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LaneyDoll

04-09-2011, 12:10 PM

Hey! I am Laney, an ultra-femme girl from Alabama. I guess that makes me a Southern belle ;) I am a fairly open book so if there is anything you want to know, just ask.

I joined the site a few days ago and have really enjoyed looking around, reading the threads and kind of getting a feel for the place. I "found" this site thanks to a thread on an alt lifestyle website, one that I am a volunteer for.

I'm glad people have taken the time to build and maintain sites, like this one and that one. Sites that allow like-minded people to discuss ideas and life and just be themselves; sites that make me feel like I am home. So, thanks to everyone who gives me a place to even post a "newbie introduction."

I am really looking forward to spending time here :)

Laney

Miss Scarlett

04-09-2011, 12:20 PM

From one ultra-Femme to another, Welcome Home Laney!

So very glad you are here...we've got a wonderful family! Make yourself at home!

LaneyDoll

04-09-2011, 12:33 PM

Thanks Miss Scarlett! I love the term "Sparkly Femme." Someone recently referred to me as "Queen of the Glammed" and the sentiment made smile :)

Miss Scarlett

04-09-2011, 12:45 PM

Thanks Miss Scarlett! I love the term "Sparkly Femme." Someone recently referred to me as "Queen of the Glammed" and the sentiment made smile :)

i love that!

i have been picked on lately about the 15 minutes it takes me to get ready to go somewhere...but it's true, it's true! :innocent:

Suppose i should have told him i was speaking in "Ultra-Femme Minutes"...but hey, we are well worth waiting for! :eyebat:

LaneyDoll

04-09-2011, 01:30 PM

Guy

04-09-2011, 01:37 PM

Welcome to the site Laney!

LaneyDoll

04-09-2011, 04:07 PM

Awww, thanks Guy. It looks like a pretty good place to be :)

1PlayfulFemme

04-09-2011, 04:52 PM

Hi there! Welcome to the Planet! It's a warm, welcoming, wonderful place to be!!! Looks like you're a natural for finding a fit! There are some amazing people here!! Hope you enjoy it!

The_Lady_Snow

04-09-2011, 04:58 PM

Welcome & Enjoy:)

princessbelle

04-09-2011, 06:13 PM

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From one Belle to another.....

Hope you have a great time!!!

Gemme

04-09-2011, 06:33 PM

:welcome: to the site!

We have awesome admin and a great vibe here.

Enjoy.

LaneyDoll

04-09-2011, 09:00 PM

Thank you all so very much. I am truly enjoying all the time I spend here. To the point that I have yet to get any work done on the site that I work for-lol. But, the threads are so interesting and so full of thoughts and information, I just cannot get enough!!!

Delish

04-10-2011, 06:01 AM

And someone sweet calls u Bunny :)

[QUOTE=LaneyDoll;316624]I was also called "TwinkleBelle," lol.

diamondrose

04-10-2011, 06:02 AM

Welcome to the Planet!

Goo

04-10-2011, 07:57 AM

Welcome to the Planet Laney! :)

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 08:30 AM

[QUOTE=Delish;317019]And someone sweet calls u Bunny :)

I still maintain that I am not that sweet ;)

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 08:31 AM

Thank you Diamondrose and CottonCandy. I am having so much fun here!

Miss Scarlett

04-10-2011, 08:53 AM

I was also called "TwinkleBelle," lol.

I actually can get ready to go in 15 real world minutes. But that is no make-up and hair in a ponytail or neatly brushed. When I get ready to go out or to events, I indulge myself in two to three hours of bathing, shaving & lotioning, make-up (my eyes alone take 30-45 minutes), hairstyling, clothes and everything else that gives me nicknames such as those.

To go to dinner etc I can manage in a 45 mins to an hour. But I really like the treat of the few hours of self-pampering.

Apart from fleeing a burning building (and what happened that night is still being debated) there is no way this Sparkly Femme will leave the house without make-up and styled hair (i don't have enough to pull into a pony tail...LOL)...but i can still get ready in 15 minutes...:eyebat:

Gina

04-10-2011, 09:25 AM

This really is the place to be. Wonderful people and so much to share..enjoy it here..:)

Delish

04-10-2011, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=Delish;317019]And someone sweet calls u Bunny :)

I still maintain that I am not that sweet ;)

You are to me :)

WolfyOne

04-10-2011, 11:11 AM

Welcome to The Planet Laney :)

Lost_punk_boi

04-10-2011, 11:18 AM

o.O Femme's can actually get ready in 15 minutes?!?! Where do they hide? LOL!!! Oh I forgot to say hi so...

Hello there & welcome from another southerner! I'm new too....

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 11:52 AM

o.O Femme's can actually get ready in 15 minutes?!?! Where do they hide? LOL!!! Oh I forgot to say hi so...

Hello there & welcome from another southerner! I'm new too....

LOL. Yes, however it is the very scaled down version of fabulousness. My weekday routine is cut to the bone. But for the weekends, I indulge in my "dolling up" fetish.

Lost_punk_boi

04-10-2011, 12:06 PM

Hahaha, I bet... I once lived in Alabama and was promised to be taken to your city for the clubs (I'm a huge club goer), but it never happened. I was in Tuscaloosa(?) at the time. Now that I think of it.... The only interesting place we went was to Hooters.... Oh well, I'll be doing some road tripping over the summer and am planning on returning there soon!!

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 12:32 PM

Oooo, I can SHOW you an interesting place or two---or ten!

Pixie

04-10-2011, 01:47 PM

Welcome!!! :D

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 01:49 PM

Thank you Pixie. I love your name!!!

Pixie

04-10-2011, 01:51 PM

Thank you Pixie. I love your name!!!

You are very welcome....and thank you!!! :bunchflowers:

FlowerFem

04-10-2011, 04:40 PM

HI Laney . Glad you found us . Everyone here is very freindly and kind. I think you will really like here. I do.

LaneyDoll

04-10-2011, 05:20 PM

Thank you FlowerFem. I have enjoyed every moment here!

Miss Scarlett

04-10-2011, 09:35 PM

o.O Femme's can actually get ready in 15 minutes?!?! Where do they hide? LOL!!!

LOL. Yes, however it is the very scaled down version of fabulousness. My weekday routine is cut to the bone. But for the weekends, I indulge in my "dolling up" fetish.

Yes we can! Now when it comes to "dolling up" that takes me way longer than 15 minutes...

Laney, i love the "fabulousness" reference!

DomnNC

04-10-2011, 10:07 PM

Yes we can! Now when it comes to "dolling up" that takes me way longer than 15 minutes...

Laney, i love the "fabulousness" reference!

It takes you at least 15 minutes to sit up and open your eyes!

DomnNC

04-10-2011, 10:08 PM

Welcome to the Planet Laney! Lots of awesome folks and wonderful conversation to be found here.

Miss Scarlett

04-11-2011, 04:19 AM

It takes you at least 15 minutes to sit up and open your eyes!

Admitted. In further defense the defendant respectfully states the immediate administration of coffee does speed that process along and to her credit at least she is not cranky during the aforementioned process...LOL

Ummmm, are you saying that you include that in your calculation of how long it takes me to get ready?

DomnNC

04-11-2011, 11:40 AM

Admitted. In further defense the defendant respectfully states the immediate administration of coffee does speed that process along and to her credit at least she is not cranky during the aforementioned process...LOL

Ummmm, are you saying that you include that in your calculation of how long it takes me to get ready?

Of course! When I ask someone how long it takes them to get up, motivated, dressed and ready to head out to door in order to calculate what time I need to set an alarm clock for indeed it is factured into the equation andddd I did put a cup of coffee on said nightstand when I woke you so no, administration of coffee does not speed the process, lol.

Starbuck

04-11-2011, 02:16 PM

Hi Laney, :welcome: to the Planet!!!

LaneyDoll

04-11-2011, 03:48 PM

Thanks everyone!!! And to Miss Scarlett, we both know, that should you ever have to leave home without make-up, you could still rock fabulousness. Sparkly femmes and ultra femmes need only be themselves to catapult the world around them into a state of wonderful ;)

Miss Scarlett

04-11-2011, 05:53 PM

Of course! When I ask someone how long it takes them to get up, motivated, dressed and ready to head out to door in order to calculate what time I need to set an alarm clock for indeed it is factured into the equation andddd I did put a cup of coffee on said nightstand when I woke you so no, administration of coffee does not speed the process, lol.

If it please the Court, at this time the defendant wishes to throw herself upon the mercy of the Court, withdraw her previous plea and enter a plea of guilty to the charge of taking a teensy bit longer than 15 minutes to get ready with regard to the incident in question.

Further the defendant respectfully requests the Court consider the following aggravating and mitigating factors when imposing sentence: the defendant recalls the question posed as "How long will it take you to get ready in the morning?" :innocent:

In addition, the defendant moves the Court that a jury of her peers, rather than the bench, decide sentencing in this case. :giggle:

Miss Scarlett

04-11-2011, 06:22 PM

DomnNC

04-11-2011, 11:39 PM

If it please the Court, at this time the defendant wishes to throw herself upon the mercy of the Court, withdraw her previous plea and enter a plea of guilty to the charge of taking a teensy bit longer than 15 minutes to get ready with regard to the incident in question.

Teensy???? An hour is teensy?? lol, I think ya know the answer on the mercy thing, chuckles.

Further the defendant respectfully requests the Court consider the following aggravating and mitigating factors when imposing sentence: the defendant recalls the question posed as "How long will it take you to get ready in the morning?" :innocent:

Denied! Question was How long will it take you to get ready to head out the door, lol.

In addition, the defendant moves the Court that a jury of her peers, rather than the bench, decide sentencing in this case. :giggle:

Heck no, denied! I know how that goes, lol.

Gentle Tiger

04-12-2011, 01:44 AM

Welcome to the Planet Laney! Enjoy the adventure.

Miss Scarlett

04-12-2011, 04:49 AM

Originally posted byDomnNC

Teensy???? An hour is teensy?? lol, I think ya know the answer on the mercy thing, chuckles.

Yes it can be...

Oh yes, i know that answer well...

Denied! Question was How long will it take you to get ready to head out the door, lol.

It was? i really don't recall you saying that but...

Heck no, denied! I know how that goes, lol.

:giggle:

Don't i get a smidge of credit for not being cranky and grouchy?