Chatters of The Corn

[o'queery]

Well.. the group conscience was that The Planet's Chatters needed their own bonerfied thread. So here it is.. Everyone is welcome to spy and post. Come see what the chat addicts are up to. Usually it's no good. *smiles*

:pile:

[grenade]

this is just what we needed, queery. :)

[GraffitiBoi]

Well.. the group conscience was that The Planet's Chatters needed their own bonerfied thread. So here it is.. Everyone is welcome to spy and post. Come see what the chat addicts are up to. Usually it's no good. *smiles*

:pile:

Corn porn... that's all I'm gonna say... for now...

[Wrang1er]

Let's get this party started!

[grenade]

speaking of corn porn....

several of us decided to take corn themed pictures for a little contest. Anyone can play. Take a pic with corn and come to chat. We will post the pics Sunday afternoon and fellow chatters will judge the winner(s).


You + corn= greatness.




:daddy:

[candy_coated_bitch]

Bwahahahaha!!! You had to name it that, right? Fucker.

[grenade]

Let's get this party started!

cargo booty shorts?

you were holding out!

[Wrang1er]

cargo booty shorts?

you were holding out!

Of course cargo booty shorts....I have to put my stuff somewhere.

[o'queery]

Bwahahahaha!!! You had to name it that, right? Fucker.

Of course i did.. did you expect anything else?? Bwahahahahaha.

[candy_coated_bitch]

Of course i did.. did you expect anything else?? Bwahahahahaha.

No, no I didn't.

I am SO going to be tortured by corn now forever, I swear to god.

*slips into my wrestling T-shirt*

[o'queery]

Of course cargo booty shorts....I have to put my stuff somewhere.

Do they have ruffles? You KNOW how i feel about rufflebutts, Bangable.

[GraffitiBoi]

.

*slips into my wrestling T-shirt*

Knowing you it's ONLY a t-shirt. You are sans pantalones again, aren't you?

[candy_coated_bitch]

Knowing you it's ONLY a t-shirt. You are sans pantalones again, aren't you?

Yup. My pants are officially off for the night. No rufflebutt for me--just a nekkidbutt.

[o'queery]

No, no I didn't.

I am SO going to be tortured by corn now forever, I swear to god.

*slips into my wrestling T-shirt*

*slips into mine get's ready to Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble* lmao

[o'queery]

Knowing you it's ONLY a t-shirt. You are sans pantalones again, aren't you?

*watches as graff pulls out every item of clothing he owns and puts it on to prepare*

[GraffitiBoi]

*watches as graff pulls out every item of clothing he owns and puts it on to prepare*

LMFAO You know me well. I thought you wanted to watch me undress... *cough*

And V is NOT going to pick me up and toss me in to the ring again tonight. I'll see you all later when I get to work.

[o'queery]

speaking of corn porn....

several of us decided to take corn themed pictures for a little contest. Anyone can play. Take a pic with corn and come to chat. We will post the pics Sunday afternoon and fellow chatters will judge the winner(s).


You + corn= greatness.




:daddy:

THIS is gonna be epic.

[JustBeingMe]

Ya'll ain't right ...........lmao ya sick phuckers and NO I'm not rumbling in the ring wearing only corn and get my cob plucked . hahahah no no no nooooo way jose'

[Virago]

LMFAO You know me well. I thought you wanted to watch me undress... *cough*

And V is NOT going to pick me up and toss me in to the ring again tonight. I'll see you all later when I get to work.

:::picks you up and tosses.....::::::::::
NOoooooooooooo!!! You have a corn on your toe!!!!!


You've been holding out on us!

[grenade]

Ya'll ain't right ...........lmao ya sick phuckers and NO I'm not rumbling in the ring wearing only corn and get my cob plucked . hahahah no no no nooooo way jose'

How do you like your corn, Justy? :notatrickquestion: :or is it:




:daddy:

[stargazingboi]

Of course cargo booty shorts....I have to put my stuff somewhere.

what stuff ya got that fits into small booty short pockets?

[stargazingboi]

Ya'll ain't right ...........lmao ya sick phuckers and NO I'm not rumbling in the ring wearing only corn and get my cob plucked . hahahah no no no nooooo way jose'


ohh come on justy...the cob plucking wont hurt....I promise *smirks*

[o'queery]

Bumps for feminality... get ya some!

[feminality]

Im IN ... and in it to WIN It *w*

:blueheels:

[Chaperone]

I am officially scared of ALL of you! :praying: lolol
This is great! :slapfight:

It's not corn, but it's the closest I could find: :bananasplit:

[Wrang1er]

what stuff ya got that fits into small booty short pockets?



Starling, I will have you know, that I cut the cargo shorts into booty shorts but I left in the pockets. (the front and back ones) :thumbsup:

p. s. Never you mind what stuff I have.

[batennisboy]

*jumps into thread and o'queery in yellow tights and red cape and ears of corn in hand*

[MacMastr00]

I am officially scared of ALL of you! :praying: lolol
This is great! :slapfight:

It's not corn, but it's the closest I could find: :bananasplit:


So uh Chap...are you informing us Aall that you are in fact...*looks left and right*...a nanner-corn hybrid?


:veggie:

[Wrang1er]

I can't sleep. I have visions of corn popping in my head.

[o'queery]

I can't sleep. I have visions of corn popping in my head.

DANDELION! come to bed. NAO!

[Luv]

*jumps into thread and o'queery in yellow tights and red cape and ears of corn in hand*

OMG IT'S CAPTAIN CORN !!!

[s0litude]

Sorry.... Couldn't resist....

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310094_10151338010977870_1452331788_n.jpg

[Bad_boi]

Sorry.... Couldn't resist....

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310094_10151338010977870_1452331788_n.jpg

Ugh dude that is cornographic.

[o'queery]

I am officially scared of ALL of you! :praying: lolol
This is great! :slapfight:

It's not corn, but it's the closest I could find: :bananasplit:

You're scared of US, Chiccharone?? Ha! You who holds the power of the Chat-a-Verse?

*crosses my arms* i call cornshit.

[NJFemmie]

This thread is so uhhhhh..... Corny?

[candy_coated_bitch]

Sorry.... Couldn't resist....

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310094_10151338010977870_1452331788_n.jpg

That looks too.....wet, or something. It just don't look right. Those corn and peas have been places they shouldn't have.

[candy_coated_bitch]

PS: Ewwwww, cornshit.

[CA_BabyCakes]

The battle corn saber.....

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/f88e02a0-d119-4386-a56f-e71ae6c5ffc9.jpg

[EdenBella]

Thanks for all the fun in chat last night! You are all amazingly, wonderfully freaky!

*SQUISH*

[JAGG]

Tosses a corn ball into the hopper.

[JustBeingMe]

The battle corn saber.....

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/f88e02a0-d119-4386-a56f-e71ae6c5ffc9.jpg

that's not a corn saber, OMG that's a corn vibrator!!!

[CA_BabyCakes]

that's not a corn saber, OMG that's a corn vibrator!!!


I guess from the angle your looking at it from it does look like it could be..... LOL!!!

[Admin]

Admin....er...Cornmin.....er...Adcorn....er...KERN EL ADMIN checking in for duty!!

[o'queery]

Admin....er...Cornmin.....er...Adcorn....er...KERN EL ADMIN checking in for duty!!

Bwahahahahahahaha! *does a 5 corn salute*

[Princess]

you all are ridiculous.

and i adore you.

<3

[stargazingboi]

that's not a corn saber, OMG that's a corn vibrator!!!


nooo my dear friend justy....this is a corn vibrator

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2704748931_6915fa1753.jpg

[grenade]

Im watching the clock at work...dreaming of my Ode to corn photo creations. Im so excited.

[grenade]

nooo my dear friend justy....this is a corn vibrator

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2704748931_6915fa1753.jpg

Now i know what to ask santa for.

[stargazingboi]

Im watching the clock at work...dreaming of my Ode to corn photo creations. Im so excited.


popcorn biki?

[stargazingboi]

Now i know what to ask santa for.


I'm making a list..and checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty and nice


hohoho..merry christmas

[o'queery]

Now i know what to ask santa for.

lmao.

Gren.. i bought 12 ears of corn this morning. I think the stage is ready to be set.

[o'queery]

I'm making a list..and checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty and nice


hohoho..merry christmas

or in our case.. merry CORNmas

[stargazingboi]

lmao.

Gren.. i bought 12 ears of corn this morning. I think the stage is ready to be set.

*ponders on what queery plans to do with 12 ears of corn and smirks*

mmhmm I bet it is

[CA_BabyCakes]

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/cotc.jpg

[candy_coated_bitch]

Why I continue to come in this thread is a mystery to me.

[stargazingboi]

Why I continue to come in this thread is a mystery to me.

because you are under the corn spell?

[Asari]

So... corn jokes... :deepthoughts:
Nope, I don't get it. That's just a weird mystery to me.

[Princess]

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-corn-unicycle-unicorn.jpg

and then....

a wild corn appears!

[s0litude]

lmao.

Gren.. i bought 12 ears of corn this morning. I think the stage is ready to be set.

TWELVE EARS OF CORN! My God, you're insatiable! LOL!

[s0litude]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_corn_cards-r33aed1ecbb80488487baea8029a6124c_xvua8_8byvr_324. jpg

[o'queery]

TWELVE EARS OF CORN! My God, you're insatiable! LOL!

You my friend are a dirty birdy.


i got a can of baby corns too.

just sayin.

[Wrang1er]

you all are ridiculous.

and i adore you.

<3

I agree Princess, They are ridiculous.

[not2shygrrl]

plucked or shucked???!!! LOL shucking could be kinda fun yanno?!


Ya'll ain't right ...........lmao ya sick phuckers and NO I'm not rumbling in the ring wearing only corn and get my cob plucked . hahahah no no no nooooo way jose'

[not2shygrrl]

OMGosh, now I have seen it all........ :)



nooo my dear friend justy....this is a corn vibrator

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2704748931_6915fa1753.jpg

[candy_coated_bitch]

You my friend are a dirty birdy.


i got a can of baby corns too.

just sayin.

Don't steal my baby corn idea!!!! I know what you're up to, copycat.

[deathbypoem]

A corn cob, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The corn cob said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!


*just thought I would impose on this very interesting conversation.


lol

[Bad_boi]

*Sneaks off and "waters" the corn stalks*

[o'queery]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_corn_cards-r33aed1ecbb80488487baea8029a6124c_xvua8_8byvr_324. jpg

lol.. i totally wish i did NOT know that 2LiveCrew song now.

me love you long time.

lmao.

ugh.

[o'queery]

I agree Princess, They are ridiculous.

*looks around*.. Dandleion? You are by far the MOST ridiculous. <3 lol

[stargazingboi]

I just want to say...I have a new appriciation for corn after viewing the shots gren has taken...

*reviews the TOS* yeah

[Chaperone]

I heard on the news this morning that the food stores across the country and in Ireland and other nations had a run on corn! For some unexplained reason, people were buying them up in bushels, drooling and giggling as they did so, carrying laptops!

Can't wait to see more photos!

Children Of The Corn, Let The Games Begin!

[o'queery]

We take (Ag)ri(culture) to a whole other level.

[Mari]

I just want to say...I have a new appriciation for corn after viewing the shots gren has taken...

*reviews the TOS* yeah

Star only cornography.

[ZoeyJayne]

So I was feeling a little left out so I got yall this
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/BrattyDesiree/cornride.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/BrattyDesiree/media/cornride.jpg.html)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/BrattyDesiree/cornmonster.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/BrattyDesiree/media/cornmonster.jpg.html)

ahhh I think I feel much better now

[grenade]

So I was feeling a little left out so I got yall this
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/BrattyDesiree/cornride.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/BrattyDesiree/media/cornride.jpg.html)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/BrattyDesiree/cornmonster.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/BrattyDesiree/media/cornmonster.jpg.html)

ahhh I think I feel much better now

I'm pretty certain I did that last night.

[JustBeingMe]

I don't think I will win this competition. Between Gren and Queerboi, I can only imagine what the hell they came up with.
12 EARS OF Corn???? I think Queerboi is up to no good......just sayin. :)

[grenade]

Corn pic participants don't forget, today is the day!!!

Get those pics ready with yourself and favorite style of corn!!!






:daddy:

[stargazingboi]

I don't think I will win this competition. Between Gren and Queerboi, I can only imagine what the hell they came up with.
12 EARS OF Corn???? I think Queerboi is up to no good......just sayin. :)


I wont win either..as I have seen grens :|

but I never back down once I have stepped forward....so, I better figure something out...hmmmm

ohh..and queery is never up to any good

[Girl_On_Fire]

nooo my dear friend justy....this is a corn vibrator

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2704748931_6915fa1753.jpg

What!? lol! Really?

[Girl_On_Fire]

http://www.fruitycuties.com/images/featured-fruit/kawaii-corn.gif

[o'queery]

It is almost that time CornFolks.


*looks thru my pics*

and me.. the shameless of the shamed might even have went too far.



NAH!!!!

[grenade]

Corn party in chat! Come join us. :)

[o'queery]

ahem.

i do believe that Miss candy has an idear (said like star) for the next photo challenge.

[candy_coated_bitch]

ahem.

i do believe that Miss candy has an idear (said like star) for the next photo challenge.

Bwahahaha!! I guess I did, didn't I? I believe the title of the challenge was "Craft A Cock."

There have been conversations in chat about glitter cocks and bedazzled cocks so I thought it would be fun to like, ACTUALLY decorate a cock.

[stargazingboi]

Bwahahaha!! I guess I did, didn't I? I believe the title of the challenge was "Craft A Cock."

There have been conversations in chat about glitter cocks and bedazzled cocks so I thought it would be fun to like, ACTUALLY decorate a cock.

*blinks* decorate a cock? *blinks*

[Bad_boi]

Does this mean I can decorate my dick? Perhaps a lil tophat would be fitting.

[candy_coated_bitch]

Does this mean I can decorate my dick? Perhaps a lil tophat would be fitting.

Yes, it does. Although no one seems to like my idea LOL.

[Bad_boi]

No glitter/pokey things on my cock. Other than that I suppose it would be fine.

[grenade]

Yes, it does. Although no one seems to like my idea LOL. craft a cock!

I love your idea.

I'm on it!

(see what I did there)

Who else is in?

(again)

[candy_coated_bitch]

craft a cock!

I love your idea.

I'm on it!

(see what I did there)

Who else is in?

(again)

LOL, I DID see what you did there and I liked it.

No one else is stating whether or not they are in or out (heh). I, personally, wanna bedazzle a cock really bad. I may even want to give it the glitter herp.

[GraffitiBoi]

LOL, I DID see what you did there and I liked it.

No one else is stating whether or not they are in or out (heh). I, personally, wanna bedazzle a cock really bad. I may even want it give it the glitter herp.

I wouldn't be me if I didn't google bedazzled dicks....

Urban Dictionary:
Penazzle: To decorate your cock with jewels, thus bedazzling your penis.


And yes, there are images on google.... O_o

[candy_coated_bitch]

I wouldn't be me if I didn't google bedazzled dicks....

Urban Dictionary:
Penazzle: To decorate your cock with jewels, thus bedazzling your penis.


And yes, there are images on google.... O_o

Well, damn you. Not I can't NOT do an image search.

[o'queery]

Of course i'm in.

Though i WILL have to go and make some purchases before i can start fagging out on this. im not gonna glitter and rhinestone what i already got... ya know?

:cigar:

[Sweet Bliss]

I already have mine made into a bracelet, earrings and pendent. *snickering :goodluck:

[GraffitiBoi]

Apparently I left chat abruptly last night... sorry about that... I was a little drunk and someone wanted my attention... lol

[o'queery]

To come thru and say hello to the chatHats!

I have been a pretty busy boy.

Apparently i am good for an 80's dance off on skype in the morning hours.

LOL hope all you lovelies are well.

[Chaperone]

To all our Chatters of the Corn and also our Huskers (I have idea what that means, but it sounded funny)

We will be organizing specific theme discussions in the side rooms soon so start thinking of topics. I will start a new thread where you can place your ideas.

But we will start with a BDSM meet and greet in one of the rooms hopefully next Wednesday evening (The site won't let me start a new thread until I've posted 30 times so I'm working on that now)

Pop on, Corners!