Another for scenes on the spur of the moment who is proficient with a flogger. A butler primarily for dressing and wardrobe.

Oh, what a wonderful fantasy!