What will you NEVER be caught doing??

[cinnamongrrl]

I thought it would be interesting to see what limits we have for ourselves....and why we have them (if there's a reason)....for myself....

I will NEVER jump out of a perfectly good airplane....

I will NEVER EVER handle icky bugs..... I cant even WATCH survivor with all the bug eating blech......

I will NEVER feel compelled to watch NASCAR :| (or baseball)


Well thats a start....I KNOW there's many more!

[Teddybear]

I thought it would be interesting to see what limits we have for ourselves....and why we have them (if there's a reason)....for myself....

I will NEVER jump out of a perfectly good airplane....

I will NEVER EVER handle icky bugs..... I cant even WATCH survivor with all the bug eating blech......

I will NEVER feel compelled to watch NASCAR :| (or baseball)


Well thats a start....I KNOW there's many more!

But u play with SPIDERS!!!!

I won't b caught watching NASCAR either

I won't b caught wearing a DRESS

[Electrocell]

But u play with SPIDERS!!!!

I won't b caught watching NASCAR either

I won't b caught wearing a DRESS

LOL agree with the dress thing or make-up either.

[SleepyButch]

I won't be caught in a haunted house.


I won't be caught on a cruise ship. Something about those freakin huge waves that does it in for me.

I won't be caught ever bungee jumping. I have no desire to jump towards the ground only to (hopefully) be sling shot back up into the sky to fall again. I think not!

Call me a chicken. :runforhills:

I don't care. I prefer to get my thrills in other ways.

Love me for who I am lol.

[starryeyes]

Wearing a t-shirt. Yep. Not Gonna happen.

[stephfromMIT]

Shave my body hair off
Wear a dress/"Girly" clothes generally
Wear make-up

[Scuba]

:blink:...eating Blue Cheese

[Nomad]

saying 'i told you so'

[Words]

Shave my body hair off
Wear a dress/"Girly" clothes generally
Wear make-up

If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words

[Uli]

You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes :)

[BullDog]

Talking to an empty chair.

[starryeyes]

You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes :)

I wish I had your strength....

[girl_dee]

cheering for the Yankees!

[girl_dee]

You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes :)

ME either!

i laugh at the baiting comments because they are sorta sad and hilarious at the same time. :whoop: yaknow...

[macele]

i'd never be caught turning down a diamond studded thong! and love wearing it.

[TimilDeeps]

nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!

[Katniss]

~~being knowingly unkind or cruel to someone/something

~~littering

~~talking more and listening less

~~being judgmental (even if I have to bite my lip so hard I taste the blood)

~~eating olives

Katniss~~

[girl_dee]

nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!

WHAT? *sigh*

[Bleu]

Checking a Hereford for fertilization.

[TimilDeeps]

WHAT? *sigh*

yup, I said it.

and I will never be caught apologizing for it ;)

[Martina]

getting a tattoo. Nothing against them. I think they are cool. Just not for me.

[stephfromMIT]

If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words

Sorry, wasn't trying to offend! I was merely speaking for myself. (as I assume everyone in the thread is)

[Teddybear]

~~eating olives

Katniss~~

What's WRONG with olives???:seeingstars:

[princessbelle]

OMG i have one!!!!

I will NEVER EVER EVER be caught doing......

wait. If i say...that's sorta like being caught isn't it?

I'll keep THIS one secret...

Just know...

I never EVER want to be caught doing it!!!!

[macele]

after thinking twice, ... i just want to make clear, ... it would depend on who gave me the diamond studded thong lol. know what i mean! lol

[homoe]

carrying a purse,,:rofl:

[aishah]

i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

[Martina]

carrying a purse,,:rofl:

Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

[-Red-Flag-]

I am with the person that said it up there..

Never ever cheer for the Yankees...

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

[-Red-Flag-]

or being honest about my weight.

just friggen priceless right there !!

[Angeltoes]

You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.

[Mrs Arcstriker]

You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.

Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...

[-Red-Flag-]

Oh, flip flops, never ever.. never, cant do the thingy between the toes, I've bought pair after pair.. .no can do ...

[Ciaran]

nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!

Amen to this.



I will never be caught publicly talking about my three-in-a-bed sexual fantasies involving Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.

[macele]

i lied about my height for a long time. i decided, ... what diff does one inch make! LOL ;)

[willow]

I will never be caught baiting a hook with anything that is or was wriggling.

I will never be caught wearing crocs.

I will never be caught eating marmite.

I will never be caught with dirty fingernails 10 seconds after I've finished gardening.

[Mrs Arcstriker]

I will never be caught baiting a hook with anything that is or was wriggling.

I will never be caught wearing crocs.

I will never be caught eating marmite.

I will never be caught with dirty fingernails 10 seconds after I've finished gardening.



LOVE!

I hate Crocs and I hope they are no longer on the market!

Have no clue what marmite is but I will Google in after I post.

I cannot tolerate dirty fingernails and I have hired a gardener to assure I will never have them!

[SugarFemme]

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.





Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

[Angeltoes]

Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...

Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

You have to admit though, it would be kinda funny making me eat a felt hat without a glass of water...And as far as Precious Moments Figurines go, I am actually staring at one right now...My sister bought it for me for Christmas about 10 years ago, because I am pretty sure she hates me...

[SleepyButch]

carrying a purse,,:rofl:

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

[Mrs Arcstriker]

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

[Rockinonahigh]

I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

[macele]

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

i actually adjusted the weight on my DL the last renewal. i had not changed since i first got them, ... i was 14. i'm 45 lol. but you know, i still lied a little bit. i didn't tell the exact weight lol. isn't that crazy! i can't tell the truth about my height and weight lol. they measured my height not long ago at a doctors visit. they said i was 5 4. i had been telling 5 5 for years! maybe i shrunk and didn't lie. but that might be worse! o my lol.

[Mrs Arcstriker]

I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

Some of these really aren't that bad!

Sky diving is easy if you do a tandem jump...
I agree about the desert...that might melt my nails!
If you snow-shoe in New England you can plan for brandy back at the lodge...
Not sure how bugs taste today but I ate a bunch of fire flies when I was a kid and I did survive that. Lady bugs were kind of nasty though...

Only bad thing about asparagus is that it makes your pee smell funny, but then again, what does good pee smell like? As for the snails, anything is good with the right amount of butter and garlic (and wine...)
Dress and heels...If you are butch you get a pass, if you are femme, then add wine as above...

As for the voting thing...you might have to wait a couple decades and come back to that....

[SleepyButch]

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

Depending on the purse, I may even throw the strap over my shoulder.. hell why not.. lol

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Depending on the purse, I may even throw the strap over my shoulder.. hell why not.. lol

I am trying to convince Arc that the status of my purse makes all the difference. So far he wants nothing to do with my Fossil summer bag, and he hated my Coach bag from last season. I am hoping he will bond with my Dooney and Bourke...

[Strappie]

Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.

[Corkey]

The hokey pokey....

[G Snap!]

Eating anything fish at Red Lobster. You have to drag this New Englander in there kicking and screaming, and if that happens I will order chicken.

[CherylNYC]

Owning a TV
Driving a car when I could be comfortably riding my motorcycle
Faking an orgasm

[Electrocell]

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

LOL been there done that will probably do it again especially when a femme takes you shopping with them :blink: .

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Eating anything fish at Red Lobster. You have to drag this New Englander in there kicking and screaming, and if that happens I will order chicken.

South Eastern CT laughs at the Red Lobster! I am sooo with you on this! In my neighborhood we buy our lobster on the side of the road from the lobstermen...We don't trust clams we don't dig ourselves...

[SleepyButch]

LOL been there done that will probably do it again especially when a femme takes you shopping with them :blink: .

I actually love to go shopping with femmes, so I am destined to carry a purse.

[Bleu]

South Eastern CT laughs at the Red Lobster! I am sooo with you on this! In my neighborhood we buy our lobster on the side of the road from the lobstermen...We don't trust clams we don't dig ourselves...

*sigh* I never trust a clam, they're so tight-lipped.

[Electrocell]

I actually love to go shopping with femmes, so I am destined to carry a purse.

Lmao not crazy about shopping unless it's for tools or something like that. Tell them to make sure it goes with your outfit next time.:superfunny: I'm joking with you on that bold part.

[SleepyButch]

Lmao not crazy about shopping unless it's for tools or something like that. Tell them to make sure it goes with your outfit next time.:superfunny: I'm joking with you on that bold part.

Lol.. but really when you think about it, if I'm going to carry it, it should match my shorts and t-shirt or maybe my eyes???

[Electrocell]

Lol.. but really when you think about it, if I'm going to carry it, it should match my shorts and t-shirt or maybe my eyes???

At least the eyes lol.

[Ciaran]

Faking an orgasm

I do this often but only when I'm alone.

[girl_dee]

being intoxicated

speeding :police: :angel:

shooting in Auto.......

[Nomad]

Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

i have to respectfully disagree. people are talking about what THEY would never do. Homoe wont carry a purse and thinks it's funny to consider it because it doesnt fit the Homoe personality (purse-onality? :superfunny: ) it's not stereotyping. it's people talking about THEMSELVES. it would be stereotyping if Homoe said 'only high femmes carry purses so i wont carry one.' i'm a girly femme and rarely carry a purse. i'm more likely to carry a bookbag and i own one purse that's really more like a wallet on a leash than an actual purse. another case in point for not calling this stereotyping is Aishah's comment that she rarely wears perfume. if people were truly stereotyping then someone would be ganging up on her as an utter failure as a femme! ;)

i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!

Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.

eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music

[LadyRieinAL]

What will I will NEVER be caught doing:

Blaming someone else for my transgressions.

Not feeding someone if they personally came to me and said, "I'm hungry."

Digesting anything that once upon a time walked on four legs.:eek:

At my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a Slip N Slide :seeingstars:

Saying, E L James' books are so well written.

[Strappie]

I have pretty much learned over the years to NEVER say NEVER! *smirk*

[puddin']

i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.

as a femme, aren't you somewhat transgendered?!! jus' askin'...

[puddin']

at my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a slip n slide :seeingstars:

Saying, e l james' books are so well written.



brilliant...

[WolfyOne]

I will never put ketchup on a hotdog.
Can you guess where I was born and raised?

[stephfromMIT]

Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately. ;)

[Tony]

I will never put ketchup on a hotdog.
Can you guess where I was born and raised?

Gotta be Chicago!

[Sachita]

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

If you'll carry my purse and say "yes ma'am" we have a date! lol I won't even make you walk 3 feet behind me.


I will never be caught going back to a cheating ex lover. I will never be caught befriending someone who deceived me. I will never be caught hanging out with a liar & cheater. lol Is there a pattern here?

Oh and I will never ever be caught dead wearing cheap perfume.

[Tony]

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!



eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music[/QUOTE]

The above posts that I quoted were Nomad's. Don't know what I did wrong. Oh yea I do. I own a stupid smart phone. Lol



LOl @ patchouli oil. That definately can clear a room.

As a transsexual man who has been in jail several times (yea, I know we're all surprised) I can tell you, the experience is without question the worse I've ever had. Although I have to say, I've been in 2 of Chicago's toughest districts ( for 3 days each) & it didn't compare to the nightmare of Dade County in Florida.

[chefhmboyrd]

i would not want to be in jail. that would really suck.:police:

i would not be not be caught doing:

voting for Mitt:confused:

screwing around on my Gsnap:blink:

playing in an Air Supply tribute band

being mean to puppies/kittens

[WolfyOne]

Gotta be Chicago!


Give Tony a prize...yes, indeed :)
I miss hotdog stands and Vienna hotdogs

I can't even look at a person eating a hotdog with ketchup :blink:

[Tony]

Give Tony a prize...yes, indeed :)
I miss hotdog stands and Vienna hotdogs

I can't even look at a person eating a hotdog with ketchup :blink:

Which means you also know the secret ingredient to a true Chicago dog....
As well as you bearing the name of one of Chicago's finer Vienna wagons turned restaurant.

[WolfyOne]

Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately. ;)


You don't eat your hotdog on a bun?
If you ate a Chicago style hotdog, it would be like a salad in every bite, lol

[WolfyOne]

Which means you also know the secret ingredient to a true Chicago dog....
As well as you bearing the name of one of Chicago's finer Vienna wagons turned restaurant.

Not so secret anymore...a true Chicago dog is made with all beef and garlic, steamed slow as is the poppy seed bun it goes in. Add mustard, relish, onions, kosher dill spear, tomato slices and sport peppers. Some use celery salt, but I don't like it and no one in my neighborhood growing up ever used it.

[Tcountry]

I will never....(or I hope never)
Be involved in an argument with the Lady of Snow again ...
she is tough & wicked smart....but I have learned a Lot from past dealings ...


*tip hat*

[Tony]

Not so secret anymore...a true Chicago dog is made with all beef and garlic, steamed slow as is the poppy seed bun it goes in. Add mustard, relish, onions, kosher dill spear, tomato slices and sport peppers. Some use celery salt, but I don't like it and no one in my neighborhood growing up ever used it.

North side here. You?

[Duchess]

~I will never drink a cheap merlot:wine:
~I will never not wear panties when it's cold outside:nailbitin:
~I will never give up horror flicks:chainsaw:
~I will never be a Butch:cigar2:
~I will never give up my laughter:cheer:

Duchess

[aishah]

i'll never be caught eating a hot dog in front of wolfyone. i'm a ketchup, mayo, and occasionally relish or mustard girl. and when i'm eating them at home i rarely buy buns. :D

patchouli oil clears a room? do people hate it or something? i'm so oblivious, LOL! most people i've been around when i've worn it actually liked it. i really love it but my allergies are awful, even with small amounts of fragrance, so i almost never wear it.

[WolfyOne]

i'll never be caught eating a hot dog in front of wolfyone. i'm a ketchup, mayo, and occasionally relish or mustard girl. and when i'm eating them at home i rarely buy buns. :D

patchouli oil clears a room? do people hate it or something? i'm so oblivious, LOL! most people i've been around when i've worn it actually liked it. i really love it but my allergies are awful, even with small amounts of fragrance, so i almost never wear it.


LOL @ that post

I like Patchouli, but I'm from the era that doused themselves in it :|
Smells great as incense or a candle, too

[Corkey]

Hop scotch...

[weatherboi]

you will never catch me passing up the chance to go paddleboarding!!!

[Greyson]

Because I cannot handle watching a needle go into me, I will never get caught


Giving myself an injection with hypodermic needle

Watching someone give me a shot.

Becoming a phlebotomist

[cinnamongrrl]

You will never catch me..... climbing Mt. Everest..... a short bout of freezing cold air conditioning today re-enforced that for me..... :|

[Soft*Silver]

I will never stop being intimidated by changes in technology. I am still trying to program my VCR....

[Nomad]

as a femme, aren't you somewhat transgendered?!! jus' askin'...

am i? i could use some education here. will you enlighten me please? (very sincere request for information)

[bigbutchmistie]

Being Abusive whether its physical or emotional

Cheating

Voting For Mitt Romney

Being A Femme

Smoking or Doing any kind of drugs

Being anything other than me :)

[tazz]

Being Abusive whether its physical or emotional

Cheating

Voting For Mitt Romney

Being A Femme

Smoking or Doing any kind of drugs

Being anything other than me :)

***amen! and Ditto... :)

[Martina]

Being Abusive whether its physical or emotional

Cheating

Voting For Mitt Romney

Being A Femme

Smoking or Doing any kind of drugs

Being anything other than me :)

Hmmm. Being a femme is worse than doing drugs and better than voting for Romney or????

[Prudence]

Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys... NO NO NO ... NEVER.

[Angeltoes]

- you won't catch me falling asleep without melatonin.
- you won't catch me falling asleep without music or white notice playing softly.
- you won't catch me falling asleep before I worry and think sexy thoughts for an hour.
- you won't catch me making an error- free post from my phone..

[Nomad]

Being Abusive whether its physical or emotional

Cheating

Voting For Mitt Romney

Being A Femme

Smoking or Doing any kind of drugs

Being anything other than me :)

Hmmm. Being a femme is worse than doing drugs and better than voting for Romney or????

it's not a comparison of things that are disgusting. it's a list of things that Mistie wont do.

[Ebon]

Listening to Justin Beiber.

Asking anyone if they've found Jesus.

Watching or reading Twilight.

Wearing a dress or make up.

Trying to be cool.

[LeftWriteFemme]

x_00WGmQ9wE

way too scary for me!

[Martina]

it's not a comparison of things that are disgusting. it's a list of things that Mistie wont do.

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

[Sachita]

x_00WGmQ9wE

way too scary for me!


OMG I so want to do that! I'm going to Costa Rica soon and hope to give it a try.

[bigbutchmistie]

Being in a relationship just so Im not lonely.

Being in a relationship where I am NOT in love heart mind body and soul and not being loved the exact same way back

[stephfromMIT]

Any athletic activity requiring grace or agility.

[Gentle Tiger]

Wearing a bikini
bungee jumping

[Sachita]

I would never be caught buying a gas guzzling hummer.

I would never be caught buying a handbag that cost more then a car payment. Same for shoes. I believe in quality and you get what you pay for but excessive is just selfish IMO.

I would not be caught eating pork until the laws change and prohibit gestation crates.

http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/confinement_farm/facts/gestation_crates.html

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I will NEVER be caught wearing a christmas knitted teacher vest. I mean NEVER!

[Ebon]

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

Maybe that's just how you saw it. You appear to be taking offense to someones personal preference.

[starryeyes]

I will NEVER be caught dead drinking that cheap ass wine like I was last night. Ugh. I be hurting.... :(

[Martina]

I will NEVER be caught wearing a christmas knitted teacher vest. I mean NEVER!

Wait till you approach menopause and the hormone levels drop. All those bright shiny tacky things you thought you'd never like start looking good. Who knows why.

But I agree. I will never wear a denim jumper with apples stitched on it or anything like that.

I have broken down and worn festive dangly earrings though.

[morningstar55]

I will never be caught ..........

cheating on my partner
getting involved with someone because im lonely
doing drugs
getting drunk every time i do have a drink
disrespecting a couple by flirting with there partner

[Gentle Tiger]

Relieving myself in the middle of the road
Eating brussle sprouts, beets, or turnip voluntarily
Dressing up as Little Bo Peep

[Bleu]

...displaying a moulded plastic light-up nativity scene on my front lawn.

[Blade]

Flying.......airplane, balloon, jumping off a cliff. It don't matter cuz I don't have wings.

[Corkey]

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane....again.

[JoSchmooze]

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.


I know that feeling! If my partner tells me that "it's
in my purse", I'll pick it up and bring it to her!


I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

Someone said that asparagus makes your pee
smell funny - that's because you excrete calcium oxalate crystals
from the asparagus.
Snails are good...butter & garlic help.....

I will NEVER struggle to put on another pair of pantyhose...
I will never cheer for the Cowboys...
I will never sit through a whole soccer or rugby game....
And the thong thing.....shaking head vigorously.....is never
happening!!!

:cigar2:

[princessbelle]

riding an ox
snorting milk
biting the head off of a bat
wearing plaid and checks together
smelling someone's socks

[morningstar55]

i will never

ask for money from whom ever
tell pity stories about myself to gain attention
never be mean to animals
never stick straws in my nose and act silly... lol
eat anchovies period

[Martina]

Relieving myself in the middle of the road


what about the side of the road?

I got lost recently and just HAD to. It was that or the seat of my car.

[JAGG]

I think this title should have read : something you would never do regardless if you got caught or not.

Wearing crocs
Wearing a dress or makeup I know Maria is going to go high and to the right over this but I make no apologizes
Carry a purse or european satchel
Wearing a goofy looking hat
Wearing huge sunglasses
Wearing womens shoes or clothes
Letting someone else cut my grass
Letting someone else detail my car
Letting someone else remodel or repair my house
Wearing shirts that snap
Rolling my jeans or shorts
Wearing anything wrinkled
Without a belt on
Riding a moped or scooter
Without chewing gum
Buying diet pepsi
Stealing
Cheating
Eating brussel sprouts or kidney beans or stewed tomato's or raisins
Taking drugs that aren't prescribed for me
Going over Niagra falls in a bath tub
Speaking Chinese in Japan
Asking for PORKO in a Mexican cafe
That should be good for now. hahahah

[Blade]

figure skating or wearing one of those cute little outfits

[JAGG]

riding an ox
snorting milk
biting the head off of a bat
wearing plaid and checks together
smelling someone's socks

Oh come on Miss Belle live a little. Go ahead bulldog give her a sock. lol

[Fatale]

Eating sushi.

[JAGG]

Eating sushi.

What? Oh no,say it ain't so. Actually I used to say that but my best friend forced me to try it . Now I love and crave it. That's ok that means more for me. =)

[princessbelle]

Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts
Kissing a snail
Licking a lightbulb

[morningstar55]

never will

eating snails
eating squid
do car repair
be butch
blow dry my hair while taking a bath
drive my truck like a mainiac
drink and drive
throw trash out the window
wear mens cloths... ( opps well cept for sweat pants or t shirts.. lol)
be an exotic dancer

[sara-bera]

eating red meat
playing mind games
shooting a gun
piercing anything other than my ears
wearing a tie (unless it's used to bind my wrists)
wearing a pant suit
wearing any sort of suit, actually
smoking anything
dancing a polka

[Ebon]

Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts
Kissing a snail
Licking a lightbulb

Ummmm what? "Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair." lol

[Martina]

The licking the lightbulb thing is gonna show up in my nightmares. ewww

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I will NEVER be caught sporting a CAMEL TOE! Enough said...

[princessbelle]

eating tripe

voting republican

rolling around in mud (ok that one i'm not 100% sure of)

[Nomad]

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

(nodding) fair enough. just considering the source. Mistie isnt a femme hater IMHO. having said that, i TOTALLY UNDERSTAND being unwilling to consent to the shudder mentality when it comes to all things femme. any kind of better/worse than thinking is unfair. i just didnt think that it came from that kind of space. my .03 cents. that's all. AND for the record i learn a lot of stuff by reading your posts. you rattle my complacency. even if we dont agree on something i sincerely thank you for that.

[cinnamongrrl]

I will never be able to walk on beams like construction workers do.....

I will never be able to eat octopus...even if i were starving...i just like them too much....

I will never go to Antarctica.....

I will never take my health for granted....

I will never forget friends I have lost and the things I learned from them....

[SleepyButch]

If you'll carry my purse and say "yes ma'am" we have a date! lol I won't even make you walk 3 feet behind me.



Sorry just saw this... while I may carry your purse and call you ma'am out of politeness, if I'm walking three feet behind you, it's because I'm checking out your ass.... just being honest... still want that date?? :sunglass:

[JAGG]

Sleeping until noon
Owning a cat
Turning down sushi
Accepting mediocrity
Quitting
Oogling Thedivahrrself's shoe collection
Keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Hiding from the consequences of not keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Encouraging bad behavior
Sugar coating things

[SleepyButch]

Walking out on a job.

Begging for anything.. well maybe ice cream.

Wearing polyester.

Flashing a total stranger in public.

[sara-bera]

Christmas shopping AFTER black Friday. O_o

[JAGG]

Christmas shopping on black Fri.
Having a mob mentality
Buying something because it's trendy and everyone else has it or wants it

[Gentle Tiger]

Any kind of shopping on the day of or after any holiday
Sitting down in front of the television with a bowl of bussle sprouts

[lilapache]

bungee jumping....

[Ginger]

I will never be caught drinking orange juice right out of the carton, because I will wait until you have left the room.

[Estella]

I will never be caught criticizing my wife behind her back. Love ... and loyalty.

[Scorp]

"Walk" With Scissors :cheesy:

[~ocean]

I will never get caught doing ..... w/car grease on my hands
jumping from an airplane
w/ my pants down **
going along w/what I dont want to do
keeping my opinions to myself
devuldging someones secret
turning my cheek
not seeing the obvious
washing my cars hub caps
keeping up my appearence
dating a drunk
thinking less of myself.

[Talon]

>Having sex with someone I do not love.

>Gossiping about others.

>Harming a child or an animal.

>Being irresponsible with my money.

>Showing disrespect towards my parents.

>Repaying kindness with cruelty.

>Being disloyal to my country.

>Being disloyal to those who are loyal to me.

>Eating anything that I feel I should not be eating..ex: veal, lamb..exetra.

>Trying to do what I believe to be right, even if it may hurt others.

>Not being pro-women.

[Metro]

-- Continuing an argument for no valid reason.

-- Leading on another person when I cannot reciprocate feelings.

-- Accepting or offering gifts with strings attached.

-- Belittling others for any reason whatsoever.

-- Taking my good health for granted.

[Novelafemme]

1. Walking on cement if there is grass nearby.
2. Wearing a fanny-pack.
3. Sucking my thumb.
4. Eating blackeyed peas.
5. Swimming in the deep parts of the ocean where sharks can and will eat me.
6. Saying "I seen" instead of "I saw".
7. Leaving the house without approximately 5-10 tubes of chapstick.

[Sparkle]

Writing reports *before* the last minute.

[Novelafemme]

Writing reports *before* the last minute.

I resemble that remark!

[yotlyolqualli]

I will never be caught...

without my prayer veiling on (unless you are my spouse (future) or dr.)

disobeying said future spouse (that will raise some eyebrows)

cheating on my spouse (when partnered)

flirting with a partnered woman

intentionally hurting or being cruel to someone or something (except the tick I starved to death in a pringles can)

having sex with someone I am not in love with

bungee jumping

playing with spiders

eating bugs

eating sushi

doing drugs of any kind

drinking or smoking

disrespecting God... mine or yours

hating

being with someone just to be with someone

settling, instead of holding out for the best

using someone to further myself, for any reason


..... that's it, for now.

[Vivacious1]

*lying
*ganging up on someone, just because
*being seen without a diet coke
*killing a bug
*wearing sweatpants to walmart
*wearing stretchpants

[Kenna]

kissin ass... especially at work, no matter how important the person thinks they are.

voluntarily eating my sister's cooking

watching gory, bad horror movies

eating roasted snake or anything that resembles it

dancing in public (I'll save you all the pain of watching)

will add more later but I believe I hear some strange critter in my chimney ...

[StrongButch]

Eating eggplant,lima beans,okra or owning one of those hairless dogs (lol) or riding a bicycle naked (lol)

[Scuba]

I will never be caught watching another episode of Honey Boo Boo... :|

...It makes me sad to see people lower themselves for other people's entertainment and the money.

[Nomad]

using a credit card

having more days than underwear

being ashamed of my past or the mistakes i've made

doing things the easy way :D

[cinnamongrrl]

I will never be caught....

working on my car....

swimming in any water that doesn't move or has weeds...blech...

polluting...

harming an animal...or a bug....

doing artwork...I only wish I could....

touching feet....if I can help it.....

[Chancie]

Voting Republican

[*Anya*]

...or alive,

making a sex tape/vid

[Bleu]

I'd like to reiterate :

...displaying a moulded plastic light-up nativity scene on my front lawn.

:mistletoe:
:blink:

[Noah]

it's not a comparison of things that are disgusting. it's a list of things that Mistie wont do.

Good answer.

[Talon]

Kissing Ass.

[SelfMadeMan]

Apologizing for who I am and what I believe in!

[JustJo]

...getting a tattoo .....needles *shudder*

[RockOn]

watching wrestling

[JoSchmooze]

Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears
that I only live here on the weekends.....

:cigar2:

[foxyshaman]

eating liver or brains

[cinnamongrrl]

ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but....

I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into.....

In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER...

I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down :|

[theoddz]

You'll NEVER catch me voting for a Republican/Teabagger........EVER. :hrmph:

The idiots.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[pajama]

You will NEVER catch me jumping out of a perfectly good plane just for the "fun" of it. Hell, you might not catch me jumping out of a crashing plane.

[Medusa]

You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater!

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

be caught bringing home my 6th stray! Never, ever, never, ever. I really mean it this time! Never!

Did I mention...never?

[Scuba]

You'll never catch me without my watch on and my sleeves rolled up...I can't stand to have my forearms covered...weird I know. :|

[cinnamongrrl]

You will never catch me littering. It is abhorrent to me...to say the least...

[macele]

you'll never catch me drinking moonshine without a box fan (or any type of cool air), ... blowing on face.



LOL

[kittygrrl]

have never and will never :bully:

[blush]

Talking on a cell phone in the bathroom, public or otherwise

[Bèsame*]

Eating liver.

[Trev]

Wearing a pair of pumps

[The JD]

Eating broccoli. Or singing a Celine Dion song in the shower. Or whistling Dixie.

[Hollylane]

Saying or doing anything with the intention of hurting someone.

[cinnamongrrl]

I will never be drunk enough to do karaoke.. :blink:

[JAGG]

Inside on a summer day.
Wearing something wrinkled.
Cheating.
Petting a cat.
Buying anything at starbucks.
Driving or riding in a smart car.

[Sweet Bliss]

passing up a flea market or auction

passing up fresh hot coffee in the morning

passing up beach time

[o'queery]

Saying I am sorry if I don;t really mean it.

[Queenie]

I will never ever watch Fox news. Yes, you can get Fox news in the UK. Sad, right!?

I will never eat cauliflower. The stuff is just gross!

You will never see me listening to, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

[Bèsame*]

I will never be using a clutch. My friends have tried. Just not happening, I think I'm just not that coordinated to work it. Perhaps it all stems back to when I broke my brothers clutch off in my hand. I had to drive home in 3rd gear. And being the girl I am, I let some guy help me. I flashed on my emergency lights on, and ran every red light. Good thing it was like 2am. I really thought my life was going to be over when I had to tell my brother and my father. Whew, in the end I was saved! It was a factory recall!!

So mini bikes and jet ski's, disastrous! The mini bike is a whole different story. I'm a trooper and will try just about anything, but I also know when it just doesn't work!

I just make a better passenger, and I love that seat!

[BowtiePrincess]

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

[JAGG]

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

[Sweet Bliss]

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

:cheerleader: Go JAGG!! Go JAGG !! Go JAGG! !!

My Hero!!!! xoxo

[Sweet Bliss]

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

[macele]

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys



omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

[JAGG]

omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!
HAHAHA There always has to be one in the crowd doesn't there? lol No it just means you can't claim to be me. lol Not that you would ever want to be....

[macele]

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

[JAGG]

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

I think you are awesome ole freind!!! Even if you wear crocs. Lol

[deb_U_taunt]

you will never catch me with a dirty home

you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal

you will never catch me in the middle of drama

you will rarely catch me without my dog

you will never catch me without a sense of humor

[JAGG]

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

[deb_U_taunt]

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

[JAGG]

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

[deb_U_taunt]

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

[JAGG]

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathbypoem]

You'll never catch me watching Football, Baseball or Basketball. It bores me. But give me hockey and i'm set.

I'll never stick a sweet potato or anything that looks like one near my face for consumption.

You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me going to bed without being thankful for life.

[JAGG]

Ice fishing in Alaska.
Anything in Alaska.

[sierragirrl]

you will NEVER
find me looking for love by using my vagina
I have to much self respect to do that

find me jumping from one relationship to another
I like to sit down and evaluate things

find me telling someone I am in love with them if I was loving someone else that way a month before
again a processing time thing.

I guess everyone is different huh?
sadly it is not just words to me.

[Graham]

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

[Graham]

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

now would be doing those things all at the same time?

[JAGG]

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

I don't look at my fingers when I type. I am too busy looking at the keys. But I am pretty fast, does that count?

[lusciouskiwi]

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

[gaea]

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

Me either im allergic!!"


I will never be caught spoiling my granbabies oh wait yes i will lol

This thread is funny as it somewhat implies things a person woild actually do in life however just hide it so that they dont get "caught" makes me laugh a little

There are a few things in life that i woukd never do because of my honor, integrity and respect.

I woukd never
start.a.vicious rumor
Lie
cheat
steal
play games with someones heart
speak half truths
Put you down
call someone a whore
use violant language against another

[gaea]

Oops on the typo's

The glory of being human typo's happen

[Bad_boi]

Use a hashtag.

(Its a damned pound sign)

[Katelar]

Voting Tory

[DapperButch]

I will never be caught buying a lottery ticket.

I will never be caught leasing instead of buying (it makes no financial sense)

[JustBeingMe]

I will never be caught:
being someone I am not.

[sierragirrl]

I will never:
eat peas, deer, veal, duck, lamb, liver, cow tongue :blink:

cheat on the one I love, put someone else before my girls, get lost in someone else's crap.
put myself & my health on the back burner.
" let " someone else take care of me
wear orange again EVER!

wear sneakers without socks :blink:
be caught without toe nail polish
go without my nails, thank goodness I can do my own
be skinny <not on purpose>

live in the city
pass up a Garth concert :thud:

give a shit what others think of me :thefinger:

[Sweet Bliss]

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

True. Might make a great reality show, "Pick Me ", or dangerous reality show, "Flick Off ".
:fart:

[Dominique]

I will never:

give a shit what others think of me :thefinger:



I loved this part the best! :rrose:

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Picking my nose in public.
Chewing with my mouth open....I HATE when people do this, it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

[JAGG]

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

[Sweet Bliss]

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

You will NEVER CATCH ME dropping peanut butter in my cleavage near JAGG.

[Sweet Bliss]

See? No one caught me! :pointing:

[Cin]

I will never be caught refusing to take a long hard look at myself. If someone takes the time and the risk to tell me about something I am doing that is problematic or hurtful or upsetting in some way I will always hear them. I will open myself up to the reality that I need to change something about what I am doing if for no other reason than it is causing someone else pain. And then to the best of my ability I will make that change. I guarantee that at the very least I will stop what it is I am doing that is harming someone else. Sometimes it is hard to make the connection and it may take a couple of tries before I can see the pattern well enough to catch duplicate incidents.

On the other hand, I will never be caught compromising something I believe in because it makes someone else uncomfortable. I will never be caught choosing to avoid confrontation because it’s just easier.

I say what I mean, I mean what I say, but I will try not to say it mean. I am only human and sometimes I do. For that I will apologize. However I will never be caught unsaying any part but the part where I was mean.

Learning to navigate that space between my needs and the needs of others is tricky. But I will never ignore the fact that my behavior affects others. I am responsible for my actions and my words and I have an obligation as a social being to take the feelings of others into consideration. I also have an obligation to myself. But these are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

In the words of Polonius in Hamlet "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."( I like to say any one personally)

And my true self seeks to be compassionate and kind as well as honest and resolute in my convictions

[MaineButch]

I will NEVER be caught kissing a girl without using TOUNGE!!!!! :drool:

MB

[Bad_boi]

Wearing a man thong. Because that is just eeew. Hilarious, but gross.

[Words]

Wearing yellow or having items that are yellow - including flowers - in the house.

Don't know why, but I just can't stand the colour.

[Sweet Bliss]

Never be caught smooching on the first date.

Unless you are Goddesses gift to my universe. Then all bets are off.

Friendly warning. :)

[GeeGina]

Spitting.
Drinking milk from the container.
Voting Republican.
Eating grapefruit.
Not eating on a date.
Not having an open mind.
Making fun of a child.
Going to the bathroom. I don't care how intimate we are, there are some secrets I intend on keeping.

[Nat]

Sitting through and paying attention to an entire sports game of any sort

[Joness]

I wouldn't be caught . . . . wearing a dress!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . wearing make up!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . hanging out with a spider!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . dating a girl that talks about her ex more than her friends zzzzzzz!

I would't be caught . . . . . wearing a thong! Ouch! :seeingstars:

I wouldn't be caught . . . . looking like a girl! No offense intended I love love girls and their femininity, for sure the higher species :praying:

I wouldn't be caught with no boxer shorts on . . . . . unless it was an imperative hard packing emergency situation . . . . :sunglass:

xx

[Beachcomber]

...getting a tattoo .....needles *shudder*

Someone else without a tattoo!

[kittygrrl]

no when I mean yes

[Julie]

Serving Fried Chicken and having a glitter wedding :|
No SIReeeeeeeeeeeee Princess Belle <3

[princessbelle]

Serving Fried Chicken and having a glitter wedding :|
No SIReeeeeeeeeeeee Princess Belle <3

big baby.

http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1255/1255842kp85nenccv.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

[Julie]

and I will never be caught dead thread stalking my bestie's and then... crying about it.
Or derailing a thread by being a BABY!

[princessbelle]

and I will never be caught dead thread stalking my bestie's and then... crying about it.
Or derailing a thread by being a BABY!

I will never tell anyone that YOU TOLD me to thread stalk you....dork!!!!

PS that's you crying.

PSS derail this.

[Sweet Bliss]

You will NEVER CATCH ME turning down chocolate. :rofl:

[Cid]

You will never catch me jumping out of
an airplane..noooooo.

[Sweet Bliss]

You will never catch me eating snails, ewwwww!!!

Making ornaments from their empty shells yes.

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

I will NEVER be caught giving my Pom a new do. Eeeeek (Sorry boy!):blink:

[DanceFoolsDance]

Saying never :fallenangel:

[ONLY]

I don't like to use the word NEVER but I will NEVER be caught bringing a cat into my house. NEVER!

[C0LLETTE]

I'll never be caught "paying to pay".. That's when your utility company or bank etc tries to charge you for sending you a snail mail bill or statement rather than communicating it online.

[JAGG]

Eating brussel sprouts, stewed tomatos, lima beans, or raisins.

Getting drunk. I like a cold beer now and then, but getting drunk does not appeal to me.

Smoking . Nasty!!!!!

Driving slower than I am forced to.

[imperfect_cupcake]

Going to poetry recital
Going to one of those "re-enactment medieval festival"
Getting a crystal healing
Pretending to be a princess
Swooning

[ONLY]

NEVER be caught smoking
NEVER have someone smoke in my house or car
NEVER call my girl a derogatory name
NEVER swear at my girl
NEVER share my girl

[C0LLETTE]

Never tire of Law and Order reruns
Never run over another squirrel
Never wash my bed linens and the dog's bed at the same time.
Never scream "I pay your salary" at an arresting officer.

[Jet]

If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

[C0LLETTE]

What shit?

[The_Lady_Snow]

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

Jet,


You seem to have A LOT of woman hate, butch dislike in your heart. Everytime you get a chance you take a jab towards women or towards butches it's leaving behind your imprint in this space. It's gross, lacks empathy, divisive and mean! Why do you continue to do this? Your post above wasn't necessary and allow me to educate you that dresses are not shit, I'm assuming you like women in dresses or is it just butches in dresses that puts a bitter taste in your mouth? If it's the later, you may wanna check your male privelege , sexism, woman hate at the door.

[candy_coated_bitch]

I would NEVER be caught:

-Eating onions. (EWWWW!)
-Smoking. (Also an eww, for me personally.)
-Making out while wearing lipstick. The sensation wicked disturbs me LOL.
-Voting Republican!
-Giving up on art. :)
-OWNING A RAT! (That one's for Julie.)
-Getting plastic surgery.
-Rocking it out at a crowded club.
-Watching sports on TV, with the EXCEPTION of the Olympics.

[nycfem]

MODERATION (which means you do not respond to me on the thread)


And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

Jet, your post was reported. To go back and find Words' original post took me back to the first page of this thread, which was fun because I got to read the whole thread BUT... it's sometimes a little hinky when someone quotes a post from a few years ago and posts something so aggressive. I'm not sure if you are digging at Words, acting out related to something else on the site, or just posting impulsively without thought to the TOS. In any case, it's not cool or acceptable, and you are skating on thin ice in regard to a lengthy time out. Giving you the benefit of the doubt as to the innocence of this post, transitioning has nothing to do with whether someone chooses to express themselves in any of the ways Words' described. By saying "any of that shit" you are showing the level of prejudice that members of this site have the right not to experience when they go on a thread. If you need to read the TOS each time before you post or run a post by me via PM first to avoid a time out, then do it, but this is your last warning before a major time out because BFP does not need any of that shit on this site!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Okay, I would never be caught doing this because I CAN'T dance........I'm working on it, but not there yet, though even if I learn to dance I will not be TWERKING....though I'm sure Dame Helen Mirren didn't think she would be doing it either, yet here she is!!!

96MRTUuogek

[Daktari]

Watching The Voice, XFactor or Big Brother.

[C0LLETTE]

http://studiolamour.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/make-and-shake.jpg%3Fw%3D300%26h%3D242

[JAGG]

Quitting or giving up too soon.