Martini Anyone?

[SuperFemme]

Tell me about your favorite all time martini recipe.

I like lemon drops and chocolitini's.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini


1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban:weedsmoke:

[Selenay]

I used to love Appletinis.

2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Vermouth

And, although people think that a round slice of apple floating in the martini is a good idea, it's not. It's better to have a curl of apple peel, or a slice of apple on the rim.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Oh yes where I hang we may consume these


Key Lime Martini

2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1 oz Rose's lime juice
1 oz half-and-half

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve:bolt:

[SuperFemme]

I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini


1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban:weedsmoke:

Was that dirty or sweet?

[The_Lady_Snow]

[QUOTE=SuperFemme;38703]Was that dirty or sweet?[/QUOTE

Babygirl


Dirty....

always dirty.....:formalbow:

[SuperFemme]

1 1/2 ounces sake
1 1/2 ounces pear brandy
1 1/2 ounces pear nectar or juice
1 slice of Asian pear


Directions

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the sake, brandy and pear nectar and shake well. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with the pear slice.

[Arwen]

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

[SuperFemme]

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.


I find that when I order the martini is bigger than when my honey orders. Now why is that?

[The_Lady_Snow]

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.




Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

[SuperFemme]

Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?

[The_Lady_Snow]

* 1 oz. Absolut Raspberry Vodka
* 1 oz. White chocolate Godiva
* 1 oz. Creme de Cocoa
* Chocolate syrup

# In a shaker, combine first three ingredients with ice.
# Take chocolate syrup in swirl into martini glass. (Use to your liking)
# Shake shaker and strain into martini glass.

[Sachita]

mine is easy

grey goose
drop of vermouth
olive juice

[The_Lady_Snow]

Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?


You a Daddy???:batman:

[Arwen]

Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

I always knew you'd catch me, darling. :) Only yours. ONLY yours. :)

[Diva]

I like my martinis filthy......

Shustoff vodka
Vermouth
3 almond~stuffed olives
and the dirty stuff that they come in........

Shaken.

YUM.
:cheer:

[Mister Bent]

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.

[SuperFemme]

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.



Gin makes me loose.

With a twist.

[The_Lady_Snow]

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.



What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way


serve with gun oil on the side

[The_Lady_Snow]

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist.



you said it was my hands....

[Diva]

What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way


serve with gun oil on the side



I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )

[Just_G]

All of this talk about shots is making me thirsty! :beerbros:

[The_Lady_Snow]

I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )


Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)

[GinaSofia]

Kettle One
Vermouth
Extra Olive juice
bleu cheese or garlic stuffed olives(2)
shaken

yummmm.

[Diva]

Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)


But......of course. :spank:

[Arwen]

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[SuperFemme]

Dirty Harry Martini Recipe



Go ahead make my day. This Dirty Martini might just blow you away.



Ingredients:

6 oz. vodka

1 Dash Dry Vermouth

4 Stuffed Green Olives

1 oz. Brine from Olive Jar



Directions:

In a mixing glass, combine the vodka, dry vermouth, olives, and the brine.



Pour into a martini glass over ice, you can either drink it on the rocks, or strain out the ice.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Watermelon Martini


1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz citrus vodka
1 1/2 oz fresh watermelon juice

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Oh and remember to sugar the rim, for your martini or other rimming pleasures

[SuperFemme]

Snowy can haz back door martini?

[Mister Bent]

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist.


You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

[SuperFemme]

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:

[The_Lady_Snow]

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

OH

MY

GAY!!!!!


:freak:

[Mister Bent]

That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:

The one, the only Dirty Martini (http://www.missdirtymartini.com/html/home.htm).

[tiggs]

I absolutely adore martinis they seem to have the power to make the world beautiful :hippie: *giggles*

I tend to free pour my martinis :eyebat: so you need big glasses :spruceup:

But my fav is as follows:

two parts Godiva white chocolate liquer, one part Stolis vanilla vodka and one part espresso (cold). Shake liberally in a martini maker, pour in large martini glass (see above) and dust with pure cocoa powder. Don't use the hot chocolate powder it isn't nearly as nice. :cheerleader:

[SuperFemme]

The one, the only Dirty Martini (http://www.missdirtymartini.com/html/home.htm).


Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ.

[Arwen]

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ.


I read DIRTY SCHNAUZER. :|

[The_Lady_Snow]

I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....

[Mister Bent]

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ.

O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!

[SuperFemme]

YouTube- Achmed- I KILL YOU

[The_Lady_Snow]

O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!


ahhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it

[Mister Bent]

I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....

Better a dirty Sanchez than a dirty snatch(ez).

That may have sounded better in my head...

[weatherboi]

The cookie came over, made cosmopolitans for the brownie and I. He got the recipe from an app on his phone.

2 ounces of vodka
1/2 ounce of triple sec
Relative splash of cranberry

Over ice in a shaker.
Up in da glass w/ squeeze of lime.

[SuperFemme]

snatchatini anyone?

[The_Lady_Snow]

:vampire::vampire::vampire::vampire::vampire:

[Duchess]

1 1/2 oz vodka (I prefer the Goose or Van Gogh)
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz fresh pineapple juice
1 twist lemon peel :toast:


Duchess

[Arwen]

Saints Martini

1 shot of Bourbon (for the street)
Splash of lemon juice (for the tangy surprise)
Coke (for the cafFIEND cause we are going to need it)
Cherry (for the Championship cherry we just POPPED)

Pour it in a martini glass and loudly declare, "WHO DAT" as you drink it down.

P. to the S. I just made that up and have soooo not even tried it. LOL

[WolfyOne]

Now I'm going to start saving for a trip around the states that may or may not take a year to finish as I stop at everyone's house that listed martinis so I can personally try one the way each of you make it. This could turn into an awesome road trip, if I had company ..... I so, like dreaming.

[SassyLeo]

:barmartini:

1 oz cold espresso
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Kahlua
1 oz white creme de cacao

Pour ingredients into shaker filled with ice, shake vigorously, and strain into chilled martini glass.

MMMMM

[BestButchBoy]

Took a girl here on a date---we shared delicious martinis and she got a manicure...check out some of the recipes. Delicious...martinis.

http://www.beautybar.com/

[Toughy]

Ice cold martini glass

Sapphire Gin
Dry Vermouth swished around in the glass and poured out
Shaken, not stirred
at least 3 olives, no onions

on occasion, just a tiny bit of olive juice (dirty martini)....

or put the gin in the freezer until it gets a little thicker and just swig out of the bottle..........return to freezer....and repeat as needed.........

I don't drink alcohol anymore and I do miss a good martini.......just made my mouth water typing the recipe........laughin........

[Odarlin]

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.


Amen , except to the Bombay. Aromatically, it is to taffy what Tanquery is to juniper.

Speaking the truth is not arguing. *snicker*

[morningstar55]

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[Duchess]

1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc526.html)
1 1/2 shots creme de cacao (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc134.html)
1/2 shot vodka (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc28.html)
2 1/2 shots half-and-half (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc107.html) :cheer::clap::bdsmslave::tongue:

Duchess

[Mister Bent]

Amen , except to the Bombay. Aromatically, it is to taffy what Tanquery is to juniper.

Speaking the truth is not arguing. *snicker*

I will grant that speaking your opinion isn't necessarily arguing, but that calling it "truth" is indeed questionable.

Sapphire does have a very distinct aroma, but I don't find it sweet. Otherwise, I prefer Tanqueray almost exclusively.

And snicker is a candy bar.

So there.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Martini Anyone??

I need about 4....

http://api.ning.com/files/fmg9QI6Af7Qd6xfYIQer--NpS9WBxkx9EiIfMnOwpkY_/Martinis2.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Martini Anyone??

I need about 4....

http://api.ning.com/files/fmg9QI6Af7Qd6xfYIQer--NpS9WBxkx9EiIfMnOwpkY_/Martinis2.jpg

Don't make me tell you again! Those candy colored confections ain't NO kind of martini!

Look, you made me jack up my grammar and junk.

[Odarlin]

Don't make me tell you again! Those candy colored confections ain't NO kind of martini!


If only that were the "truth".
*:eatinghersheybar:*






;)

[cinnamongrrl]

I loveee this thread...so glad I found it!

[Dance-with-me]

Oh yes where I hang we may consume these


Key Lime Martini

2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1 oz Rose's lime juice
1 oz half-and-half

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve:bolt:
I make a variation on this -- no idea on proportions since I don't really measure but do it to taste:
Mix some fresh lime juice or bottled key lime juice with a couple of Tbsp of sweetened condensed milk, add vanilla vodka or regular vodka plus a touch of vanilla, mix in some pineapple juice (I've done it without but even just a bit really helps to pull together the flavors), shake, strain, serve.

Yummmmmmm.

[Duchess]

French Martini


1 1/2 oz vodka
1/4 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1/4 ozfresh pineapple juice
1 twist lemon peel

[Kätzchen]

http://bellevuelocaltable.com/wp-content/BlueMartini_blt.jpg

1 1/2 oz of Bombay Sapphire
1/2 oz of Blue Curacao Sweet & Sour
a tinsy bit of fresh lime juice
shake with ice and serve

[cinnamongrrl]

<Finds myself humming "I think I love you" as I peruse the thread>

:byebye:

[Kätzchen]

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[cinnamongrrl]

For this drink you will need:

chili flavored vodka (such as Absolut peppar or Stoli Hot; these are also tasty in Bloody Mary's!)
Godiva chocolate liqueur
brandy

To make:

Combine 1oz vodka, 31/2 oz chocolate liqueur, and splash of brandy in an ice filled shake. Strain into 2 chilled glasses

Optional rim garnish: crushed red hots or Hot Tamales...

[Duchess]

http://www.theshootingrange.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/oval-straight-up-martini.jpg

Ingredients:

2 oz vodka
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz Irish whiskey
lemon twist for garnish
Preparation:

Pour the Irish whiskey into a chilled cocktail glass.
Swirl around the glass in order to coat the inside.
Drain the excess whiskey.
Pour the vodka and dry vermouth into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice.
Shake well.
Strain into the cocktail glass.
Garnish with the lemon twist.

[Bèsame*]

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[Kätzchen]

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[rhopar]

I'll just have a good ole very dirty martini, grey goose vodka, shaken, not stirred.

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6V7GSOBXuwI/Uj8r2brULwI/AAAAAAAADSk/zQA_wmbjU8o/s1600/bond-martini_header.jpg


My name is Bond, Happy_Go_Lucky Bond. Dirtier the better. :)

[Bèsame*]

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[Kätzchen]

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[Bèsame*]

tis the season

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