Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them

[Mister Bent]

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

[MizzSabra]

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?

[evolveme]

I miss Bob.

We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here.

[Mister Bent]

That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?


Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

[Queerasfck]

Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"


Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?

[evolveme]

To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

[MizzSabra]

Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.


Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

[Mister Bent]

Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"


Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?

Are you making fun of my hearing loss? :mad: (These smileys blow!)

I built it, you came. Maybe if we put a little lutefisk on a hook we could catch Bob.

To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

What's SHE talking about?

[evolveme]

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

[SuperFemme]

http://www.inthegnar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bromance.jpg

[little man]

i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

[MizzSabra]

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.

[evolveme]

i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

[little man]

See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

see what happens when you're just looking for some relief? a little help? the ladypersons turn on ya.

*sigh*

[evolveme]

As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.

Oh, I think yew would.

Come on over and find out, Lady.

[Queerasfck]

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

[MizzSabra]

Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

[Mister Bent]

Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

Who you calling lady?!

I'm telling Mom.

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that!

I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.

[Queerasfck]

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.

[Queerasfck]

Who you calling lady?!

I'm telling Mom.

Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!

[MizzSabra]

O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that!

I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.[/font]


I'm thinkin' you may be correct.


You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.

Do I want to know?

[Mister Bent]

Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!


O yeah?!

Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.

[Queerasfck]

O yeah?!

Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.

Ohhhh, well maybe I'll just find your "single sexin" tape and put it Facebook. Just like Carrie Prejean. hahahahahaa

[evolveme]

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?

[Mister Bent]

Ohhhh, well maybe I'll just find your "single sexin" tape and put it Facebook. Just like Carrie Prejean. hahahahahaa

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?

More to the point, she was solo? Intrigued!

[Queerasfck]

You two need to spend all day online and you'll know all about sex tapes......heh.

[Queerasfck]

More to the point, she was solo? Intrigued!

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-sex-tape.html

[bonne-maman]

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

[Mister Bent]

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-sex-tape.html

Will this be the link that lures bonnenonmom into the thread? Clearly we need to study how to bait our hooks.


Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

Hot damn! Who knew that lame link would work!? Ezee I want to SEE the tape. Is she self-diddling? Are there inanimate, hell ANIMATE, objects involved? See, this is why we need Bob - this is clearly a job for a librarian!

[bonne-maman]

Will this be the link that lures bonnenonmom into the thread? Clearly we need to study how to bait our hooks.


JINX JINX! Posting at the same time! I get to slug you!

POW.

[bonne-maman]

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-sex-tape.html

that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.

[evolveme]

The history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

[Mister Bent]

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

I was wondering where my dollar got to! I had 2 nickels going hard at it to make that dollar, I'll have you know!

[bonne-maman]

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.

[bonne-maman]

I must go pick up the spawn from the after school holding facility.

I expect some bromo porn when I return.

I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.

[Queerasfck]

that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.

Geez woman, I know you are from a remote area and that you are busy trying to get your freak on, but Carrie Prejean has sorta been on the news the last couple of months or so and not in a good way for our people.

Link about her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Prejean

Link about sex: www.redtube.com

Here to help!

[Kim]

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

I support bromos and bromo porn - hot!

[Mister Bent]

I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.

Um, yeah.

I totes forgot her name.


I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.

Bonneville Salt Flats, your knack for new monikers is as zesty as ever!

Hey, I know I sometimes give les (French pronunciation) ladypeoples a hard time, but my love is real and you and my lovely ladyperson are forever opening my eyes.*

* here is where I would thumbs up if I had one

[Queerasfck]

Dryer lint can be art. I have a lot of free time right now. http://gregcookland.com/journal/uploaded_images/picCaveNickRISDblog-713735.jpg

[Mister Bent]

I support bromos and bromo porn - hot!

Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.

[Kim]

Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.

Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

[bonne-maman]

Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

[Kim]

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

[Mister Bent]

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

isn't that a kind of cheese?

[bonne-maman]

Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

[bonne-maman]

isn't that a kind of cheese?

JINX AGAIN!

Slugging you in the same spot with my wee (boney knuckled) fists.

[Mister Bent]

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?


And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

[Kim]

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Yes! And a little less conversation, a little more action please...

[evolveme]

BroHos.

<lip curl>

[bonne-maman]

Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?


And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

Brohos, yes. Get started. please. :rolleyes:

I know it will leave a mark. But, nice upper arm muscles there broho, put them to some bromo-porn use.

[Mister Bent]

BroHos.

<lip curl>

Look, you stole my dollar, we're even.

[evolveme]

Finders

Keepers

[Mister Bent]

BroHos.

<lip curl>

Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

[evolveme]

Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

Well, then.

Thank Heavens I laundered it.

[apretty]

i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

[Mister Bent]

i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

Delicious. I'm also fond of tabrohouli.

[Mister Bent]

Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.

[Queerasfck]

Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.



Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!

[Mister Bent]

Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!

You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!

YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30

[Queerasfck]

You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!

YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdClu1KeC8)

Awesome! I don't know how you come up with the things you do--he's my idol. I hold him in high esteem, almost as high as you. I'm going to make pancakes now.

[apretty]

is 'keynote' compatible with 'powerpoint'?

if i make it in 'keynote' can i use the available 'powerpoint' in classroom, for the presentation?

what, wrong thread?

[Mister Bent]

is 'keynote' compatible with 'powerpoint'?

if i make it in 'keynote' can i use the available 'powerpoint' in classroom, for the presentation?

what, wrong thread?

There is no wrong, only thread.

But to answer your question, using keynote, I believe files are saved as PowerPoint files, ergo, they should open in PowerPoint. Not sure what happens, however, when you try to convince the inferior PC operating system of this.

[Random]

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.


Isn't that what the orginal madmax was?

[Mister Bent]

Isn't that what the orginal madmax was?

Then they ruined the format. Pfft.

Also, I'm going to break up with Ezee the Neglector. I need a new bromance.

[Queerasfck]

Then they ruined the format. Pfft.

Also, I'm going to break up with Ezee the Neglector. I need a new bromance.Whaaaa?????! I'm watching THE GAME! Can't a guy get any peace?! Now you tell me I'm being replaced? I didn't even know you were unhappy. Maybe we could try counseling?C'mon is it because I'm still a "junior member"?

[Mister Bent]

Whaaaa?????! I'm watching THE GAME! Can't a guy get any peace?! Now you tell me I'm being replaced? I didn't even know you were unhappy. Maybe we could try counseling?C'mon is it because I'm still a "junior member"?

It's always the same, grand gestures and lots of attention at the beginning, then...fizzle.

I'd be watching the game, too, if our LAME coverage area didn't show the crappiest games in the NFL week after week. I want to see the Saints and Steelers games, not freaking Carolina and Atlanta all the time! Shit, I'd take Baltimore over this crap.

[Queerasfck]

It's always the same, grand gestures and lot's of attention at the beginning, then...fizzle.

I'd be watching the game, too, if our LAME coverage area didn't show the crappiest games in the NFL week after week. I want to see the Saints and Steelers games, not freaking Carolina and Atlanta all the time! Shit, I'd take Baltimore over this crap.

Well, maybe if you weren't always working I wouldn't spend so many days and nights alone.......

[Mister Bent]

Well, maybe if you weren't always working I wouldn't spend so many days and nights alone.......

You're going to throw that tired line at me again?!

[apretty]

what's up in the broing bee?

[Mister Bent]

what's up in the broing bee?


For a second I thought maybe you'd been reading Chaucer.

[apretty]

For a second I thought maybe you'd been reading Chaucer.

i like my chaucer in a saucer.

[SelfMadeMan]

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

[bonne-maman]

Hey you buncha bromos! Here is a fellow bromosexual singing about one of your favorite activities!

YouTube- The Count Censored


:vampirebat:

[apretty]

The Thunder from Down Under is coming to the PHX and EZ doesn't want to attend. what's up with that, bromos?

[evolveme]

LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

Now I would have been certain before this post that my mama was not in Minnesota.

[Mister Bent]

LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

Welcome Self! Did you bring a bro with you, or would you like to borrow mine? Usually we have some spares around here, but one of them moved from Louisiana to be with a pretty woman, and has subsequently disappeared (maybe she shot him? We're not sure).

The Thunder from Down Under is coming to the PHX and EZ doesn't want to attend. what's up with that, bromos?

Srsly? Because that (http://www.exploringlasvegas.com/shows/thunderdownunder/thunder-from-down-under.jpg) does not fall under the realm of bromance or GMP.

You know better.

[Queerasfck]

Just wanted to share the good news! Must read! TOP in the name of love
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/1103011200/_i/4793379/1.jpg

[Mister Bent]

I have that on my nightstand.

But we need to talk about that tattoo.

[apretty]

this looks like a good place for a crankyold bromo...

[bonne-maman]

hi and bye bromos and those who love them. Off to the good Dr.'s house. This pack your bag, and dog, overnight dating is kinda crazy, haven't done it for five bazillion years.

c'mon pedro pan, we're headin out.

[Mister Bent]

this looks like a good place for a crankyold bromo...

I just happen to have one!

hi and bye bromos and those who love them. Off to the good Dr.'s house. This pack your bag, and dog, overnight dating is kinda crazy, haven't done it for five bazillion years.

c'mon pedro pan, we're headin out.

Thanks for stopping by!

[bonne-maman]

Miss you weirdo brohos. Come and entertain me.

[Mister Bent]

Dear Bonne mots,

You have been scooting off to canoodle, leaving us to wilt like neglected houseplants and now you want to complain?

But, it seems gone are the days when we could insinuate ourselves into your plans with - what the HELL is her name anyway?

I suppose we could try to bromance Dr. M, but, well, that might just be awkward.

Maybe Scrabble?

[bonne-maman]

Dear Mr. Scent,

Let's just call her the good Dr. Ok? And the good Doctor has some who are bromancing her in person locally, so we are working on her bro-bilities. :clap:
(now there are too many smilies, damn)

but long-distance, via bonne, bromancing is welcome also. I think we may not see her on a sight like this, but watch for her via her sparse here and there presence on my FB comments.

[evolveme]

Dear Bonney,

I just want to know if the Good Doctor is good at giving head.

Never Afraid of the Important Questions,

e

[bonne-maman]

Dear e,

:cold:
Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.

[evolveme]

Dear e,

:cold:
Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.

Never fear, Bonne! I read scarf-speak!

"Dr. Feelgood Gives Head All Night! It is Almighty!"

Woot!

e

[bonne-maman]

Never fear, Bonne! I read scarf-speak!

"Dr. Feelgood Gives Head All Night! It is Almighty!"

Woot!

e

yr good. :Howtoimg:

[Queerasfck]

Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

[evolveme]

yr good. :Howtoimg:

Girrrrl, when your teenager speaks 90 words a second and texts you things NOT in grammatical English, you get good at deciphering strange languages.

:formalbow:

[Mister Bent]

Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

It got GROSS.

BUT! e did find my very own icon...

:sumo:

Whoops.

This one...

:superman:

[evolveme]

Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

You can blame the good doctor.

[MaryBailey]

Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:

[Queerasfck]

Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:
Whooooooooooo is this?
What's wrong with two bro's that are good friends?!
Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!

[MaryBailey]

Whooooooooooo is this?
What's wrong with two bro's that are good friends?!
Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!



Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

[Queerasfck]

Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

Ahhhha I like a ladee with jokes. Since I am unsure that the poly life style is for me, perhaps you'd like to meet some of my butch friends like gobblemaster69, Freek_no_leash, daddyfriscoho. Let me know if any of them sound interesting to a fine femme such as yourself!

Unicorns RULE! Going back to play Xbox now.......

[Mister Bent]

Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:

When Ezee told you sometimes he pitches and I catch, he was referring to our baseball team!

<snip>Going back to play Xbox now.......

What? Now you're getting all Bob on me?

[apretty]

Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

*petting your muzzle* ;)

[MaryBailey]

*petting your muzzle* ;)

Giddyup, PonyGirl.


:mountie:

[apretty]

Giddyup, PonyGirl.


:mountie:

YouTube- Sandra Bernhard + Ain't No Mountain Hight Enough

[Queerasfck]

YouTube- Sandra Bernhard + Ain't No Mountain Hight Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kbUc0441I)

You gals are so CLOSE. That's HOT. I mean nice.

[Queerasfck]

Here's a video I enjoy, and I believe my broheiny likes it too. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mr. Bent dresses like this in the real world.


YouTube- close the door teddy pandergrass live

[bonne-maman]

[QUOTE=EzeeTiger;9555]Here's a video I enjoy, and I believe my broheiny likes it too. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mr. Bent dresses like this in the real world.[quote]

Is a broheiny the heiny of a bro? You guys are so likin each others booties.

That's so bro-ay.

c'mon Pierre le Pan

:walking-poodle:

[Mister Bent]

Is a broheiny the heiny of a bro? You guys are so likin each others booties.

That's so bro-ay.

c'mon Pierre le Pan

:walking-poodle:

Broheiny: A term coined by Mr. Bent to designate his brohamulus Ezee Tiger from other broheims. It specifically recognizes that Ezee can sometimes be a real ass.

[Queerasfck]

Broheiny: A term coined by Mr. Bent to designate his brohamulus Ezee Tiger from other broheims. It specifically recognizes that Ezee can sometimes be a real ass.

Why are you playing online? You better get to church, you and I are the altar boys this morning!

[Mister Bent]

Why are you playing online? You better get to church, you and I are the altar boys this morning!

The only altar where I want to "worship" is still asleep.

Besides, last time I did altar boy duty with you, Father Flanagan made us kneel on rice after YOU drank the communion wine!

[Queerasfck]

That's me, bottom row on the far right, Mr. Bent is next to me. He has lame shoes. No fashion sense.

http://www.fethard.com/photos_2004/altar_boys_1960s.jpg

[Mister Bent]

I hated those shoes Mom got me! Turned me rogue - you can read all about it in my new memoir:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/dangerous_lives_of_altar_boys_ver1.jpg

[MaryBailey]

That's me, bottom row on the far right, Mr. Bent is next to me. He has lame shoes. No fashion sense.

http://www.fethard.com/photos_2004/altar_boys_1960s.jpg

:deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse: :deadhorse:

[Mister Bent]

Bromosexuality, it's fluid and requires no pronouns.

It also means that anything goes, so one need not worry about embarrassing photos of one's hypocrisy cropping up elsewhere on the internet.

[Queerasfck]

Bromosexuality, it's fluid and requires no pronouns.

It also means that anything goes, so one need not worry about embarrassing photos of one's hypocrisy cropping up elsewhere on the internet.

I'm glad it's here. And I'm glad you're here too Mister Bent.

[Mister Bent]

I'm glad it's here. And I'm glad you're here too Mister Bent.

*snif, you validate me.

Plus, having you here means I don't have to talk to myself.

Well, I do that anyway, but you know.

Also, Steelers wtf?!

[Kim]

Where are the bromos? I'm not seeing the love. So sad!

[apretty]

maybe we should take over, let the femmes keep this sewing circle alive while the bros are off doing this thing... wait, don't tell me, i was just told what it is yesterday, you fill in a bunch of boxes and you guess who the best hockey player is? march madness, that must be it.

wow, mr. bent doesn't keep a very tidy sewing station, his singer can't even be seen in this photo!

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens7538102_1255439618clutter.jpg

oh there it is!

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/hello-kitty-sewing-machine.jpg

pretty!

[Rook]

:fart:
u lot owe me 5 minutes of Life..
~cheesy smile~
join the daaaaaark side....

we got orange.....no wait....Mint Milanos !!!!

~walks off, chewing orange milanos, mumbling~
:cracked:

[Mister Bent]

Um. Whut?

I've been busy looking for a car, you know, something to roll wit my 24s.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/main.jpg

Not SEWING.

[Queerasfck]

How 'bout the Mirth-Mobile??? Perfect for when we go crusin'! I'll bring my Mr. Microphone!!
"Hey good lookin................"

http://www.sinemaestro.com/uploads/posts/2009-07/1246452662_mirth-mobile-1976-amc-pacer-630-75.jpg

[Butterbean]

Hail Bromo Love!

[apretty]

looks even better with you in it, brobent...

http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/love%20machine1%20(1).JPG

...true bromance

http://media.fukung.net/images/15221/f6d5630a5433ea5be95a4ca46806d0ce.jpg

[Mister Bent]

looks even better with you in it, brobent...

http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/love%20machine1%20(1).JPG

...true bromance

http://media.fukung.net/images/15221/f6d5630a5433ea5be95a4ca46806d0ce.jpg

Shag on the dash and ceiling, maybe I better dig out that sewing machine afterall.

ps. Ezee bogarts.

[moxie]

*bumping for Ezee and Bent bromo*

[Queerasfck]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/720/100.jpg

[moxie]

no wrist-biting.

[Queerasfck]

Still more great bros in history!!! We are everywhere!!

http://capslove.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/butch-sundance.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/450229650_21371efd6b.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/04/halloates.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://qtmama.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/alfalfa-spanky.jpg

[moxie]

http://svt.se/content/1/c6/26/29/99/fargo410.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://svt.se/content/1/c6/26/29/99/fargo410.jpg

I'd rather not end up in the wood chopper.

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/TomJerry2_468x342.jpg

[moxie]

I'd rather not end up in the wood chopper.


I SAID except for the ending. :)

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/Heckle_and_Jeckle.png

[moxie]

http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/zack-morris-saved-by-the-bell-reunion-jimmy-fallon-1.jpg

[Queerasfck]

I'd rather be the Kitt the car than Hasselhoff.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/28/hoff-knight-rider-mustang.jpg

[Mister Bent]

I'd rather be the Kitt the car than Hasselhoff.


Well, I'm sure as hell not being the Hoff.

Have you seen that guy lately?

Drunken cheeseburger exploits!

[Spa]

Don't Hassel the Hoff.

[Mister Bent]

What?

Could it be?

Broly crap!

It's ol' whatshername!

[Spa]

Yes, it's me. Your resident chick-bro.

Don't get used to it. I just had this feeling that someone...somewhere...was bad-mouthing the Hoff. And here you are.

Don't hate. I hear he's huge in Germany.

[Mister Bent]

Welcome back, brochick, you've been missed.

Now our family is complete.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/base_media.jpg

[Spa]

Excellent.

[violaine]

http://www.bobwirt.com/BigJohn/BigJohn09.jpg


http://www.swapsale.com/Sea_Hunt_Pic.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Ezee and I were quite the bronzed gods in our younger years, it's true.

[Queerasfck]

When I was a cartoon I used to be Race Bannon. I always drive.

http://davidszondy.com/future/jonny_quest/jonny_quest_02.jpg

[moxie]

I heard them on the radio this evening and thought of the two of you. I have no idea why.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iYhXgtbtp1s/SXaSoet0KxI/AAAAAAAABUw/irZ8K-a9vGw/s400/fred+right+said.jpg

[Mister Bent]

When I was a cartoon I used to be Race Bannon. I always drive.

http://davidszondy.com/future/jonny_quest/jonny_quest_02.jpg

I looked like a freak with that beard. And I HATED that you never let me drive.

So I dyed my beard and became an action figure.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/hottopicjoe.jpg

With kung fu grip.

[Queerasfck]

I looked like a freak with that beard. And I HATED that you never let me drive.

So I dyed my beard and became an action figure.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/hottopicjoe.jpg

With kung fu grip.

Of course you had to be one equipped with Kung Fu grip. Wonder why.......

[Mister Bent]

Of course you had to be one equipped with Kung Fu grip. Wonder why.......

Seriously, have you looked at that grip? Dude has some girth going on.


*Waiting to see who reps that shit...

[moxie]

Seriously, have you looked at that grip? Dude has some girth going on.


*Waiting to see who reps that shit...


I would only rep it because of the "life-like hair and beard", but I ain't gonna.

[Queerasfck]

http://www.getnet.net/~richarde/toystore/Images/2002_1022_195424AA%20pee%20wee.JPG

My action figure was found at an adult movie theater with his pants down.

[Queerasfck]

I heard them on the radio this evening and thought of the two of you. I have no idea why.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iYhXgtbtp1s/SXaSoet0KxI/AAAAAAAABUw/irZ8K-a9vGw/s400/fred+right+said.jpg

Must be because I'm too sexy. Ha.

[Mister Bent]

Or deeply dippy.

[Gemme]

Twisted. You all are twisted tighter than a New York pretzel. :blink:

[Mister Bent]

Best wishes to my Brohighness and his broho tomorrow!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/moving.jpg

[Queerasfck]

It's like this.............

http://www.lucyfan.com/photoweek136e.jpg

[Mister Bent]

This would be a lot easier...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/moving-1.jpg

[Corkey]

Remember....fluids.......good luck!

[Queerasfck]

This would be a lot easier...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/moving-1.jpg

Thank you brother! This might be faster too!

http://www.amish.net/images/buggybig.jpg

Don't hate me because I don't use buttons.

[Mister Bent]

Remember....fluids.......good luck!

Fluids! Check!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/liquid-silk_3j3e.gif

[moxie]

I think we need to start a bromo commune where all broheinys can be together and the rest of us can feel the love.
Must have indoor plumbing and be allowed to eat meat.
uh huh.

[Mister Bent]

I think we need to start a bromo commune where all broheinys can be together and the rest of us can feel the love.
Must have indoor plumbing and be allowed to eat meat.
uh huh.

Totes.

And...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/hi-res.jpg



Just follow Bob and Ezee, they'll show the way!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/weird-naked-guys-running-739191.jpg

[Mister Bent]

EzeeDoesIt: apretty just exits for no reason.
O she needed coffee, thats her reason.
Of course I didn't know & couldn't pull off.
Now I'm at the next exit waiting for her in bumfuck.

What's the big deal? she sez!

Help me Jesus!

[Corkey]

EzeeDoesIt: apretty just exits for no reason.
O she needed coffee, thats her reason.
Of course I didn't know & couldn't pull off.
Now I'm at the next exit waiting for her in bumfuck.

What's the big deal? she sez!

Help me Jesus!

All those stops are gonna make the gas go gone sooner. I hope EZ planed for this.

[Mister Bent]

All those stops are gonna make the gas go gone sooner. I hope EZ planed for this.

I'm reasonably certain Ezee's plans are sailing out the window with what's going to be left of his hair.

[Corkey]

I'm reasonably certain Ezee's plans are sailing out the window with what's going to be left of his hair.

Too bad I liked his hair.:blink:

[Mister Bent]

EzeeOnTheHair: Ugh! She bought me a turkey sandwich! I wanted McNuggets!
When on the road I indulge!

See, now I'm worried about my broham. McNuggets considered an indulgence?

He's lost it.

[Soon]

hilarious!

laughing in a sauna-like Starbucks! wtf?!

personally, i hate stopping while driving for whatever; however, that being said, if you DO, one must INDULGE and get whatever greasy, fatty goodness one desires in order to make the hell trek more palatable!

good luck, ez and apretty and keep that caravan of love moving!

[Mister Bent]

Dateline: California Border
Reported by: EzeeGoing

We just got stopped at a border check point. They need to open the UHaul. Hope nothing flies out!

They let me go, but kept apretty and our chiwahwah!

[imperfect_cupcake]

http://www.crownandmitre.com/data/uploads/withnail-and-i.jpg

and don't forget the rabrobit.

alternatively cooked in a different stylee by a different bromance:

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/HowdyDoody/xmas-clarabelle.JPG

[Mister Bent]

After hearing of my Brosephus' Ezee's experience with PODS

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/2419768150_0046af55e2.jpg



I've decided to take a different approach to moving my residence:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/house-moving-3.jpg

[Queerasfck]

After hearing of my Brosephus' Ezee's experience with PODS

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/2419768150_0046af55e2.jpg



I've decided to take a different approach to moving my residence:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/house-moving-3.jpg



You can do it man! I know you've been working out.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/3838752290_1c54243d7f_o.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Thankfully, I have help.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/child-labor.jpg

[MaryBailey]

You're both complete retards.

[Mister Bent]

REPORTED!

Mary, I need to remind you, this thread is for Bromosexuals and the people who love them. Your comment is not allowing me to *feel* the love I know you to hold deeply for both of us.

When's your love train coming to town?

[Random]

You're both complete retards.

I know that ya'll are playing with each other, but I have to say this post really is in poor taste...


Why would you even use that word in playing? it's a foul taunt that children use to make them selves feel superior.


Ya'll might roll like that in private... But there are other people reading your words... People who have seen the effect of that particular phrase on their loved ones.

So, I'm going to type here what I say in the physical world..

Nuhuh... Not appropreate word use...

[UofMfan]

You're both complete retards.

MODERATING:

MaryBailey, your post has been reported. Please consider your language when engaging in this forum. We do not condone using language that is hurtful to others and that has such a negative connotation.

Playfulness or not, you need to keep this in mind when posting in the future.

[MaryBailey]

"Different personal experience, different wit, different thought patterns..."

Taken from your signature, Random.
Lighten up and practice what you preach. If you've ever used the words "dyke", "queer" or "homo", then surely you can understand that words only have the power we assign them. "Retarded" can actually mean "slowed or lacking in maturation", which was my use. Your interpretation of it as "in poor taste" must come from your own misuse of the word to denigrate those with intellectual disabilities. Maybe you should look at that.

[Random]

"Different personal experience, different wit, different thought patterns..."

Taken from your signature, Random.
Lighten up and practice what you preach, sweetheart. If you've ever used the words "dyke", "queer" or "homo", then surely you can understand that words only have the power we assign them. "Retarded" can actually mean "slowed or lacking in maturation", which was my use. Your interpretation of it as "in poor taste" must come from your own misuse of the word to denigrate those with intellectual disabilities. Maybe you should look at that.

There is a difference in reclaiming words, using words to describe yourself, and using words as a put down, or to make others feel *less than* I personally never use a word in a negitive way to put anyone down.. I don't need to do that..

I have to say.. I absolutly love how you are attempting to imply that my objection to the word comes from my shame from using it to put people down.. It made me laugh... Do you use this tactic to shut people up often?

You didn't use Retarded in any form that you quoted.. I actually am pretty familure with the definitions..

There is a difference in saying... I'm going to put the dough in the retarder so it will proof slowly and saying.. You are a retard.. I'm sorry if you don't know the difference...

Sorry, I'm not really good at lightening up.. To me when someone tell me to lighten up, I equate that with shut up... I choose not to do that..

[MaryBailey]

Aye yi yi. If shutting you up was the intent, I wouldn't have responded, clearly.
It is not your call to decide how I meant it. If I'd called them... oh I dunno, Down Syndromed, Aspergered, Palsy-ated... well sure I could see you getting all riled up. If someone uses "socially retarded", does that affect your delicate sensibilities too?

My comment was made to two of my friends. I can see how it could alert the PC police. But you don't know me, so don't presume to know my intentions, my experiences with that word, or my heart. If I dissected everything you or friends of yours have said on the internet, I'm sure I could find plenty that would offend one person or another, without you having called them out.

One man's "retard" is another man's "gypped", "paddy wagon" or "indian giver", etc.

UofMfan- just out of curiosity (i know this sounds sarcastic but it really is an honest question), are moderators instructed to report every post with 'dyke' and 'fag' and 'queer'?

[imperfect_cupcake]

Mary. you seem intelligent enough to understand the difference between words you use with your mates who all get the irony and using provocative language in order to... I dunno or care what your motives are, nunomybiz. Personal Eg: I use some terms with my mates that I wouldn't use on a giganto board - nor would I ever use certain types of British humour here - it just wouldn't be "got" or appreciated by the wider view. Eg 2: I don't swear around children or at work but I use the words "fuck" "cunt" and "cockvomit" at the pub and with friends. Place/time yanno? I'm certain you get it.

I think the mod has informed you of what's not done here. Perhaps we should leave the bromolove intact, no? If you want to discuss with the mod, their actions, maybe you should IM the mod.

[Queerasfck]

http://johnniecraig.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/the-end1.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/resetbutton.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Ezee and I like to start out our day with a little calisthenics - keeps us looking young!

fIVfe-crHDs

We get our cardio workout in the racism thread.


It's not easy being retired!

[Queerasfck]

http://www.fitterfasterstronger.com.au/Portals/12/old_workout_equipment_4.jpg

Morning reps.

[Mister Bent]

...but for those of you who aspire to the svelte physiques of the bromosexual set:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/2008_09_30electricbelt.jpg



I haven't forgotten the ladies!

For that dynamic torpedo-look bust:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/vintage-exercise-ad.jpg

[Queerasfck]

I haven't forgotten the ladies!

For that dynamic torpedo-look bust:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/vintage-exercise-ad.jpg[/FONT]

Dude, thats totes what apretty looked like when she tried on her new bras this morning.............totes.

http://daisyfairbanks.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5508f181588330133ee9dfb0b970b-800wi

[Mister Bent]

Wow! No wonder you're such a happy fella!

I'm on my way over, think she'll give me a preview?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/47TheOriginalSmartCar.jpg

[Queerasfck]

Wow! No wonder you're such a happy fella!

I'm on my way over, think she'll give me a preview?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/47TheOriginalSmartCar.jpg

Pfffffffffffffffft, yeah right. Turn your sardine can around dude or you must want to get punched. There will be no viewing for you.


http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/HulkFist3Cropped-thumb.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Pfffffffffffffffft, yeah right. Turn your sardine can around dude or you must want to get punched. There will be no viewing for you.


For those who were wondering, there are somethings even we don't share.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/images-6.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/47TheOriginalSmartCar.jpg

For those who were wondering, there are somethings even we don't share.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/images-6.jpg

Although, Mister Bent does enjoy showing off his pipe.....

[Mister Bent]

Although, Mister Bent does enjoy showing off his pipe.....


Just don't try smoking it!

[betenoire]

Dirty. Both of you.

[Mister Bent]

Dirty. Both of you.

We are not!

See? We have soap.

Now be a dear and pick it up for me?

[betenoire]

We are not!

See? We have soap.

Now be a dear and pick it up for me?



I think instead I am gonna say NO, then GO, and TELL someone I trust.

[Mister Bent]

I think instead I am gonna say NO, then GO, and TELL someone I trust.


I'm sorry?

Is this like that newfangled Stop, Drop and Roll?

Kids these days, I never can keep up!

[betenoire]

I'm sorry?

Is this like that newfangled Stop, Drop and Roll?

Kids these days, I never can keep up!


Not newfangled, no. It was part of one of those educational commercials for kids campaign things in the 80s.

You know. What do you do if you're walking home from school and a stranger offers you a ride? NO-GO-TELL! You say NO, then GO, and TELL someone you trust!

I'm surprised you don't remember this? Maybe they were only aired in Canada.

[Tucker]

This place is nasty. A lady can't walk in here without concern that she is going to step in something repulsive.

Can you please hire a maid or something...?


http://www.singas.co.uk/Allan_MacKinnon/Boys_Night_out_Chalet_Club_Changi.jpeg

[Queerasfck]

This place is nasty. A lady can't walk in here without concern that she is going to step in something repulsive.

Can you please hire a maid or something...?


http://www.singas.co.uk/Allan_MacKinnon/Boys_Night_out_Chalet_Club_Changi.jpeg

Set phasers to stun.
http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kirk-phaser.jpg

[Tucker]

Set phasers to stun.
http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kirk-phaser.jpg

Is that BroSpeak for you are going to clean this shit up?

[Queerasfck]

Is that BroSpeak for you are going to clean this shit up?

Maid's day off. But feel free to clean if you want.

http://www.robotvacuumcleaner.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rosie4.jpg

[Nat]

Greyson recommended I post this here :)

Active minds delay dementia but speed decline once it hits (http://www.usatoday.com/yourlife/health/medical/alzheimers/2010-09-02-braingames02_ST_N.htm)

Poring over crossword puzzles, reading and listening to tunes may slow or delay brain decline at first, but being mentally active might speed up dementia once it hits, new research suggests.

"The person who has had a more mentally stimulating lifestyle may have more signs of disease in his brain, but the brain has been able to compensate for it better," says study author Robert Wilson, professor of neurological sciences and behavioral sciences at Chicago's Rush University Medical Center, whose research appears in Neurology this week.

The 12-year study evaluated mental activities of 1,157 people 65 years or older without dementia at the start. Participants were assessed at baseline, and then for Alzheimer's at the six-year mark. Then, every three years, they answered questions about how often they participated in activities such as listening to the radio, reading, playing games and going to a museum. They were rated on a five-point cognitive activity scale. The more often people participated in mentally stimulating exercises, the more points they tallied.

The study found that the rate of cognitive decline in people without dementia was reduced by 52% for each point on the cognitive activity scale. For those with Alzheimer's, however, the average rate of decline per year increased by 42% for each point on the cognitive activity scale.

"The rationale the authors are using is somewhat similar to what people call 'cognitive reserve,' " says Ron Peterson, director of Mayo Clinic's Alzheimer's Disease Research Center.

He says the theory is that in the active mind, the brain creates new neural pathways when damage occurs to circumvent the problems.

Alzheimer's expert Steven DeKosky, dean of the University of Virginia School of Medicine, uses this metaphor: The active brain is like a piece of good wood that's been varnished and revarnished over the years. The inactive brain has fewer coats or lower-quality varnish, he says.

"You don't get symptomatic until you sand down to the bare wood," DeKosky says.

Wilson says researchers don't fully understand why active-minded people suffer such a rapid decline once they develop Alzheimer's, but the study shows the advantages of using your brain because of the early benefits.

That the active-minded person spends less total time in a cognitively disabled and demented state is "a universal good thing," Wilson says. "It's good for the affected person, good for their family and friends and good for our public health system."

[Mister Bent]

Maid's day off. But feel free to clean if you want.

http://www.robotvacuumcleaner.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rosie4.jpg

Preferably on your knees.

[Mister Bent]

Greyson recommended I post this here :)

I don't get it.

Is this thing on?

[Tucker]

Maid's day off. But feel free to clean if you want.

http://www.robotvacuumcleaner.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rosie4.jpg

I purchased you a sexy maid to come help out...
She is the only one that was willing to step inside this place...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2984483387_b3b6d1b839.jpg?v=0

[Mister Bent]

I purchased you a sexy maid to come help out...
She is the only one that was willing to step inside this place...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2984483387_b3b6d1b839.jpg?v=0

Let me direct you to the title of this thread: Bromosexuals and the People Who Love Them.

Not "Dumb Girls Please Dis Our Clubhouse!"

[Tucker]

Who is going to stop the girl from coming in your precious clubhouse?
Once this place gets cleaned up it will make a great place to hang out...
I will have to get some candles for in here.

[Tucker]

Let me direct you to the title of this thread: Bromosexuals and the People Who Love Them.

Not "Dumb Girls Please Dis Our Clubhouse!"

I can appreciate the good ol' Bromance.
I just want to appreciate a Cleaner version of it

[Mister Bent]

Who is going to stop the girl from coming in your precious clubhouse?
Once this place gets cleaned up it will make a great place to hang out...
I will have to get some candles for in here.

And by candles she means...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/digimarc.jpg

[Queerasfck]

Who is going to stop the girl from coming in your precious clubhouse?
Once this place gets cleaned up it will make a great place to hang out...
I will have to get some candles for in here.

Take it outside (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1634&highlight=rose+garden) lady.

[Tucker]

And by candles she means...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/digimarc.jpg

Nope I think I meant these.

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/4349/5791floating_candles.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Nope I think I meant these.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/146-908_large.jpg

Yes, those work, too.

[Tucker]

Yes, those work, too.


What the fuck?!?!?!?
You Bros are mean!
Screw this!

[Diva]

Forgive this interruption....but every time I see this thread....I see "Bromoseltzer".....




I know, I know..... :|

[Diva]

Who is going to stop the girl from coming in your precious clubhouse?
Once this place gets cleaned up it will make a great place to hang out...
I will have to get some candles for in here.



I have lacy curtains, if You'd like to use them.... just sayin'... :eyebat:

[Tucker]

I have lacy curtains, if You'd like to use them.... just sayin'... :eyebat:




Oh that sounds Marvelous Diva!
Thank you ever so much!
Are they pink?

[Mister Bent]

I have lacy curtains, if You'd like to use them.... just sayin'... :eyebat:




Oh that sounds Marvelous Diva!
Thank you ever so much!
Are they pink?

I cannot stem this tide singlehandedly! Where is my Broheiny when I need him?!


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/batman-and-robin-tv.jpg

[Tucker]

You know, if you let girls come play in your BroFort you may be able to get decidedly amazing things like capes.
I hear some girls know how to make them.

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens1585523_1228658142Super-Tim.jpg

[Greyson]

Psst.... Hey guys, this might help keep your suave and debonaire skills in optimum working condition. Or, maybe I am spending way too much time in cyberspace.
______________________________________________

AUGUST 31, 2010
Only in Japan, Real Men Go to a Hotel With Virtual Girlfriends
Dating-Simulation Game a Last Resort For Honeymoon Town and Its Lonely Guests

By DAISUKE WAKABAYASHI

ATAMI, Japan—This resort town, once popular with honeymooners, is turning to a new breed of romance seekers—virtual sweethearts.


In Love Plus, a Japanese dating simulation game, players experience young romance with a virtual girlfriend. Some have even taken their beloved avatars to an island resort -- a real island resort. WSJ's Akiko Fujita takes a tour of Atami.
Since the marriage rate among Japan's shrinking population is falling and with many of the country's remaining lovebirds heading for Hawaii or Australia's Gold Coast, Atami had to do something. It is trying to attract single men—and their handheld devices.

In the first month of the city's promotional campaign launched July 10, more than 1,500 male fans of the Japanese dating-simulation game LovePlus+ have flocked to Atami for a romantic date with their videogame character girlfriends.

The men are real. The girls are cartoon characters on a screen. The trips are actual, can be expensive and aim to re-create the virtual weekend outing featured in the game, a product of Konami Corp. played on Nintendo Co.'s DS videogame system.

Japan Real Time
Virtual Girls, Real Boys "Atami has always been a romantic place, but it is now a romantic place for a modern generation," says Sakae Saito, Atami's mayor.

Love Plus+ re-creates the experience of an adolescent romance. The goal isn't just to get the girl but to maintain a relationship with her.

After choosing one of three female characters—goodie-goodie Manaka, sassy Rinko or big-sister type Nene—to be a steady girlfriend, the player taps a stylus on the DS touch-screen in order to walk hand-in-hand to school, exchange flirtatious text messages and even meet in the school courtyard for a little afternoon kiss. Using the device's built-in microphone, the player can carry on sweet, albeit mundane, conversations.

Konami Digital Entertainment sells the Love Plus video game with wording reading: "Can't stop loving her ... 365 days. This love gentle, warm and strong like the sun. Together we sail out to the sea of love..."

A game character from Love Plus is superimposed over a cellphone photo of Kanji Nagasawa, the owner of a Korean barbecue restaurant in Atami, Japan, holding a specialty dish created for the game's fans.

If the real-life Romeo earns enough "boyfriend power" points—by completing game tasks like homework or exercise to become smarter and more buff—the reward is a virtual trip to Atami.

In the game, the couple tours the local landmarks. The girlfriend changes into a yukata, a casual summer kimono, to go see the fireworks, and then they stay overnight at the Hotel Ohnoya. It is known for its cavernous, white-columned baths in the style of Ancient Rome.

In his first visit to the real-life Atami, Love Plus+ gamer Shunsuke Kato planned to walk around the city and see the sights familiar to him from playing the game. One small hitch: his girlfriend, Manaka, was giving him the silent treatment. I wonder if she is a chatter?

She was upset that he had been so busy at work that he had been playing the game only 10 minutes a day. "On days off, I spend one to two hours with her. I guess, compared to the people who come here, our relationship is a bit lukewarm," said Mr. Kato.

Located at the bend of the Japanese archipelago and a one-hour train ride from Tokyo, Atami has definitely seen better days.

The number of overnight visitors has dropped by half from the peak in the late 1960s. The main shopping area has many boarded-up storefronts—a lot of them defunct bars, clubs and other remnants of the city's heyday as an entertainment mecca.

The city is going all-out to indulge ardent Love Plus+ fans.

At the real Hotel Ohnoya, which opened its doors in 1937, the staff is trained to check in Love Plus+ customers as couples even if there is only one actual guest. Says Atsurou Ohno, the hotel's managing director, "We try not to ask too many questions because we want them to be able to remain immersed in that game world."

Some devoted fans will go so far as to pay twice the rate—most hotels in Japan charge per guest not per room—to indulge the fantasy that they are not there alone. A night's stay, at most, can cost $500 though many rooms are cheaper.

In Atami, the Love Plus+ fans—mostly men in their twenties and thirties—stand out. Unlike the deeply tanned beach crowd wearing very little, they are often pasty and overdressed for the heat in heavy jeans and button-down shirts. I think we use the same fashion consultant. Who knew?

Tatsuya Fukazawa, a 19-year-old college student, was visiting Atami for the first time on a recent weekend. In a small waist bag, he carried his Nintendo DS. Once he turned on the device, his virtual girlfriend Manaka Takane—a Libra who enjoys making pastries—greeted him in a syrupy sweet voice. aka "phone sex."

"There isn't a lot of romance in my life and this helps me cope with some of the loneliness," said Mr. Fukazawa with a chuckle.

Adding real elements to the virtual relationships is central to the Love Plus+ series. The games can be synched up to an actual calendar and clock, which means playing the game too late at night might mean that the virtual girlfriend is already asleep. Players are expected to remember important dates like birthdays and holidays.

Journal Communitydiscuss“ And with a flip of the switch I can turn her off if she starts to nag me! ”
—Michael Jones Local businesses are feeling the love.

Yamadaya, a shop selling processed fish cakes on Atami's main shopping street, started offering special Love Plus+ fish cakes at the end of July. On top of a rubbery square white cake about the size of piece of toast, Yamadaya draws the characters' faces using black squid ink. At 450 yen ($5.30), the store has been selling out its daily allotment of 150 cakes—50 for each girl.

Korean barbecue-inspired restaurant Hien says a quarter of its customers are currently game-related. For 5,000 yen, customers get a special Love Plus+ menu of Japanese beef and side dishes.

Kanji Nagasawa, Hien's owner, says he is accustomed to making small talk with customers, but the Love Plus+ crowd often sits in silence and plays the game while eating.

"We've been stunned," Mr. Nagasawa said, "how happy this makes those customers."

Alas, the boom ends this month, when the imaginary characters have to go back to school.

And there you have it my fellow Retro Jet Setters.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703632304575451414209658940.html?m od=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read

[Mister Bent]

Thread of inappropriate bromance.

Sometimes I miss you.

[betenoire]

http://s9.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Mini-Muscle-Man-Infant-Costume_F97AF9E5.jpg

[Mister Bent]

I found one of Ezee's baby pictures.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/baby_hulk-726655.jpg

[betenoire]

http://spoilurpets.com/images/Doggy%20Style%20Tee.JPG

[Tucker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/lovecausessuicide/38760_410499118756_557533756_4622388_8344828_n.jpg

[Mister Bent]

...and hanging out in Dr. Bronkenstein's lab!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/ads.jpg

[Queerasfck]

Still waiting for this.....

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hypnotize.jpg

[Queerasfck]

HEY KIDS!!! Come aboard!

http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sub-3.jpg

[Mister Bent]

...sharing our workout tips and routines!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/2_3.jpg

[Queerasfck]

While you guys were sitting around drinking coffee this morning I was busy working out.

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/05-184-training/image040.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

How far did you push it?

[violaine]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/gay_wrestlers-12230.jpg

[moxie]

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/creepy-easter-photo.jpg



And you even coordinated your plaids with the Easter Bunny!
So precious!

[Queerasfck]

We want to pump you up!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hTwAnL3QwPw/Swfw3SkHRFI/AAAAAAAADzA/CWkPH4xIrsU/s1600/hans-and-franz.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/3819975073_b162d3668e_o.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/3819975073_b162d3668e_o.jpg

Improved results!
Helps Support Normal Testosterone Levels, Which in Turn, Helps Support:
Healthy Sex Drive*
Energy Production*
Positive Mood*
Lean Muscle*
Strong Bones*
Concentration*
More Zest for Life!

More zest for life Bent, lord knows you need that.

[Mister Bent]

Improved results!
Helps Support Normal Testosterone Levels, Which in Turn, Helps Support:
Healthy Sex Drive*
Energy Production*
Positive Mood*
Lean Muscle*
Strong Bones*
Concentration*
More Zest for Life!

More zest for life Bent, lord knows you need that.


I get that from my soap.

http://www.usafoods.com.au/includes/getimage.php?folder=product&timage=3623_zest%20soap%20150gr%20aqua.jpg&size=

[Queerasfck]

I get that from my soap.

http://www.usafoods.com.au/includes/getimage.php?folder=product&timage=3623_zest%20soap%20150gr%20aqua.jpg&size=

Thank dog you started using it!

[Diva]

Oh right......I see how You two tried to sneak in here like nobody was watchin' and get it on with Your soaps and Your 15 cent muscles.....

But we're on to Your shenanigans. <waving lacy curtains over my head and screaming, "LONG LIVE BROMOSELTZER!!!!!!"> You can runYour mouths but You cannot hide the bodies.


Carry on.

[Ms. Meander]

MnNsBz0tTjk


http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/imagesqtbnANd9GcRg3ncA77E90bGEcacFCoiYlteF84UEZgXL t6AT0qGdo09k3HxG.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/mestache.jpg

bitchin'

[Queerasfck]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/mestache.jpg

bitchin'

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/snidely-whiplash.jpg
Bent and Snidely. Separated at birth?

[Queerasfck]

Oh right......I see how You two tried to sneak in here like nobody was watchin' and get it on with Your soaps and Your 15 cent muscles.....

But we're on to Your shenanigans. <waving lacy curtains over my head and screaming, "LONG LIVE BROMOSELTZER!!!!!!"> You can runYour mouths but You cannot hide the bodies.


Carry on.

http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/185/830/200/heckle-and-jeckle-complete-cartoon-series-41fef.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hmfTPDCI59M/TcLXoWczw-I/AAAAAAAAABw/7mAzNW2XWWM/s1600/Heckel%2BJecklel.jpg

[Diva]

Right.
C'mere.....I have a Sharpie......


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/kensimthebear/BS.gif

[Stray]

HEY KIDS!!! Come aboard!

http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sub-3.jpg



Are these images from video games? I remember seeing similar images from Bioshock, Singularity and Fallout.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ScTVFrW-ATg/S6_f9JqqiFI/AAAAAAAAB2M/heilP7TlD0c/s1600/jerkreggie.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Are these images from video games? I remember seeing similar images from Bioshock, Singularity and Fallout.

Uh.


Pretty safe to assume those images pre-date video games. Like Ezee and me.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://cbswods.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/donkey_kong.jpg?w=300&h=298


JUMP!!!

[Mister Bent]

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gone-fishin.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NqGwAUE4HH0/TWAxu_dzZQI/AAAAAAAAANw/l0QjBrZqPic/s1600/lazy-sunday.jpg

[Diva]

Ohhhhhhhhhh......I see now.

Catch one for me....and can You clean it, too?
Ok, ok....and filet it.
You might as well fry it up while You're at it.



May I have the tartar sauce, please?

[Stray]

Uh.


Pretty safe to assume those images pre-date video games. Like Ezee and me.




Maybe that's where they got the ideas from.

[Queerasfck]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/mestache.jpg

bitchin'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/5788948854_450c0c0126_m.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26961494@N03/5788948854/)