I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........

[Blade]

Back in the day it was... I wish I had a dime for every time......So with inflation and cost of living higher than it was back in the day.

Tell us...I wish I had a dollar for every time..................what?

[Passionaria]

:seeingstars:I wish I had a dollar for every time a car cut in front of me on the freeway today, it's CRAZY out there!!

[Blade]

I wish I a dollar for every time I have to pull up and back up and screw around to try to park my truck, between 2 compact cars that are not centered in their parking places.

[Julien]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I drove my parents to their doctor's appointments, then I'd have the cash to pay for gas.
Ahh, but this is my job right at the moment and that's okay:carride::cough:.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I wish I had a dollar for every time my students yell out "Hey Miss"....One day they will realize I have a name :|

[Gemme]

I wish I had a dollar for every resume I've sent out this year.

[Billy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I have to tell Tom please don't run that black car thru the carwash :|

[JAGG]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said , they would teach me how to dance. Nothing to it, it's sooooooooooo easy.

[morningstar55]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I have to tell Tom please don't run that black car thru the carwash :|

... why shouldnt you run a black car thru a car wash?? :confused:

[JustJo]

I wish I had a dollar for every lie told by a politican...of any party. :)

[Gemme]

I wish I had a dollar for every lie told by a politican...of any party. :)

OMG, I'm moving in with you.

I'll be in the East Wing.

:blink:

[Tcountry]

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has ever doubted someone else's talent...

[scootebaby]

i wish i had a dollar for everytime i have had to tell just ONE employee how to do their job

[Gemme]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I wanted to get something but couldn't because I didn't have enough money....and then I'd go shopping and find the closest orphanage or children's home and surprised them with goodies.

[katsarecool]

I wish I had a dollar everytime I heard someone say "If you did xxxx and xxxx your fibro and chronic pain would be cured!!!! If I had that $$$$ I would buy them a one way ticket to Siberia!

[Duchess]

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gif

[katsarecool]

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gifOh yeah that too!!! Funny!

[Soft*Silver]

for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....

I m really starting to get offended by this...

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I wish I had a dollar every time I didn't say what I want to say

[sharkchomp]

I wish I had a dollar for every commenrcial I've had to sit through on the radio... then I could buy a cd player lol

~~~shark~~~~~~~~~

[Billy]

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gif

Well I don't think I have ever asked that :) But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list :(

[StillettoDoll]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I ask, when are going to fix the fence?

[diamondrose]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wear the color yellow. I'd be banking in the bucks!

[asphaltcowboi]

wish i had a dollar for every time ive been run out of the womens rest room... gave up.. but the mens usually stinks to bad!

[JAGG]

I wish I had a dollar every time I didn't say what I want to say

HAHAH I never have that problem. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said something I shouldn't have.

[JAGG]

for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....

I m really starting to get offended by this...

Tell them you're the buy one get one free label, for today and today only. When I feel myself getting irrated by something, that I know wasn't meant in a bad way, I just make jokes about it. Kind of entertain myself with it all, and then I don't take it so personal. ooops bump

[JAGG]

Wish I had a dollar for everytime I play spider solitare , when I really should be doing something else.

[JAGG]

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gif

What??? :| Holy cow, boy some people have alot of nerve. How rude!!!

[Soft*Silver]

he lied to himself....

[Melissa]

I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse.

and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too.

I could have retired at 35!

M

[Billy]

... why shouldnt you run a black car thru a car wash?? :confused:




Because a carwash even know it's water and not the brushes it takes the wax off the car , and I get tire of rewaxing his demo's :) They have a degreaser in the soap to get the car cleaner faster :) Not a fan of car washes , just sayin

[Blade]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said .....come on potty outside

[Daktari]

...someone shouts "Hey you've lost a wheel" when I'm riding my unicycle.

...and when the numerous teenage boys ask "Can I have a go on that, I bet I can do it" only to fall off instantly :lol2:

[Blade]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

[Jaques]

wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

[Kenna]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

[Blade]

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.:seeingstars: me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

[Kenna]

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.:seeingstars: me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

[Blade]

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

[little_ms_sunshyne]

...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol

[Kenna]

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave


*chuckles*
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNOw3r2Axb7EhtU7ScURAzlBJwuNKUr seo36iflZBCJ2xvJwyl
Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!)

Woff Woff!!
I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw*

And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSeTWEHlC5sRTFpkzzeMoAV8GQwKTTUd Tqhzcd81CcoEWFTLvz-

Smooches,
Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees*

[lipstixgal]

I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...

[Blade]

I wish I had a dollar for every time in my life I've been asked....why do you wear a hat?

[Glenn]

My Furkids sat on my computer, book, or newspaper for attention.

[Sachita]

If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it. :)

[Daktari]

...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles.

...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand.


I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death!

[lipstixgal]

...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles.

...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand.


I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death!

Is a Woddipotimus a cat?? Never heard of that one...

[Daktari]

Is a Woddipotimus a cat?? Never heard of that one...

Her Royal Greyness the Woodipotimus is my 11yr old Russian Blue fur-kid. :D
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2213/2081662266_072a2c819a_m.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/36436946@N00/2081662266/)

[Billy]

Well I don't think I have ever asked that :) But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list :(
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/4breezes/Emoticons/bouncingboobs.gif Found some !

[bright_arrow]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I run through the "checklist" before we leave the house :p

[TickledPink]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me if mine were real!

MY EYES, that is! No, I do not wear contacts!

[Daktari]

...I woke up on Monday morning and really, really didn't want to go to college.

[socialjustice_fsu]

I have asked "what aisle is the kitty litter on and do you carry Fancy Feast Garden Medleys White Meat Chicken and Cheddar Cheese Souffle with Garden Greens kitty food?"

[diamondrose]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.

[Blade]

I pick up a card and put it back....doesn't matter the occasion, I have to have the right card for the person I'm buying it for. It has to look right on the outside and the inside text has to be right too. Gosh it is a long drawn out process for me to pick a card.

[Blade]

I wish I had a dollar for every time "Billy the Exterminator" say "Dude" "whoa dude"

[pajama]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime The Boy ate the last of something that I either haven't had any of, or only had one serving/packet of.

[Kenna]

I wish I had a dollar for every time "Billy the Exterminator" say "Dude" "whoa dude"

Hey!! You committed plagiarism!!! You stole that from me! If you get your money.... you haf-ta share now!

I wish I had a dollar for every time Blade sneezed today!!

[scootebaby]

i wish i had a dollar for everytime i...
:fart: i could fund a small city :blink:

i went to get milk from fridge and there wasnt enough to drown a roach(bc to him it wasnt empty so didnt need to toss out or tell me we were low:|

heard the words "im sorry" "i forgot" yeah another small city im sure

have gotten up to semi-pee at night.....yeah a vacation for the family to puerto rico

[Starbuck]

I wish I had a $1 for every time I had to pick up after my 19 year old son! It's not that he's not been taught, it's just that he doesn't listen too well and he's a typical college student. Still trying to figure out how to get him to do as I ask w/o having to resort to yelling. :deepthoughts:

[tuffboi29]

I smashed a finger while working on a car.

Then again with my luck..I wouldn't smash them nowhere near as often. :blink:

[Kenna]

...........busted or sliced my knuckles on a manifold or slipped the wrench off the plug hidden on the back side of the engine in a car where the engine sits sideways and you can't see what you're doing when you're changing the plugs (I loved my Impala but hated how that engine was designed)

[Blade]

someone interrupts me when I am doing a project.

[cane]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone ask me about my gender.

[Scorp]

Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet.... :eek:

[girl_dee]

that I said "never"
:eyebat:

[StillettoDoll]

I wish i had a dollar every time I picked up poop from my 4 dogs!
And there toys and washing pet beds too !
http://petadore.com/wp-content/themes/arthemia/scripts/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tough-dog-toys.jpg&w=150&h=150&zc=1&q=100

[Greyson]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I doubted myself and then I remembered......

[Starbuck]

For every time my shoes come untied! I swear, I'm as bad as a 10 year old!

[justkim]

Anyone has ever said... I Promise...

[AtLast]

I Wish I Had a $....

for every time my dog lost a new ball at the dog park!

[BoDy*ShOt]

...i catch someone perving my boobs. :blink:

[Gemme]

...i catch someone perving my boobs. :blink:

Think of how much you could have if you had it for ALL the times folks have perved your boobs, whether you caught them or not. :blink:

[Miami]

I wish I had a dollar for every time my upstairs neighbor decided to re-arrange her furniture at three in the morning!

[StillettoDoll]

I wish I had a dollar every time I bought a useless lotto ticket.

[bigbutchmistie]

I wished I had a dollar for everytime I heard a femme I crushed on say, I see you only as a friend.

I wished I had a dollar for everytime I swore to myself I'd learn to keep my mouth shut.

[DoReMiFemme]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I lost the damn earbuds for my iPhone.

[Kenna]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dud fortune cookie :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :greendollar: :dots:

[tapu]

I wish I had a dollar for every time... I had a penny.

[little man]

i wish i had a dollar for every time i said/thought "i wish.*

[tapu]

Better play on the old?


I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dime.

[JAGG]

I have to run the vacuum back and forth over a some lint before it finally sucks it up, yet get within 10 ft of a throw rug with fringe and it turns into a vortex from a tornado.

[LaneyDoll]

I Wish I Had a Dollar for Every Time...

A patient called me (the provider) yelling about a change in their health insurance-a higher copay, a deductible, a non-covered charge. They chose the policy, not me.

Do they not realize that it is easier for me to NOT send them a bill?

:)

:sparklyheart:

[foxyshaman]

Someone changed lanes without signalling. I wish I had another dollar when I bitched about that in my head EVERY SINGLE TIME. :canadian:

[Starbuck]

One of the dogs de-stuffs one of their stuffed animals I buy for them! I'll come home and there'll be fluff ALL OVER the floor and guess who gets to pick it up! The fur babies? Nay. Mommy does. Why? Because she has opposable thumbs.

[hottprof]

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone alluded to the fact that I am "gay" and that I do not know what certain things are because... "we have sex differently" and ppl in the str8 world... if they only knew about BFP and the posts on here, it would open a few eyes, quite wide *shakes my head*

[crashhere4eva]

I wish I had a dolla for every time hetrosexuals are absolutely amazed (mouth drops open and eyes pop out) when they hear that penis of sorts are not an absolutely "must have" in lesbian sex.

[crashhere4eva]

Ohh... how about this one. I wish I had a dolla for every time people come into the station and say "there's bags on that pump, does that mean it's closed?".......... YES! It means its closed! Use one of the ohta 21 pumps....

[Starbuck]

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone changed lanes or just turned without bothering to use a turn signal! That just royally burns me up!

[Glenn]

For everytime I picked my cats up and off my computer keyboard grrr...

[cuddlyfemme]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime my cat Max hissed at my cat Goldie....i'd be rich!!!

[LaneyDoll]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me why I was single. But I bet they wish they had a dollar for everytime I said that I was picky ;)

:sparklyheart:

[Starbuck]

I wish I had a dollar for every time my son had a mood swing! Sheesh, he's worse than my daughter! He is such a drama queen!

[Dominique]

Ohh... how about this one. I wish I had a dolla for every time people come into the station and say "there's bags on that pump, does that meaingn it's closed?".......... YES! It means its closed! Use one of the ohta 21 pumps....


giving crashhere4eva a Dollar.:blink: I didn't know, or I wouldn't have asked (?)

[Lazy Daze]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I hear a parent tell their kid that if they don't behave I will arrest them! First off, great way to scare the shit out of kids and make them hate cops FOREVER! Second, maybe I should arrest Your dumbass for telling your kid such a dumbass thing!! Grrrrr

[Scrappy L'il Southpaw]

I wish I had a dollar for every time my dog tried to lick me. I love you but Yuck...

[scootebaby]

I wish i had a dollar for everytime
... i called someone a crackhead or crackbaby--i dunno why i do that except that i cant get away with calling them dumbasses!(to often)
...i :fart:
...cigarette i ever smoked!!
...i asked myself "what the fuck was i thinking"

[Lazy Daze]

I wish I had a dollar for every time some idiot says my name wrong!! Don't get me wrong, I. Agree is it spelled "wrong" but after I correct you with the proper pronunciation, I would appreciate you calling me my Name and not the same dumb ass way you did and continue to do! Ughhhhh I have worked here 5 years now and still have a member of command call me the wrong fucking name!

[JAGG]

For everytime I got flipped off during the day. :sunglass:

[Athena Page]

for every time my house mates dog barked.

[Gentle Tiger]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had the munchies. I would be a millionaire twenty times overs!

[SnackTime]

I am asked a computer question

[Thamca74]

I wish I had a dollar for every Vital sign I have taken in my life. I would be rich!!!
:canadian::canadian::canadian::canadian::canadian: :canadian:

[Honey]

....for every time some butch told me hy was gonna rock my world.....wouldn't have to work for a living.

[Blade]

for every time I make a list of what to get at the store and forget to bring the list with me

[JAGG]

Wish I had a dollar for every time someone claimed to have a strong work ethic and didn't.

[JAGG]

For every time my best friend misses a turn or an exit when she is taling to me. Ha

[Sassy]

... a writer promised to deliver their story by deadline, and missed.

[Jesse]

...for every time I spent 50 cents.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Someone called me sir.

[Blade]

I run to town to pick up something

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Someone said "everything happens for a reason"



And what reason do we have for all the awful things that happen? The reasons are not good enough!

[Rockinonahigh]

Said,oh shit!

[cinnamongrrl]

For every time I said the wrong thing...

:blush:

[Little Fish]

...for every time someone said "you don't look Native American"---good lord I could pay off my medical school loans! (or buy house....maybe a tipi LOL!)

[Scuba]

I wish I had a dollar for every person that forgets their passwords on Mondays. Really, any day. The repeat offenders would have me living the good life in Cayman Islands!

[spritzerJ]

someone said, "You must be so patient", just because I am a special education teacher.

Folks I don't do the job because I am patient. I do it because I get thinking a bit differently. ;)

[Bèsame*]

everytime...my mind wanders to places it shouldn't.

[BowtiePrincess]

For every time someone calls me..........little girl!!

[Blade]

I wish I had a dolla for every time I get a text, even if the "ok" and "O" texts didn't count I have probably 25,000 texts saved on my phone since I got it in July and most of those text are only from 3 or 4 people. So yeah I wish I had a dolla for every text.

[TheMerryFairy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime that I had to multi task!

[JAGG]

For everytime someone said, you won't be disappointed and I was.

[TheMerryFairy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I craved a coffee milkshake this last week.

[Queenie]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I smoked a cig in last 15 years!

[TheMerryFairy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime my ex tried/tries to talk me out of or into something.

I don't know if being rich is worth it. On one hand it's frustrating but as long as I am sticking up for myself and not taking it, it could be rewarding to see the total :P

[cinnamongrrl]

Wish I had a dollar...


For every time I let the dogs and cat in or out.....

[TheMerryFairy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime my netflix stopped loading!

[puddin']

i wish i had a dollah fo' ever' time i laughed at mese'f... i'd be well beyond rich. lol

[TheMerryFairy]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime my mind had a "dirty" thought.

[Ascot]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say, "If I had a nickel for every time blah blah...".

[Blade]

I sneeeeeeze, could I have a tissue please

[JAGG]

For everytime in the last four months I woke up and looked like I was in a MMA fight.

[wahya]

For every time someone tried to speak to me in Spanish. Now I understand here in New England but also happened all the time in my home state of Oklahoma..Really???

[PinkieLee]

.... for everytime someone has said to me, "has anyone ever told you that you look like Carnie Wilson?"

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID660/images/carniewilson.jpg

[Wryly]

. . . for every time I thought of sending her a PM.
...but didn't.


<--- such a coward! :mohawk:

[always2late]

....for every time I made a mistake

[cinnamongrrl]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I cleaned....anything...

[VintageFemme]

...someone said, 'forever'.

[Cid]

every time I had a hot flash! OMG! I'd be a billionaire by now...*fanning self now*

[DMW]

I wish I had a dollar to give to everyone and anyone who doesn't have one and probably needs it.

[wahya]

every time I had a hot flash! OMG! I'd be a billionaire by now...*fanning self now*
Yeah I feel for ya :) My Chemo put me straight into menopause. Grrrr.
:goodluck:

[StrongButch]

Everytime I pet my cat!

[Enchantress]

... for every time someone added the word 'cane' to the end of my name, thinking it was somehow cute and original.