Dating persona test - fun and humorous

[imperfect_cupcake]

A long time ago this test was written as a spoof to Myers - Briggs but I actually think it's strangely accurate in a fun and silly kind of way.

I got

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:
The Peach (RGLM)
The Playstation (RGSM)
The Window Shopper (RGLD)


ALWAYS AVOID:
The Battleaxe (DBLM)

And I am rather pleased. And I'd love to meet "loverboy"



Who are you and who would you like to meet?

dating persona test here CLICKY (http://http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test)






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[candy_coated_bitch]

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)


The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

OMG, I am actually slightly offended LMFAO!!!! The name sounds really cool but not the description. Fuck you, test.

[imperfect_cupcake]

LOL most of my friends got Gengis Khunt. It is a dark humoured test....

PS. Two of my mates got that. The rest got Gengis Khunt, the playstation and the rose. There are some very funny personality write ups.

[Julie]

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
(explains everything to me now - poor poor Dreamer).

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.


You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.


Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.


Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


Your exact female opposite:
The Stiletto (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSM&g=2&o=2)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DBSMf_thumb.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSM&g=2&o=2) Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=2&o=2) The Peach (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=2&o=2)
Always Avoid:

Genghis Khunt (RBSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=2&o=2)

[silkepus]

The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

The Intern



Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.

From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.

The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person.

You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out.

You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.




Your exact female opposite:

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master

Consider:
The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

Always Avoid:
The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
Tell your friends to take the test!


So quiet, shy, choosy but really really likes sex. Yeah, sure why not.

[BullDog]

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

[ProfPacker]

I'm the Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

[Butterbean]

The link doesn't work for me?

[imperfect_cupcake]

aw! Bully lol
fabulous!

[Venus007]

The link doesn't work for me?

Hey there, The link didn't work for me either.

Here is the link that works: Dating Persona Test (http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test)

[imperfect_cupcake]

odd. not sure why the link I copied and pasted worked for some and not.others. thanks Venus

[willow]

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

our exact female opposite:

The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:

The Sudden Departure (RBLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Intern (DGSD)
The Maid of Honor (DGLM)

What a catch! :blink:

[imperfect_cupcake]

Hahahaha...people are more inclined to chase the ones that run away ;)

[Katniss]

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Female Opposite: The Dirty Little Secret

Consider: The Vapor Trail

Avoid: Bachelor


Translation; I'm a picky bitch. Seems about right, ha ha ha!


Katniss~~

[Katniss]

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

The Sudden Departure

The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

The last sentence in this cracks me up. Ahhh, the toothbrush is always the last to go.....:pointing:

[tantalizingfemme]

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Maid of Honor
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

[Electrocell]

Your results are in! You are...

The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.



Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you

Always Avoid:

The Battleaxe (DBLM)

[KayCee]

The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Maid of Honor

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


Your exact female opposite:

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you

Always Avoid:

The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Stiletto (DBSM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)


..uhu...lol...half-cocked..wonder what that means?

[TruTexan]

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
CONSIDER:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Battleaxe (DBLM)
The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

What the heck does half cocked mean??? LMAO
I guess I'll keep dating myself ! LMAO

[Sweet Bliss]

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me.

The Priss. :pointing: Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you.

You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard.

You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL.

Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction.. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after.

Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term.

.And soothing.

[Soon]

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

[hagster]

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Consider:
The Peach (RGLM)

Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

Always Avoid:
The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Battleaxe (DBLM)
Genghis Khunt (RBSM)
Half-Cocked (RBSD)

[imperfect_cupcake]

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Female Opposite: The Dirty Little Secret

Consider: The Vapor Trail

Avoid: Bachelor


Translation; I'm a picky bitch. Seems about right, ha ha ha!


Katniss~~


a disproportionate amount of exes are the above!
:D

[Teddybear]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Slow Dancer
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Your exact male opposite:
The Hornivore
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
CONSIDER:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
The Sonnet (DGLD)
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Battleaxe (DBLM)

[cricket26]

The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

[mountainbikedyke]

I'm The Sonnet. :cigar2:

[Butterbean]

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)


The Maid of Honor

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

[Gráinne]

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Maid of Honor
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

[Apocalipstic]

I got Peach too. No one too intense please!

Probably a pretty good description of me. Lol
Except for you know, not always gentle.

[Random]

I got

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:
The Peach (RGLM)
The Playstation (RGSM)
The Window Shopper (RGLD)


ALWAYS AVOID:The Battleaxe (DBLM)

[Jess]

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

The Playboy

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.
You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

CONSIDER:

The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
The Nurse (RGSD)

ALWAYS AVOID:
The Playstation (RGSM)



*** don't believe the hype***

[fatallyblonde]

I got the Peach. I'm kinda disappointed, I was hoping I'd get one that talked about what a bitch I am.

[BstlMyhart]

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


I'm renaming it "Butch of Honor" lol

[Breathless]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

[Queenie]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)



Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


Eh. That is pretty true.....

[imperfect_cupcake]

I'm suprised. most of my mates are gengis khunt. I dont see one here yet...

[Paradox]

So not sure if this is good or bad. I always do my best to avoid battle-axes in general :D.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

EXACT OPPOSITE:
The Nymph (DBSD)-Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:
The Peach (RGLM)-Random Gentle Love Master
The Playstation (RGSM)-Random Gentle Sex Master
The Window Shopper (RGLD)-Random Gentle Love Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID:
The Battleaxe (DBLM)-Deliberate Brutal Love Master

[always2late]

The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
The Peach

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Consider:
The Loverboy (RGLM) The Playboy (RGSM) The Boy Next Door (RGLD)

Always Avoid:
The False Messiah (DBLM)

[musicman]

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There’s a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There’s also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you’re completely together, the next you’re a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it’s likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

You will find the right person. In the short term, she’s someone virile who won’t sweat your imperfections. In the long term, she will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Maid of honor..bahaaaaaaaaa

[Katniss]

a disproportionate amount of exes are the above!
:D

See? We are a match! I love peaches. That soft outer skin, luscious juicy inside sweetness, and at the core a hard pit with a pointy edge that will cut you up if you aren't careful. :police:


Katniss~~(although I am starting to feel bad for whomever gets "Battleaxe" as apparently they don't get much love.....)

[ahk]

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

[MysticOceansFL]

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

The Sonnet


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

[Sweet Bliss]

Battle Axe... my reputation is forever soiled. :woodchop:

[*Anya*]

Your results are in! You are...
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


Your exact female opposite:

Genghis Khunt :|
Random Brutal Sex Master :|

CONSIDER:

The Peach (RGLM)

ALWAYS AVOID:

The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Battleaxe (DBLM)
Genghis Khunt (RBSM)
Half-Cocked (RBSD)

[Orema]

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked (Random Brutal Sex Dreamer)
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CONSIDER:
The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you
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ALWAYS AVOID:
The Battleaxe (DBLM)
The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

[LaDivina]

I'm in good company here!

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

[Jesse]

The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)


Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

[Queenie]

The Window Shopper

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)






Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Eh. True for the most part. Even if my husband is an artist. And yes I do floss! What an odd question. cute quiz!

[Cole610]

Well Im the Playstation. Good thing thats also my console of choice.
I have to avoid The Priss. But I knew that.

[CherryWine]

And it does seem quite accurate! :D

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Exact Opposite: The Nymph

Consider:
The Peach, The Playstation, The Window Shopper

Avoid:
The Battleaxe

[Tierney]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


Consider:

The Peach (RGLM)


Always Avoid:

The Stiletto (DBSM)

The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

Half-Cocked (RBSD)

[betruetoyoursoul]

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.



Your exact female opposite:

Genghis Khunt
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master

Consider:


The Peach (RGLM)


Always Avoid:


The Stiletto (DBSM)

The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

Half-Cocked (RBSD)


*I don't usually consider people dumb* ( I felt for me, that was kind of an arrogant statement in the conclusion of the test and the question on the test as well, arrogance is a turn off for me)*

[Virago]

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)


The Playstation

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When girls dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the women you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.


Your exact female opposite:
The Priss
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

Consider:
Anyone else

Always Avoid:
The Priss (DBLD)

[CherryWine]

Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.


These descriptions crack me up. :bedfuck:

(I've been waiting to use that smiley.)

[Virago]

These descriptions crack me up. :bedfuck:

(I've been waiting to use that smiley.)

lol Glad to have been here to give you that opportunity. lol

[Tuff Stuff]

As female it gave me Half-Cocked

As a male it gave me The Hornivore
"One day.the villagers came with torches to the house.In the smoldering ashes,stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

Whoa :blink:

[kittygrrl]

funny.. The Sonnet

[Daniela]

I'm a regular peach. :)
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[Sweet Bliss]

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.



So now I'm the Priss? lmao

[Kätzchen]

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

——————————— :rose:

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Female Opposite: The Dirty Little Secret

Consider: The Vapor Trail

Avoid: bachelor