Butch or Femme Test

[silkepus]

This might have been posted somewhere else already, but I'm posting it anyway:p


If you ever wondered where on the butch femme scale you landed, this is the quiz for you.

http://members.tripod.com/~womens_voices/BF100/BF100.html?submit=I+understand+it+is+a+satire

It’s kinda old so not all of the questions make sense, but still fun.


Apparently though, I'm not femme at all:p



I'm a:
SOFT ANDROGYNE

Your score placed you in the category of Soft Androgyne. This is the "steel magnolia" type. You may also wish to review Strong Femme and Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 41 and 47 on the scale.

For most of your life and social interaction, you don't really see yourself as either butch or femme, but if pressed into a corner, you react more femme than butch. You prefer to seek aid rather than solve your problems on your own, and prefer to give aid rather than to encourage someone to stand on their own feet. You're fairly well balanced over all, with the occasional weakness you haven't quite yet conquered.

Education is important to you, as you see knowledge as a key to independence and freedom, and you tend to have a higher educational level than your peers, either formally or by self-teaching. You read a lot, and a varied assortment of genres, enjoying cartoons as much as heavy psych drama. Biography, however, bores you. You like historical anecdotes but are not very good at memorizing dates, having a more general sense of time.

Your home is a roof for you and not a showplace. Order is optional. You cook if you have to and are efficient at it but really don't like to bother. You prefer to be fed. You like small dogs or big cats and the occasional hamster.

You enjoy a fairly strong butch for a partner, along the lines of a Feminist or Classic Butch, and take on other Androgynes as friends. Family is not terribly important to you, and odds are good you came from a home where that was not the primary issue. You may have a good, but distant relation with your family, or may not be in touch at all, but it's pretty certain you don't live with them unless you have to, or in the same city.

[imperfect_cupcake]

Oh I took that one years ago! I'm surprised it's still there! I think I took it in 2000 or something. I got practical femme or something like that. I've tried taking it just now but it won't give me an answer lol just tells me it's not available. After 100 questions, slightly annoying.
I love silly tests.

[KayCee]

Strong Femme

[Asari]

Soft Androgyne. *shrug*

[Sweet Bliss]

Steel Magnolia ....:spruceup::cheer::girlonatv::toast::awww:

[Words]

For most of your life and social interaction, you don't really see yourself as either butch or femme, but if pressed into a corner, you react more femme than butch. You prefer to seek aid rather than solve your problems on your own, and prefer to give aid rather than to encourage someone to stand on their own feet. You're fairly well balanced over all, with the occasional weakness you haven't quite yet conquered.

Can I scream now? Please? Pretty, helpless, can't exist without a butch coming to my rescue please?

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[silkepus]

Oh I took that one years ago! I'm surprised it's still there! I think I took it in 2000 or something. I got practical femme or something like that. I've tried taking it just now but it won't give me an answer lol just tells me it's not available. After 100 questions, slightly annoying.
I love silly tests.

I love them too:) I had the same problem when taking it in firefox so I switched to chrome and got the your brozer wont let you rederict message but there was I link I could click to see my results.

Im kinda dissapointed to get androgyne though, I think I might have to take it again to, erhm, check:p

[silkepus]

Can I scream now? Please? Pretty, helpless, can't exist without a butch coming to my rescue please?

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lol, rember its only a test:p I errr'ed a bit with that part of the answer too, but butch coming to my rescue, I dont mind the sound of that:p

[KayCee]

Can I scream now? Please? Pretty, helpless, can't exist without a butch coming to my rescue please?

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but butch coming to my rescue, I dont mind the sound of that:p

yeah..lol..what's so wrong about that?:spruceup:

[ProfPacker]

ok. so I am a:

Soft Androgyne,

although some of the description regarding cooking and family, I do not agree with

[silkepus]

yeah..lol..what's so wrong about that?:spruceup:


I know right :princess:

Also I took it again and got Strong Femme yay! :p

[puddin']

Oh I took that one years ago! I'm surprised it's still there! I think I took it in 2000 or something. I got practical femme or something like that. I've tried taking it just now but it won't give me an answer lol just tells me it's not available. After 100 questions, slightly annoying.
I love silly tests.

I got the same result. it was a bit annoyin', after all that.

[silkepus]

I got the same result. it was a bit annoyin', after all that.

When you get that result there is a link to your real result in the text.

[willow]

Strong femme.

[Electrocell]

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HARD ANDROGYNE

Your score placed you in the category of Hard Androgyne. This is the "tom boy" type of ranking. You may also wish to review Androgyne and Gentle Butch, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 53 and 60 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations; it includes a large number of males and averages around 41 years of age.



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Most of the time you really don't think of yourself as butch or femme, but if pressured, you tend to react aggressively - either to solve a problem or to defend yourself. You aren't extremely masculine, yet are more drawn to your masculine side than your feminine side.

Security is paramount to you, and the locks on your house and tendency to monogamy reflect that. You like money in the savings and a retirement plan in place. You are nervous and insecure without that. You are a good provider, often appearing in upper management positions, and are an excellent supervisor.

Logic and mathematics fascinate you, and you have a very good memory. You are best remembering what you have seen in a video sense - sound and picture. About half of what you read sticks with you and what you hear goes in one ear and out the other. Pictures you remember very well.

You like action adventure movies and books, though you don't read a lot. You are heavily into technology, computers, and fun lil gadgets to play with.

As a parent you are strict but not overbearing, and tend to be a bit over protective. You are a staunch defender of your legal rights.

For partners you prefer a softer femme, along the lines of the Classic or Lipstick Femme. For friends you encompass everyone, though you find Extreme Butches a bit plastic and pure Androgynes indecisive.

LOL according to this I'm not even butch. Oh well I know different.

[perstephone]

I got Strong Femme:

STRONG FEMME

Your score placed you in the category of Strong Femme. This is often called a "femme butch" type. You may also wish to review Practical Femme and Soft Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 33 and 40 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your type is the majority of the femme and the female population and includes a fair number of males.

You identify as female rather than femme, or as a male with an open mind to female issues. Your raising and socialization, however, has implanted enough of traditional femme roles and obligations, though, that you don't quite make it to the bridge category of Androgyne which lies between femme and butch.

You are practical in child raising but have no qualms about calling a baby sitter when you've had enough for the day. You are a good co-provider in a balanced partnership but resent carrying the full financial weight. You expect your partner to help you with your home and while you prefer order to chaos, won't do their share for them.

You are independent and proudly female, and don't really mind living alone, though you'd prefer not to. You sleep with a small light on, and usually in the nude. You insist on good communication in your relationships.

You are most comfortable with Androgynes and Gentle or Feminist Butches as partners, rarely dating other femmes, though admittedly physically you find them attractive. The butch "mystique" or the balance in an Androgyne attracts you more. You get along well with most types, though Extreme Femmes you find a bit overdone and aren't entirely comfortable with Extreme Butches.

[imperfect_cupcake]

yeah..lol..what's so wrong about that?:spruceup:

It's ok if you like to be rescued. Only let very, very particular people take care of me. If I f let someone take care of something for me? Wow. You are sumthin extra, extra special. For me it takes trust. Some people it doesn't and it's fun for them.... Just like I love really terrifying movies and traveling to new countries on my own and carnie rides.... Some people find those frightening and uncomfortable. I find someone I don't trust trying to rescue me scary and uncomfortable ;)

Yeah. Butches can impress me by offering to help me with errands instead of rescuing me. More impressed with that. Here's a mop. And if you give me a lift to The bank and fix my bike I will sigh happily.

[DapperButch]

Oh I took that one years ago! I'm surprised it's still there! I think I took it in 2000 or something. I got practical femme or something like that. I've tried taking it just now but it won't give me an answer lol just tells me it's not available. After 100 questions, slightly annoying.
I love silly tests.

haha! That is what I just came on here to say! If the first question about the grilled cheese sandwich wasn't so memorable, I probably wouldn't have figured it out until halfway through it (well, actually, seeing it was 100 questions is what really tipped me off to consider it was "that" test.).

[Gráinne]

SOFT ANDROGYNE

Your score placed you in the category of Soft Androgyne. This is the "steel magnolia" type. You may also wish to review Strong Femme and Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 41 and 47 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group is a large part of the 35-45 age group for the most part and has a wide mix of genders and orientations.

For most of your life and social interaction, you don't really see yourself as either butch or femme, but if pressed into a corner, you react more femme than butch. You prefer to seek aid rather than solve your problems on your own, and prefer to give aid rather than to encourage someone to stand on their own feet. You're fairly well balanced over all, with the occasional weakness you haven't quite yet conquered.

Education is important to you, as you see knowledge as a key to independence and freedom, and you tend to have a higher educational level than your peers, either formally or by self-teaching. You read a lot, and a varied assortment of genres, enjoying cartoons as much as heavy psych drama. Biography, however, bores you. You like historical anecdotes but are not very good at memorizing dates, having a more general sense of time.

Your home is a roof for you and not a showplace. Order is optional. You cook if you have to and are efficient at it but really don't like to bother. You prefer to be fed. You like small dogs or big cats and the occasional hamster.

You enjoy a fairly strong butch for a partner, along the lines of a Feminist or Classic Butch, and take on other Androgynes as friends. Family is not terribly important to you, and odds are good you came from a home where that was not the primary issue. You may have a good, but distant relation with your family, or may not be in touch at all, but it's pretty certain you don't live with them unless you have to, or in the same city.

[Orema]

Strong femme . . . . . . . . .

[Gemme]

Mine was actually pretty accurate.

[randrum]

GENTLE BUTCH

Your score placed you in the category of Gentle Butch, often called a Femme Butch. You may also wish to review Hard Androgyne and Feminist Butch, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 61 and 67 on the scale. Your group is a large portion of the lesbian population, and includes a fair number of feminist males.

You identify with being Butch and are proud of it, yet do not require yourself or your spouse to comply with gender roles in actions and relationships. You like to open doors for ladies but don't press the issue, and aren't offended if they prefer to open them themselves. In fact, you are at times tickled to have a door opened for you.

You work hard most likely in a job requiring manual labor of some kind or an emergency rescue or health care position. You handle human trauma well and have a strong stomach for it, but have a soft side if it involves children or the frail elderly.

You are physically fit and strong, even if disabled in some way you have compensated that loss in other strengths. You prefer a crisp, neat style bordering on preppy.

Your house is generally neat though at times you let it really slide, you're good at cleaning it up for the in-laws should they visit. Housework is not your forte, but you don't object to helping out with that.

For partners you prefer the more androgynous femmes as in the Strong Femme and Soft Androgyne, and for your buds you like other butches.

[Gayandgray]

Mine was ANDROGYNE......

[afemmenatalie]

Strong Femme........

Think it was the same when I did it almost two decades ago!

[Stone-Butch]

Most of the time you really don't think of yourself as butch or femme, but if pressured, you tend to react aggressively - either to solve a problem or to defend yourself. You aren't extremely masculine, yet are more drawn to your masculine side than your feminine side.

Security is paramount to you, and the locks on your house and tendency to monogamy reflect that. You like money in the savings and a retirement plan in place. You are nervous and insecure without that. You are a good provider, often appearing in upper management positions, and are an excellent supervisor.

Logic and mathematics fascinate you, and you have a very good memory. You are best remembering what you have seen in a video sense - sound and picture. About half of what you read sticks with you and what you hear goes in one ear and out the other. Pictures you remember very well.

You like action adventure movies and books, though you don't read a lot. You are heavily into technology, computers, and fun lil gadgets to play with.

As a parent you are strict but not overbearing, and tend to be a bit over protective. You are a staunch defender of your legal rights.

For partners you prefer a softer femme, along the lines of the Classic or Lipstick Femme. For friends you encompass everyone, though you find Extreme Butches a bit plastic and pure Androgynes indecisive.

[FireSignFemme]

Mine was all wrong. Apparently I am an enigma.

[Gayandgray]

Mine was all wrong. Apparently I am an enigma.

Well mine says androgyne but I think I'm just a sorta tomboyish femme..... Who knows?:confused:

[~ocean]

strong femme

[meridiantoo]

SOFT ANDROGYNE

[homoe]

HARD ANDROGYNE

[CherylNYC]

Hmm. The test thinks I'm an androgyne.

Whatever.

[homoe]

That test is to friggin L O N G (IMHO):seeingstars:

[*Anya*]

It's really old, too.

If I recall correctly, one of the questions is about VCR's!

That cracked me up.

I am not tomboi at all but it also scored me as an androgyne.

It was fun anyway.

[legally_b10nde]

Practical Femme. My practical time was wasted trying to finish the test.

[cricket26]

strong femme

You identify as female rather than femme, or as a male with an open mind to female issues. Your raising and socialization, however, has implanted enough of traditional femme roles and obligations, though, that you don't quite make it to the bridge category of Androgyne which lies between femme and butch.

You are practical in child raising but have no qualms about calling a baby sitter when you've had enough for the day. You are a good co-provider in a balanced partnership but resent carrying the full financial weight. You expect your partner to help you with your home and while you prefer order to chaos, won't do their share for them.

You are independent and proudly female, and don't really mind living alone, though you'd prefer not to. You sleep with a small light on, and usually in the nude. You insist on good communication in your relationships.

You are most comfortable with Androgynes and Gentle or Feminist Butches as partners, rarely dating other femmes, though admittedly physically you find them attractive. The butch "mystique" or the balance in an Androgyne attracts you more. You get along well with most types, though Extreme Femmes you find a bit overdone and aren't entirely comfortable with Extreme Butches.

[girl_dee]

OMG 100 questions, and wow even though i am not androgyne (or am i ??) lots of this is exactly right.


SOFT ANDROGYNE

Your score placed you in the category of Soft Androgyne. This is the "steel magnolia" type. You may also wish to review Strong Femme and Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 41 and 47 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group is a large part of the 35-45 age group for the most part and has a wide mix of genders and orientations.

For most of your life and social interaction, you don't really see yourself as either butch or femme, but if pressed into a corner, you react more femme than butch. You prefer to seek aid rather than solve your problems on your own, and prefer to give aid rather than to encourage someone to stand on their own feet. You're fairly well balanced over all, with the occasional weakness you haven't quite yet conquered.

Education is important to you, as you see knowledge as a key to independence and freedom, and you tend to have a higher educational level than your peers, either formally or by self-teaching. You read a lot, and a varied assortment of genres, enjoying cartoons as much as heavy psych drama. Biography, however, bores you. You like historical anecdotes but are not very good at memorizing dates, having a more general sense of time.

Your home is a roof for you and not a showplace. Order is optional. You cook if you have to and are efficient at it but really don't like to bother. You prefer to be fed. You like small dogs or big cats and the occasional hamster.

You enjoy a fairly strong butch for a partner, along the lines of a Feminist or Classic Butch, and take on other Androgynes as friends. Family is not terribly important to you, and odds are good you came from a home where that was not the primary issue. You may have a good, but distant relation with your family, or may not be in touch at all, but it's pretty certain you don't live with them unless you have to, or in the same city.

[Esme nha Maire]

My result was:

ANDROGYNE

Your score placed you in the category of Androgyne. This is the true middle of the road, neither butch nor femme. You may also wish to review Soft Androgyne and Hard Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 48 and 52 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations, though is not as large a part of the population as the hard and soft androgynes surrounding you.

You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as "you" and that's all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don't drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

You're willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You're also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you're average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either "curvy" or "chisled". If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren't a doormat, though, and do express your opionions.
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I find this interesting because I've been told by various folk that know me I'm femme (majority), tomboyish (one), or soft butch (one) and was twice assumed to be butch when out for an evening (doubtless due to size and apparel) . I'm definitely neither butch nor an extreme femme, I've seen a soft butch that could sweep me off my feet any day she likes (sadly, I saw her on YouTube... sigh) and I find femmes cute, but emotionally I'm closer to femmes than butches.