Bring on the Cheese.....

[little_ms_sunshyne]

What is the Cheesiest Pick-Up line you have ever heard????? or Maybe a cheesy joke? They always make me smile :)


Pick-Up Line: "Are you wearing space pants...cause yo' A$$ looks out of this world!"


Joke: What type of bees make milk? BOO-BEES :)

[Miss Scarlett]

I was asked this about 20 minutes into a first date: "Your bed or mine?"

That brought the evening to an immediate conclusion and there was NO second date.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I bet. It gets old!

[Legendryder]

There is the ever popular......"You must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day."

No, I have never used it. I am a non cheese kinda guy.

[Kobi]

"Lets have breakfast....should I call you or nudge you?"

[CeriseNin]

Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

and people think this works...which only means that someone has fallen for it before. LOVE IT! Cracks me up!

[Strappie]

When someone asks you while in a hug and they think you smell good and they say.... Wow you smell good, What are you wearing. They respond with "you later."

[Tucker]

"Man, your legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves."

Needless to say, I walked away.

[kookybroad]

I am a natural blond and I get "can I see if you are a true blond all over"? Yep, that is not a way to win this gals heart, lol.

[deb_U_taunt]

worst ever: wanna come to my house and play checkers? I jump you, you jump me?:passinggas: