the 5 word story...

[clay]

or start a food fight.....

yes, let's start one now.......

[Bèsame*]

yes, let's start one now.......

hurry, duck behind the tree...

[clay]

hurry, duck behind the tree...

as we squeal/ giggle with glee....

[Daniela]

as we squeal/ giggle with glee....

you've got mayo in your...

[clay]

you've got mayo in your...

hair....which will be soft

[Daniela]

hair....which will be soft

Do you hear something? I...

[clay]

Do you hear something? I...

heard something rustling those palms...

[afemmenatalie]

heard something rustling those palms...

.....there sat a monkey scratching....

[betruetoyoursoul]

.....there sat a monkey scratching....

....then climbed up a tree....

[Orema]

....then climbed up a tree....

and was able to see

[Daniela]

and was able to see

a pride of lions and...

[C0LLETTE]

a pride of lions and...

that's when trouble really started

[cricket26]

that's when trouble really started


the lion spotted the monkey...

[puddin']

monkey raspberried da lion, then...

[Ascot]

monkey raspberried da lion, then...

fostered the relationship with bananas...

[C0LLETTE]

fostered the relationship with bananas...

monkey figured t'was sexual invitation

[puddin']

but alas t'was not. suddenly...

[C0LLETTE]

but alas t'was not. suddenly...

oh poppycock, nothing happens suddenly..

[Daniela]

oh poppycock, nothing happens suddenly..

the monkey began dancing seductively...

[C0LLETTE]

the monkey began dancing seductively...

was the slowest dance ever...

[puddin']

yet wildly entertainin'. before long...

[Kätzchen]

They kicked their shoes off ...

[C0LLETTE]

yet wildly entertainin'. before long...

monkey sex can be fabulous

[homoe]

monkey sex can be fabulous

But I'd rather have sex....

[Sweet Bliss]

with a homo sapiens type...

[C0LLETTE]

with a homo sapiens type...
Does that include homo erectus?

[Sweet Bliss]

Especially if it's a homo. :jester:

[homoe]

Especially if it's a homo. :jester:

So many homo's so little....

[clay]

So many homo's so little....

time is of the essence.......

[C0LLETTE]

So many homo's so little....

Just one more homoerotic story

[homoe]

time is of the essence.......

So with that in mind...........

[Orema]

So with that in mind...........

... she quickly and quietly opened ...

[homoe]

... she quickly and quietly opened ...

the bedroom door and peered...

[puddin']

the bedroom door and peered...


at, shockin'ly, what looked like...

[homoe]

at, shockin'ly, what looked like...

Two peas in a pod...

[C0LLETTE]

Princesses easily feel two peas

[puddin']

except, on occasion, when they...

[clay]

except, on occasion, when they...

happen to fall asleep on......

[afrcnqueen]

what they thought was a.....

[puddin']

futon. later t'was discovered...

[Daisy Chain]

futon. later t'was discovered...

to be a napping Butch

[homoe]

to be a napping Butch

Yes us butches nap BUT.....

[puddin']

when push comes to shove...

[Daisy Chain]

when push comes to shove...

a butch is no futon

[puddin']

yet can be flexible. especially...

[Daisy Chain]

especially when trying to accommodate...

[puddin']

dragons in their midst, that...

[Daisy Chain]

dragons in their midst, that...

had somehow fallen from above

[Daniela]

had somehow fallen from above

but in general, butches aren't...

[puddin']

coerced into fallin', alas they...

[Daisy Chain]

coerced into fallin', alas they...

are often laying down already

[puddin']

due to a repeat in...

[Orema]

due to a repeat in...

rainy weather. Hark, there goes ...

[homoe]

rainy weather. Hark, there goes ...

The plans for an outside....

[clay]

The plans for an outside....

guess we will stay inside......

[homoe]

guess we will stay inside......

The phone rang and guess.....

[Daisy Chain]

The phone rang and guess.....

what ? They are almost here !

[homoe]

what ? They are almost here !

Damn, I didn't even get....

[clay]

Damn, I didn't even get....

foreplay in before that doorbell

[homoe]

foreplay in before that doorbell

rang! I'm so frustrated I......

[Bèsame*]

rang! I'm so frustrated I......

need to find more batteries....

[homoe]

need to find more batteries....

I just can't help thinking...

[Bèsame*]

I just can't help thinking...


would be better with two...

[Daisy Chain]

would be better with two...

big knockers on the door....

[clay]

big knockers on the door....

when I opened it, there.......

[Daniela]

when I opened it, there.......

was blood seeping out from...

[Daisy Chain]

was blood seeping out from...

a large abandoned antique suitcase

[homoe]

a large abandoned antique suitcase

That suitcase looked very familiar....

[Daisy Chain]

That suitcase looked very familiar....

I squinted at the label....

[homoe]

I squinted at the label....

I couldn't believe my eyes....

[Daisy Chain]

I couldn't believe my eyes....

The letters were writing themselves.....!!!!!!!!!:blink:

[homoe]

The letters were writing themselves.....!!!!!!!!!:blink:

Yikes, it's possessed! I better..........

[Daisy Chain]

Yikes, it's possessed! I better..........

go get the local priest !

[homoe]

go get the local priest !

On second thought why not....

[Daisy Chain]

On second thought why not....

try and get it open......

[homoe]

try and get it open......

I struggled opening it and.............

[Daisy Chain]

I struggled opening it and.............

was horrified when the lid sprang.....

[homoe]

was horrified when the lid sprang.....

Laying there was an old.........

[Daisy Chain]

Laying there was an old.........

teddy bear with no eyes....

[homoe]

teddy bear with no eyes....

I SCREAMED! Who would do..........

[Daisy Chain]

I SCREAMED! Who would do..........

that and leave the mouth...

[homoe]

that and leave the mouth...

sewed! I bet my ex....

[Daisy Chain]

sewed! I bet my ex....

wishes she sewed that good !

[homoe]

wishes she sewed that good !

I might call her and...........

[Daisy Chain]

I might call her and...........

ask if she has lost....

[homoe]

ask if she has lost....

Her mind or just plain.........

[Daisy Chain]

Her mind or just plain.........

had it with the bear....

[homoe]

had it with the bear....

I decided not to call.......

[Daisy Chain]

I decided not to call.......

and looked for buttons instead

[puddin']

while wonderin' about, it happened...

[homoe]

while wonderin' about, it happened...

I stubbed my toe and...........

[Daisy Chain]

I stubbed my toe and...........

stumbled backwards into the suitcase......

[clay]

stumbled backwards into the suitcase......

which then folded up, pinching.........

[homoe]

which then folded up, pinching.........

me in my ass! What........

[Turas]

me in my ass! What........

were those, metal teeth?!?! I...

[puddin']

can't fathom such idiocy...

[Daisy Chain]

can't fathom such idiocy...

but they sure were sharp !

[homoe]

but they sure were sharp !

After that debacle I left...........

[Turas]

After that debacle I left...........

the suitcase in the trash.

[homoe]

the suitcase in the trash.

I need to find a....

[Turas]

I need to find a....

bandage for my butt and...

[homoe]

bandage for my butt and...

then go out and buy....

[puddin']

then go out and buy....


lunch. afterwards i jus' might...

[homoe]

lunch. afterwards i jus' might...

Answer a personal ad so.............

[Turas]

Answer a personal ad so.............

I can get some...satisfaction...

[homoe]

I can get some...satisfaction...

I hope she enjoys going............

[Turas]

I hope she enjoys going............

commando, it really turns me...

[homoe]

commando, it really turns me...

If not, Victoria Secret may...

[Turas]

If not, Victoria Secret may...

have something alluring to tempt...

[homoe]

have something alluring to tempt...

After that I'll take her.............

[Turas]

After that I'll take her.............

to the beach for a...

[homoe]

to the beach for a...

quick dip and then we'll.............

[Turas]

quick dip and then we'll.............

watch the beautiful sunset while...

[homoe]

watch the beautiful sunset while...

I try and sneak kisses......

[Turas]

I try and sneak kisses......

and maybe after that she'll...

[homoe]

and maybe after that she'll...

go out to dinner and.......

[Daisy Chain]

go out to dinner and.......

allow me the honor of.....

[clay]

allow me the honor of.....

walking her to her door....

[Daisy Chain]

walking her to her door....

where we will pause and....

[Orema]

where we will pause and....

kiss and kiss some more.

[Turas]

kiss and kiss some more.

I hold her close and...

[MysticOceansFL]

I hold her close and...



Kiss her gently and release.......

[homoe]

Kiss her gently and release.......

I turn to leave but.....

[Turas]

I turn to leave but.....

She pulls me back into...

[Orema]

She pulls me back into...

reality and says "wake up!"

[homoe]

reality and says "wake up!"

Oh I'm wide awake however...........

[Shystonefem]

Oh I'm wide awake however...........


I wasn't really kissing her

[Turas]

I wasn't really kissing her

just daydreaming. Wouldn't it be...

[homoe]

just daydreaming. Wouldn't it be...

funny if she really was....

[Turas]

funny if she really was....

my true love. I'd like...

[puddin']

my true love. I'd like...


to dance and eat pizza...

[Daisy Chain]

to dance and eat pizza...

then take her to bed

[homoe]

then take her to bed

But it's too soon, instead..........

[Daisy Chain]

But it's too soon, instead..........

we had some chocolate cake

{I`m on a diet !}:blink:

[homoe]

we had some chocolate cake

{I`m on a diet !}:blink:

A girl who loves chocolate.........

[Daisy Chain]

A girl who loves chocolate.........

deserves the very biggest slice :praying:

[homoe]

deserves the very biggest slice :praying:

With or without nuts, chocolate......

[Turas]

With or without nuts, chocolate......

is simply glorious! Oh the...

[puddin']

fun we will have. yet...

[homoe]

fun we will have. yet...

she might be exhausted so...

[Turas]

she might be exhausted so...

maybe we should say ciao...

[homoe]

maybe we should say ciao...

The very next day tho...

[Turas]

The very next day tho...

we met again and went...

[homoe]

we met again and went...

shopping! WOW she sure liked..

[Turas]

shopping! WOW she sure liked..

leather boots and lacy lingerie!

[homoe]

leather boots and lacy lingerie!

She grabbed my hand, leading.......

[Turas]

She grabbed my hand, leading.......

me to a quiet hallway.

[homoe]

me to a quiet hallway.

Once there she asked me:eyebat:

[Turas]

Once there she asked me:eyebat:

if I would join her...

[homoe]

if I would join her...

for a midnight drink at............

[Turas]

for a midnight drink at............

her place. I said certainly.

[homoe]

her place. I said certainly.

I need new clothes if....

[Turas]

I need new clothes if....

we're going to have a...

[MysticOceansFL]

we're going to have a...

Vacation in the Bahamas and...

[Daisy Chain]

for a midnight drink at............

a bar called Deja Vu

[homoe]

a bar called Deja Vu

That bar was a DUMP... (said in my best Bette Davis voice)

[Daisy Chain]

That bar was a DUMP... (said in my best Bette Davis voice)

I had a better idea

{love Bette !}

[homoe]

I had a better idea

{love Bette !}

We ended up where cleanliness..

[Daisy Chain]

We ended up where cleanliness..

clearly prioritized in their bathrooms

[homoe]

clearly prioritized in their bathrooms

Left the drinks somewhat less...........

[Daisy Chain]

Left the drinks somewhat less...........

mouth watering in all honesty

[puddin']

perhaps a cup o' tea...

[Daisy Chain]

perhaps a cup o' tea...

and some apple pie too

[Turas]

and some apple pie too

would be a nice change...

[Daisy Chain]

would be a nice change...

along with a little company

[clay]

as we enjoy the view along....

[Daisy Chain]

as we enjoy the view along....

the waters edge by moonlight

[PaPa]

the waters edge by moonlight

We see by the lake...

[Daisy Chain]

We see by the lake...

breathing deeply the night air

[puddin']

hye inhaled a gnat and...

[homoe]

hye inhaled a gnat and...

spit it out! Damn I....

[Justin]

spit it out! Damn I....

Hate this supposedly fresh air.

[homoe]

Hate this supposedly fresh air.

I'm an indoors person so...........

[homoe]

I'm an indoors person so...........

It's a week before Christmas.....................

[Orema]

It's a week before Christmas.....................

and all through the house ...

[homoe]

and all through the house ...

All politicians were snug in..........

[Orema]

All politicians were snug in..........

Even those with big mouths

[homoe]

Even those with big mouths

On Clinton.. On Bernie... gasped

[cricket26]

now christmas has passed and....

[Sweet Bliss]

My stocking was passed, empty forlorn...

[homoe]

My stocking was passed, empty forlorn...

Santa was either drunk or...................

[Sweet Bliss]

didn't check the spelling or......

[homoe]

didn't check the spelling or......

Saw mommy and started to...................

[C0LLETTE]

Child was born. Nazis failed.

[C0LLETTE]

:blink:........

what does that mean? it's supposed to be a 5 word story addition and that one was perfect...with a beginning, middle and end....a very happy ending, i might add.

Now the thread is complete.....

[Deborah*]

what does that mean? it's supposed to be a 5 word story addition and that one was perfect...with a beginning, middle and end....a very happy ending, i might add.

Now the thread is complete.....
and everyone was happy again...

Deborah

[puddin']

several years later, surprisingly they...

[puddin']

saw need to resurrect it...

[Sweet Bliss]

.... despite the desire for a ....

[Sweet Bliss]

.... despite the desire for a ....

orange creme shake from Whataburger, ...

[akiza]

orange creme shake from Whataburger, ...

i know that patience will

[Bèsame*]

i know that patience will

be the best start ever💗

[homoe]

be the best start ever💗

Good communication is a must..............

[FireSignFemme]

Good communication is a must..............

Especially if a cattle prod is.........

[akiza]

Especially if a cattle prod is.........

supposed to appear out of

[FireSignFemme]

supposed to appear out of

nowhere I'd have to ask.........

[akiza]

nowhere I'd have to ask.........

will it make you happy

[LeftWriteFemme]

will it make you happy

If I fall for you?





......

[akiza]

If I fall for you?





......

that will be something new

[puddin']

that will be something new

and intriguin'. shall we commence...

[puddin']

and intriguin'. shall we commence...

da festivities or wait until...

[puddin']

da festivities or wait until...

hell freezes over. hye decided...

[Bèsame*]

Next year will be


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[puddin']

and with that so began

[homoe]

and with that so began


the chase! I'd get her...

[FireSignFemme]

the chase! I'd get her...

if only she would.........

[Orema]

if only she would.........

put down the joint and

[FireSignFemme]

put down the joint and

rolled another one because.........

[Orema]

rolled another one because.........

life is better with grass.

[afemmenatalie]

life is better with grass.

Then her world began spinning,

[Bèsame*]

Then her world began spinning,

taking a ride on the carousel

[puddin']

taking a ride on the carousel


hoping the unicorn was able.....

[puddin']

hoping the unicorn was able.....


to have a rainbow connection.....

[puddin']

to have a rainbow connection.....


barring that, she did hope...

[FireSignFemme]

barring that, she did hope...

for a chance to....

[Baby_Yoda]

for a chance to....

find treasure somewhere in a....

[Bèsame*]

find treasure somewhere in a....

heart that tells the truth

[FireSignFemme]

heart that tells the truth

because there is no telling...

[FireSignFemme]

because there is no telling...

what might happen if they.....

[Orema]

what might happen if they.....

walked her to the diner

[Bèsame*]

walked her to the diner

while practicing social distancing together

[FireSignFemme]

while practicing social distancing together

under the watchful eye of...

[puddin']

under the watchful eye of...


a secret admirer. without warning...

[homoe]

a secret admirer. without warning...


She shows up and attempts.....

[Bèsame*]

She shows up and attempts.....

to remove her mask and

[AlexF]

to remove her mask and


finally reveals her true identity

[Bèsame*]

finally reveals her true identity

and innocently bats her eyes

[AlexF]

and innocently bats her eyes

time seems to have stopped

[Bèsame*]

time seems to have stopped

and the silence grew into

[AlexF]

and the silence grew into


the gentle loudness of recognition

[homoe]

the gentle loudness of recognition


It was her! I couldn't.....

[Bèsame*]

It was her! I couldn't.....

resist, but she turned and..

[AlexF]

resist, but she turned and..

she started to run away

[Bèsame*]

she started to run away

something stopped her, she then...

[AlexF]

something stopped her, she then...

felt hys hand on her

[homoe]

felt hys hand on her




without hesitation she pulled out............

[Bèsame*]

without hesitation she pulled out............

her cell to capture a..

[homoe]

her cell to capture a..

picture of someone else approaching....

[AlexF]

picture of someone else approaching....

hy quickly steps in front

[homoe]

hy quickly steps in front



OMG the butch of her dreams.....

[Bèsame*]

OMG the butch of her dreams.....

of yesterday, now she sees..

[AlexF]

of yesterday, now she sees..

hym as if for the

[Bèsame*]

hym as if for the

inspiration, perhaps she needs for...

[AlexF]

inspiration, perhaps she needs for...

the courage to take this

[Bèsame*]

the courage to take this

moment to the next step

[AlexF]

moment to the next step

She returns her phone back

[Bèsame*]

She returns her phone back

to her pocket and held

[puddin']

a thought in her head...

[FireSignFemme]

a thought in her head...

that was all consuming because...

[Orema]

that was all consuming because...

She wanted to vote but...