"Note To Self"

[Kenna]

note to self... when you ask the lady for 6 baby chickies, double check the box before leaving to make sure she counted correctly instead of flipping out at home thinking you lost one.

[TheMerryFairy]

Note to self: Remember that for next time.

[KCBUTCH]

NTS: When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch up...Keep you eye on the prize!!!

[Ms. Meander]

Note to self: Never assume. (You knew that already!)

And also: Look out for ticks.

[Bèsame*]

note to me...

It's only 21 days...plan carefully.

[JAGG]

NTS
What a dud !!!! LMAO I suspected all along. Smart choice !

[Katniss]

note to self... when you ask the lady for 6 baby chickies, double check the box before leaving to make sure she counted correctly instead of flipping out at home thinking you lost one.


This made me LoL in real life! I can just imagine the frantic search for a "missing" chick! A few years back I bought a bag of tadpoles for my water garden. After loading the car at the nursery with other plants we went back to the counter to get the tadpoles and they were gone. The clerk had accidently put them in another customer's bag. I would love to have seen their expression when they unpacked a bag of a dozen bullfrog tadpoles. (hope the little guys found a good home)


Katniss~~:cluck::cluck::cluck::cluck:

[StrongButch]

Watch out for branches when trying to get picture of birds. (lol)

[TheMerryFairy]

Note to Self: You have too much stuff for list making to be enjoyable by any means.

[StrongButch]

I want this day to re-balance myself and im taking it!

[StrongButch]

Walk slowly today! Im getting out of this bed its driving me friggen nuts. I wont over do it I promise. (lol)

[TheMerryFairy]

Note to self: Follow your list

[Kobi]

Note to self......next time you decide to spend the day in the sun, remember the sun screen and, for the love of God, don't fall asleep! Look like a freakin tomato.

:|

[Cid]

Note to self..when your boss gives you papers to have signed by a doctor
...bring them home!

[MissItalianDiva]

NTS when folks are a day late and a dollar short continually...that is not your issue.

[Queenie]

Note to self....

Please stop going food shopping and buying to much stuff. And then having to take the bus home with three very large bags. Then when you get home you are so bloody sore and tired that you can barley move off of the sofa. Your lovely, sweet, handsome husband CAN DO THE SHOP!

[Hollylane]

Get you arse up, and get to work. The clock has not, and will not stop for your procrastination. This is a good thing, because if it did, it would be that much longer to wait for her arrival!

[TheMerryFairy]

Note to self: today there is no such thing as too much caffeine. My natural energy is far greater! lol

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS....it really is okay to take a nap...after work when you slept a whole what two hours before work the night before

[Happyfemme]

Note to self: Remember when you go to the bank wait for any teller other than the guy that takes a long time because he is flirting with you and it's very uncomfortable.

[StrongButch]

Ill be so happy to wake up to a kiss not pain. I seriously need some sleep!

[SnackTime]

Do NOT take a nap in bed, because you will sleep far too long

[Cid]

Note to self...next time you go grocery shopping, you don't need anything to drink.
There's enough apple juice, pop and fruit juices in the cupboard to last another month!

[laruss]

Note to self...
If you need certain groceries in the fridge for a meal, label them. You live with two twenty something year old boys. They will eat anything not nailed down.

[jac]

Note to self...

When asnswering the phone at work make sure you wipe your hands good from the lotion you used after washing dishes. The receiver might just slip right out of your hand, bounce off the desk, and land on the floor shattering it into several unfixable pieces. :blink:

Reminded me of Humpty Dumpty and no one could put it back together again. :|
There was a spare phone that we were able to snag the receiver from. The broken one is now displayed in a shadow box art masterpiece sort of way... since I was jokingly threatened by all that wittness the mishap that the director would be notified. Can't prank a prankster!! LOL

[Queenie]

Note to self.......

You will be fine tomorrow afternoon when you have your 15th MRI.
And hopefully your back wont hurt toooooo much while you are having it done and that blue dye they stick into my arm wont hurt that much. Oh its gonna be a lovely afternoon tomorrow afternoon!

[Ginger]

Note to self... women can "mansplain" too.

[deb0670]

Note to self: Get off of the Planet and FB and do your homework!!!

[cinnamongrrl]

Note to self: Stop letting your ex fix your car. Your mechanic has told you this himself.....

[JoSchmooze]

Never admit at the dry cleaners that you have no more
clean underwear, so just put it in the bag and you'll
fold it yourself.......

[cinnamongrrl]

Note to self:

Make sure all the doors are locked before you get in the shower :|

Once the dogs bark you flash back to ID tv and can't even rinse your hair properly....

Last thing anyone needs is product build up on their hair...or to be murdered in their shower...just sayin'

[DMW]

Dude...safety switches on machinery used to cut objects are there for a reason.
Got lucky.

[Mopsie]

Note to self:

Make sure all the doors are locked before you get in the shower :|

Once the dogs bark you flash back to ID tv and can't even rinse your hair properly....

Last thing anyone needs is product build up on their hair...or to be murdered in their shower...just sayin'

:| ... especially the second one!

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS take an umbrella every time you walk the dogs when living in PDX or you may no scratch that you will get wet when the rain starts to fall....

[Kenna]

note to self ...do not shave legs in morning then spray with Deet bug spray in afternoon ....

that'll make you do the 'chicken on hot tin roof' dance!

[Daktari]

note to self ...do not shave legs in morning then spray with Deet bug spray in afternoon ....

that'll make you do the 'chicken on hot tin roof' dance!

:giggle:

:hangloose:

[Cid]

You don't need to believe everything someone else tells you. They mean well, I'm sure. But it doesn't mean they know everything.
And also, what works for one, may not work for another...Don't forget that!

[Hollylane]

I do not like to shop. I especially do not like to grocery shop. I am glad it is over, and I am wondering how long I can put off the next grocery shopping visit. I prefer to pick up things here and there, as I think of them, but when my staples have been depleted, I have to do the big shopping trips.

Note to self:

While picking up things here and there, pick up a few staples too. No one should spend that much time grocery shopping, ever.

[Cid]

NTS...When it's 11 o'clock at night and you have to get up at 4:30 in the morning..go to bed!
You don't need that bagel, you don't need that tea! You'll eat in the morning...sigh.

[DMW]

Falling asleep on couch (at your age) ,with large dog, equates to a not so restful sleep and soreness in the am.

[SugarFemme]

Just breathe and have faith in your own inner strength to get through anything. You are a fighter. Now is not the time to stop.

[sierragirrl]

Dear you:

It's me.
The little girl inside of you.
The wanna-be.
The used to.

I've been waiting here.
Watching patiently.
Dear you.
It's me.

Why do you pass a mirror and glance away?
Avoid all the pictures that you take?
Don't you know that you are you and always will be?
Dear you.
It's me.

When the world is crashing down like crumbling walls,
When the light is dimming in your bright minds halls,
I'm weeping silently for who you can be
Dear you.
It's me.

Lighten up your load, your but one girl
And you mean so much to this world
Just because there are a few who do not see
Dear you.
It's me.

I'll leave you now with those wise words
But know I'm close waiting patiently
The little girl inside of you
The wanna-be.
The one day WILL be.

Dear you.
It's me.

[Daktari]

Wear shoes not sandals today.

[jac]

Note to self...

Never ever do chores like laundry and grocery shopping after a big night on the town. :blink:

[PoeticSilence]

Later in the evening when the power goes out and you lose internet connection, turning on the light so that you can see the wires is just as stupid as it comes.

[SirLucian]

Hammerite and Restore are the best paints ever

[sierragirrl]

Note to self
potato bugs are ugly lookin creatures
you MIGHT want to wear gloves when you pick up old pine bark that has been sitting around for years.

knowing me I will not wear the gloves although it sounds like a swell idea

[PoeticSilence]

When stacking books, and the stack begins to wobble, that's a good sign to take some books off and make a new stack.

[sierragirrl]

Note to self:
you were there thru the sickness and in turn she could not do the same for you..
you will be ok
you will learn from this lesson make sure to take notes so it doesn't happen again.
no need to settle for less then you truly deserve
YOU GOT THIS!

[PoeticSilence]

Note to self:

When you buy a lemony scented cologne like 4711, skip the spray kind, just get the kind you can pat on, it seems to remain potent longer.

[RockOn]

Remember the pair of great boat paddles you bought back in the 80s when you thought you wanted a boat? With that in mind, if that 10 acres is as "hilly" as advertised, don't start pricing backhoes before you buy the land - regardless of how perfect a place the land would be for a hobbit house. STICK TO LOGICAL STEPS!

I am aware of my deep lust for heavy equipment. It started back in '93 at a jobsite I worked. Fun driving the big yellow critters. I realize it sounds silly but ever since then, I have wanted to dig!

[Cid]

NTS...when Corrina asks you if you want to work 2 hours overtime tonight,
think about how you're going to feel at the end of the night before answering.
You might want to say 'no'.

[Bèsame*]

Note to self..

It was a wise decision to stop at the grocery store late last night. The breakfast fruit bowl was a much better choice this morning:)

[ForeverBlue]

NTS - Do not go like a crazy nut in between those two trees when cutting the grass, next time that eye ball just might not pop back in! :seeingstars:

[Gina]

Do not fall asleep with TV remote in the bed so you don't roll on it in the middle of a deep sleep and it turns on to *Freaks and Geeks*.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

Make a to-do list
Mark off things on that list as you accomplish them
Do NOT loose said list after making it.

Stop being so hard on yourself you got this everyone says so

It is okay to miss her

[WingsOnFire]

Make a to-do list
Mark off things on that list as you accomplish them
Do NOT loose said list after making it.

Stop being so hard on yourself you got this everyone says so

It is okay to miss her

NTS... Remind Alix that He is good at lists... just remember not to loose said list.. checking them off helps keep things on track and not let yourself get behind...

Remind Alix.. it is ok to miss me... I miss him... life just sucks sometimes..

[SirLucian]

The sun and the water make for
sunburn

[willow]

NTS, if you pick up the gas ring to wash it 30 seconds after you turn off the gas. it will not make you giggle.

[starryeyes]

Don't brake suddenly when you are eating nachos! *splat *

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

Make a to-do list
Mark off things on that list as you accomplish them
Do NOT loose said list after making it.

Stop being so hard on yourself you got this everyone says so



See above NTS add

Breath
Find time to relax
Find time to play and laugh
Oh and don't forget to find time to study.....

[Daktari]

Stop spending on frivolities!

[o'queery]

Dear Self...

you're not the weak one. remember that.

[jac]

Note to self......

Do not have a hypothetical conversation with the notorious bat while executing the challenge set out by Mr. Landlord by saying "Now get the fuck out" while opening the back door to the abandoned room on the second floor only to see Mr. Landlord standing just outside in the backyard. :superfunny:

"Glad to see you're keeping on it," states Mr. Landlord.

Oops!! Heh:blush:

[sierragirrl]

NTS:
see I told you you would be ok
you are a strong stubborn girl
keep working on you
the rest will fall into place
have fun playin & learnin to flirt again
:blush: :bunchflowers:

[WingsOnFire]

Don't brake suddenly when you are eating nachos! *splat *

lol shouldn't the note to self say not to eat nachos and drive? Lol

[sierragirrl]

lol shouldn't the note to self say not to eat nachos and drive? Lol

Traffic down there? shoot if I could I would eat nachos driving as well :)

[laruss]

Note to Self...
A lazy day is very unproductive and you have a long to do list.
Sigh, lets do better tomorrow.

[TenderDaddy]

Note to self .....Pop tarts are not a food group.....

[Sweet Bliss]

Note to self .....Pop tarts are not a food group.....

Note to Tender Daddy ... yes they are, the toaster food group encompasses all toaster related food or faux food.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS

Your opinion matters keep that in mind
No matter what others think or do it is you that is in the drivers seat
You got this and anything else you truly want out of this life

[SugarFemme]

NTS....
Remind yourself, (And do it often) that the definition of insanity is, "doing the same thing, expecting different results". (I have been doing this for 52 years and still have not learned it LOL)

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS Do NOT read the crush thread while in terminology class. Especially when CCB is responding to one of my posts. Because everyone looks at you when you all of a sudden break out in uncontrollable laughter.

[candy_coated_bitch]

NTS Do NOT read the crush thread while in terminology class. Especially when CCB is responding to one of my posts. Because everyone looks at you when you all of a sudden break out in uncontrollable laughter.

What a very odd time for me to come into this thread. ^^That is ALL kinds of win.

[WingsOnFire]

NTS... I too should not read the crush thread before going to bed...

now I wanna watch the wrestling match... lol

[Artzy76]

having expectations is only setting yourself up for disappointment ...

[SirLucian]

NTS
Not to worry so much
it's not My job

[Sparkle]

Note to Self:

Trying to save time by simultaneously blowing drying you hair and brushing your teeth (with an electric toothbrush) is a recipe for disaster. :|

[Teddybear]

Note to Self:

Trying to save time by simultaneously blowing drying you hair and brushing your teeth (with an electric toothbrush) is a recipe for disaster. :|

Oh the visual bday twin. I'm lucky to comb my hair 1 handed

[cinnamongrrl]

Note to Self...

When you put your resume out...and include your cell number....make sure your voice mail is set up on your shiny new phone....ya think?? :sunglass:

[willow]

*Note to self* frost free freezer or not if you go to bed without closing the door properly, you are going to wake up to a glacier in the kitchen.

[Jess]

"note to self".... find a new place to use wifi... sitting on a concrete slab bench for hours is really unpleasant

[o'queery]

Note To Self,

It's totally o.k to feel like this. *Points below*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkx5bkBjl1rtqggho1_r1_400.gif

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Note To Self,

It's totally o.k to feel like this. *Points below*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkx5bkBjl1rtqggho1_r1_400.gif

Note to Self:

Do not read dameonboy's post when drinking as fluids might exit through nose!

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS 12 hour shifts are long enough how about comfortable shoes tomorrow instead of boots that are not broken in :cigar2:

[Jess]

Note to self:
Malasadas in bed= sugar in butt

:seeingstars:

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS

brr it is cold out there enough said....

12 hour work days on a Sunday when you have homework is so not going to be fun at least starting next week it is graveyard and you can do that just keep going forward...I repeat FORWARD that means one step at a time.....KISS....

[StrongButch]

Stay inside today its friggen cold out there.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS can you say " gloves" bcs forgetting them this morning means you're going to pay for it when the shift is over tonight

[little_ms_sunshyne]

NTS- Stop procrastinating! You regret it every time!

[CherryBlonde]

NTS ...Life is short....don't be afraid to take a chance

[Jess]

Note to Self: The day always starts better when I set my coffee pot, lay out clothes and make my "to do" list the night before.

[MissItalianDiva]

NTS I really need to grab my kindle and read my book til I fall asleep again before I hate life at 5pm

[JustLovelyJenn]

Note to self: never expect to sleep when the kids are sick.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS
You need to recall to charge the valued MP3 if you expect the music to keep coming out of it

Going back for your phone is the reason you missed yet another appointment at pt not avoidance no not avoidance lol

[JAGG]

NTS Go to bed, NOW !!! hahaha

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS before laying down for the before work nap calculate the travel time for night bus, time to shower and dress, then set alarm 3 of them

NTS pack bag with everything needed and make your dinner before said nap

NTS start roast in slow cooker before leaving for work tonight

NTS do as planned and your first graveyard shift will go smoothly PACK lots of CAFFEINE

[Soon]

You can make it--you're almost there.

:vigil:

[JAGG]

NTS Do not leave your phone laying around when Maddie is over!!! The secret photographer strikes again. LMAO

[~baby~doll~]

NTS:
Put shoes on before going out to get the mail in the snow.

[TruTexan]

NTS: go get the cat from outside, it's freezing out there poor fella. GO NOW.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS an upset stomach does not like chicken nuggets

[Bèsame*]

Note to me..

~~~~urgent~~~

You only have two days off before Christmas. I suggest you make a plan. Shopping, laundry, housecleaning, wrapping, card writing, baking and sewing. Good luck, you, over there.

[RockOn]

Hey Uniqueswtfemm,

You left something off your list ...

"Make a pineapple upside down cake for that sweet Brock"
LOL!

ok, ok ... I'll quit now.
:)

[Bad_boi]

If it hurts, don't poke, rub or otherwise mess with it. How many times do I have to tell you?

Bad Danny.

[Kobi]

NTS - is winter and storming and you forgot to buy the birds their shelled sunflower seeds. They will starve and it will be your fault. Bad bad homeowner.

Is too early for guilt.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS...

Counting the hours of a 24 hour day does NOT help pass the time

It was a real good idea to buy 2 24iz Monsters for said day but be prepared for the crash

[Amber2010]

Note to Self…
If the register fails count the change with the cashier because most have not learned the simple act of adding and subtracting without a calculator…

[PinkieLee]

Note to self....

BREATHE

[JoSchmooze]

Note to self......
Patience, wait...wait...wait for it.....

:cowboy:

[uglyboi]

Note to self: If you need space, work for NASA.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS you know you have to call the doctor since it was her and not her minions that called so you can only avoid it for so long

[Joness]

Note to self.......

Always make sure you penis is safely secured when going out, before it starts snaking down your leg, ACTUAL . . . . School Boi error :seeingstars:

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS

Bring an extra pair of socks to work with you every day bcs you know come 5 am it's shower time and the grosses feeling in the world is wet socks for 3 more hours....seriously dude you should know better

[PinkieLee]

Note to self...

breathe.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS

Expect strange looks when you bust out laughing while reading certain threads in public.

It is wonderful to smile so much your face hurts so recall this later (the wonderful part) when you're tired at work and wondering why your face hurts

[BoDy*ShOt]

a note to myself ..

crumbs, from friends or otherwise, are NOT acceptable anymore.

[JustLovelyJenn]

note to self... You cannot forget to eat... this will cause your blood sugar to drop below acceptable levels.

[Bèsame*]

Dear me....


Snap out of it!

[~ocean]

~ note to self ~ remember the past ~ it was your teacher ~

[Cid]

No one wants to be "just friends". There's always
something more involved, especially when it's a guy that wants to
"just hang out".

[~baby~doll~]

Note to self

Take your medicine.
Wear a coat when you go out in the cold.
Play nice with others and most important of all
Take nothing for granted, one day it may slip away.

[JAGG]

New Years this year was excellent !!! Repeat for next year !!!!! :praying:

[femmsational]

You are not graceful!!

Accept it before you kill yourself.

[fatallyblonde]

NTS... you can do it babe... just put the work in and be gentle with yourself...

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:

I really should try to get to Sydney more often.

[JustLovelyJenn]

Note To Self...

... do NOT skip a meal, or it throws off the little ones schedule and the rest of the day will be crazy...

[Cid]

NTS....when putting on hand lotion in the bathroom,
open the door BEFORE rubbing it all over your hands...lol.

[KayCee]

NTS: be more indifferent, don't let your heart speak!

[BrutalDaddy]

Note to Stupid Self,

When the wind chill has temp reading at - 39, it isn't really a smart idea to grab a hold of the side mirror of truck with YOUR BARE HAND!

Granted, I realize you are from the south but still.....that hurt.


Get a Grip With Gloves,
Brute.

[Abigail Crabby]

Read the manual when playing with a new tablet.

[~baby~doll~]

Note to self: Make more notes to self.

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:

3 wives was enough. If you must, get engaged and leave it at that.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... it is important to put the minutes on your phone after you buy them...

[SirLucian]

Everything happens for a reason

:sunglass:
:detective:

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:
Invariably when one door closes, another opens...sometimes two or three.

[~ocean]

NTS ~ timing is everything ~ esp. when u want someone to actually hear what u are saying ~

[Kenna]

Note to self...you can't wear fancy dress shoes any more...

[JAGG]

NTS ~ timing is everything ~ esp. when u want someone to actually hear what u are saying ~

NTS I really need to work on this one I think.

[Leigh]

NTS this is gonna be a great year :)

[C0LLETTE]

Note to self and to Leigh ..ditto.

[Ms. Meander]

Note to self: When you sense a dental issue coming from a mile away, go ahead and do something about it ASAP rather than watching and waiting for it to become a real problem on a weekend and having to sleep all day because you have no other recourse. K? K.

[Kobi]

Note to self......when wild male turkey coming towards you to begins displaying his tail feathers, it is a good time to run. Nasty lil bugger.

[tapu]

Note to Self:

Stop following the dog around. You're making him nervous.

[Teddybear]

NTS: Starting today u R going to do what u NEED to do to get ur health in order UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!

NTS: U have many ppl who want to c u healthy they have offered to help let them

NTS: U r in a better place today then not so long ago remember that

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... the cheesy grin on your face WILL make students ask questions.

[Ms. Meander]

Note to self: Don't eat popcorn when you're having a dental problem. Duh.

[~baby~doll~]

Note to self, stay focused on the task at hand. It can be accomplished. It has been a long time but with patience and fortitude you can accomplish any task.

[C0LLETTE]

NTS: Never follow Jim Cramer's advice.

[Bèsame*]

Note to self..

Please add your glasses to your purse tonight. If you rub your eyes too much, and your only contact slides around, remember the lines on the highway become funky. Good thing you know the way and made it home tonight.

[Barb42]

Its not a smart idea to move a queen size bed by urself with cracked ribs & slipped disk is lower back.. "ouch"...

[Wrang1er]

#1 Do NOT hide dishes in the oven.

#2 Do NOT preheat oven without looking inside.

[C0LLETTE]

NTS: Thank people that write funny NTS that make you laugh out loud. Thanks wrangler.

[JustLovelyJenn]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/v/1558844_650696131635466_2084263406_n.jpg?oh=4582aa 972899038c6fcd0c2d97bf971c&oe=52D964D4

[Candelion]

It might be handier if I put notes to self in my iphon rather than on this thread. ;) :p

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... somedays the best choice is to... go the hell back to bed...

[TruTexan]

NTS: Stop fucking worrying about your biopsy Justy. It's going to be alright dammit.

[PinkieLee]

Note to self...

you can't control things people do or say, but you can control how you react & respond.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... If you say the day will be good... the day is good.

[Rolo]

NTS: never reply to one of her texts no matter how much time has gone by, some people don't ever change

[Ginger]

NTS: If you're going to eat roasted beets, don't freak out if your pee is pink!

[C0LLETTE]

NTS..
If you're going to eat beets and asparagus, don't freak out if your pee is striped green and pink. (nod to Ginger, lol)

[nicegirl88]

NTS, don't wash your car when its 20 degrees out.

.....yeah, I did it. Grrrrr

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS never say you look forward to something or that you enjoy it doing do is a guaranteed way to ruin it for yourself

[GraffitiBoi]

Note to self: Stop waiting. Stop hoping. Stop kidding yourself. Just... Stop.

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:

Contain your zeal.
Stripping the bed, pillows and esp. the duvet cover is a lot easier than putting it all back on.

[flapdoodle]

Buy a bigger note pad

[~baby~doll~]

Note to self: Remember too take the correct medicines.

[flapdoodle]

Don't Google anyone, you will feel like an episode of "who the Bleep did I date"

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... spend more time with awesome friends

[Bootboi]

NTS, don't wash your car when its 20 degrees out.

.....yeah, I did it. Grrrrr


*chuckles.. hard time getting in?

[WingsOnFire]

Note to self... When you get coffee cake you might as well get coffee to go with it... Cause your gonna want it

[Candelion]

Note to Self: Don't wait too long to replace the burnt out headlight thinking one headlight is fine. Now my remaining headlight has died. Off to Canadian Tire for a two pack. :(

[Ms. Meander]

Note to self: Often when people say, "Let me know if there is anything I can do to help", it's just a platitude. Don't try to collect.

[PinkieLee]

In the words of Mary Lambert....

You are worth more than your waistline.

[BullDog]

NTS: You do play dumb butch well sometimes :cracked:

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... just nod and smile.

[Kenna]

Note to self....don't leave live humane trap set out overnight....that poor possum was harder to release when he hides his face in the back corner of cage instead of going out the door. At least he didn't hiss, scratch and try to rip me apart like those feral mean wild cats.

note to self...you can't save every sad little critter out there.

[Candelion]

If you think you've got it all figured out ... you're leaving yourself wide open.

[Ms. Meander]

Note to self: Often when people say, "Let me know if there is anything I can do to help", it's just a platitude. Don't try to collect.


Note to self: Just when you've given up on people they are about to surprise you. Buck up, sister. You're not alone.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS... just nod and smile.

Then tell Daddy all about it....unless of course it is Daddy then you have another number for that *wink

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

Note To Self:

*Check the expiration date on your Half-n-Half BEFORE you pour and definitely prior to drinking. Uuuugh

[Blaze]

Note to self...

When making a resume after 10 years, make sure you spell check... and have Spell Check Senior there for back up because spell check is out of practice also!

[Blaze]

NTS...

Need to do research on spell check...
I personally think that spell check starts to believe all your years of error and regroups all your mistakes to become words that you though you were spelling as right... It enables you to think your edumacatedededed lmao
NTS...
Need to invest in Editor....

[*Anya*]

NTS...

Need to do research on spell check...
I personally think that spell check starts to believe all your years of error and regroups all your mistakes to become words that you though you were spelling as right... It enables you to think your edumacatedededed lmao
NTS...
Need to invest in Editor....

NTS

pull up website that has hilarious autocorrect text messages.

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

Blaze,

I have to recheck everything I write because sometimes my iPhone or iPad autocorrects very inappropriately!

Best of luck with everything and the job search:)

[Blaze]

NTS

pull up website that has hilarious autocorrect text messages.

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

Blaze,

I have to recheck everything I write because sometimes my iPhone or iPad autocorrects very inappropriately!

Best of luck with everything and the job search:)

Okay, after all the irritations of spell check... You have managed to make me crack up and lifted the spirits... Thank you Anya... Never fails that you can make someones day! Deeply appreciated... Do I have to spell check again?

[JAGG]

NTS
You really need to check all expiration dates. Nothing lasts forever except honey. lol

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

Ima Danger. NOTE TO SELF:

Purchased some very, very thin bread to toast the other day. Bread pops up, a few seconds later smoke pours out of the toaster, I am like WTF?! A piece of bread fell on the other side and caught on fire. What did Ima Danger do? Ima grabbed a barbeque fork and stuck it in the toaster to retrieve burning bread. Eeeeegads!

Yet another episode of Ima Danger's follies.

Do Not Try This At Home. And NO, not the best way to get home perm.:blink:

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... sometimes you don't have a choice... your body decides its time for a break.

[Electrocell]

NTS quit trying to help someone who won't help themselves.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

NTS
Do not thread stalk your babygirl even when she tells you too when you're at work Especially when she has posted in the lusting for....
hell any thread with lust in it!!!!

[silkepus]

Note to self, dont read the misogony in the news thread- you cant handle it!

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... stop that!!!!

[Ginger]

Note to Self ... cremate me.

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

When you think you're going to have a good day and actually are having a good day be prepared for the other shoe to drop and ruin everything. Because when you're not prepared and it happens like today it is even worse. Just ugh

[Sweet Bliss]

Note to self.... it's all good... and it's a good thing... A rolling stone gathers no moss...

0OCnHNk2Hac

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:

Stop depressing yourself by wondering if this or that musician from the 60's is dead yet.

[RockOn]

Note to Self:

Try to not yell out her name in the break room at work.

I was thinking about my dog, Kelly, who passed on. I yelled her name. That happens a lot ... in the truck, at home, out walking Kevin ... I am thinking, thinking, thinking so hard ... then it involuntarily comes out. Received strange looks the other day in the grocery store. I cannot help it - I don't do it on purpose. Anyway, after the break room incident, a buddy came to me and said I scared the ones who don't know what is going on with me and that they thought I had developed Tourette Syndrome, had a vocal tic going on. WTF? I'll get better when I get better is all I know. I loved that dog so much, what a wonderful companion and always so full of mischief. Given some time, I will be okay but I cannot turn off my mind and not think of her. That little girl ... extra special!!! :)

[willow]

Sprouts are sprouts, flowering or otherwise. Do not buy that nastiness again. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/about-to-vomit.gif

[Sweet Bliss]

Pack up all my cares and woes, ... Bye bye black bird...

RG7fPmzxZug

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS...

... sometimes your mothers advice is the best advice... now put on your big girl panties and do this!

[willow]

It is not a good idea to leave your recipe book propped open on the kitchen windowsill while washing dishes.

[PinkieLee]

Note to self...

you are loved! Somedays may be harder than others, but look around honey, love surrounds you!

[C0LLETTE]

NTS:

Try to date people who get your sense of humour; they are obviously very bright, interesting people.

[Bèsame*]

Note to self..

There, you got your sign. Don't you get it by now?

[MsTinkerbelly]

NTS...go feed the birds!

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... dont overthink things, you dummy

[MarquisdeShey]

Time flies...Moments become what is important. The need to invest in the here and now. There's no saying what will come next so you open your eyes and feel the radiance of what life has to offer. There's no perfection but simply impeccable moments. The joy, the pain, even the sorrow of innocent loss, yet you carry on. Count your blessings and what you have created from difficult times. Time flies and at times you're left wondering, how do I keep my priorities straight?...so, you move forward, because backwards is not an option. You look at the garden of little lives at your hand and you laugh and cry, mostly you love, deeply.

I know you. I know your wants and needs.

Thank you for your endless passion.

Truly...

[cricket26]

nts

dont complain about the drive thru at the fast food restaurant while you are near the mic, chances are the whole restaurant can hear you...ugh...

[cinnamongrrl]

note to self.....

never EVER....put one of those salad dressing pouches into your work bag..its supposed to be a happy place for paperwork...your computer...and your knitting.....

yep. been that kind of day......

[willow]

For future reference, when climbing all over the kitchen like a monkey to apply masking tape, first remove socks.

[gotoseagrl]

Don't forget ... hmm, something ... i can't remember what it was. i need post-its.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... lets do that again.

[Blade]

Note to self.........Don't forget to set your alarm, I mean if you want to get paid. OK got it

[SnackTime]

Do NOT use the massage chairs at work!

[WildHorses]

Note to self-

Do NOT put your sunglasses on your face until they cool down. The car is black, interior black, sunny's are black.

I told you the same damn thing last year!

[Trev]

....just tighten your boot laces and chin strap on your helmet and enjoy this ride

[cinnamongrrl]

nts......

dont watch scary movies before bed....ever....even if it was daylight out when you watched it...at some point it will be bedtime...and every noise and shadow (and shower curtain) will freak you out....

also.....

if you DO watch another scary movie....at least drink some wine while you watch....so you will find some humor in it....now try to sleep!

[cricket26]

nts...do not put a birthday candle in a stack of hot steamy pancakes unless you plan to light it right away...if it is left in hot steamy pancakes for more than a minute you may have melted wax in your pancakes :(

[Teddybear]

nts...do not put a birthday candle in a stack of hot steamy pancakes unless you plan to light it right away...if it is left in hot steamy pancakes for more than a minute you may have melted wax in your pancakes :(

The wax just added to the flavor to the pancakes they were delish

[RockOn]

Chill!
It's all good. :)

[feminality]

Just Breathe ... In and out ... Just Breathe

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... your paranoid... stop it.

[Mel C.]

NTS...take towel to next bowling event...slippery balls are hard to handle.

[Soon]

NTS: Don't start researching things that will just make you upset before you try to sleep. :blink:

[Ms. Meander]

You are more powerful than your realize. Don't forget it. Now go make things happen!

[Tommi]

NTS...Harbor Freight Solid Gold Customer Sale Catalog arrived

*NEED that new tool bag in the catalog, and maybe the 3-in-1 portable power pack with jump starter :mohawk: and...what time do they open:byebye:

[starryeyes]

Close the dogs out of the bathroom when you are taking a bath. They might drop their toy in, and then jump in to retrieve it ruining the ambiance.

[JoSchmooze]

"With determination, preparation and intelligence,
you can do anything."

Maya Angelou

[starryeyes]

Don't buy delicious shortbread macadamia nut cookies when you are at work and bored. Your hand will gravitate towards them. You will unconsciously put them in your mouth and your teeth chew them up. They will unknowingly slip down your throat.... And travel straight to your boo-tay.

[Kenna]

Note to self....pick up some sleepy time meds tomorrow and make some strawberry smoothies right before bedtime...

[bobbi46]

When date is going wrong within the first 10 mins .. Dont spill water on yourself to get out of it .( its damn cold )

[SirenManda]

Don't "tone it down" for anyone.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... you own that ankle brace for a reason!

[*Anya*]

Get your damn house sold so you could be thismuchcloser to retirement.

Enough already.

[Cid]

When you're trying to lose weight...stay away from the cookie dough anything and work out instead of sitting at the computer. Eating salads just isn't
going to cut it....sigh :weightshock:

[cricket26]

nts: throw away the losing red raffle ticket right away...or you will stick it in the pocket of your white jeans and wash it...turning the pocket of your favorite white jeans pink :(

[Bèsame*]

self, I said, remember this...

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Fc72N_IMZ5U/hqdefault.jpg

[starryeyes]

Don't take things so damn personal!! Let it go! *water off a ducks back*

[Wrang1er]

Do NOT eat yogurt and then drink a 5 hour energy.

[candy_coated_bitch]

Note to self: Do NOT ask what happens when you eat yogurt and then drink a 5 hour energy.

[cricket26]

nts...if he is acting weird, he needs some intimacy...oh and home made chocolate chip cookies help too :)

[Teddybear]

NTS.......act weird more often and bring home chocolate chip cookies OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Talon]

Try not to "eat" the dirt on the dirt bike...you don't have to do *everything* full throttle...:seeingstars:

[SnackTime]

Stop watching the clock...

[SirenManda]

NTS: Don't let insignificant things cause my happiness to change. I'm going to radiate happiness regardless of how other people act.

[AnAwkwardAccident]

Note To Self...

...snuggle with the dog more.

[JustLovelyJenn]

NTS... sun is bad.

[Talon]

It ain't gonna kill ya...now that, I can promise. :toast:

[cinnamongrrl]

nts.....

everything will work out.....you just need to trust and believe....have a little faith