Hmmmm....FUN

[SouthernStud]

A sub's lessons

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i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles
i will not spank others
i will not aim for Master's head
i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store
i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer
i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum
i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle
funny noises are not funny
i will not slap Master with my bra
Punishment is not boring or pointless
i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"
i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society
i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party
i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting
i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum
a burp is not an appropriate response to Master
i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work
i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum
Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet
i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head
Masters ARE perfect
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master
i will NOT wear panties
i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties
i will not peek out of the blindfold
there is no such thing as "slave immunity"
i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission
i did not win an Emmy for my last session
i will not hide all Master's toys
all play and no work does not a good slave make
i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking
i can not fire Master
my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers
i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips
i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies
i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders
i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary
i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps
i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
i will not wear Master's underwear on my head
Master's dog does not stink
i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand
....and last but not least
i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense???

:|

[TickledPink]

:confused:
I'll go with DUH!
:confused:

[Gemme]

I like panties. :blink:

[SouthernStud]

I like panties. :blink:

So do i....on the floor or hangin from the lamp!!!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

:|

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[SouthernStud]

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lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER

[Soft*Silver]

ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two?

[Soft*Silver]

lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER

another question...I thought Master was to slave and Dominant was to submissive. Am I incorrect?

[girl_dee]

I can't even fathom it......glad this is in the Fluff column...:|

[Soft*Silver]

well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused....

[The_Lady_Snow]

Personally *I* would not tolerate any of these behaviours from mine.

[girl_dee]

SURELY its a joke.

Mud as a side dish to Master?/

yes yes a joke.

[Mister Bent]

lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/mastersoftheuniverse.jpg

[Soft*Silver]

nods to Lady Snow. When I decided to step into this world, one of the things that drew me to it, was the behavioral codes of both the Domme and Sub, Mistress/slave. The level of trust and sincerity, and the degree of earned reciprocal respect that is shown between the two should be obvious to themselves, but also to the world around them, yes? I would be horrified, literally horrified if a submissive ever acted this way to their Domme in front of me. And God help them if they were mine! Or am I being too stuffy?

[dixie]

The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation, hence the confusion.... :|

[Tucker]

Do I get to play She-Ra?
Meow!!!






http://www.deviantart.com/download/65037156/She_Ra_by_Eamonodonoghue.jpg

[Soft*Silver]

ahhhhhhh....A tongue in cheek piece! How I wish it had been quoted so that I would have understood it was not SS's work, but of someone else. Perhaps, SS, you could post where you got this so I could go read more of this blog?

[dixie]

ahhhhhhh....A tongue in cheek piece! How I wish it had been quoted so that I would have understood it was not SS's work, but of someone else. Perhaps, SS, you could post where you got this so I could go read more of this blog?

I used to have the link saved on my other pc but lost it when that pc crashed and burned...lol

[girl_dee]

The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation.... :|



Thanks for this..

I would venture to voice my real opinions (and OH I got em on this one) about the opening post if this were a serious thread in the BDSM section but since it's posted as some sort of joke I will opt out.

[pajama]

well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused....

What's confusing. We apparently are not to snap our bras at Master.

I also personally know that we are not to hold strongly (I didn't pull it darnit) Mme's hair, nor should we shoot Mme in the behind with a potatoe gun regardless of the fact that she gave you the potatoe gun.

Femme's can make some Rockin' Daddies and Masters/Mistresses.

Thanks,

June (Moderator Voice. Not Moderating)

Oh yes. Those are the best. IMHO

[SouthernStud]

lmao ok cuz i dont really know where to start so ill answer all questions at the sametime. I personally only do the "Master" for specific people. Ive been doing it for years and ive come to realize that it differs drom person to person...each has their own set of rules. And yes...for the most part i thought it to be a joke as well cuz if i was ever served mud..THEREW WOULD BE ALL HELL TO PAY!!!! Sub and dom in some cases are intertwined in the master/slave scenario. Its a learning process and u have to find a master willing to be patient until you are familiar with the situation and in most cases lifestyle. Mine is NOT a lifestyle choice because i do respect women enough to not expect this type of subservient behavior from my partner at all times. I am master but i am also lover...its hard to find someone to share in both sides of that but have found it a few times. So yeah...i just thought it was entertaining that some posted such weird shit on a sub/dom website. But it can be fun if done properly and BOTH parties are willing participants!!!!

[dixie]

Hmm...I can't find the link or the corresponding original page, but the piece was written originally by the "formerly known as" Torn's tiara and her Dom. A lot of folks have reposted this piece on many sites but the original seems to have disappeared. Either that or my search skills are going downhill...LOL

[Soft*Silver]

thanks Dixie...I will look around and see if I can bump into it. If I do, I will post it here.

[Julie]

I used to have the link saved on my other pc but lost it when that pc crashed and burned...lol

Allow me Dixie...

This is all over the web!
Plagerism LIVES!

http://justjules.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/a-subbies-blackboard-lessons/
btw copyright 1997

http://fubar.com/a-submissive-s-blackboard-lessons/b301714

http://www.angelfire.com/ct3/mzanna/Blackboard.html

Clearly this was not an original thought.

[SouthernStud]

Hmm...I can't find the link or the corresponding original page, but the piece was written originally by the "formerly known as" Torn's tiara and her Dom. A lot of folks have reposted this piece on many sites but the original seems to have disappeared. Either that or my search skills are going downhill...LOL

Yeah..i didnt intend for the OP to be taken as literal rules. It was exactly as dixie had earlier posted. Please Please dont take the OP as a guidline. That was not its intent at all. It was baxically a layout of how the sub/dom master/slave dynamic functions...it was an example...not an actual set of rules. Just to clarify the OP!!!!

[Julie]

Yeah..i didnt intend for the OP to be taken as literal rules. It was exactly as dixie had earlier posted. Please Please dont take the OP as a guidline. That was not its intent at all. It was baxically a layout of how the sub/dom master/slave dynamic functions...it was an example...not an actual set of rules. Just to clarify the OP!!!!

Functions?

[SouthernStud]

where my OP came from...please read it in its entirety to clarify the mixup!!!!.

Note from June: Please not link to the dash site. thanks

[DapperButch]

:sunglass:


<cough>

Note from June: Fixed

[Jesse]

This entire thread is messed up!

[Soft*Silver]

Dapper...want a Halls cough drop? :)

[DapperButch]

Dapper...want a Halls cough drop? :)

:winky:

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[betenoire]

True Story: When I was a kid (like, 1st grade) I saw some cartoon where there were cavemen and the male cavemen would drag the female cavemen around by the hair. Like the female cavemen would actually lay on their backs and be dragged about by the hair.

I tried to play that game with a couple of friends of mine at recess time at school - then I realised that being dragged about by the hair was super painful, if not near impossible. So I abandoned the cavelady/caveman game. To this day I still don't like it.

Although I think if I were to meet a real live caveman today that I would gladly drag him about by the scrotum.

Just saying.

[girl_dee]

Ya had me at the hair pulling ...

.:knitgirl:

[Sachita]

well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused....


This would not be the thread to do your research! lol
Although I don't really practice D/s insomuch as leatherfolk (my personality being naturally alpha) I feel that I have a lot of experience in this arena and always open to speak to you.

unless of course your yanking the boi's chain and if thats the case, please let me step aside or join you. lol

[Soft*Silver]

thanks for the offer, Sachita, but I am actually beginning my journey into the actual FemDom part of the leather world. I have also been an alpha person but I am seeking much more now. MMM...an anology of sorts is that a horse can be ridden but trained to do dressage. I am wanting dressage, not just to be a backyard ride....

[Billy]

lmao ok cuz i dont really know where to start so ill answer all questions at the sametime. I personally only do the "Master" for specific people. Ive been doing it for years and ive come to realize that it differs drom person to person...each has their own set of rules. And yes...for the most part i thought it to be a joke as well cuz if i was ever served mud..THEREW WOULD BE ALL HELL TO PAY!!!! Sub and dom in some cases are intertwined in the master/slave scenario. Its a learning process and u have to find a master willing to be patient until you are familiar with the situation and in most cases lifestyle. Mine is NOT a lifestyle choice because i do respect women enough to not expect this type of subservient behavior from my partner at all times. I am master but i am also lover...its hard to find someone to share in both sides of that but have found it a few times. So yeah...i just thought it was entertaining that some posted such weird shit on a sub/dom website. But it can be fun if done properly and BOTH parties are willing participants!!!!


I'm just going to say good luck here ...Cause you are slinging stuff around here that to Me makes no sense ..And just from what I have seen in here , your way of treating woman is way south and not to many will put up with it . You either ARE a Master or NOT and we could get into all kinds of crazy up in here just by the simple question of What makes you think your a Master , what have you done to be called a Master ..And I hope you are not just coming in here messing with folks head calling yourself one just cause it sounds good ....

[Billy]

Nevermind ! lol oppssss