Signs of The Apocalypse

[Medusa]

* I have eaten salad for lunch TWO days in a row now.

* I did NOT "save" 3 empty binders from the trash at work just now.

[Diva]

I know why I procrastinate.
Because as soon as I get my home organized......

BOOM!

:|

[apretty]

the apoc is coming! i'm going to do 2 hours of martial arts in a few hours and so far i'm still going and haven't succumb to any of the tiny voices that are telling me that i can't really (and nor do i want to) do this whole thang.

[IrishGrrl]

it is comming.
Jack actually pooped outside instead of the carpet TWICE today!


:flyingpig:

[NJFemmie]

Yeah, it's coming. I know this because I am convinced that my photocopy machine is the anti-christ. Anti-Christ is acting up today big time.

(I have a feeling it's summoning the four-paper trays.)

[Cyclopea]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/stew/2009/11/11/palin_wink350.jpg

[Diva]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/stew/2009/11/11/palin_wink350.jpg



MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

:overreaction::runforhills:

[cara]

For me, the sign of the apocolypse was a few months ago when I started running (okay...jogging) to the bus stop in the mornings so I wouldn't miss the bus that was about to leave. Waiting in the cold for 15 minutes until the next bus just isn't any fun.

:stillheart:

[Medusa]

For a brief moment I thought you were talking about me, I haven't pooped on the carpet at all this week.
:goodscore:

That wasnt you?? :chocolate:

[suebee]

My dog came when I called her today. :|

[Gemme]

Anything shiny or metal you need to save and bring it home.
:gimmehug:

Do. NOT. Encourage. Her! :blink:

This Jack got a speeding ticket last night.
67 in a 55

The end is near :vigil:

Maybe the lead in your feet is recycleable? :eyebat:

I know I turned mine in and got more money in my account.

Funny how that happens....*pondering*...

[chefhmboyrd]

my nephew told me he is getting married

[blush]

Elton John is singing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.

[TenderKnight]

hmmm..

We have a galloon bucket of Elbow Grease lube at work with an expiration date of 12/12.. I am very convinced that when the time comes, the four horses and horsemen are going to be busting right out of that bucket.. Will keep you all posted..

[Enchantress]

I am making a list of things to do and plan to:

A. Not lose the list
B. Actually look at the list (daily)
C. Do what's on the list
D. Mark things off as they are finished

I believe the next apocalyptic seal is about to be broken.

Stay tuned.

[Words]

My dog came when I called her today. :|

Isn't that a litter - erm - perverted? LOL...

Okay, on a more serious note....the end must be nigh because for the third time in less than a month, the government has just give ME money. It's actually rather frightening:(....

Words

[Mitmo01]

Elton John taking money from that fucking rush limbaugh to sing for that douchbag....

[Ebon]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/stew/2009/11/11/palin_wink350.jpg

You betcha!

[ButchEire]

Sparkly vampires




...ugh

[Massive]

I know the end is nigh if England ever actually win at any national sport ...
(all our national teams are shite!)

[blush]

My kiddo uttering the words, "Justin Beiber," at the dinner table.

[Medusa]

Well, with the Rapture happening tomorrow and all I sure thought this thread would be full of posts with all of the signs of the Apocalypse LOL


Anyone got anything?

[Tommi]

Well, with the Rapture happening tomorrow and all I sure thought this thread would be full of posts with all of the signs of the Apocalypse LOL


Anyone got anything?

I'm sleeping in till the crowd's gone.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/2708693339_eb5a9a2a0d.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

The Rapture Music List is all I have for now, I'm making other plans too;)

[Medusa]

We should make a public list!!

I already have on mine:

It's the End of the World - REM
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
If I Close My Eyes Forever - Ozzy Osborne and Lita Ford

Add to it!!!!

[Camo Eagle]

Well, with the Rapture happening tomorrow and all I sure thought this thread would be full of posts with all of the signs of the Apocalypse LOL


Anyone got anything?

I think we're all running around doing our bucket lists. Not much time left ya know. LOL

We should make a public list!!

I already have on mine:

It's the End of the World - REM
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
If I Close My Eyes Forever - Ozzy Osborne and Lita Ford

Add to it!!!!

Who Wants to Live Forever - Queen

[The_Lady_Snow]

Losing My Religion- REM

In The End- Linkin Park

[Tommi]

We should make a public list!!

I already have on mine:

It's the End of the World - REM
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
If I Close My Eyes Forever - Ozzy Osborne and Lita Ford

Add to it!!!!

666
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[The_Lady_Snow]

Planet Claire - B-52's

[Medusa]

The Man In Black!


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[wolfbittenpoet]

Waiting for the end- Linkin Park
Tomorrow-Annie

[The_Lady_Snow]

Rapture- Lio

[weatherboi]

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[The_Lady_Snow]

Until The End of the World- Bono

[weatherboi]

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[Camo Eagle]

Two Steps From Hell-White Witch(Choir)

Darn it wont YT this song.

[The_Lady_Snow]

"Burnin' and Lootin'"- Bob Marley

[Queerasfck]

Still deciding what to wear.......

[weatherboi]

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[blackboot]

I put on 4 inch platforms and a tube top, looked up to the heavens AND..."It's Raining Men"hallelujah!

[The_Lady_Snow]

"The End"- The Beatles

My hope is to wear a blood splatter or two upon mah flesh as I slap his ass with the gloves!!! Gayyyyyyymen & Praise Broccoli

[Diva]

Because I live to serve.....

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[The_Lady_Snow]

Knockin' On Heavens Door- Guns and Roses

[weatherboi]

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[Gemme]

I have to work.

:blink:

[Rugged]

I'm going to give up healthy eating today, tell my boss to kiss my "you know what",then party like its 1999- again.. Then come back to work Monday morning like nothing happened

Prince, 1999

[The_Lady_Snow]

"Don't Fear The Reaper"- Blue Oyster Cult

[weatherboi]

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[Kobi]

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If I remember the story correctly, the chosen will fly into the heavens to meet the Messiah.
That must be good for what...a gazzillion frequent flyer miles?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Rapture- Lio

[weatherboi]

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[always2late]

My plans for the "Rapture" are as follows: buying 100 blow up dolls, filling them with helium, releasing them...and watching as the resulting fun ensues. Anyone care to join me? LOL! (thanks Cat)

[deb_U_taunt]

Here is a shock! Its because of the gays:

http://www.politicususa.com/en/the-world-to-end-on-may-21-2011

[Apocalipstic]

Yeayyyy, a thread about me!!!!

oh wait.....

woops....

Puts on glasses....

[Gentle Tiger]

I actually said no to a chocolate glazed donut! Now if that isn't apocalyptic material I don't know what is.

[Rockinonahigh]

I moved my exersise bike back out on the patio...yep,right time.

[EnderD_503]

Here is a shock! Its because of the gays:

http://www.politicususa.com/en/the-world-to-end-on-may-21-2011

Haha, of course it is! :lol2: I woke up this morning like "hey, I thought the world was supposed to end, why am I still here?" :p But now I see it is because I am not an "elect"...oh well, I always knew I was never destined for the pearly gates :lol2: I wonder if the Xian fundies that are always at the corner of Dundas and Yonge are still there this morning...poor buggers probably got left behind :( lol

[violaine]

i heard from my boyfriend of several years [1986].

it was his time and kind of late/early, because, i might go first being three hours ahead? anyway, we promise to talk at every End of The World.

or ten years, whichever comes first.

[Kobi]

Haha, of course it is! :lol2: I woke up this morning like "hey, I thought the world was supposed to end, why am I still here?" :p But now I see it is because I am not an "elect"...oh well, I always knew I was never destined for the pearly gates :lol2: I wonder if the Xian fundies that are always at the corner of Dundas and Yonge are still there this morning...poor buggers probably got left behind :( lol



From what I have seen, the Rapture will occur at 6pm....it just isnt clear which USA time zone is being used.

So, dear Ender, you might have a few hours left before you are officially an unchosen :jester:

[The_Lady_Snow]

According to The California Man- it stars at the island of Samoa and continues it Apocaliptic sweep.

I for one am ready:)

[EnderD_503]

From what I have seen, the Rapture will occur at 6pm....it just isnt clear which USA time zone is being used.

So, dear Ender, you might have a few hours left before you are officially an unchosen :jester:


Aw damn! That means I put on my "I survived the Rapture" t-shirt and "unchosen" pin too soon! How disappointing... :annoyed:

[EnderD_503]

Rapture Cat!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/16/128896521534241823.jpg

[Kobi]

Well, its 10 pm EST. No reports of huge chunks of missing people.
I am kind of bummed.

[BullDog]

I knew it sounded too good to be true! :(

[EnderD_503]

Indeed, it was all very anti-climactic. Seems to be a trend with apocalypses <_< *les sigh*

[Camo Eagle]

Just checking in to see who all I got left behind with. Didnt see anything but always2lates blow up dolls. LMAO Either that or my neighbor were having a doll party.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Party in Mr Bent's Stalking Thread!!!!!

[Softhearted]

Well, its 10 pm EST. No reports of huge chunks of missing people.
I am kind of bummed.



Darn, this means I have to pay my credit card bills now...

[deb_U_taunt]

Damn, means I will be spending my day tomorrow taking back the stuff I looted. *sigh*

[Arwen]

About 15 minutes after a co-worker remarked about the non-apocalypse, ALL the phones in our call center went down for three minutes then came right back up.

I got to stand up and say "Welcome to the 'Lypse, babies."

[NJFemmie]

I suppose this means the meteorologists were wrong ... AGAIN.

http://www.cncatheists.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/weather-report.jpeg

ppffttt.

[NJFemmie]

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.... had it stuck in my head all day yesterday .... share the torture ......

[Kobi]

This was kind of an interesting experience tho. Think about it.
It showed how:

~ only mankind can be so audacious as to think the Messiah needed
their help in predicting His/Her actions

~ in spite of probable odds, hope is still a vital part of human nature

~ reasonable doubt is a valid concept

~ animals are more attune to potentially catastrophic events and they were decidedly unfazed about the day

~ in spite of the preceived power the creator gave us queer folk, we still didnt bring about the end of the world......yet :jester:

~ Camping is best done in the woods with Coleman products :blink:

[Kobi]

Oh one more thing it showed....that I am stuck with the human dynamo toddler noisemaker downstairs until he gets married.
:vigil:

[justkim]

Okay... Now what?
It just shows that not everything we read is the going to happen nor is it the truth...
Well, at least my TRUTH...
Happy Day after The Rapture!

[Gentle Tiger]

The Tiger went without meat for TWO WEEKS! Only salads, fruits and veggies were consumed. Don't worry folks. You're safe now. It was temporary and ended on Sunday. But the end could be near for sure in light of this event.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Gentle Tiger ate a salad!!!!!!!!!!!


:hamactor:

[dixie]

http://static6.depositphotos.com/1005979/554/i/450/dep_5541871-End-of-Days-Apocalypse---Yellow-Warning-Sign.jpg
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[Gentle Tiger]

Gentle Tiger ate a salad!!!!!!!!!!!


:hamactor:

AND I ate some baby carrots!

Run for your lives! :eek:

[macele]

i'm allergic to those lil baby carrots. well any raw carrot. i can eat cooked carrots. raw carrots make my ears itch inside! i used the word carrot(s) five times in this post. thank you, thank you.

[weatherboi]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598555_185679534905851_1078946957_n.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

AND I ate some baby carrots!

Run for your lives! :eek:



WHAT!!!




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