That awkward moment when.....

[buttercupmuffin]

Very simple game, start with "That awkward moment when...." and add something that you've actually awkwardly experienced or something others can relate too!


That awkward moment when you realize that your fly has been down all day......

...and go!

[Scuba]

That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...

[dixie]

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[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend. :seconddoh:

[dixie]

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[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when you realize that that wasn't really a fart...:passinggas:

[Novelafemme]

that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.

[Novelafemme]

That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...

i did this recently but with my daughters undies. i finally had to take them off at work 'cause i just couldn't take it anymore. ;)

[Hollylane]

That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.

Oooo! Or that awkward moment when you run into someone who knows you and you, for the life of you can't remember who the eff they are!

[Scuba]

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother.. :|

[Miss Scarlett]

That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt...

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! :|

....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest! :o

[ruby_woo]

[B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"]That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

I did this once, walked through the busy San Francisco airport and had no idea. I am awesome.

That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth.

[ONLY]

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother.. :|

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your ex (son's father) :|

[Kobi]

That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes.

Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo.

These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning.

[Cin]

That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.

[dixie]

That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol. :seeingstars:

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment that you check yourself in the mirror and find food in your teeth... and your last meal was HOURS ago. :|

[Rockinonahigh]

That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.

[dixie]

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[Inked_Trinity]

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[Passionaria]

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end??? :vigil:

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?

[Novelafemme]

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end??? :vigil:

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?


I did this recently. Both my boss and my ex-husband are named Mike. I pulled up in front of my ex's house to pick up the girls and hit the wrong Mike on my call list phoning my boss instead of my girl's dad. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hi, Mike. I'm here."

My boss, Mike: "Oh, OK. Where's here?"

Me: "In the driveway. Can you send the girls out?"

Boss: "Um, what girls?"

Me: "???OUR girls???"

Boss: "LeeAnn? What's happening?"

Me: "What do you mean what's happening? What's wrong with you?"

Boss: "Uh, I'm totally lost!"

Me: "OMG! Mike? Oh dear. I called the wrong Mike. I am SOOO sorry!! Oh DEAR!...babble, babble, babble...make excuses....babble!!!"

Boss: <laughing> Are you drunk already, LeeAnn? You JUST left the office!" <snicker-snicker>

[Midnight]

That awkward moment when you realise you have left the long sticky strip sticker on your jeans advertising your size to the world for the day :|

[Gemme]

That awkward moment when you realize that you aren't alone in the room and yes, you just scratched your ass and burped in front of them.

[midwest chick]

That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.

[Heavenleahangel]

That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!! :| Yup! It happened. I was totally :confused: and heartbroken.

[dixie]

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[durrrrrrrr]

when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex

[pajama]

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother.. :|

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your ex (son's father) :|

Yep. My ex (female) sent me and our son a couple of texts about "being ready to wresstle when you get home". She had a new iPhone that she obviously didn't know how to work the address book yet.

That awkward moment, when watching Showtime with your son, that a rather raunchy, full nudity, loud screaming, :bedfuck: fuck scene comes on. You both keep typing and pretend you know nothing.

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[scootebaby]

that awkward moment when
...u think ur alone so u let it rip only to realize u arent alone

...ur walking along with someone,and something cracks u up,and u have to stop,cross ur legs and hold urself so u dont wet urself

...u go in for that first kiss,and u burp in her face

...when u storm out of the house,and realize u forgot ur keys

...u think ur friend/child/partner is behind you,ur talking up a storm,turn and realize its NONE of the above.

[SugarFemme]

OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO



That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt...

[WomenMoveMe]

When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.

or...

When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused!

[smouldering]

That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol :blink:

[JAGG]

When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.

[JoSchmooze]

Ahhh yes....
that awkward moment when you get into
an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are
alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like
something died up inside you.....
And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the
elevator with you.....
And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......

:cigar2:

[princessbelle]

That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one.

Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff.

[VintageFemme]

that awkward moment when you realize you've been singing 'baby got back' really freaking loud to someone you butt dialed in the car

[Chancie]

. . . you realize that you are talking about the wrong Kyle or Tyler or Mackenzie to a parent at Open School Night. :|

[dixie]

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[dixie]

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[dixie]

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[smouldering]

That awkward moment when you are talking to yourself out loud and don't realize that someone has come in and has overheard you.. :S

[LaneyDoll]

That awkward moment when you keep gushing over the unique design of someone's new corset. Only to eventually realize that her Dom put it on her wrong and he is standing there, basking in the glory of how pretty she looks in her new corset-that she is wearing upside down AND off center by about 90 degrees.

:sparklyheart:

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when you bump your own thread so that you can continue to share in others awkward moments and not just your own. :superfunny:

[RockOn]

LDR first date. You finally get to meet this wonderful gorgeous, femme woman you've been talking to over long distance for months. She cooks a terrific meal ... steak, baked potatos, salad - all the good stuff. After dinner, you both go into her living room and stretch out on her two long sofas - your heads are close. You talk, talk and laugh so much. I was having the best time ever. We were both laughing so hard out of control ... and then ... I farted ... loudly. That made me laugh even harder. I finally got enough breath to say, "I farted." It took her a minute or two to get enough wind in between hysterical laughter to say, "I know." And we both continued laughing - the kind where my stomach was hurting and I still was unable to stop.

Later, there was discussion about me needing to have a tshirt with this printed on the front: I fart on the first date.
:)

[VintageFemme]

that awkward moment when you realize you've just had a lovely conversation with the butch of your dreams only to get in the car and see lipstick all over your front tooth in the rearview mirror!

[pinkgeek]

That awkward moment when you type out a post for this thread, hit send and realize you aren't connected to the network......... :seeingstars:

[pinkgeek]

That awkward moment when.... It's Halloween afternoon, you've had a lot of sangria and you are carving a pumpkin praying you don't lose your finger or hand (or nose for that matter) and your boss texts you and you respond with "It's Halloween, I have my hand up a pumpkin - give me 20..)... and then your boss calls the next morning to see how hung over you are.... :byebye:

[sanee66]

That awkward moment when...

you and your butch are at your parents house discussing what should be done with the empty lots surrounding their property. :deepthoughts:

When hy says "Turn it into a lesbian trailer park" :shocking:

And it is the first time your father heard of your relationship :blink:

[RockOn]

Corkey, hell yes I had fun. I had the time of my life. In fact, I never cared for a woman before or since like this particular woman.

Thanks for rep! :)
(my apology for incorrect spelling of your name in subject line - tried to edit but unable to do so)

[Daktari]

That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church! :|

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church! :|

ROFL! Any cure for a sliding Halo?

[Daktari]

ROFL! Any cure for a sliding Halo?

I do believe it plummeted in a nano second :praying:




That awkward moment when she discovers that you've picked up the antiseptic handwash instead of the lube........whilst fisting! :|

[1QuirkyKiwi]

I do believe it plummeted in a nano second :praying:



How many 'Hail Mary's' did you have to say for that? LOL! :blink:

[Apocalipstic]

That awkward moment when your dress flies in your face and you realize you don't have any panties on.

[dixie]

That awkward moment when you're rushing to use the restroom before class and open the door to someone in an embarrassing position. Luckily that person was a femme friend so it wasn't too horrific on either of us lol

[dixie]

That awkward moment when you are viewing threads on your phone and try to click something and accidently click on someone's profile so you try to backtrack and end up clicking a few more profiles in the attempt.

[Dude]

that awkward moment when someone says
you have a little something in your nose :|

[Hollylane]

That awkward moment when you are viewing threads on your phone and try to click something and accidently click on someone's profile so you try to backtrack and end up clicking a few more profiles in the attempt.


This awkward moment is brought to us daily, courtesy of the lPhone...Zoom in, zoom in!

[Dude]

that awkward moment when someone says
you have a little something in your nose :|

and the awkward moments
following above

did I get it? no
this time? no
how about now? nope
:|

[pinkgeek]

That awkward moment when after a fun night you rush off to work and realize someone left cocks to dry on the counter and..... the housekeeper is scheduled that day......and then your housekeeper gets drunk and your neighbors (because everyone is friends!)...and then your neighbors relate the story to you over dinner... and your date at dinner isn't the same date from that fun night.... (but your neighbors assumed they were) :praying:

[Dude]

That awkward moment when
you realize you are Notthe center of the universe :doh:

[Kelsfemme]

That awkward moment when you try so hard, but fall flat on your face.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when….

You answer the door believing your cousin has forgotten his keys, again, only it’s not him, but, the Butch you’re dating whose come to surprise you with a visit before hy goes on night shift, and your standing there with your hair covered in dye, piled high on your head, which is wrapped in Clingfilm (plastic wrap). :blink:

Bang goes one of my beauty secrets! :| LOL!

[JAGG]

When someone asks you for your cell phone number, and you stand there silent because you can't think of it. Heck I never dial that number I don't have it memorized. Haha

[ruby_woo]

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to put a slip on under your dress, and your dress is static clinging to your leggings. :| Fashion fail.

[LaneyDoll]

That awkward moment when you realize that the girl in front of you in line is someone that you went out with for a few weeks. You know the one, her life was such a trainwreck that you could not take the drama-stress anymore so you ended it.

:sparklyheart:

[Miss Scarlett]

When you check yourself in the bathroom mirror at work and realise you are wearing one opal earring and one turquoise earring...yes, this happened to me yesterday...LOL

[dixie]

When you check yourself in the bathroom mirror at work and realise you are wearing one opal earring and one turquoise earring...yes, this happened to me yesterday...LOL

You could've started a new fashion trend!

The awkward moment when you have two really cute identical pairs of slip-ons except one pair is navy and the other is black, and you get to work realizing you have on one of each. (Did that MORE than once...lol)

[Miss Scarlett]

You could've started a new fashion trend!

The awkward moment when you have two really cute identical pairs of slip-ons except one pair is navy and the other is black, and you get to work realizing you have on one of each. (Did that MORE than once...lol)

LOL, true...upon making this discovery i decided to tell anyone that noticed that i meant to do that...Alas, no one noticed...

That navy and black shoe thing happened to my Mom once and it was on a day she was starting a custody trial...LOL Fortunately the lighting in the courtrooms of the old courthosue were not as bright as those in the new one.

[Sparkle]

That awkward moment when...

you're leading a meeting with your boss and your boss's boss and the aides of your local legislators and when running through the agenda for the upcoming event you refer to the ribbon cunting ceremony. :|

(and instead of moving smoothly on you blush and stammer your way through the rest of the agenda)

[JAGG]

When you pull into the parking spot right next to the guy who just cut you and 3 other cars off to fly into that parking lot.

[Miss Scarlett]

When you pull into the parking spot right next to the guy who just cut you and 3 other cars off to fly into that parking lot.

Oh i can so relate to this but as the one who cut someone off...

Several years ago i cut someone off in the parking lot at my office building (i was running late for work and Mom had to be in Court) only to discover that evening (on the first night of the new semester)the person i cut off was my new Constitutional Law instructor...Needless to say that awkward moment left me with thinking twice before i do that again..LOL

[Random]

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to put a slip on under your dress, and your dress is static clinging to your leggings. :| Fashion fail.



Or when you think you DON't need to wear a slip and you find out that in full sun, your dress is see through..


Ya.. That's always fun

[Honey]

...when u come out of the ladies room and catch your reflection in the window of the restaurant and realize your dress is caught up in the back of your panties ..I knew I shouldn't have worn panties or that NEVER could have happened !!

[smouldering]

That awkward moment when you are in a grocery store and someone comes up to you and starts talking to you very excitedly like they have known you for years and you can't place who they are... :s

[Amber2010]

That awkward moment when you were talking to someone who you haven't seen in a long while and they correct you when you call them by the wrong name a third time.

[foxyshaman]

You thought you had told someone that you were into XYZ and they TOTALLY didn't know and then they get this :blink: expresssion. Oh yeah, fun times.

[Sassy]

that awkward moment when ...

... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice.

(On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. *laughs*)

[Honey]

When someone asks you for your cell phone number, and you stand there silent because you can't think of it. Heck I never dial that number I don't have it memorized. Haha

YEAH ! How come when I called your cell phone number the voice on the other end said, "Hello, thank you for calling rent-a-center" ?

[Gemme]

Or when you think you DON't need to wear a slip and you find out that in full sun, your dress is see through..


Ya.. That's always fun

Princess Di did that....kind of. If she can do it, so can we.

[JAGG]

YEAH ! How come when I called your cell phone number the voice on the other end said, "Hello, thank you for calling rent-a-center" ?

Hey did they mention when the champange fountian was being delivered
?

[JAGG]

When you tell your voice to text , to send a text to someone on your contacts list named Cheryl and it sends it to Cheryl and Sheryl. So you apologize profusely to Sheryl. Then do the very same thing the next day. And now Sheryl thinks your either a blooming idiot or a physco freak.

[Honey]

um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

[JAGG]

um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

The names were changed to protect the innocent. And the idiot who made the text mistakes too. lol I didn't do it nobody saw me can't prove anything. Be quiet Lori. lol

[Stud_puppy1991]

That awkward moment when you've been pantsed in front of your crush and you don't even know until you're halfway through flirting and talking.

[Kenna]

That awkward moment when a friend is telling you about their first trip into an Adult XXX store where they saw the dildos that strap to a person's thigh...and their response to the pictures on the box.... "you can tell the difference between a guy's hairy leg and a woman's hairy leg!!"... "a guy already has a cock...what does he need with that thing?!" .....

[starryeyes]

That awkward moment when your doorbell rings, and there is a delivery man holding a beautiful flowers.... After you acted like a complete b***h all day, been PMSing like crazy and acting a fool to the butch who loves you through it all, no matter what and knew that was exactly what I needed.

Yeah... Awkward but beautiful. <3

[Honey]

The names were changed to protect the innocent. And the idiot who made the text mistakes too. lol I didn't do it nobody saw me can't prove anything. Be quiet Lori. lol

Hmm..that awkward moment when a 120 lb femme in a pink flowered dress kicks ur ass !!!!

[Ms. Meander]

That awkward moment when you are standing in front of the sinks/mirror in a public restroom and are certain nobody is around so you lift your dress to wrestle and adjust your undergarments - and at that precise moment, with dress in the air, someone walks in. Maybe I should do that in a stall but it's too tight in there!

I get caught adjusting my bra all the time because I think to do it only as I'm exiting the restroom. Oh well.

[softheart]

When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.

[Novelafemme]

...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets. :twitch:

[genghisfawn]

That awkward moment when...

... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare.

[Novelafemme]

...or how about when you sneeze and fart at the same time and then laugh out loud at the fact that you just sneezed and farted at the same time! True story. :fart:

[Kätzchen]

Well . . .

An awkward moment for me right now might be because, in the past, I've never been a crusher: meaning, I've never been the type to crush on someone but I've had a lot of people crush on me.

I've always been a "non-crusher" because of the way I process life - seemingly like a robot of sorts. I lean more toward the logical side; I'm kind of spockish. I feel awkward in that I have a serious crush now (in a spockish kind of way) and I worry about what to do next should we meet one another or see each other somewhere and then I imagine I'll get all tongue tied and won't know what to say; when I really do have a lot to say - no matter what kind of situation I am in (for example, I talk a lot at work or I'm friendly with just about anyone I meet, even if we don't know each other).

[kannon]

This one time at band camp....:)

Seriously, this one time at my karate class, I had some serious gas build up. I was having to squeeze the butt cheeks hard to keep it in. So all the students are lying on the ground in like a half crunch and holding it. I'm already in a precarious position. My instructor comes over and pushes down on my stomach with his foot. The flood gates open and it rips. The fart ripped through the silence. Tore it to shreds. :) That was a little awkward.

[Novelafemme]

i totally have you beat!

so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant. ;)

beat THAT!!

[smouldering]

That awkward moment when you are on the phone with your cable company, your Golden Retriever who is sitting closely next to you lets out a really loud belch.. It suddenly get's quiet on the other end of the phone.. you reassure the operator that was NOT you before you both begin laughing uncontrollably.

[Honey]

you fly into a verbal assault on someones ass then realize they weren't talking to you...Oooops

[ScandalAndy]

That awkward moment when you say something and the person you have been talking to just stops responding. This leads you to believe that you may, in fact, have just said something wrong...

This is often followed by that awkward moment when they stop engaging you in conversation entirely.

awwwwwwwwwwkward.

[JAGG]

When you decide to gas on it through a real long yellow / pinkish red light only to notice a cop sitting at the intersection watching the whole thing. Oops

[Gemme]

i totally have you beat!

so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant. ;)

beat THAT!!

That's impressive. I do believe there's another situation that just might tie, if not beat, you.

Happ, smiling people....in a church...and the reverend says, "Speak now or forever hold your peace" and somewhere in the waaay back of the church we heard "Waaaaaaaaahk" followed by a smattering of titters by the kids in the place silenced long enough for us to hear the bride's responding "Pfffft-weeep".

True story.

[Inked_Trinity]

That awkward moment when you’re yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness...

[gaea]

when you go to your annual pap appointment and the doc starts asking you about your boss because they are friends and the doc noticed where you work....

um isnt there something unethical about that?

[Gaige]

you come out to find your truck blocked in and say to this guy walking toward you, “some asshole blocked me” in and he says “I’ll move it.”

ok, so maybe it wasn't that awkward for me lol

[gaea]

you come out to find your truck blocked in and say to this guy walking toward you, “some asshole blocked me” in and he says “I’ll move it.”

ok, so maybe it wasn't that awkward for me lol

lmfao....im so glad i found this thread

[Gemme]

There's that awkward moment in a store when the clerk asks you how things are and you tell the truth.

:blink:

No one ever wants to hear the truth when they ask you about your day.

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when visiting someone you're not too close to and whilst using the washroom you run out of TP...:blink:

[JAGG]

When you're washing your hands and in the restroom mirror you notice something hanging out of your nose. Then you wonder how long its been there, who else might have seen it, and why didn't anyone tell you.

[ruby_woo]

When your new rubber rain boots make farty noises when you walk, and you notice people seem to be keeping their distance from you. It's the boots, I swear!

[1QuirkyKiwi]

I’ve a works do coming up; well, two for the different regions I work in….I couldn’t decide whether to buy something ‘off the peg’ or make something. Either way, it has to be formal evening wear as the evening is a black tie for the men/Butches and LBD/evening gown for the ladies.

I’m looking through some options and as I hate shopping, I’m fraying at the edges, so, I try to inject a little humour into the situation….hmmm! …. OK! So, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say in jest in a busy clothing store….I show K an outfit gesticulation in an over the top, fun way and say: “Would my bum look big in this?”
K looks and replies: “ABSOOOOLUTELY it will! The more to see the merrier!” I saucily sway my ample derriere at her and then another woman shopper says: “The cheek of some people! Has that woman NO decency at all? What a rude thing to say about her bottom! Some friend she is!” The woman then says to me: “Wear a longer top to even out your undesirable bits!”

I don’t have any undesirable bits and K doesn’t think so, either, lol!

It’s a lot less hassle to make something, soooo, I’m going for a lace and satin number, lol!

[Inked_Trinity]

That awkward moment when you're in your bed, and you pull your covers up to fast and punch yourself in the face.

[Glenn]

..when you think no one will see you shovel your driveway out in your long underwear bottoms, unexpected company pulls in (like what just happened)and says, "you should wear something warmer."

[buttercupmuffin]

That awkward moment when you're walking down the street and slip on ice.... smash your knee, and fight off the urge to look around to see who saw (cause you're sure someone did) and walk away as if nothing ever happened. lol This may or may not have happened to me recently. :seeingstars:

[Metro]

That awkward moment when you reveal your true feelings toward a crush and they are not reciprocated.

:scared:

[ruby_woo]

That awkward moment where as soon as some unknown person lets out a big stinky fart on the bus, your coworker gets on and you make a big show of covering your nose with your scarf so they know the smell isn't coming from you, and then you're afraid you're overdoing it and look guilty, so you just sit there awkwardly until you reach your stop.

That might just be me though.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when you're in your bed, and you pull your covers up to fast and punch yourself in the face.

I nearly fell of the chair from laughing! LOL! ....Hope it didn't hurt too much.... *Giggles*

[smouldering]

That Awkward moment when you've realized you have Speech to Text on your phone, you're trying it out thinking your alone.. only to turn around and see someone giving you a weird look... lol oopsie!!

[~ocean]

an awkward moment is when u go to take a drink and u put the straw up ur nose instead

[blackboot]

That awkward moment when you emerge from a public bathroom and walk across a theater lobby to discover a long stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

[Princess]

That awkward moment when you go to introduce your new butch to your roomates boyfriend, only to find they've already met...in the hall on their way out the morning before...lol!

[Miss_J]

That awkward moment when you wave to someone you think you know and it turns out they were waving to someone behind you!

[Greyson]

That awkward moment when you emerge from a public bathroom and walk across a theater lobby to discover a long stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

Or worse. Try the toilet seat cover sticking out of the back of your pants.

[JAGG]

Or worse. Try the toilet seat cover sticking out of the back of your pants.

Or when you have a 12 ft long tail of toilet paper streaming out of the back of your pants because somehow you managed to tuck the end of the roll inside your pants when you tucked your shirt in.

[midwest chick]

That awkward moment when you are wearing one of you long skirts, and don't lift it up enough when going up a step (because you're distracted by the vision of a hot butch) and you almost land on someone...thank goodness hys attention was elsewhere!

[gaea]

that awkward moment when that butch your having a conversation with reminds you of the first time you met and you have no clue because you haven't seen each other since..and are trying to recall meeting said butch then butch reminds you there is a wife and the memory floods back of the first meeting. oh my at my lack of memorable moments!

[NorCalStud]

When you are rereading a post someone thanked you for posting and you decide to post more on the subject and so you do post another huge paragraph only to discover there have been numerous posts involving a whole other topic and your post is totally OUT of context:vigil:

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when….

….You’ve been talking to the elderly relative of the deceased, believing them to be deaf because the Son treats the elderly relative as such; only the elderly relative says loudly: “I’m not deaf, I’m choosing to ignore my Gay Poofter of a Son!”

I really wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole!

[Inked_Trinity]

That awkward moment when someone awkwardly uses the word awkward like 5 awkward times in one big awkward sentence..

[deedarino]

That awkward moment when you have already asked them to repeat themselves 3 times and you notice they are becoming irritated so you just pretend you finally got it...and when you are smiling and nodding, they look at you sternly as if to say "wtf are you smiling about!"

[Princess]

That awkward moment when...you slip on a patch of ice, and all you can do is lay there and giggle at yourself. (until the guy in the creepy van drives by slowly and asks if your ok--then up and at em!)

[JoSchmooze]

That awkward moment when....
The flight attendant had referred to me as "sir"
about nineteen times and the passenger sitting
next to me looks her right in the eye and says....
"why do you keep calling this woman "sir"??

:cigar2:

[Sassy]

You're staring at a display of roses at Fresh Mart and she starts talking about how she used to drive all the way across town to buy her ex roses because if she's going to spend money on flowers she's going to make sure they're quality. ... And you realize. She's never even bought you grocery store flowers.

[Tcountry]

...when u realize u just txt'd 'I love u' to justjo ......turn bright red even tho u are alone & quickly txt "whoops wrong person"... lol
She is very understanding .. :)

[msW8ing]

When you're standing in Wal Mart with your 21 year old daughter..in the feminine hygiene section..thinking that your kid is still standing there and not off looking at sparkly things..and ask " Sis, do you plugs"? and a deep voice says "Umm no ma I don't" and a big ol bear of a man is standing there chuckling so loud it roars through the aisles...ummm yeah awkward. :blink:

[JustJo]

...when u realize u just txt'd 'I love u' to justjo ......turn bright red even tho u are alone & quickly txt "whoops wrong person"... lol
She is very understanding .. :)

Well I KNEW that one wasn't for me! :cheesy:

[Random]

That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again...


They don't call me grace for nothing...

[JAGG]

When you scramble around frantic trying to find your keys , searching every place you can think of and you're just about ready to call work to tell them you're going to be late when you realize you're holding your keys in your hand.:seeingstars:

[Random]

When you scramble around frantic trying to find your keys , searching every place you can think of and you're just about ready to call work to tell them you're going to be late when you realize you're holding your keys in your hand.:seeingstars:

Exact same thing except for your glasses.... only to figure out that you must be WEARING your glasses because you can see to look for them....

oy...

[BoDy*ShOt]

an awkward moment is when u go to take a drink and u put the straw up ur nose instead

or when you're drinking a Bloody Mary and it's the fluffy, leafy part of the celery stalk that pokes up your nose!!

[ArkansasPiscesGrrl]

Exact same thing except for your glasses.... only to figure out that you must be WEARING your glasses because you can see to look for them....

oy...

My problem is that I can see without my glasses, as long as I am looking at stuff close in. I've searched and searched and finally found them on top of my head! (so that is where I check first now. I am always patting the top of my head. )

[genghisfawn]

... you go to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but you drop the jug and it splatters all over the floor... then another shopper calls out, as a joke, "Wet clean-up by the dairy case!" and you're so flustered you call out, "I did NOT pee my pants."

Oh God. Oh God. I did this just this morning. Durr. *facepalm*

[Inked_Trinity]

The awkward moment when you pretend to be taking on your phone to avoid social interaction, and then your phone actually rings.

[Inked_Trinity]

It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen..

[luv2luvgirls]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/422163_196915000413998_118031484969017_299224_1210 557593_n.jpg

:blink:

[Amber2010]

That awkward moment when you are running late and grab that blue t-shirt on the top of the clean clothes pile and throw it on and run out the door only to walk into the class and people are looking and smiling at you and you look and discover it is one of your son's t-shirts. "I am not saying what it had on it either :P" Giggles

[LaneyDoll]

That awkward moment when you decided to use a wax strip for your lip and save yourself the time involved going to the salon. The strip on the right side went fine. But the one on the left was harder to rip off since I am right handed and now reaching across my face. Don't ask me how I managed to punch myself in my nose but I did. Yes, I have actually used the strips (successfully) before.

When I tell you that I am grace & beauty rolled into one convenient package, I am not kidding. Riley tells me that I need to live in a bubble-lol.

:sparklyheart:

[scootebaby]

that awkward moment when...

you are walking with someone,and you realize if you take one more step you wont be able to stop that fart from coming out.

you are about to sneeze in public and realize you have to hold you ur "stuff "because you will spritz.

you are with that special someone,you lean in for that much anticipated first kiss,and you burp

you are having dinner,trying to be cool and charming,when u go to take a drink and poke yourself in the eye with the straw.


:)

[clay]

dood, you ARE having a very awkward day...lmao...and bless your date...did you get a second one with her?...jus' asking''' lolthat awkward moment when...

you are walking with someone,and you realize if you take one more step you wont be able to stop that fart from coming out.

you are about to sneeze in public and realize you have to hold you ur "stuff "because you will spritz.

you are with that special someone,you lean in for that much anticipated first kiss,and you burp

you are having dinner,trying to be cool and charming,when u go to take a drink and poke yourself in the eye with the straw.


:)

[Scorp]

The elevator doors open and I get on (i'm all alone) (There are 8 floors in my building, and I'm on the 8th floor) which I jokingly call the penthouse. I'm going all the way down to "G" Ground Level...

The doors shut and and I realize someone who took the elevator prior to me must have farted. The elevator makes a stop on the 7th floor. Four people get on, and through the corner of my eye I see their nostrils flaring and I'm thinking to myself, great, these people probably thought it was me.. :doh:

Majorly awkward... :passinggas:

[ScandalAndy]

That awkward moment when you're checking out a hot butch at the convenience store, and then you realize they're a 15 year old boy...



:runforhills:

[LaneyDoll]

Scorp, that reminded me of something my son did once...

During a shopping trip, he found himself waiting for his grandmother to visit the restroom. He leaned against what he thought was a wall but it was the typical department store elevator (the kind where the doors do not meet in the middle). He had just gotten comfy when the door opened and he fell into the elevator and startled the man inside it.

Needless to say, it looks like he inherited my gracefulness.

:sparklyheart:

[scootebaby]

dood, you ARE having a very awkward day...lmao...and bless your date...did you get a second one with her?...jus' asking''' lol

:rofl:

Dood...it didnt all happen on one date...and they werent all dates....and i didnt ask for a 2nd...

lmao*holding my stuff bc im about to spritz*

[smouldering]

That awkward moment when you are expecting a phone call- the phone rings, you assume it is the one you are expecting so you don't check the caller ID and say something you probably shouldn't have said to your kids principle... :|

[JAGG]

The elevator doors open and I get on (i'm all alone) (There are 8 floors in my building, and I'm on the 8th floor) which I jokingly call the penthouse. I'm going all the way down to "G" Ground Level...

The doors shut and and I realize someone who took the elevator prior to me must have farted. The elevator makes a stop on the 7th floor. Four people get on, and through the corner of my eye I see their nostrils flaring and I'm thinking to myself, great, these people probably thought it was me.. :doh:

Majorly awkward... :passinggas:

Sure Sure, its your story Scorp, you tell it. Lool

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when…

I accidently blurted out that I’ve been to a Bee Gees AND Barry Manilow concerts. :blink: Everyone in the room spat out their drinks in unison….. followed by that deafening silence that seemed to last for ages... :blink:

Oooohhh! The shame…!

*Disclaimer: My friend thought she’d surprise me when I met her in a few years ago in Vegas. Oh boi! Was it a surprise! :| LOL!

[ruby_woo]

That awkward moment when you're talking across the office and your skirt hemline seems low, and realize thats because the damn zipper unzipped in the back and your skirt is basically falling off.

Pro-tip: when this happens to you, don't say "Fuck" loudly enough that people who otherwise hadn't noticed turn around and look at you, and then notice. :|

[Gemme]

That awkward moment when…

I accidently blurted out that I’ve been to a Bee Gees AND Barry Manilow concerts. :blink: Everyone in the room spat out their drinks in unison….. followed by that deafening silence that seemed to last for ages... :blink:

Oooohhh! The shame…!

*Disclaimer: My friend thought she’d surprise me when I met her in a few years ago in Vegas. Oh boi! Was it a surprise! :| LOL!



I :stillheart: the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

I :stillheart: the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.

Err! .....Me on my own with Barry Manoliw? :blink: No way! I'm gay! LOL!

I was gobsmacked when my friend told me we were going to see Barry Manilow; at first I thought she was winding me up. We do that to each other sometimes. Unfortunately she wasn't joking! :| I was mortified and sooo embarrassed I couldn't tell anyone for years after! LOL!

I did get my own back on her a couple of years later! ...It was glorious! LOL!

I wuite like the Bee Gees...

[Scorp]

Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.

Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over.

State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?"

Me: "No sir"

State Trooper: "License and Registration!"

Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!"

[Kenna]

that awkward moment when... you think you live on a huge farm by yourself with a private back yard that can't be seen from the road... so on a gloriously beautiful warm spring morning with the fields still covered in fog, you step outside with a puppy hanging over one arm like a rag doll, your curly hair all wild like Carrot Top, and dressed in your skimpiest PJ's because it was warm last night..... to be greeted by a
Duke Power employee.....

I don't think he was looking at the words on my PJ top " Luck of the Irish" when he said "excuse me ma'am "

[puddin']

...you accidently send a bitchy i.m. to the person you're bitchin' about - oy, fml!!

[Inked_Trinity]

That awkward moment when you don't REALLY understand what someone is saying and just nod along until they say "Ready?"

[MissItalianDiva]

The awkward moment when you realize you just really don't give two hoots if someone is in your life or not and being able to tell them so....awkward but so empowering

[luv2luvgirls]

You are telling your girl certain things and your lost in your own world just the two of you deep in the conversation .............. And a loud buzz ringing thru the air brings reality crashing back in :|

[gaea]

when you have that ah...now i get it moment...

[Quintease]

That awkward moment when you're telling off your beloved for not answering your text and you pick up your phone to show him the text... only to realise you never pressed send...

[Kenna]

That awkward moment when.... you are really looking forward to your "treat" and you pick up the Reddi Whip can, its chill giving you tingles of anticipation ...you tip it upside down and ..... the spout makes a gawd-awful noise that sounds like Canned Farts! ... ugggg!

So much for fantasy strawberry Smoothies! I think that loud noise would turn any fantasy into a laughing match!

[scootebaby]

that awkward moment when ....

you are laughing with your friends about something and a loud fart slips out from laughing so hard

you are texting on your phone,not paying attention and push the pull door :blink:

you open what you think is ur wonderful,full of sugar soda,take a big swig and realize it was diet...and you have nowhere to spit it out

[Passionaria]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/427947_330710776995001_268330443233035_908046_5169 953_n.jpg

[Sachita]

I have a bad habit of wiping Mia's face with my T-shirt. Call me a dirty farm girl but I'm dirty most days which is why I wear a lot of men's t-shirts or clothes I don't mind messing up. Most of the time of the time I don't wear a bra and I have large * *. I run to lowes with Mia to grab some stuff for the garden. Without thinking I lift my tshirt (was a little flustered) and wipe her snotty nose revealing my belly and right breast. Thankfully there was only an old lady glaring at me like I was the devil. lol
I'm trying to remind myself to carry wipes. :)

[Kenna]

That awkward moment when ... in the middle of the night, you go outside in just your fuzzy bath robe, slippers and undies to finish a last minute car cleaning and packing .... when you lift a box from the trunk and proceed to shuffle to the porch... halfway there, you feel your undies start to slip below your hips... praying they stay up long enough to get inside and deposit box...

Now that's a darn good reason why I live way out in the boonies with the back porch facing away from the highway!... the wild critters around here only need ONE full moon per month!

[Sachita]

This is kinda like Sweets experience with Duke Power.

My original garden bed area is back next to the barn. I live in the country and my house and barn sit back from the road. I hate to wear much clothes. Especially when its hot. I was working in the garden and ripped my shirt off. I then walked towards the house only to confront the meter man. Needless to say I left my shirt in the garden. Now they read it electronically and I have a bunch of dogs. You can't come down the road without alerting them.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

That awkward moment when…

… I am walking back from the local Dairy a little while ago and over my neighbour’s back garden fence, comes a bloke in nothing more than his Boxer shorts. This bloke nearly runs into me whilst looking back to see if the husband is running after him down the alley…

It’s good to be home… I think, lol! :blink:

[gaea]

Gee..I always thought it was normal when your pants
fall...
fall..

and..
your trying to walk around holding them up with your proseverious paunch
:blink:

I think that normal if your a youngin and your purposely wearing you pants down around your ass...

not so normal for us old folks

snickers

i love this thread

now this is awkward...what happened to Glenn's post?

[Dude]

that awkward moment when you tell your boss what to do


:|


and he does it.

[lyric]

That awkward moment when...

you are at the front desk of a hotel, about to check in for a hot little tryst with the butch of your dreams. You lean close, over that little plastic thing on the front desk in front of you, to whisper dirty little things in the ear of said butch, detailing what you plan to do once you are both in the private confines of your hotel room.

Suddenly, you notice everyone turns around in unison to look at you. You look down and realize that the little plastic thing in front of you was a microphone.

[Ms. Meander]

That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.

This has happened to me twice recently, with the same person! Once it resulted in a, "Thank you!" -- that was not compliment, doofus.
The second time I was answered with, "Great! See you at 7!" -- ummm, I'd rather poke my eyes out with sharp sticks than go to that event. Do you know me at all?


Not-so-subtle subtleties are lost on some people.

[dixie]

As a photographer, boudoir shoots can be fun and interesting. That awkward moment comes when your current boudoir client wants full nudes and is....your own mother. Who really wants some "sexy poster size prints" to give to your father at a Nascar race, which will be his dual-purpose present for Valentine's Day and their anniversary. :|

I'm sorry, I may be 33 and I may have grown up with parents who were partial nudists that were very open about their sexuality but damn...that is STILL something I don't want to think about. lol

[cinnamongrrl]

Sooo ...my doctor's assistant was taking off my bandages...it felt like she was taking off my face with the tape... :| I told her so and she persisted, saying it was easier to do it faster :| The final ripping of the tape off my face was ESPECIALLY painful...I remember swearing (GD..which I DO NOT like to say) but then after we left Teddy said I dropped the F bomb in there too!

:seeingstars:

I suppose it could have been worse...Teddy said he expected me to let her have it...but I WAS raised to be polite..really I was...lol

[cinnamongrrl]

I was talking to Teddy on the house phone....and then my cell phone rang. It was my ex calling about my car. (he knows my mechanic) and so I hurried up and answered my cell as I was telling Teddy bye and love you....

and suddenly I hear my ex say.. "uhhh....are you talking to ME??"

:|

[Prudence]

That awkward moment when....you miss your step getting off the escalator, and you fall out face first into the middle of the mall. :blush:

[kissinfemme]

That awkward moment when....you miss your step getting off the escalator, and you fall out face first into the middle of the mall. :blush:

Or at an airport.....

[jcisbutch]

that single defining moment when you know you think about her way more than you really should...:blush:

[VintageFemme]

That awkward moment when you're too busy flirting with someone and not paying any attention to where you're walking and bam! right into a pole. Now how cool are you looking? ...it's kind of like the lipstick on your teeth thing.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

That awkward moment when you decide to wear a cute dress because it is parent conference day at your school and you sit down not realizing your dress got caught onto something, who knows what, but it shouldn't be physically possible and then suddenly you feel cold on your right butt cheek. That is correct, your right butt cheek, and you look down to realize that your right butt cheek is no longer covered by your cute dress but fully exposed and WHY ON EARTH don't you spray tan your butt cheeks if things like this are going to happen....

Of course, I wouldn't know anyone that this happened to. All hypothetical...really...I swear....That is all!

[VintageFemme]

That awkward moment when you wear a cute NEW little black sweater dress to work one day and you're strutting around all morning thinking you're all that and people are all smiling and you THINK it's because you look so cute in your NEW little black sweater dress until later that morning one specific coworker [and it's always the hottest coworker who is the bravest] says to you, "Oh, did you get a new dress?" "Yes I did!" Big stupid cheesy grin. "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great but I think it would look better with the pocket on the front." And you realize you've got your freaking dress on backwards because the little pocket that goes over your breast, is on the freaking back.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you realize you have one black pump and one navy blue pump on & it's only 10am in the morning and you've got to sit there all day at work like that wearing two different shoes.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you thought you were being so smart by turning your white t-shirt around so the high end of the neckline would be in the front under your buttondown shirt and it would look better but someone notices and says, "Nita, why do you always wear your clothes backwards?"

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when you're crying, sobbing even and you don't even know why.

[Scuba]

That awkward moment when the hands-free in the car picks up the call and you fail to actually look at who it is and proceed to say "Hi baby" to your mother....

:|

[Kenna]

That awkward moment when... you text a friend to let them know what's for dinner, and you don't proof read before you hit send...
"instead of beef stew, gonna make chicken smothered in golden mushroom gravy w/ extra button mushrooms...
if it's nice enough I might grill children first"

:| :|
life was much less embarrassing before texting

[jac]

That awkward moment when you're trudging down one of the steepest hills in town in 2 feet of snow and finally make it to the intersection only to have to step over the snowbank and lose your balance.

Caught myself on hands and knees... luckily no face plant. Stand to find three cars sitting at the light... and all the drivers smiling. :blush: :rofl:

[tonaderspeisung]

that awkward moment when you stumble upon the blue shirts in the back storeroom of the apple store rocking out to taylor swift - what can you do but join in

right? :|

[Dude]

that awkward moment when you try to run but not much happens
my dog looks at me like , really ? why are we doing this ?

ok , lets not then :|

[KCBUTCH]

that moment when you think your being suave and struttin your stuff and you trip on nothing and act something must have been there and look puzzled at the ground

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when you realize you are still singing along to the song 3 minutes after it ends.

[kissinfemme]

That awkward moment when you realize you are still singing along to the song 3 minutes after it ends.

OR you're singing outloud in a public place :blush:

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when your boss, who is at least 20 yrs your senior can last longer on the dance floor with better moves! I'm blaming my heels.

[JinxieB]

that awkward moment in high school when you realize while getting your neck rubbed by the girl behind you on the bus that if you were a dude you would have a boner to be proud of... :ymca:

[cinnamongrrl]

I was at a favorite local discount retailer yesterday morning....I went in for paint supplies....but meandered to the perfume and make up area....I saw a scent that I thought may be nice...a ginger something...so I found an already open container of lotion...and without really paying attention, opened it for a sniff...

Wellllllll......................

The lotion, as it turns out...was very....liquidy...and since I was not paying attention...about a 1/2 cup of it ended up ALL OVER the front of my sweatshirt....I got a GOOD whiff of it then......:blink:

I had to go to a far far corner of the store to turn my sweatshirt inside out...but fortunately, the store was nearly empty...I can only IMAGINE how that would look to others....with a glob of drippy lotion dripping down my chest... :blink:

[Trev]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-i55DUQhkK3I/T7evUCy6xBI/AAAAAAAADQ4/qCvnozPS780/s1600/funny+fb.jpg

[TheMerryFairy]

I was at a favorite local discount retailer yesterday morning....I went in for paint supplies....but meandered to the perfume and make up area....I saw a scent that I thought may be nice...a ginger something...so I found an already open container of lotion...and without really paying attention, opened it for a sniff...

Wellllllll......................

The lotion, as it turns out...was very....liquidy...and since I was not paying attention...about a 1/2 cup of it ended up ALL OVER the front of my sweatshirt....I got a GOOD whiff of it then......:blink:

I had to go to a far far corner of the store to turn my sweatshirt inside out...but fortunately, the store was nearly empty...I can only IMAGINE how that would look to others....with a glob of drippy lotion dripping down my chest... :blink:

Oh Cinn!!!! (((Hugs))) I am so sorry! I am sure I would have done something like that, had I felt the way I did when I woke up.

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when you are politely excusing yourself from the table to get back to work and your bag gets caught on the chair and you get tripped up by the metal table leg.

[StrongButch]

When your buddy needs to take a nap before bowling. This is guy younger than me. (lol)

[Semantics]

That annoyingly awkward moment when the state senator you've hosted at events as part of your "respected" panel of speakers on community issues makes the national news for being a pervert and an anti-feminist asshole.

[TheMerryFairy]

When you have company over and you forget in your attempt to clean to put all of your unmentionables back into the drawers. Now, I am a pretty open person so it doesn't cause ME embarrassment. However I am sure that my older gentleman neighbor who was over today may have blushed quite a bit.

[SoSousMe]

That awkward moment when, after attending a Grand Opening (serious amounts of champagne) with your femme, you go home feeling very... On. You follow your femme to the restroom (a few short steps from the living room), and proceed to have very rough, loud, demanding sex with her. On all fours, her head banging into the bathroom door loudly, her yelling out "Daddy I want to cum, please!" You finish... only to realize that your teenagers, aged 17-15 have arrived home from the movies with a handful of friends and are all in the aforementioned living room. Your femme straightens herself out, and walks through without making eye contact with anyone, You walk through just clearing your throat, making your way to the bedroom. All you hear as you walk through the kitchen is one word from one of the teenagers.... "Wow"

[SoSousMe]

That awkward moment when You and Your femme are having drinks, a few too many perhaps, and Your femme (who is off work for the Christmas Holidays) calls into the office to check messages, she leaves a message for the owner afterwards, and then hands You the phone to set down. After You set the phone down, femme starts talking mad trash about the other girl that works at the agency, You join in, remembering this other girl over the years and offering up stories for fodder. You look at the phone, and realize.... You did not hit the end button. Your femme then realizes that everything that was said... was recorded, and will be found by the other girl, as she is the one opening the agency on the first day back after the holidays. You and femme hijack teenage mini fem to drive your drunk asses to the agency at midnight so femme can delete messages lol.

[maryam]

That awkward moment when you can't find your chopstick because you used it to get your hair off your neck...

[Trev]

That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound. :|

[SoSousMe]

That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound. :|

I hearrrddd that lol

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when someone practically tells you that you should have had a V8. *sigh*

[DamonK]

...when you're writing a term paper and suddenly a memory pops in your head so real you can almost feel it. You fall into the memory, pulling yourself to reality when you realize your roomies are staring at you and 45 minutes have passed

I would NEVER have that happen.....

[Sweet Bliss]

......... search for your keys for what seems like hours, only to have someone tell you they are in your hand.........:|

[Trev]

:glasses: I usually keep my glasses on at work. However, for some reason I took them off and set them on my desk before a meeting. During the Live meeting/Conference call, I couldn't see a dang thing. No big deal, it wasn't my turn for the power point. I told my boss, and the others in the room ( muted on the call of course because it's the right thing to do ) that I was going to run back to my desk and grab my Testicles....meaning to say Spectacles. That has been a lot of fun everyone telling me to be sure my testicles are on for my meetings.

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when you and your boss leave work to go get a morning snack, come back and just silently stand for a moment waiting for the other to unlock the door. Neither of us remembered to bring the keys with us.

[Enchantress]

... you've been pretending to be a Bollywood actor starring in your very own movie. And, you leave the house with your stick on bindi still intact, flitting here and there all about town.

(Don't tell me you haven't done this too. If you do, I simply won't believe you!)

[TheMerryFairy]

You are watching a movie and you see similarities between "that" character (I hope you all know what I mean) and your own personality. Good grief LOL

[SoSousMe]

That awkward moment when the femme from your past joins this site, reads your posts in "that awkard moment" .... knowing they are about her..... and she thanks them

[TheMerryFairy]

That awkward moment when someone sends you a txt asking a favor and you can't bring yourself to ask a question in return.

[MarquisdeShey]

...moment... when you realize you've become the older lesbian younger women hit on... "Will you text me tomorrow?"... The fact I spoke with your mother more than I did to you on your 21 bday should answer that question.

Also, when you asked for my number and I said I worked for the FBI and I don't give out my number should've come as a second clue. But yes, you were cute *S And...your mom is a school nurse ....

...f*** Awkward.....

[always2late]

That awkward moment when you get a text that clearly was not meant for you. *rme*

[SoSousMe]

That awkward moment when you txt your wifey, who's moved away recently, telling her how much you miss her and how badly you need her to be rubbing on your cock.... And you get a reply from her phone, it's her 19 yr old daughter saying mom left her phone at the apartment while she ran to the store o_O

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/629/overrides/mutant-slime-mold-bullies_62997_600x450.jpg

The moment that I have to tell you that this is a picture of mold

[UofMfan]

TAM when someone tells you something you really don't want to hear. Like WTF?!

[thedivahrrrself]

TAM when you realize you had the TOTALLY wrong idea about things, but you've already opened your mouth...

This happens to me often.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/embarrassed/embarrassed-smiley-face.gif

[thedivahrrrself]

TAM when you realize the girl who called you Dyke is high school is now married to a woman LOL

[Cid]

TAM when you realize that the person you said "how are you?" to is going to tell you details of how they are,
and you really don't have the time, nor the desire to hear that answer.

[Miss Scarlett]

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[cinnamongrrl]

So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress...

I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day.......

I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit" :|

[cinnamongrrl]

Before Coffee:
So...I woke up and my car was plowed in....

I'm trying to get IN the car to get it started and warm it up to make the whole clearing off easier....

I try and try to open the door...but it's frozen shut...I thought :|
After pulling and pulling and getting it open only a crack...and then trying to get my fingers in enough to really pull....then....I suddenly realize...the snow is piled sooo high it is blocking the door from opening... :blink:

After Coffee:
So...
My dad went out and cleared off my car <3 (I stayed over since the roads were bad after work)
I get in to leave...I have the door open...and without thinking, turn on the wipers....and end up with a lap full of snow....joyousness....

Last night at work:

My employer insisted on walking me down to my car (it couldn't make it up her driveway) and helped me clear off my car...
She pulled up my wiper blade to clear my windshield on her side and it comes off in her hand :| Long story short...we fumbled in the dark giggling like girls because we Just COULD NOT get it....I was going to resort to tying the wiper on with yarn... (we did try...lol ) but she decided electrical tape would be best....it's still on there...so.... :hangloose:

[cinnamongrrl]

Totally forgot this one...or two....

I get to my dad's house last night...taking refuge from the snow after a 3 hour drive (that typically takes an hour) from work.

My dad, his best friend and my brother are all sitting down to dinner... I come in and take off my soaking wet freezing cold shoes....at that time I realize that my scrub pants are drenched on the bottom....and as I try to walk, there are balls of ice in the cuffs that are so big I nearly trip on them. I exclaim...without thinking, "I can't walk with these big balls in my pants!!" :|

So....then....

I hurry to the bathroom....cuz I'm dying to pee....I get in the bathroom and plop down....completely forgetting this is a male dominated environment...and about fall in cuz the seat is up :| My shrieks were heard by all....

[MsBluem]

That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed.

[uglyboi]

That ackward moment when I tell her to go make me a sandwich and I end up making the sandwich.

[Queenie]

That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you having phone sex! This happened to me years ago. She was so pissed at me. As I was doing this on her sofa! :|

[Daktari]

When you see the choir-master again after miss-sending the filthiest text to him instead of your lover.

Yup! It really happened. :|

[Kenna]

That awkward moment when ....this Femme yells out OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT A HARD ON!! I WANT THAT!!! then she discovers her roommate's door wasn't shut and he heard EVERYTHING !

(I am not responsible for my spontaneous excitement when loopy on pain meds)

[cinnamongrrl]

That ohhh so awkward moment.....

I was at wally world.... in a big hurry...walked in the lady's room and found they had.... remodeled. I was JUST thinking...hmmm those are some funny sinks....when it struck me... I was in the men's room :|

I hurried my happy ass out of there...and OF COURSE....no one saw me go in to stop me.. but when I came out there were 3 cashiers staring....one of them is particularly witty (and knows me since I'm there wayyyy too much) and says...."well...I had no idea that's how you rolled...."

Well, at least now I know what it looks like.....ahem

[SoSousMe]

that awkward moment when the woman you moved across the state of texas with, left your job of 7 years, all your friends, your lifelong home for... ends your relationship.. and you're stuck in the same house with her and her daughters until you can afford your own place...

[Cid]

that awkward moment when you tell your daughter to go brush her teeth before she leaves for school
and you realize you have to pee...:|

[Loren_Q]

I work for a consulting firm and a couple of years back was sent to a client site in another state (Texas).

My primary contact at that client site looked familiar and greeted me warmly, as if she knew me. I went along with it, smiling, friendly, asking how she's been, looking for a clue as to how I know her.

After all day meetings with her and other managers, she asked if I wanted to join her for dinner. At dinner we chatted about business, what there was to see in Dallas, you know, small talk.

She finally said "you don't remember do you?" and I sheepishly had to agree. So she smiled and started listing some of my 'distinguishing features' that are not visible when I'm clothed. Yeah, talk about awkward...

[Rockinonahigh]

That awkward moment when you are in a job entervew that the person entervwing you gets up and you notice his barn door is open and he has NO clue.Yes,I did have this happen a long time ago.

[candy_coated_bitch]

That awkward moment when you've just lied to someone via text, and then they call...

Yeah, sorry bout that.

[cinnamongrrl]

I was starting work at a juvenile sex offender facility....
We were in the midst of orientation....where we were learning how to speak, behave and dress without causing sexual triggers in our charges....
I had just arrived and was getting situated in the very quiet orientation room....when my phone (which shouldve been off) rang....not only did it ring....it was located in my...ummm....."other" pocket....ok it was in my bra....and it was only too obvious to the 10 or so people in the room.....
very very awkward.....

[ProfPacker]

when you are sending a sexually explicit note with mentions of (read, femmepacker) and send it to a guy who is a former co-worker and you are having lunch with him the next day, by accident.
Should I just compare equipment? haha. Maybe a little mortified.

Do I venture to say Priceless

[SoSousMe]

lesson learned :/

[Daktari]

That moment when you're telling two fellowship friends about your Knobhead List and that top of the list is Andy O ...boyfriend of one of those friends

Oops! :|

[cinnamongrrl]

so....

my kiddo calls me all frantic with a spider emergency....Im still in jammies but I tell her I will be right there. Shes in walking distance but I figure no one will see me if I drive...... well.....

I live in a tiny town...very wee....and quiet...but yet...no sooner am I out the door and a car comes down the street...so I stay close to my car...and pretend Im going in the passenger side...the car passes I get in. My battery is DEAD.... so....I end up walking down the street...in my jammies...to help with the spider situation...and then of course back again.....
The things we do for our kids...seriously...