Lets Hear a BIG HELL YEAH from the Redneck Girls & Cowboys

[Sachita]

YouTube- Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman

Nothing excites me more then a cowboy. Cowboy boots, 501's, hat and a pickup.

Screw the disco, I'm grabbing some bales of straw to sit on, loading up the boom box with country music, filling the tub with ice and beer and setting up the bourbon table, all in the woods. So drop your tail gate and lets have some fun!

recipes, country music, southern cooking, hats, tractors, anything redneck.

[Softly]

filling the tub with ice and beer

you drink beer out of the tub?
or am I missing something here.
:|

[Sachita]

you drink beer out of the tub?
or am I missing something here.
:|


lol- yeah we bob for dildos floating in the beer! lol

kidding

No honey you fill the tub, like a wash tub, full of ice and stick the beers in it,

[WolfyOne]

I'll have a beer and listen to country music with ya'll. I'll even dance and sing along with the songs. I enjoy country music, but I hafta tell you.............disco still lives.

[Sachita]

I'll have a beer and listen to country music with ya'll. I'll even dance and sing along with the songs. I enjoy country music, but I hafta tell you.............disco still lives.

:drunk:

I listen to disco and dance with the dogs. I listen to a lot of music but deep down I'm a redneck country girl and this party is country. leave your disco at the door please!

[Jet]

Gotta do this Georgia style with 2 syllables:

Hay'el yeah!

[Sachita]

Gotta do this Georgia style with 2 syllables:

Hay'el yeah!


lol- You go Jet! Show em how its done!

[Sachita]

Perfect Fried Chicken
http://allrecipes.com/HowTo/Perfect-Fried-Chicken/Detail.aspx

I soak mine in buttermilk overnight and I like peanut oil.

Lets ramp up. I think we might have to have a real party on the farm this summer. Lets pull out the fryers. Fried green maters, catfish, hush puppies and chicken. whatcha bringing?

[Softly]

lol- yeah we bob for dildos floating in the beer! lol

kidding

No honey you fill the tub, like a wash tub, full of ice and stick the beers in it,

sounds fun to party with you all!

:D

I get it now. Thank you lol

[Sachita]

sounds fun to party with you all!

:D

I get it now. Thank you lol

My middle name is "Fun" when their not calling me bitch. lol

and thats ya'll

Come on down yankee!

[Rockinonahigh]

OMG....I havent herd the words beer in a wash tub in so long..brought back so many fond memories.Fried maters,corn bread and greens with fried chicken..dont forget double stack chokalate devils food cake.I got the boots,the 501's& big old hat to go with it...
Rockin

[christie]

My middle name is "Fun" when their not calling me bitch. lol

and thats ya'll

Come on down yankee!

Actually, my dear southern sistah... its "all ya'll" - plural, dontcha know??

We aint slaughterin them chickens for the fryers, are we? :P

You plannin' a real ho'down!

[labete]

I don't know about the redneck part (depends on how you define it, like a lot of things, and there are some things associated with that term I cannot abide), but I definitely have a thing for country butches. :onebutch: Boots, leather belts, pickup trucks, "yes, ma'am," country music, tip of the hat ... a special kind of charm. :awww:

[Sachita]

OMG....I havent herd the words beer in a wash tub in so long..brought back so many fond memories.Fried maters,corn bread and greens with fried chicken..dont forget double stack chokalate devils food cake.I got the boots,the 501's& big old hat to go with it...
Rockin

nawwww we need some red velvet cake

[Sachita]

Actually, my dear southern sistah... its "all ya'll" - plural, dontcha know??

We aint slaughterin them chickens for the fryers, are we? :P

You plannin' a real ho'down!


well hell I can barely talk and now you want me to spell? lol

No, buying chicken.

Big ass ho down for sure

[christie]

I will have to remind Jess that the morning after attire is NOT Hys bathrobe, cowboy boots and cowboy hat...

I still dont think that the lil ole methodists attending church that morning were quite prepared for that hunk o'burnin love meandering in the yard...

[Sachita]

I will have to remind Jess that the morning after attire is NOT Hys bathrobe, cowboy boots and cowboy hat...

I still dont think that the lil ole methodists attending church that morning were quite prepared for that hunk o'burnin love meandering in the yard...


lol- omg I see that in my minds eye.

[WolfyOne]

Fried Chicken......will it be crispy? I like mine with some crunch. I like to cook, but I also like when someone else cooks for me. I never mind helping in the kitchen.

Now lets get the music cranked up for a line dance or three. I only know one, so I'm up for learning if someone wants to teach me.

[Blade]

I sure hope someone is bringing nanner puddin. Aint no southern anything worth nothin without real nanner puddin. I don't know how to make it.

Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy

[Sachita]

I sure hope someone is bringing nanner puddin. Aint no southern anything worth nothin without real nanner puddin. I don't know how to make it.

Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy

yep yep with vanilla wafers of course

[Sachita]

Fried Chicken......will it be crispy? I like mine with some crunch. I like to cook, but I also like when someone else cooks for me. I never mind helping in the kitchen.

Now lets get the music cranked up for a line dance or three. I only know one, so I'm up for learning if someone wants to teach me.


ohhh you gotta check out that link I have here on perfect fried chicken. Southern Fried Chicken is an art. When you soak it in buttermilk you're adding flavor and fat. Its all about the fat. lol
Then you want to oil just right or you'll have brown outside, raw inside. The link will tell you a lot. Give it roll.

But we'll be happy to provide the fried foods if ya'll bring the fixin's.

[Jet]

Now the way I heered it:

Ya know yer a redneck when:

1. You mow the front lawn and find a pickup sittin' there.

2. You go to a family reunion and find a date.

3. Yer belt buckle is made from a beer can.

Hee haw!

[Rockinonahigh]

nawwww we need some red velvet cake

Oh heck yeah,red velvet cake...yum.
Rockin

[Blade]

Chuckling....Jet, I've actually push mowed my yard after midnight with flashlights duct taped to the mower handle. LOL yes this is a true story!

[DELSDAUGHTER]

Chuckling....Jet, I've actually push mowed my yard after midnight with flashlights duct taped to the mower handle. LOL yes this is a true story!

lmao........

[WolfyOne]

ohhh you gotta check out that link I have here on perfect fried chicken. Southern Fried Chicken is an art. When you soak it in buttermilk you're adding flavor and fat. Its all about the fat. lol
Then you want to oil just right or you'll have brown outside, raw inside. The link will tell you a lot. Give it roll.

But we'll be happy to provide the fried foods if ya'll bring the fixin's.


I am a Yankee living in Oklahoma and I'll admit, no matter how hard I try, I can't fry. I can never get the oil right. It's either too hot or not hot enough. I can cook almost anything, but keep me away from frying anything.....unless I have a deep fryer I can set the temperature on.

[key]

Potato Salad, my number one favorite comfort food. The recipe my mother makes below, but I like to put dill AND sweet relish in mine. If you want to get really decadent, sprinkle bacon bits on top!

:eating:


Ingredients

* 5 potatoes
* 3 eggs
* 1 cup chopped celery
* 1/2 cup chopped onion
* 1/2 cup sweet pickle relish
* 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
* 1/4 teaspoon celery salt
* 1 tablespoon prepared mustard
* ground black pepper to taste
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise

Directions

1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add potatoes and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain, cool, peel and chop.
2. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
3. In a large bowl, combine the potatoes, eggs, celery, onion, relish, garlic salt, celery salt, mustard, pepper and mayonnaise. Mix together well and refrigerate until chilled.

[christie]

lol- omg I see that in my minds eye.

Its, oddly enough, hawt...

Must be true about love being blind cause I love Hym any way Hy wants to be...

[christie]

I sure hope someone is bringing nanner puddin. Aint no southern anything worth nothin without real nanner puddin. I don't know how to make it.

Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy

I can make my Momma's handed down nanner puddin... The "pudding" is egg yolks, an obscene amount of sugar, milk and vanilla...slowly cooked and constantly stirred (sorta like a roux)...

I've been told that its some grand stuff. I dont eat it, but apparently, I sure can make it....

[Sachita]

Its, oddly enough, hawt...

Must be true about love being blind cause I love Hym any way Hy wants to be...

damn right! I believe that totally,

[theoddz]

I'm here with a giftie for the "threadwarmin' party". :dance1:

YouTube- Tracy Byrd - Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[Tommi]

YouTube- Jennifer Corday "Redneck Lesbo"

[Jess]

Ahem..

HELL YEAH!!

[christie]

YouTube- Montgomery Gentry - Hell Yeah (With Lyrics)

[Deborah]

out here they do 'pasture parties'...I say they cuz I can't say we...I am too scared of the snakes!

[Jess]

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby :)

Looking forward to it!

[christie]

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby :)

Looking forward to it!

Enough bourbon and the aversion won't happen till I wake in the morning!:drunk::drunk::drunk:

[Sachita]

YouTube- Jennifer Corday "Redneck Lesbo" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhZa6qaw84)


this is great! Thank you Tommi

[Sachita]

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby :)

Looking forward to it!

well I'm sure you guys will be over long before then. we will have a guest room and as you know dogs run this joint so no problem.

But by the time we do the ho down I'll have Farmer J put some kind of shower and potty in, maybe some porta something and everyone can bring tents or whatever esle they want to sleep in. I even have a spot by the barn with RV power if anyone wants to bring an RV. I'm sure we'll gets something set up good.

An old friend of mine, little Asian man wants to come play his fiddle. lol - He's very good. I'll have Farmer J help me put a dance floor down. I'd like to do something we can use again cuz I love outdoor parties with dancing.

[christie]

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

[IrishGrrl]

This sounds like such a good time!!!!

Wish we were still in VA..sniff*:wallbreak:

[Sachita]

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

when what? when you guys are coming or when we're having a party? you guys are always welcome,

probably summer or early fall. not sure, have to wait till Farmer J see's what can be done.

[Sachita]

This sounds like such a good time!!!!

Wish we were still in VA..sniff*:wallbreak:


when you know, put your tail in a truck, bus or plane. Ain't that far. lol

[christie]

when what? when you guys are coming or when we're having a party? you guys are always welcome,

probably summer or early fall. not sure, have to wait till Farmer J see's what can be done.


When = when we gonna ho down?

:) So much for you coming to dinner this weekend with snow on the way :(

[Blade]

Christie you crack me up with your snake phobia! Snakes come out when it starts to get warm, usually about April you will start to see snakes. The cooler the weather the slower they are. So from May to October in our area you will see snakes, or might see snakes. Your chances of it being a poisonous snake is about 1 in 5.
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/ecoview/Eco3.htm

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

[wolfwalker]

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby :)

Looking forward to it!

we will make sure christie is all safe and sound in the house LOL

wolfwalker

[Sachita]

we will make sure christie is all safe and sound in the house LOL

wolfwalker

But we gotta get that snake out of the room first. I didnt bother him cuz he wasnt eating much.:raspberry:

[Tommi]

this is great! Thank you Tommi

Glad you liked it. She is fun. She is our local talented one here in Southern California:farmtree:.

Jennifer loves doing that song at the Pride events .

http://www.corday.net/

[christie]

But we gotta get that snake out of the room first. I didnt bother him cuz he wasnt eating much.:raspberry:

Yer not funny, chica... Not funny at ALL...

Wanna see how redneck I am at heart? Get me near a snake...

I dont care what anyone says... only GOOD snake is a dead one...

[christie]

Christie you crack me up with your snake phobia! Snakes come out when it starts to get warm, usually about April you will start to see snakes. The cooler the weather the slower they are. So from May to October in our area you will see snakes, or might see snakes. Your chances of it being a poisonous snake is about 1 in 5.
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/ecoview/Eco3.htm


When I first came to live on the plantation with Jess, I was sitting in the house one morning, checking email and waking up. Jess, outside watering landscaping yells, "Hey honey! Come here!"

I walk out on the screened porch and Hy is pointing to a 6' black snake sunning in the grass not two feet from the front door.

With the high pitched screech heard as far west as Memphis, I was back in the house, on the phone with my father. It went a lil something like this:

Me: "DADDY!!!! How do you get rid of snakes without killing them?!?!?"

My father: "Well, punkin, what color is it?"

Me: "black"

Father: "Well, what shape is its head?"

Me: "I have no fucking clue, I didnt get that close"

Father: "what shape is its eyes? are they slanted?"

Me: "I wasnt that close. I didnt ask its heritage."

Father: "Well, how many are there?"

Me: "I dunno - I didnt ask if he had friends and family. How the FUCK DO I GET RID OF IT?!?!?!"

He then proceeds to go into a litany about good snakes and bad snakes and how we wanna keep the good ones...

KEEP the GOOD ones?!?!?!?!?!? :overreaction:

I didnt go back out into the yard except to the car and back for a good month.

Don't even get me started about how the next year as I went across our dirt road to check the mail and there was one laid out across the drive, blocking my path back to the house. Or how I was stuck out there for a good hour. Or how I refused to check the mail anymore without being armed.

Snakes... not my thing. Not then, not now, not never. :whoop:

[Jess]

Heh... She wasn't real fond of watching the two black snakes mating either. I thought it a perfectly great Discovery channel moment and she was just googling average number of snake hatches. :accountant:

You'll all be relieved to hear that we saw not one snake in the yard this year. ( We moved, btw). LOL!

[wolfwalker]

Heh... She wasn't real fond of watching the two black snakes mating either. I thought it a perfectly great Discovery channel moment and she was just googling average number of snake hatches. :accountant:

You'll all be relieved to hear that we saw not one snake in the yard this year. ( We moved, btw). LOL!


So i guess you didn't tell her you brought them with you on the move huh?
:raspberry:

[Sachita]

lol christie!

I hate snakes too. I lived in South Florida in the Florida Everglades. I have a few rattlers from snakes I killed including a 5 footer that was going to strike my cat. I love animals but when it comes to dangerous animals that can hurt my pets they cant stay.

Remember how the chicken coop is in the barn? well there use to be a quick latch. It auto latches when swing the door. I had just moved to the farm and thank goodness my mom was visiting because at the time I didnt know anyone up here. I went to feed the chicks in the coop and there was this HUGE black snake that had a lump (chick) and couldnt get back through the chicken wire. I opened the door with a shovel to kill him and that damn door latched behind me locking me in that coop with that snake. I chopped off his head and his body kept moving around. Chicks running, screaming, me screaming, snake flopping.

It was almost close to an hour before my mom wondered where I was and came out to the barn. I tried sticking things through the wire to open the latch and no luck. I was close to slamming that wire down. If my mom hadnt been there I would of had no choice. I had that latch changed asap.

I've been here 5 years and I've only see maybe 4 snakes. Nothing like south florida where I dealt with them on a regular basis. The snakes here arent dangerous.

[christie]

lol christie!

I hate snakes too. I lived in South Florida in the Florida Everglades. I have a few rattlers from snakes I killed including a 5 footer that was going to strike my cat. I love animals but when it comes to dangerous animals that can hurt my pets they cant stay.

Remember how the chicken coop is in the barn? well there use to be a quick latch. It auto latches when swing the door. I had just moved to the farm and thank goodness my mom was visiting because at the time I didnt know anyone up here. I went to feed the chicks in the coop and there was this HUGE black snake that had a lump (chick) and couldnt get back through the chicken wire. I opened the door with a shovel to kill him and that damn door latched behind me locking me in that coop with that snake. I chopped off his head and his body kept moving around. Chicks running, screaming, me screaming, snake flopping.

It was almost close to an hour before my mom wondered where I was and came out to the barn. I tried sticking things through the wire to open the latch and no luck. I was close to slamming that wire down. If my mom hadnt been there I would of had no choice. I had that latch changed asap.

I've been here 5 years and I've only see maybe 4 snakes. Nothing like south florida where I dealt with them on a regular basis. The snakes here arent dangerous.

I'm making a note that I aint gonna be exploring the barn or the chicken coop at your place... jus' sayin. :freak:

[Blaze]

Okie dooks, I have seen the beer, but nothing goes down smoother than a swig of Jack washed down with a cold one.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-10890383755413_2092_2676344

Soooooooooo, With that said, now imma happy! I may be from Hawaii, but still a bumpkin im my feet for line danc'in after dem der shots of my best friend Jack, Mr. Daniel that is...
Guess that's why dis ol Hawaiian'er lives in Texas yet loves the blended taste of Tenn. chased down with some suds

[Blaze]

Recipes ~smirk~
Jack and coke
Jack coffee or Jack w/coffee
JD on watermelon
JD cake or JD frosting
JD floaters
JD spaghetti sauce
JD meatballs
JD meat loaf
JD solo shots
JD grilled chicken
JD shrimp batter beer batter
JD broiled shrimp
JD coconut braised shrimp
JD sweet & sour shrimp dip
OMG im start' in to sound like Baba from Forest Gump

[mountainbikedyke]

Nothing says "redneck" in Nashville like riding your 4-wheeler in the snow, drinking beer, and accidently spitting your dip on your best friend's leg!!! :goodscore:

[Legendryder]

When I first came to live on the plantation with Jess, I was sitting in the house one morning, checking email and waking up. Jess, outside watering landscaping yells, "Hey honey! Come here!"

I walk out on the screened porch and Hy is pointing to a 6' black snake sunning in the grass not two feet from the front door.

With the high pitched screech heard as far west as Memphis, I was back in the house, on the phone with my father. It went a lil something like this:

Me: "DADDY!!!! How do you get rid of snakes without killing them?!?!?"

My father: "Well, punkin, what color is it?"

Me: "black"

Father: "Well, what shape is its head?"

Me: "I have no fucking clue, I didnt get that close"

Father: "what shape is its eyes? are they slanted?"

Me: "I wasnt that close. I didnt ask its heritage."

Father: "Well, how many are there?"

Me: "I dunno - I didnt ask if he had friends and family. How the FUCK DO I GET RID OF IT?!?!?!"

He then proceeds to go into a litany about good snakes and bad snakes and how we wanna keep the good ones...

KEEP the GOOD ones?!?!?!?!?!? :overreaction:

I didnt go back out into the yard except to the car and back for a good month.

Don't even get me started about how the next year as I went across our dirt road to check the mail and there was one laid out across the drive, blocking my path back to the house. Or how I was stuck out there for a good hour. Or how I refused to check the mail anymore without being armed.

Snakes... not my thing. Not then, not now, not never. :whoop:

Kinda reminds me of bow hunting with my Dad when I was a kid. We came across a BIGGO timber rattler. And my Dad decided to shoot it with his bow. Well, he ran out of arrows, and was asking me for mine. I'm like sorry Dad, if you can't shoot something that big from 2 feet away with ten of your own arrows, you can't shoot. Sorry bout ya luck.

[Sachita]

Recipes ~smirk~
Jack and coke
Jack coffee or Jack w/coffee
JD on watermelon
JD cake or JD frosting
JD floaters
JD spaghetti sauce
JD meatballs
JD meat loaf
JD solo shots
JD grilled chicken
JD shrimp batter beer batter
JD broiled shrimp
JD coconut braised shrimp
JD sweet & sour shrimp dip
OMG im start' in to sound like Baba from Forest Gump

Ok Blaze I'm about to burst the JD bubble...

I am a bourbon drinker. Have you ever tried Basil Hayden? its actually not a sour mash which I'm told would not really be considered bourbon. Next in line under that would be Markers Mark. If I am feeling brave Bookers but to be honest I rarely feel that brave, its 100 proof. But if I want to save money and want a nice sipping bourbon I'll have Old Forester. Jack and be on sale and you won't get my indian ass near it.

But seriously, see if you can find Basil Hayden. Pour a little in a wide glass, sit back, close your eyes, take whiff, then a sip and let it warm you.

[Sachita]

Kinda reminds me of bow hunting with my Dad when I was a kid. We came across a BIGGO timber rattler. And my Dad decided to shoot it with his bow. Well, he ran out of arrows, and was asking me for mine. I'm like sorry Dad, if you can't shoot something that big from 2 feet away with ten of your own arrows, you can't shoot. Sorry bout ya luck.



lol thats funny as shit

[Legendryder]

Well, my Dad is a big hunter. I was too when I was a kid. We used to go duck hunting every year. This one time, my Dad, my Brother and me were sitting there in the blind. We all had goose stamps. And, well, a couple of Canadas were coming in, and my Dad had the shot. He dropped it, the dog went and got it and he threw it into the blind behind us. We were sitting there looking up, waiting for the next flight of ducks, when we heard a noise. That goose was up, and headed for the exit. My Dad took his knife and killed it and threw it back. And we were sitting there looking up.......and heard a noise behind us. Goose was back up, bleeding profusely, headed for the exit. So, Dad grabbed the goose, wrung it's neck, and threw it back. And we are sitting there.........and then the noise. Goose is up, bleeding profusely, head off askew, headed for the exit.


Well, Dad beat the thing into a greasy spot with a spool. We never did get a goose that year.

[Blaze]

Ok Blaze I'm about to burst the JD bubble...

I am a bourbon drinker. Have you ever tried Basil Hayden? its actually not a sour mash which I'm told would not really be considered bourbon. Next in line under that would be Markers Mark. If I am feeling brave Bookers but to be honest I rarely feel that brave, its 100 proof. But if I want to save money and want a nice sipping bourbon I'll have Old Forester. Jack and be on sale and you won't get my indian ass near it.

But seriously, see if you can find Basil Hayden. Pour a little in a wide glass, sit back, close your eyes, take whiff, then a sip and let it warm you.

Hmmm, can't say that I have tried Basil Hayden... But now you have my taste buds a tingling... I do like Markers Mark. And have had a hack of Bookers, but ummm, don't light a match unlessen ya wanna burn down the barn.
You can burst my bubble anytime, lol. Cause when I do drink JD I usually talk in bubbles. I just happen to be hankerin the Jack coffee they distribute now, kinda just like the smell of it, not the taste, lmao.
Ohhh and my Hawaiian mixed ass father was 3/4 Iroquois Indian to which made me, ohh hell Imma mixed too!
But seriously, see if you can find Basil Hayden. Pour a little in a wide glass, sit back, close your eyes, take whiff, then a sip and let it warm you <~ do ya gotta make this sound so damn sexy and warm going down. Now I wanna go to Specs!

[Blade]

Your story gave me a good laugh Legend! I too duck hunted with my Dad. For duck hunting we had a 12' flat bottom boat we used and had a blind on the boat. Daddy called it the wet your ass boat! I wish I knew how many times he fell out of the boat, or turned it over and we both fell out.

We'd come home, wet and happy. Mom or Grandma would be having a fit. Git in here you'll have your death of cold! Aren't you about to freeze to death? I don't know what it is about women that they don't understand, we don't have a clue what cold it as long as we are having fun!

Be mindful this is in the south, I'm sure if I fell in the water in the northern states I'd be cold and not having fun LOL

[Legendryder]

Well this was in Missouri, so we didn't use boats, we used dogs. Too many cattails for boats. But we did a serious amount of hunting when I was a kid. If it was could be hunted legally, we did it.

[Blaze]

My all time favorite song
YouTube- Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried (HQ)

[Blaze]

Next would have to be
YouTube- Rodney Atkins - Watching You

[Sachita]

Spring is right around the corner. Time to start planning those tail gate parties. Fried buttermilk battered chicken, slaw, roasted corn and ....? what are you bringing?

what are you drinking?

[Jess]

Spring is right around the corner. Time to start planning those tail gate parties. Fried buttermilk battered chicken, slaw, roasted corn and ....? what are you bringing?

what are you drinking?

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.:boink:

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea! :flowers:

[Kenna]

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[christie]

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.:boink:

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea! :flowers:

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

[Jess]

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

OR you can wait until you're better. Spend the weekend being still and getting well.

I heart you more!

[Sachita]

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.:boink:

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea! :flowers:

I brined a turkey a few months ago and it was awesome. I think brining chicken would be good but at what point do you soak it in buttermilk? See I soak mine over night and a whole day in herbs and buttermilk, then batter and fry.

Have you had beer can chicken? I think it might be good but I still think I can make chicken better. I might get a new fire pit this year and get a rotisserie for it. IMO this is still the best. Chicken or turkey cooked over a wood and charcoal fire.

We are watching our sugar. lol- I know we sound old but I just got this awesome man into my life and I'm gonna make damn sure I keep us healthy for long long time.

[Sachita]

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

secret??? well if you try it and like it let me know. Not that we'll be eating fried often around here but now and then is good.

[christie]

I brined a turkey a few months ago and it was awesome. I think brining chicken would be good but at what point do you soak it in buttermilk? See I soak mine over night and a whole day in herbs and buttermilk, then batter and fry.

Have you had beer can chicken? I think it might be good but I still think I can make chicken better. I might get a new fire pit this year and get a rotisserie for it. IMO this is still the best. Chicken or turkey cooked over a wood and charcoal fire.

We are watching our sugar. lol- I know we sound old but I just got this awesome man into my life and I'm gonna make damn sure I keep us healthy for long long time.


Yes, its a secret. However, I am certain I will share it with you!

The recipe called for the sweet tea brine overnight. The buttermilk and secret ingredient is more a "dip" inbetween dredging in flour.

I have had beer chicken - and its tasty.

If you are about grilled poultry, Jess makes a citrus grilled turkey breast that is.to.die.for. I am sure as soon as the weather allows, we can plan for some simple dinners together.

[Sachita]

Yes, its a secret. However, I am certain I will share it with you!

The recipe called for the sweet tea brine overnight. The buttermilk and secret ingredient is more a "dip" inbetween dredging in flour.

I have had beer chicken - and its tasty.

If you are about grilled poultry, Jess makes a citrus grilled turkey breast that is.to.die.for. I am sure as soon as the weather allows, we can plan for some simple dinners together.

I always thought the buttermilk added fat and flavor. When I buy catfish or any fresh caught fresh water fish I soak it a few hours in milk. This actually does make a big difference. It cuts down on the fishy and adds yummy fat. I learned this living in the Florida swamps from the Indians. They not only use it for fish but gator tail and rattlesnake. lol- ssssssssss actually rattle snake taste pretty good if you soak in milk.

Do you have a separate freezer? Guess what I got for V-Day? lol, not candy, flowers but a Food Saver. lol How romantic! It's actually what I wanted.

I need to get a larger freezer for sure.

I have grown into the kinda girl that would rather take 6000.00 you'd spend on a diamond ring and buy me a boat, a bad ass hot tub or take me on a trip. My son kept buying me jewelry every holiday and I asked him to stop. I barely wear it and I have a long list of things I'd rather have.

lol damn I'm rambling huh? I had to take an extreme sinus pill this morning. that with coffee has me anxious as hell. Of course we go to sleep at night with 4 dogs and cats. If Bear could make it up the stairs that would be 5 dogs.

[Kenna]

....I may not be IN Virginia right now.... but my heart is...
Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

Aww Christie! Pneumonia? That's a shame and I'm sorry to hear you're so sick. What are we gonna do with you, lil Chickie?? Be careful and take care... or else Jess will have to tie you to the bed to make sure you get some rest!! (hey now! I didn't mean anything kinky! :rolleyes::giggle::giggle: ) The last time I had pneumonia, I couldn't get rid of it because I overworked and never rested or allowed the meds to help. Feel better soon, darlin'!

OR you can wait until you're better. Spend the weekend being still and getting well.

I heart you more! MOOSHY SMOOSHY GOOOOOOSHY PUPPY LUV! :giggle::giggle: I love to see couples be affectionate. It's a far cry from the anti-affectionate family I grew up with. :)

I brined a turkey a few months ago and it was awesome. I think brining chicken would be good but at what point do you soak it in buttermilk? See I soak mine over night and a whole day in herbs and buttermilk, then batter and fry.

Have you had beer can chicken? I once heard someone from SoCal call this "Kentucky Fisted Chicken"! ... I've used a can of apple juice and roasted it in the middle of my Weber grill with the coals built up into a ring around it... it's makes a convection oven effect with the dome lid on. YUMMY!!! I think it might be good but I still think I can make chicken better. I might get a new fire pit this year and get a rotisserie for it. IMO this is still the best. Chicken or turkey cooked over a wood and charcoal fire.

We are watching our sugar. lol- I know we sound old but I just got this awesome man into my life and I'm gonna make damn sure I keep us healthy for long long time.

How many uncles does it take to deep fry a turkey?? THREE and all THREE sheets to the wind before they started! Now that was a Thanksgiving to remember...and my Gramma's reaction was priceless!! We "injected" the turkey with an apple juice marinade. IT WAS AWESOME!! And we fed 41 people that day. But make sure you have a fire extinguisher at hand.... I bet all your sweethearts would look dashing in Fire uniforms and hats! LOL

I always thought the buttermilk added fat and flavor. When I buy catfish or any fresh caught fresh water fish I soak it a few hours in milk. This actually does make a big difference. It cuts down on the fishy and adds yummy fat. I learned this living in the Florida swamps from the Indians. They not only use it for fish but gator tail and rattlesnake. lol- ssssssssss actually rattle snake taste pretty good if you soak in milk.

Do you have a separate freezer? Guess what I got for V-Day? lol, not candy, flowers but a Food Saver. lol How romantic! It's actually what I wanted.

I need to get a larger freezer for sure.

I have grown into the kinda girl that would rather take 6000.00 you'd spend on a diamond ring and buy me a boat, a bad ass hot tub or take me on a trip. My son kept buying me jewelry every holiday and I asked him to stop. I barely wear it and I have a long list of things I'd rather have.

lol damn I'm rambling huh? I had to take an extreme sinus pill this morning. that with coffee has me anxious as hell. Of course we go to sleep at night with 4 dogs and cats. If Bear could make it up the stairs that would be 5 dogs.

Sachita...got's the Jitterbugs today http://www.mariascrivan.com/wp-content/themes/mariaScriven_Portfolio/images/ladybird.jpg
Hope you feel better too!! Is it the VA weather? You and Christie both under the weather?

[Bard]

Redneck to the soul just how I am country music beer horses and all that Jazz over the years have had a woman try to change me but I ain't changing

[Sachita]

Redneck to the soul just how I am country music beer horses and all that Jazz over the years have had a woman try to change me but I ain't changing

I know you think that but the right woman could and would. Thats a fact!

Then when you meet the right person change is more about compromise and doing things to make someone happy because their happiness is yours. Funny how it works but it does. There are things about my honey I might not understand or even like but I also know trying to change them is stupid. Then there are things I change because I know they are best for both of us. Thus far he doesnt fight me on it even when I push even though I will tell you he probably is the most stubborn man I know. He knows that it comes from a place of love.

As I woman I also have a system....lol- dont laugh but it's a combination of seduction, intellect, nurturing and strength. You have to know what card to play and when. He has to want to make you happy.

When you meet the right woman it will change your life forever. Same when you meet the right man/butch, etc

[Bard]

Quite true comprmise is important my ex had a problem with the more redneck side of me my boots hat the way I talked to her it was like contry is slow. I was made the class speaker and in my speech I said ya'll it isa part of my natural speech well she had a fit said it made me sound dumb.. well such is life I am a proud honest country boi take it or leave it


I know you think that but the right woman could and would. Thats a fact!

Then when you meet the right person change is more about compromise and doing things to make someone happy because their happiness is yours. Funny how it works but it does. There are things about my honey I might not understand or even like but I also know trying to change them is stupid. Then there are things I change because I know they are best for both of us. Thus far he doesnt fight me on it even when I push even though I will tell you he probably is the most stubborn man I know. He knows that it comes from a place of love.

As I woman I also have a system....lol- dont laugh but it's a combination of seduction, intellect, nurturing and strength. You have to know what card to play and when. He has to want to make you happy.

When you meet the right woman it will change your life forever. Same when you meet the right man/butch, etc

[Jess]

For my buddy Bard! Welcome aboard! Haaaaaill yeahhh!

YouTube- "Little More Country Than That" by Easton Corbin with lyrics

[christie]

I know you think that but the right woman could and would. Thats a fact!

Then when you meet the right person change is more about compromise and doing things to make someone happy because their happiness is yours. Funny how it works but it does. There are things about my honey I might not understand or even like but I also know trying to change them is stupid. Then there are things I change because I know they are best for both of us. Thus far he doesnt fight me on it even when I push even though I will tell you he probably is the most stubborn man I know. He knows that it comes from a place of love.

As I woman I also have a system....lol- dont laugh but it's a combination of seduction, intellect, nurturing and strength. You have to know what card to play and when. He has to want to make you happy.

When you meet the right woman it will change your life forever. Same when you meet the right man/butch, etc


Amen, sister! Preach on!

YouTube- Montgomery Gentry - She Don't Tell Me To

[Dragonfly]

Just had to quote this here not in the songs, by Jamie Johnson "The Last Cowboy"

"... the words of the songs have all changed... and all the cowgirls sing along... but who's gonna ride them away... when the last cowboys gone....
Why does everything have to change... til the last cowboys gone..."


And Heidi Newfield's "Johnny and June"

"...they dont make love like that anymore... is that too much to be askin for..."



Because sometimes one person's work in progress is anothers perfection.

[mountainbikedyke]

YouTube- Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs)

Nothing excites me more then a cowboy. Cowboy boots, 501's, hat and a pickup.

Screw the disco, I'm grabbing some bales of straw to sit on, loading up the boom box with country music, filling the tub with ice and beer and setting up the bourbon table, all in the woods. So drop your tail gate and lets have some fun!

recipes, country music, southern cooking, hats, tractors, anything redneck.

Haha! So YOU started this thread!

Actually, I discovered that my big ass mulch wheelbarrow makes a great beer and ice hauler. The wheels make it handy to serve all the purdy girls sittin' on them bales of straw...

Did someone say whiskey?!! :fishingboot:

[Sachita]

Haha! So YOU started this thread!

Actually, I discovered that my big ass mulch wheelbarrow makes a great beer and ice hauler. The wheels make it handy to serve all the purdy girls sittin' on them bales of straw...

Did someone say whiskey?!! :fishingboot:

Guilty. Are you thread stalking me? lol

but yeah hopefully we'll get some action here on the farm this summer.

[mountainbikedyke]

Guilty. Are you thread stalking me? lol

but yeah hopefully we'll get some action here on the farm this summer.

Umm, some say "stalking" and some say "just following along closely."
:cigar:

A farm visit would be cool!

[Sachita]

Umm, some say "stalking" and some say "just following along closely."
:cigar:

A farm visit would be cool!

hmmmmmm..... I'll text you about that. lol- kidding. I told you I'd set you up, cook, take you fishing and even teach you some gardening tips if you help me build a rock patio. If you know how to build a pergola too then damn I might have to seriously reach into my bag of tricks.

[bigbutchmistie]

big redkneck teddy bear right here :) Im glad I found this thread

[Cowboi]

YouTube- Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs)

Nothing excites me more then a cowboy. Cowboy boots, 501's, hat and a pickup.

Screw the disco, I'm grabbing some bales of straw to sit on, loading up the boom box with country music, filling the tub with ice and beer and setting up the bourbon table, all in the woods. So drop your tail gate and lets have some fun!

recipes, country music, southern cooking, hats, tractors, anything redneck.




What about boots, wranglers, and a big ol hat??? LoL

[Sachita]

What about boots, wranglers, and a big ol hat??? LoL


depends on the boots and what kind of hat :)

i can live with wranglers

[wolfwalker]

hmmmmmm..... I'll text you about that. lol- kidding. I told you I'd set you up, cook, take you fishing and even teach you some gardening tips if you help me build a rock patio. If you know how to build a pergola too then damn I might have to seriously reach into my bag of tricks.



wow, well i guess i best get off the farm before anyone else shows up

[Sachita]

oh fyi, that sweet tea fried chicken Christie mentioned, she sent some home to me. It's unreal. really good

[Cowboi]

depends on the boots and what kind of hat :)

i can live with wranglers



Ummm what kind of boots do you like, Justins, Tony Lamas, Ariats, Naconas? As for the hat, Resitol, Serratelli, and Cinch.

[Sachita]

Ummm what kind of boots do you like, Justins, Tony Lamas, Ariats, Naconas? As for the hat, Resitol, Serratelli, and Cinch.

Personally tony lamas. hats really depends on the person. I really don't know much about hats just what looks good.

[mountainbikedyke]

hmmmmmm..... I'll text you about that. lol- kidding. I told you I'd set you up, cook, take you fishing and even teach you some gardening tips if you help me build a rock patio. If you know how to build a pergola too then damn I might have to seriously reach into my bag of tricks.

How big is your bag of tricks? ;)

[Sachita]

How big is your bag of tricks? ;)

you've never seen one so big

[mountainbikedyke]

[QUOTE=Sachita;71152]you've never seen one so big[/QUOT

Quite impressive!:groucho:

[Sachita]

summer is just around the corner! are we gonna plan a party or what?

[Blaze]

Don't know what made me think of this thread, but I sure did miss it!
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[thedivahrrrself]

Though I certainly don't ID as Redneck, I have made Cowboy Koolaid before.

Ingredients:
1 cooler (preferably the kind with a spout for serving)
some ice
all the liquor you have left over in the liquor cabinet
any available koolaid packets, the sugar-free kind works best

shake cooler, and serve.

[Soft*Silver]

even tho I love horses I am SO not a redneck! I cant embrace it at all...tho a part of me wants to turn the bed of my dually into a swimming pool...

[Sachita]

even though my southern accent isn't heavy I might be a redneck or at the very least a country girl. Although someone once questioned how I could call my property a farm when it wasn't a real farm. WTF is a real farm anyhow? lol Let's see I got a garden and grow food, have my own goats and hens, lots of space and no doubt I AM a farm-girl!

[macele]

all in good humor here lol. i refuse to be associated with redneck lol. i'm southern. i love the south. i am a pecan pie, dumplings, cornbread, and sweet tea ... lover. all things southern (well most, i suppose.), what a way to live! but i am not redneck lol. if i've got my wash tub full of ice and the beer is packed real nice ... that's southern. if i put it on the back of the truck and ride around town, in broad daylight, acting a mess, ... that's redneck lol. i just know too many rednecks, i guess. lol

i still want to come to ya'lls party though lol.

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someone say redneck and party !!

I am in ...

[Ciaran]

This whole thread has me feeling petrified and on the verge of breaking out in a cold sweat :praying:

[Deborah]

I am all Southern lady but never a Redneck...bless their hearts.

[Blaze]

How can I miss you, if you won't go away. by Eldon Hunt
Kinda how a few of my dates turned out when I was younger...

http://youtu.be/xZhT5ZNyHlM