The Un-Official Non~Resolution Thread

[Daywalker]

:fireworks:
The Un-Official Non~Resolution Thread
:fireworks:
For folks who resolve NOT to have New Years Resolutions.
:grinch:
Post your New Years Non~Resolutions here.

:fireworks:


:seesaw:


:daywalker:

[Mister Bent]

I resolve not to get the stink eye from June (in my rep messages which are supposed to be for POSITIVE feedback).

[MsTinkerbelly]

If you resolve to not resolve haven't you then resolved to not resolve? Or was that just gas....:seeingstars:

[Julie]

I resolve to rid myself of my...
Good Girl Image!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who started this while tradition around resolving?

[Julie]

Google is my friend!

The tradition of the New Year's Resolutions goes all the way back to 153 B.C. Janus, a mythical king of early Rome was placed at the head of the calendar.

With two faces, Janus could look back on past events and forward to the future. Janus became the ancient symbol for resolutions and many Romans looked for forgiveness from their enemies and also exchanged gifts before the beginning of each year.

http://ezinearticles.com/?The-History-of-New-Years-Resolutions&id=245213

edited to say... I am nothing like the Romans - I could care less if my enemies forgive me! Let them ROT!
there goes my good girl image!

[Tucker]

I resolve to mustache as many objects, animals and people as I can.
The world needs more staches.


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs713.snc4/63357_153640324659030_100000391890851_318846_50945 03_n.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

This mustache thing is catchy.

[Daywalker]

If you resolve to not resolve haven't you then resolved to not resolve? Or was that just gas....:seeingstars:

:deepthoughts:
Isn't that kinda like

"...if you have nothing to fear but fear itself...then aren't
you indeed still in fear...of fear?"

:formalbow:

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

So one must resolve regarding one's upper lip? Is this a fuckery thread?

[Mister Bent]

So one must resolve regarding one's upper lip? Is this a fuckery thread?

Aren't they all?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Aren't they all?

Well.

Now that we've resolved that, where's the bong?

[NJFemmie]

Is a bong still a bong if there's a flower in it? or does it become a vase?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223648181304_daisyvasebig.jpg

[Corkey]

Who started this while tradition around resolving?

I don't know but they should be taken out behind the wood shed and beaten with a large stick.
I resolve not to do the revolving resolution resolve. :mohawk:

[MsDemeanor]

So should I be posting that I will eat more pie or that I will not eat more pie?

[WolfyOne]

:deepthoughts:
Isn't that kinda like

"...if you have nothing to fear but fear itself...then aren't
you indeed still in fear...of fear?"

:formalbow:

:daywalker:



No, I think it's like, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :seeingstars:

[Gemme]

I got a Brazilian for Christmas.

[Julie]

I got a Brazilian for Christmas.

Is that your Un-Resolution?

That will HURT!

[Gemme]

Is that your Un-Resolution?

That will HURT!

Well, in order to make use of my pressie, I have to resolve to NOT shave for a while.

It's a good pain. You should try it some time.

[Julie]

Well, in order to make use of my pressie, I have to resolve to NOT shave for a while.

It's a good pain. You should try it some time.

No... I prefer fluffy cream and a straight razor...
Much Scarier than pain I am expecting!

[Daywalker]

:|

:sunglass:

HaaaahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHellaDerailingggggggggg :| Stop it.


:daywalker:

[Julie]

:|

:sunglass:

HaaaahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHellaDerailingggggggggg :| Stop it.


:daywalker:


Gemme STARTED IT!

Pft and Pft

[Gemme]

Gemme STARTED IT!

Pft and Pft

*I* was answering the thread!

Pfffft back.

[Julie]

Guess SHE told you!

Happy Girl I am!
Happy Happy Happy!

[Daywalker]

These Brazillions...they are shoes...yes?
:blueheels:

I refuse to resolve to have Brazillions.

:coffee:


Is anyone else getting as confused as I am yet?
:seeingstars:


:daywalker:

[Daywalker]

Guess SHE told you!

Happy Girl I am!
Happy Happy Happy!



Juney doesn't get to tell me.
:weedsmoke:

Because she hearts me I bought her cookies. :cookielove:



Besides, how often does one catch me paying attention?:jester:


That's how it works around here.

:cheesy:


:vampire:



:byebye:

:daywalker:

[Gemme]

These Brazillions...they are shoes...yes?
:blueheels:

I refuse to resolve to have Brazillions.

:coffee:


Is anyone else getting as confused as I am yet?
:seeingstars:


:daywalker:


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[Daywalker]

:thinking:

I'm not clicking any of them.

I see NO shoes in those previews.

:coffee:

:daywalker:

[Gemme]

:thinking:

I'm not clicking any of them.

I see NO shoes in those previews.

:coffee:

:daywalker:


Most of the people in the clips were wearing shoes.

[WolfyOne]

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I used to hate cramps, so I think just say no to Brazillian....
......I didn't have my sound on and I still heard all those screams :|
I'm going to have nightmares tonight

[WolfyOne]

:thinking:

I'm not clicking any of them.

I see NO shoes in those previews.

:coffee:

:daywalker:



I should have read your post first, but no I was busy watching the clips :sigh:

[Daywalker]

I should have read your post first, but no I was busy watching the clips :sigh:

Let's wash those screams right outta yer head.
:seeingstars:

I refuse to resolve to stop the nonsense.
:sunglass:

ivrNZUgCweE

I love this one

:rofl:

:daywalker:

[sharkchomp]

No, I think it's like, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :seeingstars:


But woodchucks can chuck wood - haven't you seen the commercial??

LOL

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

[Julie]

But woodchucks can chuck wood - haven't you seen the commercial??

LOL

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

Yet another DeRailer!
Go get him, Hippy!
Get HIM!

[moxie]

I am not going to curtail my use of the word "dude" nor am I going to give up my love of soft pretzels.

[Mister Bent]

I will continue to say "totes," with or without irony, as I see fit.

[The_Lady_Snow]

It's being resolved!!!

Everyone will continue with their own brand of unique fuckery.

As you were.

[Daywalker]

Yet another DeRailer!
Go get him, Hippy!
Get HIM!


Turns on a dime, this one does.

:playingchess:

:pendulum:

:daywalker:

[Diva]

I cannot even beGIN to tell You how confused I am.

Double negatives wig me right the hell OUT.

And that bikini waxing thing. Dear Gay. There are no words. Except....


WORD.



This is a Zombie thread in disguise, isn't it? :|

[Julie]

Not sure but I got a HUGE scolding...
In a quiet way.
Shaming myself to another corner!
Yet AGAIN!

[Diva]

Not sure but I got a HUGE scolding...
In a quiet way.
Shaming myself to another corner!
Yet AGAIN!



Can You imagine how crazy You'd be in a round room?????

:eyebat:

[Julie]

Can You imagine how crazy You'd be in a round room?????

:eyebat:




I resolve myself not to find out!

[dixie]

I resolve myself to find a round room for IF in LR...or not, since this is the non-resolving resolution thingy. I think. easily confused on occasion...this is one of them:|

[Daywalker]

I resolve to attempt to suck Mrs. Day's lungs out via double bong if I ever get the chance to again.

This gave me perma-grin.
:cheesy:

Is that wrong?
:|

:weedsmoke:


I cannot even beGIN to tell You how confused I am.

Double negatives wig me right the hell OUT.

And that bikini waxing thing. Dear Gay. There are no words. Except....


WORD.



This is a Zombie thread in disguise, isn't it? :|




:freak:Yes...and no, but yes.:jester:


Not sure but I got a HUGE scolding...
In a quiet way.
Shaming myself to another corner!
Yet AGAIN!

:thinking:
As attractive as that sounds,
the round room sounds like a lot more fun.
:pacman:

Oh, and that was not HugE...but kind of you to embellish mah>>> :batty:


You're Priceless.
:rrose:

Now, stop being foolish.


:vampirebat:

:daywalker:

[LadyFlamezzz]

This is the Mrs Day...........It was over heard at the DaYWalker's home that sum women was a trying ta get my Daddi to looksy at da Brazilian waxin's of scarlets...............dis is not an attractive thingy to my Daddi. and furthermore the womens that attempted to show hym dese brazlilian harletts hoo hoo's is in deep doo doo with The Mrs. Juss saying !

ya might wanna start :praying: cuz your azz'es is mine !

[The_Lady_Snow]

Well.

I am all in shock that Day was being corrupted. Poor innocent Day

[LadyFlamezzz]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScx8VTd43eiSUhQLIPENqbh6hidNj21 V4x3BG5GVsffbe6JVOeeghere's to ya Juney !:hangloose:

[LadyFlamezzz]

Well.

I am all in shock that Day was being corrupted. Poor innocent Day


UH Huh !:candle:

[The_Lady_Snow]

UH Huh !:candle:


Did he tell you about the nu nu exercises we taught him about?

:|<~ doing kegels now

[LadyFlamezzz]

Did he tell you about the nu nu exercises we taught him about?

:|<~ doing kegels now

Hy is dying laffin right now,lol
Hy said I didn't know baybee I never had loose hoo hoo issues I don't think,lol
Hy added hy thought it was "a breakfast item" ie bagel !

[The_Lady_Snow]

Hy is dying laffin right now,lol
Hy said I didn't know baybee I never had loose hoo hoo issues I don't think,lol
Hy added hy thought it was "a breakfast item" ie bagel !

[/CENTER]

He better start kegeling something, so he isn't a pee in the pants kinda hippie

SEE a resolution!

[Daywalker]

He better start kegeling something, so he isn't a pee in the pants kinda hippie

SEE a resolution!

I'm already a pee in the pants Hippy.

The Gift has made this a reality for years now.
:|

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Sometimes, I don't know what to say Day, so I *puff*

[Daywalker]

I refuse to resolve to stop re-using coffee filters.
:coffee:

Think of the trees, people...think of the trees.
:vigil:

:daywalker:

[Julie]

Hemp Coffee Filter!

http://www.greenfeet.com/mmGF/Images/Hemp-Coffee-Filters-Basket-.jpg

[Daywalker]

Hemp Coffee Filter!

http://www.greenfeet.com/mmGF/Images/Hemp-Coffee-Filters-Basket-.jpg

:shocking:

Must Have

:cannabis:

:daywalker:

[Ebon]

Let's wash those screams right outta yer head.
:seeingstars:

I refuse to resolve to stop the nonsense.
:sunglass:

ivrNZUgCweE

I love this one

:rofl:

:daywalker:


That's awesome I didn't know they had this show in the states.

I resolve to do some such or the other.

[Gemme]

......I didn't have my sound on and I still heard all those screams :|

I'm going to have nightmares tonight

Alas, my job here is done.

I cannot even beGIN to tell You how confused I am.

Double negatives wig me right the hell OUT.

And that bikini waxing thing. Dear Gay. There are no words. Except....


WORD.



This is a Zombie thread in disguise, isn't it? :|




Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

:thinking:

This is the Mrs Day...........It was over heard at the DaYWalker's home that sum women was a trying ta get my Daddi to looksy at da Brazilian waxin's of scarlets...............dis is not an attractive thingy to my Daddi. and furthermore the womens that attempted to show hym dese brazlilian harletts hoo hoo's is in deep doo doo with The Mrs. Juss saying !

ya might wanna start :praying: cuz your azz'es is mine !


Ohhhh, noooooooeeeeezzzzzzzzz!

:byebye:

Disclaimer: no hoo hoos, hoo has, noo noos, vajajays, hoochies, coochies, or tinker toys were harmed.....er, actually they were harmed. Delightfully so. However, as I was saying, none of these things were shown in the clips.


Well, there was that one guy on his hands and knees.....:|

[Daywalker]

That's awesome I didn't know they had this show in the states.

I resolve to do some such or the other.

I can't believe the Series is already gone.

(w)
Of course, I refuse to resolve to give up on TV
:cheesy:

:|

[Diva]

I'm going to resolve ~ future tense, because I haven't done it yet ~ to be unresolvable.

That pretty much covers it all, doesn't it? :eyebat:

[The_Lady_Snow]

McDonalds pisses me off!

[WolfyOne]

I'm never giving up my Little Debbie snack cakes.......nevah evah