Happy National Panic Day

[Queerasfck]

Greetings friends known and unknown! Today is National Panic Day. Remain calm! It's not too late to go out and buy your loved one a card or even get crafty and make one (glitter alert!), after all on the West coast it's not even 7 a.m.

There are lots of things to panic about. The economy, gas prices keep going up, the McRib is gone, the atmosphere is filled with swirling viruses, what will happen to Two and a Half Men now that Charlie Sheen has been fired, death, taxes, stolen internet signals, etc, etc. So maybe you want to run around and "shout the sky is falling". It's your prerogative, celebrate how you like. Make this thread your real panics or your faux ones.


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Holidays mean gifts and my lady has asked for a LIFECALL medical alarm as seen in this ad......what do you mean they went out of business?!!?!
http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/panic-button.jpg

[Medusa]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


*deep breath*

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!


What if this thread starts a FLAME WAR??!!!! OMGGGGGG!

[The_Lady_Snow]

:overreaction:

[Queerasfck]

Mister Bent is panicking because he didn't think of this first.....

[Mister Bent]

Mister Bent is panicking because he didn't think of this first.....


I was too busy responding to the most recent not crisis at work. Aka, The Place Where We Celebrate National Panic Day Everyday!

[betenoire]

I just had a meltdown because Nick brought milk from the US to my apartment and it was sitting there in my fridge potentially coming from cows that were given genetically modified growth hormones and increasing my risk of breast cancer!

But then I went and actually read the label on the milk in question and found that it doesn't come from hormone-cows. Crisis averted!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Things that make Snow panic:

The thought of The Warlock raising his sons...

Clowns..

When someone besides me opens up the new box of Cocoa Krispies...

Spiders...


Future court dates...

The Femme Swap(did not attend the one I could of)

Trapped in an elevator with jerks...

The thought of my Chi breaking..

:overreaction:

[key]

waited till the last minute and did not properly prepare for this day....

~~~~~~PANIC~~~~~~

[The_Lady_Snow]

Creepy Cho mo vans!!!


The Circus!!

[Diva]

My kinda thread....

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u168/mowmow95/panic.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Kiwi!!!!!!

:overreaction:

[TickledPink]

http://avatars.qkype.com/free-avatars/avatars/animated_214/dog_panic_animated_avatar_100x100_40051.gif


http://0.tqn.com/d/boardgames/1/0/v/g/shear_panic.jpg

[DomnNC]

The McRib is gone???????????????

:help:

[The_Lady_Snow]

The McRib is gone???????????????

:help:

:overreaction:


Right!????

[Medusa]

THEY ARE OUT OF RANCH DRESSING IN OUR CAFETERIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AtLast]

I forgot to pick up kibble? Where are my shin guards....

[The_Lady_Snow]

Being out of ketchup!!!!

[Julie]

I Ran out of Ativan!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/49/AtivanAd.jpg/200px-AtivanAd.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Deer fly arms flopping panic dance on clients drive way!

[Random]

It does seem apropo that today is my first day back in school after a leave of ohhhhhh 8 yrs...


*panic*

[Rockinonahigh]

PANIC....ME PANIC....NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYY, NOT LITTLE OLE ME.....:hamactor::seeingstars::wine::wine::wine:.. .Maybe tomorrow will B better..another glass if u please?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you panic when you see this:

<@>

hmmm?

[Ms. Meander]

I was panicking a few minutes ago because my BFP seemed to be broken! It's okay now - user error, apparently.

I just wanted to stop by and spread some
http://www.alternativedepressiontherapy.com/images/Stipedmeditation.jpg


If that doesn't work, there is a line forming to the right for
http://www2.citypaper.com/sb/84662/valium.jpg

Cheers!

[Queerasfck]

OOOOMYYYYDOG!!!!! I was panicking all day because I was worried my thread would disappear! Fears confirmed it fell off! But now I'm home I can bring it back!


http://www.loosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/DontPanic.jpg

[betenoire]

I bought this for Nick a few years ago:

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[Medusa]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is only ONE SAMOA COOKIE LEFT IN THE PACCKKKAAAGGEEE!!!

[Miss Scarlett]

Am out of lavender incense...apparently fired up the last stick this morning...thought I had another box...but nooooooooooooooooo!:|

No cause for actual panic...but it's one of my favourites for energy work. I'll just use some dried lavender flowers instead and pick up some incense tomorrow.

[Mister Bent]

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[Queerasfck]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is only ONE SAMOA COOKIE LEFT IN THE PACCKKKAAAGGEEE!!!


Yeah, I think GS cookie season is over here. The GS in front of the grocery stores are gone!

http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/AcHUQ_wkiSK9/photos/b379aa980ff3434189fcd5238f41e613/ori_d3a2365a5b69b2.jpg?ug_____Daxg74uYh

[betenoire]

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hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj

[Medusa]

I have to also admit a small amount of panic every time a new "Hoarders" episode comes on. :|

[AtLast]

I have to also admit a small amount of panic every time a new "Hoarders" episode comes on. :|

LMAO!!! I can't watch it! :|

[Gemme]

THEY ARE OUT OF RANCH DRESSING IN OUR CAFETERIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being out of ketchup!!!!

I Ran out of Ativan!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/49/AtivanAd.jpg/200px-AtivanAd.jpg

These are reasons to panic.

Yeah, I think GS cookie season is over here. The GS in front of the grocery stores are gone!

http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/AcHUQ_wkiSK9/photos/b379aa980ff3434189fcd5238f41e613/ori_d3a2365a5b69b2.jpg?ug_____Daxg74uYh

This is not, thanks to the Keebler Elves. They've created the first Samoa knockoff cookie: Coconut Dreams. HERE (http://bakingbites.com/2010/07/keeblers-coconut-dreams-reviewed/) is a review for the skeptics.

:|<--not panicking face

[Ebon]

They canceled Season 6 of Stargate Atlantis and those bastards at Netflix let me watch all 5 other seasons without a warning!!! :shocking:

[Mister Bent]

Holy! It just occurred to me -

What happens tomorrow?!?!?!!!!??!

[Queerasfck]

Holy! It just occurred to me -

What happens tomorrow?!?!?!!!!??!
Since you asked, tomorrow is MIDDLE NAME PRIDE DAY. So, you can come out of the shame that is "Eugene" and be proud, Bent.

[Medusa]

Alright, who's middle name is Horace? We have to have a 'Horace'. MUST. Or much panic will ensue.

[Kenna]

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
and there's a million dead sardines washing up at the harbor!!!
I blame it all on.....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ii6cNw-WcQs/Suq3PT4o4xI/AAAAAAAAAzA/oMFDT2LN1RU/s400/News_(Heading)_10-31-08.jpg
THE SKY IS FALLING!!

[Diva]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is only ONE SAMOA COOKIE LEFT IN THE PACCKKKAAAGGEEE!!!

We haz one FULL bocks of Samoas-but-they-don't-call-them-that-anymore cookies.

Eyez yer best friend now, huhz? :eyebat:

[Arwen]

NO! I almost missed it. I only have 1 hour and 10 minutes left to panic. I can't panic in that amount of time. I need more time! What am I going to do? Where can I get more time from? I need it NOW!

[betenoire]

NO! I almost missed it. I only have 1 hour and 10 minutes left to panic. I can't panic in that amount of time. I need more time! What am I going to do? Where can I get more time from? I need it NOW!


You can get more time if you have timeshifting.

Is there a middle name thread we can use tomorrow? Mine is Mae.

[Arwen]

Since you asked, tomorrow is MIDDLE NAME PRIDE DAY. So, you can come out of the shame that is "Eugene" and be proud, Bent.

Great. I don't have a middle name. True. My mother said three syllables was enough. So now I really am panicking. What if everyone finds out that Arwen isn't my legal middle name.

Um....y'all aren't actually reading this, are you? :|

[Ms. Meander]

My earlier jesting was pure hubris as I was later given something to panic about, in the form of a skunk!

My middle name is Lee, because both my parents had that middle name as well. Another true story.

[Diva]

HA!
I love it!
My middle name is "Jane"......

27 minutes!??!?!??!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait.....WHY am I panicking again?

[moxie]

My mom's middle name is Rae.
My dad's middle name is Ray.
My brother's middle name is Ray.
My middle name is Eva.

The exclusion began at birth. Pariah, here I come. :blink:

I came too late to celebrate National Panic Day. I had to deal with police today at work and was not panicky as per usual. Perhaps the day had the opposite effect on me.

[Ebon]

I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.

[moxie]

I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.


It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.

[Gemme]

Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.

To celebrate the day to the fullest, I offer these:

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[moxie]

[B]Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me...

I do agree that the Keebler is very similar; however, to me and in my lonely opinion, it's seems to be missing the "Girl Scoutie Goodness". They have magical powers, stronger than those of the Keebler elves.


I remember the goodness in dreams since the Commonwealth of KY is in a Samoas drought. I wish they could replace all this rain with cookies.

[UofMfan]

I'm sorry, but I experienced too many panic attacks every time I tried to post in this thread yesterday. I was unable to properly observed the day, but I want to thank Ezee for doing such a great job.

My middle name is what I go by.

[Queerasfck]

It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.
Sure, Puregrrl those cookies are good but don't fall in love thinking some sweet girl scout made them! They aren't made by girl scouts and they aren't made by elves in a hollow tree. Your cookies were made by:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/8/9/9/i/5/4/8/o/MidlerChinaWorkers.jpg



Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.


Gemme, I have attached this actual picture of Keebler "hollow tree" cookie plant. I think that "elf" in the front looks like a Bolshevik. Here to inform.....

http://www.uni.edu/schneidj/webquests/adayinthelife/factory%20workers%20laid%20off.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

:overreaction:

I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS OVER!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDDLE NAME DAY???

IS PANIC DAY STARTING OVER AGAIN??

WHYYYY BABY JESUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!!!!

[Queerasfck]

My middle name is "Danger."

[The_Lady_Snow]

DANGER???????

WHERE????!!


RUN!

[Diva]

My middle name is so TOO "Jane".....

Hater Panic.


:fastdraq:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Mine's Marie

:overreaction:

[Diva]

Mine's Marie

:overreaction:



I think we should change that to....um....

Phyllis?

Or Betty.

:sock:

[Gemme]

Mine's Marie

:overreaction:

My Momma's middle name was Marie.

:stillheart:

I changed my middle name. I didn't like it, so I swapped it.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Panic alert!!!
I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/

:overreaction:

[Dude]

I nearly had some major pee panic going from the bathroom thread
until I remembered I'm road tripping in an rv.:seconddoh:
Maybe this should be put in the old people thread?
Pamper sizing panic purchase can wait until another day.:boxers:

[The_Lady_Snow]

I'm deep conditioning!! That's 20 minutes under the dryer with a shower cap on!!!!!

[Arwen]

Since she didn't give me on, my mama's middle name is Lucile. Yes, one L. ;)

[Gemme]

Panic alert!!!
I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/

:overreaction:

I'd flippin' panic over that.

:|<--she whose eyebrows have never recovered from the one and only time they were waxed (nevermind someone messing with the rest of the hairs 'n whatnot)

Since she didn't give me one, my mama's middle name is Lucile. Yes, one L. ;)


Your mama was very, very special. She made an awesome kid too.

[Greyson]

I thought the thread title read as "National Picnic Day." I was ready with thoughts of home made potato salad in my head and salavating in a n t i c i p a t i o n............

[AtLast]

I thought the thread title read as "National Picnic Day." I was ready with thoughts of home made potato salad in my head and salavating in a n t i c i p a t i o n............

I like this! Maybe it would get Spring to us faster. I'm so ready! Always have a picnic basket and blanket in your trunk- you never know! One can stop off at a deli at any time.

[princessbelle]

I hate to admit it, however i don't think it's a secret...i am a panic queen, or princess actually.

I panic when i get scared. I mean i PANIC. I bite and scratch and scream. This would include any place or instance i feel i'm in danger. Be it the rollarcoaster, in a tight secluded space for a long time, in a pool that is deeper than my tipee toes can reach.

It is something i'm working on. For myself, yes. But also for anyone who is unlucky enough to be near me when painc strikes.

I didn't post in here yesterday, and gosh i really should have bought myself a cake or something.

[AtLast]

Ut, Oh! Out of cat food..... none for breakfast. You would panic too if you knew my old cat, Luciano. Yes, I will be up very early going to the store as he screams at me going out the door!!

:blink:

[smouldering]

Today is a panic day for me! The flipping time change has everything delayed by one hour for work until exactly March 27th.. I can't handle it!!!!!

[Gemme]

I panicked last night.

There was no cake in the house.

Things are fine now.

:ohm: