Diva's Thousand Post Party!!

[Diva]

Those of You who know me and even some who don't (and say they do) know that I will use ANY damn excuse to throw a party!

So when someone said to me...."my GOD, Diva, don't You EVER shut~up?" and pointed out that I had nearly 1,000 Planet Posts (that should be some sort of currency, if You ask me!), I thought that this is as good a reason to throw a party as ANY!!!

So let the insanity and merriment begin!!! Our first Cyber Party!!!

I'm gonna order cake.....cuz that's just the way I roll! :D

:gossip:

:mob:

:happyjump:

:pile:

[Surayna]

I'll set up the refreshments table!

This sounds like fun!

[Just_G]

If there is cake, you know I will be there! Will there be party hats? Whistles? Dancing? oooooo, let's samba!!:grindevil:

[Diva]

I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out! ;)

:grandpiano:

[Queerasfck]

Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!

[Diva]

Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!




Clearly, You know my struggle and sacrifice...and bloody finger~tips for The Cause.

I need a tissue.
Hold me.

:fallenangel:

[MsDemeanor]

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

[evolveme]

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

:unicorn:,

e

[Blaze]

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...:danceparty:
But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

[evolveme]

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

[Just_G]

I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out! ;)

:grandpiano:

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..;) I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!:eek:

[Diva]

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.


It is a cross I must bear. And yet....<misty~eyed> I find I MUST bear it! And bear it GLADLY!

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

:unicorn:,

e

Precious e.....

Because I live to serve Your silly ass I find myself unable to stop posting in pink....I shall serve all of the Pink Food Groups.....the strawberries....the raspberries....the Little Debbie Snowballs in all of their creamy goodness.....and heart~shaped cookies with pink Royal Icing a la Martha Stewart (of course!)......

I will be Princess Coy Flirt~a~Licious....complete with Party Tiara....

And I shall come riding (Yes, I said "come".) in on my Unicorn Steed, which will be farting all manner of sparkly items.....for The Cause.
Your humble RIGHTTTTTT Servantess



Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...:danceparty:
But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!


HA!!! "...to look for cool things to make your 'HATE' with."

I love a good Freudian slip! And matching garter belt, too! ;)

The Party....she is a~startin'!!!!

[Legendryder]

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

[Diva]

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

No.
I wasn't.
You cannot control The Diva, e!

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..;) I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!:eek:


MUST I do EVERYthing? :cheesy:
I swear, G, You DRIVE me to consume chocolate!!! :eatinghersheybar:

[Diva]

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?


1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.

[Dean Thoreau]

Strolls in to Diva's party>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :rainbowAfro:
:bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet:

Flower's for the lovely girl Diva


May you reach 2000 posts any minute now!


Luvs ya
Dean

[Blaze]

lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing!
Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

[Pixie]

Prances in...never can attend too many Diva parties!!!

:pile::pile:

[weatherboi]

Good for you for making the community swirl and twirl!! I always get a kick outta reading your stuff!!

[Blaze]

If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....

[Pixie]

If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....



Lol... might wanna do a second spell check...giggle just kidding!

MUAH

[Mister Bent]

I will compose 1
or possibly even 2
haiku for Diva

[Rufusboi]

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.


LOL Diva. You are the life of the planet! Don't stop posting. I'm coming to the 2,000 post party! :gimmehug:

Rufus

[T D]

I've always been one to rise to an occasion.... so here I am walking into the party with my paper-mache hard hat on. Also brought some chips and dips, and rootbeer and ice cream for floats :)

Let the party proceed :danceparty:

[atomiczombie]

(((((((((DIVA)))))))))) Woohoo!! Let's make it 10,000 posts by New Years! :happyjump:

[Legendryder]

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.

Still, that it a bunch of typing. I am in school myself, and have an essay class this quarter. So, I type enough already. And I have brain melt too. EWWWWW. Brain melt.

[Diva]

Thanks for the flowers, Dean! :D

***
Weatherboi..... Swirl 'n' Twirl....the new ride at Planet Circus!!! ;)

***

Mr. Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!

And for YOU:

Mr. Bent, welcome!
Haiku R Us, that's for sure!
It's time to partay!!!!!!

***

2,000?!?!?! :|

***
Paper mache` hard hat, TD?
I love it!
Is it PINK!?!?!

Root beer FLOATS!?!?! YUMM~O!

***
AZ.......Nice fantasy! By New Year's 2012 maybe (if we're still here! ;) )....




Y'all are the BEST!!!
Here's a little tune I composed:

"Hard hats & Haiku Hullaballoo".....enjoy!
:rockband:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

*Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine*

Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years

[Diva]

*Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine*

Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years



It's not a partay without a Bright, Spankin' New Box o' Franzia Chillable Red! ;)

[NotAnAverageGuy]

It's not a partay without a Bright, Spankin' New Box o' Franzia Chillable Red! ;)




Yes Ma'am

And it has a bow on it the box too lol

[Diva]

Yes Ma'am

And it has a bow on it the box too lol


It BETTER! ;)
:toast:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Diva, :bouquet:

Let the :rockband::drummer::bandkiss::party::danceparty::g uitar::bluesbrothers::beatles::awww::sparklyheart: begin.

Love,
Andrew
:cigar:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

It BETTER! ;)
:toast:

Yuppers, most gifts should ALWAYS have bows or ribbons on them.

[Diva]

Yuppers, most gifts should ALWAYS have bows or ribbons on them.



This is me: :eyebat:
Notice that I am not arguing! :D

[NotAnAverageGuy]

This is me: :eyebat:
Notice that I am not arguing! :D

I am glad you aren't arguing :lol2: it just proves I am doing the right things for once

[DapperButch]

A Diva Post Party???? Whoo Hoo!!!!

:party:

[Diva]

I am glad you aren't arguing :lol2: it just proves I am doing the right things for once


Gotta start SOMEwhere.....I'm safe...everyone always tries out their new material on me! :violin:

A Diva Post Party???? Whoo Hoo!!!!

:party:


I know, right? :sheep:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Gotta start SOMEwhere.....I'm safe...everyone always tries out their new material on me! :violin:




I know, right? :sheep:


Yes always start SOMEwhere :bowdown:

[Diva]

Yes always start SOMEwhere :bowdown:



You are a Gentleman AND a scholar.

Here.
Have one of these. :chainsaw:

[Diva]

OMG!

The tension is mounting! (Yes. I said mounting.)

17 more posts!!!!! I need tissues! Do they make tissues with heliotrope sparkles?

[NotAnAverageGuy]

You are a Gentleman AND a scholar.

Here.
Have one of these. :chainsaw:

Ohhh my I got called a Gentleman and Scholar AND was gifted a zombie killing chainsaw

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT


:chainsaw: runs around chasing zombies

[Goofy]

OMG!

The tension is mounting! (Yes. I said mounting.)

17 more posts!!!!! I need tissues! Do they make tissues with heliotrope sparkles?



I'm sure we could find some somewhere....

[Diva]

I'm sure we could find some somewhere....


Probably stuck in that damn pink tree....<giggling>

B3.


Not~So~Average.....here....You might need this, too ~ ~ ~> :duct:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Oh yes, duct tape TY Ma'am

Runs off and thinks of ideas of what to do with duct tape HAHAHA

[Pixie]

Im sure we can find...or make you a hankie specialized for you soft and rhinestoned up just for the occasion...\\:knitgirl::knitgirl::knitgirl:

[Diva]

Oh yes, duct tape TY Ma'am

Runs off and thinks of ideas of what to do with duct tape HAHAHA

:penguin: < ~ ~ The Penguin O' Innocence...just in case You were wondering....

Im sure we can find...or make you a hankie specialized for you soft and rhinestoned up just for the occasion...\\:knitgirl::knitgirl::knitgirl:



A hankie bedazzler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How PERFECT!!!
:cheer:

:sparklyheart:

[Just_G]

Did I read that correctly? Someone is mounting someone and using duct tape when you hit 1000?
SUH-WEET!
I want front row seats please.

[Goofy]

Did I read that correctly? Someone is mounting someone and using duct tape when you hit 1000?
SUH-WEET!
I want front row seats please.

and I'm sure shuttle cocks will be involved somehow...

[NotAnAverageGuy]

:penguin: < ~ ~ The Penguin O' Innocence...just in case You were wondering....





A hankie bedazzler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How PERFECT!!!
:cheer:

:sparklyheart:

Innocent penguin, hmmmm

ROFLMFAO@ hankie bedazzler:cracked:

[Just_G]

That is what I made my party hat out of.....we were supposed to make our own, so I made a crown out of shuttlecocks....it will be the talk of the party!:shocking:

[Pixie]

:penguin:
[B][I][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]A hankie bedazzler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How PERFECT!!!
:cheer:

:sparklyheart:


ROFLMFAO@ hankie bedazzler:cracked:


Dats Right!!!! Im working on the monogrammed Diva with the shiny but also pita metallic thread.... got the rhinestones in place!!!
:ninja::loveletter:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I never honestly see what the ladies see in a Bedazzler but maybe I am not supposed to know

*runs off to kill zombies with my chainsaw*

[Diva]

A Shuttlecock Crown for Mr. Scroogey~Boxers!

Perfect.
In every way.

Here.....have a driedl... :driedel:

[Diva]

I never honestly see what the ladies see in a Bedazzler but maybe I am not supposed to know

*runs off to kill zombies with my chainsaw*


I've decided I should Bedazzle the chainsaw....


That is all.

:canoworms:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I've decided I should Bedazzle the chainsaw....


That is all.

:canoworms:

NO PLEASE NO oh lawd it might come out with Rhinestones and such

*laughs*

[Pixie]

Sets freshly made baklava on the table along with a few hews of boxed wine...waiting for that special moment.!

:listening:

[Kosmo]

I've decided I should Bedazzle the chainsaw....


That is all.

:canoworms:

Now that's funny!

[Diva]

Hee hee hee.....

You THINK I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ >:bow:

But REALLY, I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ > :fallenangel:

[Kosmo]

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..;) I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!:eek:

All you need is cardboard and duct tape. It comes in many colors now.

*Runs out to the garbage to save the pizza box*.

[Just_G]

Hee hee hee.....

You THINK I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ >:bow:

But REALLY, I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ > :fallenangel:



:vigil: Fallen angel...get outta here....no way....you gotta be kidding!!

[Pixie]

Hee hee hee.....

You THINK I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ >:bow:

But REALLY, I'm THIS ~ ~ ~ > :fallenangel:



Or maybe even this-----:princess:

[Diva]

All you need is cardboard and duct tape. It comes in many colors now.

*Runs out to the garbage to save the pizza box*.

I KNOW, right? I have purple. Of course. :D

:vigil: Fallen angel...get outta here....no way....you gotta be kidding!!

I do not know of what You speak, Mr. Mistletoe Pants..... :boink:


Or maybe even this-----:princess:


See why I heart You? :rose:


Are we ready!?!?!?!?! Oh my.....I have my sequined gown on and my red sparkly stilettoes and EVERYthing!!!!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

3 more posts and time to drink some of that FAB wine Miss Diva has

[Kosmo]

I KNOW, right? I have purple. Of course. :D



I do not know of what You speak, Mr. Mistletoe Pants..... :boink:




See why I heart You? :rose:


Are we ready!?!?!?!?! Oh my.....I have my sequined gown on and my red sparkly stilettoes and EVERYthing!!!!



Not yet. I can't decide what color duct tape to bedazzle my 'pizza box' hat

I guess I'll go with black since this is an evening affair.

[Pixie]

See why I heart You? :rose:


Are we ready!?!?!?!?! Oh my.....I have my sequined gown on and my red sparkly stilettoes and EVERYthing!!!!




Im starting to and I like every sparkly second of it!!!

MY OH MY....aren't the sexy belle of the ball!!!:drool:

[Diva]

I'm so excited....I'm beside myself!!

:blueheels::jester::bouquet::eyebat::cheesy::clap: :cheer::thumbsup:


Get ready! Choose a smilie and cut loose!!!! <giggling>

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Grabs the box of wine and a glass and waits patiently

[Diva]

Not yet. I can't decide what color duct tape to bedazzle my 'pizza box' hat

I guess I'll go with black since this is an evening affair.



A black~tie Pizza Box.

Who KNEW! :eyebat:

[Kosmo]

Grabs the box of wine and a glass and waits patiently

*holds out my plastic cup*

[Pixie]

Stoked.....:curtain:

[Kosmo]

A black~tie Pizza Box.

Who KNEW! :eyebat:

I know, awesome, right?

[NotAnAverageGuy]

*holds out my plastic cup*


waiting to pour some

[Pixie]

waiting to pour some


I caught myself holding my breath....:spit:

[Diva]

1000



:cheer::cheer::cheer:

:toast::toast:

:penguin:
(The Penguin O' Innocence)

:police::firetruck:
(Ok...who called the officials!?!?!?)

:gimmehug:
Thanks for playing, everyone!

:bouquet::kissy::bouquet:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

WOOOOHOOO

CONGRATS MISS DIVA


:bandkiss:

*POURS EVERYONE SOME FAB WINE*

[Kosmo]

Hooray!! to you, Diva

for you: :freetoaster:

[Just_G]

Nice job Diva!! Bring on the shots and the dance music!

[Diva]

Hooray!! to you, Diva

for you: :freetoaster:



<sniff>
Thank You.....I'm moist.

My EYES! MY EYES!!!! Hee hee.......:floatbee:

[Pixie]

Woooty WOOOT

Congrats Ms. Diva
You gorgeous, fabulous, thing you.....

:dance1::dance1::dance1:

:bouquet::bouquet:
:happyjump:
:girlonatv:
:sparklyheart:
:awww::awww:
:party:
:bellydancer:

[Diva]

WOOOOHOOO

CONGRATS MISS DIVA


:bandkiss:

*POURS EVERYONE SOME FAB WINE*


WoooHoooo!

:spider: and :2nddaywalker: for everyone!!!

Oh....and Box~O'~Wine!!!!!

[weatherboi]

Congrats Diva your commitment to fun and fabulous posting earns my admiration! You are awesome!

[Kosmo]

<sniff>
Thank You.....I'm moist.

My EYES! MY EYES!!!! Hee hee.......:floatbee:

It has been my honor to have been a part of this *tips my bedazzled pizza box hat* *pepperoni crumbs float down like spicy confetti*

[NotAnAverageGuy]

WoooHoooo!

:spider: and :2nddaywalker: for everyone!!!

Oh....and Box~O'~Wine!!!!!


Yes the BIG OLE Box O' Wine
:raspberry:

[Diva]

I am verklempt that You all played along in my silliness!

:cheesy::musicnote:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

This kinda stuff is fun anyways so why not particpate ya know

[Diva]

This kinda stuff is fun anyways so why not particpate ya know


Yes....but these are also the kinds of threads that make folks think I don't have a brain.....

I'm no scarecrow. :)

I'm glad You were here.....:flyaway:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Yes....but these are also the kinds of threads that make folks think I don't have a brain.....

I'm no scarecrow. :)

I'm glad You were here.....:flyaway:

Bah, you have a brain, sheesh I have read your Erotica and your posts on other threads

:penguin::penguin:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Diva,

Clapping my hands together and chanting "Dee-vah Dee-vah"! :LGBTQFlag:

[theoddz]

Yes....but these are also the kinds of threads that make folks think I don't have a brain.....

I'm no scarecrow. :)

I'm glad You were here.....:flyaway:

Sometimes......I feel like Dorothy, tossed around in a house.

:seeingstars:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[Eddie]

I can't believe I missed the party!

[Diva]

I can't believe I missed the party!



No worries, Eddie! My LIFE is a party! Just right in! ;)

[Turino]

Congratulations Diva..I always thought of you more as the shy wallflower type.

but with so much charm, genius and love for all, how could you possibly withhold that from us?

you arent withholding anything from us now, are you..hmmmm?

[Diva]

Congratulations Diva..I always thought of you more as the shy wallflower type.

but with so much charm, genius and love for all, how could you possibly withhold that from us?

you arent withholding anything from us now, are you..hmmmm?


Oh, Mr. Nasty.....You're so sweet!

I AM painfully shy.
The only charm I have is on a bracelet.
Ok. I'm pretty smart, but I ain't no Einstein.
I don't love everybody. Just You. That's all.

I might be withholding stuff.
I like to hear begging. :bdsmslave:

Jus' sayin'.....:eyebat:

[Cyclopea]

:deepthoughts:
................

[Cyclopea]

BAM !!!
..........