Overheard In Austin

[Arwen]

Deleted by moderator.

[Arwen]

The roomba poop story. :|

[Arwen]

Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted.

[Arwen]

Just to be clear, nothing was deleted. I posted that to be funny. :|

[JustJo]

Just to be clear, nothing was deleted. I posted that to be funny. :|

Dang it.....I figured you were all just having an exceptionally good time and got completely out of control. :(

[JAGG]

Just to be clear, nothing was deleted. I posted that to be funny. :|

I knew you did! And it was funny. Loses something when you have to explain it, huh?
Take lots of pics please!

[Arwen]

At the airport waiting for Pajara2 to get here. Then coffee. Then some...oh. She's here. Bye!

[macele]

i overheard one time in austin. no worries, i just sold the extras.

[durrrrrrrr]

several of these last night:

<<<<<<<< @ >>>>>>>

[durrrrrrrr]

I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way

[Gentle Tiger]

several of these last night:

<<<<<<<< @ >>>>>>>

Shocking! So soon? What caused this?

[durrrrrrrr]

Shocking! So soon? What caused this?

i am gonna blame "da Arwen"

[durrrrrrrr]

I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more

[durrrrrrrr]

Arwen: I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy

[durrrrrrrr]

Juney squirted in Shari's mouth

[durrrrrrrr]

Wtf is wrong with my noodle

[durrrrrrrr]

Shari: I'm offering my service. For free

[durrrrrrrr]

They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore

[durrrrrrrr]

Cowboy: I got my cherry for the evening

[durrrrrrrr]

Medusa: This is the second time I've been plated

[durrrrrrrr]

Medusa: oh my God, they're havin a threesome

[durrrrrrrr]

Over heard in the hot tub: I licked it off her finger

[durrrrrrrr]

Medusa: if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer

[durrrrrrrr]

I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related

[durrrrrrrr]

Hey, can you do it in a box?

[durrrrrrrr]

Take my word, we was loud

[durrrrrrrr]

Candace: Her box has to many calories

[Gentle Tiger]

:lol2:

Glad to see you all are having fun.

Carry on!
:hammer:

[durrrrrrrr]

I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing

[durrrrrrrr]

There's cherry on my tittie

[durrrrrrrr]

Are u noodling Gemme?

[durrrrrrrr]

Arwen: I Have a big ole noodle

[Mtn]

I'm so glad durrrr is keeping minutes of this meeting. Have a blast y'all.

[durrrrrrrr]

If everything involves poop, I don't want it

[durrrrrrrr]

I'm going for the polar bear

[durrrrrrrr]

You could be like the hunch back of Norte boob

[durrrrrrrr]

Mean werewolf livin in the vagina

[durrrrrrrr]

If its comin out. I could work with that

[durrrrrrrr]

Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street?

[durrrrrrrr]

We sure do miss Dude!!!

[durrrrrrrr]

Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit

[durrrrrrrr]

Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way

[durrrrrrrr]

Right now I would suck that thing dry

[WolfyOne]

I can live vicariously through these posts this weekend even if it's not the same as being there...bring it!!!

[Goofy]

Lemme lick it!

[Dude]

We sure do miss Dude!!!

selectively placed right after the long vagina post?
really?

:candle:
:hangloose:

[durrrrrrrr]

I didn't pull it out in time

[ArkansasPiscesGrrl]

thanks durrrrrr, like Wolfy said, we all get to live vicariously through your notes!

Damn, I wish I could have come down there!!

[JoSchmooze]

I'm not sure what was said or done
after we left last night, but pictures were
taken.....

:cigar2:

[luv2luvgirls]

I'm not sure what was said or done
after we left last night, but pictures were
taken.....

:cigar2:



Hehe lots of things were said :cheesy:

[Gemme]

Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet?

:blink:

[Mr. Moon]

Now I know what it feels like to read this shit and not know exactly what was going on.

I laughed to tears!

Love you all and wish I was there! I'm glad ya'll are doing it up right! ;) LOL

[Medusa]

"Id pick the droopy balls"- Sister Nat

[Medusa]

"oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" - Every single Femme in attendance

[Medusa]

"Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?"- Sister Nat

[Medusa]

"Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" - Canmarie

[durrrrrrrr]

Just pop it on the counter

[durrrrrrrr]

Does that come with batteries??

It comes with lube.....

[durrrrrrrr]

I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic

[durrrrrrrr]

"just my ass - its the most important part"

- medusa

[JoSchmooze]

We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets
in the mental hospital...

[WolfyOne]

:threadneedspics: :insane: and I thought I'd :flasher: while y'all are poolside :|

[durrrrrrrr]

Butch bonding: just strap on and then strap on

[Medusa]

OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker? - Sherri!

[durrrrrrrr]

Butch bonding: I miss Jennifer

[durrrrrrrr]

Butch bonding; Don't beat it on the chair

[durrrrrrrr]

Nailing the planet one finger at a time.

Heard at butch bonding

[DanzAmazon]

"I'll pick-up what your putting down".

[AliBee]

"the nuts are good too"

[DanzAmazon]

"You ARE my Gor-muncher". Medusa

[Puplove]

Pinkie lee: Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there

[Arwen]

Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet?

[Puplove]

Medusa: that means we can put June on a leash!
...silence...
<<<@>>>
....
DanzAmazon: medusa you are on your own with that

[durrrrrrrr]

My whole spine wiggles when I do that

Over heard at butch bonding

[Arwen]

Go limp. It'll be better that way. Shariberry driving on 2222.

[durrrrrrrr]

A text message sent sayin this:

"I'm here - waiting on vag!"

[Arwen]

Shit. This is where I work.

[durrrrrrrr]

Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk

Over heard at butch bonding

[Goofy]

We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass.

[Arwen]

It's tiara Saturday downtown.

[durrrrrrrr]

At butch bonding:

Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Guess what, you're dry now honey


Everybody get your finger ready

[durrrrrrrr]

I'm on my way bitch. Can't I take a rest in the middle?

[Ashton]

I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!

[Ashton]

Are we gonna play spin the cane?

[durrrrrrrr]

I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit

[Ashton]

I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:

[Gentle Tiger]

I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit

This sounds like something June would say.

[Ashton]

Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments

[durrrrrrrr]

This sounds like something June would say.

Maybe. Maybe not. Ayup. It was. Lol

[durrrrrrrr]

Suck on this mother fucker

[Puplove]

When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.

[durrrrrrrr]

I need a big one and then I'll be ok

[Ms. Tabitha]

If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.

[durrrrrrrr]

Do you need any help?

Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties

[Ms. Tabitha]

I'm dripping and not the way your thinking

[durrrrrrrr]

If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty

[durrrrrrrr]

My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know

[durrrrrrrr]

Just put it in and wave it

[durrrrrrrr]

Just stick it in and it works

[Puplove]

Ashton: man I'm stiff again.

[Ashton]

Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt

[Puplove]

Llama Llama Llama

[durrrrrrrr]

You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

[Ashton]

Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

[Nat]

Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing. -Juneypants

[Nat]

I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass.

-June

[durrrrrrrr]

The vagina looks very different when it's contorted

[durrrrrrrr]

Awwww. Bob quit squirting.

Turn him off then on


Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night


His batteries are dying

I hate it when Bob quits squirting

[durrrrrrrr]

Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm

[durrrrrrrr]

You can never have to much brick house

[pajama]

Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

Oh my god....I am still cracking up over this little jem. bwahahahahahaha

[pajama]

You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

[Scorp]

Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??



Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

[pajama]

Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??


Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.

[Nat]

They have to peck them against the fence to get them open

[durrrrrrrr]

Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

[Nat]

Denise likes it piping hot.

- Glenn

[durrrrrrrr]

There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out

[Cowboi]

Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

Did you find my soul patch???

[DanzAmazon]

Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".

[DanzAmazon]

Danz: OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!

Femme: "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out".

Butch: "that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one".

Femme: "the ear! It's always the ear"!

Femme: "why are you squirting me"!

[DanzAmazon]

Butch: "Don't make me squirt you"!

Femme: babe go for the balls

[Nat]

Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.

There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine!

[durrrrrrrr]

You have to roll to get off the brain

[JoSchmooze]

June:
She's farting on me!!
(Medusa runs away giggling)

:cowboy:

[Medusa]

"what else can I do?"- Jordan

"uh, finish your bike?"- Gemme

[dark_crystal]

I feel like there must be a lot of overheards from butch bonding that never got posted, b/c Mr. Jenny's voice is COMPLETELY GONE today.

[durrrrrrrr]

Goofy got injured while bumping

[durrrrrrrr]

Medusa: my bump is broke

[Puplove]

It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light

[durrrrrrrr]

SQUIRREL !!!!

[durrrrrrrr]

not over heard but just wanted to let y'all know that some pictures are posted in the gallery

[Goofy]

It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light

Right?!

Who put those damn solar lights there?

[Puplove]

DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!

June: I'm spent.

[durrrrrrrr]

I'm tired of being wet

- Medusa

[Gemme]

"You ARE my Gor-muncher". Medusa

It's true.

I am.

:blink:

Also said in Austin, though not at PupOil's home:

Baby, go spit. I don't understand.

:|

[luv2luvgirls]

Femme-- I told you im like a german shepard!

Butch-- everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass

:blink: :|

[luv2luvgirls]

Hy just learned where hys butch handle is

:blink: :sunglass:

[Ms. Tabitha]

You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

It looks like I should have stayed a little longer. I missed this :|

[Arwen]

Those damned butches wore me out!

[Arwen]

Llama!
Vagina!


Do it again.

[Arwen]

Why is it foaming?
Don't worry about it. Just sit down.

[luv2luvgirls]

June~we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green

Medusa~ you are the red button

[luv2luvgirls]

I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye

[Medusa]

Shar-pei! ....

[Arwen]

These Austin social events are ruining my sex life. :pirate-steer:

So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar?:glasses:

[durrrrrrrr]

those damn femme's wore me out

[JoSchmooze]

I feel like there must be a lot of overheards from butch bonding that never got posted, b/c Mr. Jenny's voice is COMPLETELY GONE today.

We were too busy bonding to post
any "overheards".....
But I now have a new nickname......

:cowboy:

[DanzAmazon]

These Austin social events are ruining my sex life. :pirate-steer:

So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar?:glasses:


*lol*:goodluck:

[Scorp]

Some things never change.

I just re-lived this from Little Rock last year. Dusa, June and I were headed outside to smoke at 3 AM. Dusa was running toward June through the lobby and she farted on June and continued running toward the door outside. The hotel dude at the desk looked on with disbelief or was it fear?

We were dying and I laughed so damn hard it echoed throughout the lobby. Yep, good times!:hangloose:




June:
She's farting on me!!
(Medusa runs away giggling)


:cowboy:

[durrrrrrrr]

We were too busy bonding to post
any "overheards".....
But I now have a new nickname......

:cowboy:



and what is your new nickname Uncle Jo?

[JoSchmooze]

and what is your new nickname Uncle Jo?

I am thinking that it would be "Unkle Jo"....
Or Unka Jo Mo Fo".....
I somehow feel that more will be forthcoimg at the
Reunion in September......
Jest sayin'......

:cigar2:

[JoSchmooze]

Llama!
Vagina!


Do it again.


Evidently, I did not tell the whole "llama, llama, llama" story
this weekend. I promise to do so in LR....
It really is a hilarious story even if you were not there.
I am sure I can do all the voices and relive all the
terror!

:cigar2:

[durrrrrrrr]

OK, for fun, i took everything that was posted and then made it look like 2 people are having a conversation. I took and placed what was said in order.

kinda like a monologue. its kinda funny...i think..lol

here ya go:


Person 1 - Deleted by moderator?
Person 2 - The roomba poop story!
Person 1 - Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted!
Person 2 ) I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way !

Person 1 - I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more!

Person 2 - I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy!
Person 1 - Juney squirted in Shari's mouth!
Person 2 - Wtf is wrong with my noodle?

Person 1 - I'm offering my service. For free !

Person 2 - They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore!
Person 1 - I got my cherry for the evening?
Person 2 - This is the second time I've been plated.
Person 1 - oh my God, they're havin a threesome!

Person 2 - I licked it off her finger.
Person 1 - if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer!
Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related?

Person 1 - Hey, can you do it in a box?
Person 2 - Take my word, we was loud!
Person 1 - Her box has to many calories ?
Person 2 - I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing!
Person 1 - There’s a cherry on my tittie?
Person 2 - Are you noodling Gemme?
Person 1 - I have a big ole noodle!
Person 2 - If everything involves poop, I don't want it!
Person 1 - I’m going for the polar bear!
Person 2 - You could be like a hunch back of Notre Boob?
Person 1 - Mean wearwolf living in my vagina!
Person 2 - If its comin out. I could work with that!
Person 1 - Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street?
Person 2 - We sure do miss Dude!!!
Person 1 - Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit?
Person 2 - Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way!
Person 1 - Right now I would suck that thing dry!
Person 2 - Lemme lick it!
Person 1 - I didn't pull it out in time?
Person 2 - Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet?
Person 1 - "Id pick the droopy balls"-!
Person 2- "oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" !!

Person 1 - "Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?"

Person 2 - "Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" ?
Person 1 - Just pop it on the counter!
Person 2 - Does that come with batteries??
Person 1 - It comes with lube!
Person 2 - I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic?
Person 1 - "just my ass - its the most important part" !
Person 2 - We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets
in the mental hospital.
Person 1 - just strap on and then strap on!
Person 2 - OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker?
Person 1 - I miss Jennifer!
Person 2 - don’t beat it on the chair!
Person 1 - Nailing the planet one finger at a time.
Person 2 - "I'll pick-up what your putting down"?
Person 1 - "the nuts are good too"?
Person 2 - "You ARE my Gor-muncher". !
Person 1 - Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there!
Person 2 - Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet?
Person 1 - that means we can put June on a leash!
...silence...
<<<@>>>
Person 2 - My whole spine wiggles when I do that!
Person 1 - Go limp. It'll be better that way?
Person 2 - "I'm here - waiting on vag!"
Person 1 - Shit. This is where I work.
Person 2 - Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk!
Person 1 - We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass.
Person 2 - It's tiara Saturday downtown!
Person 1 - Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Person 2 - Guess what, you're dry now honey!

Person 1 - Everybody get your finger ready?
Person 2 - I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!
Person 1 - Are we gonna play spin the cane?
Person 2 - I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit!
Person 1 - I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:
Person 2 - Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments
Person 1 - Suck on this mother fucker
Person 2 - When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.
Person 1 - I need a big one and then I'll be ok
Person 2 - If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.
Person 1 - Do you need any help?

Person 2 - Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties
Person 1 - I'm dripping and not the way your thinking
Person 2 - If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty
Person 1 - My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know
Person 2 - Just put it in and wave it
Person 1 - Just stick it in and it works
Person 2 - man I'm stiff again.
Person 1 - Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt
Person 2 - Llama Llama Llama
Person 1 - You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
Person 1 - Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing
Person 2 - I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass
Person 1 - The vagina looks very different when it's contorted
Person 2 - Awwww. Bob quit squirting.
Person 1 - Turn him off then on
Person 2 - Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night
Person 1 - His batteries are dying
Person 2 - I hate it when Bob quits squirting
Person 1 - Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm
Person 2 - You can never have to much brick house
Person 1 - Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - They have to peck them against the fence to get them open
Person 1 - Denise likes it piping hot.
Person 2 - There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out
Person 1 - Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Person 2 - " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".
Person 1 - OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!

Person 2 - "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out".

Person 1 - that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one".

Person 2 - "the ear! It's always the ear"!

Person 1 - "why are you squirting me"!
Person 2 - "Don't make me squirt you"!

Person 1 - babe go for the balls

Person 2 - There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine!
Person 1 - You have to roll to get off the brain
Person 2 - She's farting on me!!
Person 1 - "what else can I do?"

Person 2 - "uh, finish your bike?"-
Person 1 - Goofy got injured while bumping
Person 2 - my bump is broke
Person 1 - It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light
Person 2 - Squirrel
Person 1 - DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!

Person 2 - I'm spent.
Person 1 - I’m tired of being wet
Person 2 - Baby, go spit. I don't understand.
Person 1 - I told you im like a german shepard!

Person 2 - everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass
Person 1 - Hy just learned where hys butch handle is
Person 2 - Those damned butches wore me out!
Person 1 - Llama!
Person 2 - Vagina!
Person 1 - Do it again.
Person 2 - Why is it foaming?
Person 1 - Don't worry about it. Just sit down.
Person 2 - we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green

Person 1 - you are the red button
Person 2 - I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye
Person 1 - Shar-pei!
Person 2 - These Austin social events are ruining my sex life.

Person 1 - So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar?
Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out

[Gemme]

OK, for fun, i took everything that was posted and then made it look like 2 people are having a conversation. I took and placed what was said in order.

kinda like a monologue. its kinda funny...i think..lol

here ya go:


Person 1 - Deleted by moderator?
Person 2 - The roomba poop story!
Person 1 - Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted!
Person 2 ) I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way !

Person 1 - I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more!

Person 2 - I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy!
Person 1 - Juney squirted in Shari's mouth!
Person 2 - Wtf is wrong with my noodle?

Person 1 - I'm offering my service. For free !

Person 2 - They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore!
Person 1 - I got my cherry for the evening?
Person 2 - This is the second time I've been plated.
Person 1 - oh my God, they're havin a threesome!

Person 2 - I licked it off her finger.
Person 1 - if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer!
Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related?

Person 1 - Hey, can you do it in a box?
Person 2 - Take my word, we was loud!
Person 1 - Her box has to many calories ?
Person 2 - I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing!
Person 1 - There’s a cherry on my tittie?
Person 2 - Are you noodling Gemme?
Person 1 - I have a big ole noodle!
Person 2 - If everything involves poop, I don't want it!
Person 1 - I’m going for the polar bear!
Person 2 - You could be like a hunch back of Notre Boob?
Person 1 - Mean wearwolf living in my vagina!
Person 2 - If its comin out. I could work with that!
Person 1 - Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street?
Person 2 - We sure do miss Dude!!!
Person 1 - Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit?
Person 2 - Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way!
Person 1 - Right now I would suck that thing dry!
Person 2 - Lemme lick it!
Person 1 - I didn't pull it out in time?
Person 2 - Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet?
Person 1 - "Id pick the droopy balls"-!
Person 2- "oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" !!

Person 1 - "Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?"

Person 2 - "Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" ?
Person 1 - Just pop it on the counter!
Person 2 - Does that come with batteries??
Person 1 - It comes with lube!
Person 2 - I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic?
Person 1 - "just my ass - its the most important part" !
Person 2 - We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets
in the mental hospital.
Person 1 - just strap on and then strap on!
Person 2 - OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker?
Person 1 - I miss Jennifer!
Person 2 - don’t beat it on the chair!
Person 1 - Nailing the planet one finger at a time.
Person 2 - "I'll pick-up what your putting down"?
Person 1 - "the nuts are good too"?
Person 2 - "You ARE my Gor-muncher". !
Person 1 - Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there!
Person 2 - Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet?
Person 1 - that means we can put June on a leash!
...silence...
<<<@>>>
Person 2 - My whole spine wiggles when I do that!
Person 1 - Go limp. It'll be better that way?
Person 2 - "I'm here - waiting on vag!"
Person 1 - Shit. This is where I work.
Person 2 - Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk!
Person 1 - We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass.
Person 2 - It's tiara Saturday downtown!
Person 1 - Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Person 2 - Guess what, you're dry now honey!

Person 1 - Everybody get your finger ready?
Person 2 - I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!
Person 1 - Are we gonna play spin the cane?
Person 2 - I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit!
Person 1 - I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:
Person 2 - Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments
Person 1 - Suck on this mother fucker
Person 2 - When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.
Person 1 - I need a big one and then I'll be ok
Person 2 - If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.
Person 1 - Do you need any help?

Person 2 - Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties
Person 1 - I'm dripping and not the way your thinking
Person 2 - If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty
Person 1 - My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know
Person 2 - Just put it in and wave it
Person 1 - Just stick it in and it works
Person 2 - man I'm stiff again.
Person 1 - Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt
Person 2 - Llama Llama Llama
Person 1 - You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
Person 1 - Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing
Person 2 - I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass
Person 1 - The vagina looks very different when it's contorted
Person 2 - Awwww. Bob quit squirting.
Person 1 - Turn him off then on
Person 2 - Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night
Person 1 - His batteries are dying
Person 2 - I hate it when Bob quits squirting
Person 1 - Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm
Person 2 - You can never have to much brick house
Person 1 - Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - They have to peck them against the fence to get them open
Person 1 - Denise likes it piping hot.
Person 2 - There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out
Person 1 - Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Person 2 - " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".
Person 1 - OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!

Person 2 - "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out".

Person 1 - that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one".

Person 2 - "the ear! It's always the ear"!

Person 1 - "why are you squirting me"!
Person 2 - "Don't make me squirt you"!

Person 1 - babe go for the balls

Person 2 - There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine!
Person 1 - You have to roll to get off the brain
Person 2 - She's farting on me!!
Person 1 - "what else can I do?"

Person 2 - "uh, finish your bike?"-
Person 1 - Goofy got injured while bumping
Person 2 - my bump is broke
Person 1 - It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light
Person 2 - Squirrel
Person 1 - DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!

Person 2 - I'm spent.
Person 1 - I’m tired of being wet
Person 2 - Baby, go spit. I don't understand.
Person 1 - I told you im like a german shepard!

Person 2 - everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass
Person 1 - Hy just learned where hys butch handle is
Person 2 - Those damned butches wore me out!
Person 1 - Llama!
Person 2 - Vagina!
Person 1 - Do it again.
Person 2 - Why is it foaming?
Person 1 - Don't worry about it. Just sit down.
Person 2 - we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green

Person 1 - you are the red button
Person 2 - I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye
Person 1 - Shar-pei!
Person 2 - These Austin social events are ruining my sex life.

Person 1 - So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar?
Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out


SOMEone has too much time on his hands, clearly.

:blink:

I'ma tell Jennifer on you, Durx8.

[luv2luvgirls]

Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out


you can say that again... im still worn out

I noticed some changes to your about me :cheesy:

[luv2luvgirls]

I was violated

*snickers*

[luv2luvgirls]

More from butch bonding........


Put it away
now its stiff
its gonna get stuck like that

[Arwen]

Overheard somewhere in north Texas...

Here. Stick this somewhere. It fell out.

Overheard somewhere in Oklahoma...

Did you post that?

[Arwen]

Overheard somewhere near Oklahoma City...

Post that!

Yeah. No.

[Arwen]

Overheard in Oklahoma...

Great. Now I have a crotch full of change. :|

[Arwen]

"Nose hair is the simplest thing I've got."