The Walmart Game

[LaneyDoll]

This is a funny little game that I have played before on FetLife and Facebook. I love to see the responses so, after searching and finding out it was not on BFP, I thought I would bring it here...


;)


The Walmart Game: what combination of 3 items (and ONLY three) would get the biggest WTF face from the cashier at a store like Walmart/Target/Kmart etc?

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[LaneyDoll]

A breast pump, drinking glasses, Oreo cookies.

:sparklyheart:

[always2late]

A bottle of Jack, duct tape, and a shovel. ;)

[~ocean]

sexy pantys, neck massager, lg.economy pack of batteries

[always2late]

A bunch of bananas, a box of condoms, and a CD of Time Life's "101 Greatest Love Songs" :lol2:

[Glenn]

2 carat round diamond ring- $5,599.00
casket- $999.00 (they sell caskets now)
wedding dress-$69.00
or maybe instead of the casket the
7mm bolt action Winchester 70

[puddin']

dis is great, we have no walmart hea. but i'ma enjoyin' da thread none-da-less...

[Zimmeh]

Maxim magazine-I got a strange look from two guys while buying one-, red lipstick and KY lube...While finding the only guy cashier :|

[luv2luvgirls]

bag of blow pops,box of condoms,knee pads... and a big :cheesy:

[morningstar55]

Dog collar rope ..ky jelly

[Gemme]

A bottle of Jack, duct tape, and a shovel. ;)

What kind of Wal-Mart do you go to?

:blink:

For me, I live in Austin, so it's hard to surprise or shock anyone around here. I mean, the city motto is "Keep Austin Weird", for cryin' out loud.

I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.

[luv2luvgirls]

I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.


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I might get some looks with a seventeen mag,hand lotion and a box of tissues

[girl_dee]

a Canoe (yes i bought my Canoe at WalMart)
Hello Kitty tshirt
Toilet paper

[morningstar55]

What kind of Wal-Mart do you go to?

:blink:

For me, I live in Austin, so it's hard to surprise or shock anyone around here. I mean, the city motto is "Keep Austin Weird", for cryin' out loud.

I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.

Ther r some walmartS , that sell liquor ,depending on that state

[Miss_J]

a lrg zucchini, rubber gloves and bottle of KY heat.

[Blaze]

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Syringeshttp://www.vitalitymedical.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/K/N/KND1188125058_4.jpg

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[Gemme]

Ther r some walmartS , that sell liquor ,depending on that state

I know there's liquor there, but I've never seen Jack or Jim or any of the other guys there. Beer and wine and mixes, but never stuff like that.

:)

[Blaze]

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/07/51/30/90/90/0751309090509_180X180.jpg



http://thekamasutrabook.com/images/BOOK_01.jpg


http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/41/01/01/0007410101403_180X180.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

1 cucumber, a box of condoms and KY jelly. Lol

[Dude]

:chainsaw:
garbage bags
and a tarp

[JAGG]

Laney this is hilarous!!!!!! This will give me something to ponder during the day. LMAO
A bag of koi pond gold fish
some fish fry batter
and a new teflon frying pan.

[LaneyDoll]

Laney this is hilarous!!!!!! This will give me something to ponder during the day. LMAO
A bag of koi pond gold fish
some fish fry batter
and a new teflon frying pan.

Thanks Jagg! You should see it played on FetLife. Sometimes it almost makes me blush.

Almost.

;)

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[gaea]

laney....this is hilarious..i will read this as my morning laugh!

[Blaze]

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[clay]

An apple corer
a watermelon
tube of KY lube HEAT

[Justin]

Great thread !!!!!

Enema
Adult diapers
Air freshener

[Princess]

A fruit reamer
KY
first aid kit

[always2late]

A pacifier, a baby bottle, and adult diapers.

[gaea]

A studded xtra large dog collar
A leather belt
red cfm heels

[Dude]

GQ~magazine
turkey baster
and a http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04/12/05/65/0004120565934_180X180.jpg
:nerd:

[JAGG]

Dinner rolls
Box of hamburger helper
Can of Alpo

[JAGG]

Birthday party supplies with a hello kitty theme
Birthday cake
Huge bottle of liquid Benadryl for kids

[Tawse]

5 bags of fertilizer
PVC Pipe
Disposable cell phone
....

[JAGG]

A drill
Pliers
A bottle of ambesol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Laxative, 2 pkges of toilet paper ( pkge contains 12 rolls) and 4 magazines. Lol

[Licious]

Roll of heavy chain, Box of Chocolates, Boquet of Flowers.

[JAGG]

Mouse traps
Roach and termite killer
House for sale by owner sign

[Daktari]

duplicate post...If a mod comes by can you delete please ...tyvm :chaplin:

[Daktari]

Crisco
Latex gloves
Wet wipes.

[thedivahrrrself]

Hunting knives
rope
nurse costume

[Daktari]

You can buy hunting knives at Walmart in 'Merica? Really-really? :|

[clay]

You can buy hunting knives at Walmart in 'Merica? Really-really? :|

absolutely

[Mr Nice Guy]

Lighter fluid
Rags
Box of matches

[LaneyDoll]

Industrial size cling wrap

http://www.alltape.com/assets/images/stretch_wrap_big.jpg

Set of knives

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zl8HTATF-S0/T2Nx7bQ68CI/AAAAAAAAW80/SmIG_98vOOo/s1600/SharpKitchenKnives.jpg

Dexter Box Set

http://www.willshops.com/images/Dexter-Complete-Season-1-4-DVD-16-Discs-TV-Series.jpg

:sparklyheart:

[Bear2you]

car battery, jumper cables, light bulb:brightbulb:

[chefhmboyrd]

THREE boxes of Sudafed
a jug of Bleach
Easy Off

[gaea]

A birthday cake
Economy pack of candles
a fire extinguisher

[TimilDeeps]

a case of paraffin wax
80 feet of rope
Happy Anniversary card

[Licious]

Too funny a thread to let it rest. Back later when I am feeling clever. Bump.

[GeorgiaMa'am]

a large frozen lasagna
a casserole dish the same size as the lasagna
a pack of dinner party invitations

[Blaze]

Surveillance camera system for the home
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/81/22/37/01/0081223701207_180X180.jpg
Call of duty game practice gammer
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/11/12/99/80/34/1112998034225_180X180.jpg
Paint ball kit
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/11/13/00/29/02/1113002902327_180X180.jpg

[JustJo]

https://www.giftlandofficemax.com/images/pure%20wesson%20oil.jpg

http://i.pgcdn.com/pi/81/70/40/817040457_160.jpg

http://bonanzleimages.s3.amazonaws.com/afu/images/0715/2592/dingDongs_300X300_1_.jpg

:giggle:

[ruffryder]

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE, STAND BY ME WHEN HE'S IN THE PIE EATING CONTEST! LOL

https://www.giftlandofficemax.com/images/pure%20wesson%20oil.jpg

http://i.pgcdn.com/pi/81/70/40/817040457_160.jpg

http://bonanzleimages.s3.amazonaws.com/afu/images/0715/2592/dingDongs_300X300_1_.jpg

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[Breathless]

OMG this is sooo funny....
1 very large zucchini
2 industrial size bottles of lube..
and one very scared look on your face

[JistMe]

Condoms, a Tarp, and a Ski Mask....

Be sure you wear gloves to the register, and hurry the cashier along looking nervous. Rip the mask out of the bag as soon as they scan it, and put it on, tag and all. LOL

[MissItalianDiva]

Condoms
Lube
Pillow Pet

[MissItalianDiva]

Large Duffel Bag

Duct Tape

Shovel

[Licious]

pinhead camera

300 foot wire

drill set for boring holes through walls

[LeftWriteFemme]

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[JistMe]

A box of condoms, straight pins, and a pregnancy test.

[deb_U_taunt]

insulin syringes
coffee
bandana

[deb_U_taunt]

*bump*

bike
helmet
pool stick

[TheMerryFairy]

Lube, a jar of pickles and baby wipes.

[deathbypoem]

shaving cream
wire hangers
tampons

[deathbypoem]

a light bulb, olive oil and maxi pads

[Bèsame*]

grapes
Candles
Bag of ice