Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Medusa]

Let's Play!

Rules: You must write two truths about yourself and one lie. Let people guess which is the lie and they get to go next.



For example:

I am terrified of emus.
I love cauliflower.
I always drive the speed limit.


Which is the lie?

[Julie]

Let's Play!

Rules: You must write two truths about yourself and one lie. Let people guess which is the lie and they get to go next.

For example:

I am terrified of emus.
I love cauliflower.
I always drive the speed limit.


Which is the lie?

I eat peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers!
I have a hidden camera outside that allows me to see who is there!
I breast fed my baby in a courthouse and was escorted out by the clerk!

YOU LIE! You speed **

[Medusa]

I eat peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers!
I have a hidden camera outside that allows me to see who is there!
I breast fed my baby in a courthouse and was escorted out by the clerk!

YOU LIE! You speed **



WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT speed!!!

[Cin]

You love cauliflower is the lie.
I mean nobody ALWAYS drives the speed limit
And having been bitten by one, I know it's just good sense to be terrified by emus.


OH WELL
never mind then.

[Julie]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT speed!!!

Did I play the game wrong?
Was I supposed to guess right and then write my truth and lie?

YOU HATE CAULIFLOWER!

[Dreamer]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT speed!!!

Hmmmmmm have you ever met an emu :|

Julie you do not have a camera to see who is there it is to perv on the kids sheesh....

1. I like to be in control.
2. I am very, very patient.
3. I like to spend a lot of money.

[Medusa]

Miss Tick for the win!

JULIE!!! You did not play right!! LOLLL But I bet you do not have a hidden camera outside your house!!! ;)

[Dreamer]

Oh its Miss ticks turn me bad ha ha

[cara]

Medusa's lie: You love cauliflower

Julie's lie: You eat PB out of a jar with your fingers

Dreamer's lie: You like to spend a lot of money

How'd I do?

:-D

[Julie]

Medusa's lie: You love cauliflower

Julie's lie: You eat PB out of a jar with your fingers

Dreamer's lie: You like to spend a lot of money

How'd I do:

:)

Wrong... I love to eat peanut butter out of the jar!

[Dreamer]

Medusa's lie: You love cauliflower

Julie's lie: You eat PB out of a jar with your fingers

Dreamer's lie: You like to spend a lot of money

How'd I do:

:)

Two out of three aint bad *sung in my best meat loaf voice ;)

[Cin]

Miss Tick for the win!

JULIE!!! You did not play right!! LOLLL But I bet you do not have a hidden camera outside your house!!! ;)

Yay me!

I was bitten by an emu and a dolphin on the same day.

I hate hot drinks.

I am an artist.

[Julie]

Yay me!

I was bitten by an emu and a dolphin on the same day.

I hate hot drinks.

I am an artist.

Dreamer and I are guessing together.

LIE: You hate hot drinks

[Medusa]

I was bitten by an emu and a dolphin on the same day.




CIJS that this is the kind of shit that NIGHTMARES are made of!!!! LOLOL

[Cin]

Dreamer and I are guessing together.

LIE: You hate hot drinks

No actually I really do hate hot drinks. Only drink iced coffee. Hate tea in any form.

[Cin]

CIJS that this is the kind of shit that NIGHTMARES are made of!!!! LOLOL

I know. Dr. Dolittle I'm not.

[Medusa]

Yay me!

I was bitten by an emu and a dolphin on the same day.

I hate hot drinks.

I am an artist.

Im going to guess (read: HOPE) that the lie is the bite from an emu AND a dolphin!!??

[Cin]

Im going to guess (read: HOPE) that the lie is the bite from an emu AND a dolphin!!??

No. That is true.

LOL, now what? There's only one left.

[cara]

Okay, here are mine:

I have sung in 19 different languages
My favorite music group is the Beach Boys
If I could eat roasted seaweed everyday, I would

[Sweet Bliss]

Yay me!

I was bitten by an emu and a dolphin on the same day.

I hate hot drinks.

I am an artist.

Lie: I am an artist ..... am all bummed now

Am I allowed to post? Feels like I cheated.

[Medusa]

Okay, here are mine:

I have sung in 19 different languages
My favorite music group is the Beach Boys
If I could eat roasted seaweed everyday, I would


Is it the Beach Boys?!

[cara]

Is it the Beach Boys?!

YES!!!

:-)

[KayCee]

I was born in Canada.
I won a beauty contest.
I'm afraid of ships.

[JAGG]

I was born in Canada.
I won a beauty contest.
I'm afraid of ships.

The lie is the beauty contest?

I am a 3rd degree black belt is brazilian jujitsu
I am a certified small engine mechanic
I am a rappel master

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

The lie is the beauty contest?

I am a 3rd degree black belt is brazilian jujitsu
I am a certified small engine mechanic
I am a rappel master

Rappel master?

1. I hate peas
2. I hate bubble baths
3. I only like my pizza cold

[Cin]

I don't understand this game. We just decide which one is a lie and go ahead with our own 3? Do we ever find out if we guessed correctly? Does it matter? Do we get to know which one was the lie? What is the game actually?

[Cin]

Lie: I am an artist ..... am all bummed now

Am I allowed to post? Feels like I cheated.

Right I'm not an artist. I did marry one though.

I think you win so you post, but I'm not sure I understand how this game works so don't go by me.

I think you just guess and post your 3. It doesn't seem to matter which is the truth of the lie actually. LOL!

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

I think I misunderstood the game too....*shrugs* oh well.

[JAGG]

Rappel master?

1. I hate peas
2. I hate bubble baths
3. I only like my pizza cold


I am a rappel master . I am not a black belt

[Cin]

I think I misunderstood the game too....*shrugs* oh well.

It is confusing. I think we just guess and then post our 3. Then whenever the person gets around to it they say if you guessed right or wrong. I don't think that was the original intention but otherwise it just gets bogged down.

the lie is you hate bubble baths.

Here's mine:

I love angel food cake.

I am a big fan of bats.

I’m claustrophobic and hate elevators but I live on the ninth floor.

[candy_coated_bitch]

It is confusing. I think we just guess and then post our 3. Then whenever the person gets around to it they say if you guessed right or wrong. I don't think that was the original intention but otherwise it just gets bogged down.

the lie is you hate bubble baths.

Here's mine:

I love angel food cake.

I am a big fan of bats.

I’m claustrophobic and hate elevators but I live on the ninth floor.

You HATE angel food cake! Liar! LOL

Me:

I have a mortal fear of caterpillars.

I have a mortal fear of snakes.

I have a mortal fear of being mortal.

[princessbelle]

I have a mortal fear of caterpillars.

I have a mortal fear of snakes.

I have a mortal fear of being mortal.

Is your lie...a fear of caterpillars?



My three....

I have an orange belt in karate.

I once worked for the FBI.

I can tie a cherry with my tongue.

[candy_coated_bitch]

Is your lie...a fear of caterpillars?

Nope, that one is the god's honest truth LOL. My lie is being afraid of snakes.

[JAGG]

Rappel master?

1. I hate peas
2. I hate bubble baths
3. I only like my pizza cold

You hate peas
?
I golf left handed
I love polka music
I am a great dancer

[Okiebug61]

You hate peas
?
I golf left handed
I love polka music
I am a great dancer


You Golf Left Handed

I love crocheting
I love musicals
I love cottage cheese with miracle whip dressing

[Cin]

You HATE angel food cake! Liar! LOL

LOL! I guess I did mention that once or twice.

[cara]

Rappel master?

1. I hate peas
2. I hate bubble baths
3. I only like my pizza cold

I know! I know!

I will give others a fair guess. :-)

[Cin]

You Golf Left Handed

I love crocheting
I love musicals
I love cottage cheese with miracle whip dressing

I hope it's you love cottage cheese with miracle whip.



I hate bacon.

I swam without stopping for an entire day.

I fell out of a tree and didn't even get a scratch.

[JAGG]

No I do golf lefthanded that is true. The lie is , I can't dance at all.

You Golf Left Handed

I love crocheting
I love musicals
I love cottage cheese with miracle whip dressing

[Okiebug61]

I hope it's you love cottage cheese with miracle whip.
Dang it! You are good. My mother is the one that eats that gross stuff..lol


I hate bacon.

I swam without stopping for an entire day.

I fell out of a tree and didn't even get a scratch.

You swam without stopping for an entire day

[Cin]

You swam without stopping for an entire day

That's correct.
BTW I was rushing and I meant to say I love bacon. I don't hate bacon one bit. So really it was two lies and one truth.

Okiebug which one was your lie?

[Luv]

I've been on TV.I was friends with one of the Brady's. I have a college degree.

[Sweet Bliss]

I've been on TV.I was friends with one of the Brady's. I have a college degree.

You've been on TV is the lie. ?

:)

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

It is confusing. I think we just guess and then post our 3. Then whenever the person gets around to it they say if you guessed right or wrong. I don't think that was the original intention but otherwise it just gets bogged down.

the lie is you hate bubble baths.

Here's mine:

I love angel food cake.

I am a big fan of bats.

I’m claustrophobic and hate elevators but I live on the ninth floor.


You got it....that was the lie. I LOVE bubble baths

[Gemme]

1. I have been on TV
2. I am very, very patient.
3. I hand fed fanged deer once.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

1. I have been on TV
2. I am very, very patient.
3. I hand fed fanged deer once.

You're not very patient is the lie??

[Gemme]

You're not very patient is the lie??


You are correct!

Well, that I am patient is the lie but I know what you meant.

[Luv]

You've been on TV is the lie. ?

:)

Nope..that's the truth

[DapperButch]

Nope..that's the truth

If you were friends with one of the Brady's I want serious details.

<---Brady kid and not afraid to admit it.

[Luv]

If you were friends with one of the Brady's I want serious details.

<---Brady kid and not afraid to admit it.

This is the truth..Mo aka Marcia..I even went to her wedding.

[DapperButch]

This is the truth..Mo aka Marcia..I even went to her wedding.

No way! That is awesome! :D

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

1. I am not ticklish at all
2. I have a wickedly high gag reflex, so high that thinking about it makes me gag
3. I hate the texture of cooked onions but love the flavour, but love the texture of raw onions and hate their flavour

[Luv]

1. I am not ticklish at all
2. I have a wickedly high gag reflex, so high that thinking about it makes me gag
3. I hate the texture of cooked onions but love the flavour, but love the texture of raw onions and hate their flavour
#3 truth? Sounds too complicated for a lie lol

[Sweet Bliss]

1. I am not ticklish at all
2. I have a wickedly high gag reflex, so high that thinking about it makes me gag
3. I hate the texture of cooked onions but love the flavour, but love the texture of raw onions and hate their flavour

Lie: "I am not ticklish at all"

[JAGG]

That's correct.
BTW I was rushing and I meant to say I love bacon. I don't hate bacon one bit. So really it was two lies and one truth.

Okiebug which one was your lie?

OMG a liar and a cheater. lol But she admitted it. A truthful liar? Or a real bad liar?

[JAGG]

Lie: "I am not ticklish at all"

After you answer the secret lie you have to give 2 truths and a lie about yourself. Now come on play the game. Thread killer!!!! :)

[JAGG]

Nope..that's the truth

America's most wanted doesn't count LUV!!! lol

[Sweet Bliss]

After you answer the secret lie you have to give 2 truths and a lie about yourself. Now come on play the game. Thread killer!!!! :)

According to the rules, :readfineprint: Mr. Scot has to acknowledge that I guessed correctly, BEFORE I can play, Mr. Tattle tale score keeper.

Go open the door, the cat wants in, *snickering

[JAGG]

According to the rules, :readfineprint: Mr. Scot has to acknowledge that I guessed correctly, BEFORE I can play, Mr. Tattle tale score keeper.

Go open the door, the cat wants in, *snickering

Oh who reads the rules that's boring. Lets the python out to stretch his tail and check for cat bait. lol

[Cin]

OMG a liar and a cheater. lol But she admitted it. A truthful liar? Or a real bad liar?

Can't be that bad if you're not sure.

[Cin]

According to the rules, :readfineprint: Mr. Scot has to acknowledge that I guessed correctly, BEFORE I can play, Mr. Tattle tale score keeper.

Ah that was the old rules. Now it's just you say 2 truths and a lie and someone else will tell you which is the lie and then they'll say 2 truths and a lie and someone else will say which is the lie and so on. Except you have to watch out for cheaters who say two lies and a truth. But it doesn't matter because somebody else will just say which is the lie and then take a turn. And I'll just keep wondering whether Okiebug likes miracle whip with cottage cheese or not. Odd little game.

[Nat]

1. I've accepted money in exchange for sex.
2. My great grandmother spoke only French.
3. I've been in two films that showed in theaters.

[Sweet Bliss]

1. I've accepted money in exchange for sex.
2. My great grandmother spoke only French.
3. I've been in two films that showed in theaters.

Number one is a lie.

I have a tattoo on my right ankle.

All my cats are female.

I won 2nd place in the ugly bartender contest.

[Gráinne]

Number one is a lie.

I have a tattoo on my right ankle.

All my cats are female.

I won 2nd place in the ugly bartender contest.<----is a lie

I collect blue glass anything
I love modern art
I am able to visit Michael Jackson's otherwise private grave

[Gemme]

I collect blue glass anything
I love modern art
I am able to visit Michael Jackson's otherwise private grave

But what's your guess for Sweet Bliss' lie?

[PoeticSilence]

Grainne added it into the quote part..it's there.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Sweet Bliss got it right...I am EXREMELY ticklish. So that was the lie

[Sweet Bliss]

Grainne added it into the quote part..it's there.

No, that is my answer for Scotsontherocks...

[Gráinne]

I'm calling out Sweet Bliss that she is surely not the second ugliest bartender ;).

[Cin]

I collect blue glass anything
I love modern art
I am able to visit Michael Jackson's otherwise private grave

Maybe you don't love modern art?

I once worked as a dog officer

I ate an entire watermelon by myself.

My grandfather on my father's side came to the US from the Azores on a whaling boat when he was 16.

[Gráinne]

Maybe you don't love modern art?

I once worked as a dog officer

I ate an entire watermelon by myself.

My grandfather on my father's side came to the US from the Azores on a whaling boat when he was 16.

Miss Tick was right! I have an art rule: If it looks like something I could do, I don't like it. Usually I don't "get" it. My house is all full of Impressionists and Romantics.

(As for Michael Jackson, he's buried in the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn. Anyone can go up to the door of the Holly Terrace section, peek in, and he's at the other end of the hall. I could enter due to my cousin who is interred in the same room. My great-uncle and aunt are also interred in the place. I don't know if I could take a tour of the whole building, though. Just for trivia, the public is allowed in the front door and into a large room there, and Elizabeth Taylor is interred right there, much less private.)

I don't think Miss Tick ate a whole watermelon ;).

[Cin]

I don't think Miss Tick ate a whole watermelon ;).

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

[Gemme]

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

As a side note, I have.

Eaten a whole watermelon, that is.

Bloated like a whale, I was.

But I was a happy whale.

[Girl_On_Fire]

I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
I have a pet turtle
I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

[Luv]

[QUOTE=Girl_On_Fire;857454]
I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
I have a pet turtle
I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess
[/QUOT
Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner.
I am an ordained minister. ..........................I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts.

[Gemme]

Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner. <--this is a great story

I am an ordained minister. <--the lie?

I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts. <--who doesn't?

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

[Gemme]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

[Luv]

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.)

1st one is true..he came upon the moonshiner on his way to preach and started to tell him about the evils of liquor..the moonshiner was drunk..and started accusing him of being the law..shot him on the head and knocked him off his horse.Great grand dad was already elderly.......#2 is true..I am ordained

#3 sorry Julia..I'm more of a Valerie Bertinelli kinda butch :)

[Ginger]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.


I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:


I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"

I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers

I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

[Ginger]

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:


I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"

I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers

I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know


Fuck, my bad, they're all true. Sorry. I think I better sign off till I can focus better.

[Sparkle]

Fuck, my bad, they're all true. Sorry. I think I better sign off till I can focus better.


And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers! ;)

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

[Julie]

And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers! ;)

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

Lie: *My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

[Sparkle]

Lie: *My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.


No, that one was true, sadly. It was in the 20s just before the stock market crash and a very real, very tragic trend. I found newspaper articles documenting 3 other double suicide pacts in the Schenectady area when I was researching my great grandfather's case.

My lie was that my sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fans in Yankees stadium.
She did actually do that but wasn't arrested, just thrown out of the park. :)

[Julie]

No, that one was true, sadly. It was in the 20s just before the stock market crash and a very real, very tragic trend. I found newspaper articles documenting 3 other double suicide pacts in the Schenectady area when I was researching my great grandfather's case.

My lie was that my sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fans in Yankees stadium.
She did actually do that but wasn't arrested, just thrown out of the park. :)

Really tragic. :-(

[Girl_On_Fire]

[QUOTE=Luv;857464][QUOTE=Girl_On_Fire;857454]
I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
I have a pet turtle
I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess
[/QUOT
Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again. ;)

[Cin]

I have a pet turtle


Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

[*Anya*]

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

[Cin]

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

[*Anya*]

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

[Cin]

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

Bingo!

You're it.

[*Anya*]

Bingo!

You're it.

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

[Nic]

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.


They all sound plausible to me. Gonna guess and say #3.

[Cin]

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

I'll try watermelon eating queen.

[*Anya*]

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

Nope! It is true:) Willie Smith was crowned king and I was queen because we ate our watermelon faster than anyone else.

:king:

[LexiLove]

1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.

[*Anya*]

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

They all sound plausible to me. Gonna guess and say #3.

Correct!

I am absolute fail at sports!

[Nic]

1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.


They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

[Nic]

Correct!

I am absolute fail at sports!

Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

[Ginger]

Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.


I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.

[Nic]

I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.

Sorry to disappoint you. #1 is true. Don't worry. I brushed afterward.

[Sweet Bliss]

I'm calling out Sweet Bliss that she is surely not the second ugliest bartender ;).

Yes I was, it's fundraising event for MS . :)

[Sweet Bliss]

Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

[LexiLove]

They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

[Gemme]

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:


I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"

I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers

I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know


Sorry for the delay. The paddle exists. It was made by our very own Bard with assistance from hys lovely wife, desd.

[Nic]

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

[Nic]

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

That's amazing!

[Sweet Bliss]

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.


Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

[cara]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

[LexiLove]

That's amazing!

Haha. Thanks.

[Cin]

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

[Cin]

No one guessed my lie.



All your cats are not female?

[Cin]

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

[Gemme]

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

Hey, I think "kilt the world"...so it's all good.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!



Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.



I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.



I'd say #2

[Gemme]

I'd say #2

Winner winner
chicken dinner!

Root beer's my ultimate fave, although sour apple definitely comes in at the top 4.

[Cin]

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!



Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.



I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

[Gemme]

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

See above. Lie was #2.

[Sparkle]

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema? :|

[Cin]

See above. Lie was #2.

Oh I'm sorry. I missed that. It's a little confusing this thread sometimes. LOL.

[Cin]

'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema? :|

LOL. No I haven't. Most of the time once I watch a movie I never look back. The Princess Bride and Wonder Boys were exceptions. I just remember being mesmerized by all the candy when I went to see the movie Interview with a Vampire. It was my first experience in one of those big candy stores in the mall. The candy impressed me more than the movie. Obviously I don't get out to candy stores much.

[Sweet Bliss]

I enjoy people watching

I enjoy water skiing

I enjoy squid as an appetizer

[deathbypoem]

I enjoy people watching

I enjoy water skiing

I enjoy squid as an appetizer



The lie is......hmm.. Water Skiing?

[deathbypoem]

I threw up on a Mcdonalds floor next to an employee.

I am related to Robert E. Lee

I have won over 15 spelling bees since grade school.

[silkepus]

I threw up on a Mcdonalds floor next to an employee.

I am related to Robert E. Lee

I have won over 15 spelling bees since grade school.



The lie is, Robert E. Lee, because I dont know who that is (dont question my resoning, its solid work).



I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night

[Sweet Bliss]

The lie is......hmm.. Water Skiing?

Yes!!! you get a Gold Star! !

[Sweet Bliss]

The lie is, Robert E. Lee, because I dont know who that is (dont question my resoning, its solid work).



I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night

Got lost on mountain? :|

[Zimmeh]

1. I have lived where your ass will freeze off

2. My favorite reality star is: Khloe Kardashian

3. I love listening to gospel and bluegrass music

Zimmeh

[Zimmeh]

My guess is that you accidentally threw a hamster out of the window.

Zimmeh

The lie is, Robert E. Lee, because I dont know who that is (dont question my resoning, its solid work).



I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night

[silkepus]

My guess is that you accidentally threw a hamster out of the window.

Zimmeh

Haha wrong. That was the lie:D

[Sweet Bliss]

Haha wrong. That was the lie:D

:blink:

doesn't that mean she is right? Zimmeh picked out the lie.

[silkepus]

:blink:

doesn't that mean she is right? Zimmeh picked out the lie.

Oh yes sorry correction: haha right, that was the lie.

[homoe]

I got Lily Tomlin's autograph when she performed in Milwaukee Wisconsin

I once sang on stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee with kd lang

I went to grade school with a boy named Jimmy Stewart (not the famous actor)

[Gemme]

I got Lily Tomlin's autograph when she performed in Milwaukee Wisconsin

I once sang on stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee with kd lang

I went to grade school with a boy named Jimmy Stewart (not the famous actor)

My guess is that you're lying about Lily Tomlin's autograph.

[Orema]

I got Lily Tomlin's autograph when she performed in Milwaukee Wisconsin

I once sang on stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee with kd lang

I went to grade school with a boy named Jimmy Stewart (not the famous actor)

I think you're lying about singing on stage with KD.

[A. Spectre]

1. I have my private pilots license

2. My cock is 10 inches

3. Swam with dozens of hammerhead sharks in a cave 150 feet under the surface.

[TheHinduPose]

1. I have my private pilots license

2. My cock is 10 inches

3. Swam with dozens of hammerhead sharks in a cave 150 feet under the surface.

2. My cock is 10 inches (thinks you're being modest)

[homoe]

I think you're lying about singing on stage with KD.

You're right, never sang with kd

[Orema]

You're right, never sang with kd

Woo-hoo, I caught Homeo in a lie!

Okay, what am I lying about ....


I sat at and played the piano with Ray Charles as a child
I traveled to a communist country by myself just to hear some good jazz
I went to Tennessee State University with Oprah and I get a Christmas card from her every year.

[homoe]

Woo-hoo, I caught Homeo in a lie!

Okay, what am I lying about ....


I sat at and played the piano with Ray Charles as a child
I traveled to a communist country by myself just to hear some good jazz
I went to Tennessee State University with Oprah and I get a Christmas card from her every year.


I believe that Orema is lying about going to school with Oprah!

[Orema]

I believe that Orema is lying about going to school with Oprah!

You're right and you caught me in a lie :(

[homoe]

I waited on Sam Llanas when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee (from the BoDeans) and had NO clue who he was until a co-worker filled me in:doh:

Author Steven King came in and purchased a copy of "Misery":sunglass:

Sean Penn came into Video Visions shortly after I'd been re-leaved from my shift:seeingstars:

[C0LLETTE]

You've never sold anything to Steven King.

I've never slept with Lady Gaga
I've never slept with Madonna
I never slept with some stupid roadie whose name I can't remember.

[homoe]

You've never sold anything to Steven King.

I've never slept with Lady Gaga
I've never slept with Madonna
I never slept with some stupid roadie whose name I can't remember.

Your RIGHT...it was the lie!

Or and btw YOU So remember that roadie's name..hehehehe

[homoe]

I once lived in the neighborhood where some of the scenes from the movie "Frances" was shot:popcorn:

I saw Melissa Etheridge when she was first starting out, at the University of Wisconsin Ballroom and paid only $8 for the ticket!

I once had a temporary job cleaning house and one of the houses belonged to Courtney Love!

[homoe]

I once lived in the neighborhood where some of the scenes from the movie "Frances" was shot:popcorn:

I saw Melissa Etheridge when she was first starting out, at the University of Wisconsin Ballroom and paid only $8 for the ticket!

I once had a temporary job cleaning house and one of the houses belonged to Courtney Love!

OK so I never cleaned a house owned by Courtney Love sue me!

BUMPING this thread.......

[bright_arrow]

I went to school with Onision (popular vlogger).

I hate the smell of gasoline.

There are five generations of my mom's side of family residing in my hometown.

[homoe]

I went to school with Onision (popular vlogger).

I hate the smell of gasoline.

There are five generations of my mom's side of family residing in my hometown.

I think you actually LOVE the smell of gasoline!

[bright_arrow]

I think you actually LOVE the smell of gasoline!

You are correct!

[homoe]

BUMP BUMP I love this thread:hangloose:

[Kätzchen]

During the winter holidays, I sometimes go to those loan-shark businesses to take out a really small loan , then repay it in less than two weeks, so the finance charge ends up being half of what they normally charge. I really shouldn't do this, but I tell myself that somebody got to keep their job just a tiny bit longer, even if it turns out that this wasn't the case anyway (lol, or not).


I once met Steve Jobs, quite by accident, because he was in town visiting a client of mine (at the time).


My only living sister and I enjoy a good relationship with each other.

[homoe]

During the winter holidays, I sometimes go to those loan-shark businesses to take out a really small loan , then repay it in less than two weeks, so the finance charge ends up being half of what they normally charge. I really shouldn't do this, but I tell myself that somebody got to keep their job just a tiny bit longer, even if it turns out that this wasn't the case anyway (lol, or not).


I once met Steve Jobs, quite by accident, because he was in town visiting a client of mine (at the time).


My only living sister and I enjoy a good relationship with each other.

Let me think for a second...you seem pretty thrifty but then the holidays can drain anyone's pocketbook, I have no clue where you live but I'm sure Steve Jobs got around, and you have a sister, now you did say living, let me ponder that! My guess and this is a tough one...is that you didn't meet Steve Jobs!

[Kätzchen]

Let me think for a second...you seem pretty thrifty but then the holidays can drain anyone's pocketbook, I have no clue where you live but I'm sure Steve Jobs got around, and you have a sister, now you did say living, let me ponder that! My guess and this is a tough one...is that you didn't meet Steve Jobs!

Hi homoe,

your guess was not correct.
I actually met Steve Jobs (late 1990s).

[homoe]

Hi homoe,

your guess was not correct.
I actually met Steve Jobs (late 1990s).

OK so now at least I got a 50/50 chance here..lol

You've NEVER borrowed cash from one of the 'loan shark' joints!

[Kätzchen]

OK so now at least I got a 50/50 chance here..lol

You've NEVER borrowed cash from one of the 'loan shark' joints!

lol, homoe. :)

My first two statements are true.

Statement 3 is false: My only living sister and I do not enjoy any kind of an relationship at all.

[Soft*Silver]

I collect Holly Hobby Statues because she was one of my favorite toys as a child

I use to be a vegetarian but gave it up after I was tricked into eating meat at a Christmas party

I just threw out most of all my make up so I can start over again

[Gemme]

Make up is the lie?

[Soft*Silver]

no its a truth! I threw most of it out so I could start all over! I got tired of the same old, same old!

Make up is the lie?

[Kätzchen]

Could it be that statement no.2 is false (the story about once being a vegetarian but you gave it up because of being tricked about meat)???

[Soft*Silver]

no! I was vegetarian for almost 3 years and my brother in law snuk me some salami cheese! I was SO angry! and hurt! I decided I couldnt trust the world and so I gave it all up...talk about cutting off my nose to spite my face! LOL

So now you know, the lie was the holly hobby dolls. I actually never liked Holly Hobby!


Could it be that statement no.2 is false (the story about once being a vegetarian but you gave it up because of being tricked about meat)???

[Gemme]

no! I was vegetarian for almost 3 years and my brother in law snuk me some salami cheese! I was SO angry! and hurt! I decided I couldnt trust the world and so I gave it all up...talk about cutting off my nose to spite my face! LOL

So now you know, the lie was the holly hobby dolls. I actually never liked Holly Hobby!

I loved HH so I just 'knew' that was the truth. lol

[homoe]

1. Lawrencia Bembenek (after her release from prison) was a customer/member when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

2. I once ran into another member on this site on a Seattle city bus by pure chance.

3. I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone.

[Kätzchen]

1. Lawrencia Bembenek (after her release from prison) was a customer/member when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

2. I once ran into another member on this site on a Seattle city bus by pure chance.

3. I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone.

Okay, let's see if I can guess the right answer on the first try, *lol*......I might have an 50/50 chance of getting it right.

I'm gonna go with..... statement 3 (Sharon Stone).


Is it statement no 3, homoe????

[Soft*Silver]

statement 1 is my pick! Homoe!

[homoe]

It is statement no 3......no picture of Sharon Stone :blah:

[Soft*Silver]

I love brussel sprouts

I love asparagus

I love beets

[Gemme]

I love brussel sprouts

I love asparagus

I love beets

I don't think anyone really loves Brussels sprouts.

[Soft*Silver]

omg...I LOVE brussel sprouts!!!!


I don't think anyone really loves Brussels sprouts.

[AmazonDC]

Ok lets see...

1. I work for amazon as a problem solver
2. Im a clasically trained Chef
3. I absolutely love folk music

[Gemme]

omg...I LOVE brussel sprouts!!!!

I say this with absolute love and admiration for you.........you're weird.

I love brussel sprouts

I love asparagus

I love beets

Okay, then I vote for beets, even though they are yummy.

Ok lets see...

1. I work for amazon as a problem solver
2. Im a clasically trained Chef
3. I absolutely love folk music

I know! I know! But I have an unfair advantage so I won't say anything.

:|

[Soft*Silver]

oh Gemme!!! \for the love of god I am old and senile....

I did not put a lie in this one! LOL. I love all those veggies.


bwahhahahahah....I have dementia!!! Roll me away and let me feed the birds!!

(this was not done intentionally....I am NOT kidding. How simple of a task was this? And I screwed up LOL)

[Soft*Silver]

DaddyChrisCo, I believe its folk music

[AmazonDC]

DaddyChrisCo, I believe its folk music

You wod be correct lol.. hip hop nation is on My xm radio 24-7 or 80's music lol

[AmazonDC]

I say this with absolute love and admiration for you.........you're weird.



Okay, then I vote for beets, even though they are yummy.



I know! I know! But I have an unfair advantage so I won't say anything.

:|

That would be cheating you know My answer brat

[Gemme]

That's why I didn't say anything!

:innocent:

[suebee]

oh Gemme!!! \for the love of god I am old and senile....

I did not put a lie in this one! LOL. I love all those veggies.


bwahhahahahah....I have dementia!!! Roll me away and let me feed the birds!!

(this was not done intentionally....I am NOT kidding. How simple of a task was this? And I screwed up LOL)


Menopausal amnesiacs unite! :floatbee:

[Contradictor]

I took a year and a half off from work to run a rodent rescue centre
I hate ladybirds
I managed to get into a motorcycle club despite not having a full license

Which is a lie? :)


(sorry, edited 'cause I meant to put I didn't answer the previous one 'cause I thought it had already been done-is that right? sorry if not) :)

[girlin2une]

omg...I LOVE brussel sprouts!!!!

I love Brussel Sprouts too! YUM

[Gemme]

I took a year and a half off from work to run a rodent rescue centre
I hate ladybirds
I managed to get into a motorcycle club despite not having a full license

Which is a lie? :)


(sorry, edited 'cause I meant to put I didn't answer the previous one 'cause I thought it had already been done-is that right? sorry if not) :)

Um, your lie is that you really don't hate ladybirds?

[Contradictor]

Correct, I actually really like them! I've got trinkets and ornaments and a lot of other ladybird themed stuff :)

[Soft*Silver]

* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back

[Gemme]

* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back

I know you messed up your back so I'm pretty confident about the vertebrae but I'm not sure about the retinas. My mom broke her tailbone in a fall and that was pretty difficult to recover from so my guess is that your retinas were fine when you fell off the horse. Final answer.

[Soft*Silver]

I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!

[Gemme]

I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!

Dammit, I suck at this lying sh*t!

Okay, so your tailbone was fine then?

[Soft*Silver]

nope...broke my tail bone too. Same day as I detached my retinas.

I never broke three vertebrae. I injured my back in a car accident with a semi..herniated five back discs and extensive soft tissue damage in the small of my back.

sorry Gemme!


Dammit, I suck at this lying sh*t!

Okay, so your tailbone was fine then?

[Soft*Silver]

I love to watch pimple popping videos to put myself to sleep

my best friend has been my best friend for 54 years

I love cream of celery soup

[Kätzchen]

I couldn't sleep in today :jester:

The bouquet of flowers I bought recently still looks as fresh as the day I bought my Fall bouquet of Dahlias :rrose:

I like to watch cheeky romance movies :eyebat:

[homoe]

I couldn't sleep in today :jester:

The bouquet of flowers I bought recently still looks as fresh as the day I bought my Fall bouquet of Dahlias :rrose:

I like to watch cheeky romance movies :eyebat:

Judging by the time you posted this (a bit early IMHO) and judging by your movie posts, I'd have to say......

Those flowers are dead as a door nail!!

[Kätzchen]

Judging by the time you posted this (a bit early IMHO) and judging by your movie posts, I'd have to say......

Those flowers are dead as a door nail!!

hee hee hee :giggle: :blush: :)

You are absolutely C O R R E C T! :eyebat:

[homoe]

hee hee hee :giggle: :blush: :)

You are absolutely C O R R E C T! :eyebat:

Maybe your Santa will bring you some fresh ones........

[C0LLETTE]

Maybe it's time to explain what is expected in this thread....I'm confused.

[Kätzchen]

Maybe it's time to explain what is expected in this thread....I'm confused.

as far as I know, an member posts Two Truths and One Lie.

Then... other members guess which of the three statements proposed is the Lie.

[Kätzchen]

Maybe your Santa will bring you some fresh ones........

I will be very surprised if Santa brings flowers to me, for sure!

:blush: :balloon: :eyebat:

<<<<<~~ I do love bouquets of flowers :awww:

[homoe]

as far as I know, an member posts Two Truths and One Lie.

Then... other members guess which of the three statements proposed is the Lie.

That's it in a nutshell ....:hangloose:

[C0LLETTE]

So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.

[homoe]

So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.


Well Miss Katz two truths were she couldn't sleep in this morning and she loves cheeky romantic movies!

Her lie was her flowers were not as fresh as the day she bought them!

[Kätzchen]

So which 3 statements have you two made?

Mabe I'm not reading the posts correctly.

Sounds like a fun thread, btw.

at 0729 hours (Pacific Pearly Skies time) I made three statements ---- post no. 187.

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1175505&postcount=187

Homoe guessed correctly the statement that was not true (the proverbial lie). :balloon:

[homoe]

1. Lawrencia Bembenek (after her release from prison) was a customer/member when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

2. I once ran into another member on this site on a Seattle city bus by pure chance.

3. I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone.

COLLETTE here is a post I made once!

My lie was that I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone!

I did run into a member of this site once on a city bus in Seattle and Bembenek did come into rent movies at a store I worked at in Milwaukee!

[C0LLETTE]

COLLETTE here is a post I made once!

My lie was that I have an autographed photo of Sharon Stone!

I did run into a member of this site once on a city bus in Seattle and Bembenek did come into rent movies at a store I worked at in Milwaukee!

how far back in this thread do i have to go to get this clarity?

[homoe]

how far back in this thread do i have to go to get this clarity?



Just click on "first" it takes you to the first page! All the rules/explanations are there :hangloose:

[C0LLETTE]

GO to the first page! All the rules/explanations are there :hangloose:

yeah....i guess i expected people to follow through on those rules on explanations so a new thread member could join in with out having to go back a few hundred or few thousands posts to see what they are expected to post each time.

I'm not trying to be difficult but if a thread has a theme, etc, it should be clear enough by reading recent posts to new people/posters (even hundreds of posts later.) to be clear on what is required..That's why it's a "thread" , .don't you think?

[homoe]

1. I just can't seem to get going this morning.
2. I love having company, especially when they stay with me.
3. I enjoy posting in these threads on BF.

[Chad]

1. I just can't seem to get going this morning.
2. I love having company, especially when they stay with me.
3. I enjoy posting in these threads on BF.

You hate company! That is the lie.

[homoe]

You hate company! That is the lie.

BINGO.......

You got that right:hangloose:

[Kätzchen]

Due to an experience I had earlier today.....
Here's another chance to guess which statement is an false statement (the "LIE"):

I enjoy writing letters & sending post cards in the mail.:eyebat:

I enjoy buying pretty stickers and postage stamps. :hk28:

My post office provides exceptional service.
:firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck:


PS/ I tried to make it easy to spot the lie. :blush:

[homoe]

Due to an experience I had earlier today.....
Here's another chance to guess which statement is an false statement (the "LIE"):

I enjoy writing letters & sending post cards in the mail.:eyebat:

I enjoy buying pretty stickers and postage stamps. :hk28:

My post office provides exceptional service.
:firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck: :firetruck:


PS/ I tried to make it easy to spot the lie. :blush:

Let me take a wild guess that it's the 3 statement that is false......LMAO