TexasCowboi
07-24-2012, 12:11 AM
*** just a friendly lil warning that this may be offensive to some... if you are offended by POOP ... then you probably want to leave this thread now..*** When I'm having a bad week I read this because it makes Me laugh when I need to laugh..so please, if you are offended by this, dont read it...
This is not the only thing I find humorous.... like I said, I'm was havin a bad week...
for all others who might find this as humorous as I did, enjoy...
The Poopie List......
1. Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
2. Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
3. Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
4. Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you are done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and realize that you have to poopie some more.
5. Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
6. Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. Drinker Poopie - The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
9. Corn Poopie - Self-explanatory.
10. Gee-I-wish-I-could-poopie Poopie - The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurst so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. Wet Cheeks Poopie - (the power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
13. Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
14. Mexican Food Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.
15. Upper Class Poopie - The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
16. The Surprise Poopie - You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you are about to fart, but oops!...a poopie!
17. The Dangling Poopie - The poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even thgou you know your doing poopie-ing it. you just pray a shake or two will cut it loose.
18. The richard simmons poopie =the Poopie where you pooped soo much you swear you lost 30 pounds!
19. Whiplash Poopie =The kind where you push and strain untill your eyes are bloodshot.The poopie starts to come out and then it goes back in..
20. Pebble Poopie =This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out and looks like a rabbit pellet. It is kin to the Energizer Poopie... where the pellets keep on comin..never seem to stop....
21. Draft Beer Poopie = Where you can poopie through a screen and not hit a wire! This one is kin to #14, it kinda burns your nose too (added by a femme)
This is not the only thing I find humorous.... like I said, I'm was havin a bad week...
for all others who might find this as humorous as I did, enjoy...
The Poopie List......
1. Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
2. Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
3. Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
4. Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you are done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and realize that you have to poopie some more.
5. Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
6. Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. Drinker Poopie - The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
9. Corn Poopie - Self-explanatory.
10. Gee-I-wish-I-could-poopie Poopie - The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurst so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. Wet Cheeks Poopie - (the power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
13. Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
14. Mexican Food Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.
15. Upper Class Poopie - The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
16. The Surprise Poopie - You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you are about to fart, but oops!...a poopie!
17. The Dangling Poopie - The poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even thgou you know your doing poopie-ing it. you just pray a shake or two will cut it loose.
18. The richard simmons poopie =the Poopie where you pooped soo much you swear you lost 30 pounds!
19. Whiplash Poopie =The kind where you push and strain untill your eyes are bloodshot.The poopie starts to come out and then it goes back in..
20. Pebble Poopie =This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out and looks like a rabbit pellet. It is kin to the Energizer Poopie... where the pellets keep on comin..never seem to stop....
21. Draft Beer Poopie = Where you can poopie through a screen and not hit a wire! This one is kin to #14, it kinda burns your nose too (added by a femme)