Test

[Cyclopea]

testing.............:fishswim:

[Cyclopea]

OK I answered my own question.
Impatient!
What a doofus.
:byebye:

[always2late]

What are we testing? I pick C! Is that the right answer? :)

[Cyclopea]

No it was 7.
The right answer was "seven".
lol.
:lol2:

[always2late]

Ok...where are my lovely parting gifts?

[Cyclopea]

http://www.letspolka.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pic_priceisright.jpg

[always2late]

Woo Hoo! Polka anyone?

[Cyclopea]

Polka is underrated!
YouTube- Eurovision 2007 Final Verka Serduchka "Dancing lasha tumbai"
SEEEEEeeeee?
I Yvant You See!

[always2late]

LOL...how do you find these wonderfully appropriate you tubisms so fast?

[Cyclopea]

Scary!
:nerd:

[Diva]

Ok, THAT exchange was hysterical! THANK You! I have tears in my eyes!

I'm looking for Don Pardo now.......:2cents:

[DapperButch]

7?

And here I thought you were testing the Emergency Broadcast System...

"...this is only a test...."

[always2late]

Ok, THAT exchange was hysterical! THANK You! I have tears in my eyes!

I'm looking for Don Pardo now.......:2cents:

LOL...good ol' Don Pardo...

May I have this polka Miss Diva? Since Cyclopea is too busy with you tube to polka away with me. LOL

[Cyclopea]

And there they go.....

YouTube- Atomik Harmonik - Turbo Polka

[always2late]

Holy cow...that is scary! Do you have a direct line to you tube?

[Cyclopea]

YouTube- Emergency Broadcasting System

[Diva]

:tango:



Ok, so it's the Tango....let's Polka, baby! ;)

[Cyclopea]

I don't need much...
:p

[Diva]

It's like Steve Martin......

"All I need is this chair.......all I need is this chair and this piece of string...." Or whatever he drug out with him......


All I need is a YouTube EBS Test Pattern......and this accordion.......just this YouTube thingy and this accordion.....and Don Pardo.....that's all I need......


Oh and a polka.......that's all I need. And this sock. :sock:

:|

[Cyclopea]

Viva Le Sock
:sock:
YouTube- The Sock Dance

[Puplove]

Everyone knows the answer is 42

and all I need is this chair. And this ashtray. And this lamp. And this remote control. And this paddle game. And this magazine. That's all I need.

[Cyclopea]

The answer was 9. Number "nine".
YouTube- Revolution Number 9

[Diva]

Everyone knows the answer is 42

and all I need is this chair. And this ashtray. And this lamp. And this remote control. And this paddle game. And this magazine. That's all I need.


Let the randomness begin........The Hater's here!!!!

<giggle>

I thought the answer was Sri Lanka.

Here...have a chip.....:poker:

[Puplove]

The answer was 9. Number "nine".


Love Potion Number 9

[Diva]

I am looking at an old Sex Pistol.


(No, Hater, I am NOT looking in the mirror......:huhlaugh: )

[Gemme]

This thread is proof that y'all can have fun with anything. :cheer:

You should see what we can do with silly spray, canned cheese, a tampon, and a number 2 pencil. Macgyver doesn't have anything on us.

[Puplove]

I am looking at an old Sex Pistol.


(No, Hater, I am NOT looking in the mirror......:huhlaugh: )

Well, never mind the bollocks then

[Diva]

You should see what we can do with silly spray, canned cheese, a tampon, and a number 2 pencil. Macgyver doesn't have anything on us.


You mean MacGruber, don't You? :canadian:

YouTube- macgruber

[DapperButch]

It's like Steve Martin......

"All I need is this chair.......all I need is this chair and this piece of string...." Or whatever he drug out with him......


All I need is a YouTube EBS Test Pattern......and this accordion.......just this YouTube thingy and this accordion.....and Don Pardo.....that's all I need......


Oh and a polka.......that's all I need. And this sock. :sock:

:|


You and your socks! LOL

[SuperFemme]

You should see what we can do with silly spray, canned cheese, a tampon, and a number 2 pencil. Macgyver doesn't have anything on us.

Are we filming a Lifetime movie?

[always2late]

You should see what we can do with silly spray, canned cheese, a tampon, and a number 2 pencil. Macgyver doesn't have anything on us.


All we need is this....:elefant: and maybe a bubble saxophone and a stripey sock.

And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!

[Gemme]

Are we filming a Lifetime movie?

You guessed! It's a rock musical, actually. :guitar:

All we need is this....:elefant: and maybe a bubble saxophone and a stripey sock.

And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!

Dancing pink elephant, check.
Bubble sax, check.
Striped sock, check.

We're gonna be in the big money once this thing rolls out!

[Diva]

All we need is this....:elefant: and maybe a bubble saxophone and a stripey sock.

And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!


<channeling Don Pardo>

GEMME!!!!!! You've won an all~expense trip to Dime Box, Texas, a slightly used pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, comPLETE with an extra set of shoe strings! AND THAT'S NOT ALL, GEMME!!!!!!!!

You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

Thanks for playing!!!!!!!!

:thinking:

[DapperButch]

<channeling Don Pardo>

GEMME!!!!!! You've won an all~expense trip to Dime Box, Texas, a slightly used pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, comPLETE with an extra set of shoe strings! AND THAT'S NOT ALL, GEMME!!!!!!!!

You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

Thanks for playing!!!!!!!!

:thinking:

WOW.

So, Gemme, what cha doin later? You have some mighty nice prizes there...

[Gemme]

<channeling Don Pardo>

GEMME!!!!!! You've won an all~expense trip to Dime Box, Texas, a slightly used pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, comPLETE with an extra set of shoe strings! AND THAT'S NOT ALL, GEMME!!!!!!!!

You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

Thanks for playing!!!!!!!!

:thinking:

Woo hoooooo! :byebye:

WOW.

So, Gemme, what cha doin later? You have some mighty nice prizes there...

I'ma goin' to Dizzzzzznee World! :byebye:

[violaine]

http://www.oldradio.com/current/bc_conel.htm

http://www.essortment.com/all/tornadossiren_rntb.htm

[Cyclopea]

Those are cool!
We actually had one of these:
http://cas.awm.gov.au/screen_img/REL/14094
in the house growing up- it was loud as hell. It was designed to wake up the neighborhood in the event of air or gas attack. I grew up in a military town. We called it "the clacker".
:army:

[NJFemmie]

I'm here for the polka ...

YouTube- Dance, Dance, Dance Polka-Change of Pace


am I too late???

[NJFemmie]

http://www.traditioninaction.org/OrganicSociety/Images_1-100/A_024_PolishDress.jpg

Are we having pierogies???? I'm really in the mood for them.

[Diva]

I'm here for the polka ...




am I too late???


Let me strap on my Polka Shoes....

[NJFemmie]

(... and the answer was 9)
ppffttt.

[violaine]

http://www.inthe70s.com/toys/clackers3.shtml

i was just looking for a photo, but [some] comments cracked me up :ballcat:

[NJFemmie]

Let me strap on my Polka Shoes....


these?

http://pic.pbsrc.com/spacer.gifhttp://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq209/gypsiesdoitbetter/pinuppumps.jpg

[Diva]

(... and the answer was 9)
ppffttt.


Oh.
I thought it was Sri Lanka.


No?:closetopic:

[MrSunshine]

http://www.inthe70s.com/toys/clackers3.shtml

i was just looking for a photo, but [some] comments cracked me up :ballcat:


Oh Balls!!!

[Cyclopea]

Hey accordion 'aint just for Polka- it's all hip-hop and shite...

YouTube- The King of Squeeze Rock-Julz-A-"Crazay"

Mod-dren!
Avant-Gardee!

[NJFemmie]

Who cares about the accordion???
I'm more excited about the polka.

[Cyclopea]

http://www.inthe70s.com/toys/clackers3.shtml

i was just looking for a photo, but [some] comments cracked me up :ballcat:

omg we had them as well- LMAO
http://cheerbear.webs.com/ClackersBLUE.jpg
they took them off the market 'cause they would shatter and take yer eye out!

[NJFemmie]

Those things gave me huge black and blue marks on my arms.
Obviously, I wasn't any good at it.

[NJFemmie]

This was more my speed ....

http://images3.makefive.com/images/200903/e114aa5e9053b3eb.jpg

[violaine]

http://www.bullsballs.com/

[Cyclopea]

YouTube- death metal accordion
:freak:

[Cyclopea]

http://www.bullsballs.com/

yanno i hate those truck tow-hitch "balls". makes me want to strap a big vagina to my fender...
http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_vagina.jpg

[NJFemmie]

What ARE we talking about here???

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvES_CRQp-Y/RvuQmI7AanI/AAAAAAAAAAg/aAMB-wqJLDM/s320/pig-hat.gif

[NJFemmie]

ugh.... bbl, phone's ringing .........

http://content.changingthepresent.org/upload/stupid_gift_images/912/cell_phone_handset_normal.jpg

[Diva]

Ok Cyclo (which rhymes with Psycho, I'd like to point out).....I saw that picture (which was totally heinous, btw) and suddenly had this odd urge to go floss my teeth.....

:|

[Cyclopea]

What ARE we talking about here???


The accordion, silly...

YouTube- Satan LOVES the accordion!

[MrSunshine]

yanno i hate those truck tow-hitch "balls". makes me want to strap a big vagina to my fender...
http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_vagina.jpg



That there looks like it would hold in place by suction alone! A lot of flapping but holding steady.

[NJFemmie]

yanno i hate those truck tow-hitch "balls". makes me want to strap a big vagina to my fender...
http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_vagina.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SKflEYy0T6I/AAAAAAAAB1E/IaCx4p6NwQA/s400/Vagina+repair.jpg

Just in case AAA can't get to you in time.

[always2late]

Cyclo...WHERE do you find these pictures?? Wait...wait...nevermind, I am not sure I want to know.

[MrSunshine]

I think my next stop will be in the PTSD thread :|

[violaine]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clacker

:threadneedspics:

[always2late]

I'm here for the polka ...

YouTube- Dance, Dance, Dance Polka-Change of Pace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6btvG7aras)


am I too late???

It's NEVER too late for polka! There is always time and/or room for it...just like jello!

***sorry if this is off subject...but after cyclo's pic I need to find a happy place

[NJFemmie]

Ok Cyclo (which rhymes with Psycho, I'd like to point out).....I saw that picture (which was totally heinous, btw) and suddenly had this odd urge to go floss my teeth.....

:|




http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cupcake-dental-floss.jpg

[NJFemmie]

It's NEVER too late for polka! There is always time and/or room for it...just like jello!

***sorry if this is off subject...but after cyclo's pic I need to find a happy place


Woohoo! I'll bring the pierogies!

http://pictures.polandforall.com/images/polish-pierogi-pierogies.jpg

[Cyclopea]

Wash hands after flossing...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7460/dbasixxsoap3cy.jpg

I'm naughty!

[NJFemmie]

... and make sure you use the right towel.


http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z52/muratos/vubx/buttfacetowel.jpg

[Cyclopea]

towels are important!
http://lostinasupermarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DickTowel.jpg

[NJFemmie]

as are good robes........

http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=PopeThong_thumb.jpg


*cringe*

[violaine]

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n18/n93319.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Time to go home now .... have to warm up the car ....

http://www.hireco.co.nz/Portals/1/HireContent/1%20Strange%20Vehicles.jpg

c'ya later!

[violaine]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16301_the-6-most-badass-stunts-ever-pulled-in-name-science.html

:jollyroger:

[MrSunshine]

I'm all about the human bullet...

[Diva]

I tried to find the place where this thread went terribly wrong......

I believe it was post #1.

:writer:

[Cyclopea]

I tried to find the place where this thread went terribly wrong......

I believe it was post #1.

:writer:

Well I nevahhh!

http://stereotypeandsociety.typepad.com/photos/visual_history/tara_and_scarlet.jpg

[MrSunshine]

:crap: :fan: :crap:

[Diva]

I heard that.


Random thought #92: Is there black glitter? Does it sparkle?

[always2late]

I heard that.


Random thought #92: Is there black glitter? Does it sparkle?

Ah...its so good to see that I am not the only one plaugued with completely random thoughts.

Yes, Miss Diva, there is black glitter, and it does sparkle.

Scarlettopea, I am constantly and continually amazed at the plethora of pics you have at your disposal.

[Diva]

Ah...its so good to see that I am not the only one plaugued with completely random thoughts.

Yes, Miss Diva, there is black glitter, and it does sparkle.

Scarlettopea, I am constantly and continually amazed at the plethora of pics you have at your disposal.


Black glitter. Whoda thunk it!?!

www.photobucket.com

It's magic. :elefant:

[NJFemmie]

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1289519_f260.jpg

[Cyclopea]

http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/CostumeRental/CivilWar/Pics%20CivilWarSBelle/CivilWScarlettCB.jpg
http://www.allgwtw.com/images/barbie/carol_burnett_barbie.jpg

[daisygrrl]

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgn6KCyz1qzi1ujo1_500.jpg

[NJFemmie]

A pearl clutching moment ....

http://www.timvp.com/carolb.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/29/1212118219_9988/539w.jpg

[daisygrrl]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20080530/obit-korman/images/173d1542-c697-4d97-87ae-455b80fe3824.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.foxmoviechannel.com/images/movie_details/77L0008_lg_3_Harvey-Korman.jpg

[Cyclopea]

http://www.brookslyn.com/print/books/HA_Novel_Todaypress/Diesel1.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/29/1212118219_9988/539w.jpg

[violaine]

http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=99999999&topic=17173.msg554499

[NJFemmie]

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2008/04/01/abfab3.jpg

(I loved this show.)

YouTube- Absolutely Fabulous: Edina & Patsy in Court

[violaine]

i am trying to locate the image of patsy waking up with a cigarette in her mouth after nearly burning the place down. this is not the one-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1996/gallery/340/patsy.jpg

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Absolutely Fabulous-Series 2 Birth Part 1

at about 1:36 into the video, lol....

[LieslKate]

pee BEFORE reading this thread... now where are the Depends??????????

The answer is always 42... thanks for the :fishswim: !

[NJFemmie]

Never fall asleep at your desk ...

http://www.3click.tv/mp4//Absolutely%20Fabulous/season%202/metadata/112002.jpg

[NJFemmie]

.... or nod off in a park .......

http://scenteddemented.com/isitahat.jpg

[Dean Thoreau]

:fishswim: i think the fish is hungry

[violaine]

YouTube- The Incredible Crash Test Dummies

[Gentle Tiger]

Umm...I am very confused. I could have sworn the answer was 3 times pi R squared:deepthoughts::computer2:

[violaine]

q: what is the species of bird in post 96# ?

[Cyclopea]

some sort of pheasant?

[I'mOneToo]

this really IS a test, huh. some brand of ptarmigan?

q: what is the species of bird in post 96# ?

[violaine]

dear cyclopea & i'monetoo -

http://www.northrup.org/photos/pheasant/
[lovely pheasant/grouse images]

gold stars- and silver, blue, green, and red :)

[violaine]

http://www.typingtest.com/

[Cyclopea]

http://www.typingtest.com/

34 WPM, 89% Accuracy. I suck! I type with two fingers and a thumb.
:pendulum:

[violaine]

Test completed - here are your results:
Net Speed: 51 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 94%
Gross Speed: 54 WPM
(words/minute)


and i am on the phone ;)

[Gemme]

Net Speed: 48 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 100%
Gross Speed: 48 WPM
(words/minute)

[violaine]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[violaine]

http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/

:cat:

[Kimbo]

http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/

:cat:

Those are really cute..Thanks for sharing.

[violaine]

for telephones too!


http://2dsecurity.com/files/1680673/uploaded/NAP%20alarm.jpg


http://www.2dsecurity.com/nap_alarm

[SoulSearcher]

OMG. I know I am late on this but I took the typing test and found out that I suck. I typed 66 wpm with 0 errors. That is so bad, isn't it? lol