The "Who doesn't love Reba?" Thread

[Medusa]

I'm embarrassed to admit it but I just downloaded Reba McIntyre's version of "If I Were a Boy" instead of Beyonce's. :shocking:

[Soft*Silver]

Looking at Medusa and puzzling over why she is embarrased....Reba is one fine dame of country music. I dont get it......

[Medusa]

:)

I'm embarrassed to admit it but I kinda get off on calling June and reading porn to her over the phone just to hear her shriek.

[Medusa]

See, I HAAAATTTTEEEEEEEE Reba McEntyre but something about the song "Fancy" and it's "redemption by harlot" is appealing.

[Medusa]

Oh GAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD. Please don't bust out the "bad makeup job trying to make Reba look reallllly old" Reba!!

[Soft*Silver]

:::bursts into giggless and finally understands::::::

[Medusa]

*twitch*

Can't.

*twitch twitch*

Watch.

Chain.

*twitch*

Fucking.

MAIL.

[Mister Bent]

How about the chain mail bracelet and bedazzled cross wearin' Reba?

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That. Is some twisted. Shit.

[Luv]

LOVE Reba,,she is an icon ! Also love her sister Suzie :)

[Kat]

Hughey Lewis Husband Having Reba.

Um...you mean HUEY...

[Mister Bent]

Someone is itching for a timeout...

Huey/Hughey - Same diff.



Abuse of power!

[Kat]

Someone is itching for a timeout...

Huey/Hughey - Same diff.


You are drunk with power.

[Gayla]

Wait.

Can we go back to the part about how Meduse HAAAAAAAAAATES Reba?

:|

[Mister Bent]

It's better than just being drunk. (Looking sideways at Bent)

Oh yeah?

Says who?

[Diva]

I was TOLD that I have to sing a Reba song at Reunion..........

Does this mean she's gonna hurl a tomato at me now?


:| my doesn't do hurling tomatoes face

[moxie]

I saw her on tv the other day, the work she has had done is blatantly obvious and weird (not the good kind). Face lift does not make people say "she looks so young!"; but instead, "she looks like she had work done!"


Not as bad as Kenny Rogers though.

[BullDog]

oNSeyMH0IBg

[The_Lady_Snow]

This thread is offensive, can it be moved so no one sees it out in the open??

:baby:<~ thinks she's got chameleon eyes

[Gentle Tiger]

This thread is hurting my sense of umm...well, my sense of something!
Folks won't hang a singing fish on the wall but they will start a Reba thread. What next!:readfineprint:

[The_Lady_Snow]

WTF is a singing fish?

[Chancie]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/singing-fish-singing.jpg

[Venus007]

I know that I have seen Reba perform several times, of course none of them were her and all of them were men. :vigil:

[Diva]

WTF is a singing fish?



You HAD to ask.
Now I think I HAVE to get You one of those lovely fucking annoying things! :eyebat:

[princessbelle]

I'm here in Nashville at the moment and "one" of Reba's homes is right down the street. It's on the river and it's beautiful, of course. Everytime we drive by I look for her but haven't seen her yet.

I like to stop at the gas station across the street cause that is where Snack says she gets gas.

PS i have a singing fish with a Santa hat on....sings jingle bells and i hang it up at Christmas. I'm a little tacky that way.

[WolfyOne]

I'm here in Nashville at the moment and "one" of Reba's homes is right down the street. It's on the river and it's beautiful, of course. Everytime we drive by I look for her but haven't seen her yet.

I like to stop at the gas station across the street cause that is where Snack says she gets gas.

PS i have a singing fish with a Santa hat on....sings jingle bells and i hang it up at Christmas. I'm a little tacky that way.


I think you should bring it to the reunion and let it sing to Snowy :|

[princessbelle]

I think you should bring it to the reunion and let it sing to Snowy :|

Ok I'll bring it and give it to you...YOU show it to Lady Snow....I'm chicken as well as tacky.

[Gemme]

I ain't a'feared. I'll show it to Snowy. I can't be held responsible for what happens to it afterwards, though.

:blink:

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Woah! Just heard it...I thought I liked Beyonce's spanish version the best...This was great!!!

[WolfyOne]

In all this excitement over a singing fish,
I forgot to mention, I don't love or hate Reba


I can appreciate June's rebellious ways
Opening up the door and letting her in here......priceless !!!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!

[WolfyOne]

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!


Yes, Ma'am and Gemme says she'll offend you in person :|

[princessbelle]

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!

Yes, Ma'am and Gemme says she'll offend you in person :|


Don't know nothing bout no derailing fish.

Never heard of fish.

points to Wolfy and Gemme.

*said in a very old southern slang...I swear to goodness!!!!!

speaking of reba.

Just looked outside...don't see her at the gas station...will report later.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://artists.ml-cdn.com/profile/9894RebaMcEntireProfile.jpg


I think she looks like a frog

:|


http://www.cs.cmu.edu/%7Eaarong/from-andrew/wb/frog2.gif

[Chancie]

http://artists.ml-cdn.com/profile/9894RebaMcEntireProfile.jpg

I think she looks like a frog

:|

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/%7Eaarong/from-andrew/wb/frog2.gif



-17,000

:sushi:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Teacher, you know I'm right!

She favors Tootsie, and I ain't talkin' the movie either.....

[theoddz]

http://artists.ml-cdn.com/profile/9894RebaMcEntireProfile.jpg


I think she looks like a frog

:|


http://www.cs.cmu.edu/%7Eaarong/from-andrew/wb/frog2.gif




Now, I don't see anything wrong with that. :|

I also must say.......I :heartbeat: me some Reba. :awww:

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:heartbeat:*toe curl*:heartbeat:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[theoddz]

Teacher, you know I'm right!

She favors Tootsie, and I ain't talkin' the movie either.....

Tootsie. :awww:
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/theoddz60/Frogs/Tootsie003.jpg

Reba. :awww:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj24/lynn34451/reba-mcentire_02.jpg

I ask ya.......

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[Medusa]

:seeingstars::beatcomputer::thefinger::crap::crap: :fart:

[Medusa]

Where is her top lip? WHERE is her TOP FUCKING LIP?


COCKER SPANIEL LIP!

[Medusa]

You can't tell me that there isn't a resemblance:

http://www.dogfacts.org/Cocker-Spaniel-Picture.jpg

[theoddz]

Where is her top lip? WHERE is her TOP FUCKING LIP?


COCKER SPANIEL LIP!

Collagen. :|

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[The_Lady_Snow]

She's like an X-Men character, part amphibian, human & vicioous Cocker(dont tell Spotackus)

[WolfyOne]

Where is her top lip? WHERE is her TOP FUCKING LIP?


COCKER SPANIEL LIP!


She could afford a face lift, but couldn't afford the Botox.................unbelievable :hammer:

[Medusa]

Behold the 80's Perm-hawk.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/RebaMcEntireSweetSixteen.jpg

[betenoire]

I don't like Reba. I only like Loretty.


You are drunk with power.

It's better than just being drunk. (Looking sideways at Bent)

Hey, I've been meaning to ask something. About a month ago when I was drunk-posting (and not just drunk-posting - I mean sloppy crying because nobody would let me walk home from the bar eating Doritos posting) I was SURE I posted to someone that I liked their old username better. When I woke up in the morning I felt bad about it, but when I looked for the post it was gone.

Did you kids chase me around the site and delete stuff that night - or did I pass out before I hit submit?


PS i have a singing fish with a Santa hat on....sings jingle bells and i hang it up at Christmas. I'm a little tacky that way.

I have a skeleton wearing a tux who sings "Puttin' on the Ritz". I win.

[betenoire]

We only do that it someone does something like "XXX is a big XXX XXXX".

Other than that, we will write to someone and ask them if they really want to keep it, or moderate it.

Alright, I passed out. Good to know. :)

I liked your old username better, too.

[Cowboi]

Behold the 80's Perm-hawk.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/RebaMcEntireSweetSixteen.jpg




DAMN! Now thats a hair do!!!

[Gentle Tiger]

I wonder if there's a singing fish doing a Reba song.

[Medusa]

I wonder if there's a singing fish doing a Reba song.

NAY! Oh, NAY Tigery one. NAY on the singing fish. An extra special NAY on the fish doing Reba. You want a girl to have a seizure?

At least I know what to get you for Christmas :hangloose:

[Medusa]

Reba has a clothing line.

A. CLOTHING. LINE.


I must admit that, embarrasingly enough, I was in Dillard's last year and picked up a tie-dyed skirt and thought "Hrm, this could be cute". When I checked the tag and saw that it was a "Reba" edition, I got all upset and shoved it back on the rack.

I might have had a hissy fit and called June about it as well.

I went and checked out the "Reba" line of clothing on her extra speshul website and discovered an extra (not) awesome shirt!

Because everyone wants to look like they went to the fair and ate their way across the midway and then rode the Tilt-a-Whirl until they yarked all over their own chest:

http://www.rebastyle.com/products/rebawear/catalog/woman-royal-medallion-sublimation-tee/

[The_Lady_Snow]

It's $68.00 worth of EEEWW

[TickledPink]

Having morning coffee, trying to get into work, reading this thread, and REBA comes on my satellite station. This is a sign. I'm sure of it!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.theboot.com/media/2010/06/reba-mcentire-keenan-thomson-400-060810.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0c79a346-2e5d-4739-85d0-41925c46605e.jpg


:|

[Medusa]

It looks like they went to the same nose and lip doctor!

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/6/129203209988991489.jpg

[betenoire]

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[The_Lady_Snow]

http://www.petyourdog.com/images/dog%20breeds/cocker_spaniel2.jpg



http://www.offuhuge.com/thumbs/e8d1cebf4946.jpg

[Medusa]

Anyone see what I'm seeing?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0740745719.01._AA400_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


http://leelouzworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/elf_2.jpg

[SecretAgentMa'am]

I'm very upset that people would say bad things about my beloved Reba. Heretics!

Of course, I don't love everything she's ever done. The first 3 videos that got posted on this thread are some of my least favorites.

I totally want this dress.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjWCZB08UW0&ob=av2n

[sharkchomp]

What the fuck is wrong with singing fish???? :stern look:

~~~shark~~~~~~~

[SecretAgentMa'am]

Clearly, I suck at posting YouTube videos. Help?

[Gentle Tiger]

Anyone see what I'm seeing?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0740745719.01._AA400_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


http://leelouzworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/elf_2.jpg

Medusa really loves Reba. She's just in really, really, really, deeeeep denial. :rofl::superfunny:

http://gotcountryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Reba-2.jpg

[puddin']

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0c79a346-2e5d-4739-85d0-41925c46605e.jpg


:|



lol, now datz funny as!

[Medusa]

I just want to shout "REBER! REBBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!!"


You have to put the "r" at the end to give it a little extra hillbilly bone.

[SecretAgentMa'am]

Okay, let's try that again. This is the dress I want:
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Also, my sister and I used to sing this together as a duet in the car. I'm not at all sure what that says about us.
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[Medusa]

Vince Gill in a military uniform. :|

YOU. ARE. FIRED!

*twitch*

[SecretAgentMa'am]

I <3 Vince Gill almost as much as I <3 Reba.

[VintageFemme]

ummmmmmmm i don't love reba. in fact she makes me want to slit my wrists and dip them in a beer can :p

[SecretAgentMa'am]

Vince Gill in a military uniform. :|

YOU. ARE. FIRED!

*twitch*

If you prefer, I can start a Taylor Swift thread. I adore Taylor Swift.

[sharkchomp]

I love Reba
I don't care if she looks like a frog
or a cocker spaniel
or an elf
or clay aiken
or a camel
or a man

but........ that shit was funny!!!!!!

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

[Scorp]

I NEVER cared for Reba :scared:

I can't stand the sound of her voice whether she's speaking or singing, it annoys the shit out of me. And let's forget about those lame expressions on her face.

*Click* Off she goes if I come across her on tv while searching the gazillion channels.

Ok so I had to do a little research and this makes me can't stand fuckin' Dumbo ears Reba moreso:

Actress Kirstie Alley was the target of one of Reba McEntire's quips on last night's ACM Awards, and the punchline earned jeers from the former 'Cheers' star.

In a gag that first took aim at a country superstar, Reba joked, "Next is Toby Keith. Toby has a chain of restaurants called I Love This Bar and Grill. It specializes in fried onion rings, fried mozzarella sticks and southern fried Twinkies. Yeah, that sounds like Thanksgiving at Kirstie Alley's house to me."

Kirstie, a frequent Twitter user, tweeted: @reba wow...thought we girls would stick together....next time you need a fat joke about me, just ask...Mine are funny."

I'm done (for now)....

[MissPriss]

If you prefer, I can start a Taylor Swift thread. I adore Taylor Swift.

Reba rocks..even more so in her early days. The songs were much better then. I personally beg you not to start a Taylor Swift thread. Please Please Please LOL

[Holly.88]

Reba is country music at its best!! You can't beat Is There Life Out There, Fancy, or I'm a Survivor! Not to mention she's damn adorable.