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dark_crystal 09-27-2010 08:06 PM
ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut

Gemme 09-27-2010 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 199223)
ok carry on...nothing to see here.....

i wish i had a 100-calorie lemon-filled donut
Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.

dark_crystal 10-13-2010 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 199257)
Congrats! Your 100 calorie lemon-filled jelly donut is here. Here is your magnifying glass to find it. Good luck!

:detective:

I wish for a year of unmarred good health.
wish granted! as soon as you move into your new home and as long as you don't come out till 10/13/2011

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/def...6/jackoBug.jpg

i wish i could bring my dog to work!

Gemme 10-13-2010 05:47 PM
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i wish i could bring my dog to work!
Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 207367)
Yay! You can bring Fido to work. You always wanted to work in a kennel, right?

I wish that the pup could speak to us in human (perferably English) when he needs to go outside.
Wish Granted, but it turns out Pup has quite the vocabulary..and uses it..all the time. Day in and day out. As a matter of fact, Pup never shuts up now. It appears pup knew all along you couldn't understand 'dog' so pup was just waiting for the moment you would be able to understand everything Pup every wanted to say....Good luck resting...

I wish my house would clean itself

Tcountry 10-26-2010 12:52 AM
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I wish my house would clean itself
Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214419)
Wish granted...it cleans itself and you and makes sure anyone who enters is clean as well...:blink:

I wish relationships were easier.
LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..

Tcountry 10-26-2010 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214423)
LOL!!!! Perfect!!!!!

Alakazam!!! Relationships are easier!!! Your relationship with the local bank teller, gas station attendant, and butcher are perfect! No issues with communication or cheating - they know you shop around, and they don't mind a bit. They are never harsh with you or offer anything but profound thanks. They are always thrilled to see you.

I wish I could finish writing the next chapter..
But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214425)
But of course...the next chapter is finished....:| altho we have No Idea what language it is in...lol

I wish I had my dream job, now.
Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...

Tcountry 10-26-2010 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214434)
Who knew your dream job was *ahem* cleaning up at the zoo?? The elephants say thank you though - it was a big job....

I wish I could find the song that's been "right there" all night...
It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 214436)
It is right here...come to Nebraska and get it...wear warm clothes it is cold here...lol

I wish everyone used ethanol in their cars...
LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..

Tcountry 10-26-2010 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 214440)
LOL!

Everyone uses ethanol in their cars; however they find it didn't do a thing for the upholstery....

I wish people would be kinder to strangers and those less fortunate..
Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 04:04 AM
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Everyone is kind to everyone until there is not a stranger left...*looking* who's that guy in your shower?

I wish some moments could last forever...
Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!

dark_crystal 10-26-2010 06:27 AM
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Some moments can last forever, what a shame you didn't specify which ones....remember that time in grade school? mmhmm, that one...forever.

I wish my hot water heater would have decided my bath was worth letting hot water last until the very last moment...so that the shower that followed could have been as comfortable!
Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

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i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!

1PlayfulFemme 10-26-2010 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dark_crystal (Post 214493)
Improved hot water heater- just add nose clothespin!

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/...4l3BF8tfFm.jpg

i wish i had Hocus Pocus on DVD!
*Shakes wand* Zaaa..*shakes it again* Zaaazaaaa *Shakes it again* Zap!!! You have Hocus Pocus on DVD, Downloadable VeeJay Disks. Enjoy Karaoke!! :D

I wish the trees wouldn't give into the rain and let their leaves fall to the ground!

1PlayfulFemme 10-29-2010 08:51 PM
*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!

Gemme 10-29-2010 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 216934)
*Drops pin* ut oh. Maybe that wish was a lil too wishy?? :)

How 'bout...

I wish my pumpkin carving skills would improve by morning, so after the carving is done, my jack-o looks like it does in my mind!!
Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.

sweetfemme247 10-29-2010 08:55 PM
wish I could find someone, who dont cheat, lie or pretend to love you and dont

1PlayfulFemme 10-29-2010 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 216937)
Done, but I don't think your HOA is going to approve of Picasso-style carved pumpkins.

I wish we found the perfect place in the perfect location to live.

And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)

Miami 10-29-2010 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 216946)
And so you have!!! Too bad about the commute tho....it's a loooong way back to reality my dear!

I wish someone would come fix dinner for me. Just this once. I don't feel like cooking tonight! :)

Poof! Your wish is granted... For dinner, you get Balout (Boiled fertilized duck eggs), curried dog with a side of thousand year tofu, and a nice hot cup of mate'. Hehehehe... I watch WAY too much Andrew Zimmer on Food Channel. lol

I wish my TV picked up more channels.


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