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princessbelle
12-13-2010, 03:36 PM
What will be in your stocking this year??????


http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillbeinyourchristmasstockingquiz/

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents
You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! http://dl6.glitter-graphics.net/pub/796/796596boc3reprq8.jpg (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

Cowboi
12-13-2010, 04:06 PM
A Hole!!!! LoL

StillettoDoll
12-13-2010, 04:12 PM
I haven't decided yet!

weatherboi
12-13-2010, 04:30 PM
a shredder
:mohawk:

Blade
12-13-2010, 04:39 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Imagine that :| all I need is another critter, but that's ok one more won't matter.

Rockinonahigh
12-13-2010, 04:53 PM
It will have a lot of little wraped presents.Looks like Santa is pleased with me,have no fear ,what goes on at the north pole stays at the north pole.

scootebaby
12-13-2010, 05:04 PM
i dunno bout my stocking,but i was contemplating Preparation H for Jo because she is always telling me what a pain in her ass i am! :cracked:

scootebaby
12-13-2010, 05:07 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Imagine that :| all I need is another critter, but that's ok one more won't matter.

Blade did you choose to drug his reindeer too???? i dont want no damn puppy...our house is already a small kennel filled with psychotic animals

dixie
12-13-2010, 05:12 PM
http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatwillbeinyourchristmasstockingquiz/little-wrapped-presents.jpg
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents
You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

DapperButch
12-13-2010, 05:15 PM
Are you people taking the quiz or just answering?

Per quiz Santa is bringing me coal and that is JUST. NOT. COOL.

Is it my fault that my butch smoothness caused Mrs. Claus to want to play for the other team? I think not!

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 05:20 PM
Are you people taking the quiz or just answering?

Per quiz Santa is bringing me coal and that is JUST. NOT. COOL.

Is it my fault that my butch smoothness caused Mrs. Claus to want to play for the other team? I think not!

I think a little of both.

Holiday f*ckery at it's best.

:smileyXmasTree:

lipstixgal
12-13-2010, 05:20 PM
How about a nice butch woman!! I've been good all year!!:blink:

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 05:22 PM
How about a nice butch woman!! I've been good all year!!:blink:

There you go....
ps. there is a quiz link in the op.

Just thought i'd through that in.

:blink:

Canela
12-13-2010, 05:26 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby

And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa!

Wha?

The_Lady_Snow
12-13-2010, 05:37 PM
A fucking baby!

SnackTime
12-13-2010, 05:42 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents (http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillbeinyourchristmasstockingquiz/results/?result=Presents)

http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatwillbeinyourchristmasstockingquiz/little-wrapped-presents.jpg

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

Canela
12-13-2010, 05:51 PM
A fucking baby!

Yep, a baby...that's what it said...I'm in trouble now...lol...

(Why couldn't I just get a puppy?)

To Snow Snow--does that mean I was really good or not so good? lol...

The_Lady_Snow
12-13-2010, 06:04 PM
Well here it would mean that SOMEONE is NOT shooting blanks

:|

Deborah
12-13-2010, 06:06 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy.....I wish I could have another puppy.

Canela
12-13-2010, 06:10 PM
Well here it would mean that SOMEONE is NOT shooting blanks

:|

~~~:blink:~~~

JAGG
12-13-2010, 06:22 PM
Last year I got a big fat chunk of coal. For real ! hahahahaha That was too funny.

Passionaria
12-13-2010, 06:28 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

::bellydancer:You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

Corkey
12-13-2010, 06:29 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby
And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa!


I already have a Baby, and she knows there is no freaking drama allowed.:police:

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 06:35 PM
How come so many people get the baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT THE BABY ONE!!!!!!!

:awww:

weatherboi
12-13-2010, 06:37 PM
why am i the only one that got the shredder??
:mohawk:

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 06:39 PM
why am i the only one that got the shredder??
:mohawk:


Because you are "special" sweety.

It's all good.

If you find someone with a baby see if they want to trade something for it.

k?

weatherboi
12-13-2010, 06:41 PM
Because you are "special" sweety.

It's all good.

If you find someone with a baby see if they want to trade something for it.

k?

the baby is for you...correct??
:mohawk:

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 06:42 PM
the baby is for you...correct??
:mohawk:


Uh huh. yep.

Daktari
12-13-2010, 06:46 PM
A few toes..........I hope!

DapperButch
12-13-2010, 07:52 PM
why am i the only one that got the shredder??
:mohawk:

Well, I was the only one that got coal and I said I was "nice" this year. :readfineprint:

On the other hand...coal makes sense in the quiz....a shredder? weird, dude....:|

princessbelle
12-13-2010, 08:07 PM
Well, I was the only one that got coal and I said I was "nice" this year. :readfineprint:

On the other hand...coal makes sense in the quiz....a shredder? weird, dude....:|

Well, i thought the same thing.

So i went back there to that irritating quiz that was irritating put up here on the threads.

I went over it and over it. I finally received the shredder. It was not easy. It was not pretty. It took a lot of work and a lot of skill ...erase answers go back put in different combinations.

It was almost like a secret code.

Grant did it with ease. He's gifted like that. me not so much.

I'll stick with the presents.

TickledPink
12-13-2010, 08:28 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents.
You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

shadows papa
12-13-2010, 08:28 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Shadow and Bailey are NOT amused. Brando is happy he won't be low pup on the totem pole any more!

bigbutchmistie
12-13-2010, 08:54 PM
Well since I cant figure out how to be good Im always so naughty I guess its coal again for me :)

Spirit Dancer
12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby
And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa!

Greyson
12-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.


I would really like to find a pupster in my Christmas Stocking. A Husky or Malamute. Who am I kidding? I could not say no to any pup.

Jesse
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

Okay so no matter what this implies...I DID NOT sit in his lap! :sunglass:

clay
11-24-2011, 05:12 PM
let's get this thread bumped...I LIKE it...smiles....maybe MY stocking will have goodies this year, too...I HAVE been...oh so berry, berry good!

willow
11-24-2011, 05:30 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

(ohhh, small means expensive, right?) :jester:

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

(a lady never tells....) ;)

Soon
11-24-2011, 05:31 PM
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!

:blink:

Rockinonahigh
11-24-2011, 05:43 PM
Last year I got alllll kind of little presents...This year I get a lump of coal.:readfineprint:

clay
11-24-2011, 07:07 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents.
You've made Santa a very happy FEMME this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! e"]



dayummm I'm so glad I didn't get the baby OR the shredder...lmao

JoSchmooze
11-24-2011, 07:49 PM
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Like I need another dawg.....
Sheesh.....

:cigar2:

princessbelle
11-24-2011, 08:09 PM
Well, i saw this thread on the front page and thought....oh goodie what a fun thread!!!!!


Then i looked a little closer and saw i am the one that started this dad gum thing myself last year. Oh how soon we forget.

After reading from page one i see that i was not successful getting the baby i wanted last year.

So i'll pass on trying again.

However, it does give me an idea to go start another one with an annoying game for Christmas just so i can forget about it next year.

Hooray!!!!!

uglyboi
11-24-2011, 08:09 PM
I hope some
bacon candy canes
crime scene bandages
eggnog soap
she devil red hot cinnamon gumballs
socks
shampoo
cologne
extendable fork

Starbuck
11-24-2011, 08:11 PM
I've already gotten my Christmas present, a one Karat channel diamond ring.

http://thegoldjewelry.com/images/Charms/4mm-14k-yellow-gold-channel-diamond-ring-072c.jpg

GPS
11-24-2011, 08:12 PM
ipad2
everyone else got what they wanted, my turn lol

clay
11-24-2011, 08:13 PM
I've already gotten my Christmas present, a one Karat channel diamond ring.

http://thegoldjewelry.com/images/Charms/4mm-14k-yellow-gold-channel-diamond-ring-072c.jpg

dayummmmm gal...what did ya do to get that....niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Gemme
11-24-2011, 08:19 PM
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!

Rockinonahigh
11-24-2011, 09:36 PM
What I want wont fit on the house(a pool table) but I needed a extension for my pool stick wich is somewhere between Mullers and my house about now.A winning lotto ticket would be nice,dosent even have to be a big one.

1QuirkyKiwi
11-25-2011, 04:27 AM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Great! The Puppy will be another snuggle toy for three of my cats who are half Maine-Coon. They are the size of small-ish dogs and are complete love-sponges and affection-buckets, lol!

Cowboi
11-25-2011, 06:33 AM
Thinkin I might not even have a stocking this year!!! LoL

KimbaYLRF
11-25-2011, 07:32 AM
No stocking here but it would probably have coal in it...LOL

Abigail Crabby
11-25-2011, 10:53 AM
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Like I need another dawg.....
Sheesh.....

:cigar2:





Think Chihuahua or Yorkie - Poppi - Next Christmas :) heheheheh

AtLast
11-25-2011, 11:38 AM
Well, I always hang stockings, even one for me, but, only the fur kids seem to get something in theirs....

Phooey! I really should start dating again .....

Guy
11-25-2011, 12:42 PM
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money!

Ciaran
11-25-2011, 01:02 PM
A few original vintage baseball photographs (NY Giants 1920, NY Ginats 1929, NY Yankees 1931, NY Yankees 1943) that are being sent from the US to my parents' house in Northern Ireland, where I'll be spending christmas.

2 or 3 Holland Esquire shirts.

Box of two of Butlers chocolates.


However, my best present at Christmas will be returning to Belfast for 8 days to spend quality time with my family and to catch up with my friends, sharing laughter and memories of times gone by.

1QuirkyKiwi
11-25-2011, 02:18 PM
Another Pasta press (I’m not supposed to know about it or the food processor that goes with. They……..errr, were in my line of sight as I went into the cupboard I wasn’t supposed to, until they were moved – I misplaced the memory of being told……..Oooops! LOL!). I wore the lasts ones out from over use, lol! ……..Hey! At least it can’t be said I never use them……..umm…….. unlike the curling tongues I was bought 5 Christmas’ ago and have only used once as my hair wouldn’t hold the curls even with styling mousse, lol!

Lazy Daze
11-25-2011, 06:31 PM
Your stocking will be filled with a baby :|

Santa needs to get his act together bc I sure am no baby mama! Lol

Leigh
11-25-2011, 07:08 PM
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents


You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

Julien
11-25-2011, 07:25 PM
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off! :sunglass:

Passionaria
11-25-2011, 08:14 PM
well, My feet will most likely be in my stocking(s)............... but there will be wine, in my glass :wine:

clay
11-23-2012, 02:00 PM
and time to hang the stockings by the chimney with care....

Angeltoes
11-23-2012, 02:03 PM
"Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby"

I sure hope not...

genghisfawn
11-23-2012, 02:04 PM
I hang my stocking from the gramophone with care, but Santa always comes to Mom's house, so it gets dropped off on Christmas Eve. :)

It'll be the same as every year:

Toothbrush heads
Deodorant
Shampoo
Chocolate orange
Kinder Surprise
Co-op gift card
Pack of underwear
Pack of socks

Santa is practical. Mom gets the same thing in her stocking. ;) My brother gets mustard, M&Ms, socks, gotch and bodywash (he's a weirdo.)

thedivahrrrself
11-23-2012, 02:51 PM
:sock: <- hoping there is some exotic chocolate in there

willow
11-23-2012, 03:04 PM
My legs http://serve.mysmiley.net/winking/winking0041.gif

DaddyNik12
11-23-2012, 04:00 PM
hopefully theres some new speakers for my truck *sigh* or just high hopes :|