funny stories

[luv2luvgirls]

I thought we could all share a story that is funny to us whatever it may be about....I'll go first

Ok this was the first time I approached a woman...I was like 18 in a gay club in Tampa dancing on the dance floor I notice this lady watching me and swaying to the music,so I strut myself over to her as I walk up she stops moving and stares lol. I get to her and say do you want to dance? She replies with oh I am sorry but I am here with my husband....from behind her a guy kinda steps out..I am embarressed and try to stamer out im sorry you are just the prettiest woman here so I tried *smile* as I turn away she grabs my arm and says your so cute! pulls me in and kisses the heck outta me..I was like :blink: then she turns to her hubby and states man are you getting lucky tonight! :jester: I would pick the straight lady with her husband as my first try smh
Anyone else have a funny story to share?

[kannon]

I don't know about anybody else but when I was 19 I was bursting with wisdom. :) I was going to college on a full ride athletic scholarship but I needed some extra spending money. so, I decided to look for a part-time job. Light bulb went off. Aerobics instructor popped in my head. I'll meet a lot of women and it can't be that difficult cause I'm a well conditioned "athlete" tennis player. I applied at a women's gym for an aerobics instructor position, yet I've never even attempted any form of aerobics in my life. The gym owner asked me if they could watch me participate in a high impact aerobics class. I'm like sure. No problem. I knew I was going to impress the hell out of of them. So, we start the class and everything is great for about 2 minutes, then the pain sets in. I'm already out of breath, wondering when the hell this is gonna end. Somehow I make it to 5 minutes. The instructor tells us to relax. I thought, whew, I made it. It was hell but I did it. Yeah!!! Then all of the sudden, the instructor said, 'okay gals, are you warmed up and ready to rock it?" Then they start the high impact part of the aerobics - 3 times as hard as the warm up. After a few minutes, I thought my knees were going to give out. So, as inconspicuously as possible, I excused myself. I completed 8 minutes of the hour long class. I told the owner that I had another "job interview." I swear they could hardly hold back the laughs. Needless to say, I didn't get a call back.

[jac]

When I trained in martial arts I attended many tournaments. The first winter (about 6 months into my training) we went to New Orleans for the Mardi Gras tournament. I was a green belt (intermediate) and one of three women in my division from our dojo. I had made it to the final fight. At this particular tournament they would take the final fights from each age group and rank and have them fight it out on a raised stage. The place was packed and my fellow team were huddled in one area ready to cheer me on. My instructor's father was a riot for the most part and always had something to say about everything. My fight started and it was getting pretty heated when all of a sudden I get a front kick, that I know was meant to be above the belt (cause that was the rule) but ummm it was more like a football punt between the legs!! The kick lifted me off the stage. The thing was... she didn't move her foot right away!! So, instructor's father decided to chime in "She's buried her foot! Need help getting it out," to the top of his lungs!! The whole place, I don't know, 300+ audience erupted in laughter and I was so damn embarrassed that the next time the center judge said to fight I pounced the woman and got the final point... not so much to win at this point but to get the hell off the stage!! :koolaid:

[luv2luvgirls]

I don't know about anybody else but when I was 19 I was bursting with wisdom. :) I was going to college on a full ride athletic scholarship but I needed some extra spending money. so, I decided to look for a part-time job. Light bulb went off. Aerobics instructor popped in my head. I'll meet a lot of women and it can't be that difficult cause I'm a well conditioned "athlete" tennis player. I applied at a women's gym for an aerobics instructor position, yet I've never even attempted any form of aerobics in my life. The gym owner asked me if they could watch me participate in a high impact aerobics class. I'm like sure. No problem. I knew I was going to impress the hell out of of them. So, we start the class and everything is great for about 2 minutes, then the pain sets in. I'm already out of breath, wondering when the hell this is gonna end. Somehow I make it to 5 minutes. The instructor tells us to relax. I thought, whew, I made it. It was hell but I did it. Yeah!!! Then all of the sudden, the instructor said, 'okay gals, are you warmed up and ready to rock it?" Then they start the high impact part of the aerobics - 3 times as hard as the warm up. After a few minutes, I thought my knees were going to give out. So, as inconspicuously as possible, I excused myself. I completed 8 minutes of the hour long class. I told the owner that I had another "job interview." I swear they could hardly hold back the laughs. Needless to say, I didn't get a call back.


LMAO Kannon! this reminds me of growing up with my sisters who are twins.. so one was in gymnastics one was into cheering.. I was da guinea pig. I can still touch my toes to my head :blink: freakin sisters.. then they wanted to be areobics instructors.. yes I had to do all the routines... but I had free gym memberships for all of my teens and 20's :cheesy:

[asphaltcowboi]

when i was still in school i worked in a dry cleaners as a presser.. i think we specialized in police uniform we did hundreds a day!! i would have to check for missing buttons and other small repairs befor i put the uniform press on the shirt and pants. i was amazed how these guys would complain about the smallest imperfection or if a small tear was missed.. caused my boss to be on my ass constantly!! sheeez they could have at least noted them when the turned them is besides we only charged $1.65 for a complete uniform! me being raised by rebels ..(truck drivers and bikers) decided to take revenge!! when i had to do any kind of repair on the pants i started sewing the back baton pocket the the front change pocket so when the put them on they would get nutted or at least goosed!! i denied it for awhile but eventually got fired.. one and only job i was ever fired from.