Fantasy Tap

[MizzSabra]

That's right...

Who's on your list?

Who's on my list:
Anthony Bourdain
Tony Soprano

[Andrew, Jr.]

Looks around and waits for someone to post.

Andrew
:cigar:

[Bob]

Mizz Sabra.
Mister Bent.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Kate Beckinsale in her Underworld costume

[Kim]

MizzSabra, swooooooon

[MizzSabra]

Mizz Sabra.
Mister Bent.

MizzSabra, swooooooon

awwww, shucks

<kicks dirt>

After seeing Julie and Julia....I feel some sort of attraction to Julia Child, her passion for her husband and her cooking were just amazing. :)

[Hudson]

Julia Child was such a sexpot. So was that beef bourguignon.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Beyonce
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Hudson
Elin Nordegren
Jennifer Gray

[Selenay]

http://www.stylehop.com/fashion-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sex-and-the-city-carrie-ususal.jpg

Actually, I just want to tap into her closet.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

sharon stone
michelle rodriquez
jordana brewster

[weatherboi]

Diane Sawyer
The First Lady
Giada De Laurentiis

[turasultana]

Jillian from the Biggest Loser - Sadistic Trainer Top.

[Selenay]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/300/bethhartpromosmall.jpg

[MizzSabra]

President Obama

That's right, I said it.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-barack-obama-difference-look-good.jpg

[Selenay]

Jillian from the Biggest Loser - Sadistic Trainer Top.

I hear she's queer so that might become a reality someday ;)

[Mister Bent]

Mizz Sabra.
Mister Bent.


Dishonorable mention!

[MizzSabra]

Dishonorable mention!

What happened to the bromance, broman? I was hoping for some GMP...now you know I love my GMP.

[evolveme]

Patti Smith's mood and lyricism.

Vincent D'Onofrio's character for Law & Order: Criminal Intent (something about the neurotic pacing and the exactness for psychological profiling).

Martha Graham's ferocity and imagination.

http://www.reclusland.com/compass/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/www.kelseyjolarson.com/marthagraham/images/grahamspaone.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Holly Hunter (http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/holly_hunter.jpg), in the role of e.

[apretty]

bob sutor, he could talk about math and i could yawn really loud and tell him that math is the dumbest, ever.

[weatherboi]

Does this mean we can post about people on the website or will this weird people out? LOL

[evolveme]

Does this mean we can post about people on the website or will this weird people out? LOL

Shoot! Go for it.

Who carrrres who gets a little weirded out? People should be able (forced) to manage themselves, man.

Self-management: TAP.

[MizzSabra]

Does this mean we can post about people on the website or will this weird people out? LOL


I suppose you could.

I stick mainly to people I would probably never meet ie stars, politicians, etc....and sometimes my friends.

[weatherboi]

Ok...

MeDemeanor and MizzSabra
I have more but I find myself holding back!!

[Bob]

Shoot! Go for it.

Who carrrres who gets a little weirded out? People should be able (forced) to manage themselves, man.

Self-management: TAP.


Indeed. We all need a lil weirded outedness in our lives. Now tell Bent to call me, hear? :flasher:

[evolveme]

I suppose you could.

I stick mainly to people I would probably never meet ie stars, politicians, etc....and sometimes my friends.


Tap me and I'll tap you back!

[MizzSabra]

Indeed. We all need a lil weirded outedness in our lives. Now tell Bent to call me, hear? :flasher:

Some butch on butch action? That's my idea of a Fantasy Tap!

[MizzSabra]

Tap me and I'll tap you back!

Consider yourself tapped, over and over again.

[Bob]

Actually, I retract Sabes as a fantasy tap, as I've been informed she STILL doesn't know how to make divinity.

[Bootboi]

I hear she's queer so that might become a reality someday ;)




Oooo good to know !!! Wow this thread has become informational!

:smileywhip: :stiletto:

http://www.reallygoodfriend.com/images/jillian_michaels_350x650.jpg

[MizzSabra]

Actually, I retract Sabes as a fantasy tap, as I've been informed she STILL doesn't know how to make divinity.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Bootboi]

Ok...

MeDemeanor and MizzSabra
I have more but I find myself holding back!!


Well since its all in "fun" why hold back?

[Selenay]

Well since its all in "fun" why hold back?

Well, since it's all in fun. . .

You and Tura are gonna have to fight each other to fight me over Jillian cuz she's mine.
http://gosublogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jillian-robers.jpg

[Selenay]

I would tap her
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6352/idinamenzel428.jpg
and then I'd go over to her hubby
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/86/68/taye_diggs_2.0.0.0x0.364x358.jpeg
and then back again.

[Queerasfck]

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/j/ajhwb8ujedipdep8.jpg

I'll probably have to sleep on the couch now..........

[MsDemeanor]

MizzSabra kinda scares me, in a tapping sense. I'd probably watch her tap someone else, though.

[Queerasfck]

Does this mean we can post about people on the website or will this weird people out? LOL

Weatherboi, it's cool go for it. And just for the record I AM AVAILABLE since Mister Bent left me for Bob.

[MizzSabra]

MizzSabra kinda scares me, in a tapping sense. I'd probably watch her tap someone else, though.


:blink: I'm not scary...much.

Roy L Blu is one of my Fantasy Taps....oh wait, that's my reality tap!

[MizzSabra]

Weatherboi, it's cool go for it. And just for the record I AM AVAILABLE since Mister Bent left me for Bob.

Maybe we should get together since Bob left me for Mr. Bent because I don't know how to make divinity....but I bet Mr. Bent doesn't know how to make divinity either.

[Bootboi]

CINEMA ITALIANO TAPPING!!

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/kate_hudson_costume_nine.jpg

[MsDemeanor]

Weatherboi, it's cool go for it. And just for the record I AM AVAILABLE since Mister Bent left me for Bob.
Not to mention that whole thing about your name being "Ezee"

:nyahnyah:

[Queerasfck]

Maybe we should get together since Bob left me for Mr. Bent because I don't know how to make divinity....but I bet Mr. Bent doesn't know how to make divinity either.


Sabra, come on now, I heard you were a DIVINITY!

[turasultana]

Well, since it's all in fun. . .

You and Tura are gonna have to fight each other to fight me over Jillian cuz she's mine.


I will take you down. Jillian is MINE. She laughs when contestants puke from the agony of her training regimen. She's mean. I like that.

[weatherboi]

Weatherboi, it's cool go for it. And just for the record I AM AVAILABLE since Mister Bent left me for Bob.

Flattered...truly!!

Mister Bent left you for Bob? Your such a great guy
Interesting too
Great taste in music

uh ohhh...I think I am in love...does this mean I am gay? Crap more therapy!!

I would like to sit on the floor and have deep conversation with all the women on this site. Now that is a cerebral fantasy tap fo sho peeps!!!

[Selenay]

I will take you down. Jillian is MINE. She laughs when contestants puke from the agony of her training regimen. She's mean. I like that.

Girl if you think you can take me, bring it.
:weightlifter:

[turasultana]

Girl if you think you can take me, bring it.
:weightlifter:



Brought. :slapfight:

[Mister Bent]

Weatherboi, it's cool go for it. And just for the record I AM AVAILABLE since Mister Bent left me for Bob.


Such a slut.

[weatherboi]

Such a slut.

Right!!!! Hot!!!!!

[apretty]

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/j/ajhwb8ujedipdep8.jpg

I'll probably have to sleep on the couch now..........

omg, you stole my fantasy girlfriend!

mine!

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/c/bc8kt5ogjcsg8cts.jpg

[Queerasfck]

omg, you stole my fantasy girlfriend!

mine!

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/c/bc8kt5ogjcsg8cts.jpg

Baby please, you won't even know where to start with her..............

[blush]

Shoot! Go for it.

Who carrrres who gets a little weirded out? People should be able (forced) to manage themselves, man.

Self-management: TAP.

Does this means I can turn and verbally clock someone if they say they want to "tap" me? Cause that's what I would do in r/t if I'm forced to "manage myself" from unwelcome advances...:batmoose:

[weatherboi]

Does this means I can turn and verbally clock someone if they say they want to "tap" me? Cause that's what I would do in r/t if I'm forced to "manage myself" from unwelcome advances...:batmoose:

Do I have my football helmet on or not?:nixon:

Crap I meant this for the random posting thread!! LOL

[blush]

Do I have my football helmet on or not?:nixon:

Crap I meant this for the random posting thread!! LOL

I wear heels that defy football helmets.

just sayin'

:blueheels:

[weatherboi]

I wear heels that defy football helmets.

just sayin'

:blueheels:

Promise?

just askin'

[Just_G]

Oh, my list is lengthy and all-inclusive! :simplelaugh: (in no particular order)

Piper Perabo (hm, name ring a bell? :winky:)
Vicki Griffin (love love love her love of gays)
Nora Jones (she is so talented)
Sherri Coales (women's basketball coach at OU...those legs and sassy attitude!)
Matthew McConnohottie (not sure why he made the list...lol I think it is his accent and wavy hair)
Tina Fey

Heck, who am I kidding, at this point, I'd tap an unknown local! :winky:

[turasultana]

ok besides Jillian I gotta tap one more person. (an undead sort of person anyway).

Eric on True Blood.

No explanation needed. hottest dead person ever.

[Hudson]

This Louboutin cork platform peep toe slingback and many others too numerous to name...I might need a shoe thread.

http://pics.louboutinmall.com/louboutinmallcom/UploadFiles/200907/20090710190537854.jpg

[SuperFemme]

YouTube- My Vagina Is 8 Miles Wide (Storm Large)

[Darth Denkay]

At the top of my list... Jo Frost aka SuperNanny!!!

Also on the list:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kaley Cuoco
Natalie Portman
Ashley Greene

[Mister Bent]

mmmmmmeisterstück (http://mtnhome.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/montblanc-meisterstuck-pen.jpg)

[Dragonfly]

The Fonz. As in the character not the actor who played him.

:harley:




:awww: And maybe, since this is fantasy, The Fonz without any of the repetitive catch phrases that series T.V. scripts can have.

[hpychick]

Kyle Chandler

http://www.nbc.com/Friday_Night_Lights/images/bios/kyleChandler.jpg

[Linus]

My two latest "tap fantasies" are "geek girls":

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=9407,filename=ncis-pauley-perrette-288x375.jpg

Pauley Perrette --> she's a geek and an actress.

http://www.watchingcriminalminds.com/wp-content/uploads/Garcia.jpg

Kirsten Vangness --> not a geek in real life but learning. She's just hot period.

[evolveme]

Does this means I can turn and verbally clock someone if they say they want to "tap" me? Cause that's what I would do in r/t if I'm forced to "manage myself" from unwelcome advances...:batmoose:


Oh dear! We appear not to be in the Red Zone here so...no.

But if you felt so inclined, you could invite them to follow you over there, and then verbally assault them.

[weatherboi]

Oh dear! We appear not to be in the Red Zone here so...no.

But if you felt so inclined, you could invite them to follow you over there, and then verbally assault them.

Unless that felt too reverse-stalkery for you?

Don't doit she comes with spikey heels!!

[Gemme]

My two latest "tap fantasies" are "geek girls":

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=9407,filename=ncis-pauley-perrette-288x375.jpg

Pauley Perrette --> she's a geek and an actress.

http://www.watchingcriminalminds.com/wp-content/uploads/Garcia.jpg

Kirsten Vangness --> not a geek in real life but learning. She's just hot period.

I adore both of these ladies (though I don't feel the desire to tap them) and their shows!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

At the top of my list... Jo Frost aka SuperNanny!!!

Also on the list:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kaley Cuoco
Natalie Portman
Ashley Greene




Yummy SuperNanny:grindevil:

[Dean Thoreau]

:jester: damn all the ones i ever wanted to ....tap...i did......i poked them to :jester:

well Kyra Sedgwick would be a fun tap.

http://z.about.com/d/worldfilm/1/7/V/_/LB-kyra-sedgwick.jpg .......and for a real cool roll in the hay I mean TAP i would not mind:
hillary just for the tap of it... http://uppitynegronetwork.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hillary-clinton.jpg
and caroline kennedy so i can get a closer look at that tattoo on her arm...
http://media.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2007/dec/kennedy_christmas/caroline_kennedy200.jpg

[Ima Dandy]

another vote for
http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq252/lifesjourney09/Celebrities/z181224504.jpg

then there is always

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/ravensilverdove/close%20to%20my%20heart/m_03e29a10113f53bbf4a76987b961b7f9.jpg

& of course
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll22/shogunwise/Michelle_Pfeiffer_michelle-pfeiffer.jpg

(tho for Cat Woman I prefer Eartha Kitt)

[Cyclopea]

Juliet Lewis. I'd tap her left right and sideways...:)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/2500910742_b5a0444acf.jpg

[Cyclopea]

And this woman.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xn2Ivt7yw8c/Rm9OByf67PI/AAAAAAAAAGE/AbDwx-r49eA/s320/turd.jpg
Sense of humor is very important in those I tap.
Because I'm just not very good in bed.

[IrishGrrl]

I cant mention my tap list, cuz most of them are on this site...soooooo....


think of...

smart, witty, sexy hair...yep, that's them...

any and all gender presentations..I'ma whore.

[Pixie]

http://www.metrosantacruz.com/metro-santa-cruz/03.29.06/gifs/critics-0613-11.jpg
Just sayin.....

[apretty]

rod serling

[Bob]

Robert Stack.
Ada Lovelace.
Flannery O'Connor.
Tony Orlando.

[Queerasfck]

Talking Tina.
http://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/talking-tina1.jpg

[Cyclopea]

http://outsidetheboxuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/christina_hendricks.jpg

[BornBronson]

I read all about her in the feb.1,2010 issue of STAR.

Oh whats her face...the one with all the kids.

Hey!,I still can dream :cheer:

[Jet]

Talking Tina.
http://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/talking-tina1.jpg

we like her. my name is talking tina and i'm going to kill you...

[Jet]

Sandra Bullock.....hands down.

[Lady Jewel]

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu171/phatbo0tiigyal4u/Gerard_Butler.jpg

[Jet]

Can a fantasy tap be just a fantasy/scenario or does it have to be a person?

[BornBronson]

In my opinion,both.



Anyone ever saw the japanese movie Cutie Honey?.That actress called Eriko Sato makes me think dirty thoughts.

[afixer]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/supergirl_H/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith/anna_nicole_smith.jpg

[moxie]

Ewan McGregor.
Chandler Bing.
Tony Soprano.
Julie Goldman, comedian and on The Big Gay Sketch Show.

[Jet]

Ewan McGregor.

in a movie i'm watching right now ha!

[Gemme]

Ewan McGregor.
Chandler Bing.
Tony Soprano.
Julie Goldman, comedian and on The Big Gay Sketch Show.

3 out of 4 is not a bad figure, I think. *grin*

I said a LONG time ago that I would have Matthew Perry's babies. He is so freakin' adorably cute when he stays off the pain killers. :ballerina:

[Soon]

(((MizzSabra!)))

:bouquet:

[moxie]

3 out of 4 is not a bad figure, I think. *grin*

I said a LONG time ago that I would have Matthew Perry's babies. He is so freakin' adorably cute when he stays off the pain killers. :ballerina:

He would have to be Chandler for me to even think about it. It's the character I think is dreamy.

Is Tony the hold out for you? It's a whole wise guy power thingie for me.

[Gemme]

He would have to be Chandler for me to even think about it. It's the character I think is dreamy.

Is Tony the hold out for you? It's a whole wise guy power thingie for me.

He is. I have to see a guy as a gay guy for me to be interested in him, even in fantasy. Tony doesn't feel gay "enough" for me.

I think Chandler and then I think about TV Guide and then I think of Chanandeller Bong. The Bong is less cute than Bing. :blink:

[Duchess]

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[Andrew, Jr.]

Calpernia Addams :perv:

Lynn Conway :waterski:

They both put a little zap into my step!


:boxers::thud::sunglass:

[MrSunshine]

http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Rhona-Mitra/Rhona-Mitra-4-small.JPG

[Andrew, Jr.]

Valerie Bertinelli...and that blue bikini - oh yes indeed! :drool::boxers:

[Billy]

OK ...I would like Me some of Paula Deen ! Yup thats right ! :drummer:

[Gemme]

OK ...I would like Me some of Paula Deen ! Yup thats right ! :drummer:

Just remember, you can NEVER have enough butter.

[Andrew, Jr.]

The Progressive Insurance Woman - Flo :thumbsup::drool::boxers::knighthorse: