Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.

[Julie]

I have visited Mister Bent's page a few times...
BUT NOW...
I will have to visit it daily - maybe even a few times a day --
Perhaps I will read all of Mister Bent's visitor messages.
Perhaps I will follow conversations.
Perhaps I will leave little messages.
Perhaps I will be part of this phenomenological experience (I think that is a word).

[The_Lady_Snow]

dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Julie]

Maybe everybody who stalks Mister Bent!
Wants to do the Nasty Nasty with him!

***Gasp

Not admitting if I did or didn't!

[Jet]

No, I like him because he uses a cap.

[Mister Bent]

What the hell?

[Queerasfck]

I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........

[Mister Bent]

I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........



Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*

[waxnrope]

Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*


I'll have to stalk him for sure now ... a tutu? :seeingstars: :hamactor:

[Queerasfck]

Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.


Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.



http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OoL3cuZer_0/Ss9rJLhfNII/AAAAAAAAEfM/NhIxEG6mI_U/McDonalds%20Over%2099%20Billion%20Served.jpg
A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!

[Queerasfck]

This is just like a celebrity roast and Mister Bent is Shatner.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://mylenekeane.blog.friendster.com/files/uncategorized-stalker.jpg

:|

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080606/425.dunaway.mommie.dearest.060608.jpg

:|

Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.



http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OoL3cuZer_0/Ss9rJLhfNII/AAAAAAAAEfM/NhIxEG6mI_U/McDonalds%20Over%2099%20Billion%20Served.jpg
A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!

[Miss Scarlett]

What the hell?

Really! Wondering if this is the first incident of Rickrolling here on the Planet...:thinking:

[Mister Bent]

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lestat-bites-louis.jpg
:|




"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat

[Tucker]

I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is.
(I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.)

"I'm coming around
Better pull your blind down
I'm coming to get you

I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight
I'll look thru your window til dawn
I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful
Of you doing porn"


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1Ow/R6JK1EHRROI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Fb-4HnZoVdw/s320/GenuineMustacheRides.jpg

[Dude]

I had to look.
Then I needed to look at the gallery which I hoped would explain the cap.
Then I got sucked all up in the story of Ben.
Then I had to go back to the famous person's profile to see the number because
I forgot the first time around.

[Ms. Meander]

I am totally stalking Mister Bent! I am certain that at least 3/4 of those views are from me, during sleepless nights when I can think of nothing other than, "who is this guy? what makes him tick? what's he up to now?". Inquiring minds must know!

[DapperButch]

Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page!

I was disappointed to say the least....

[The_Lady_Snow]

I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is.
(I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.)

"I'm coming around
Better pull your blind down
I'm coming to get you

I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight
I'll look thru your window til dawn
I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful
Of you doing porn"


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1Ow/R6JK1EHRROI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Fb-4HnZoVdw/s320/GenuineMustacheRides.jpg






As his thread starter I have to let you know due to the economy prices were raised.



:|


http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/95_1989_500x500.jpg

[Tucker]

I found this under my pillow this morning.
Can I use it?

http://nastyish.com/images/wilford%20brimley/mustache-ride-ticket.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

7CIna5VlR3Y


:blueheels:

[Mister Bent]

I found this under my pillow this morning.
Can I use it?

http://nastyish.com/images/wilford%20brimley/mustache-ride-ticket.jpg



Do I look like some sort of carnival ride?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/carnival_ride_ferris_wheel.jpg

[Tucker]

Do I look like some sort of mustache bash?


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens13624111_1285817447mustache-party.jpg




Well, come to think of it. Yes, you do!

http://www.notquitesouthsurrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mustache.jpg

[bigbutchmistie]

I voted I dont know what the hell you are talking about LOL because Im not sure I have even visited his page.. Kudos to having 7000 views though.. Someone has a stalker LOL

[afixer]

although I do like most of his post I do not stalk Mista Bent.

[DapperButch]

Well with Miss Diva, we know her 7, 382 visits are all about her sexiness.

For Bent, I think it is about those awesome dog(s) of his...can't be about him, can it? :blink:

[weatherboi]

http://taskhandlers.com/graphics/photostories_81.jpg

[Chancie]

Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy
Duh, I'm a Stalker
I consider myself paparazzi
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...

To leave him little messages? :|

[DomnNC]

I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


Oh but I voted Paparrazi, cuz I have cameras!! lol

[Dreamer]

http://cdn.foxconnect.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/176x235/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/2/2/2226070-2185-20100828.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


:|

Dirty!!

[DomnNC]

:|

Dirty!!

I can't help it! It's just who I am, I'll own that, chuckles.

[weatherboi]

http://img2.ranker.com/list_img/5576/302340/full/the-ten-hottest-homoerotic-true-blood-moments-tv-program.jpg?version=1284389634000




I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


Oh but I voted Paparrazi, cuz I have cameras!! lol

[The_Lady_Snow]

I can't help it! It's just who I am, I'll own that, chuckles.



Funny how a pole got you in here though

;)

[rainintothesea]

This entire thread is cracking me up. Just wanted to contribute. I haven't been stalking Mr. Bent, but apparently all the cool kids are doing it... ;)

Or checking out his "pole," anyway. Hahahaha...

[DomnNC]

Funny how a pole got you in here though

;)

Laughs, now you know I couldn't pass up a lil chance at some fun fuckery!!

[weatherboi]

VLvTq6FdOj4


This entire thread is cracking me up. Just wanted to contribute. I haven't been stalking Mr. Bent, but apparently all the cool kids are doing it... ;)

Or checking out his "pole," anyway. Hahahaha...

[shadows papa]

Had to vote "I have no idea what the hell you are talking about" on this one. That's a LOT of page visits!

[Dude]

fuck I forgot to vote
and I may NEED to go take another look see

[Dutch Leonard]

Made me look. I was 7004.

[rainintothesea]

VLvTq6FdOj4

Bahahahahahahahaha!! Fantastic.

I work for a technology company I am not permitted to name online which may or may not be extremely similar to that of The Beatles' record label. And a fruit. Ahem. Anyway, I thought OUR most zealous fans were a little crazy, but...

[Ms. Meander]

Do I look like some sort of carnival ride?

Maybe a little.

[betenoire]

People stalk Mister Bent to see why he is stalking me.

Recent Visitors
The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
ABb+ amiyesiam Chancie DapperButch+ HowSoonIsNow+ Mister Bent+ nycfembbw+ prettymissthang Rook scootebaby

[Hack]

It's true.

I get all my news from Bent's profile.

“I promise you. Once I enter into an exclusive relationship, I sleep with very few people.” -- Denny Crane

[girl_dee]

I voted, only for Snowy (Curtsey)

I have never been to Mr Bents page and I won't be giving in to peer pressure. I won't sleep tonite wondering but I won't give in!

[adorable]

I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

[adorable]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

That's fine. Number 1 has always worked for me.

[Semantics]

The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/340x_90968396.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/artichoke.jpg


Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.

[Mister Bent]

The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/340x_90968396.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/artichoke.jpg


Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.

This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

According to Aristotle, my pole could use some of those artichokes.

“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”

[moxie]

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

[DomnNC]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

MY eyes, MY eyes!!! I'm scarred for life now!!!


I'm sure you all are believing that too, right?

[DapperButch]

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

[betenoire]

This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/2800171697_ebec5b231d.jpg

I like Dapper's theory.

[betenoire]

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

[moxie]

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

That does sound more plausible.

[betenoire]

That does sound more plausible.


I am logical like Spock.

[DapperButch]

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

[Mister Bent]

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

Denny Crane!


Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.



Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/2800171697_ebec5b231d.jpg

I like Dapper's theory.

Suddenly, I feel inadequate. :sock:

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.



Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.


There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole :sock: for my personal comfort level.

[betenoire]

However, that theory, while seemingly sound, does not explain, why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

[Mister Bent]

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

[moxie]

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.


Braggart.


how's that for fancy?

[adorable]

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Giggle.

No.

Really.

I only admit to stalking when there is a poll.

You have no poll.

Once you do, trust and believe that I will claim #1 stalker status there as well.

Terrifying? Hardly.

I just get stuck in the bushes.

[rainintothesea]

Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now.

Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

[The_Lady_Snow]

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....


BAT BOY!!!!!!!

[moxie]

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....


BAT BOY!!!!!!!

Well, now that you mention it, the resemblance is strikingly similar...and they do both take the subway. Coincidence? I think not!

http://www.pouncenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/batboy.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wHY1rgX8jII/Rk1iiHLcA7I/AAAAAAAAAE8/mA2RngQC0-k/s400/doll.jpg

[weatherboi]

7YvAYIJSSZY


:|

[Mister Bent]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wHY1rgX8jII/Rk1iiHLcA7I/AAAAAAAAAE8/mA2RngQC0-k/s400/doll.jpg


I was about to say goodnight to you all (heretofore known as #7041+), but after seeing this thing, who's sleeping?!

[Diva]

I felt the need......

pfRfPon9vmU

[Turtle]

and no visitor message page - WTF?

oh well, have some sushi and see what else happens :sushi:



~ :batman:

[The_Lady_Snow]

*~wakey wakey~*

[betenoire]

eggs and stalker bakey?

[CrankyOldGuy]

this thread just might exceed the visitor digits...:|

[girl_dee]

is breakfast being served?
:girleating:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Ha!! A telethon!!!!

Brilliant!!

[Bard]

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

[Mister Bent]

is breakfast being served?
:girleating:



Did I miss breakfast?

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?

[Bard]

Did I miss breakfast?



I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?


Nice to meet ya well I worked my dads place out in northern ca then tried to run away from the ranch life now it is the only place I would like to be working on getten my own place :police::fastdraq:

[Bard]

and if y'all would like I have hot strong coffe and biskets an gravey

[The_Lady_Snow]

I'm a Walker, Paso, Morgan fan!!!!

[Mister Bent]

Nice to meet ya well I worked my dads place out in northern ca then tried to run away from the ranch life now it is the only place I would like to be working on getten my own place :police::fastdraq:

The wisdom of youth, eh?

I hope you make your dream come true, Bard!

I'm a Walker, Paso, Morgan fan!!!!

You know there isn't anything I'd rather ride than a smooth gaited walking or racking horse! After reading about recent BLM roundup practices, I started to fantasize about that ranch for rescue pit bulls, and now maybe mustangs, too. I'd love to start one, someday. Of course, I'm not getting any younger, and hitting the ground hurts more the older you get!

[Gemme]

It's his reclusivity.


:blink:

[betenoire]

It's his reclusivity.

:vigil:

[Tucker]

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.

[DapperButch]

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.





James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••

[weatherboi]

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/7swarnm.jpg



Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••

[betenoire]

Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••

That's where my spare sock went!

[Ms. Meander]

Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1181/631950123_3ce15e6ae9.jpg


Maybe I AM paparazzi

[Mister Bent]

It's his reclusivity.


:blink:

It's his reclusivity.

:vigil:

I have news for you both. There is paunch, possibly jars of urine, baggies of finger nail clippings.

James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:

Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!

[moxie]

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.





James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:

Why does everyone forget about the redhead? We are not evil step-children.

Why aren't there any pictures of Daniel the redheaded cat? And don't say it's because he is the recluse.

Evil is the reason for the high count of page views I have decided.

[betenoire]

Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!


God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.

(by the way, Elphaba is cooler than those silly dogs you people are on about.)

[Mister Bent]

Why does everyone forget about the redhead? We are not evil step-children.

Why aren't there any pictures of Daniel the redheaded cat? And don't say it's because he is the recluse.

Evil is the reason for the high count of page views I have decided.

By Daniel, I assume you refer to the true evil, shredder of my living room furniture & destroyer of my Christmas tree.

Here, I have captured him as he planned his attack:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/danthetree.jpg



God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.

(by the way, Elphaba is cooler than those silly dogs you people are on about.)

But I'll have my urine.

And Rosebud.

[betenoire]

I was wondering if you had any tips for other people who want to be popular on the internets?

[DapperButch]

Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!


What's wrong with loving the Ben dog?

God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.




I LOVE me some bete.

[TickledPink]

Ummm, what?

[The_Lady_Snow]

I was wondering if you had any tips for other people who want to be popular on the internets?


Rumor has it he has....

http://www.zeodo.com/Images/Ghetto/images/pimp-juice.gif

[nycfem]

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

[Diva]

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!



Wait.


WHO?




:eyebat:

[nycfem]

GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

Like... YEAH!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Like... YEAH!


Ya should of sold his COCKtail napkin on E-Bay.

No.

Wait.

That's creepy.

[betenoire]

Ya should of sold his COCKtail napkin on E-Bay.

No.

Wait.

That's creepy.

Naw, he personally sells his last-season cocksocks on ebaby. I have 5 of them.
:sock:

[Mister Bent]

GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

More like a cream puff!


Naw, he personally sells his last-season cocksocks on ebaby. I have 5 of them.
:sock:

Hm. I didn't sell those...

And here I've been blaming the dryer.

[weatherboi]

http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/creepy_doll_by_goingforthegold.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/creepy_doll_by_goingforthegold.jpg




L7JF0y3SpXk



:|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Awww show the guy some love Planet People!

[girl_dee]

am I too late for breakfast? :blink:

[betenoire]

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Paparazzi-to-Tiger-Woods-You-Did-This-You-re-Ours-2.jpg

[betenoire]

Mister Bent is so last season.

[girl_dee]

the service here is not very good...

[The_Lady_Snow]

I think Potty is a better stalkee


http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/5C211826.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Mister Bent is so last season.

Mister Bent is NOT the new black.

[betenoire]

OMG Mister Bent just awarded me the Jackass Of The Day award! *swoon*

[DapperButch]

OMG Mister Bent just awarded me the Jackass Of The Day award! *swoon*

Woo Hoo!

Wait...don't you usually win that two or three days a week? :confused:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Mister Bent is NOT the new black.

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274256/promoBoxModule/images/1144489/1055424.jpg

[Mister Bent]

They're aghast at the sight of my white belly!


In other news, Dapper has re redeemed himself with his last post.

[The_Lady_Snow]

They're aghast at the sight of my white belly!


In other news, Dapper has re redeemed himself with his last post.



http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/55956-charlie_tuna.jpg

[DapperButch]

They're aghast at the sight of my white belly!


In other news, Dapper has re redeemed himself with his last post.

Oh, thank you, kind sir...:bowdown:

[adorable]

I know a cowboy when I see one. Actually, that's a lie.
But whatever, you know udders and I know steak.
Let's just date


and marry.

[betenoire]

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[betenoire]

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[weatherboi]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/655519/80503425.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Buenas Noches!!

[Diva]

Jesus wept.
Are we still supposed to be stalking Mr. Bent?

Oh my....look at the time!







:eyebat:

[betenoire]

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I found her on a night of fire and noise
Wild bells rang in a wild sky
I knew from that moment on
I'll love her till the day that I died

[The_Lady_Snow]

It's Judgement Day!!!!!

Say hi if you're still here like Mr Bent!

[Semantics]

Hello!

Still here stalking people.

[weatherboi]

well i saw him last!!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Hola!!!!!!!!!!!;)

[Queerasfck]

Last I heard his wireless was raptured but he was left behind!!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Bummer!!!

:canadian:

[EnderD_503]

Alright, so the Raptor...errr...Rapture officially left me behind (and luckily my wireless was too evil to be raptured).

I feel cheated, though. I didn't see any frickin' Rapture! I thought it would be like epic fireworks and angels singing from the heavens or something! But all I saw were Victoria Day weekend fireworks! Booouuurrrnnss!

[The_Lady_Snow]

I too looked for The Horsemen and the only pony I got SUCKS!

[Julie]

I got him wireless...
He is still here -
Fret Not!

[Ms. Meander]

We can all relax. Had there been a rapture, I'm fairly certain Mister Bent would not have made the list anyway. Raptors are another story...

[morningstar55]

firing up the grill here...... seems like a great day for bbqing ...
:)
oh and i brought desert too..... anyone else adding anything??

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/barbaq.jpg
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/240978414_ffba5024b7.jpg

[hpychick]

Where's the damn poll?

lol

Have no fear all...I believe the :sock: did not make the rapture!

(I only stalk part-time)

[weatherboi]

Still here!!!!!!

[Mister Bent]

We can all relax. Had there been a rapture, I'm fairly certain Mister Bent would not have made the list anyway. Raptors are another story...


What are you trying to say?

It's because I'm a robot, isn't it?



(and by robot I mean, I'm just a love machine...)

[Ms. Meander]

What are you trying to say?

It's because I'm a robot, isn't it?



(and by robot I mean, I'm just a love machine...)





I didn't want to "out" you, but now that you mention it:

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/vintage-femme-pinup-robot-01-1.jpg

Also. Because you didn't marry your brother's childless widow.

And.
You are a blasphemer.

(Jesus may not approve, but we :devil: do.)

[Mister Bent]

I didn't want to "out" you, but now that you mention it:

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/vintage-femme-pinup-robot-01-1.jpg

Also. Because you didn't marry your brother's childless widow.

And.
You are a blasphemer.

(Jesus may not approve, but we :devil: do.)


Robby was a pimp!

[Kätzchen]

visitor no. 8023

*I'm baking cookies today
and making strawberry freezer jam*



http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/stawberry-shortcake-xl-79615896.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Dessert!!!!!!!:)

[nycfem]

Reporting as Visitor # 8,027... HI!

[Mister Bent]

Are we going to do this until we get to 9,000?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Reporting as Visitor # 8,027... HI!


Hi!!!!

I think you'll hit that before X-Mas easy.

[nycfem]

Is it true that the world ends when Mister Bent's visitor list hits 10,000???

Are we going to do this until we get to 9,000?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it true that the world ends when Mister Bent's visitor list hits 10,000???



Holy Shit!!!

We could start a new cult!!

Bentcapolyose!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is anyone around??

[Ms. Meander]

Holy Shit!!!

We could start a new cult!!

Bentcapolyose!

:rofl:



..........

[The_Lady_Snow]

Oh just cuz....

[Medusa]

Is there a prize?

[Queerasfck]

Is there a prize?


Have you seen the movie "indecent proposal"?

[Mister Bent]

Is it true that the world ends when Mister Bent's visitor list hits 10,000???

Yes.

If it happens before Oct. 21, 2011, I may have to up the ante on the prize package.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is there a prize?



Yes!

Tell us Mr Ez...

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you seen the movie "indecent proposal"?



ROBERT REDFORD is the prize?????

[Queerasfck]

ROBERT REDFORD is the prize?????



Well Bent is old and from the last pic I saw kind of wrinkled. But he's not rich, otherwise he'd pay for the weddings, re-locations, and my brakes.

[Queerasfck]

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/50599216.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A141606C75723C1C7F9BE81CD492EF1E4FD B1B05BC69BBD9F15B01E70F2B3269972

Come on in the water's fine!




clothing optional

[The_Lady_Snow]

Mr Bent does not = Robert Redford

[moxie]

Doesn't working in the big city mean big money? I think he's holding out on us.

I think we deserve more than a :sock: as a prize.

[Mister Bent]

Well Bent is old and from the last pic I saw kind of wrinkled. But he's not rich, otherwise he'd pay for the weddings, re-locations, and my brakes.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/50599216.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A141606C75723C1C7F9BE81CD492EF1E4FD B1B05BC69BBD9F15B01E70F2B3269972

Come on in the water's fine!



clothing optional




Those aren't wrinkles - it's the shrinkage!!!

[Diva]

Like THAT'S a big ("BIG") surprise.
<yawn>

[The_Lady_Snow]

The MSN Bot Spider watches as well.

[jelli]

8,393 reporting to see what the fuss is all about.

[swan]

What the hell?

I confess, I'm going to visit your page as soon as I post this and it's all because of this thread. Then I'll debate being a stalker for you...

[weatherboi]

Bent needs to quit stalking me!!!

[morningstar55]

wow hadnt seen this thread around in a while......
sooo tell me if we come in here and post or just pokin around am i there for a stalker??
orrrrr
a person of interest??? heh :)

[Mister Bent]

8,393 reporting to see what the fuss is all about.

If you find out, let me know.



I confess, I'm going to visit your page as soon as I post this and it's all because of this thread. Then I'll debate being a stalker for you...

Fantastic.

Traffic has slowed down lately, and I fear I won't make it to 9,000 before Labor Day.



Bent needs to quit stalking me!!!


It's the only way to find out what's going on with...uh. Well, shit. Now I've gone and forgotten her name!

[weatherboi]

It's the only way to find out what's going on with...uh. Well, shit. Now I've gone and forgotten her name!





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[morningstar55]

wow hadnt seen this thread around in a while......
sooo tell me if we come in here and post or just pokin around am i there for a stalker??
orrrrr
a person of interest??? heh :)

wait .. that one sentance doesn't make much sense.. my key board is kinda messed up.. sometime letters jump bk in the middle of a sentance.. and i dont know why............
suppose to read.........

pokin around or am I a stalker.... heh

[weatherboi]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/187/3/d/3d5d8aa459c77ab3aa883c52088dacbc-d1bw1u5.jpg

[swan]

Fantastic.

Traffic has slowed down lately, and I fear I won't make it to 9,000 before Labor Day.






You have a very cute puppy on your profile page, therefore I'll stalk you a little bit. In a nice, lady-like manner, of course.

[Queerasfck]

The MSN Bot Spider watches as well.
I've always wondered what the MSN Bot Spider is.......

[ScandalAndy]

Wait, there's someone named Mr. Bent?

[Queerasfck]

I found out what happened to Mister Bent. :|



http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/19/101911-lindsay-handcuffed-2-still.jpg