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nycfem
08-06-2013, 11:59 AM
Knock knock

agape
08-06-2013, 12:02 PM
who's there? :blink:

nycfem
08-06-2013, 12:04 PM
Orange.......

agape
08-06-2013, 12:06 PM
Orange who? :rolleyes:

nycfem
08-06-2013, 12:09 PM
Orange you going to let me in?? It's very cold outside! :cold:

agape
08-06-2013, 12:10 PM
lolz ;) pls do come in, I don't want you to freeze :)

Mopsie
08-06-2013, 12:49 PM
Love it! :cheesy:

But I don't know any knock knock jokes. :(

I will be back when I learn one. :)

ahk
08-06-2013, 12:51 PM
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

ahk
08-06-2013, 02:07 PM
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

nycfem
08-06-2013, 03:01 PM
Knock knock

ahk
08-06-2013, 03:05 PM
who's there?

nycfem
08-06-2013, 03:10 PM
Boo................

ahk
08-06-2013, 03:22 PM
boo who?

:hamactor:

nycfem
08-06-2013, 03:27 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to make you cry. Maybe this gift I brought over for you will cheer you up a little:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg182/vanila_bm/z3kp7.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/vanila_bm/media/z3kp7.jpg.html)

Metro
08-06-2013, 03:34 PM
Knock-knock. (Who's there?)
Norma Lee. (Norma Lee who?)

Norma Lee this is where I deliver the punch line.



http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/snc12367.jpg

Heavenleahangel
08-06-2013, 04:09 PM
knock knock
who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese no spring chicken!

ahk
08-06-2013, 04:55 PM
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

ForeverBlue
08-06-2013, 07:14 PM
Knock Knock..

Who's there?

A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel!

macele
08-06-2013, 07:24 PM
knock knock ...

nycfem
08-06-2013, 07:35 PM
Who's there?

macele
08-06-2013, 07:37 PM
cash . . .

nycfem
08-06-2013, 07:39 PM
cash WHO.....

macele
08-06-2013, 07:39 PM
i knew you were nuts!

ForeverBlue
08-06-2013, 07:44 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Isabelle.

Isabele who?

Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2013, 07:54 PM
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BestButchBoy
10-04-2014, 01:18 PM
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!



Maybe.