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Dylan
03-03-2010, 10:45 PM
Post your humorous out of context text messages here


Yeah, I'm Startin' A Fluffy Thread,
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Dylan
03-03-2010, 10:48 PM
"The lord directed that I go to the sun tanning salon and get sun tanned more evenly on their suntanning beds."


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Gemme
03-04-2010, 12:51 AM
What do you mean I don't know bumpkiss? I know that biotch well! She owes me money.
Thinker
03-04-2010, 08:26 AM
They can eff the eff off and lick dirty trucker stones.


For real. I couldn't make that up. And no offense to any truckers out there. Keep in mind you're reading it out of context.
Pixie
03-04-2010, 09:00 AM
Don't worry she's a whore just like you!
IrishGrrl
03-04-2010, 02:20 PM
"guess I'll get my kneepads out just in case"