Give Me Your Cheesiest-and I Mean Cheeeziest-Pick Up Lines!

[Heavenleahangel]

I was reminiscing an old "blast from the past" and remembering some of the chessiest, lamest, most outrageous pick up lines I had ever heard in my life. I'm curious as to know what are some of the cheesiest, dumbest, craziest pick up lines you have heard or are willing to admit you used on someone??!!!

[Heavenleahangel]

Here is my all time favorite. "Dang Baby, I should have brought my library card, cuz I sure would love to 'check you out'!!!"

[Mister Bent]

...and would have looked great in this thread (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1685).

[Heavenleahangel]

Sorry I didn't see the thread in the above post. It hadnt been posted on since 5/2011 until today. Another epic fail...

[Kätzchen]

* lol *

“You’ve been waiting for me for a very long time, haven’t you?”

I once said this, while flirting with a former partner of mine, years ago. :eyebat: