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MizzSabra
11-26-2009, 09:11 AM
Just a few of the things that skeeve me OUT:

Reading about the pubic hair Medusa found painted to her office wall.

The weird sticky stuff that accumulates *under* the shelves in the fridge.

Clipped finger or toe nails on the CARPET! Pick that stuff up!

What skeeves you?

Words
11-26-2009, 09:42 AM
The sound of Hym biting Hys nails...literally makes me cringe.

Blaze
11-26-2009, 10:43 AM
I guess the sound of a drill or the hammering of my doctors as they replace a hip or total knee replacement. I have been trying to get accustomed to the sight and sound but no matter how many we do a day, it just skeeves me out.
Ohhh, and the neighbors dog that barks at his own shadow ~grinz~

theoddz
11-26-2009, 10:58 AM
Couch beds and Murphy beds.

I was closed up in a Murphy bed by my sister, when I was about 6 years old, at the Francis Scott Key Hotel in Washington, DC, and it terrified me. I can still smell the odor of that closet that the bed folded into, and see the steel workings/hoist mechanism of the bed in that dark closet. I thought that bed had eaten me. :eek:

So to this day, if I know that a couch folds out into a sleeper, I won't sit on it and would NEVER EVER sleep on one. I won't sit or go near a Murphy bed, either. Just the thought of that skeeves the :crap: out of me.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Mister Bent
11-26-2009, 11:01 AM
Just a few of the things that skeeve me OUT:

Clipped finger or toe nails on the CARPET! Pick that stuff up!

What skeeves you?

I wondered who would start this thread here - thanks Sabra, always a favorite!

Public nail clipping. What?

Do that shit at home!

always2late
11-26-2009, 12:08 PM
Roaches
Someone tapping me on the shoulder
People who peel their sunburned skin in public

I am sure there are more things...will be back later

Cyclopea
11-26-2009, 06:34 PM
Roaches
Someone tapping me on the shoulder
People who peel their sunburned skin in public

I am sure there are more things...will be back later


Yes, yes, and yes.:bigcry:

atomiczombie
11-26-2009, 06:53 PM
Wet garbage.

People who touch wet garbage then don't immediately wash their hands and go around touching things.

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom and go around touching things.

Actually, these things also make me want to hurl. (Why is there no smiley for that??)

Jet
11-26-2009, 08:03 PM
Feeling what's under a restaurant table.

lillith
11-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Someone reading over my shoulder.
Most white foods (I know...it is odd.)
Reading professionally published work with editing errors.

Dylan
11-26-2009, 09:20 PM
People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing

People with horrid table manners

People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl

Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok)

People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl

Sticky-fingered children

Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon)

If I think about it too long...buffets


Dylan

FeminineAllure
11-26-2009, 09:21 PM
Dirt under fingernails.:ballngag:

Medusa
11-26-2009, 09:29 PM
* Dirty fingernails

* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths

* Dirty butt smells

* Gelatinous pate'

* Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking

* Christmas sweaters and socks

* "Purity" Balls

* Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was

* Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks

Dylan
11-26-2009, 09:34 PM
Wet garbage.

People who touch wet garbage then don't immediately wash their hands and go around touching things.



Garbage Juice is a major skeeve


As Are The Non-HandWashers,
Dylan

Medusa
11-26-2009, 09:37 PM
Reading professionally published work with editing errors.


YES!


Medusa
(who once read a medical journal with a reference to a tumor on the "butthocks" and "leesions" on the thighs.)

lillith
11-26-2009, 10:46 PM
YES!


Medusa
(who once read a medical journal with a reference to a tumor on the "butthocks" and "leesions" on the thighs.)

I go from this :reader: to :readfineprint:

The_Lady_Snow
11-26-2009, 11:31 PM
Kiwis

Clingy People

Whining

NotAnAverageGuy
11-27-2009, 01:20 AM
nails on the fucking chalkboard

Mitmo01
11-27-2009, 09:58 AM
people who dont think before they speak...or try to sound smarter than they really are.....

people who overstep boundaries with no regard for their actions...makes me want to hurl actually....

rudeness in any form....puts a bad taste in my mouth and i always have a hard time not judging them for it...

MizzSabra
11-27-2009, 10:07 AM
http://www.myrmecos.net/insects/JerusalemCricket.JPG

MAJOR SKEEVE

apretty
11-27-2009, 01:24 PM
the word, skeeve. i've never really been a fan--maybe it's a west coast thing. carry on.

NotAnAverageGuy
11-27-2009, 01:27 PM
http://www.myrmecos.net/insects/JerusalemCricket.JPG

MAJOR SKEEVE


what in the world is that?

MizzSabra
11-27-2009, 01:32 PM
what in the world is that?

It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!

NotAnAverageGuy
11-27-2009, 01:49 PM
It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!


ewww ok i dont like crickets so SKEEVE for me too!!!

Passionaria
11-27-2009, 01:52 PM
Being licked on the face by Dogs. Cat's are OK, go figure.


:rollcat: Pashi

Rufusboi
11-27-2009, 02:26 PM
Teeth scraping across a fork when someone eats. It about kills me. I can't take it.

Rufus.

Mister Bent
11-27-2009, 03:27 PM
Victim posturing.

Anything that comes out of a cat. It's like Satan's excrement.

Diva
11-27-2009, 03:56 PM
~Once my Lucy caught me with my mouth open (I know....that skeeves out the masses) and HER tongue touched MY tongue...I knew right then I was going to be hurling my toenails....which also would have skeeved me out to no end (even though they were finely manicured).

~People who smack when they eat. That's like a 12 on my Skeeve~O~Meter.

~People who get in my personal space box without invitation. Step back, Sparky!

Turino
11-27-2009, 05:52 PM
* someone obsessively jangling change in their pocket

* bugs anywhere near my bed or clothing

* touching people that I dont know and love when they are experiencing skin ailments

* rotting mouths

* chewing tobacco drippings out of rotting mouth corners

* people who havent bathed in a month in a locked subway car

* the smell of cigarettes

Rufusboi
11-27-2009, 06:52 PM
* Dirty fingernails

* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths

* Dirty butt smells

* Gelatinous pate'

* Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking

* Christmas sweaters and socks

* "Purity" Balls

* Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was

* Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks



What's a purity ball?


Rufus

Isadora
11-27-2009, 07:06 PM
cracking knuckles
Barbra Streisand

T D
11-27-2009, 10:33 PM
1. People who think they know what I think and decide to tell me what I think. WTF!!
2. Clingy people
3. Crickets
4. Threads/discussions about Butch penetration
5. Dirty people, in any form!
6. People trying to manipulate me
7. Dirty sheets, furniture, counters, etc.
8. Using a shopping basket without wiping down the handle

Lord the list could go on *chuckling*

NotAnAverageGuy
11-27-2009, 11:34 PM
surgeries that involve the eyes, nose or mouth

Waldo
11-27-2009, 11:47 PM
"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

NotAnAverageGuy
11-27-2009, 11:56 PM
"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

Waldo
11-28-2009, 12:00 AM
Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

NotAnAverageGuy
11-28-2009, 12:04 AM
I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

Understood, he is just creepy to some I gather

lillith
11-28-2009, 12:54 AM
Ron Jeremy



I can totally sympathize with you. I have an ex who edits porn and had to work with Ron, and he is huge prick (pardon the pun). He skeeves me too.

Ryobi
11-28-2009, 03:09 AM
SNOT!

I have been puked on, pooped on, dealt with a long list of medical emergencies, seen all the blood and guts anyone should have to see in a life time and have not been close to being as skeeved as I am with snot. It will make me gag in a heartbeat, everytime.

Mister Bent
11-28-2009, 10:18 AM
What's a purity ball?

Part of the new chastity movement. Check it out (http://www.purityball.com/).

And for another perspective, try this. (http://www.progressivepuppy.com/the_progressive_puppy/2009/06/those-disturbing-father-daughter-purity-balls.html)

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Waldo, I'm sorry, but I really must take exception to some of your skeeves.

Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families (http://graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/pictures/hojo-si-04-27-1959-075.jpg) and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night.

And Ron Jeremy (http://www.bravehearts.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ron-Jeremy2.jpg)! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope.

I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution."

I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/jumpsuits.jpg

What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years?

You're killing my dreams!

Words
11-28-2009, 11:56 AM
Women in tight white trousers, sans underwear, and with 'marks' on their butt cracks.

Seen it twice, and hope to never see it again.

Inuus
11-28-2009, 11:59 AM
Ha! That guy skeeves me too!

I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

Inuus
11-28-2009, 12:03 PM
1. Hair on the counter or in the sink or wrapped up in the drain
2. Rats
3. Snakes
4. Knuckle or any body part cracking IE neck etc
5. Public restrooms
6. Bad hygiene in any form
7. Feet human to be specific

Mister Bent
11-28-2009, 12:14 PM
Women in tight white trousers, sans underwear, and with 'marks' on their butt cracks.

Seen it twice, and hope to never see it again.

Um.

"Marks?"

:blink:

Medusa
11-28-2009, 12:37 PM
Ok, Im beginning to think we need a "3 Degrees of Separation from Ron Jeremy" thread because I ALSO have met Ron Jeremy!

He was doing standup comedy at one of the strip clubs here!

He skeeves me out. Rabidly so.

NotAnAverageGuy
11-28-2009, 01:41 PM
snakes any snakes fake or real

Gemme
11-28-2009, 03:00 PM
http://www.myrmecos.net/insects/JerusalemCricket.JPG

MAJOR SKEEVE

WTH? That thing is disgusting! Consider me skeeved.

Turino
11-28-2009, 03:01 PM
Ok, Im beginning to think we need a "3 Degrees of Separation from Ron Jeremy" thread because I ALSO have met Ron Jeremy!

He was doing standup comedy at one of the strip clubs here!

He skeeves me out. Rabidly so.

For some reason he came up at Thanksgiving Dinner...most of the gay men there ..all guys in their 50s -early 60s thought he was really hot..go figure..and these were Chelsea men..lol :flasher:

Turino
11-28-2009, 03:02 PM
WTH? That thing is disgusting! Consider me skeeved.

can you imagine it 10 feet tall?

Gemme
11-29-2009, 09:31 AM
can you imagine it 10 feet tall?

When I have nightmares about 10 feet tall Jerusalem crickets a la Men in Black, I'm calling YOU. :eyebat:

Ms. Tabitha
11-29-2009, 02:55 PM
Nasty teeth
Nasty breath
Dirty nails
Unkept nails
Body odor-Bad hygiene
Dirty bathroom sinks

After 23 years in EMS :hospital-snoopy:I can deal with guts, blood and body parts.
The 4 P's skeeve me
Piss
Puke
Pus
Phlegm

:firetruck:

scootebaby
11-29-2009, 03:34 PM
snakes
nails down a chalkboard
popping knuckles
hairballs in the sink/tub
any kind of slimy food

NotAnAverageGuy
11-29-2009, 06:18 PM
teeth grinding

theoddz
11-30-2009, 10:48 AM
Nasty teeth
Nasty breath
Dirty nails
Unkept nails
Body odor-Bad hygiene
Dirty bathroom sinks

After 23 years in EMS :hospital-snoopy:I can deal with guts, blood and body parts.
The 4 P's skeeve me
Piss
Puke
Pus
Phlegm

:firetruck:

Now see?? I can suction phlegm all day, hold the bucket while someone pukes, but I cannot handle poo.

When there's a "Code Brown" in the hospital......that's my cue to ---->> :bolt:

The other thing that really skeeves me is Necrotizing Facitis (flesh eating bacteria). I've seen a lot of that, unfortunately. One patient we had had a perianal cyst that got necrotizing facitis in it and within a few days' time, he was minus an entire butt cheek. :shocking:

The hospital is "home" to all things skeevey, both visual and...well....smells.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Eddie
11-30-2009, 10:57 AM
People that waste my time.

Ms. Tabitha
11-30-2009, 11:06 AM
Seeing toddlers with saggy diapers
People in public, barefoot
Public bathrooms.. I would rather go behind a tree than use a public toilet
People that look like they have greasy hair

blackboot
11-30-2009, 11:23 AM
a hair in my food

the smell of curry

someone sneezing on me


:angry:

Passionaria
11-30-2009, 12:37 PM
Dirty houses, especially bathrooms and kitchens

Malicious Gossip ~ really, no thank you

People who think it is cool to address women as BITCH and other degrading names.

Random
11-30-2009, 01:26 PM
Passive Agressive.. It makes my skin crawl.. just ick...

How about either saying what you really mean.. or even better yet.. mind your own business if it doesn't have anything to do with you...

People who think that because you have been on a couple dates with them, maybe had sex with them, that they have a right to know every thing about you... Ummm no.. This on really squigs me out.. Forced intimacy.. that's what it feels like to me... Ugh.. ick.. nasty.. People need to invite you into their life.. you don't barge in unexpected..

Someone being invited into to someones house and then going through their things... and then TALKING about what the person has in their house..on the internet.. Too me.. that makes my skin crawl.. I don't have a lot of boundries, but to me that feels so skeevy.. so icky... to invaid someones privacy, to betray that trust.... Low rent/low class...

Ick.. I have a look on my face like I just smelled something really rotton...

Random
11-30-2009, 01:30 PM
WTH? That thing is disgusting! Consider me skeeved.

It's a potato bug (or at least that is what i call it) and it will chase you...

I don't mind most bugs or creepy crawlies.. I will catch a bee or a wasp with my bare hands.. but this one will have me up on a chair screaming high C......

The_Lady_Snow
11-30-2009, 01:37 PM
Austin Powers teeth

Tranquilitee
11-30-2009, 01:37 PM
Hand shakes I'll take a wave thanks.

Gemme
12-01-2009, 10:33 PM
It's a potato bug (or at least that is what i call it) and it will chase you...

I don't mind most bugs or creepy crawlies.. I will catch a bee or a wasp with my bare hands.. but this one will have me up on a chair screaming high C......

It can call itself Barney for all I care. If it comes for me, it had BEST have an army with it because I have my friends boot and broom and really big book on hand to help me with it should it try any funny business. :cigar:

MizzSabra
12-02-2009, 09:11 AM
The dog's poo bucket in the backyard. :crap:

Softly
12-02-2009, 09:21 AM
when I see big icky SPIT on the street/sidewalks.
ugh.

Turino
12-02-2009, 10:08 AM
Skeeved just last night when my cat, who was annoyingly sitting staring at screen while putting his paws on the keys, decided it was th perfect time to sneeze.

he has allergies and is stuffy right now..

he sneezed and the snot flew onto screen, keyboard and all over my eyeglasses...some landing on my face.

thank you tiger.

NotAnAverageGuy
12-02-2009, 07:36 PM
The dog's poo bucket in the backyard. :crap:

Skeeve for me too, gross

Rufusboi
12-02-2009, 08:24 PM
Tarantulas. I've never seen one up close and personal but the TV tarantulas skeeve the hell out of me. Rufus :bolt:

Turino
12-02-2009, 09:10 PM
The dog's poo bucket in the backyard. :crap:

how did you get them to use a bucket ? :)

NotAnAverageGuy
12-02-2009, 09:15 PM
Glider pee, ugh it stinks

Andrew, Jr.
12-10-2009, 09:15 PM
insects
snakes
eels
sharks

Random
12-13-2009, 07:14 AM
It can call itself Barney for all I care. If it comes for me, it had BEST have an army with it because I have my friends boot and broom and really big book on hand to help me with it should it try any funny business. :cigar:

They are really ushy inside... that's part of the skeeve..

Selenay
12-13-2009, 07:21 AM
Robin Williams.

KayCee
12-13-2009, 07:45 AM
..injustice

NotAnAverageGuy
12-13-2009, 10:59 AM
roaches make me skeeve

hottprof
12-13-2009, 11:11 PM
anything to do with hawking leugies... GAG


Smiles :frog:

NotAnAverageGuy
12-13-2009, 11:13 PM
anything to do with hawking leugies... GAG


Smiles :frog:

:cracked: then you can't hang with me I hawked them up all the time

Andrew, Jr.
12-15-2009, 05:28 PM
When the feral cats would hunt birds, rabbits, and snakes. I would find them at my front door or on my deck - all the time. I would be so grossed out, and then would empty out a kleenex box, put in the remains, and have a burial.:bouquet:

Duchess
12-15-2009, 05:32 PM
Booger pickers..:overreaction:

NotAnAverageGuy
12-15-2009, 11:09 PM
Booger pickers..:overreaction:

*sticks finger up my nose* :whoop:


HAHAHAH *winks*

hippieflowergirl
12-16-2009, 10:41 PM
waking up in the dark to the sound of the :dog: licking her butt...enthusiastically... :twitch:

FeminineAllure
12-16-2009, 10:46 PM
Chronic Negativity.

Gemme
12-17-2009, 12:02 AM
Walking in the dark in my socks and stepping into a puddle of water dribbled by the dog.....I hope.

*shiver*

deathbypoem
02-17-2014, 01:30 PM
Crunching. Food Crunching. I know we have to in order to eat but damn. Doesn't mean it doesn't bug me. Even my own crunching bugs me!

Bèsame*
02-20-2014, 12:02 AM
being with people who chew with their mouth open...disgusting!

Having a dog, jump on me, or smell my crotch. Now come on, control the dog!