Funnies that tickle me (a thread dedicated to laughter)

[gaea]

for posting things that make you laugh, for sharing the laughter with others
a joke
a video
a picture

as long as it makes you laugh...

laughter really is the best medicine.

[TimilDeeps]

Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[TimilDeeps]

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

[gaea]

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

[TimilDeeps]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the

table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

[gaea]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the

table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

omg thats great lol

[MrSunshine]

Some people just need a High Five.

In the face.

With a chair.

Made of steel.

[deb_U_taunt]

President Obama should go on TV and ask people to not eat yellow snow, if only for the joy of hearing Fox News explain how good yellow snow really is.

[gaea]

President Obama should go on TV and ask people to not eat yellow snow, if only for the joy of hearing Fox News explain how good yellow snow really is.

lmao now this was funny

[LaneyDoll]

Some people just need a High Five.

In the face.

With a chair.

Made of steel.

I agree!!!

:sparklyheart:

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/522288_328241983913403_204152432989.jpg

you go dad hahaha too darn funny.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/149769_294201627331888_264520100300041_674445_1302 988089_n.jpg

And I do it all wearing a Tiara !!

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/292523_399834060048447_318193808212.jpg

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/523072_349028685132474_242489619119.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/580631_294530740632310_264520100300.jpg

[Metro]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zw5jqIRe1rt9zy5o1_500.png


my dog likes looking over my shoulder at the computer -- I think this might be what she's learned to do while I'm away...


http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m318bl1anB1rt9zy5o1_500.png

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/527515_350594361673309_268330443233.jpg

[Hollylane]

I woke up to discover that I had done some heavy breathing (sleeping people, sleeping) on the Heytell Application this morning...I hope she liked it :)

[Julien]

Here is something so cute.


http://i.imgur.com/VsiPr.gif

[gaea]

I woke up to discover that I had done some heavy breathing (sleeping people, sleeping) on the Heytell Application this morning...I hope she liked it :)

im glad you found this thread :)

[puddin']

UT6oZqYij8U

[NJFemmie]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532702_405010179530550_130810663617171_1302454_109 0656105_n.jpg

........... and BACON!!!!

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/301848_3310858129988_1224154178_464.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/561357_373660452669901_270307259671.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/554343_401485803207506_191103547579067_1284670_109 330006_n.jpg

[gaea]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/554343_401485803207506_191103547579067_1284670_109 330006_n.jpg

that one got me to laugh out loud!

good one!

[Breathless]

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebaumsworld.com%2Fvideo%2 Fwatch%2F81447597%2F&h=HAQF3Qu2aAQF6ijSiXEnlwnqbaTPJVtGDDkkvDiCi2tfLRg

This one made me laugh so hard.. I was in pain! Enjoy!

[gaea]

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebaumsworld.com%2Fvideo%2 Fwatch%2F81447597%2F&h=HAQF3Qu2aAQF6ijSiXEnlwnqbaTPJVtGDDkkvDiCi2tfLRg

This one made me laugh so hard.. I was in pain! Enjoy!

omg that was hilarious! loved it made me laugh so hard.

[gaea]

winnie wants a vibrator
PZULII-gtMM

I think im going to enjoy this Ms Brown lmfao

[gaea]

lmfao....omg this ad is real..

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/545818_362814987100617_100001163562.jpg



http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/546185_449435658419226_205344452828.jpg

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/541315_4068470188720_1191277297_386.jpg

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/579421_333513406719594_204152432989.jpg

[Licious]

What a great idea for a thread, I love it! Comedy is my favorite! *subscribes*

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/546287_10150880211669446_695809445_.jpg

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/Fun%20Stuff/532700_328015723933921_206650299403.jpg

[Licious]

I am still laughing about the ad for a cook posted above. Grilling Children. I know it is wrong, but I wonder, how much experience should you have? and What kind of seasoning is preferred for that? and.... Ok yeah that's not really very correct of me. sorry.

[Hollylane]

This morning, I was trying to explain to Gaige, that I receive pet related magazines in the mail. But instead of saying I receive Drs.Foster & Smith's magazine, I said I receive Doc Johnson's magazine monthly. :|:hangloose:

[gaea]

This morning, I was trying to explain to Gaige, that I receive pet related magazines in the mail. But instead of saying I receive Drs.Foster & Smith's magazine, I said I receive Doc Johnson's magazine monthly. :|:hangloose:

that's awesome lol

[gaea]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/551092_4252217302283_1127787101_n.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/hstigen/551181_10150627074966339_1317209548.jpg