Favorite Euphemisms for Sex

[Girl_On_Fire]

So I'm starting to get into "The Big Bang Theory" and they throw the word 'coitus' around like crazy, which always gets a giggle out of me. The other night, I was watching "Frasier" (I love sitcoms) and the character Daphne called it 'a slap and tickle'.

So, I thought it would be fun to start a thread about it.

What's your favorite euphemism for sex? ;)

[Gemme]

Horizontal mambo.

Doing the nasty.

Bumping uglies.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

[CherylNYC]

I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing.

My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together".

Yesterday I said , "fornicate".

[RockOn]

Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood:
1. I want to make love with you.
2. Let's bond our souls with our love.

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Examples of playful mood:

1. Let's do the freak nasty.

2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long)

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's.

4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's

This totally reminds me of why I love Lucky Brand jeans...the fly has length of woven tag sewn onto it that says, "Lucky You."....mayhap that is why I own several pairs.

[Girl_On_Fire]

'Getting it on' 'A bit of the old in and out'

[ONLY]

"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game.....

[macele]

1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree

2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta!



ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

[Mopsie]

I don't have any funny or interesting words that I use, but another funny one from the Big Bang Theory is: "the dance with no pants."

[Blade]

Getting the sweet stuff

[cinnamongrrl]

knocking boots has always been a favorite euphemism lol

[puddin']

playin' twister sheets

doin' the wild thang

goin' down that alley

[Smiling]

lol, I've always really enjoyed in flagrante delicto.. The phrase, I mean... :blush:

[Nat]

Knocking on heaven's door

[NitroChrys_Butch]

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

So .. would that be I-69?

[Smiling]

Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

[Smiling]

Score!

(lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.)

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

So .. would that be I-69?

Something like that. :)

[Smiling]

Fuck always works well. (lol, I will very rarely use that term outside of the bedroom, though because I'm a little bit of a goody two-shoes that way. I feel weird even writing the word!)

[The JD]

Shakespeare never gets old, it seems. "Making the beast with two backs" always makes me laugh. Well, the phrase, not the act.

Though sometimes the act does too.

[o'queery]

The "Dirty South"

"Downward Spiral"

"Into the Flood"

"Big Love Mess"

[NitroChrys_Butch]

Horizontal Rumble or Backseat Driving (Yes, because I sometimes operate on that 17 year old level)

[NitroChrys_Butch]

Something like that. :)

Well now... that calls for a ^5...

[Heavenleahangel]

"The hibbidy dibidty" "The Two juan foo" "Scroggin" these are all redneck terms incase you don't recognize them

Clarence Carter's "Strokin' "

[puddin']

gettin' jiggy

attack on the pink fortress

spelunking the bat cave

[ONLY]

SS, my girl (f) says "doing the horizontal mambo" :p

[Girl_On_Fire]

'Playing hide the carrot' lol!

[Heavenleahangel]

Playing Hide the salami

Having whoopee pie"]

[The JD]

Some of these names make me want to never have sex again. Or at least not while I'm thinking of this thread.

Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex while standing up?

A: Because God might think they're dancing.