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Ravin
11-08-2010, 06:29 PM
Don't you hate it when you are in a relationship and they end it through an Email??

sweetfemme247
11-08-2010, 06:37 PM
Yes that has happen to me before I called it being a coward

katsarecool
11-08-2010, 06:42 PM
I do. It is immature and is a totally inappropriate way to end a relationship! People all people deserve consideration and respect especially in these intimate matters.

little_ms_sunshyne
11-08-2010, 06:49 PM
SORRY :( That is the worst!! I would rather have someone tell me its over. Email seems unresolved. BLAH!


This only means one thing...You can definitely do better!

Femnator
11-08-2010, 06:56 PM
One Word! Immature ..

The_Lady_Snow
11-08-2010, 07:03 PM
Yikes, never had it happen.

I guess they thought they couldn't do it face to face?

Maybe they were worried about the reaction and did not want to deal with the drama?

Maybe they can't handle confrontation?

Maybe it's long distance and they can't see you face to face?

At least you got a notification it was over..


I don't know, sorry this happened to ya'll.

Strappie
11-08-2010, 07:11 PM
Yikes... however, In my case I think that would of been way better than what happened to me. I guess we need to really be sure who we are dealing with.

sweetfemme247
11-08-2010, 07:11 PM
Yikes... however, In my case I think that would of been way better than what happened to me. I guess we need to really be sure who we are dealing with.



You will find someone who is worth your time, they didnt deserve you

Femnator
11-08-2010, 07:19 PM
Yikes... however, In my case I think that would of been way better than what happened to me. I guess we need to really be sure who we are dealing with.






Does One Ever Really Know Who The Other One Is.. I Don't Think So,
A Lot Of People Wear So Many Masks, It's Sad and VERY Scary..

Strappie
11-08-2010, 07:20 PM
Does One Ever Really Know Who The Other One Is.. I Don't Think So,
A Lot Of People Wear So Many Masks, It's Sad and VERY Scary..

You are so correct on that.

Mister Bent
11-08-2010, 07:32 PM
From the title I thought this would be the place to post how I hate it when I get non-consensual umbrella in the ass on the subway.

I didn't realize it was the sour grapes thread.

Gemme
11-08-2010, 07:57 PM
Don't you hate it when you have a craving but you're too damn lazy to go get what it is you want?

:blink:

Mister Bent
11-08-2010, 08:00 PM
Don't you hate it when you have a craving but you're too damn lazy to go get what it is you want?

:blink:

Or you live 25 miles from the nearest town and couldn't easily go get it even if you had the inclination?

AtLast
11-08-2010, 08:03 PM
Don't YOU Hate It When??

You can't think of a word? What is it called when someone joins a site just because they want to put the "real" membership down? And they are misrepresenting that they are actually part of the group/community the site represents. I keep thinking.. "mole," or a "plant" (watching too many crime shows), but that isn't it!

Mister Bent
11-08-2010, 08:04 PM
rhymes with mole

...troll!

Scorp
11-08-2010, 08:07 PM
People just like hearing themselves talk. Bottom line is they're talking out of their assholes....

So do me a favor and shut the fuck up already....

Gemme
11-08-2010, 08:13 PM
Don't you hate it when you close your eyes and make a wish over and over again and you've been really good and your fairy godmother still bails on you?

Scorp
11-08-2010, 08:26 PM
Gemme, Oh dear one...

What I posted was not directed to anyone in this thread...

Just reading certain crap and felt the need to post in here...Ya know?

Now back to our regularly scheduled "talking out of assholes" chat :jester: ;)

little_ms_sunshyne
11-08-2010, 08:33 PM
Dont you hate it when the person in front of you has an insane cameltoe and even though all you want to do is look away you just cant cause it is so scary and out there? Ummmm ya!

The_Lady_Snow
11-08-2010, 08:35 PM
Dont you hate when T.O. does his lilddance with Ochocinco?

Jess
11-08-2010, 08:42 PM
I always supported the email break up idea as a part of the larger Save the Homing Pigeon campaign.

I like birds.

Gemme
11-08-2010, 08:42 PM
Gemme, Oh dear one...

What I posted was not directed to anyone in this thread...

Just reading certain crap and felt the need to post in here...Ya know?

Now back to our regularly scheduled "talking out of assholes" chat :jester: ;)

Oh, I knew that, silly!

I was just having fun with it.

*grin*

Dont you hate it when the person in front of you has an insane cameltoe and even though all you want to do is look away you just cant cause it is so scary and out there? Ummmm ya!

I can't HELP IT! One of my workout pants just does it.

*cry*



Don't you just hate it when you go round and round and finally find a parking spot but someone that JUST pulled into the parking lot gets there first?

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 08:55 PM
Oh, I knew that, silly!

I was just having fun with it.

*grin*



I can't HELP IT! One of my workout pants just does it.

*cry*



Don't you just hate it when you go round and round and finally find a parking spot but someone that JUST pulled into the parking lot gets there first?



Yep :) Makes me wanna go Madea on their ass LOL Dont you hate it when you are standing in the checkout line and someone purposefully doesnt see you and walks in front of you to checkout before you?

little_ms_sunshyne
11-08-2010, 09:02 PM
Don't you hate it when you STUB YOUR TOE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One right after the other!!!!!!!!!! I just did...OUCH!

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 09:04 PM
Don't you hate it when you STUB YOUR TOE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One right after the other!!!!!!!!!! I just did...OUCH!

OUCH!!! :)

Dont you hate it when you place your order in the drive thru and they repeat it back twice verbatim and you pull up in a long line and they give you opposite of what you ordered?

Gemme
11-08-2010, 09:07 PM
Yep :) Makes me wanna go Madea on their ass LOL Dont you hate it when you are standing in the checkout line and someone purposefully doesnt see you and walks in front of you to checkout before you?

Yes!

You better step off, now, dude! :weightlifter:

OUCH!!! :)

Dont you hate it when you place your order in the drive thru and they repeat it back twice verbatim and you pull up in a long line and they give you opposite of what you ordered?

Or get everything but the MOST important thing? And you don't see it's not there until you're already home?

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 09:12 PM
Yes!

You better step off, now, dude! :weightlifter:



Or get everything but the MOST important thing? And you don't see it's not there until you're already home?

YYYYYEEEESSS LOL That's so aggravating....

Dont you hate it when you have a taste for say mexican and you go pick up mexican or make it at home and it isnt at all what you wanted? :)

Gemme
11-08-2010, 09:15 PM
YYYYYEEEESSS LOL That's so aggravating....

Dont you hate it when you have a taste for say mexican and you go pick up mexican or make it at home and it isnt at all what you wanted? :)

Yep. Or not knowing what you want at all and you take so long to figure it out, you're no longer hungry?

Abigail Crabby
11-08-2010, 09:39 PM
You run out of cookies
before you run out of milk :|

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 09:42 PM
You go on a blind date and wished you were blind :)

little_ms_sunshyne
11-08-2010, 09:42 PM
Don't you hate it when you have a wedgie and all you want to do is pull it out but you are surrounded by everyone and their mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scorp
11-08-2010, 09:43 PM
Knowing you have to go to sleep to wake up in a few hours, but you're not tired...

Maybe I'll exceed the counting sheep number over 2,012 like I did the other night....

Bahhhhhhhhhh.....

Jesse
11-08-2010, 09:53 PM
The light bulb blows just as you flip the switch, and there are no more bulbs in the cupboard? :candle:

AtLast
11-08-2010, 09:54 PM
Don't you hate it when you close your eyes and make a wish over and over again and you've been really good and your fairy godmother still bails on you?

This just sux! Ought to be able to count on a Fairy Godmother! Maybe they are feeling the recession, too??

little_ms_sunshyne
11-08-2010, 10:01 PM
Dont you hate it when your vibrator runs out of batteries seconds before the BIG O!!!!!!! And then you scramble around the house looking for batteries and then you realize you removed the batteries in ANYTHING you could find including TV remotes the last time the exact same thing happened! Not that it has ever happened to me of course ;)

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 10:07 PM
Dont you hate it when you see a femme at a bar and buy them a drink to find out they have a boifriend?

Jesse
11-08-2010, 10:20 PM
Don't you hate it when you have a mouthful of chewed up food, (in my case it was black olives) and you have a sudden sneezing attack? :|

bigbutchmistie
11-08-2010, 10:54 PM
when your back hurts for days on end and no one is around to rub it

LipstickLola
11-08-2010, 11:08 PM
Don't you hate it when you don't even HAVE a fairygodmother?? :confused:

Rockinonahigh
11-08-2010, 11:11 PM
Dont ya just hate it when...You make plans to go somewhere and meet some great folks,have a great time ,finaly meet someone you wnat to see...then u
cant go cause your back is haveing a fit from hell.Grump!

bigbutchmistie
11-09-2010, 04:34 AM
Dont you hate it when you wake up for no reason in the middle of the night and cant go back to sleep and have to work the next day ? :( ugggh this sucks

Miss Scarlett
11-09-2010, 05:39 AM
Don't you hate it when you are in the middle of a phone call, your phone suddenly dies and the message on the screen reads "Entering Service Area"? Especially when you are sitting in your home.

Verizon....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Scorp
11-09-2010, 07:03 AM
- When someone spills something on the kitchen floor at work and doesn't wipe it up. You don't see it, and slide in it and almost take a header...(which I almost did this morning) idiots...

- When someone leaves an empty papertowel roll and doesn't replace it with a new one.

- And, since I'm talking about that, when someone doesn't replace the toiletpaper roll and leaves a measly piece on the roll and it's not enough to wipe your....nevermind....

- When you're looking forward to having your frosted flakes, or captain crunch for breakfast and you go to get the milk out of the fridge, and there's a drop left in the carton. So much for my breakfast of champions!

- When you're having an erotic dream and your alarm clock goes off...

- When you're at the movies and people either behind you or in front of you decide to have a conversation during it. Shut the frig up already!

- When you're in the bathroom at work and the fire alarm goes off...

- When the cream in your coffee is spoiled and you don't realize it after you take your first sip and you see all that nastiness float to the top.

- When you're in the shower and someone turns on the water and it gets cold and almost makes you go into shock.

- When you go to use the toothpaste and the tube is deflated with nothing in it.

- When you walk into a bathroom stall at work and there is pee all over the seat. I mean c'mon people you're a bunch of damn slobs. WTF!? Makes me wonder how people live at home...Nasty bastids...

- When you're at the grocery store and you're just about to get into a line when someone comes running and pushes you out of the way to get in front of you....Now, I'm ready to roll over them with my carriage (cart) inconsiderate fuckers...

- Folks that text while driving and/or on their cell phones and start to gradually come into your lane and almost take you out. (That's when my road rage kicks in and let me tell you it's not pretty).

Scorp
11-09-2010, 09:56 AM
Or when it suddenly goes into "airplane mode" for no damn reason and you don't know when you're receiving texts and/or phone calls until you realize it hours later!
Don't you hate it when you are in the middle of a phone call, your phone suddenly dies and the message on the screen reads "Entering Service Area"? Especially when you are sitting in your home.

Verizon....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

bigbutchmistie
11-09-2010, 10:03 AM
Dont you hate it when :

Your hungry and you dont know what sounds good?

When someone drive under the speed limit in the fast lane holding up traffic for miles GET OFF THE ROAD!! LOL

When the barber/stylist cuts your hair too short?

When you want an ice cold Dr Pepper from the fridge when you get home and you forgot you drank the last one the night before :)

scootebaby
11-09-2010, 11:34 AM
people post EVERY little thing about their lives?

someone passes you on highway just to get in front of you and slow down

or you try to pass their slow ass and they speed up just enough so you cant get around

when you say something a million times,something happens you ask why and their answer is "i didnt know" or " i didnt hear you"

when nothing you eat satisfies your craving

people live double lives and invite you in without making you privy to this info

when yo go to the bathroom to "read" work really hard and realize it was for nothing?:fart:

orrrrrr when you finally get sound asleep and you :fart:, its so bad it wakes YOU up

you go to the bathroom,not noticing the roll is empty till AFTER you have done your business

Jess
11-09-2010, 11:39 AM
Don't ya hate it when,
the dogs who just HAVE to be outside supervising while you stack wood

take a big ole dump in the middle of your path while you weren't looking...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BAD DOGGY!

JustJo
11-09-2010, 02:23 PM
you go to the bathroom,not noticing the roll is empty till AFTER you have done your business


This was not me honey....just sayin' :giggle:

Don't you hate it when...

You've tossed and turned for hours, just doze off...and the alarm rings.

People text or call late at night or early on a weekend morning...just cuz they're awake doesn't mean I am.

The clerk at the grocery store throws your food into the bag, or drops heavy stuff on top of the bread or fruit....grrrrrr.....we were gonna' eat that ya know!

People work in customer service who really shouldn't.

Gemme
11-09-2010, 03:48 PM
when your back hurts for days on end and no one is around to rub it

Or you have an itch right...where...you....can't....reach. And neither can the wall or cooking utensil and you can't remember where you packed your actual back scratcher?


you go to the bathroom,not noticing the roll is empty till AFTER you have done your business


This is why I prompty changed Organic's location for toilet tissue to underneath the sink instead of in the hall closet. :blink:

Ravin
11-10-2010, 10:27 AM
Don't You Hate It When..

You Stub Your Toe And Theres No Blood Just A Lot Of Pain..

scootebaby
11-10-2010, 12:12 PM
Don't You Hate It When..

You Stub Your Toe And Theres No Blood Just A Lot Of Pain..


:eyebrow: uhhh would blood make it less painful or more enjoyable???:blink:

Ravin
11-10-2010, 12:23 PM
:eyebrow: uhhh would blood make it less painful or more enjoyable???:blink:

At least it would have been somewhat satisfying with the blood and pain.
But nope I just got the pain..

bigbutchmistie
11-10-2010, 07:02 PM
Dont you hate it when your standing in public somewhere and someone walks up to you and says, HEEEEYYYYYY I havent seen you in ages, and you play along cause you really dont know who they are ? LOL

Or a woman from your past runs into you and you cant place her. You met during your one night stand days OOPS :) LOL

bigbutchmistie
11-10-2010, 10:29 PM
Dont you hate it when you get a phone call from someone close to you who you have known for years and they tell you that you can change being gay? WTF? Can you change being straight? I am FANTABULOUSLY ME! And Im wonderful :)

Dont you hate it when people white lie?

Dont you hate it when you are laughing so hard you start snorting?

Dont you hate it when you do all the work to get a girl's number and you wash the jeans with it in there?

nicetgurl_30
11-10-2010, 10:55 PM
I hate it when my friends breakup with their partners then want to spend times me and play "sleep-over" wait maybe I don't hate the sleepover part. But I do hate always being "go2gurl"

I want my turn again! She says as she throws tantrums w ice-cream in both hands.

Gemme
11-10-2010, 10:59 PM
Don't you hate it when you did everything on your list.....except laundry....and now you have no clean undies? :blink:

little_ms_sunshyne
11-10-2010, 11:02 PM
Don't you hate it when you wake up ONE minute before your alarm rings!!!!!!!!!!! BLAH!!! And then you think how awesome 60 more seconds would have been lol

Kobi
11-10-2010, 11:15 PM
Don't you hate it when the cat
wakes you at 4 am by doing an
admirable reenactment of Riverdance all over the bed.
And when you look at them with one eye,
and ask what they are doing,
they look back as if to say,
"I was bored and now that your up, you wanna play?"

Miss Scarlett
11-11-2010, 08:23 AM
Don't you hate it when the cat
wakes you at 4 am by doing an
admirable reenactment of Riverdance all over the bed.
And when you look at them with one eye,
and ask what they are doing,
they look back as if to say,
"I was bored and now that your up, you wanna play?"

My cat's version of Riverdance is mostly all over me - especially the little number I like to call the "Bladder Dance". And I think our cats have been exchanging emails. Either that or its just a cat thing. Then again it could be a lot of both!

Guy
11-11-2010, 08:52 AM
Don't you hate it when cashiers at some stores ask for your phone number when you make a purchase? :thinking:

Miss Scarlett
11-11-2010, 08:54 AM
Don't you hate it when cashiers at some stores ask for your phone number when you make a purchase? :thinking:

Yes and I usually give them the number for the local time service or tell them I don't have a phone.

Scorp
11-11-2010, 08:55 AM
Yes! I tell them mine is unlisted...No reason why they need to know that...


Don't you hate it when cashiers at some stores ask for your phone number when you make a purchase? :thinking:

bigbutchmistie
11-11-2010, 09:39 AM
Dont you hate it when you leave the towels in the dryer and after a long hot shower you have to walk through the house wet, butt naked and cold to get to the dryer to get one?

Kobi
11-11-2010, 09:50 AM
Don't you hate it when:

~You can't get the sale price unless you have one of those customer cards? I have so many cards on my key ring, sometimes I can't find the freakin house key.

~You finally memorize the automated phone menu for a place you frequently call and then hear....our menu options have changed.

~When you buy 10 items at the store and the clerk asks if you want a bag? Really? You have to ask?

~When you go to the supermarket with your list in the order of the store layout only to discover they reset the store?

~When you are the only car on the road and some dweeb insists on pulling out of a side road about an inch before you reach them?

~When you have been on hold for so long, when an actual human picks up, you find yourself stammering because you forgot who you called?

Miss Scarlett
11-11-2010, 10:13 AM
Don't you hate it when:

~You can't get the sale price unless you have one of those customer cards? I have so many cards on my key ring, sometimes I can't find the freakin house key.

~You finally memorize the automated phone menu for a place you frequently call and then hear....our menu options have changed.

~When you buy 10 items at the store and the clerk asks if you want a bag? Really? You have to ask?

~When you go to the supermarket with your list in the order of the store layout only to discover they reset the store?

~When you are the only car on the road and some dweeb insists on pulling out of a side road about an inch before you reach them?

~When you have been on hold for so long, when an actual human picks up, you find yourself stammering because you forgot who you called?



Yes to all of the above.

May I add - don't you hate it when you choose what appears to be a reasonably efficient checkout or teller line only to discover that you have entered the retail/bank equivalent of the Twilight Zone?

I have come to the conclusion that one of my jobs in this world is to seek out and identify the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to checkout and teller lines. If you see me in a line - ANY line, do not...I repeat, DO NOT get behind me. This includes drive-up lines too.

Blade
11-11-2010, 10:57 AM
Don't you hate it when you have your day planned and then MOM calls with other plans........Ummm well thank God for Mom but her plans usually are not anywhere close to my agenda. Yep headed to Mom's now. Goodbye

justkim
11-11-2010, 11:08 AM
Don't you hate it when you are climbing back into bed since you just got home from work... I made the choice to work overnights... and you get asked "Why are you going back to bed?" Seriously? Then you get asked "If you can, could you give the dog a bath before we get home?" Again... Seriously?

bigbutchmistie
11-11-2010, 09:19 PM
Dont you hate it when you go out with all your coupled friends and your the third wheel? It sucks

Dont you hate it when you have no beautiful girl to hold in your arms to watch over at night while she sleeps

Dont you hate it when there is no one to kiss and cuddle just because?

little_ms_sunshyne
11-11-2010, 09:23 PM
You cant stop watching the shake weight commercial when it is on!!!!!!

Blade
11-11-2010, 09:25 PM
Don't you hate it when someone gives you their keys and says "you drive" then they want to tell you how to drive and what route to take?

Julien
11-11-2010, 09:31 PM
Don't you hate it when you clean out the cat litter box and just when you're finished your cat trots in and marks his/her territory. Not even a thank you. Where's the gratitude?
:doh:

Miss Scarlett
11-13-2010, 10:22 AM
Don't you hate it when you clean out the cat litter box and just when you're finished your cat trots in and marks his/her territory. Not even a thank you. Where's the gratitude?
:doh:

If we were talking about my cat, the gratitude would come in the form of the look that says: "By all means move at a glacial pace...consider yourself lucky that I did not use an alternate location." And, as if to reinforce her position, she would kick up a few pawfuls of litter all over the place upon her exit.

bigbutchmistie
11-13-2010, 01:35 PM
Dont you hate it when :

You go to sleep exhausted and dream about something scary and you wake up try and shake it off and go back to sleep only to pick up right where you left off? And it continues ALL night long? :(

bigbutchmistie
11-13-2010, 01:46 PM
Dont you hate it when :

You go to sleep exhausted and dream about something scary and you wake up try and shake it off and go back to sleep only to pick up right where you left off? And it continues ALL night long? :(

I am HIGHLY scared of snakes... They friek me out to no end.. And my dream last night me, my best friend and her gf and three others who I dont know in my dream were on an expedition in the jungle and snakes were everywhere... I'd wake up hollering frieking Simon out then calm myeslf and try and go back to sleep only to pick up where I left off all night long.. :( I havent done that in a dream since my mom died. A year later I dreamed of her, I could see her, I could feel her it was so real like last night. I dreamed that I got a phone call from the cemetary where she was buried telling me they buried her alive and I rushed to the cemetary and it was a reunion and I felt so happy she was alive and crying and loving on her and kissing on her, and I took her home and the next morning she was sitting in the living room in the recliner she always sat in and she said she has to go back. her body was shutting down and she was dying soon. I remember crying I couldnt wake up, and I just grabbed her and was sobbing hysterically... Begging her not to go, and when I woke up I actually had tears running down my face like I had been sobbing.... Ive often wondered what dreams mean....

AtLast
11-13-2010, 05:06 PM
Don't YOU Hate It When??

Your vet tells you that even though it is great your old cat has energy and is eating that he could just all of a sudden go into a coma from his kidney disease? Even if his blood work doesn't show any significant decline...

Was thinking that all the treatment he is getting would somehow make this a slower decline kind of thing and not a sudden situation of either his dying at home or needing to have him put down.

But, right now he is being himself and ruling the household, so, I'll just have to deal with this. Life just has adaptations...

Soon
11-13-2010, 06:52 PM
You are looking forward to ordering some take out (Indian) food, only to call and hear a message that they are closed for two months!

JAGG
11-13-2010, 07:33 PM
Don't you hate it when you're doing something and you have a tool in your hand and set it down, then can't remember where you set it down at. 2 hours later you find it in some odd place like the bathroom.

1PlayfulFemme
11-13-2010, 07:46 PM
You are looking forward to ordering some take out (Indian) food, only to call and hear a message that they are closed for two months!

BOO!!!! *Laughing* I will never forget a beach trip my partner & I took a few years ago. There is a seafood restaurant there that we frequent on our trips. Much to our displeasure, they were closed for remodeling our WHOLE trip, so we didn't even once get to delight in their delicious dinners! ;)

rlin
11-13-2010, 10:35 PM
the weather changing to cold makes your fingers and callouses start to crack...one of the first sure signs that winter is here...

Blade
11-14-2010, 07:48 AM
When you make supper and it is a disaster...like soggy french fries and chicken still raw......uggggg yuck

weatherboi
11-14-2010, 07:54 AM
when a roommate makes passive aggressive comments that are transphobic and decides his feelings are going to be hurt!!!:mohawk:

i am sick to tears over it!!!

Chancie
11-14-2010, 08:52 AM
endless meandering disclaimers and exhortations

katsarecool
11-14-2010, 08:53 AM
you feel disconnected to everyone and everything.

Miss Scarlett
11-14-2010, 07:22 PM
When your cat has some "sharpies" (and I don't mean markers - at least for my cat anyway) and acts like you are trying to amputate her legs when you try to trim her claws.

Feline drama! Sheesh!

Leigh
11-14-2010, 07:46 PM
When you have no control over things that you wish were so different :(

little_ms_sunshyne
11-14-2010, 09:21 PM
When you make embarrassing mistakes...:(

bigbutchmistie
11-14-2010, 09:26 PM
You wanna snuggle with someone special and you dont have anyone ?

Jesse
11-14-2010, 10:09 PM
you slide your bank card on the card machine at the store and these words pop up on the screen: Amount is $xxx.xx Is this okay?

NO it most definitely is not okay! The store owners knew it would not be okay when they set these prices! :seeingstars:

JAGG
11-15-2010, 05:23 PM
You save a coupon for months and months until you actually need it, for something like lemon pledge, and go to use it only to find that, it's a 50 cent off coupon when you buy 5 or more. WTF ??? Who in the world needs 5 cans of lemon pledge. Heck it took me 2 years to use the first can. That coupon isn't worth the paper it's written on.

little_ms_sunshyne
11-15-2010, 11:06 PM
when things are left unsaid...

asphaltcowboi
11-16-2010, 06:14 AM
i hate it when i ivite a femme over to watch movies and she picks a chik flic that she has seen 20xs then sobs threw the whole thing.. ill pick the movies next time!

justkim
11-16-2010, 06:44 AM
When you wake up off and on throughout the night because you don't feel good and there is no one there to rub your head... Just when I think I have this crud beat...

girl_dee
11-16-2010, 07:08 AM
When you wake up off and on throughout the night because you don't feel good and there is no one there to rub your head... Just when I think I have this crud beat...

Just got over that.. found the source of the problem and now all better!

Kobi
11-16-2010, 02:39 PM
i hate it when i ivite a femme over to watch movies and she picks a chik flic that she has seen 20xs then sobs threw the whole thing.. ill pick the movies next time!

It is a test, you know....

To see how sensitive you are.....
To see if you can figure out how to comfort her.....
To check your endurance for the expression of emotion....

There are many acceptable responses but,
offering to pick the movie next time isnt a good one.
Neither is falling asleep during the chik flick.

Kenna
11-16-2010, 03:36 PM
............someone tells you that "your headlights are on bright today"!

:explode:

Kobi
11-16-2010, 03:59 PM
.....when you work up a real good mad on before calling the credit card company,
to argue about the unfairness of the interest charges they award themselves simply because their accounting bill cycle straddles 2 paper billing cycles.......

and the sweet person on the other end of the phone agrees with you instantaneously and removes the charges from your bill?

Now what am I supposed to do with all this righteous indignation?!?

girl_dee
11-16-2010, 04:23 PM
it gets dark so dang early :(

Abigail Crabby
11-16-2010, 04:36 PM
When your employment leaves you feeling like you're one of the bazillion chickens crammed into the cage with no escape :seeingstars::vigil::blink::bigcry:

nicetgurl_30
11-16-2010, 06:05 PM
When your ex won't let the past go and u "waste" an hour of your day reviewing the past. And she tells u that breakup is your fault. Not that "she" did anything wrong! Or that ur new person is evil, and doesn't care about you. Sorry I should have vented before posting. My bad!

The_Lady_Snow
11-16-2010, 06:15 PM
You're mid swing and the shout RED.

Scorp
11-16-2010, 06:28 PM
When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....

Soft*Silver
11-16-2010, 06:32 PM
the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?

The_Lady_Snow
11-16-2010, 06:34 PM
You snack on something that gives you killer heartburn

torchiegirl
11-16-2010, 06:36 PM
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

MrSunshine
11-16-2010, 06:39 PM
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?


why yes, that just about sets me off!

Miss Scarlett
11-16-2010, 08:18 PM
You are expected to be a mind reader...as in:

You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document."

Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client.

Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both?

Blade
11-16-2010, 08:23 PM
an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.

bigbutchmistie
11-16-2010, 08:28 PM
You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself

Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long

You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

Soft*Silver
11-16-2010, 08:30 PM
yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)

You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

scootebaby
11-16-2010, 08:38 PM
you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol

friskyfemme
11-16-2010, 09:29 PM
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?
I hate rather that my lips are not symmetrical.

Random
11-16-2010, 09:41 PM
the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...


le sigh...


My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..

little_ms_sunshyne
11-16-2010, 10:06 PM
you just don't have the answers!

Miss Scarlett
11-17-2010, 05:42 AM
the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...


le sigh...


My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..

As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...

DomnNC
11-17-2010, 09:42 AM
yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)

Laughs, I so relate to this. My Dr kept telling me to get out and walk to build up my back muscles, I asked him what part about "I can't walk more than 30 yards without excruiating pain did he not get?". So when the 2nd disc blew in my neck I mentioned my back to my neurosurgeon who looked at a cat scan I had done and said walking isn't going to help you, you have a severely herniated disc in your lower back, duh!

christie
11-17-2010, 11:17 AM
... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...

Words
11-17-2010, 11:18 AM
...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed.

I HATE that.

Words

Gemme
11-17-2010, 09:50 PM
As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...

And I thought the clerk putting bananas in with my bread was bad. :blink:

Mister Bent
11-17-2010, 09:52 PM
...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that!

little_ms_sunshyne
11-17-2010, 09:57 PM
You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!

JAGG
11-18-2010, 07:41 PM
Hate when I take a big drink of coffee , only to realize it's now cold, and I was expecting it to be hot. AAAAHHHH I can't spit it out fast enough.

little_ms_sunshyne
11-18-2010, 09:09 PM
You're just bored!!!!!!!!!!!

Blade
11-18-2010, 09:33 PM
When someone out bids you at auctions grrrrrrrr. See when I had money I didn't have to worry about that. If I wanted it nobody out bid me.

Miss Scarlett
11-21-2010, 07:31 PM
When you ask the apartment complex to send maintenance to repair the running toilet in the guest bath and their "repair" is worse than the original problem!

Now I have a wierd smell in the house and every hour or so the toilet in the guest bath makes a whooshing noise like air is being let out of something.

asphaltcowboi
11-21-2010, 07:33 PM
When you ask the apartment complex to send maintenance to repair the running toilet in the guest bath and their "repair" is worse than the original problem!

Now I have a wierd smell in the house and every hour or so the toilet in the guest bath makes a whooshing noise like air is being let out of something.

if your not using it turn the water off to it until the can come fix it right.

Miss Scarlett
11-21-2010, 07:52 PM
if your not using it turn the water off to it until the can come fix it right.

Never occurred to me to turn off the water. Will do that right now. Thank you so much! *kotc*

asphaltcowboi
11-22-2010, 10:56 AM
i hate it when i get up sleepy eyed in the morning toss on my robe to go to the bath room and the tie comes out of the loops and unbenonced to me falls in the water so when i got to pull the tie i get a yucky wet tie.. this has happened several times!! maybe ill duct tape that thing in place!

lipstixgal
11-22-2010, 11:01 AM
i hate it when i get up sleepy eyed in the morning toss on my robe to go to the bath room and the tie comes out of the loops and unbenonced to me falls in the water so when i got to pull the tie i get a yucky wet tie.. this has happened several times!! maybe ill duct tape that thing in place!

you're too funny!!

Blade
11-22-2010, 12:26 PM
Your days off seem to go much faster than your days working

diamondrose
11-22-2010, 12:38 PM
DOn't you hate it when the awesome Ivan will be at the reunion, yet you can't make it because another trip is planned on that very weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

scootebaby
11-22-2010, 07:44 PM
when someone cant have an original thought--EVER

you eat a delicious meal..then an hr after eating it you get the worst heartburn ever?

you go to get chocolate in the middle of night and there is NONE

Soon
11-22-2010, 07:54 PM
You're not really sure if you should have said anything to clarify, or is it in your best interest to wait it out?...(and let it work itself out!)

Miss Scarlett
11-22-2010, 08:01 PM
i hate it when i get up sleepy eyed in the morning toss on my robe to go to the bath room and the tie comes out of the loops and unbenonced to me falls in the water so when i got to pull the tie i get a yucky wet tie.. this has happened several times!! maybe ill duct tape that thing in place!

Trying not to get a mental image of Cody removing a robe that's been duct taped on... OUCH!

The_Lady_Snow
11-22-2010, 08:24 PM
You can't find a Steak n Shake

Soft*Silver
11-22-2010, 08:46 PM
dont you hate it when your holiday plans explode? I am NOT going to be able to go to my relatives out of state. Dammit. DAMMIT! My car's check engine light came on. Not driving it 4-5 hours to get stranded on the freeway w/out triple A. Crap. I guess being with my sister and her clan for the holidays will do....I love her dearly...too

bigbutchmistie
11-22-2010, 09:26 PM
Your ex and her current gf pull you to the side to critique your look. And tell you to grow your hair out based on the halloween outfit. Not all the way long but longer... I thought I had good hair now :) I do get compliments. Oh well what the hell, give it try. if not I can always cut it back off, right?

Soon
11-22-2010, 09:48 PM
You have plans--that you have been looking forward to for weeks--and they don't work out?

Miss Scarlett
11-23-2010, 08:42 PM
You come home expecting maintenance to have corrected the plumbing problem only to learn that while the bad smell is gone the toilet still makes that wooshing noise - like air brakes.

Can't tell if they really replaced the seal or just caulked around the base. The work order alleges the job took 30 min. Am I wrong for being somewhat skeptical?

JAGG
11-24-2010, 08:01 PM
Don't you hate it when you injury a part of your body, like your knee cap, and everytime you climb in your car you wack it in on the dash board, or everytime you close the shower door it hits that very spot.

Miss Scarlett
11-24-2010, 08:55 PM
Don't you hate it when you injury a part of your body, like your knee cap, and everytime you climb in your car you wack it in on the dash board, or everytime you close the shower door it hits that very spot.

Yes! Or when you have a chipped nail and snag it on anything and everything.

JAGG
11-24-2010, 09:43 PM
Yes! Or when you have a chipped nail and snag it on anything and everything.

Can't say I have ever had that happen but I know plenty who have, and it must be painful.

diamondrose
11-24-2010, 09:44 PM
Don't hate it when you are waiting for someone to pass by so you can continue on and they STOP right in your way!

Miss Scarlett
11-24-2010, 09:55 PM
Don't you hate it when your cat spends about 10 minutes staring at the wall, then meows, stands on her back legs and tries to reach for something unseen...

Blade
11-24-2010, 09:58 PM
Don't you hate it when you can't find a damn thing to fit your Christmas tree theme

diamondrose
11-24-2010, 10:05 PM
Don't you hate it when people wait till they are at the register to decide what they are going to buy out of the items in their grocery cart

Miss Scarlett
11-24-2010, 10:06 PM
Don't you hate it when you can't find a damn thing to fit your Christmas tree theme

Seriously? Nothing? That bites! Like I said, if I see anything in Maggie on Friday I'll give you a call.

JAGG
11-24-2010, 10:11 PM
You come home expecting maintenance to have corrected the plumbing problem only to learn that while the bad smell is gone the toilet still makes that wooshing noise - like air brakes.

Can't tell if they really replaced the seal or just caulked around the base. The work order alleges the job took 30 min. Am I wrong for being somewhat skeptical?

If it really is making that noise , it is probably because they shut the water off to disconnect the stool and replace the wax ring, now there is air in the lines . Keep flushing it and run your sink water and shower for a little bit , that usually pushes the air out. It should not take more than 15 min to 30 min to replace a wax ring so the work order is accurate especially if they caulked the base for a more finished look. If it is an apartment complex, they did the work, because without a new wax ring your stool will leak through the floor and down into what ever is below. We are not talking about clean fresh water, we are talking about what you are flushing . It will damage the wood and weaken and rot the framing etc... so they wouldn't cheat you on that one, it would be way more costly to them if they did.
I don't know when you are hearing air brakes. When you flush it, or when the tank is filling up? If it's when the tank is filling up it could be several things. Air as I mentioned early if it is air in the line it will eventually fix itself, or the pipes that the water flows through are different sizes and the pressure is very strong by the time it reaches your toilet line which is usually 3/8 inch if the copper pipe is 1/2 in and flows into the smaller one and the water pressure in your apartment is relatively strong it will cause that sound, and even seem to shake the toilet a little. Which may have caused the wax ring to unseat itself to begin with, hard to say without seeing it for myself. You can check and make sure the shut off valve is fully opened, then turn the water on in your kitchen then turn it on in a few more places like the tub and shower, wait a few sec and while everything is running flush the toilet, the water pressure should be lessened by the running water and so you won't hear the air brakes or at least the sound will be reduced. If that is the case then, really you just have real good water pressure. Which is better than barely having water pressure. Or if that test fails to give you an answer, it might be the type of float in the tank. It could be the needle and seat that move up and down inside the floation device are crusted in lime deposits , and a new float will fix the problem anyway hope that helped.

Kenna
11-24-2010, 10:51 PM
.....your roommate tempts you with a WHOLE BOX of fresh and warm Krispy Kreme doughnuts for a midnight snack and your Mom isn't here to share them?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSsyeCauoYoIKIxm-i6-nbuEvanSspSEJHo6hDk__gI1RitMNMbQ

DomnNC
11-24-2010, 11:07 PM
Seriously? Nothing? That bites! Like I said, if I see anything in Maggie on Friday I'll give you a call.

Surely the Cabbage Rose would have something, they just about any kind of Christmas theme you can think of!

Ms. Meander
11-25-2010, 07:24 AM
Don't you hate it when you impatiently press the french press too soon? I really hate that. Do you suffer the weak coffee or wait even longer for a new batch?

asphaltcowboi
11-25-2010, 07:34 AM
still hate it when the tie to my robe hits the water in the toilet.."someone hand me the duct tape please!"

diamondrose
11-25-2010, 07:35 AM
oh i hate that too!!!!

diamondrose
11-25-2010, 07:37 AM
don't you hate it when the person behind you smacks their gum!!

Miss Scarlett
11-25-2010, 08:29 AM
Surely the Cabbage Rose would have something, they just about any kind of Christmas theme you can think of!

OMG! Thank you! I completely forgot about this place! *kotc*

Miss Scarlett
11-25-2010, 08:33 AM
If it really is making that noise , it is probably because they shut the water off to disconnect the stool and replace the wax ring, now there is air in the lines . Keep flushing it and run your sink water and shower for a little bit , that usually pushes the air out. It should not take more than 15 min to 30 min to replace a wax ring so the work order is accurate especially if they caulked the base for a more finished look. If it is an apartment complex, they did the work, because without a new wax ring your stool will leak through the floor and down into what ever is below. We are not talking about clean fresh water, we are talking about what you are flushing . It will damage the wood and weaken and rot the framing etc... so they wouldn't cheat you on that one, it would be way more costly to them if they did.
I don't know when you are hearing air brakes. When you flush it, or when the tank is filling up? If it's when the tank is filling up it could be several things. Air as I mentioned early if it is air in the line it will eventually fix itself, or the pipes that the water flows through are different sizes and the pressure is very strong by the time it reaches your toilet line which is usually 3/8 inch if the copper pipe is 1/2 in and flows into the smaller one and the water pressure in your apartment is relatively strong it will cause that sound, and even seem to shake the toilet a little. Which may have caused the wax ring to unseat itself to begin with, hard to say without seeing it for myself. You can check and make sure the shut off valve is fully opened, then turn the water on in your kitchen then turn it on in a few more places like the tub and shower, wait a few sec and while everything is running flush the toilet, the water pressure should be lessened by the running water and so you won't hear the air brakes or at least the sound will be reduced. If that is the case then, really you just have real good water pressure. Which is better than barely having water pressure. Or if that test fails to give you an answer, it might be the type of float in the tank. It could be the needle and seat that move up and down inside the floation device are crusted in lime deposits , and a new float will fix the problem anyway hope that helped.

Wow, that's a lot of information. Thank you so very much. I really appreciate this and will try running the water. The air sound is every couple of hours or so.

Miss Scarlett
11-25-2010, 08:34 AM
still hate it when the tie to my robe hits the water in the toilet.."someone hand me the duct tape please!"

:duct:

:eyebat:

Miss Scarlett
11-25-2010, 08:36 AM
don't you hate it when the person behind you smacks their gum!!

I worked for a woman that smacked and snapped her gum ALL frickin day! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Miss Scarlett
11-25-2010, 08:37 AM
Don't you hate it when you can't find a damn thing to fit your Christmas tree theme

I can think of a new theme...:eyebat:

katsarecool
11-25-2010, 08:39 AM
I hate it when the woman across the street starts blowing leaves at 7am!!! And it has been everyday this week!

I hated it when I started cooking at 4 am and the drain pipe under the sink started leaking. When cooking a meal for Thanksgiving there is a lot of washing up to do; hands (repeatedly) veggies, pans and bowls that have been sitting for awhile, bowls for prep work, etc. Have a bucket under the sink now till I can find someone to fix it. Where is JAGG when needed? LOL

JAGG
11-29-2010, 05:59 PM
Don't you hate it when, you can't wake up, and drag around all day, so drowsy. All you can think about is going home and going to bed. Then you finally get home, crawl into bed and.... all of a sudden you are wide awake. The most alert you've been all day.

The_Lady_Snow
11-29-2010, 06:06 PM
Some ass clown on the Interstate slams their breaks cause they are multitasking & causing traffic congestion!!!!

socialjustice_fsu
11-29-2010, 06:11 PM
I hate it when I have the family session from hell: I look down because my left foot feels 'cool'...yes, my left shoe literally fell apart when I started to cross my legs (and these are supposedly good quality shoes). And then...one of the patients offer me a small Reeese's Peanut Butter Cup. To be gracious I took it and bit into it. Out comes a broken crown and blood. Just lovely. I am sure I made quite an impression with this group. Somedays are not even worth putting on makeup when it is a Monday like this.

little_ms_sunshyne
11-29-2010, 09:03 PM
You just cant seem to get it right...(the positive side to this hey you have lots of fun trying)

nicetgurl_30
11-29-2010, 09:20 PM
I hate it when I go to the store and I forget the one item I mainly went to the store for. 31 is not my friend!!!

Gemme
11-29-2010, 10:17 PM
You can't find a Steak n Shake

Organic has never BEEN to a Steak 'n Shake. There's one about 8 minutes from our house. You're welcome anytime. :)

I hate it when I go to the store and I forget the one item I mainly went to the store for. 31 is not my friend!!!

It only goes downhill from here. :blink:

katsarecool
11-29-2010, 10:21 PM
I hate wintery rainy days!!! I know it is a necessary evil. But it keeps me huddled inside under my electric blanket. I hate it that for six months every year the weather is not agreeable to me and my body. Wanting to move to a nicer climate like Costa Rica!!

Ebon
11-29-2010, 10:29 PM
You have a headache that won't quit.

sylvie
01-24-2011, 09:17 PM
don't you hate it when...

your own parent tries to knock you down the ladder you've just spent weeks climbing?

Blade
01-30-2011, 09:22 PM
a long weekend gets over much to quickly

proximitywithoutintimacy
02-03-2011, 01:37 PM
... class gets cancelled and you find yourself with nothing to do for two hours?

(also, don't you hate it when you can't figure out if "cancelled" is spelled with two ls... or one? Cancelled... canceled... which is it? GAH! This could possibly ruin my reputation of being the spelling nazi... I think it's one L... not two. LOL).

xoxo.

foxyshaman
02-03-2011, 02:12 PM
... when you are walking and a car decides it is more important than you are?? I liked hitting the car today, even if it hurt my hand, hopefully the driver will think next time. It is a sidewalk BEFORE it is a driveway. It is a cross walk when I have the walk light :canadian:

sylvie
02-03-2011, 04:48 PM
you have an appt at 2:45...
they call you to go in earlier, at 1pm...
you get there at 12:50, register...and sit in the waiting room until 3:30..

yeah, that was well worth going earlier for :|

Starbuck
02-03-2011, 06:22 PM
Don't ya hate it when you go in the grocery store to get fajita mix but the mix packets aren't with the other powdered mix packets (such as gravy, etc)??

You know where I found the stupid fajita mix packets?? Two aisles over in the international food section. PUHLEEZE! Let's get smart here and put all the stupid packets in one freakin' place for crying out loud!

proximitywithoutintimacy
02-03-2011, 06:52 PM
... when your life is so boring that you actually look up the proper spelling, realise that "canceled" with one L is the American way to spell it, and "cancelled" with two Ls is the British way to spell it, and so you figure, since you're American but also have English/British blood in you... that it doesn't really matter and you can use both?

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

foxyshaman
02-04-2011, 11:33 AM
...I found a brand of vege burgers that I LOVE LOVE LOVE... then they were discontinued... I hate that... do we all have to conform to one stupid brand... seriously...

...you have to pay more for less salt and less fat foods?? They are putting in less, why should I pay more??

... why are my petite clothes more than regular clothes?? They use less fabric. Can I help I have really short legs and arms... umm no...

JAGG
03-07-2011, 05:35 PM
Don't you hate when you go into a grocery store and grab a cart, and out of 200,000 available carts you pick the one with the bad wheel. :seeingstars:

justpjhere
03-07-2011, 05:53 PM
when you ask someone nicely to do somethingn to help you and they say no...

Miss Scarlett
03-07-2011, 07:21 PM
You breeze through an early morning medical appointment in record time only to get a phone call later that morning informing you that the new staff member made an error and you have to go back at the end of the day...

miss entycing
03-07-2011, 09:17 PM
don't ya hate it when.....
you see something meant for you, and about you.... you just know it is!
and ya get all tingly and fluttery, and excited, and confident,
cuz ya love suprises an stuff- what girl doesn't yanno?
:awww:

and then it hits you as ya read it..... out in public no less!....
and it's just un flippin believable hurtful.
don't ya just wanna say.............. ouch.
:sadangel:

*shrugs shoulders*
dont ya just wonder if you'd cry.. or run.. or fight.... or walk the hell away?

Queerasfck
03-07-2011, 09:26 PM
Don't you hate when you die from not passing on a chain letter???

Mister Bent
03-07-2011, 09:30 PM
...people ask, "what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"

Blue_Daddy-O
03-07-2011, 09:35 PM
I just burnt my damned gourmet pizza! LoL. I guess when it said cook for 9 minutes, it really meant 9 minutes and not 12! I need a girl around to help me with these things. A girl who can cook, mind you. LoL.

Ms. Meander
03-08-2011, 06:32 AM
...people ask, "what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"



...or, "what if grease really is 'the word'?"

Ebon
03-08-2011, 11:11 AM
People tell you to calm down even though you're not riled up.

Gemme
03-08-2011, 10:46 PM
People tell you to calm down even though you're not riled up.

Were you talking down to them in that "I'm irritated with you" voice you get or did you go all ChiBoston on them again?

Arwen
03-08-2011, 11:02 PM
Don't you hate it when people make you wear their panties?


Wait.
What?

This isn't the "lie like a rug" thread?

Well heck.

Don't you hate it when people come into a thread and act all silly? Hee...

Ms. Meander
03-09-2011, 04:03 PM
...people to tell you to breathe when you obviously are?

<<<--- #1 perpetrator! Inhale the good, exhale the bad!

Pixie
03-09-2011, 04:21 PM
People want to reconcile on their time, and not yours...:|

I'm still mad...go away lol

Guy
03-09-2011, 04:32 PM
You rip open a package of food only to realize that it had an easy resealable ziploc :blink:

The_Lady_Snow
03-09-2011, 04:43 PM
when you realize your delicious dessert is almost gone!?

dixie
03-09-2011, 05:01 PM
You buy a couple of very cute Danskin reversible pullovers and due to the serge stitching on both sides of each shirt, people keep asking "do you know your shirt's on inside out?"

Why yes, it's a new trend, didn't you know? :|

hpychick
03-09-2011, 05:17 PM
someone tee-tees in your Wheaties, and you don't even like Wheaties anyway?
:confused:

Ms. Meander
03-09-2011, 11:00 PM
...you get chased by a skunk?!

My sweet but stubborn pig/dog charge and I had just stepped out into the night air when we came across the skunk. I was powerless to stop the chaos that ensued. It all happened so fast! Pig/dog got a direct hit and I was close enough to receive indirect fallout. In my frenzy to lure the dog away, the skunk turned on me! I ran. It chased me. I made it inside and the skunk ran away. True story.

Then the real fun began: cleanup.

Damn, I hate when that happens.

Gemme
03-27-2011, 09:34 AM
Don't you hate it when it's Sunday morning and your honey is finishing making the breakfast you started and you are going to have to wolf it down so you won't be late for work? Bah.

Blade
03-29-2011, 02:16 PM
you have to take the garbage off.....don't get me wrong, I'd rather take it off than have to pay a bill each month for trash, sewer and water for sure. But it always seems like it is time to take it off when I really would rather be doing something else. Like watching paint dry or something.

DomnNC
03-29-2011, 03:04 PM
you have to take the garbage off.....don't get me wrong, I'd rather take it off than have to pay a bill each month for trash, sewer and water for sure. But it always seems like it is time to take it off when I really would rather be doing something else. Like watching paint dry or something.

Lol, me too! But I reckon that's one of the perks of living in the country!

Starbuck
03-29-2011, 03:32 PM
you have to take the garbage off.....don't get me wrong, I'd rather take it off than have to pay a bill each month for trash, sewer and water for sure. But it always seems like it is time to take it off when I really would rather be doing something else. Like watching paint dry or something.

Can't you just burn it?

Guy
03-29-2011, 03:33 PM
you have to take the garbage off

Take it off?

off of what?

lol

little_ms_sunshyne
03-29-2011, 06:46 PM
...the room is extra quiet and your stomach decides that it is time it makes an announcement and it GRRROOOOOWLS so loud everyone looks!!!!

Yup, I should have taken the time to eat lunch!!!

Guy
03-29-2011, 07:22 PM
Don't ya hate when there is nothing on T.V., so you decide to watch a show that you hardly ever watch only to find out that you've seen it :wtf:

Scorp
03-29-2011, 07:30 PM
Don't you hate when you know you should have eaten before going grocery shopping!

Miss Scarlett
03-29-2011, 08:33 PM
you have to take the garbage off.....don't get me wrong, I'd rather take it off than have to pay a bill each month for trash, sewer and water for sure. But it always seems like it is time to take it off when I really would rather be doing something else. Like watching paint dry or something.

Lol, me too! But I reckon that's one of the perks of living in the country!

Gentlemen, one does not have to live in the country and still have to take the garbage off. I've got to drive it to the icky dumpster at the entrance to my apartment complex. I hate it and it makes my car all stinky too!

DomnNC
03-29-2011, 08:46 PM
Gentlemen, one does not have to live in the country and still have to take the garbage off. I've got to drive it to the icky dumpster at the entrance to my apartment complex. I hate it and it makes my car all stinky too!

Chuckles, and that's how many feet as opposed to miles? lol

dixie
03-29-2011, 08:46 PM
Don't you hate it when you go to sit down in the (not so nifty, extremely old and falling apart no matter how much you beg the boss for a new one but she only gives you duct tape) desk chair in your office and it decides that it would rather tip backwards and dump you in the floor by way of a nicely executed backflip? *sigh* :|

Miss Scarlett
03-29-2011, 08:51 PM
Chuckles, and that's how many feet as opposed to miles? lol

Icky and stinky is still nasty no matter what the distance...Besides, it isn't very ladylike to drive around with a bag of trash mounted somewhere on your car...

Hey...you're picking on me again aren't you?

dixie
03-29-2011, 08:53 PM
Icky and stinky is still nasty no matter what the distance...Besides, it isn't very ladylike to drive around with a bag of trash mounted somewhere on your car...

Hey...you're picking on me again aren't you?

You could always do like my coworker. Our trash cans are at the end of the driveway. She holds the bag out the window as she drives. Makes for a less stinky car. Just a suggestion...lol

Miss Scarlett
03-29-2011, 08:55 PM
You could always do like my coworker. Our trash cans are at the end of the driveway. She holds the bag out the window as she drives. Makes for a less stinky car. Just a suggestion...lol

Tried that once...was ok until it suddenly went terribly wrong...

Don't ask...:giggle:

Gemme
03-29-2011, 08:57 PM
Gentlemen, one does not have to live in the country and still have to take the garbage off. I've got to drive it to the icky dumpster at the entrance to my apartment complex. I hate it and it makes my car all stinky too!

That is what the top of the trunk is for.

I'm with Guy. Off of what? I've heard of taking the garbage OUT but never off.

:thinking:

Miss Scarlett
03-29-2011, 09:01 PM
That is what the top of the trunk is for.

I'm with Guy. Off of what? I've heard of taking the garbage OUT but never off.

:thinking:

Alas the deck lid on my car is a bit short so the trash always slides off...it's either in the trunk or on the back seat...the roof and hood don't work either...

dixie
03-29-2011, 09:08 PM
That is what the top of the trunk is for.

I'm with Guy. Off of what? I've heard of taking the garbage OUT but never off.

:thinking:

I always thought of it as a city/country thing. You take the trash OUT to the curb if you live in an apartment and have a trash service. You take the trash OFF if you live in the country and have to drive 20 miles to the "trash dump". LOL

Miss Scarlett
03-29-2011, 09:10 PM
I always thought of it as a city/country thing. You take the trash OUT to the curb if you live in an apartment and have a trash service. You take the trash OFF if you live in the country and have to drive 20 miles to the "trash dump". LOL

I always thought it to be a Southern thing...if we're not putting things up, we're taking them off...

Kenna
03-29-2011, 09:52 PM
DYHIW:
You were being good by taking all your antibiotics, special anti-rib-racking-cough pills, decongestant and inhaler and thought you were starting to get better because you felt better..... but as soon as you miss your decongestant and you only have 2 days of antibiotics left, you feel like you need 2 more weeks of antibiotics and start to think the $58.00 worth of antibiotics isn't working?

Lesson Learned: follow the Doctor's directions and take ALL your pills on time and do some inner-spirit healing to help progress your physical healing.

Jess
03-29-2011, 09:58 PM
Don't you hate when you know you should have eaten before going grocery shopping!

Every single time!!!! Christie has trained the cashiers to not speak the total aloud ( as my head explodes, read: cheap bastid) as well as which snacks to hold back so we can scarf on the way home, lest we chew one another's arm ( or head) off!

little_ms_sunshyne
03-30-2011, 07:14 PM
...when you have been holding in having to go *tinkle* for what seems like hours..and you seem to be on the verge of the peepee dance...and then all of a sudden out of no where...should have never happened to you but it did...YOU SNEEZE! UUUUMMMM Yeah....That is all.

undone
04-21-2011, 01:25 AM
You just settle in or worse just get to that comfy sleep zone at 2am and the dog hears something and simultaneously leaps straight up and right back down on your leg (all 60lbs) and barks his loudest deep bark scaring you out of your sheets?

Gemme
04-21-2011, 04:08 PM
Don't you hate it when you respond to one of the world's most vicious attacks and then YOU are treated like the terrorist?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/21/911-responders-screened-for-terror-ties_n_852198.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%7C57631

Canada is looking better 'n better. :blink:

Sachita
04-21-2011, 04:13 PM
Icky and stinky is still nasty no matter what the distance...Besides, it isn't very ladylike to drive around with a bag of trash mounted somewhere on your car...

Hey...you're picking on me again aren't you?

just be glad your trash containers are a mile away. I have to drive my trash to the dump out here.

Don't you hate it when you're mowing and run out of gas but you and your mower are several acres away?

Rockinonahigh
04-21-2011, 06:46 PM
Dont ya hate it when You find out at a staff meeting that the gov had cut some of the funding for the project u work for,werent going to tell us but finaly did,this is not good for the many ppl who find work thrue this program that couldnt before.Yes,I am already job hunting cause I only work 20 hours a week and know I can do much better.I already have a job interviue at 10:00am tomorrow at notinies Italian resturant..then Im going to take a run at the casinos to see whats up.I just hope this dosent mess up my trip to the reunion,hope I can be there at least a couple of days..maybe things will stay the same just a little longer.

Gemme
04-29-2011, 08:33 PM
Dont ya hate it when You find out at a staff meeting that the gov had cut some of the funding for the project u work for,werent going to tell us but finaly did,this is not good for the many ppl who find work thrue this program that couldnt before.Yes,I am already job hunting cause I only work 20 hours a week and know I can do much better.I already have a job interviue at 10:00am tomorrow at notinies Italian resturant..then Im going to take a run at the casinos to see whats up.I just hope this dosent mess up my trip to the reunion,hope I can be there at least a couple of days..maybe things will stay the same just a little longer.

It'll be fine. When it gets to the point that you're discussing hours with them, tell them that you have a family reunion to attend in mid-October, but you can work any other time. Nine out of ten places will appreciate the head's up and work with you.

Rockinonahigh
05-01-2011, 05:27 PM
They have know about the reunion from the getgo,I told them when and how long I would be gone,they said ok just remind me a month before.Im all ready to head to the rock,Id go now if it were held sooner.Im on bended knee hopeing it will be in Austin next time..hint..hint.Thats a rockin (no pun intended) town u all have there.

princessbelle
05-01-2011, 07:13 PM
Don't you hate it when.....

....you watch a show you taped from last week and they issue tornado warnings at the bottom of the screen. You then jump up, scared and heart racing, run to look out the windows and see only blue skies and think WTH? Then the ding goes off as well as the lightbulb and you sorta remember this was taped during the tornados of last week.

Not that i've done that....just saying IF i had i WOULD of hated it. :angel:

WingsOnFire
05-01-2011, 08:39 PM
Don't you hate it when.....

....you watch a show you taped from last week and they issue tornado warnings at the bottom of the screen. You then jump up, scared and heart racing, run to look out the windows and see only blue skies and think WTH? Then the ding goes off as well as the lightbulb and you sorta remember this was taped during the tornados of last week.

Not that i've done that....just saying IF i had i WOULD of hated it. :angel:

That was cute! I laughed and could just imagine "someone" doing that.. :giggle:

sweet_goldie_grrl
06-21-2011, 12:07 AM
I just burnt my damned gourmet pizza! LoL. I guess when it said cook for 9 minutes, it really meant 9 minutes and not 12! I need a girl around to help me with these things. A girl who can cook, mind you. LoL.

Don't you worry Daddy!! I can cook for us. You won't ever have burnt pizza again!! well....unless we get distracted and aren't paying attention to what's in the oven... :eyebat:

JAGG
07-14-2011, 06:22 PM
Don't you hate it when it takes you 5 min to shop in Walmart, but you stand in line at the checkout for 45 min .

JAGG
07-18-2011, 10:55 AM
Don't you hate it when , 2 months after you planted flower seeds they still haven't sprouted. Yet every other day a weed pops up and grows 5 inches within hours.

JAGG
10-13-2011, 10:15 AM
A big fat juicy bug explodes on your windshield , right in your line of vision. You have to keep leaning to see around it.

Ms. Meander
02-06-2012, 08:13 AM
Don't you hate it when you are all bleary-eyed in the morning but you manage to make your coffee, then you pour chunky cream into it?

Don't you hate it when you've only quit smoking 4 days earlier and this feels like something to slit your wrists over?

*Accepting coffee deliveries this morning*

smouldering
02-08-2012, 08:38 AM
Don't you hate it when you are sound asleep toasty, cozy warm and having a really great dream.. and suddenly you have to pee so bad it hurts but you don't wanna wake up?


Don't you hate it when someone gets mad at you, deletes you off of FB and has a mini temper tantrum because they've sent you texts to your phone that you're ignoring but in reality THEY forgot your cell was turned off? lol

Sachita
02-08-2012, 10:43 AM
Don't you hate it when you are sound asleep toasty, cozy warm and having a really great dream.. and suddenly you have to pee so bad it hurts but you don't wanna wake up?




OMG hate hate this the most.


Don't you hate it when you're lying in bed, a commercial comes on teasing you with a food you love....and you're not eating that any more? Or you get up to go to the kitchen and your missing a main ingredient to make something you have a hankering for?

genghisfawn
02-08-2012, 11:01 AM
Don't you hate it when you are sound asleep toasty, cozy warm and having a really great dream.. and suddenly you have to pee so bad it hurts but you don't wanna wake up?


That happens so often. It's distressing, as all I have to live on are dreams (for some things)!

Don't you hate it when you get back from a weekend away and your apartment smells like something died in it? You think, "I totally took out the garbage," and begin to play a round of What The Hell Is That Smell? instead of unpacking and having a wee like you'd prefer, but discover it's actually the sink trap and you're horrified and disgusted that it can get that way so quickly?

Gemme
02-08-2012, 09:53 PM
That happens so often. It's distressing, as all I have to live on are dreams (for some things)!

Don't you hate it when you get back from a weekend away and your apartment smells like something died in it? You think, "I totally took out the garbage," and begin to play a round of What The Hell Is That Smell? instead of unpacking and having a wee like you'd prefer, but discover it's actually the sink trap and you're horrified and disgusted that it can get that way so quickly?

Vinegar and baking soda can work wonders.

StrongButch
02-08-2012, 10:12 PM
Your roomate shaves leaves hair in the sink and hys dirty socks on the floor in bathroom

Rockinonahigh
02-08-2012, 11:01 PM
Dont ya hate it when the day starts out great then a nagging headache starts and wont go away,even whaen you have taken all the meds you have for such a thing.

JAGG
02-09-2012, 12:38 PM
Don't you hate it when you are sound asleep toasty, cozy warm and having a really great dream.. and suddenly you have to pee so bad it hurts but you don't wanna wake up?


Don't you hate it when someone gets mad at you, deletes you off of FB and has a mini temper tantrum because they've sent you texts to your phone that you're ignoring but in reality THEY forgot your cell was turned off? lol

Don't you hate it when you have to pee really bad while you are asleep and dream that you are peeing. Wakes me right up and I think I'm gonig fool around 1 second longer and head to the bathroom. I figure that's about as crystal clear of a message your body could give you. Ha

diamondrose
02-09-2012, 01:02 PM
Don't you hate it when you are sleeping oh so good all snuggie and warm in the bed and your dog has to go pee...an hour before your alarm clock is due to go off!

SyrBlackwolff
02-09-2012, 02:38 PM
Don't you hate it when you get your first cup of coffee and realized, you forgot to put the coffee in the coffee pot!!!

Daktari
02-09-2012, 03:09 PM
...you feel so perky you bug yourself? :blink:

princessbelle
02-09-2012, 03:39 PM
...you feel so perky you bug yourself? :blink:

Oh heck to the yeah!!!!!!

IrishGrrl
02-09-2012, 05:11 PM
someone runs over your heart with a mac truck?

girl_dee
02-09-2012, 05:34 PM
your winter stockings slide down while your skirt keep sliding up

JAGG
02-14-2012, 04:25 PM
Don't you hate it when you get up in the middle of the night to pee, and crack you shin on the corner of the bed trying to crawl back in.

girl_dee
02-14-2012, 04:27 PM
You keep backwards talking

Just now i asked Syr if we could eat a movie and watch chinese food!

Scorp
02-14-2012, 05:13 PM
Don't you hate it when....

You wake up looking forward to your cereal, grab the bowl out of the cupboard, pour your fruit loops in the bowl...go to the fridge to get the milk and realize there isn't any!!! :overreaction:

foxyshaman
02-15-2012, 10:10 AM
I wear a white shirt only to realize it attracts things of all other colors like:
coffee
tea
soup
red wine
... etc

I hate it when I forget why I don't wear white shirts:canadian:

grenade
02-15-2012, 10:49 AM
Don't you hate it when your super cute, sparkly, ballerina flats decide they are not rain proof. :( soggy toes.

Sassy
02-15-2012, 05:01 PM
DYHIW... You pull a beautiful buttermilk pie (aka: chess pie) from the oven, golden brown, smelling sweet and delicious. Only to realize, long after it's cooled, that the center isn't quite baked through.

... "Scoopable" wasn't really the consistency I was going for. *LOL*

IrishGrrl
02-21-2012, 08:08 AM
You have to have part of your jaw bone cut out to remove a wisdom tooth that grew in sideways and into your sinus cavity?

I do.

:seeingstars:

Princess
02-21-2012, 08:14 AM
Don't you hate it when..you reach for your favorite kcup for a fantastic morning chai, only to realise you're out!

Le sigh! Trip to the grocery later fo sho!

Inked_Trinity
02-21-2012, 08:42 AM
Don't you hate it when you drop your bluetooth into your cup of coffee! :annoyed:

LipstickLola
02-21-2012, 12:46 PM
Don't ya hate when someone puts the EMPTY half/half carton back in the fridge and you're standing there with your coffee hot and ready? grrrr:coffee: