Time Out Thread

[NJFemmie]

It's back.

Did a no-no and need a place to hide?
Want to derail, not sure if you should - but really, really want to?
Have a major case of ADD and your random thoughts are getting out of control?
Need a place to release unwanted mental constipation?

Dump it all here.

Just don't spit on the floor. I hate that, and it's gross.

:threadneedspics:

http://a.images.blip.tv/Quantexadvantage-TrainMyDog197.jpg

[VuDu]

As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.


'nuff said.

[NJFemmie]

Of course you know I googled ....

... blah blah blah... oh here we go ... coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested.

Ew. Your sipping on poo covered coffee beans?

[VuDu]

It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.

[NJFemmie]

It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.

No, I didn't know.

http://product.expotv.com/1/1/9/119081_150x150.jpg

Keeping it simple. I wonder if there's poo-beans in that too now.

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Cartman vs Lady Gaga -Poker Face (YellowSmileY Extended Edit)

[NJFemmie]

How old is that chick?
I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.

[VuDu]

Shall we pull a Silkwood on you?

[NJFemmie]

Only if I can bring my
http://dlowery.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rubber-ducky1.jpg...

[NJFemmie]

Or this one!
http://th705.photobucket.com/albums/ww51/msmchele/BDSM/th_BDSM_Duck.jpg
(We are talking about Lady Ga Ga after all... )

[VuDu]

YouTube- "The Snooki Song" (Parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha)

Just for you Joiseeyy ......

[NJFemmie]

OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)

[Rufusboi]

OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)



I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

[suebee]

I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

[Rufusboi]

My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

Send them to cat kindergarten! Our cats can spell food and "Let's scratch the couch."

R

[VuDu]

My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.

[labete]

I am hungry. Hun. Gree. I wish a certain butch would just make up her mind whether she wants to eat together tonight or not, so I know whether to have un petit snack or an early supper when I leave here. :4femme:

[Queerasfck]

I'm in a time out right now.

[Leigh]

**Sits in the corner, putting Myself on a time out**

[weatherboi]

I had to put my friend in time out for sending me this. :|


YouTube- Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals

[Semantics]

I had to put my friend in time out for sending me this. :|


YouTube- Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI)

And now you.

Get in the corner. :blah:

I'm in time out in a plastic bubble after watching that. :eek:

[suebee]

I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.

Enjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not? :|

[Gemme]

How old is that chick?
I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.

Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal. :innocent:

I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

It's lolz cat speech. They mispell half of the stuff on purpose. It actually took me a couple of minutes the first time I saw NJFemmie's newest one to realize that the speak was wrong. :seconddoh:

I need a time out, but I think it'd be more conducive to go to the Red Zone for this one. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

I know - I have issues with spelling too, but this is apparantly the "lolcats" speak. Animals suck as spelling. My cat likes to type llllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; all the damn time.

My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

No, it just means your cats didn't pay attention in English class. *patting you complacently on the back* (send them to summer school)

I'm in a time out right now.

You're in the right room - so, do tell - what did you do?!?!?
We thrive on that kind of stuff don'tcha know.

[QUOTE=Gemme;45047]Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal. :innocent:

Whew. Thought I was going to feel horrible for another unintentional underage crush.

[NJFemmie]

And now you.

Get in the corner. :blah:

I'm in time out in a plastic bubble after watching that. :eek:

:|

Me too.

[NJFemmie]

Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.

[suebee]

Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.

Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash. :goodscore:

[VuDu]

Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lolEnjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not? :|

[NJFemmie]

Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash. :goodscore:

Hot flashes don't count unless you're sitting next to me. :)

[NJFemmie]

Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol

They know a good thing when they have it ;)

[WolfyOne]

Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.

[NJFemmie]

Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.

You're slacking, my friend.
For a minute there, I thought you timed out the time out thread.

[Jess]

Looks like a good place to set up the recliner and just be s t i l l .... afore I get myself in trouble.. as usual ..:whoop:

:simplelaugh:

[VuDu]

I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*

[Jess]

I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*



LMAO! I just placed the dogs and cats in lockdown so I can get stuff done.. How did they all get so damned spoiled??? hmmm..

[VuDu]

*laughing* I blame it all on the boi.
She spoils them something awful. *grin

[Sapph]

I'm the one who gets on to them. You just half ass talk sternly to them. I'm the one that yells at them, and makes the get off the sofa.

Just because I'm at work, doesnt mean you can talk smack and I wont see it :jester:

[VuDu]

Time Out to Sapph too!!!!

1. For playing on threads while at work doing the payroll (those people want their money, darnit!!!)

2. For not realizing that she has to berate the pups at night because I am the mean Alpha all day long and they need to know I am a cool momma SOMETIME :seeingstars:

3. For... just cuz I said so.

[Sapph]

tell ya what. Darlin'

I'll start time out as soon as I get home. I'll go get in the bed, watch movies and let you handle everything else. How does that work for ya>? :batman:

[VuDu]

Nevermind. I will put myself on time out instead.

sheesh

[Mitmo01]

hahahaha you two sound like me and Ms Cyn

someone has to be the hardass and I dont have it in me to do feline discipline at all....

the cats get away with murder around me and she can lay the hammer down lol

I had no idea that cats were trainable lmfao...

[Sapph]

She claims to get on to them, but I think she just tells me that so I'll feel better when I get home and make them behave.

Glad to see we arent the only odd ducks lol

[Mitmo01]

no you are not the only ones thats fo sho

the cats know that they can pretty much ignore my warnings about discipline and that i dont really have it in me at all lol....

Now my woman is a different story they know she will follow through with her threats lol

im a sucker for a feline lol....any animal really lol..a sucker for a cute face lol

[VuDu]

Ha!!!!!

Who, at this very moment, is teaching the new punk the word "off"? hmm? However, I am leaving at it when it comes to the free-for-all bone run. They steal each other's anyway so I am staying out of it.

[Sapph]

Probably, only because he's getting on your nerves lol

[NJFemmie]

My poor girl cat goes on time out every night when we go to bed. We have to leave her downstairs because she tends to sing pitiful, LOUD songs in the middle of the night, as she walks throughout the house. It's EVERYWHERE, lol. She started doing that after her brother died. I wonder if she's calling for him.

I am also wondering if she is losing her hearing. She does not hear me walking up behind her anymore. :( Poor old puss ... it's not easy getting old.

[Jess]

Heading back to my corner with a light snack. Somedays I feel the need to practice self bondage.

[Random]

Cats are indeed very trainable..

Let me tell you about Sis (tiger/spotted grey cat) and her kitty game...

Once in a while she darts out the front door and hides under the stairs... That is her part... The human's part is to plead with her and try to catch her as she either goes inbetween the stairs (if you come around the back to get her) or to run around the stairs (if you reach in to get her).. and dart up to the second landing...

It's great fun for her and she will play forever if you let her... If you just leave her out there, she will come sit by the door (most of the time) until you open it and then she will dart back under the stairs..

Good Times..

Until I moved in...

How I play the kitty game...

Open door, hands full of laundry basket.. (this is the ONLY time she will try and play kitty games with me) Sis darts out, and hids under the stairs...

I say.. Sis... Get back in the house....

I go about taking the laundry into the laundry room.. ignoring said cat..

When I am done, I walk into the apt, close the door, get my squirt bottle, open the door and Look at her...

Sis comes in the apt.... With a look on her face like.. *Ah, Man.. you NEVER let me have any fun*

I've actually never squirted her.. The first time she met my bottle.. I squirted the wall.. She high tailed it into the apt like the hounds of hell were after her.. The second time, I squirted between the stairs.. between her and the wall... Same thing...

Now.. I just show it too her and the game is over...

Now we have moved on to keeping her OFF the prep table... SOMEONE started feeding her up there when me and my two cats moved in... Now she thinks it's her spot.... It's not.. It has food on it, therefore it is not a place for cats..

My sweet butch up there would let her babies do anything that made them happy... lol.. I'm not so nice...

[NJFemmie]

Heading back to my corner with a light snack. Somedays I feel the need to practice self bondage.


Self flagellation is kinda fun .. sorta. But it's better when someone else is doing it *winky wink*

[NJFemmie]

Wow! What a time out from work!

Okay so, not only did we get about 2 feet of snow last week, we got another 2 feet or so Tuesday night into Wednesday. Needless to say, I was off from work Wednesday and yesterday (woot!). My muscles ache like hell from all of the shoveling - but to be home from work was worth it.

So, I come to work and find out that we had a blackout, which caused my hard drive to commit hari-kari. :blah: Two trips to the store for memory and a hard drive, and I am hoping it will be fixed on Monday.

So... not only did I get a time out from work, I am timed out AT work!
AND it's Friday!
AND I have the next two days off!
AND Mare scheduled herself off from work on Sunday!
.... I should play the lottery ....

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-insults-your-toilet-seat.jpg

*chuckle*

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-is-reincarnated.jpg

What in tarnations??

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-won-gun-show.jpg

... from all that shoveling ...

Have a great weekend!

[NJFemmie]

*groan*

I'm better off in here today. I woke up with a bad case of the grouchies.

*grrr

Call me Grouchy McGrouchface. Then run for your life.

*glare*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m3HcjW1WqS4/SX3X3NE5oqI/AAAAAAAAAa4/HN9Eu3SGoXM/s320/grouchy.jpg

http://www.scripting.com/images/2003/10/27/grouchy.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Maybe I need a nap .....

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129103460280848409.jpg

[Daktari]

Oy! Grouchy McGrouchface :nyahnyah:





:bolt:

[NJFemmie]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093876209576665.jpg

:|:blink::|

[NJFemmie]

Oy! Grouchy McGrouchface :nyahnyah:





:bolt:

Step it up, buster ... it didn't work. *grouchy face*
This mood is rare, yet powerful.
*sigh*

[NJFemmie]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129083965871777048.jpg

[Daktari]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093876209576665.jpg

:|:blink::|

:curtain:




Step it up, buster ... it didn't work. *grouchy face*
This mood is rare, yet powerful.
*sigh*
:groucho:

YouTube- Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)
I hope this makes you smile.......failing that :bringcoffee: tea and biscuits?

[NJFemmie]

Matt sure gets around .... I'll take my tea with lemon, please.

:) <-- look! a smile!

[Daktari]

Matt sure gets around .... I'll take my tea with lemon, please.

:) <-- look! a smile!

:clap:

YouTube- Potter Puppet Pals in "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

I wish I could show you the version of this my friends and I did for my birthday. ;)

lemon tea? not a problem, care for a chocolate digestive?

[NJFemmie]

lemon tea? not a problem, care for a chocolate digestive?




Is that anything like ex-lax?
(ok, that made me laugh, lol)

[NJFemmie]

LOL .... *head bop* dumbledor ....

Okay, now I want to see your version.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.youtube.com/user/MuppetsStudio#p/u/0/tgbNymZ7vqY

[Daktari]

Is that anything like ex-lax?
(ok, that made me laugh, lol)

:rofl: I can see how you might think that ...not something I'd offer to a lady












unless she'd been really horrid to me! :grindevil:

this might clarify
http://www.englishteastore.com/cok011.html
:chaplin:

[Daktari]

LOL .... *head bop* dumbledor ....

Okay, now I want to see your version.


I really wish I could show it you, it's quite hysterical...I have yet to work out how to get it online...my friends made a sterling effort in making their own versions of the puppets, we had such fun.

[NJFemmie]

I really wish I could show it you, it's quite hysterical...I have yet to work out how to get it online...my friends made a sterling effort in making their own versions of the puppets, we had such fun.



When (and if) you get it done - linky me the linky. I'd love to see it.
(and I didn't think you were offering me ex-lax ;) I do my best to amuse myself sometimes...)

[Daktari]

When (and if) you get it done - linky me the linky. I'd love to see it. Deal!

(and I didn't think you were offering me ex-lax ;) I do my best to amuse myself sometimes...) a little self gratification never hurt anybody! :p



YouTube- Beyonce's SINGLE LADIES with THE DAN BAND

[NJFemmie]

Deal!

a little self gratification never hurt anybody! :p



YouTube- Beyonce's SINGLE LADIES with THE DAN BAND (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WQHcQ3ueYA&feature=related)



Ha ha! Thank you for that ... and here I was ready to claim all men idiots for tempting fate (more specifically, the asshat I work with...)

:) All better now (almost)

[Daktari]

Ha ha! Thank you for that ... and here I was ready to claim all men idiots for tempting fate (more specifically, the asshat I work with...)

:) All better now (almost)

my job is (almost) done :cheesy:

gotta love Justin(e) for this
YouTube- Beyonce & Justin Timberlake - Single ladie (With Georgian style)

We're the dancers! :dance2:

[NJFemmie]

my job is (almost) done :cheesy:

gotta love Justin(e) for this
YouTube- Beyonce & Justin Timberlake - Single ladie (With Georgian style) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBC7pilGoPc)

We're the dancers! :dance2:



Oh, I LOVE that. In fact, the very first time I heard this song was on SNL when Justin did this dance. I think of that skit every time I hear the song.

[Daktari]

Oh, I LOVE that. In fact, the very first time I heard this song was on SNL when Justin did this dance. I think of that skit every time I hear the song.

I have to be truthful, I cannot tell a lie, I feel I must confess........................................... .... to have been doing the Justin(e) "we're the dancers" (with actions) for days since I saw this :shocking:


it's time for me to go interact with the real world for a wee while, I hope that the day brings more lulz and smiles for you :cheesy::chaplin:

[NJFemmie]

I have to be truthful, I cannot tell a lie, I feel I must confess........................................... .... to have been doing the Justin(e) "we're the dancers" (with actions) for days since I saw this :shocking:


it's time for me to go interact with the real world for a wee while, I hope that the day brings more lulz and smiles for you :cheesy::chaplin:




Another linky link to send, ha.
Have a great day and thanks for the chuckles.

:)

[NJFemmie]

I think this really should have been titled "Immigrants Bring Doom" or "End Of The World Caused by Immigration"....

Thousands of Dutch Prepare for 2012 Apocalypse
Tuesday, 03 November 2009

Many people in the Netherlands expect the world to end in 2012 and thousands say they are taking precautions to prepare for the apocalypse.

According to United Press International, theories on the supposed catastrophe varied, most tied the 2012 date to the end of the Mayan calendar.

Many of those are stocking up on emergency supplies, including life rafts and other equipment.

Some were optimistic about the end of civilization,saying they no longer want to live in the modern world.

(Here comes the funny stuff) "You know, maybe it's really not that bad that the Netherlands will be destroyed," one of the believers said. "I don't like it here anymore. Take immigration, for example. They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse."
Information from: UPI.com, http://www.upi.com/

Also, makes you wonder what are they building their houses with over there, no?

Time out for me.